In 3 hours from OP: Introduction Speech
Next: Spyro: Year of the Dragon
Later: Lego Batman 3: Beyond Gotham

Stream: https://www.twitch.tv/ausspeedruns
Schedule: https://ausspeedruns.com/ASM2025/schedule

Don't forget Dogwater this weekend

You ready to wash out the bad taste of for one more week of Speedrun July?

>*bad taste of GDQ
typo in my OP, shit

Best part of three hours off starting but the PlayStation Nation is raring to go.

I'm going to sleep, I'll be here tomorrow perhaps
Tell me how the starting goes

I'm excited, it sucks dogwater is at the same time though. I prefer both of these events over GDQ and even ESA. Their daily news report always makes me laugh.

Finally caught up with marathon threads after speedreading all GDQ threads. What did I miss?

Sweet, there's a thread. Will miss the opening hours since I'll go to sleep soon. Wanted to suggest to put "ASM" in the OP next thread - if we need one - which I hope.You can still find it with "ASM", since it's in the link, but it's more visible when it's in the OP.

What does "Sleepover" mean in the schedule? Is it literally some guys hanging out in the bedroom and gaming?

>>715467081
>it sucks dogwater is at the same time though
Yeah, that needs to be fixed for next year. With all those little marathons, it's probably hard to find an unoccupied time slot.

>>715467081
At least it's only the last few days and we can operate as if it's stream1 / stream 2.

Thankfully it's not as if we do rating them so it'll sit fine as one thread like that.

>>715467438
>What does "Sleepover" mean in the schedule? Is it literally some guys hanging out in the bedroom and gaming?
Same as UKSG I think, nighttime runs that are prerecorded for the marathon.

>>715467438
Isn't Dogwater basically the equivalent of a small group of friends getting together in their garage? It also suck I'm going to miss it, so I'll try to catch the VODs sometime else.

>>715467630
>prerecorded
well that sucks

>go to their stream to check if something's already on
>offline
>"check out this Spyro stream from 22 days ago"
This whoe Spyro thing is getting out of hand.

>>715467682
Basically yeah, it's a lot like the very early days of GDQ.

>>715467778
The Spyros are even purple.

>>715467630
damn I was hoping it meant TTS host or something like that
>>715467559
>it's not as if we do rating them
one of the best parts of asm/dg honestly. just ask in the thread for the best runs and you will always get some honest answers/good discussion
>>715467778
i wish i spent more time on pic rel, considering how much ive seen it reposted even during gdq kek

>>715467630
>nighttime runs that are prerecorded for the marathon.
OK, bummer, because that's the time I could realistically watch. But there's an incentive for one of the games, so maybe it's something else.

>>715467682
Not sure, watched it last year for the first time, and I had the impression that it was mostly, if not all, online. I might be wrong on that though.

>>715467778
You're purple, you dork!!!

Wait a minute Peter, the Jordan + Doug art is pretty sick...
>Talking about kicking cancer's ass in your trailer for a charity marathon for a children's hospital
They're motivated at least

>>715468065
Clive looking full Stu while BBQing in last year's print still cracks me up.

>>715468065
I think last time they were doing it for an Alzheimer's charity and Joe just started taking the piss out of people with it not being able to remember them saying inappropriate shit the next day.

This is the only night with a "sleepover" segment. Would be kinda odd to only have prerecorded runs on the first night, while the other nights all have real runs. So, still hoping it's something different.

>>715465965 (OP)
>only will be able to catch two runs today because of the time zone
Fuck

>>715468419
Maybe it's just how they call their blocks.

>>715467884
>considering how much ive seen it reposted even during gdq kek
It's a good one, I made a somewhat similar one a few years ago. Reposting for nostalgia.

Will we ever get a Werster VS Hypnoshark Pokémon race? They look like they would bounce off each other greatly when it comes to banter.

>>715468747
Werster is in but he's gonna be running Kurumin Squash or some shit like that

>>715468707
I got so fucking sick of that bearded twat, especially when he pulled that "surprise I replaced the run with more GeoShitter" thing since he got made to look like a dick the previous day.

>>715468961
He's doing another Pokemon run too, it's a race like last year.

>>715467884
No one will shit on you for making a more polished version

>>715469127
Six hours of Heart Gold shouldn't be had.

>>715465965 (OP)
I'm ready for more Spyro.

>>715465965 (OP)
>pronouns
not watching this shit

>>715468961
>>715469127
Speaking of which, what category is Baton Pass?

>>715469404
You have to use a different Pokemon for each significant fight like gym leaders and shit.

It's a category he really likes.

>>715469404
Basically, after every gym leader, you cannot use that Pokemon again.
https://pastebin.com/cxgUsnDB

TRANS RIGHTS HOOOOOYYPPPEEEE

>>715468747
I have yet to make my verdict on Hypnoshark. Yes, his Crash run was entertaining, but something about it seemed off. Maybe it was his entourage, or the slightly over the top hype. I understood there's a thing called "Playstation nation", which those people are part of, which played a role in that.

Not sure if he'd have good chemistry with Werster. Could be, but could also backfire, when he gets annoyed or something.

>>715469064
It's not that I hate him, he's just terminally boring with his no-run runs. GeoGuessr was cool - the first time. Maybe Edenal and Planks thought it would stay cool forever. Well, it didn't, and it seemed no one had the balls to tell him that his 30 minutes of fame are over because he seems to be a little... fragile.

>>715470007
Whenever havrd runs a game that's actually a game, with a run that's actually a run, it's S-tier for me. It helps that jank runs contrast well with his slavic dry tone. I just wish he'd trust in those a bit more, I barely remember if he's done any runs beyond then

>>715470007
It was when it started getting numerous slots at every event for a couple years straight that it just made me give no fucks about watching them.

Some of his terrible old game runs were at least fun but after a while he ditched them entirely to focus on GeoGuessr.

Considering Raikou is a regular in these events, when are we going to get a comfy Digimon World run?

>>715469546
>>715469595
That does sound more fun than "pump the starter/legendary full of X items and win"

thank fuck some actual speedruns on the horizon

>>715471184
Yeah, it sounds neat, does just about double the time over the any% WR that Werster has but it's not that much more than the other Pokemon runs that have been on in the last two weeks.

