Thread 715476869

steam controller 2!!!
what are your thoughts /v/?

hot damn idea anon, really for the hopeless

>>715476869 (OP)
I prefer couch fucking

Your porn addiction is the reason you have no gf

'ick in 'eck doesn't roll off the tongue as well as 'ick on 'eck

>>715476869 (OP)
I literally had one of those and my friend found it, in front of his gf and her mom. Same model but white. I used to be a gooner but I'm repenting

What's the point of the phone holder?

>>715476869 (OP)
if you can't attach it to your desk for hands-free mode you have wasted your money

>>715479301
JD what are you doing on 4chuns? Don't you have a meeting at the kids table (take that however way you want to, Vance) to attend?

>>715481170
To facetime Grandma and let her know you love her

>>715476869 (OP)
>>715479407
Well, yeah wait a second goddamn faggot OP. Where's the steamdeck version? It's useless to me if I can't take it on my commute or to the park.

>>715476869 (OP)
Im almost 30 and never used a fleshlight. It actually worth it? Theres a sex shop less then a mile from where I live.

>>715481759
HE KILLED THE POPE AND ESCAPED TO THE SEA

>>715479391
No, my lack of a gf is the reason for my porn addiction.

>>715476869 (OP)
I prefer the other anons controller idea

>>715476869 (OP)
>fuck the controller with all my might
>girl in the video doesn't react

>>715485110
>Please plug in your controller
>"B-but it already is plugged in..."

>>715483927
They feel pretty nice. Definitely worth a try at least once to see if you'll enjoy it long term. I've heard upkeep can be a little annoying but I wouldn't know. I usually buy them, use them once or twice and throw them out.

>>715479301
I use a towel that I put between my mattress and my bed frame and i fuck it
Also have spare socks that I put on my dick and I rub against my mattress while laying prone
It feels much better than normal masturbation

>>715486368
>Also have spare socks that I put on my dick

Normal socks? I like to use my wifes nylon socks. Very soft and feels nice.

>>715485240
kek

>>715486971
sister's socks

>>715487021
I mean, that's fine but that didn't answer my question, anon.

>>715486368
Would you let me watch?

>>715487143
They are normal socks
>>715487157
No unless you find where I live and managed to get inside my home then yeah but good luck

Also these ones suck, get the thrusting rotating ones

>>715479391
It's actually because of feminism making women low-quality AND unattainable.

>>715487216
>They are normal socks

They're not too rough? Never bothered for normal socks. I prefer sheer/nylon socks.

>>715487413
No it doesn't but i am not circumcized btw, I'm sure that plays a role here

>>715487216
>No unless you find where I live and managed to get inside my home then yeah but good luck
Hypothetically if we were friends and I'd ask. Would you let me watch?

>>715483927
The tenga flip is pretty much the pinnacle of male sex toys. Super easy to clean and feels good. Get the white one first, the black one is a lot rougher and doesn't feel as good to me. If you like the white one you could try the black.

>>715487516
Perhaps, it'll depend if you're a cute femboy or not

>>715487367
>it's always someone else's fault
Lol

>>715476869 (OP)
step aside, noob

>>715476869 (OP)
and now presenting the original product everyone will remember it as, iJerk. the pinacle of bodily self-fulfilling needs solutions

>>715487570
>Perhaps, it'll depend if you're a cute femboy or not
I'm just a normal dude friend of yours who wants to watch, no touching, respecting your personal space.

these are for chink hospitals because they are too ashamed to jerk off. the technical details are actually quite impressive

>>715476869 (OP)
>The Apex
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qvCGqhShNnk&ab_channel=TheOnion

>>715487678
>I'm just a normal dude
Then no sorry anon

>>715476869 (OP)
>>715484558
why not both?

>>715487710
Damn do you have to do it lined up in the hall like that?

>>715487772
You know janitors are fucking these constantly.

>>715488846
they have exchangeable fleshlight for each user but you know that a chinese janitor would never change them
>liveleaks from chinese sperm bank

>>715489949

jacked off & good to go

>>715489949
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QAZfHHi58AU
jizzbot 3000 WILL take your semen

>>715487772
How much

>>715490213
>hands-free solution to sperm collection

>>715476869 (OP)
Why did they build a hotdog cooker into it?

>>715490256
originally about 10+k but now about 5-7k. less if you want one that has had tiny dicks momentarily occupy the machinery

>>715490482
Bitchin' where can I order one

>>715476869 (OP)
these are great, would recommend just do a good research before buying robo-onaholes because some can get quite noisy

>>715476869 (OP)
>>715484558
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fGKR1Z1lRik

>>715490550
search alibaba for something like
"hot sale hc-f007 medical high quality sperm collector" or something