Thread 715488907

*kills your burgeoning franchise*

>kills

zero iq 1 button movie game where you run around a virtually empty open "world" completing ubisoft objectives starring a lazily face scanned middle aged woman, snoys are in heaven

>>715488907 (OP)
no one in Ghost of Tsushima were particularly super attractive, what makes you think Yotei would be any different?

>>715488907 (OP)
That one singular shot to the left looks fine. She looks like Michelle Yeoh.

>>715489462
Because anons think with the wrong head.

>>715489685
The game is set in Feudal Japan. NO SHIT it's gonna be DEI, D-U-M-M-Y.

>>715488907 (OP)
They really hit that series with the woke stick.

>>715489462
Yeah but they weren't aggressively super ugly

>>715489932
>>715480173

game is looking peak, though? You sad fucks are actually trying to force it into another Asscreed shadows situation despite her being asian lmao

i hate this industry

are girl samurais real

>>715489685
>>715489932
>>715490006
Sorry, Goons, but this is how chinkettes naturally look, not like your plastic idols.

>>715488907 (OP)
She's the new queen of /v/, though.

>>715490165
nah the asscreed girl was cute

>>715490401
Okay, guess I won't be buying your uglyslop then lol

>>715490575
Jesus... Did someone insult her smile or tell her to smile or something?

>>715488907 (OP)
With foids you lose. Should have just continued the story of my nigga Jin.

>>715490673
That's just embarrassing

>>715488907 (OP)
Its on gaystation, thats what their audience wants.

>>715490251
no
you'll get a bunch of but ackchyuallys on the topic but the answer is no

>>715490440
she actually looks pretty here. what happened

>>715488907 (OP)
she looks like she fucks white guys

>>715491021
it's called makeup
she's still not terribly pretty in that video, just not awfully ugly

>>715491021
She literally looks one of those WWII propaganda posters with the buck-toothed Jap

>>715491021
You yellow fever betas are really something else

>

>>715491037
It'll kick your ass, watch yourself chud.

>>715491194
straightbros... we lost two absolute cuties to lesbianism... how will we recover..

So why are we pretending to be upset about this?

Is this person trans?

>>715490006
she looks on par with Yuna

>>715491487
Genderfluid. She/they/he pronouns.

>>715491605
So it's a man

>>715491487
Its got a fridge torso like a man, its either really dysgenic or a tranny.

>>715490251
Depends on if you consider the onna-musha to be samurai or not. There were female warriors in Japan though, there's proof of that, though they generally existed to defend their towns and villages rather than go out in front lines.

>>715491487
Nah, typical demi-sexual semi-romantic quasi-lesbian LGBTQAISSS+ that is actually just a big standard ugly straight woman when you pull back the curtain.

>>715491605
Ogre

>>715491692
No.

>>715488907 (OP)
I don't think it's a good idea to hire an activist nutjob for your game.

>>715491329
jesus christ imagine how foul her breath must be

>>715490096
>A-Anti___
You faggots have lost all creativity

Remember when 4chan championed femboys, dickgirls and everything in between?

>>715491692
Just an ugly woman. Xhe also did a show with drag queens.

>>715488907 (OP)
>cures my yellow fever

>>715491907
they still do
but they have to not be ugly or trannys

>>715491419
i'm lonely and bored.

>>715488907 (OP)
Fucking disgusting

>>715491907
>femboy
Caught your larp, faggot

>>715490251
Girls from samurai clans? Yes
Girls trained in combat? Yes?
Girls proven to have fought in famous battles? Yes
Girls proven to be in command? Yes
But they were always minorities and not taken seriously unless they had proven themselves or their husband/father was feared/respected
Most wouldn't call themselved or be called samurai either

>>715491929
>league of women voters
>it's all men
Why can't companies just hire normal people? Even hiring substandard looking people is fine but they always go the extra mile to make sure they're part of the alphabet mafia as well. It just makes me think they have no faith in the game standing on its own that they need to ensure they have some social media talking point to deflect to if shit goes south.

>>715488907 (OP)
Isn't it a bit too far gone when you're hiring special ed people? She's clearly got some condition.

>>715488907 (OP)
When will people learn that the cast of female characters in a game being predominantly ugly is a massive red flag that tells you everything about the ideological makeup of the company?

Contrary to what insecure women and their simps will try to tell you, you don't have any sort of obligation to look past this. In fact, you shouldn't. It tells you that if the talentless activists haven't taken over the company already, the weak men who are running the company will cave at the first sign of feminist pressure, because they've already done so preemptively.

And besides, unless you're an unironic compulsive masturbator who can't go to the grocery store without thinking about raping the cashier, why wouldn't you want to look at beautiful female characters in your media?