IM A HEADBANGA

>>715470225
Yeah, I also think he's redeemable, he just needs to focus on the good things, and leave the gimmick runs behind.

>>715470235
> that it just made me give no fucks about watching them
Yeah same, it looked like the first GeoGuessr run was well received, and then they went all in and completely blew it out of proportion. But that doesn't work with GeoGuessr, without the novelty it's just boring. RuffledBricks woth Worms on the other hand, that's something I could watch each and every marathon.

>>715469127
>won't be able to catch all of it
Shame, at least I'll be able to see them get to Lance

>>715471939
>RuffledBricks woth Worms on the other hand, that's something I could watch each and every marathon.
It's a shame he pretty much fell off the wagon, those runs really caught on here, probably because Worms Armageddon periodically took off on /v/ so a lot of people had at least some basis for understanding why those runs were skillful as all fuck, especially when they didn't go to plan and he was improvising a solution that was still amazing.

>it isn't up yet
fuck you OP
>OP reminded me it'll be up soon
i love you OP

>The first GDQ that he's in charge of is the worst one
10/10 start.

When I say Speedrun you say SORRY

>>715469154
you're right, here's a slightly better version. i really wanted to add that fancy ESA Spyro logo someone made, i also did a few other minor changes. after I posted it someone gave me shit for it being low quality so, and someone did the same for a random shoop i made in gdq.

we are back

>>715472289
It's how those organizations work, push you up the ladder till you suck, he's a pretty good speedrunner but barely anybody would believe that since when was the last time we saw him run something at a GDQ? Almost a decade.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=syHWGY2vrZ4

>>715467081
Just think of it like a Stream 2. I'm glad they're at the same time as typically neither have enough activity to sustain a thread, maybe having both in one thread will keep it active.

>>715467630
>>715467438
They should rethink sleepover so it's people doing runs in their PJs.

>>715472586
Last year ASM did fine by itself, with I think BSG or something after between it and Dogwater.

>>715472669
With some kind of lumpy pumpkin hovering in the background.

>>715472289
Top 10 anime betrayals

>>715467884
Honestly I didn't mind the Spyros they were decent runs, I thought there were too many racing games too and they were boring because they were all "All Tournaments" runs and after the first 15 mins you get the picture as to what they're about and what the strat is that they do for every track, but then you realize there's 45 minutes to go.

>>715465965 (OP)
Woohoo!

>>715472491
>Spyrofonden
Kek, just noticed that little detail now.

>>715472772
I didn't mind the Spyros, I did mind the playstation nation only showing up to cheer their little clique on and then clearing out as soon as it was over.

>check twitch channel
>it's offline
>it's spyro
He can't keep getting away with it

>>715470007
It was pretty funny whenever there was a playstation nation run because all of a sudden the room would be packed full of people then the run ends and you see how quick that shit emptied. No matter what run it was, they'd empty, they didn't even give any other runners a chance. So I'm half and half on them because at the same time they pretty much saved ESA because they all applied with runs and actually gave them content to put on the event when they needed it most.

>>715472867
I felt so bad for the runners of the next game, fuckers even did it to Tim.

>>715473028
Monsters

>>715472193
Isn't he going through a midlife crisis as a "DJ" now?
>>715472289
I think it's pretty obvious as to what happened with this year's SGDQ IMO. Sent comes off as a people pleaser and a massive pushover and staff in particular took advantage of that by strongarming him into getting their own and their friend's runs onto the schedule. I think its absolutely no coincidence that the first GDQ where he's head of programming is the GDQ with the most neporuns on it.

>>715472672
I think it was RPG Limit Break maybe? Because I remember there was a pretty boring run on and so we all watched the annual RPGLB trauma dump segment together.

>>715473190
>Isn't he going through a midlife crisis as a "DJ" now?
I saw he was doing some fairly professional stuff with Nikoheart so probably a bit less than a midlife crisis.

>>715473286
Might be? I know something also overlapped with the FF relay but I forget what.

>>715472867
>>715472975
>>715473028
Yeah. I mean there's nothing wring with supporting your buddies, but that complete lack of interest in anything else made it look weird. I doubt that it was bad intent or some kind of push for influence, but other runners might frown on this.

Makes me remember Iceplug, who always was there, supporting runners, no matter what. Fucking legend.

>>715472867
I thought it was a coincidence at first when people in the thread started pointing it out, because it'd be some long RPG run after and nobody sticks around for it, but then it started happening during prime time runs, and with the bigger runners who used to be popular back in the day but now their clique is gone. (Eris, Yisk, etc)

>>715473028
The funniest ESA fuck up this year was them putting on a bonus Tim run thinking that they were ahead of schedule then schedule was like "No, no, I said we're BEHIND schedule.. now we're even more behind!"

>>715473482
And the ESA Hype man, he always shows up.

I could have attended ASM in person but the only speedrunning friend I have is banned for being racist

So they will be running reruns during the European day time? Shit now i know what it was like for mutts who complained about it when ESA did it.

>>715473917
Not re-runs pre-recorded runs. They'll still be brand new never seen before just not live. It's only for one day too I think as only one day is labelled "sleepover"

Hard to believe there is anybody who would speedrun this piece of shit.

>>715473989
That still is not the same as watching it happening live

>>715473917
ASM always psyches me out time wise because all the comfy graveyard shift runs are on at prime time for me and I assume most of us. But then it also means you gotta stay up real late to see the big games.

>>715474016
have you played it or are you just saying it's bad cause the protag isn't a white man?

>>715474016
>Not putting South of Midnight on at 00:30
They blew it

>>715473482
Yeah that really just feels wrong at those sort of events, I sat and watched all sorts of stuff when I was at ESA, a lot of it wasn't anything like what I run but it was neat to see something outside of my area of experience.
>Iceplug
Dude's one of the most fun runners at anything like this, doesn't even need a couch, he'll get the audience involved and enjoying just about anything.

How it felt going from ESA into GDQ

was ESA really that good this year?
missed it due to being away for a week

>>715474437
no, it was just good in contrast to GDQ

>>715474371
Also I would have done it for ASM too but I couldn't find one with just a poorly drawn middle and good end plus I don't think it's as telling

>>715474437
It was consistently better but not noteworthy

>>715474437
No, it was kind of average at best, similar to the previous ESA, GDQ pretty much just shat the bed this year.

