Not even coming at this from a pearl clutching way but what the fuck were they thinking?

>>715484247 (OP)
15 should be the age of consent everywhere

>>715484247 (OP)
>Hey, Girls Gone Wild is doing decent, how about we do the same with video games, M17 let's us show tits anyway

And then they did the same mistake of GGW, asking for ID

>>715484247 (OP)
I look at this and physically can't imagine an audience for it.

>>715484247 (OP)
>but what the fuck were they thinking?
Money and minors
>The Guy Game drew controversy when a participant filmed exposing her breasts sued the developer and publishers for breach of privacy and emotional distress, and revealed that she was a minor at the time of filming. Her lawsuit successfully obtained a temporary injunction against further distribution, after which Topheavy Studios ceased further sales. Due to the ESRB classification of The Guy Game as 'Mature' instead of 'Adults Only', authors, groups and legislators in the United States targeted it in efforts to restrict minors' access to explicit video games.

>>715484421
I don't understand this meme that 18 is the universal age of consent. Don't these people realize they're the minority?

>>715484604
>>The Guy Game drew controversy when a participant filmed exposing her breasts sued the developer and publishers for breach of privacy and emotional distress, and revealed that she was a minor at the time of filming.
what a whore

>>715484247 (OP)
Same developer as Metroid Prime btw.

>>715484545
You just had to be there.

>>715484545
As a 30 something millennial I can tell you the dudes most into this shit in school were always the ones in the closet

>>715484247 (OP)
Reminder it was produced by one of the founders of Retro Studios, who was later fired for hosting porn on their servers, and Nintendo didn't want that for obvious reasons
>>715484694
Just Spangenberg, and he was let go during Prime's development.

>>715484648
>what a whore
Pretty what the conclusion the court came to when they found out that she lied about her age

>>715484635
Because there's nuance in the age of consent laws. In Texas a 17 year old can consent to having sex with other teenagers but not Adults. And if they're 18 and still in High School, Texas law considers them a minor.

>>715484247 (OP)
Am I the only one who played this for the trivia questions?

>>715484781
I was, and already you had access to mountains of porn on the internet as high speeds became common place, albeit you still needed to be confined to a computer since phones weren't capable of long term browsing yet. It missed the boat by a couple of years.

>>715484545
Dead or Alive is still successful.

>>715485008
lmao no it isn't, and that game is 8 years old, never got an international release. And it's not as explicit as the guy game.

>>715484247 (OP)
>what the fuck were they thinking?

What do you mean? They were thinking "Let's take X and make it a videogame" That sentiment was common since the 70's. Nobody I knew was even interested in the guy game because DOAX was already a thing

>>715484797
The same guys that talked about Spike TV were always the biggest gays

>>715484247 (OP)
it was a more based time

>>715484247 (OP)
Porn nowadays is very compartmentalized. It's either porn or it's not. Nothing is really erotic anymore. This generation freaks out if they see boobs in a mainstream movie. Back then with porn being relatively more rare and it being advertised in the same space as any other product you could sell dumb frat guy shit like this and it would sell. Back when American Pie was in theaters and you had to go to a physical shop to rent porno making a GGW ripoff game seemed like a fine idea.

Do any speedruns exist without being arrested?

>>715484545
It was for Spike TV and The Man Show watchers.

>>715485265
There was a DVD only version that removed the retarded minor.

>>715485350
The Man Show at least had some comedy

>>715485239
>Back then with porn being relatively more rare
It would come on TV at night dude, shit there were uncensored episodes of Jerry Springer and the constant Girls Gone Wild on repeat

>>715484881
Nobody gives a single fuck about Texas. They are worse than California with their conservacuck censorship.

>>715485002
This was back when people actually got viruses from going to sketchy porn sites and downloading exes off of limewire or kazaa.

>>715484421
it should be 12 or 7 with parental agreement and a marriage contract

>>715485489
Only happened to retards, if you were computer savvy enough, you knew where to look.

