Thread 715500639

Name the series

>>715500639 (OP)
Dark souls

If you dont grow up eating spicy food obviously any kind of spice intensity is gonna be unpleasant. Like the butter chicken they here in Aus has zero spice because nobody wants it.
As I've gotten older I've been more interested in trying properly spicy food though, just for the sake of variety.

>>715500639 (OP)
white people are hilarious

Roblox

>>715500639 (OP)
Objectively it's Guilty Gear Strive

But to answer your gay question, elden ring. The extra mild is the multiplayer component. Though it always pretty broken even in demons souls

>>715500639 (OP)
Diablo and Elder Scrolls

I tried Taco Bell Mild and Fire and they literally taste like liquid salt with zero heat.

Halo, from rated M to T

>>715500639 (OP)
Every Nintendo game that is massively casualized but still for some reason has an ez mode on top that.

>>715500639 (OP)
Fire Emblem

When it finally received an English localization, they thought western audiences would find the franchise too hard so rather than 'Normal', 'Hard', and 'Lunatic' difficulties they cut Lunatic and added Easy - keeping Normal and Hard untouched.
This pattern remained for FE 7, 8, and 9. But FE10 (which was a direct sequel to FE9) had a rushed production and didn't get a unique English Easy mode. But since they kept the naming conventions the same, this meant that the 'Easy' mode was actually the 'Normal' mode.
So people used to playing FE on 'Normal' mode would start a new game and immediately select what was actually the 'Hard' difficulty.

>>715500878
>YO WHERE DA CRUST OF LAWRY

>>715500936
Why wasn't that nog allowed to have a hot dog

>>715500639 (OP)
elden ring

>>715500639 (OP)
This definitely isn't true t. Australian
Partly because it's mostly pajeets here now

>>715500836
I didn't eat any spicy food growing up and I developed a taste for it.

>>715500836
whether you can handle spicy food is genetic

Post the comic

>>715500639 (OP)
Anything made by Faglus not called Catherine.

plain popcorn, the perfect snack for whiteoids

>>715500639 (OP)
Spice is just a crutch from turdworlders to mask the shittiest food known to man.
Theres a reason why Italian and French cuisine is the best food in the world and hardly ever uses spices.
Seethe all you want, you know I am right.

>>715501123
I'm not gonna read all that

>>715500936
LMAO, is this a modern day minstrel show?

>>715500639 (OP)
>UKjeets and Auschinks can't handle a little bit of spicy tomato sauce

>>715501090
The comic that broke /v/ and /co/....

>>715500639 (OP)
Pokemon

>>715501090
To an extent, sure. Lactose on the other hand...that's a timmygod thing.

>>715500639 (OP)
Never feel odd about the amount of spice you personally prefer. The levels some weirdos take it to is fucking nuts. How the hell can your tastebuds even still work at the level some of you homo's take it too.

>If I'm not in pain when I eat I'm doing it wrong
Hey more power to all of you. Fucking freaks.

>>715500985
Is seasoning police on the list?

Why is it that every food thread now for the past like 3-5 years always revolve around blacks? Not even in the fun way like the Win a trip to Detroit shit but it's always about spices and blacks, almost nothing else.

>>715501179
Looks fun

ahem...BROWN!

>>715500878
Blacks like tons of shitty dollar store seasoning. Mexicans are the ones who go AY AY AY I CAN NO TASTE ANYTHING SENOR if it doesn't burn your face off

>>715501090
it's not, you can literally get used to spicy food. you just want a thing white people can't have. I get it though, most white people are pussies with hot shit.

>>715501347
until its your job and that's what you do all day

>>715501376
Not true, I brought dry ranch seasoning and it was more than 1 dollar

wow your inferior race can handle spicy food? wow that's so cool!!! epic! so sorry about everything about your people tho lol

>>715501342
Black people keep going on and on and on about how they can cook but white people can't.

