Thread 715479917

You have the opportunity of getting 50 million dollars but you have to be at the original Super Mario Bros without dying, no warpzones. If you die they take a finger, you can pick the finger and if you want to continue playing. Each death is one finger, would you do it?

>>715479917 (OP)
>but you have to be at the original Super Mario Bros without dying,
So like at the premiere of the new Mario game? Or the theme park?
>Without dying
That's easy if it's just the theme park.

>take a finger
You didnt specify whose finger. I'll let them take yours, OP.

>>715479917 (OP)
>you have to be

Okay. I'm here and I arrived to the super mario bros without dying. I'll be taking my money to spend it on booze, hookers and gambling.

>>715480071
Wtf

>>715479917 (OP)
>but you have to be at the original Super Mario Bros without dying
what like go into the television? is this one of those creepypasta things?

>>715480071
Why are they like this?

>>715479917 (OP)
How many fingers does average healthy person have?

>>715480018
>the original super mario bros.
The video game on the NES. What the fuck are you talking about?

>>715480524
At least 7

I barely beat it with quicksaves. Hell no.

>>715480631
What else would he have meant?

>>715480631
>nigger OP didn't even notice

>>715480805
>HURR DURR OP ACCIDENTALLY PUT A SPACE BETWEEN A WORD AND IT MADE TWO NEW WORDS, TIME TO TAKE IT LITERALLY
you knew what he meant

>>715480690
God bless Alabama

>If you die they take a finger, you can pick the finger
Retard op didn't say whose finger lmao

>>715480996
>he
Sure thing, samefag

Hey guys OP here, I did accidentally put a space in the word "beat". I need you guys to stop making fun of me and answer my serious question.

>>715479917 (OP)
If I can have 2 months to practice. Right now, or anything less is a no-go.

>>715481010
>anon is implying that he has less than 6 fingers
>thinks that's normal
anon...

>>715479917 (OP)
No

Its not worth the risk
I've played the original SMB and I never beat it.