>>715485571
The vast majority of people are retards.

>>715484881
Oh yeah, I forgot that only some states have no close-in-age exemptions. I do wonder if that legally means a 40 year old can date a 16 year old, or if there's some fine print buried somewhere like the Texas one.

>>715485448
I know people say that Texas was filled with a bunch of commie liberals but from experience it's filled with anti vax types conservatives that hate anything fun.

>>715485440
When I say porn I mean hardcore erect penis in a butt. Jerry Springer and Skinemax is a different thing. With the rise of easy-access porn you didn't need to blur the line anymore.

Porn is all or nothing now. No need for funny bimbo bikini quiz game anymore. But it had a place back then.

idk about seeing GGW on broadcast television. If you bought the special channels or PPV for your TV sure, but thats different.

>>715484247 (OP)
>had a friend who had a copy
>thought the chicks would look as good as the models on the cover
>only maybe a few were
>get bored after failing the trivia requirements just to see bare tits we could look at online for free

the girl probably fucking lied

>>715484798
I wonder if he had any porn of Samus on there.

>>715485792
>idk about seeing GGW on broadcast television.
It was just the ads, but after 2am they played a thirty minute version of the ad that basically showed the entire scenes but censored

>>715485786
It's filled with both and controlled by israel obsessed cultists. Unless you are a millionaire living there for tax reasons, I dont see a single reason why you would live in that shithole. Horrible weather, horrible people, and horribly designed cities.

>>715485792
>When I say porn I mean hardcore erect penis in a butt.
That reminded me on the softcore shit that would come shit like Showtime or Starz at night. Some of the boring shit imaginable.
Only show I can think of with actual penetration was Cathouse on HBO.

>>715485695
I think Alabama and Mississippi still allow for 16 years old to marry adults with parental consent

>>715484247 (OP)
Ggw, the game.

>>715485953
>I dont see a single reason why you would live in that shithole.
Some of us are stuck here Anon, I may move to New Mexico hopefully

>>715485239
>Relatively more rare
Hi Gen A
The internet was in its prime by the time this came out. Songs were made about porn on it. You are thinking of the days when playboy was a new thing, I.E.many decades ago.
You freak out because you were indoctrinated to only celebrate porn if it's an independent woman peddling her OF or Fansly. Freer and more liberal eroticism is to be ostracized so as to protect girl boss shekels.only in the west though, eastern women doing the same need to be shamed because they present threatening competition to pig women/ Karens/troons

>>715484929
The mini games were great.

>>715484247 (OP)
4>2>6>1>>5>3

>>715484635
My state is 18 but has romeo and juliet laws to defend relationships that started prior to one of the people turning 18 or people dating within a 4 year age rage (i.e. 16 and 20).

>>715485786
>>715485953
Texas is only good if you live in the countryside. Otherwise yeah, the suburbs are filled with cunty faggot assholes, and all four of our major cities are shit.
>t. Houston anon

>>715485786
>patented and rushed injections are fun
In what way?

>>715486059
Welcome to NM!

Come for the food stay for the growing crime rate.

>>715484247 (OP)
>OGXBOX
It was a glorious golden era time for AA titles and when anything got published, same for PS1/PS2. So this doesn't surprise me.

>>715484247 (OP)
I've seen footage; the production value couldn't be worse. I'd be surprised if the budget was as much as ten bux, which means it would have easily recouped its costs.

>>715486232
Thank Breaking Bad

>>715486184
>t. Houston anon
It's been unseasonably rainy this year
t. dallas

>>715486505
Indeed. Rip to any anons caught in the flooding.

>>715486426
It's a solid theory but the hit TV drama Breaking Bad did not affect our crime rate.

Nor did it affect our food culture aside from that lady that makes bank selling blue sky meth rock candys.

>>715486184
>countryside
Where most of the flooding is, no thanks, I'd rather just leave this shithole country instead. No place good to live here anymore
t. Austin

>>715486725
How expensive is the legal weed?

>>715485971
Nah it's kino.

