You have the opportunity of getting 50 million dollars but you have to be at the original Super Mario Bros without dying, no warpzones. If you die they take a finger, you can pick the finger and if you want to continue playing. Each death is one finger, would you do it?

>>715479917 (OP)
>but you have to be at the original Super Mario Bros without dying,
So like at the premiere of the new Mario game? Or the theme park?
>Without dying
That's easy if it's just the theme park.

>take a finger
You didnt specify whose finger. I'll let them take yours, OP.

>>715479917 (OP)
>you have to be

Okay. I'm here and I arrived to the super mario bros without dying. I'll be taking my money to spend it on booze, hookers and gambling.

>>715480071
Wtf

>>715479917 (OP)
>but you have to be at the original Super Mario Bros without dying
what like go into the television? is this one of those creepypasta things?

>>715480071
Why are they like this?

>>715479917 (OP)
How many fingers does average healthy person have?

>>715480018
>the original super mario bros.
The video game on the NES. What the fuck are you talking about?

>>715480524
At least 7

I barely beat it with quicksaves. Hell no.

>>715480631
What else would he have meant?

>>715480631
>nigger OP didn't even notice

>>715480805
>HURR DURR OP ACCIDENTALLY PUT A SPACE BETWEEN A WORD AND IT MADE TWO NEW WORDS, TIME TO TAKE IT LITERALLY
you knew what he meant

>>715480690
God bless Alabama

>If you die they take a finger, you can pick the finger
Retard op didn't say whose finger lmao

>>715480996
>he
Sure thing, samefag

Hey guys OP here, I did accidentally put a space in the word "beat". I need you guys to stop making fun of me and answer my serious question.

>>715479917 (OP)
If I can have 2 months to practice. Right now, or anything less is a no-go.

>>715481010
>anon is implying that he has less than 6 fingers
>thinks that's normal
anon...

>>715479917 (OP)
No

Its not worth the risk
I've played the original SMB and I never beat it.