>>715474437
It was exceedingly average. There weren't really any highlights. But it was still preferable to the absolute cock and ball torture that was GDQ.

>>715474437
Not really but after being served shit on a plate I'm sure just a slice of white bread will seem like a gourmet meal

Fug, I don't want to go to bed and miss the beginning. It feels wrong to miss the beginning of a marathon.

>>715474437
It was comfy whereas GDQ this year was a fucking abortion outside of maybe 4 runs

>>715474437
Very average, but it felt like less absolutely dog shit runs, so it felt slightly better. Although the followup with GDQ was the same whiplash as going from super mario whatever to super metroid. Night and fucking day.

>>715474437
>>715474560
I think ESA being before GDQ affected response to it too because part of ESA's role in prior years was washing the GDQ stink off of us, and so ESA runs were kinda inflated due to "finally, some good fucking runs." I guess that's ASM's job this year.

>>715474568
>There weren't really any highlights.
PSI OPS was the only real standout run for me.

>>715465965 (OP)
>pre shilling thread
Buy an ad

>>715472669
This is exactly what the block is, no runs are prerecorded. Runners and crowd encouraged to attend the block in PJs.

Source: attendee

>>715474892
Fucking based, let's go.

>>715474754
Kind of, people were going nuts for some decent but not that amazing runs just because they weren't terrible, meanwhile some stuff like the Mario Paint run got an absolute nutter trying to fight it being liked.

I'm glad we're to a marathon that doesn't get the ratings, they feel like more of a distraction with each year and less of a solution than they used to be.

>>715474892
Nice sounds comfy

>Me watching GDQ and seeing 4 hour neporun followed by a "showcase" nonrun and then followed by a 1 hour checkpoint with the desperae theater kids

>>715474892
Ok that's cool as all fuck.

>>715474892
NICE
please wear your cutest pjs

>>715475000
Its cause there's always one person who ends up sperging out at a rating and doing a multi-thread meltdown over it and it just detracts from the entire thread.

However GDQ's ratings this year were pretty fun because it was just a sea of red and pretty funny to see. I've never seen that much red on a chart before.

>>715475000
>less of a solution than they used to be.
They were never a solution, the old post ratings were better before a certain gay retard wanted to attentionwhore

So what did you guys do with your day off?

>>715475220
Yeah I think this year's HI-FI Rush / Pizza Tower was that French RPG that I forget the name of, some anon went batshit over it.
>>715475259
The tier lists really didn't work that well, getting people to agree on anything is nearly impossible, having it on a chart with an average does help with that, or it did before it became the thing to fight over instead.

>>715474892
>Runners and crowd encouraged to attend the block in PJs.

>>715475029
>they see the esa had variety segments like game shows
>lets copy them
>suck all the life out of it and make it super bland
>hey, the band we had at agdq was popular, let's do that but miss reason it was fun
>it's shit

Worst is, if normalfags loved them, then they'll fucking be back for AGDQ. Even if they put the band for the outro like ESA had with a DJ set, it'd be worse because it's AGDQ.
Eeven if they ended with NikoHeart doing the DJing for an outro like he did for ESA, it'd STILL be shit.

>>715475495
Hung out with my girlfriend, played some vidya, the usual.

>>715475526
>getting people to agree on anything is nearly impossible
That was the whole point, they were dumb shitposts, people copying and pasting the tier lists and changing them every time was peak soul, everyone could join in, not just one egomaniac with his charts

>>715475561
I dunno if they'll do a band segment again. Viewership plummeted for it and at one point they had no donations to read out and that never happens at a modern GDQ. Maybe ESA at 3am but never primetime GDQ.

They might do a Nikoheart afterparty as he's clearly trying to worm his way into GDQ.

>>715465965 (OP)
They tend to stream on Youtube as well, which may please a lot of Anons after the last two weeks of dealing with Twitch.
https://www.youtube.com/@AusSpeedruns/streams

>>715474892
>Source: attendee
Are they actually going to do a Welcome to Country?

>>715474892
This sounds great, I'm ready for comfy. I don't care how small the event will feel, it'll be a nice palate cleanser after GDQ

>>715474892
This might be the best idea any speedrun marathon has ever had

>>715475000
>like the Mario Paint run got an absolute nutter trying to fight it being liked
The Mario Paint run was fucking dogshit lol, I watched the VOD due to the rating division and it was 8 minutes of fat lads blowing out the mic and baiting donations

>>715474892
how are these aussie niggas so damn based

>>715475029
showcases are fun if the runner is a cool guy like kotti. and ill always watch a skyrim glitch exhibition or something.

>>715475000
>I'm glad we're to a marathon that doesn't get the ratings, they feel like more of a distraction with each year and less of a solution than they used to be.
Honestly I like the ratings because of the discussion they spark.
>"How do you call spamming letters discussion?"
Because in the threads I've seen without them, after a run finishes, we tend to go quiet as if it didn't happen

>>715475495
my girlfriend moved in with me during esa, we did a shitload of shopping today since she knows my deal about speedrunning marathons
>>715475000
I liked the Mario Paint run, those guys are always great, and the wrestling game, but both of them had pretty average scores so people probably wont give them a chance. The wrestling game run itself was kind of ass but the fake wrestling shit, while similar to ESA (but worse) at least had some SOVL in it like the old days.

>>715476748
incorrect.

At this point I no longer see the appeal of marathons and prefer to just watch individual runner channels or keep up with what's happening in a specific game. I feel like if you're only watching speedruns via this format you're missing the point. But that's just my opinion.

>>715475495
said my goodbyes to my grandma

>>715475495
Made my health anxiety worse by looking up pictures of penis cancer

>>715477174
kinda gay, anon

>>715477140
My condolences, anon.

>>715467438
>>715474892
>Comfy Banjo and Crash runs at 3 in the morning
Might just pull an all nighter to catch it.

>>715477221
i don't think a gay man would enjoy those pictures

>>715475495
Picked things up at gym and cleared some of my backlog. Also practiced for BSG, feeling good about it

>>715475495
Opened FF 4-9, played each for an hour and a half and told myself "I'll get back to it at some point" for every one.
Probably won't ever touch them again.

Alright first time checking out this marathon. Hoping for a pallet cleanser after the worst GDQ ever.
How's the ad situation for this? Do I need to use the usual tricks or are they more chill about ads?