>>715486760
I think that Anon meant west texas and big bend

>>715486801
Only movie I remember is Witches of Breastwick

This chick had the best tits in the game.

>>715486760
Anon, it's a big state, not every small town in the boonies is flooded.
>t. Austin
My condolences

>>715486426
I'm sure a tv show caused New Mexico to have one of the highest crime rates in the country and not drunk Indians or Mexican cartels.

>>715486797
I don't partake but it HAS to be dirt cheap. There's a fuckugly tacky weed shop on every streetcorner. You can't drive 5 minutes without seeing 10 of the fucking things no matter what part of town you're in. Competition has to be steep.

>>715486904
None of the cities are flooding is the point, and the support in small towns is about to get smaller, beyond simply flood security or relief. Time to parachute.

How come this game can be downloaded on ROM sites? If you download it will the feds kick down your door and kill you?

>>715484247 (OP)
this game killed billions

>>715487341
>If you download it will the feds kick down your door and kill you?
No, even the court ruled that it's not "obscene knowledge of a minor", all because she lied about her age. As far as the law is concerned, she declared herself of age and was portrayed as such.

>>715486973
I'm sure if we audited the CIA amd DEA and arrested many of the bankers from HSBC then the crime would dry up real fucking quick anon. Instead, they want to glorify your crime issues with Hollywood slop and you want to point to Metizos who are indigenous to the continent instead of your own invading, ghoul parasite leech authorities and moving back to your White shithole across the Atlantic, to that foggy boggy island of yours.

>>715487483
So why can this be the case but a bar can still get fined for letting in someone who uses a fake ID?

>>715484247 (OP)

>>715487681
>Metizos who are indigenous
If we took every single person not of indigenous American heritage and teleported them to Europe basically every single mexicunt is gonna wind up ripped to pieces as half their body winds up back in spain you retarded mutt.

I mean actual fucking mutt. Mixed bred like a dog.
The Americas are the muttlands, and you are not a Taino.

>>715484247 (OP)
I genuinely wish I had heard of this before today.

>>715488192
I'm guessing most bars aren't going to press charges against someone drinking underage

>>715484247 (OP)
cheerleader effect hags

>>715484247 (OP)
Which one was it?

>>715485008
The difference here is there an actual game in there. The guy game is literally just trivia

>>715488513
lmao they always look like 7s individually but stand together and you start thinking it's peak 2000s. It’s the Sears catalog effect. You don’t realize you're being bamboozled until you're already three beers deep and halfway through your second replay.

>>715484694
>Berg

>THEY WERE DISTRIBUTING CP
>look inside
>Drunk 17 and 364 day year old with a fake id

What a fucking nothing burger. Just like the fucking Epstein shit. Everybody talks about it like they were fucking a bunch of 5th graders but it was all just a bunch of 16-17 year olds that were probably already fucking half the football team before they got to him

>>715484247 (OP)
The guys face pisses me off for some reason

>>715485556
go back to /pol/

>>715485870
>we could look at online for free
You didn't earn those tits.

>>715484545
For those who saw the Girls Gone Wild ads on Comedy Central.

Did they ever rerelease a censored version or did they just completely give up?

in a better timeline bmxxx didn't flop and we got a doax competitor with nudity instead of this neo-puritan shit we have now

>>715488253
mucho texto

>>715484247 (OP)
God women used to be so hot, what happened?

>>715484545
Dude who looked like this

>>715484635
wasn't the issue The Guy Game that one of the girls who signed a release was actually 17? So was the issue that she wasn't of age in the state they recorded or did they all need to be 18 for a national release?
>>715484694
>berg
Every. Single. Time.
>>715484545
internet porn back then was still horrible dialup shit and pirating random files from Kazaa.

>woman lies (surprise, surprise)
>game stolen
how do we solve the woman problem

>>715486801
I hate to say it but some Onlyfans women and cam streamers are making better content today. With low overhead and no industry involvement. Indie porn is uncovering some real gems.

