Thread 715481068

what causes them to act like this?

the game sucks

>>715481068 (OP)
what causes op to be an ai-spamming faggot?

I trust an experts opinion more than the 0.1 hours
"It saved my marriage" joke posting fag.

too unfucked

>>715481068 (OP)
>new patch drop
>make the game objectively worse
>players are outraged
>devs double down
>make more terrible changes
>the game is now a broken anti-fun mess
Happen more often than not.

>>715481656
this is the guy who doesn't even know /v/ exists and buys every new game at full price and never plays them

>>715481068 (OP)
I disregard any negative review like this or ones that talk about the devs themselves. Give a proper review explaining what's wrong with the game. Same goes for the retarded positive reviews that don't say why the game is good. These are the kind of reviews that should be deleted. Same dumb shit when you check a product/store review and it's just some one word crap like "great" or "I loved it". Useless clickbait garbage.

>>715481068 (OP)
Usually it's a update that changed something and made the player mald (they will still put 100 hours after the review).

>>715481068 (OP)
I look like this and say this

>>715481656
How the fuck do you have 0.9 hours.
Did he play 90% of an hour?
Couldn't they just express it in minutes?
Do they not know how hours work?

>>715481068 (OP)
Not enough penis in his butthole, I think.

>>715481656
What if this is an old game that he recently bought on Steam?

>play game
>it sucks
>/v/ tells me my opinion doesn't count because I didn't spend 100 hours doing a special challenge run that supposedly fixes its problems

>spend 100 hours and beat the game in every possible way
>it sucks
>/v/ tells me my opinion doesn't count because I spend 100 hours on the game
you can't win

>>715483868
Legitimately many games are worthless if not played on a difficult enough level
You don't get to say Mario Kart is boring if you exclusively play 50cc

>>715482047
>shit game
>mixed reviews
>read the positive ones
>"before i played this game i had a small pp no gf no money no job now i am uber gigachad"

>>715483868
you win by not playing into those fag's hands, not giving a fuck, and saying your opinion anyway

>>715481656
I don't even look for how many positive reviews a game has I look for how much playtime people have

>>715481213
fpbp

>>715482724
because once it's bigger than an hour it's easier to say. 1.2 hours is easier to say than 1 hour and 15 minutes.

>>715482724
its in imperial hours

>>715481068 (OP)
People who are longtime fans that feel upset or disillusioned with repeated changes over time, often for the worse or to entice a completely different audience.

>>715481213
simple as

>>715481213
fippy fucking bippy
how difficult is that to understand?

>>715484132
>good game
>mixed reviews
>read the negative ones
>"I played this game and the next day my fridge broke and all my food went bad"

>>715481068 (OP)
She's Cute!

I'm gonna leave a positive review!

Review:
She's cute!

>>715484757
only tangentially related but read my blog anyway
>looking for glass carboys for home brewing
>on literally all of them, there's always some moron who says the glass is too thin
>wtf do you mean the glass is too thin
>get the item, glass is basically exactly as thick as you'd expect from a large glass jug
>read more reviews
>more people complaining but finally they get into the real problem
>waaah it exploded
>the bottom fell out
>it cracked
these actual retards were pouring boiling water into cold glass, and think the problem is the glass wasn't thick enough, that's why it cracked. Fucks sake.
>works perfectly fine for me
>make gallons of some good ass mead
>drink it while playing runescape
>0/10 game, still addicted after 20 years and several years worth of ingame time

thank you for reading my blog, I appreciate it

>>715481068 (OP)
someone with a lot of hours would definitely know more than someone with under 100

>>715485171
what the fuck is a carboy

>>715486672
oh
a water jug
i see

>play osrs for 10000 hours
>reddit mods turn the game into total shit over time
>leave negative review
simple as

>>715481068 (OP)
centurii-chan is based

>>715485171
>this nigga's making mead like a true nord

>>715484097
If you need to go out of your way to do a special self-imposed challenge run just to have fun with the game, then that likely means that the games are poorly designed, which is a perfectly valid complaint about the game.
t. also likes games that need those challenge runs to be interesting to play
>>715483868
You "win" by playing the game, wasting hours of your life in the process just to prove a point to the other niggers playing defense for it and to whatever other poor saps are reading along. Internet debates are not the end-all-be-all goal for playing vidya, though actually having that personal experience to back up your opinion when calling others out for being faggots certainly helps when arguing.

>>715481068 (OP)
>>715487151
She can sit on my face.

>>715481068 (OP)
>1,142,328 hours on record (65,763 at time of review)

>>715483868
if you think a game sucks just say it
people are always coming up with copes as to why your opinion "doesn't count"
people get way too attached to defending media online

>>715487674
are you a cute girl?

Negative Reviews
>the game sucks because [insert controversy that doesn't effect the game itself]
>it runs at 10fps on my 750ti this game is unoptimized
>OP's post
>the most well written critique of the game down to the the most minute detail with 50 clown awards

Positive reviews
>meme
>this game is ok (has 4k hours)
>copy and paste checkbox review where they praise one thing about the game but neglect to mention anything else

>>715481068 (OP)
a bad patch can ruin a game.

>>715482724
>Did he play 90% of an hour?
54 minutes

There's 60 minutes in an hour
Every 6 minutes is 10& of an hour

so 0.9 hours is 60 minus 6 minutes.

it's not that complicated anon. literally elementary school math

>>715481641
Eslsaar...

>>715481068 (OP)
i did this with nightreign because the game was good HOWEVER the lack of bosses feels like false advertising and the wasted potential made it a massive disappointment

How about the opposite?
I played Ready or Not for maybe 5 minutes and it's been rotting in my library.
After they decided to censor the PC version, instead of making separate version for console, I left a negative review.

>>715488686
it's not even that hard .9x60=54 ez

>>715481213
If the game is bad, just don't play it.

>>715483868
Just gotta stop caring about other opinions about something you do/don't enjoy. I'll never understand people that won't play a singleplayer game because of 'the community'

>>715490850
literally just 9 x 6 since the 10 and 0.1 decimals cancel each other out.

there's a million ways to solve that problem without pulling out a calculator

>>715481750
>this is the guy who doesn't even know /v/ exists
???
I do not use this word too often, but damn, you actually got me to cringe.

>follow game on release
>people buy game (instead of playing the demo) then refund and leave a negative review over outright stupid shit after 15-20 minutes played
sasuga people can be so fucking idiotic like "durr i don't understand how x works so it MUST be a bug"

Devs patching ouf the fun turning a game that used to be good into a bad game

breakup

>>715487895
>>715488186
This is the one that actually gets to me
It's fine if you dedicated a couple thousand hours into the game but eventually it changed (or you changed by realizing the game is not worth your time) and stopped playing it
But to continue playing it for another thousand hours? Deranged

>>715488189
Recently I played and completed DREDGE and couldn't understand the overwhelmingly positive reviews
The very few negative ones that properly outline its issues either get clowned or spammed in comments by autists that really like the game