>>715477140
I'm sorry for your loss, anon. I hope her last moments were peaceful. Was she a good grandma to you?

>Sonic adventure is at 2am
Damn, no way I'll be able to stay up for it, I usually pass out around 1:30

>>715477234
thanks, dude
here's to a good marathon

>>715477140
Sorry to hear that anon, hope you and your family make it through this

>>715477294
i'll have to take your word for it

>>715477387
If they're streaming on youtube you can watch that way and avoid all the ads with your youtube adblock + have rewind available, holy shit why is youtube streaming so much better than Twitch

>>715475495
Messed with AI shit and wrote a new card for SillyTavern, will probably port it for NAI too.

>>715475495
watched bunch of unlisted esa25 runs on youtube and wondered why theyre unlisted

>>715477387
Its on youtube too >>715476101

>>715477343
>Also practiced for BSG, feeling good about it
Nice, August's looking pretty awesome.

>>715477552
>>715477684
oh man that's great. I'm enjoying this more already

>>715475495
relaxed after a hellish week at work with some casual noita
played some maplestory today after running my weekly errands
i picked up my time at sandrock and the newest rune factory, and currently deciding which one to play through first

>>715476651
>Anon doesn't like the donies.
I feel sorry for you.

HOOOOYYPPEE

stream is up

>>715472289
>it was actually his plan all along to kill gdq from the inside
True master of the long con. Even uyama could never

>>715477998
So it is.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rYKjuJdJexM

We've seen the yuros.
We've seen the burgers.
Let's see what the aussies brought to the table.

>>715477952
>Muh ecelebs

>>715477975
Would teach them to any% all of Doom, and then Quake.

>>715474892
>Runners and crowd encouraged to attend the block in PJs
Are there any women at the event?

speed running is the death of gaming who enjoys watching this dogshit?

>>715478213
>ecelebs
Who?

>>715478276
cry about it faggot

SOON

>>715478284
>the donies
Simping for some fat boring runs because they're ecelebs kek. Just like that jap soon-to-be troon with the furry female vtuber avatar.

>>715478404
Oh fuck, he has a run.

>>715478540
Lets see how much he likes the game

>>715478404
Australia, a strange land of strange people.

>>715478427
Who is the eceleb? Does anybody even know their name?

>>715478540
Yeah ASM usually has the same people on every year because the majority of their selection of runners is basically Australia and New Zealand. As you can imagine a Frenchie for example has a lot less issues flying to Sweden than they do flying all the way to Australia, so it's very rare to see international runners that aren't from New Zealand or Indonesia or something.

>>715477425
yeah, we had similar taste in literature, movies and music
I take solace in knowing the last talk we ever had was a good one
>>715477483
thanks dude
I don't wanna blog more than I already have so I'll call it here

first run i'm interested in
>jumpfix
the fuck? the funniest thing about this game is strafejumping faster than the cars

It's starting!

Thank you tech crew

>Starts with mic issues and the green screen not working
>Its the guy who cried because he went over estimate
Already kino

shoutout to the tech crew

>no audio
Oh boy

This time, we are all smiles

Shout outs to the tech crew

>ironic mustache
>tech issues right from the start

>no audio
Didn't this happen last time?

Don't tell him the audio is fucked, I don't want him to cry again.

>>715478876
WHERE THE FUCK ARE THE PRONOUNS? HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO KNOW WHAT THIS PERSON WANTS TO HAVE SEX WITH OR WHERE THIS PERSON WANTS TO PEE?

Finally my lip reading skills are paying off

That's a powerful mustache right there.

>>715478891
wtf is an "ironic mustache"

>>715478717
Say no more. Bless her soul and rest in peace. Enjoy the aussie runs, anons

>>715478932
What's he saying behind that stache?

>>715478943
I guess it's the opposite of an unironic mustache.

>>715478976
Lots of profanities aimed at troons

lol lmao

>>715478976
>"Thank you for joining me at our final marathon"

This isn't a library champ, you can speak up.

>autism MP pulled out
???

Fucking faggot in twitch chat

>the autism minister
hah
>that's not a joke

kino already

Damn I would've loved to have known there was a movie night yesterday

>Australia has a minister for autism
I bow

>>715479148
That would have been fun to watch.

Remember to stay hydrated!

DINGO STOLE MY BABY

he should be talking super fast like an auctioneer

Are you telling me that guy isn't the minister of autism?

>Australia
>of of the sunniest countries on earth
>these two are the pastiest, whitest mother fuckers I've ever laid eyes on
HOW?!

The time has come.

Ok this dude is pretty cool.

>>715479118
>>715479167
Honestly explains all the Sonic runs

>GDQ waste their influence on a charity that prints pamphlets about cancer
>ASM pick a charity actually trying to cure the damn thing

>>715479257
The sun kills you here mate

Having the intro be the minister of autism would have been kino. No better way to open a speedrun event.

>>715479302
Don't forget the dropbears.

>>715479257
um, are these CIS HETERO MALES? uhhhh problematic much?! where can I report this to twitch?

>sponsored by a tattoo company that'll come tattoo you at the venue
Only in Australia could that happen.

>>715465965 (OP)
>>715466092
copy this OP next time >>715477909 (except for the 2024 schedule lol) I didn't realize a thread was up already

>>715479257
They don't go outside because of the giant spiders and kangaroos

>no swearing block
That'll last about five minutes.

>Intro Speech
>Overestimate
OFF TO A ROARING START DOWN UNDER

OVER ESTIMATE

This dude has a pretty wicked stash

>>715479557
Are Aussies physically capable of going more than 10 seconds without swearing?

>OVER ESTIMATE

LETS GOOOOOOO

>spyro

FUCK YEAH SPYRO

The amount of soul on the left vs the right is astounding

I can already feel the gdq cancer leaving my body

>>715479618
Yes but they go into withdrawal if it goes on for a long time.

og bros get in here

>first game isn't Dash Dingo - Devour All Seven Crystal Babies %
Looks like these fags are gonna spend eternity trapped in deep didgeridoo.

Spyro is purple?

It's like I'm really watching ESA!

SPYROOOOOOOOO

>Excited for another week of speedruns
>Opens stream
>It's Spyro

>>715479692
As a first time ASM watcher...they don't say THAT dono message do they? You know the one....

