Thread 715476114

Why are you like this?

kanker op met je kankerhorizon

russian troll factories do most of the heavy lifting

>>715476114 (OP)
How does it affect you?

>>715476114 (OP)
just dont like weird looking huzz is all

>>715476508
lol I remember when they said people only hated Disney Star Wars movies because of Russian trolls

>>715476114 (OP)
Don't care, still not buying Horizon.

>>715476508
this, they're the reason concord failed

Okay, jabba aloy made me laugh

>>715476114 (OP)
You lost, clown.

>>715476508
NAFO lost

this is implying that game devs aren't intentionally make their characters ugly and unlikable. they very much are, and they're seemingly doing it on purpose.

>>715477384
Whoever made this image needs therapy

>>715477717
literally everyone who made those games, movies and shows needs therapy.
you need therapy if you think otherwise.

Activists going out of their way to uglify women in games to spite their actual consumerbase should be punished with unemployment, simple as that

>>715477867
>their actual consumerbase
Stop lying. You're the COOMERbase.

>>715477717
I'd love to see you explain why

>>715478228
All I know is that when my dick flops, the game flops.

>>715476114 (OP)
the ones in top left look just as bad

>>715478228
The only base that could have saved them.

>>715478228
They make games for like a 95% straight male audience therefore the women in these games should be fuckable, not necessarily to stellar blade or gacha levels but at least to the level of witcher 3. Deciding not to do that is a choice made by weirdo faggots which indicates the game will be bad because it was made by weirdo faggots

>>715476114 (OP)
Don't forget all the imagined cuckoldry /v/ torments itself with, particularly with Kratos

>>715478371
>>715478528
Gaming requires both hands on the controller, NOT your joystick.

>>715478618
I have never acquired a game based on how its women look in my entire life.

Everyone here now follows twitterfaggots and constantly repost stuff here from those twitter accounts.

>>715478647
This has literally never been a problem.

>>715478709
this
horizon was obviously dogshit regardless of the character

>>715478647
That's why I live with my mom

>>715478709
Well you should start, if the women in a game are ugly there's a zero percent chance it's worth playing

>>715479068
Revisionist nonsense. It used to be that some of the best and most fun games had no women at all, or they were entirely unimportant, and thats if the game even had humans period.

>>715476454
weet ik

>>715479236
Exactly, it was designed for guys. So if it's gonna have women, they better be hot.

reddit refusing to post pictures of the new whore for yotei being so fat she might as well be pregnant and looking like the most mentally ill woke retard possible

>>715477384
>>715479578
Will you give it a rest already?
The entire Anti-Woke movement was nothing but a grift to help Jeff Epstein's BFF sell us out to Israel.

>>715477342
Honestly? Would

>>715480173
yes yes donald trump betrayed you transvestites you were a former trump supporter and you have lost faith just now nuclear codes

>>715480173
The economic terrorism will continue until morale improves, or I get a ticket to the Island.

>>715476114 (OP)
Why are you lying to me
I played HZD and she's hideous

>>715480763
You think a looneytroon would do that? Just go on the internet and lie about a horrible disgusting person looking good?

>>715476114 (OP)
Please, replace Siri with this demon.

>>715480903
this dude looks fucking hideous

>>715480903
>Doesn't even know how to spell Ciri
I fucking hate you faggots

>>715480673
Middle-American farmers are transvestites?

>>715480926
she looks like a racist WW2 japanese propaganda caricature

>>715478712
A decade ago we would laugh twittard and redditors out if here
I miss those days

This is not an edited photo. Aloy is ugly as sin.

>>715476114 (OP)
Show me them titties, i know you got em.

>>715479068
Women do not matter. They never did. The ONLY thing that matters is gameplay, which you'd understand if you actually played a single game in your life, not just look up off model fanart.

>>715476114 (OP)
the best part is this board trying to convince everyone that gook broads don't look like ghost of yotei protag at all when they absolutely do. they all look like that unless they get plastic'd up.

>>715480903
so many SEA monkeys have bimax protrusion which is when their mouth protrudes forward like a monkey. probably why they're called SEA monkeys in the first place desu

>>715481551
>>715476114 (OP)
making her face fat AND hairy with a dyke mullet is aggressively shitty aesthetics
she is hideous

>>715481326
>she

>>715481551
pretty sure thats nikocado avocado in a wig

>>715481551
You might need glasses.

>>715476114 (OP)
Imagine making a game about hunting giant mecha dinosaurs and making it fucking boring.
Imagine having a pretty girl as your model and turning her into fat yt lolcow.
And then they are suprised that Horizon have no staying power.

>>715481734
the kind of glasses that make your sensibilities completely inverted? do you get those at temple, moshe?

Because it makes corporations mad and corporations bad remember comrade?

She's so cute!

My brothers, please don't fall for the propaganda to make you find women attractive. Remember, you're a man, a human, an ape, women have hair and can be a little hairy and still be hot as fuck. Aloy is ugly, but, imagine seeing aloy when you live in a world like HZD (never ever played the slopium) everyones ugly, so you'd better get your fuck on champ.