>>715492013
>not be . . . trannys
bruh

>>715491419
sounds like you're upset

>>715491194
holy shit lmao

>>715491194
THAT FUCKING NOSE HOLY SHIT

>>715492376
Says the one who responded without answering my question.

>>715488907 (OP)
The game will still sell millions of copies, anon. It will underperform the first game but still be a large success and make a lot of money. This has happened with every Sony sequel where they wokeify it in the second entry.

>>715492505
ok ma'am

>>715491778
That's really sad

>>715488907 (OP)
They killed themselves by hiring her and making her the face. Probably a bunch of fag devs who think "an asian actor must voice an asian character" type shit.

>>715490673
it's retarded isn't it?

>>715492638
For somebody not upset you sure seem desperate to not answer a simple question.

>>715491194
Someone make a wojak out of this.

>>715488907 (OP)
I'd bet a significant amount of money this game will be a critical and commercial success and /v/ will cope about it flopping because it didn't sell the same amount as a game that has been out for 5 years.
>inb4 TRANNY YOU'RE A TRANNY KIKE TRANNY FAGGOT!!!
Nah, no one cares about this shit. There is a reason that Spiderman 2, God of War Ragnarok, Last of Us II, and Horizon all still sell a bunch of copies. Sonyfags literally do not give a fuck and always buy their exclusives.

Don't play sonyslop so I never played the first game, and will never play this slop either, but it is really weird how her face is distinctly not japanese looking at all. The styling and makeup design of the main character is 100% asian-american. You can go walk through Tokyo or Osaka for an entire day and never see someone who looks like that, but go to Seattle, LA, or SF and you'll see a thousand asian-americans that look like the character.
There's something about the american diet and culture, in combination with stylizing and makeup that morphs asian faces into something different within a single generation. You'll straight up not see someone that looks like that in Japan, I'm not exaggerating.

>>715488907 (OP)
>The Oni of Onigiri
>The Ghost of Gyoza
>The Teki of Tatsutaage
>The Ubume of Udon
>The Suiko of Sukiyaki
>The Ryuka of Ramen
>The Kotengu of Karaage
>The Nurikabe of Nabe
>The Otoroshi of Okoshi
>The Sagari of Soki
>The Tsuchinoko of Tsukemen
>The Kappa of Kenpi
>The Dorotabo of Dango
>The Bakeneko of Bento
>The Funayurei of Futomaki
>The Enko of Edamame
>The Dochi of Mochi
>The Onikuma of Okonomiyaki

>>715489462
Are you not even capable of distinguishing between "normal looking" and "screeching frumpy psycho dyke looking 20 years older than she actuallyis because of her degenerate American lifestyle and myriad of mental issues"?

>>715492391
Pure basedjack meme face material.

>>715491021
No dude she's ugly as fuck

>>715490251
They have been cunning on that and called her a 'lone wolf mercenary'

>>715491194
Kek she's so fucking teethy in every picture or video i see of her

>>715491907
Femboy
Not pigwoman

>>715492864
This would look gay and stupid no matter who did it. Maybe armor and a better setting would help, but I doubt it.

>>715492865
she looks normal in the game you retard and that's all I care about. The actor for Jin could have been a triple transvestite but he looked normal in the game so I don't give a fuck.

>>715491194
Ngl i think the redhead is cute

>>715491021
what the hell is wrong with you nigga

>>715490673
I'm sure her family is proud too...

>>715492365
femboys are not trannys
no matter how hard you try and push them to be they aren't

>>715491419
Because ugly people don't belong in media

>WE WANT IT HISTORICALLY ACCURATE THERE WERE NOT BLACK MEN IN JAPAN BACK THEN

>NO NO NO WHY ARE THEY HISTORICALLY ACCURATE SHE SHOULD LOOK LIKE A SUPERMODEL IN A BIKINI

>EVERYONE SHOULD LOOK LIKE THE STELLAR BLADE PROTAG BECAUSE I HAVE YELLOW FEVER AHHHHH I LOVE PLASTIC SURGERY AND FAKE TIT BIMBOS AHHHH

>>715493290
>she looks normal in the game
One can only imagine how utterly foul your bloated, misshapen corpse must look in the mirror for you to think she doesn't look straight out if a People of Walmart picture.
Your opinion on this obviously doesn't matter, looking like you do.

>>715493650
nice projection faggot, she looks like your average asian woman in game.

>>715493516
What is the relevance of the picture of the child with downs syndrome in the bathing suit to her post?

