>complete the first level
>Achievement unlocked: The Adventure Begins!

>complete the last level
>Achievement unlocked: The Adventure... Begins?

>Boot up the game for the first time
>Achievement unlocked

>die the first time
>Achievement unlocked: Welcome to [GAME]

>Beat first boss
>Achievement unlocked: The bigger they are...
>32.6% of players have got this achievement

>>715490176
I love you

>close game
>20 achievements unlocked

>don't play game for five years
>Achievement unlocked

>Skip credits
>Achievement NOT unlocked

>>715489987
>only 30% of players have thks achievement

>>715490176
>complete mandatory tutorial
>Achievement unlocked: First Steps!
>31.9% of players have this achievement

>>715489663 (OP)
>open up mr.goldberg folder
>turn off steam achievements
Yep its gaming time.

>Defeat final boss
>5.3% of players have this achievement

>rape OP and all other cute anime posters itt

>achievement is impossible to complete because the conditions required to trigger it are no longer possible to achieve
>Devs will never patch it

>beat last level
>achievement unlocked: The Journey's End...

>>715490420
Only stanley parable does this

>achievement unlocked: clear chapter 3
>52% of player have this achievement
>achievement unlocked: clear chapter 5
>72% of player have this achievement

>defeat enemy hoarde
>more arrive

>beat last level
>Achievement Unlocked! The Journey's Only Just Begun
>Description: Complete the prologue.

>konata thread
>100% of konata posters are cute. cute!

>defeat the final boss
>get dragged into ng+

>mostly light hearted and comedic game
>two thirds of the way into the story, there's a surprisingly dark twist

>>715490528
related a friend and i noticed sunless sea had a 50% completion for "dying"
this was the highest completion achievement
at first we thought it had achievements added in later but i had achievements from the month of release so i guess people are just really good at sunless sea

>>715489663 (OP)
Sex with Konata
>>715490176
Sex with Kagami
>>715490515
Sex with Baiser

>0.1% of players have this achievement

>>715493063
More like 50% of people don't play long enough to die.

>>715489663 (OP)
>unlock the last achievement
>its just the title of the game

>>715493232
Kino

>>715493232
YOU ARE NIOH

>>715493096
>tranny faggot

>>715489663 (OP)
tranime goes to this dead shit board >>>/a/

>game has secret bosses

>>715493636
tranime website

>>715493136
yes, i was joking.

>>715491153
if anything this is the perfect motivator.
95% of other couldnt do it. can YOU do it?

>>715492807

They removed the description for the "Moron" achievement. I added it in post so you know what it is.

>>715489663 (OP)
>Achievement unlocked
>The bigger they are...

>>715489663 (OP)
>Achievement unlocked: unBEARable

>pet dog
>Achievement unlocked: Pet a Dog!