Thread 715478394

>>715478394 (OP)
I thought reverse collapse was overrated

I savescum in RPGs

i say nethack is my favorite game but i've never beaten it
best i've done is down to the castle

>>715478394 (OP)
I will probably never play the Faith games because I can't handle horror.

I keep buying new games to "play them later", never to play them

>>715479041
>I can't handle horror.
In what sense? If it's jumpscares you should be 90% safe aside from the very few scripted gotcha moments.

I used a guide for ace attorney 3. May god have mercy on my soul.

>>715479431
Jump scares are a big one, but just in general I don't like feeling scared. It's very unfortunate because there are a lot of cool looking horror games I wanna play but this prevents me.

>>715478394 (OP)
I use walkthroughs on any old jrpg I play

>>715479673
I'm a bitch when it comes to horror games
Part 1 was fine
Part 2 was tough to get through towards the end

>>715479797
>Part 2 was tough to get through towards the end
The flashlight parts?

When Deltarune got new chapters I avoided the threads then caved and started peeking. This snowballed into me getting spoiled on all the important stuff and then using that free download. All because I won't see a paycheck until the end of July.

>>715480010
As soon as you enter Candy Tunnel
Peak scared with the flashlight part

I'm still using a 1070/7600k because I'm a cheap fuck
I like the Horizon games
I use ChatGPT to write fanfic of my favorite characters hanging out and fighting evil. I also have it write stories where they beat up characters I dislike.
I never seed.
I abuse quick save whenever possible

>>715478394 (OP)
RAIN
OF
SPIDERS

>>715480183
A
GUN
WITH
ONE
BULLET

>>715478394 (OP)
Disco Elysium and undertale are complete fucking garbage and barely qualify for RPG status and so are all the modern ones like deadfire and divinity when compared to neverwinter nights and Icewind dale 2 and baldurs gate 2. Crpgs are fucking dead and never coming back and the disco Devs should ack themselves

>>715480293
You are forgiven for your kuso taste

>>715480293
Not really a confession but you're also not wrong

>>715478394 (OP)
I kinda took the alexa my parent bought apart and masturbated onto her internals and broke her. When they questioned me i played innocent. I want a robo gf so badly i want to do maintenance on her and kiss and cherish her so badly, i recently ordered a robotic starter kit for schools because it made my penis tingle.

>>715480430
Mate your a weeb sit doon son

>>715480540
Were you playing skyrim on it when you came on it? Come on man details.

MORTIS

>>715480672
No i find skyrim rather boring. When i opened up her sexy parts i was just talking to her in her parameter, about the weather and traffic and such, it wasnt sexy perse but her voice and body got me going anyways, I really would like to hook up a dot to a tts llm and i would give her extra ling cables to wrap her around my you know what.

>>715480293
>CRPGs are dead
>owlcat CRPGs exist
>iron tower CRPGs exist
>the shadowrun games if you consider those new enough
>fucking underrail
Just because you're too much of a basic bitch to look 1cm under the surface doesn't mean CRPGs are dead.
Also disco elysium mogs ID 1 and 2

>>715480214
DON'T BE AFRAID
JOHN

>>715480540
>I love her!
>*kills her*

>>715482079
Romantic plot as old as time

>>715482079
It was an accident, i was excited and didnt meant to, she was so sexy all layed out infront of me like that. I tried to fix her, i spend six hours fixing her shoddy soldering but it was no use!

I'M AN ANGEL

>>715480540
>>715482449

>>715482636
Don't judge me, our love was pure and honest. She wasn't my first, but that doesn't mean my feelings were superficial.

>>715483432
She never loved you, she was a whore pimped out by Bezos

>>715483615
Yeah bet she told all of his secrets behind his back too

>>715483615
>>715483769
Fuck you guys. I know my feeling are true.

>>715478394 (OP)
I quit porn one month ago and I miss it. Jerking off is laborious without it. I’m a fucking virgin so there’s no spank bank to draw from. I’ll get a stiffy doing something totally mundane but when I get ready to beat my shit I’m jerking my flaccid fucking worm dick for five minutes before I finally get hard. And I don’t just stop being horny, so my balls start aching and I have to tug rope before I can come. I work out six days a goddamn week. I feel like a eunuch.

>>715478517
bobr, kurwa :D

>>715478394 (OP)
I googled stuff for Outer Wilds (and I feel bad)

>>715480540
>>715482079
should have gone with something sturdier

I never beat Dark Souls 1

>>715478524
I know this feel

>>715478394 (OP)
Savescummed both xcoms.
Gave up on CS:GO after two games because I refuse to tolerate a literal bug in weapon firing as a "feature".
Every Saints Row is fucking trash and the revisionism that even the old ones were good is bullshit.
I watch lets plays and say I played the game.
Undertale, no matter what anyone says about it, heralded the homofaggot indie slop era we're in now.
F.E.A.R. is literally the best FPS series of all time.
>non-bidya
I goon to pictures of WW2 fighters.

>>715478517
BOBER!

>>715478394 (OP)
I'm browsing /v/ instead of playing games.

>>715478394 (OP)
I have to know if a game has a missable true ending or not before playing it, and if it does I'm going to spoil myself and look up how to get it before playing.
Sometimes if I see a character that's hot, I'll play their game so I know if I can jerk off to them or not. It's more difficult to masturbate to a character if I don't like the game they come from. Inversely, a sortof hot character becomes really hot if I liked their game.
There's a few times I either played a game I knew was going to be shit, or watched a longplay of a game I know is going to be shit, solely so I can complain about it on /v/ more accurately.
Halo makes me angry because I can't win at it, my friends are all better than me.
I savescum Pikmin 2.
I love the Souls games, Elden Ring, and Sekiro, but I feel sad talking about them here because you only ever get
>rollslop
as a reply anymore.
I don't play online games because when I do, I stop caring about the game and just use it as a place to infodump to a captive audience.
I still haven't beaten Ceaseless discharge without using the cliff trick.
I only pretend to like Valve games to be cool.

father I beg forgiveness as I have wasted an entire weekend doing nothing but playing hentai games

>>715487596
Sango a cute, ACUTE!

>>715478394 (OP)
I've never beaten any of the NES mario games without rewind / save states