>>715488907 (OP)
The irl chink is ugly and retarded but i'd pity fuck her.
The in-game incarnation just looks bad. Not even ugly person bad, just bad graphics bad. They can't make female faces for shit, I thought they'd improve over Tsushima.

>>715488907 (OP)
Yeah, this is going to bomb super hard. Sadly will probably kill Sucker Punch.

>>715488907 (OP)
no matter the threads, console fags will buy this woke game. because of their empty console. literally no games, kek

>>715493496
Then you should stop posting here.

>>715493516
Hope she kills herself.

>>715493757
But enough about Nintendo Switch 2 and Xbox

>>715493516
KWAB

>>715493761
you can do better than that, anon

>>715491907
>femboys
We called them traps back in the day before the alphabet fucks hijacked that term

>>715493516
That's literally the body shape and posture of a special needs child, why the fuck are you posting that.

>>715493628
>I have depicted you as a series of contradictory yet unrelated opinions being screamed.
>Therefore, I win.

Don't forget that two Veilguard writers are involved as well. Pretty much dead, regardless of casting.

>>715493516
>The leftie non-gender-conforming freak is hated by her family.

All that and her look match her soul.
Poetic.

>>715488907 (OP)
I'm glad GoT was mid so I don't have to pretend to like this franchise. This bitch makes Awkwafina look like Lucy Liu.

>>715493628
I think all of these things and am based btw

>>715493516
>>715494136
Her personality is just as ugly.

>>715491245
On the side she throats white cocks

>>715492864
>>715493516

Is she a biological female...?
She has no feminine qualities but you're all referring to her as 'she' and not any troon variant so I assume she's not MtF...?
If so that's a fucking unfortunate phenotype

>>715491245
>And then everyone clapped.

>>715494447
She identifies as "they/them" which is the last refuge of fat/ugly bitches.

>>715494447
>Is she a biological female...?
yes

she doesn't really look masculine, just ugly

>>715494447
She's got a bit of the downs is all.

She’s hot you’re all just Chuds who can’t understand her. She’s sexy as fuck.

>>715493516
Good god, that body. What a trainwreck.

>>715488907 (OP)
THIS WILL NEVER BE A WOMAN LMAO HOLY SHIT

Is it not hypocritical to post on 4channel about other people being ugly?

where the video games

>>715494902
I'm a 10/10 chud.

The Ainu are gonna be insufferable negro/abbo analogues, aren't they? Granted, the Edo government were huge pieces of shit while colonizing Hokkaido but I bet it'll be turned up to eleven in this.

>>715491245
Either that story is complete bullshit or I pity the guy for being so down on his luck he drinks enough to have beer goggles work overtime to make that thing look attractive.

>>715491021
she looks like a garbage bag left on the sun for too long, the fuck you're on about

Don't care about the video game character being cute; but this cunt is aggressively obnoxious and unlikable IRL and thus ruins the game for me. She makes that Paimon cunt look sociable and sane.

>>715493724
She's being a le heckin' crazy auntie xD

>>715493628
Lolmad

>>715488907 (OP)
Is she male?

>>715494130
This is the part people miss. It's not just that she's an ugly woman. It's that she's an ugly woman that seems to align with all the other woke types that have been hired for this sequel. It's a bad omen

>>715492391
racist caricature couple. This is like if the bix nood black and the happy merchant were gay lovers.

>>715490575
LARGE TEETH FOR CRACKING SHELLFISH

>>715489462
Not being attractive =! deliberate, "gender non-conforming", woke, DEI ugliness
>>715493516
Lol made my day better
>>715491487
Mentally ill nb transtrender yes

>>715491021
You cant see her body and shes acting somewhat like a normal person instead of her insane shtick

>>715490006
>aggressively super ugly

>>715496243
I’d date her if her personality wasn’t uglier than this picture

>>715496243
whoa, they put the Elephant Man as the protagonist?

>buy game
>swap audio to japanese
>wear ask

>>715490673
Lol

>>715496243
damn that bitch is disgusting

Why do westernized nips look this way? It's like there is some genetic phenotype that is drawn to leaving the island. Yoko Ono (when she was young) had the exact same look. There's others too I can't remember right now.

>>715497384
hfcs
seed oils
ssris
birth control

>>715497697
>ssris
>birth control
It is these. These two drive white women (or in this cases westernized japs) cuckoo and give them that crazy look.

>>715489409
ass creed flopped and the woman in that game looked better than this

>>715490251
No and since this is mongol invasion we're talking about, odds are she's some type of peasant guerrilla who stole a sword like that NPC grill in the first game.

>>715490575
Someone asked for a wojak version of her. So here you go. Enjoy.

>>715490575
This made me feel racist.