But they forget to realise that black people food never gets good reviews at a resturaunt whilst some of the best cuisine in the world has no spice and cooked by a white person.

>>715500878
>>715501090
The video and comic that killed Timmy.

>>715501397
Definitely, would be a fun summer job

How are the new maccas wings? Asking for a friend

>>715501123
I have no idea what her point is, and I'm pretty sure she doesn't either.

the pinnacle of Caucasian cuisine

>>715500878
>tongue desensitized to the point of non-functionality
>feels superior about this somehow

>brand sells extra mild to try to appeal to 0.01% of the population
>DUUUDE gringos can't handle spicy food man!!
>*puts commercial slop on chicken and calls it soul food*
>*uploads shitty rap to soundcloud*
>*stabs passerby*

>>715501452
They don't do it here though you nigger, Im saying why can't anons be more creative or at least make food posts that aren't centered around blacks seasoning food wrong for the 1000th time

>>715501179
wtf the popcorn mines are real?

Blacks will never get a michelin star LMAO

>>715500639 (OP)
>pov I just wolfed down a plate of the second hottest wings on the menu like an animal and the nigger server is so impressed he has to say something about it
It really is just getting used to it, I'm pasty white but can handle ultra spicy shit. Only bad part is the actual molten lava shits afterwards.

I heard that people who can only eat spicy/seasoned food have damaged tastebuds to a certain extent. is that true?

>>715501564
Spiciness isn't a taste anon

>>715501271
I know what I'm supposed to be feeling here but honestly, would

>>715501123
>>715501491
She is right about adding sauce to already cooked chicken. It's just going to taste like chicken with sauce since it won't absorb the flavor. The rest I am not sure. I would rather eat that chicken with no sauce since adding sause is wasted effort.

I don't get the obsession with spice. I get having something spicy occasionally, but sometimes I just want something savory and something like a pie or sausage roll hits the spot.

>>715501075
I'm a britbong, my mother refused to eat anything with garlic, salt was the only seasoning in the house, my father thought pizza was exotic, and on holidays to france they would pack tins of baked beans and potnoodles but only ever chicken and mushroom flavour

I like spicy food now though I don't need it on everything

>be me
>actual culinary chad
>see "chefs" dumping half a spice rack into their sad beige slop
>spices are just cheat codes for people who can't coax flavor out of real ingredients
>muh cumin, muh paprika, muh turmeric
>bro, if your dish needs a masala remix to taste like something, you already lost
>real cooks make onions cry and garlic sing with nothing but heat and time
>spices are just dust for hacks who can’t sear a steak or reduce a sauce
>watch Gordon Ramsay vids, dude’s got three ingredients and a stick of butter, still mogs your curry powder ass
>stop hiding behind chili flakes, learn to balance acid and fat like a man
>spices are for cowards who can’t handle the gentle caress of a perfectly roasted vegetable
>unironically think people who lean on spice blends have never tasted actual food
>get good or get out of the kitchen

>>715500836
Indian food is to the UK what Mexican is to the US so you'd figure the two countries would have similar spice tolerance.

>>715501506
>tongue desensitized

tongues don't work like your circumcised dick, amerisnip

>>715501687
This sounds like a faggot wrote it, go make an omelet faggot

>>715501687
>mentions Gordon Ramsay, who can't even make a grilled cheese
Stopped reading

>>715501179
Is this the inside of a movie theater popcorn mine?

>>715501749
Yet people who use spices are below him.

>>715501687
They hated him because he spoke the truth. I'm but a humble Olive Garden cook but all our best sauces are some of the most basic. Shit the alfredo is literally just butter, milk, heavy cream, tiny bit of salt and pepper, tiny bit of garlic, and parmesan

>>715501672
is your mom a vampire by any chance?