>>715484247 (OP)
That was just the mainstream culture of the time. Between Jimmy Kimmel acting like the ambassador of beer, Girls Gone Wild ads on every channel, and magazines like Maxim and FHM, the frat boy lifestyle was in full swing in the early 2000's.

>>715488253
not reading all that but I agree that women have shown themselves to have very little agency and ability to take responsibility, especially when they make so many decisions that affect them horribly in politics. We need to repeal the 19th and give them their barbie dreamhouse elections where they vote for whoever heads social services.

>>715484247 (OP)
>>715484545
I was going to say that anons are too young to remember watching GGW ads late at night. But people born after this aired can post here now.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y4e_bRU7rOk
It really was a different time.

>>715484545
believe it or not people where straight in the mid 2000s

I owned a copy while being underage

The superior game is Rapelay, which is why I stopped playing Guy Game very fast

>>715484545
its in the fucking name

>>715487341
They likely don't know or care. It's not like one has to know the legal status of every game variation in order to maintain a ROM set, otherwsie you'd also be arrested for possession of Mother 2 (Japan) for "child porn" because Ness is naked.

>>715488324
the story behind it is pretty well known

>>715484797
yeah, in the closet fucking your sister, am I right fellas

>>715484247 (OP)
>game shows 17 yo boobs
>QUICK PULL IT FROM THE SHELVES AND SHAME ANYONE WHO OWNS IT

meanwhile you got 14 year old tits in Bob Le Flambuer getting multiple 4k remaster criterion collection releases, same for American Beauty with its 15 year old tits, and thats not even an old ass foreign B&W movie. not to mention the Brooke Shields movies like Blue Lagoon, and definately not gonna bring up that one where she showe her 12yo pussy

>>715484247 (OP)
Morality aside, paid porn in the arena of "legacy" media in the mid-2000s was a dodgy prospect anyway, especially softcore. The internet taking its first steps to become much more accessible at the turn of the millennium coincided (purposely) with porn becoming much more accessible online. Especially factoring in the advent of the megaton nuke that is free porn (as in free stuff that was considered by most consumers to be of acceptable quality on par with paid material).

>>715485008
i was getting Dead or Alive beach vollyball vibes from OP. okay makes sense.

>>715499203
>Rapelay
The hysteria around that is still kind of baffling to me. I guess it was just normalfags' first exposure to both japan and h-games.

>>715484545
Are you talking about the game's content or the actual gameplay because I'd agree with you about the latter since getting wrong answers in the trivia game is how you see the tits, which is the exact opposite of how it should work. Men still and always will like hot skanks with nice ass and tits though.

>>715485239
That's an interesting thought. It makes sense though: sex is just a bio-mechanical thing we do rather than something fun, quasi-mystical and interesting. People just load up porn and jerk/jill off rather than actually try and talk to someone of the opposite sex for some fun under the sheets. It's probably also related to how socially isolated most people are from one another nowadays.

>>715484635
stupid movies

>>715499059
Examples?

>>715499145
we need to go back

>>715484247 (OP)
> little shit sneaks in and lied about her age, someone said she went out of her way to forge an ID or something
> they got shit for it
How’s that fair? They should’ve punished that cunt instead but noooo muh children

>>715502518
She was the one who sued them. Makes you wonder if that was her plan all along.

>>715502518
Faking your age with an ID that's reasonably believable by a regular person, and also reasonably looking like they could be that age, should result in that minor being treated and punished as an adult. In the case of The Guy Game, the bitch should've been charged with production of child pornography. For buying alcohol (whether for themselves or others), it should be treated like providing alcohol to a minor. For sex, it should be treated like rape by deception.

We've let teenagers get away with zero accountability for far too long, just because society has conflated the binary status of legal adulthood with an assumed binary status for culpability and accountability. Hell, I think at least a basic degree of accountability for relatively mentally sound kids should start at 12.