>>715476114 (OP)
CDPR shills are a cult.

>>715477342
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HMKUlsJpov8

>>715481551
Nice try, Tendo, but that's a cutscene. This is a real pic in photo mode.

Horizon is the kind of game that they bundle with a base model playstation and it ends up cheaper than just the console only

Coomers =/= Gamers

>>715476114 (OP)
My PC must be broken, this is what she looked like. Come and fix it sis

>>715481551
Years later and /v/ is still reposting this image from a cutscene that isn't even in the final game.

>snoys actually defending horizon
embarrassing

>>715481551
>facial expressions make people look different
You really should leave the basement once in a while.

>>715476114 (OP)
Except Aloy simply doesn't look like that in the second game. Even though later shitpost edits did exaggerate her nicocadoness, that frame from that infamous trailer cutscene did look atrociously nicocado-y and nothing like her key art or much less her irl model.
Also the peach fuzz not only is unnecessary in a tech and artistic sense but also in the sense that not all women have it and they decided to put it in anyway. And finally, that hairdo is a crime in itself and looks as if someone specifically and creatively came up with it so that it could be as ugly as possible.

t. Gay guy btw

>>715482363
You're assuming /v/ actually played the game, or ANY game at all.

>>715482749
>Gay guy btw.
That much was obvious

>>715476114 (OP)
Stop policing people.

>>715478323
Because, um, you know, caring about anything is bad for you. You should just lay down and let everyone ruin everything you love.

>>715480173
True. Actually I always really liked literally mentally-ill humans like trannies, and actually love and want to live around subhuman, low-IQ, violent brown people with the worst "cultures" there is. I only didn't come to said conclusion because popular "grifters"(AKA anyone with any influence whatsoever who's not spreading Leftist/Democrat mental-illness) told me otherwise.

>>715476114 (OP)
I want to marry Alloy!

>>715477717
>>715477854
Therapy never actually works anyway!

Let that sink in!

>>715476454
Heil hitler my nigger

>>715480903
This bitch is uglier everyday

>>715476114 (OP)
aloy is cute there

>>715483001
Asmo is a dumbass who should never be listened to.

>>715482830
Not an argument :)
Tell me how I'm wrong, go ahead.
Chuds on this site and this board in particular can be all sorts of retarded and spew some of the most mind-numbingly idiotic drivel ever with formidable confidence, but some things they're right about. There 100% is some kind of war on beauty, especially when it comes to female characters, and specifically from Western developers. Be it organically arising or not, and not at all necessarily conscious or intentional, or if so, not even intentionally malevolent. It can vary and be multiple factors. But it is clear as day to whomever has a pair of eyes, and if you genuinely can't see, you're unironically part of the problem.

>>715484561
I'm not making an argument, I was referring to
>that hairdo is a crime

I like the Horizon games. I got them on PC and PS4. I think Aloy is kind of charming even if she doesn't look like a super model. I like putting on the proper armor based on the biome she's in. Like protecting her from the cold, or keeping her light in the jungle.

>>715484894
>Kal-El: Similarly, "Kal" can mean "all" or "the whole," while "El" again means "God." Thus, Kal-El is often interpreted as "All that is God" or "God's entirety."

>>715477854
>literally everyone who made those games, movies and shows needs to be executed
ftfy

>>715476114 (OP)
How does /v/ do it? Even with all its' flaws, it still manages to maintain a level of quality far above the other media boards

>>715476114 (OP)
>you

>>715476114 (OP)
enjoy the layoffs lol

>>715485390
Anon, we LOVE Jews now. Remember?

>>715485959
Not in my house.

>>715485959
No.

>>715486013
>>715486289
Then why is fearless leader drafting us to fight and die for Israel?

>>715486392
He can try to do what he wants but basically I'm just not gonna do it (I know I knoowwwwwww ugggghhhh!)

>>715484401
I look like that but don’t say that

>>715486392
I didn't vote for him.

>>715485051
Oh. Sorry haha

>>715484894
gross why the fuck would I want to be american

>>715477717
Are you assuming they played those games and watched those shows and movies? Because if yes, I agree, they need therapy after that shit.

>>715480173
Someone can be simultaneously right AND wrong about different things. You literal retard.

>>715481872
That girl is the target audience. This game was made for her. That's why it features 4/10 and 5/10 women: so girls like her can imagine themselves having a chance with them. Too bad making multimillion dollar games for such an incredibly niche audience is moronic.

>>715480338
Daw is male.
Or; was male, since his franchise is past tense.

>>715482363
>>715482759
>How DARE you judge a game by the material they used to promote the game. Ignore that they were literally bragging about how good it looks. Check out my photo mode screenshot, where I spent an hour trying to find her least offensive angle.

>>715488330
>That girl is the target audience. This game was made for her.
Lol, that's not what her facial expression is saying. She's slightly uncomfortable and incredulous watching that pathetic scene.

>>715481872
Is the prince guy from the first game in forbidden west and can you romance him? I was kinda bummed there was no romance in the first game, 'cause he was cool.

>>715476114 (OP)
game not made for me, not buying it