ITT: riveting gameplay

>>715493690 (OP)
*blocks your path*

>tats
yikes icky

>>715493690 (OP)
>I NEED RINGING BELLS AND GLOWING TCHOTCHKES ON SCREEN AT ALL TIMES OR I WILL FREAK
really nigger?

why aren't they snowboarding on the floating carrier, are they stupid

>>715493690 (OP)
Do zoomers really?

>>715493690 (OP)

>>715494246
there's guns?

>>715493690 (OP)
he couldve used a coffin board and zoomed around like silver surfer

>>715494246
holy basado

>>715494443
it's a stealth action strand game, why wouldn't there be guns

>>715493838
AMERICAN CELEBRITIES???? CHANGED MY MIND
*CLAPCLAPCLAPCLAPCLAP*

>>715494775
Only one of those people is American.
Obsessed.

>>715494246
NOOOO MY CAREFULLY CRAFTED WALKING SIM NARRATIVE

>>715493690 (OP)
Put your phone away and be alone with your thoughts for a moment, zoomzoom. Or will you an hero if you do that?

>>715494443
Not only guns but samurai swords, electric grenades, rocket launchers, truck mounted machine guns, laser tripwires, and homing exploding robot dogs
half the hate this game gets is completely justified because kojima cannot produce kino without creating equal and opposite retardation but the other half is just steamies fuming it's ps5 exclusive and people still mad about metal gear not going the direction they wanted

>>715494001
Because then the video would be fun, instead of ironic.
You won't get it, anyway...

>has bike and truck
>chooses to walk

>>715493987
Death Stranding is an "adult game for adult gamers" it's shit.
"Mature games for mature gamers" are cool, that's like PS2 games where somebody says MOTHERFUCKER.

>>715493690 (OP)
seethe

>>715496037
here is that cute girl i was telling you about...

>>715493690 (OP)
>plays on easy mode
>still purposely carries pretty much nothing at all

>>715496121
cherry pick harder, faggot

>>715496357
>use the video you posted
>UHM CHERRY PICKING

>>715496037
>>715496121
>>715496357
I hate this and it makes me angry

You people are insane, none of the girls are attractive.

>>715496121
>cute
she looks like a blonde version of chucky. i guess you are hungry kek

>>715495361
>steamies fuming it's ps5 exclusive
The first game peaked at 22000 users, nobody on Steam even cares about the franchise.

>>715495361
>steamies fuming it's ps5 exclusive
Yeah, because this one won't come to PC as well...
It is more like the game is about delivering fucking packages like you're an amazon delivery driver.

>>715496617
Steam is full of Stockholm syndrome valve dick lickers lol

>>715493690 (OP)
>*Hyper dramatic in-game music plays in the background as you hold down one button on your controller with one hand while half asleep scrolling your phone with your other hand*
Now this is gaming

I don't know why, but this game is really stressing me out. Which is funny because I platinumed the first one, but that WAS 5 years ago.

>>715494246
There is no fall damage?

>>715498372
There is but not when you use the jump ramp

>>715495361
Honestly the most Kojima thing ever-he'll hand you a robot dog strapped with C4 and laser vision, but also expect you to cry over a 9-minute cutscene about a bridge baby's existential dread. It's like he can't help but balance peak kino with pure uncut schizo. But yeah, no doubt half the rage is just terminal PC elitists angry they can't mod in Thomas the Tank Engine as Die-Hardman.

>>715497973
Stress like how? Choice paralysis on what side shit to do?

>>715500669
More like what tools to use, worrying about my constructs deteriorating, and stressing about trophies, and "Mr Impossible"

>>715496037
Why is it so fucking blurry and smudgy?

>>715494246
And how many hours into the game do you get to use these things?
The argument "i-it gets better in 20 hours" is utter horseshit if you have to suffer a boring shit game for the those first 20 hours
A good developer makes the game good from the get go and keeps up the fun until the end.

>>715493690 (OP)
I think any adult male swiping through tiktoks should be brained with a tire iron on site

>>715501029
which site?

>>715500824
Because it's a PS5. Once it comes out on PC you will be ashamed of your words and deeds.

>>715501063
liveleak or worldstar

>>715501094
WORLDSTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR

>>715500951
It's only like 2 or 3 hours to get everything in that webm, You get other weapons even earlier

>>715493690 (OP)
>>715494246
>massive open world with RGB blinking lines/circles to "guide" the player
>>715498976
>overused slow-mo for every single action sequence
Nice video james, faglord

>>715503197
That's a road you fucking retard

>>715494634
>it's a stealth action strand game
Show me some of that strand you mentioned, preferably in webm format.

>>715493690 (OP)
It's not a game for consoleniggers, even though the retard Kojimbo still doesn't get it his real audience is with PC.

>>715503458

>>715497138
Fr now let's go collect our goompa fruits to upgrade our killer Omega and beat the Mr evil

But you see he plays some music during the drudgery so that makes it kino and soul.

>>715503527
Plays fine on my console

>>715500813
I just used the Magellan on that last Mr. Impossible request

>>715493690 (OP)
>snoys are retarded tiktokers with low attention span
this is why the first game didnt get the attention it deserved until it was released on PC

>>715494246
fall slop

>>715501080
Once its on PC you'll need an RTX 5090 to run it at 1440p (w/upscaling) btw

>>715507014
unlikely, decima runs much better than ue5

>>715503676
>5 likes received from Lou