>Spyro
Somewhere, laura is beating her meat stick rn

This technically counts as two separate Spyro runs if you are keeping track.

This is already infinitely better than GDQ

spyro?????

>Double Spyro
Playstation Nation is back in business.

>>715479748
Abbo rights

>>715479795
Yes, u mad brah?
Best mascot to start off

>>715479756
WE CAN NEVER ESCAPE

>>715479875
I think you should ask for a refund on your spyro

Have there been some new skips found in Spyro or something that explains why this run is so popular all of the sudden?

>Spyro
It's like I never left ESA

idk bros
i see elora and i see a goat

>first run is a race
UGH

>>715479875
but he's green

>>715479795
>>715479928
there is no escape

>>715479914
No way, I got a free authentic Crash Bandicoot with it!

>>715479919
Spyro is just a decently popular speedrun, is all

They really do grow eckers in a lab...

Was...was Spyro always green?

>the fat guy on the couch is american
hehe

Any anons in attendance?

Oh green and gold are the australian colours

>>715479983
This is a fantastic gimmick for a race to have.
>Gee Bill, how come your marathon let's you have TWO games run at the same time?
>OI CUNT COME GETCHA FUCKIN SPYRO COBBAH STREWTH

>>715479978

>4 normal looking dudes in a small room playing spyro
>they're actually talking about the game
am i home?

WHAT ARE THEIR PRONOUNS???? I DON'T SEE THE OTHER I FEEL VIOLATED AS A POLYAMOROUS POLYTHEIST ATHEIST TRANS LESBIAN "IT"

Oi ya bunch of legends, how 'bout we chuck on the telly and smash some bloody video games, yeah?

>>715480060
he's green in the Berenstein universe

What the fuck, drakengard run? Gotta catch this.

You can just feel the SOUL of the event

Can I donate and have them say TRANS RIGHTS?? It just aint speedrunning if you can't affirm non binary folx.

>>715480178
cri/key

>>715480126
apparently >>715474892

why is everyone normal looking in Australia compared to the American one?

>>715480149
gote

I stayed awake long enough to hear an Aussie gamer say "Sheila" in a thick Aussie accent. It's beautiful.

I love stereotypes so much, bros

>goes completely unacknowledged

>>715465965 (OP)
Alrighty

I HATE SPYRO

>>715480256
LMAO

SPYRO!?

>>715480352
shut up dickhead

>>715480256

>>715480352
We know, Crash

>>715480301
Don't jinx it

>>715480329
>kikesdid911
which one of you?

>>715472491
>i really wanted to add that fancy ESA Spyro logo someone made
here if you still want it, I made it.
I made a ASM version for the thread I made but it's shitty since I don't know anything about Aussies >>715477909 (make suggestions an I'll make it better)

>even the donations have soul

>That dono
ONE OF US

>>715465965 (OP)
who did that donation

Why is there no crowd cam?

Wait I thought this was on YouTube also?
Just ruined my whole week fuck me I have suffered through 2 weeks of twitch, I can't take this shit anymore

who donates 2000 & 5000 dollars? lmao i could have bought a shit load of hookers and new clothes lol

>I wake up and there's another Spyro run
Same dude, same.

>>715480472
Me

It’s my first time watching the ASM marathon the schedule look really good awesome games excited to see the runs

YAY I FUCKING LOVE SPYRO

>>715480475
you alright man?
https://youtu.be/rYKjuJdJexM

We're leaking

>>715480475
Speaking of, is anyone on their third week feeling burn out? I thought I was but its like a new breath of life came into me. I don't think it was burn out just more GDQ shittery dragging me down.

>>715480475
I switchd over to using streamlink, and using a twitch proxy
Lets me watch twitch in vlc without ads

>>715480473
Australians don't sniff other people's chairs so no need

>>715480475
Here is the youtube link. It's 15 seconds behind
>>715478102

guys i've gotta confess something
i don't give shit what trannies in twitch chat are saying

>>715480525
KevinTurtle KevinTurtle

>i wake up and theres another spyro run
ok which one of you was that
>>715480410
i meant the clean text one instead of me trying to write spyro shittily. That version, while funny, probably wont fit up there well D: i might do another edit with more easter egg spyros around tomorrow

>>715480523
Thank fuck, I searched it and didn't see the link for whatever reason

>>715465965 (OP)
Is this shit also filled with trannoids?

>>715480525
i'll donate 1k if he screams niggers on stream

GDQ should steal this gimmick to stay relevant.
Not the game version race, I mean Spyro.

>>715480615
No, just 'roos

>>715480615
yeah we have the biggest nastiest baldest tranny
it's (you) the viewer

>>715480541
I wasn't that enamored with ESA, and even less so with GDQ so it didn't really bother me that one was mostly mid and the other was mostly shit.

>>715480615
Only werster

>>715480615
Anyone have the image? You know the one.

>>715480615
nah mate, we're normal down here

>>715480747
No.

>>715480410
An Asutralian version would have a cork hat, a can of VB and a slice of vegemite toast

You're not wrong but you need to keep this shit to the thread.

is spyro a furry?

>>715480770
or if you really want to piss somebody off a can of fosters.

>>715480781
scaly

>>715480541
Not at all, honestly, I feel great. I needed a revitalisation after GDQ's horror. I'm booked to be a fucking normie every day after this week, so I have time, but man I love speedrun events.

Gonna be weird having a big break between next Monday and BSG

>>715474437
It was alright. It was nice to see it survive more than anything.
Also got the usual Plum OC, always welcomed, including Plump Plum Sex

>>715480781
og is a respectable childhood hero
reignited is scaly central

>>715480775
He is wrong and he needs to stop with his tantrums period

>>715480586
GDQ chat is really something

What do aussies think of this song? https://youtu.be/XfR9iY5y94s?si=Cng3ABVgGJP5w_K6

>>715480845
nah we're FUCKIN QUEENSLANDERS here with a FUCKIN VB LONGNECK
Get it in ya

>Alarm siren goes on for like a minute now at 1 am

>>715480775
this nigga is still at it?

>>715480615
>>715480760
this is one of the hollow knight runners later.

>no audience faggotry
Already lovin' the event

>>715480775
wrong

>>715480924
Aussie band, so the song is loved and adored

>>715480950
Oh. Oh no.

fuck sgt byrd levels

Remember to put this on in the background at all times: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bG_F6w7_Sh8

>>715480950
would

>>715480775
Thankfully the GDQ "fans" tend to wear themselves out after a while.

