ONE GAME I DON'T KNOW WHY
STARTING TO REGRET NOT BUYING PS5
KEEP THAT IN MIND THAT I WAITED IN LINE AT BEST BUY FOR 5 HOURS
(All I know...)
OLED IS A VALUABLE THING
WATCH THE SCREEN FLICKER ON THE LCD
BING AND WAHOO TO THE END OF THE DAY WITH ONE GAME TO PLAY
(It's so unreal...)
85 PRO CONTROL
585 FOR THE WHOLE BUNDLE
THEN ANOTHER 10 FOR A TECH DEMO
I WASTED IT ALL JUST FOR MAR-I-OOOOO
I KEEP MY SWITCH 2 INSIDE, AND EVEN THOUGH I TRY IT'LL STILL FALL APART
OLED BEFORE LCD WILL EVENTUALLY BE A MEMORY OF A TIME
I SHILLED SO HARD FOR MARIO KART
CAUSE IN THE END, IT'S MY ONLY GAME
BING BING WAHOO IS NOTHING NEW
BUT IN THE END, IT'S STILL MY ONLY GAME

>>715493543 (OP)
FUCK THE SHITCH

ONE GAME I DON'T KNOW WHY
STARTING TO REGRET NOT BUYING PS5
KEEP THAT IN MIND THAT I WAITED IN LINE AT BEST BUY FOR 5 HOURS
(All I know...)
OLED IS A VALUABLE THING
WATCH THE SCREEN FLICKER ON THE LCD
BING AND WAHOO TO THE END OF THE DAY WITH ONE GAME TO PLAY
(It's so unreal...)
85 PRO CONTROL
585 FOR THE WHOLE BUNDLE
THEN ANOTHER 10 FOR A TECH DEMO
I WASTED IT ALL JUST FOR MAR-I-OOOOO
I KEEP MY SWITCH 2 INSIDE, AND EVEN THOUGH I TRY IT'LL STILL FALL APART
OLED BEFORE LCD WILL EVENTUALLY BE A MEMORY OF A TIME
I SHILLED SO HARD FOR MARIO KART
CAUSE IN THE END, IT'S MY ONLY GAME
BING BING WAHOO IS NOTHING NEW
BUT IN THE END, IT'S STILL MY ONLY GAME

https://youtu.be/lproX4lLdqA

KEK

tendies btfo

>>715493543 (OP)
Based. Tendies on suicide watch.

>>715493543 (OP)

>>715498539
Could also be Steamies or Microsoft fans. Not necessarily Sony. I swear, the Sony Derangement Syndrome is REAL with Tendies.

>>715498539
>Sony fanboys admit that the one game meme is true by needing to put a Mario hat on the image
>if they didn't believe the PS5 only had one game they wouldn't post the image with the Mario hat because they'd believe others would know which system it was truly about
Where were you when snoys admitted the PS5 has no games?

>>715498903
>Could also be Steamies or Microsoft fans
Read the second line sped
>STARTING TO REGRET NOT BUYING PS5
Why would steamies or xbots recommend someone buy a PS5?

>>715499083
PS5 is arguably the best among the current "big three." The only reason to get a Series S/X is if you plan to use gamepass or still have your old Xbox / Xbox 360 games physically.

>>715499228
You're funny. PS5 has no games, and is just a glorified PC. Why would you buy a PS5 over a PC or Switch?
>Switch has a lot of games, exclusives at that
>PC has a metric fuck ton of games, many exclusive, plus emulation
What does the PS5 have over those?

>>715499228
I like that you think there is a difference between PS and Xbox outside PS has more fanboys

>>715493543 (OP)
(GO)

DEFECTIVE
HEAT SINK IS TOO THIN
I'M SEEING BURN MARKS I CAN'T
HARDLY BELIEVE IT
DEFECTIVE
MALFUNCTIONING FAN
WEAKENED FROM HEAT DECAY
SEETHE
(YEAH)
THESE PROBLEMS ARE ENDLESS

YEAH YOU PORT IT
YEAH YOU PORT IT
YEAH YOU PORT IT

(YOU) YOU PORT IT
(YOU) YOU PORT IT
(YOU) YOU PORT IT

EXCLUSIVE
WHY BUY IT WHY BUY IT
I'M QUESTIONING GOING
(GO)
STRAIGHT TO THE PC
EXCLUSIVE
NO SATISFACTION
THEY SHUT IT DOWN THEY SHUT IT
(YEAH)
DOWN DOWN DOWN DOWN DOWN

YEAH YOU PORT IT
YEAH YOU PORT IT
YEAH YOU PORT IT

(YOU) YOU PORT IT
(YOU) YOU PORT IT
(YOU) YOU PORT IT

I SEE IT. (I) I NEED IT. (SEE)
I SEE IT. (I) I NEED IT.