>>715501179
>the popcorn mines are acting up again

>>715501452
>But they forget to realise that black people food never gets good reviews at a resturaunt whilst some of the best cuisine in the world has no spice and cooked by a white person.
Ahh yes they should feel so bad that a car tire company doesn't give them high reviews because their food is not snoobish enough

>>715500878
Black people eat pig dicks and goat anus. Not exactly someone I trust when it comes to flavor.

spice is for poor countries that are forced to eat rotten meat

>>715500639 (OP)
Something something game journos

One time I slapped a whitoid in public and he apologized for being white and everyone clapped

>>715501890
Maybe originally but you can put it on non-rotting meat too if you want

>>715501862
i've seen her go out in sunlight. Just never used any seasoning on anything really except salt. I remeber one time I went to an aunts for my dinner and she made pork chops with some weird black stuff on it, turns out it was black pepper, first time I ever saw it

>>715501090
can someone post the happy edit of this?

>>715502071
No

>>715500639 (OP)
>>715500639 (OP)
>>715500639 (OP)
>>715500639 (OP)
I have a fucking question

Is it true that if you eat spicy food when you later shit it burns?? Because that doesn’t happen to me so even when I eat habanero posion so I’m not sure if people are memeing or it’s just a saying, like oh it’s so hot it’ll come out hot

What’s the truth

>>715501667
You are aware you can taste multiple things at once right, with different flavors springing up you eat? Food isn't supposed to be a singular mass of flavors, as they'll all bleed together and end up not tasting like really anything.

>>715502114
I ate a whole bag of flamin hot cheetos once and the next day I went to take a shit and my ass was burning for a couple of hours.

>>715501005
Alpha wanted both dogs

>>715501667
You let the chicken simmer in the sauce and it absorbs some of the flavour and sauce even if the chicken is cooked.

>>715502012
>always just ate canned deenz on crackers
Is it really worth taking the time to fry up your deenz? I wanna try it sometime.

>>715502114
The skin cells that make up your asshole are the same as those on your lips, so apply that logic. Personally my lips burn when I eat really spicy shit and likewise my asshole feels the wrath later. Probably genetics or some shit.

>>715501123
So you can't add sauce on chicken because it won't absorb it? But why wouldn't it absorb it if she adds it while it's cooking?
And why would it "need" to absorb it in the first place?

>>715501271
God black people are so soulful it’s unreal

>>715501505
I thought it was a cruller at first but this is how I feel after watching that webm.

>>715501123
>season meat before you cook it
Uh....but that's correct?

>>715502121
Might as well keep the sauce separate then.
>>715502208
>let the chicken simmer in the sauce
Figures. I'll keep that in mind.

>>715500639 (OP)
Metal Gear Solid
>European Extreme

>>715501719
That video just proves you wrong. Figures you are the type that considers water as flavorless.

>>715500878
>bongs take over india because they want spices
>their food still tastes like shite

>>715501506
It was during COVID

>>715500836
>Like the butter chicken they here in Aus has zero spice because nobody wants it.
Why are you lying? You can get a spicy butter chicken here if you want. There's also all the asian restaurants here that do spicy dishes, there's a ramen place nearby that has a GOD KING OF FIRE SPICE LEVEL 100 challenge and the photos of people who do it are 50/50 asians and whites

>>715501090
No it's not, you just gotta stop being such a bitch niga. Start slow with your Mike's Red Hot and Chalula brands, more ketchup than pepper. Use as a replacement for ketchup and after a year, you'll be used to it.

>>715501667
>It's just going to taste like chicken with sauce
So what does it taste like when you cook it with the sauce? Chicken with sauce. You're putting the two things in your mouth at the same time either way.

>>715502394
>India
>Shit
It must be a day ending in Y

What's your go to lazy food to make?
Mine is making some rice or a package of noodles, add an egg to it and then lastly add a can of mackerel with tomato sauce in it.

I need some tips on fast and cheap to make lazy foods that also taste well.