>>715480950
>>715481081
Yeah, Australia has long been pozzed

>>715480950
>>715481081
Hollow sissies...

>>715480595
Still here if you need it
>>715480770
>>715480845
Thanks, I'll work on it

How are we mogging gdq and esa already on the very first run

>>715481107
kinda slaps ngl

>>715481107
I'll put this on instead
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VMNrPCEqVkc

Some of you fucks just REALLY love talking about trannies in these threads huh?

>>715480541
No, I didn't watch as much SGDQ because of how especially shitty it was this year.

>>715480775
Maybe he's banned and trying to get our attention from the void.

>>715477140
Condolences done quick

>>715481176
Speedruns.

>>715481107
Fuck that boong shit you poofta

>>715480781
OG is just an adventurous dragon hero. Whether that's because of the graphics of the time doesn't matter, he's got a completely different energy from furfaggotry. Remake, you can tell they hired scalies.

>>715480879
I hate how you can tell when a character is drawn to look fetching to the furfag/scaly crowd. WoW is another example that offends me where this shit crept in and stole the soul of the original.

Where is the crowd? I thought this was an event?

>>715481230
Don't you dare do a grief skip, anon.

oh no no no

>>715481259
They're hiding because they're shy

>>715481210
I watched this and sitll didn't understand why he was crying, existential crisis or what?

>>715481192
It's all they've got, it's become an obsession that has taken over their lives.

>>715481280
Autists here seriously can't fucking help themselves.

>>715481259
We're it, anon. Show some love.

Also most of the attendees at these things aren't on camera, they're off-camera socialising or playing games or touring the city.

>>715481280
kek

>>715481259
Crowd is to our right or their left.

>>715481254
I don't know what it is but the second I saw that Hogger redesign I also knew it was made by a furry.

>>715480950
>ggtsg/sgksjg
>gbäågö girl
>mdni!!!!!
>vai chi choo!!!

You keep fellating this event and you're going to be in for a shock when they drop a few Trans Rights

>>715481291
From what I gather form what he says during the run its because he went over estimate with Werster watching in the crowd.

>>715481280
Newfags don't understand that "hide your power level" became a phrase for a reason

>>715481398
>aussie event
don't care, waiting for dogwater

>>715481291
he told a lot of people to watch the run but he made a lot of mistakes and went like 10 minutes over estimate and couldn't mercy kill the run

>>715481398
It doesn't bother me that much honestly

>>715481447
Been that way ever since Chanology really, shit just got worse and worse with every cycle of fresh idiots.

>>715481447
'Power level' was supposed to be about esoteric knowledge about niche Japanese media, not culture war obsessives.

>>715481391
>posting morso
The finn thread is the other way

>>715481210
>GDQ when they go over estimate: "Don't worry, we'll just change the estimate then gaslight everyone into thinking that was always the estimate!"
>ASM: Forces you to finish the run, no mercy kills, as they keep telling you how over estimate you are, and a massive clock in front of you showing your over estimate, until you break and cry.

>>715481339
oy vey imagine saying what you actually think in a public chatroom. must be autistic. i wonder why culture is completely dead and rotten tho?

>>715481259
Opposite the runners and couch behind the monitors.

>>715481398
Relax, it won't be nearly as bad as GDQ's Deltarune run with trans rights and donation incentives being yelled out 50% of the time

>>715481254
>>715481381
the worgen are also furry faggot designs

also nu-crash is unrecognizable

the og crash looks like someone slapped a human mouth on some vaguely animal looking thing and gave it a bunch of 90s looking expressions. the nu crash is some nickelodeon pixar furry thing.

>>715481398
Power to ‘em here and there. It never bothered me at GDQ until they went mad with it this year. Doubt this will be like that.

>>715481617
get some self-awareness please

>>715481560
This.
Newfags who joined in 2015 or after think power level is about le based trump and le ebin alt right bullshit

Ill be honest lads, I don't care for spyro

>>715481560
Yep and it got co-opted by a much bigger crowd, nothing wrong with that if it keeps the same meaning which it does.

>>715481560
No it wasnt.

>>715480781
Original was a different time, you could have developers knocking out stuff like Spyro and Bloody Roar and it not be latched onto and ruined by obsessive fetishists.

>>715481398
If they do its in response to /v/ not shutting the fuck up in the chat about it despite it being run 1 and nobody at the event bringing it up.

>>715478397
dont let a speedrunner hear you say that, support you local tranny watch speed runs

>>715480775
Total Ecker Derangement Syndrome

>>715481814
just call me an incel chud nazi and be done with it, xister

>>715481381
>Humanoid cartoony eyes, made to be looked into and endeared by
>All monstrous attributes are neutered - the mouth is no longer monstrous, the hunch is dialled back
>The end result is just a human in a pet-like suit
The OG designs were made to reach into another world. The furry/scaly designs were made to shrink that into a space we here have come to know as fetishistic.

Spyro 1>2>3

>>715481398
It won’t bother me it’s just too much with GDQ

Why aren't they saying "TRANS RIGHTS" every 5 minutes? Can this really be called speedrunning?

What the deal with spyro anyway? Is he just some dragon collecting gems and eggs?

>>715481875
Anon just can’t help they/them selves

I just joined, who's ahead?
I never played Reignited so I can't tell

>>715482081
theft & genocide

>>715482081
Standard platformer plot really, may as well be New Zealand Story but with dragons.

>>715482081
He was, then Insomniac's deal with Universal ended and the series promptly went to shit.

>>715482141
they use different routes so no one can really tell

>>715481826
Careful. that's blasphemy at these events

>>715482141
I think OG is due to an exploit but I'm not 100% of that.

>>715482081
Pretty much yeah, back in the day it was the contrarian to Crash.

>>715475561
i dont remember, why was that band popular at agdq?

>>715482081
eh swims into rocks and through ur floor

>>715481617
>public chat room of an event that is in no affiliated with GDQ
>"WHY AREN'T WE TALKING ABOUT GDQ BECAUSE I WANNA TALK ABOUT GDQ?????????"
fucking retard

I hate races.