I SEETHE IT. (OH) I REEEEE'D IT.
I SEETHE IT. (OH) I REEEEE'D IT.

I SEE IT. I NEED IT.
I SEE IT. I NEED IT.

I SEETHE IT. (OH) I REEEEE'D IT.
HAH
I SNEED IT. (OH) I FEED IT.

MY DRIVE IS DEFECTIVE
THE WITHDRAWN PERSPECTIVE
WORSE THAN PS3
WHY LIES NOT EXCLUSIVE
I PRE-ORDERED
BACK OUT
JUST REFUND ME

YEAH YOU PORT IT
YEAH YOU PORT IT
YEAH YOU PORT IT

(YOU) YOU PORT IT
(YOU) YOU PORT IT
(YOU) YOU PORT IT

YEAH YOU PORT IT
YEAH YOU PORT IT
YEAH YOU PORT IT

(YOU) YOU PORT IT
(YOU) YOU PORT IT
(YOU) YOU PORT IT

>>715500743
cringe
>>715493543 (OP)
based

>>715499559
>Why would you buy a PS5 over a PC
$1000+ for the latest GPU or $425 for a console that plays almost all of the recent games?
>>715499687
>Xbox outside PS has more fanboys
...because of Gamepass.

>>715502568
I want the PC because I'm not some poor third worlder like you.

Are Nintendo fans the biggest hypocrites in this board? They love to talk shit about other companies but can't handle banter.

>>715493543 (OP)
cringe
>>715494189
cringe
>>715500743
cringe

this entire thread is fucking cringe

>>715502613
>banter
S0nyponies repackaging Nintendo memes because they have none of their own (pottery) is the weakest kind of banter there is.

>>715493543 (OP)
I SHILLED SO HARD, FOR MARIO KART
BUT IN THE END, TRACKS DONT EVEN MATTER

>>715502613
>They love to talk shit about other companies but can't handle banter.

Are you really trying this when snoys have been shitting on everyone and poorly attempt to do a almost 20 year old meme that snoys have been seething about

>>715493543 (OP)
Its easy to shit on the shitch 2 and all the drones being fucked in the ass again.
but you PS5 fags are even easier to shit on. PS5 years out and have 1 fucking game.

>>715493543 (OP)
two words: time signature

god it feels so good to be a PC chad and watch the monkeys fight from my privileged position

>>715502791
You have crippling autism

>>715493543 (OP)
>sony fans dont have games or memes, even their memes are just ports

>>715502791
kek

>>715503478
samefag

>>715502613
>They love to talk shit about other companies but can't handle banter
Is this you?

>>715502568
I don't need to buy the latest GPU, I can spend less than that and still have a more powerful machine than the piss5

>>715505815
?????

>>715493543 (OP)
LMAO

>>715493543 (OP)
KEKAROO!

>>715493543 (OP)
When is the Shitch Tpoo getting gaymes?

>>715505718
What do you expect during a console launch

>switch 2 will have two games soon
>then 3 and then 4
Sony bros...it's not looking good. We used to be the kings

you've been reposting this every 3 hours because it never gets enough attention to stay alive, give it a rest already man, i think people just get more sick of you trying to force it then anything

>C-C-C-C-Could also be Steamies or Micros-
BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP
>N-N-N-N-Not necessar-
BRAAAAAAAAAAAP
>I s-s-s-s-swear, t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-the S-S-Sony Der-
HAVE A ROTTEN DAY

KEKAROO

>>715507931
careful, the snoyboys reported me for 'spamming/flooding' when I wario posted last time

>>715508021
stop posting me Darren you obsessed piece of sh*t

>Mario Kart World
>Donkey Kong Bananza in a few days
>new Inti Creates game coming
>Pokemon in October
and we probably are getting a new Direct with a new Smash, Fire Emblem, even Kid Icarus when Sakurai is done with that shitty Kirby racing game.
Seems fine to me, more games this year than the PS5. Just missing more third party support.