>>715500639 (OP)
banned for posting twittershit

My favorite part of the whole "white people don't season dey food/can't handle spicy foods" discourse is that you guys always default into talking about niggers and their propensity to overseason their garbage food with garbage seasoning powders and mystery HFCS based liquids, like those webms of niggers cooking seafood in vats of fruit punch and 50 bottles of seasoning.

But there are other cultures in this world who also think wipipo don't season their foods properly, and can't handle even a modicum of spice in their foods without freaking out and suing you. I can say with total, abject certainty that 99% of the anons ITT would die in a firey blaze if they were to eat pic related: Sichuan style beef in hot sauce. It might come as a surprise to you, but there are literally 0 Asians walking this earth who'd think pic related is overly spiced/too spicy. We can tell from first glance that it's not actually to spicy, because we know that Sichuan chili peppers are actually pretty mild, and the hot oil used in cooking this dish is mainly for color, not spice. Pic related would be a perfectly spiced dish for Asians, while a dish like this would permanently destroy a white person's mouth and mind and send them to a mental institution.

Trust me, wipipo, it's not just niggers who think you guys can't eat spicy food: it's all non whites. But don't worry, you guys have your own special racial bonuses, like +5 resistance to frost.

>>715502394
Because English kings were smart enough to realize eating excessive amounts of spices can and will make you smell like shit, Rakesh.

>>715502557
Stewed pork neck. Put it on low heat for five hours and it'll melt in your mouth.

>>715501564
You're slowly wearing down your pain receptors when eating stuff with capsaicin (most peppers and the like), so handling higher spice just means you've numbed your receptor for pain in your mouth/tounge.

>europeans invent high cuisine
>some black ghetto trash subhumans make a bunch of video spouting their uninformed nonsense opinion while washing meat with soap
>brownskins around the world immediately jump on it and believe they are finally justified in eat soupa de macaco and cow shit
clowns of humanity

>>715502557
Lazy fuck chili. 2lbs of meat, 2 packets of pre-mixed seasoning, couple cans of diced tomatoes, one can each of dark and light kidney beans just to make it look a little nice. Top with shredded cheese and crackers. Almost zero effort and eat on it for a week.

>>715502484
Might as well pour ketchup on boiled chicken instead. In the end it will just taste like boiled chicken with ketchup.

>>715500639 (OP)
>>715500878
>>715501090
This is literally all browns cling to.
No works of art.
No scientific breakthroughs.
No marvels of engineering.
No grand expeditions into the unknown.
No feats of strength.
No glorious conquests.

Just the sensation of burning on the tongue.

>>715501271
Looks kinda good but I'm skeptical about the first 2 things, looks like sunny D and off brand Sprite, very questionable

>>715502114
my asshole is a lot less sensitive to spice than my mouth, anything less than habanero I don't really taste with my asshole

>>715502394
>bongs take over india because they want spices
For what?

>>715501090
>>715500878
>>715500639 (OP)
Why does this make white people so mad?

>>715502703
Yeah but my point is it would taste the same if you cooked it in the sauce too, the flavours are combining in your mouth

>>715502557
Salami sandwich.
If it has to be cooked to count, plain pasta.

>>715502820
Might as well not cook it together.

>>715502394
have you ever seen and tasted indian food? it's all just shit-colored slop mixed with an overabundance of 20 different spices. absolutely disgusting cuisine.

>>715500639 (OP)
As someone that routinely eats spicy food all the time it really blows my mind how many people are such huge faggots about it.

>>715501090
Goku cheese

>>715501271

I can feel my blood pressure going up

>>715502557
Canned chicken on rice. I always have a few cans home so it's always on hand. Either use mayo and mix it like a tuna salad, or pan fry it with onions/garlic. Sometimes I may even make a quick curry sauce for it.

>>715502557
canned clam chowder and crackers, has to be the right brand though

>>715501271
I was on board until they used a laundry basket as a strainer.