@ASM put the host's name on the screen

>>715481398
bro i don't care if it's the tranniest event ever with the bulkiest squarest chin troonsters screeching tron rights every microsecond
if there's a thread i WILL watch it

>>715482081
First game is about TOTAL GNORC DEATH
Second game is about getting transported into a different world and trying to get back home so you can take the long vacation you earned after the events of 1
Third game is about dragon eggs getting kidnapped

There's the FF series relay on the 1st of next month at RPGLB if you're into that.

Why the fuck did they start their event on a tuesday morning

>>715482268
It was the crazy taxi thing I think, I dunno though, I thought it was shit.

>>715482304
Triggered libtard
We keep winning bros.
TRANS RIIIIIGHTS (ironically)

>>715482081
Don't cling to it being a race. It's two different runs at the same time, and when you accept that, you realise that that's the best way to appreciate the majority of races.

>>715482268
cringekino

very subtle nonnie

>>715482446
So it's almost exactly the same as Duke Nukem.

>I hope there's pixels on your screen, thats kinda what monitors are supposed to do
kek I'm enjoying the bantz

>>715482457
The last one was pretty cool, even if it was a bit of a surprise to hear Sent talking about the run that Das and co were doing.

>>715482549
or maybe it's Wallace watching Spyro while enjoying some cheese

>>715482304
just ban everything lol

>look through schedule
>rixar doing a Spyro run near the end
based

>>715482235
Anons going to wake up in bed beside Sonic's head.

Nobody slights the PlayStation Nation and gets away with it.

>>715482701
the finale was FFV with metako on comms without his usual metako persona

>>715482776
but it's a shit category

>>715482314
Which ones?

>>715482776
The ESA never ends.

I think SRT's in the lead

>>715482912
He's a pretty good runner, it's just events are his fucking about time.

>>715482457
Last one was comfy. Might watch it if I don't forget

is this incredibly quiet or am i going deaf

>>715481826
You have a chance to take that back

Probably going to sleep until the sonic relay race. GDQ fucked up my schedule.

>>715483281
It's a bit quiet but not excessively so, which I'm fine with compared to marathons where they're trying to blow your ears out.

>>715482487
>retard newfaggot doesnt know about rule 1 of 4chan
>outs himself as a /pol/tard
pottery

>>715483281
It is

Normalise bind if you're using mpv:
>N af toggle "lavfi=[dynaudnorm=gausssize=3:targetrms=1.0:correctdc=true,volume=0.75]"

>>715483381
when it's quiet you can't go above 100% volume without fucking with your windows volumes
when it's loud you can just lower it in the player
kinda gay

>>715480775
What a stupid sentiment. The charts give us a sense of community
You don't like it don't vote or ignore it

>>715482468
i thought that was shit and didnt realize it was the same band. they werent terrible it just did not belong as its own dedicated time slot along with all the nepo shit

>>715465965 (OP)
What's the troon ratio like at this event compared to NA/EU?

>>715480775
>Anti-ratings fag can't keep from leaking containment
Of course

>>715482457
What's RPGLB

>>715482487
you are a cringe retard. show the 41% how to do it please.

>>715480775
It'll never not be funny when people keep thinking that I'm a janny.

>>715483613
RPG Limit Break
J/RPG speedrunning marathon

>>715483613
RPG Limit Break, a rpg focused marathon

I wasn't paying attention who won the race?

>>715483708
Reignited guy

>>715483698
>>715483707
Sounds comfy

>>715483708
Reignited got a 52:12
OG still going

>>715483708
the guy who's not playing the game right now

>>715483708
I'm going to go out on a limb and say that it's the player who's still playing the game.

>>715480775
Explicitly just to piss this faggot off, I'm going to ask people to rate Spyro: Year of the Dragon

Less than two mins between the two versions is pretty impressive.

Finally no more Spyro runs for the rest of the year

>>715483781
B

not racist, just dont like spyro

well, what did you think of the first run?

>>715483781
B

>>715483781
B

>>715483832
Anon, have you not looked at the schedule?

>>715481137
this. They sperg for the first two days then they leave

>>715483832
We still have two more to go, brother.

>>715483832
About that....

Damn, sad shoutout

>>715483781
B
Was decent

HOLY SHIT, PEOPLE

wheres webster??

>>715483781
No.

if this was GDQ they would have cut him off to go "TROOOOOOOONS ROYGHSTSSSSSSSSS!"

>>715483897
>>715483909
>>715483923

>>715481826
I grew up with it and I don't really enjoy watching spyor speedruns.

Hey there's the crowd!

The way they speak is delightful.
I can't believe Australia is a real place.

>>715483781
A, I'm too sleepy to gauge it properly but both players made it fun and the thread was good

hey it's bluntbows
>>715483998
why not?

>>715483698
>>715483707
I've only seen people here tune into that during a very specific segment they do every year.

>>715484065
I watch it even when there's no threads, but I watch ReallyReallyLongAThon too. What I really want to do is remember when all of the collectathon 100% relays are so I can stop missing them every year

>>715483968
Audience jumpscare

>>715481826
Spyro and Crash have always been discount platformers I put on when there's nothing else

>>715484065
Yeah that's the GDQ "fans", the actual event's pretty fun if you're into RPG runs, the FF relay was pretty awesome last time.

>>715483781
A Good start

>>715484006
Man this looks so fucking comfy. Fuck GDQ for ruining this

>>715483781
B It was ok

>>715484181
A shame what money does to people
Also $3K for the first run not bad

>>715484065
there were threads for the 2023 event
I remember watching the Blue Dragon run and the runner stopped by the thread later on because his discord mentioned here

>see a GTAVC run
>"yesss fuck yessss"
>it's not the ultra broken PC run
fucking why

>event started just after I moved away from Adelaide
damn

>>715483781
B, solid start. Like the laidback atmosphere

retard-kun, reveal yourself

>>715474437
Yeah man. It felt like the old times. These are the old days man, the bad days, the all-or-nothing days. They're back!

>>715484292
Man stop fucking screening your posts trying to start shit. Nobody cares, and it's ruining the thread

Even the music mogs gdq that uses the same 10 awful ocremixes every year. Jake Kaufman is based

>Joester doing Crash Twinsanity 100%
Deja vu

What's he watching?

>>715484231
If I remember there were only threads because it overlaped, I can't see an RPG event sustaining threads wise seeing how the activity plummets during ESA and GDQ.