I remember the girls gone wild ads and just wanting to see uncensored tits so much
by the time I was older and internet savvy girls gone wild was past its time anyway never bothered to torrent, closest I ever came to watching one is two joke youtube videos one reviewing the wwe girls gone wild ppv and the other reviewing the snoop dog one.

I have tried to look up how many girls gone wild dvds were released for a theoretical complete collection but no one bothered to keep track lol

>>715499858
IDK how relevant legal loopholes are morally considering that country that allowed the color climax corporation to be a thing for a decade

>>715484247 (OP)
Jews

>>715484545
I knew someone that unironically owned and played this game.
He's pretty much every bit the stereotypical dudebro you can imagine.

>>715504125
As someone who was moderately Internet savvy and an extremely early bloomer pervert due to molestation in the early-mid 2000s, I can at least vouch that GGW was already seen as obsolete thanks to the internet. Not quite considered a fossil yet, but definitely on the way out.

>>715484247 (OP)
>lie about your age
>get dozens of people into legal problems
women play on easy mode, and everyone around them have to pay the price.

>>715495157
Are you retarded or something? You don't need to hide on an isolated island if you're just fucking 16 year olds. You can do that shit anywhere if you're rich.

>>715499451
there's a difference between sexual nudity and nonsexual nudity
you can search certain words + naturalism/nudists and find nudity right now.

>>715493662
>Sears catalog
now those were some classic fap sessions for young me
t. 33 year old

>>715484635
You're leaving out that in most of the 16~17 states, parental consent is still required for children under 18.

>>715502343
Anna Ralphs
Jack and Jill
mollyflwers

>>715499059
If there's anything I'll say positively about onlyfans or the general swap to home-made verified porn, is that any of those spaces have no interracial spam. When pornhub swapped to verified accounts only, legit 90% of the front page interracial garbage disappeared. No longer did you look up a completely unrelated term and get fifteen pirated clips from "gangbang in da hood productions" appear anyway. It all goes away when it's porn made by regular joes and not the industry.

>>715507754
Holy schizo. Can't believe it bothers you this much that another genre of porn exists. Just move on big guy.

>715507830
kill yourself

>>715484421
The age of consent should be whenever the female is physically and emotionally ready to give birth and properly raise a child and the male is able to properly provide for them without being a burden to society.

>>715484881
>>715506696
I may regret talking about this, but this isn't actually true. People assume it is based on literally fucking nothing. It's totally legal to fuck 17-year-olds unconditionally in Texas even if you're 80, and in most other states too. But so many fucking people (even lawyers) don't know the law, so you'll catch a ton of shit for it even though it's legal. Of course this varies based on how well-liked you are in your community. Chad Sportsballington isn't going to get thrown in jail for fucking a 17, but Eugene McStarTrekNerd might get the shit beaten out of him if he somehow got a 17-year-old who was willing to fuck him. This is why Eugene McStarTrekNerd should utilize the lax gun laws here to carry a phaser.

>>715485953
I want to deny this, but I know it's fucking true. There are more based people here than you think, but there are also tons of assholes and they control the state government.

>>715485953
My old highschool friend moved there for a job.
I stalk him using a fakebook account, he seems like some kind of center left faggot these days. Married with 2 boys, probably vax maxed them both.
He was apparently the most successful of our little highschool gang, most likely due to the fact he was the only one that didn't come from a broken home. He landed a software developer job for eero and probably makes well over six figures.
We all had a big "break up" our senior year. Cant remember the details as to exactly why. One of the last things I remember was me and him were working for the schools computer lab during the summer, assembling desktops, and I apparently wasn't working "hard" enough for him or something and he looked at me and yelled "WORK!!!" And then he just got fed up and abandoned the job like it was my fault(???).
Sometimes I fantasize about driving down there and brutally killing him and his family.
I hope they all died in the recent floods.
Thanks for coming to my TED talk.

>>715499059
there's plenty of variety in girls, which is nice. one issue is that they do need a man around to sell themselves properly.
women cant into photography. sucks when you come across an amateur qt but the content is dogwater.