>>715502112
he didn't know how good he had it

>>715502703
What are you suggesting, cooking raw chicken in the sauce first? You're not going to get a sear and thus no Maillard reaction and thus lose out on all those flavor profiles, and you're going to get the boiled chicken you're describing. You know they don't cook parmesean chicken in the marinara sauce directly, right?

>>715502798
why dont black people season their stairs?

>watch American food shows like Diners, Drive-Ins and Dives and Man vs Food
>Every place they go to have fresh ingredients, have an awesome unique shtick, prepare their food days in advanced and just overall super awesome
>these places are always outside the big cities
>whenever you see people talk about food in America it's about the most boring fast food places or crap like generic pizza in the big cities
I never understood this, is food in America as awesome as it is portrayed in these shows and the only reason nobody talks about food like this is because most are living in cities that have objectively worse food?

>>715502157
>>715502251
>>715502748
Okay, so it’s probably genetics or something. Because I’ve also eaten an entire bag of cheetohs or I get like ghost pepper shit and I’ve never once in my life had burning shits


HOWEVER
I’m a big pussy when it comes to hot foods so to me, hot Cheetos are spicy and I need like milk.
So it balances out

>>715502798
Because whites conquered the world for spice, use it (except the bongs), and some nigger whose people contributed nothing but being farm equipment has the gaul to say "waipeepo dun season dey food nigguh" when the problem is that they can't taste anything.

>>715502557
Omelet

>>715502798
>>715503071
they just dont season de stairs

>>715503130
But white people barely do season their food, but it's nothing wrong with it.

>>715502798
Told that they are a master race but can't handle that inferior brown people can have.
>>715502929
It's just to farm ragebait from white supremacists

>>715502713
1st thing is probably Tampico or something, 2nd is pure lemon juice concentrate, not soda. I'm not entirely sure why they're using kool aid as the base liquid but the lemon juice makes sense.

>>715503180
Seasoning does not equal spices. Salt is a seasoning, pepper is a spice. Salt changes the chemical makeup of a food, pepper tingles your pain receptors.

>>715502775
It was shit like pepper and cinnamon, that was considered exotic spices to bongs at the time because all we had was bread and cheese or whatever

>>715502557
Sopa seca. Shredded onions, garlic, carrots and tomatoes stewed down and then mixed with a blended mixture of herbs, oil and a healthy amount of chicken stock. Once it's all meshed together thrown in a couple of portions of raw spaghetti and let it cook while mixing constantly. Done right you can get a whole 4/5 days worth of food in about an hour.
For protein I usually portion out a whole chicken and sear that before removing it and adding in the veg but you could have it just as it is if you wanted to be extra lazy.

>>715500936
Thought this was some AI disgusting shit, but realized it's real. Putrid and evil creatures

>>715503179
did he died?

>>715503180
I'm white and I guarantee I eat spicier food than you do, Ranjeet.

>>715503130
You seem upset

>>715503325
No they healed him by dancing around him and shaking dead branches in his face

>>715503074
Cities are inhabited by metrosexuals and niggers to whom a good burger is pearls before swine. You're right that outside some regional foods all the good non-hipster spots are out in the suburbs.

>>715501112
>indie game made by studio funded with millions of dollars of trust fund money, created by former ubishit employees with a nearly triple digit number of employees and contributers that helped make the game
I'm so fucking sick of people calling clair obscure """indie""" just because ubishit didn't have their official stamp on it. it wasnt made ins some dickheads basement with a small team, it was a massive project by a lot of people that took tons of cash and years to make. it's only "indie" in the sense that the studio is technically new.

popeye's spicy chicken sandwich is my limit desu

>>715502901
the boutique food they sell out here is fine. like masala or tandoori or butter chicken or whatever. i'll never willingly eat real indian food.

>>715501687
badass. cooking like a SIR!

>>715503407
I can go hotter, but much hotter starts detracting from the experience for me.