>>715484413
Neighbours, Harold has come back as a vampire.

oh its the brentalfloss song

>>715484413
Fucker is going to blind himself.

>>715484413
Self induced blindness tutorials

I can only ever hear the Brentalfloss song with that Dr Mario tune

>>715484292
kill yourself

>>715484383
It's probably that stupid Twitter attention-whore

>>715484338
Honestly everyone who left during the exodus was everyone I disliked at ESA. The only exception is Skenmy who's still around like a bad rash but Argick, Huds, Niko etc. can all fuck off.

>>715484459
Is Neighbours still going? I can't remember the last time I actually watched TV

>>715484495
Same, along with the banjo kazooie theme unfortunately

>>715484429
It can work, the ASM threads lived through nine hours of overnight FFIX and I think ten hours of Skyward Sword.

>>715484413
He's listening. And that's what nobody did.

>>715484413
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QOhmcbfwxnA

Thanks to the anons that had mentioned ASM druing ESA/GDQ this is max comfy

>Room empties
Australian Playstation Nation is at it now!

>>715484495
Me with the Mega Man 3 title screen unfortunately

EUbros, we're not gonna make it. Sleepy will consume us all. I'm so glad they're running a night shift, but I'm gonna miss the ASM prime time blocks

>>715484393
him & Wed (the spyro 3.5 runner) migged from GDQ to ASM. pretty cool.
>>715484429
No overlap. I'm sure they sustained. RPGLB was pretty early this year, huh?

>sonic rush music
peak cozy

Shocked and appalled at the lack of aboriginal speedrunners at this event.
Chugga Wugga has an exceptional My Summer Car run, he built the engine in 8 hours and only tried to drink the gas through the screen twice.

>>715484554
It is, so is Home and Away.

Sadly not everything has persisted.

>>715484413

>>715484707
But we get comfy graveyard shift at prime time for us.

>>715484707
most of EU are neets so the schedule is just fine.

>>715484723
A lot of the events have had weird times this year.

>>715484829
>euros don't work
Yeah we know

>>715484624
Playstation Nation knows no borders, or games that aren't Playstation games.

ASM Prizes: Ticket to a rock climbing experience, Switch 2
GDQ Prizes:

Sick music

>>715484934
>$85

>>715484934
That's one of the good crochet dolls though, there were far worse

>Tune in
>Spyro

>>715484934
>Estimated Value: $85.00

>>715484982

>>715484707
Suffer, I had to deal with it when ESA decided to not run all night long and All I got was reruns

There it is, are you happy?

>>715485034
I'd like to buy that Amy doll, cut a hole in the mouth, and practice kissing

>>715483781
I'm doin' him a B

choke

That was one aggressive clap, my god

>>715484383
>>715484503
>>715484497
mindbroken

>>715485180
How would you rate the summer so far, guy.png?

why is his boytoy not playing with him
this is a co-op game

>>715484723
I lied about no overlap but the first few days it was just Limit Break >>644908542

>this game came out 11 years ago and the graphics still look good as new

>Cheat codes
FRAUD

>>715485143
>cheated run of Lego batman
Fucking grim I want spyro back

>>715485256
the power of good art direction...

Ha, the no ads embed trick works, thanks GDQ

https://embed.twitch.tv/?autoplay=true&channel=ausspeedruns&layout=video&parent=crowd.gamesdonequick.com&referrer=https%3A%2F%2Fcrowd.gamesdonequick.com%2F&theme=dark

>>715484610
It's so much less cringe it's giving me tonal whiplash.

>>715485252
That may be what I'm remembering

I'm glad we've already got a runner called Craig, it's culturally important.

Multi brick drifting?!?!

>>715485246
I'm doin' him a C

>>715485373
you can watch on youtube https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rYKjuJdJexM

>>715485242
go back

>>715485373
>crowd.gamesdonequick.com

>>715485373
>"trick"
just use adblock? haven't seen a single ad in decades

>KAPOW
>KA-BOOM
>THWACK

Just speedruns. No homoshit. No influencer eceleb garbage. Just playing games and collecting some money while doing it. Thats what im talking about.
The stupid 'professionalism' ruins these events.

audio balance

EUbros what are your strats for this marathon? Do we stay up all night for prime time or get up early?

my strategy is to toss underage/70yo wojackfags into the fucking med

>>715484934
The thing I’m most worried about is you guys talking like embittered exes while out with your new girlfriend for the whole week instead of actually fucking talking about ASM.

“I’m so glad my ex-girlfriend isn’t here this week. It’s so much better without her. Wow my old girlfriend would never let me stay out this late. Do you think my old girlfriend would approve? Haha I doubt it!” Just enjoy ASM, please. Leave the stink of GDQ outside.

>>715485702
holy fuck that's my country, also not going to mess up my sleeping schedule, it's too hot for that

>>715485702
I prefer comfy graveyard runs so probably bed.

>>715484934
I don't get why GDQ prizes are so shitty.

>>715485702
I catch stuff when I catch stuff, I don't stress about missing things when everything gets vods.

Dogwater is something else since that's liable to have a few runs get lost like last year.

>>715485479
Here's hopefully to a better rest of the summer

>>715485702
I only slept like 3-5 hours the last 2 weeks. Not because i was afraid of missing out - i couldnt give less of a shit - but i just couldnt sleep properly.
Tonight i slept 14 hours in one go and feel somehow worse than the days i couldnt sleep.
Im gonna sleep when i want to sleep and and watch when i want to.

>>715485495
i never left, schizo-kun

>>715485818
It's ok, they burn themselves out after a day or two.

>pronouns
KWAB

>>715485818
they are just letting off some steam, it's fine
also >>715485997

stream shitting itself or just me

>>715486237
>>715486237
>>715486237
migo batman

>>715486229
works on my machine

>>715486260
>Page 8

Why isnt v4c streaming this? I was looking forward to it.

>>715485702
Early bird gets the worm. It's the only way I'll catch Rixer's run at the end of the week

>>715486070
A symptom of the modern age - one of those unfortunate things that's here to stay. If the trade-off is no constant vocalised tranny pandering, I'll put up with it being on-screen

>>715485702
Meanwhile here I have
>Party A
>Party B (they're the same)
>The Rest

>>715486301
it was page 9 on my screen

>>715486378
>one of those unfortunate things that's here to stay
i doubt it