>>715508096
>Sloprio Kart
>Wokey Kong Troonanza
>Slopi Created
>Pokeslop
le yawn

>snoys still can't meme

>>715493543 (OP)
Ps3 has no gaens

>>715508134
I don't like first party Nintendo that much and ended forgetting about Metroid Prime 4 too.
But I would be lying to say there is no games to play on the Switch 2 this year.
I will wait until they drop a good JRPG exclusive like SMTVI or whatever.
I'm happy with Nintendo handhelds since the 3DS.

>>715508096
>new Inti Creates game coming
seeing the snoy who runs the english famitsu mirror having a mental breakdown and start sapmming at inti creates over their new game skipping the ps5 was hilarious

>>715508134
Trying too hard the post.

As a PCfag myself, it's funny to see both sides without games to argue which console has less games

>>715508074
I'm just counter trolling you. Relax troll.

>>715502658
angry tendie

>>715508134
>"I-it doesn't count!"
What games do you play?

>>715508416
>PCfag
*PC vegan

meme ports over meme ports, and then you dare to pretend you aren't a snoy.

>>715499228
Xbox has better games. Panzer dragoon, ninja gaiden, otogi, halo, gears, gunvalkyrie, etc

>>715493543 (OP)
OOPS I posted it again
I am a retard, you just lost the game
Oh baby baby
Oops, you think its OC
Made straight from my hart
I'm not that original

It's funny because the only "games" they have this year are timed exclusives like Kojima Walking Simulator 2 and not-Japanese studio trying to make a samurai game with a lesbian woman as the protagonist.
Even Microsoft had cooler stuff with the Game Pass.

>lol I love OC
>NO NOT LIKE THAT
Fucking hypocrites

there's gonna be atleast 6 games by the end of the year

>>715508429
Good goyim, defend the billion dollar coprorations!

>>715502613
>3 autists proving this right already
lamo

>>715508638
Will do.

>>715508464
you know hes going to ignore this post

>>715508678
>admitting to being a corpo cuck

sad!

>>715508595
>"OC"
>look inside
>its just an old meme but with sony/nintendo names swapped

>>715508678
not a cult btw

>>715508747
Not really.

>>715493543 (OP)
>STARTING TO REGRET NOT BUYING PS5
Atleast make it believable

>>715498539
The whole point of memes is that they evolve. You come off as a little bitch.

>someone did some digging and uncovered the fact that CH are lying scumbags about all the censorship stuff
>snoy spends the next week in a meltdown trying to damage control

I like how snoys have been spamming the "One game" meme more than usual because of DK bananza. Can't wait for them to try to bring it back by saying something stupid like "well the MKW update killed it so DK is the only switch 2 game now!"

>>715508792
How's life outside the computer screen? Make any progress this decade or still doing that fulltime troll thing

>>715508595
Good OC doesn't need to be spammed almost daily for the past month with the same image.
If I spammed Millhouse being a Meme daily it wouldn't make it so

>>715508904
Its very funny how much "one game" mindbroken them so badly, the snoy spent literal weeks spamming different versions of his lazy "no u" version of the meme and kept getting laughed at because he struggles so much with english
he then tried to sink a cover of it and uploaded it
meanwhile the amount of song edits making fun of sony just keeps increasing

>>715493543 (OP)
Snoy lost

it truly has no games

basically virtual boy 2

>>715509061
I'm not sure thats a comparison snoys want to be making

>>715509113
>mfw

>>715509003
Soul
>>715493543 (OP)
Soulless

>>715507748
This is one old ass image because all of these are playable on PC now.

>>715493543 (OP)
LOOOOOOOOOL

tendie troons btfo bigly

>>715509260 (OP)

>>715509113
PS5 still has another year to fill in and overtake the gap. It's over Virtual Boy sisters...

>>715509483
anyone taking bets on how long hes going to samefag his OP to try keep the thread from falling off page 10 again?

>>715508134
>Wokey Kong Troonanza
Okay you got me there, I laughed. So stupid

Sir, a second Switch 2 game just dropped

>>715508638
>>715508792
GOOD MORNING SAAR