All of the spiciest foods in the world are made by White Men and all of the records for consuming spicy foods are held by White Men

>>715500639 (OP)
Every series that gets popular.
Except from who just makes their games harder.

Most of the "indian" food round here is pakistanis. Genetically probably the same but even worse because muslims

>>715501687
>actual culinary chad
>is afraid of basic spices
Oh but you can reduce aromatics, holy shit, we got a badass here folks

white people invented french cooking, which is objectively the best cooking

>>715501667
Shitty thai and Indian food places do this. Pre boil chicken. Then throw it in a dish after it's ordered. The chicken has zero flavor. Just tastes like boiled chicken. Hate that shit.

>>715501719
Everyone who eats disgusting, chicago-style food, easily prove you wrong.

>>715501687
you must be 12

Whitoids coping about consuming nothing but high fructose corn syrup concentrates will never be not funny

>>715500936
PUT
THAT HOT DOG
DOWN
...you think I'm fucking with you?

>>715503512
Besides a souffle and the snail/frog leg memes, I can’t name a single French dish

>>715503559
But thats a mutt thing.

>>715503559
>the group with lower obesity rates than hispanics and blacks eats too much hfcs
yeah okay. look up obesity rates in mexico and pretty much any island nation if you really want a laugh

>>715503601
that's desperately sad

>>715502901
Ahhh is that vegetables, meat, and SPICES? Ewww, where are the pleasantly-shaped macaroni and nuggets?

Do muttoids even know that herbal spices are a thing?

Hienz is too spicy for me 2bh

>company makes mild food for fussy children
>brownoids: AYYYYYY YOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>715503074
4chan is filled with seething eurotrash and 3rd worlders, that's all

>>715503601
there's so much french food people eat you don't realize that it's even french. FFS what language do you think "omelette" is anon? Vietnamese?

>>715503645
NAme one indian dish that couldn't be visually confused for a loose bowel movement

>>715503603
the only Europeans that can't handle spice are anglos and they are honorary mutts

White women are the worst cooks, you can't refute this.

>>715503706
>France invented eggs
Shut your goofy ass up.

>>715503706
Aren't those Japanese though?

>>715503706
French food is the worst, it's just style over substance.

>>715500639 (OP)
>EXTRA MILD FOR WHITE PEOPLE is real.
I want off this wild ride.
I don't want to live in the meme world reality anymore...

>>715503746
I was going to refute you but you’re absolutely right

>>715503074
>is food in America as awesome as it is portrayed in these shows
It's better. We have all of the best cuisine from around the world. The one and only benefit of having one million shitskins per year invade us.

I know another french dish, that one where they eat a small bird whole with a towel over their head

>>715502798
Lol because they are the most insecure people on this planet asians are a close second

>>715503745
the only people consuming hfcs are mutts and not white

>>715503530
>tastes like boiled chicken
That's what I had in mind. It's just lazy or cheap.

>>715502114
I recently was diagnosed with ulcerative colitis, and a side effect of non-formed, early shits is that even banana peppers fucking murder you on the exit path ~5 hours later. It's killing me, because I formerly loved eating very spicy food and had a pretty high tolerance to it. But now I have to worry about feeling like I'm giving birth to Satan later. I wish my meds would kick in already.

>>715501505
People who eat like this should be denied medical services.

>>715503879
This!

You never see black people chimp out for no reason at all or base their entire personality about being "totally not gay" to compensate for something.

>>715503769
what's going on with black women

>>715501090
the edits are the best part like him giving him poison or a kiss

>>715501687
And your opinion? It wasn't on the menu.

>>715501505
Fuck I've been chopping onions wrong all this time!

>>715503919
>>715503530
>it's bad that the chicken taste like chicken
huh? why even order chicken if you don't like how chicken taste like?
Just reminds me of those grilling videos where they add like 1kg of salt and seasoning on a piece of meat and DRENCH it in oil. At that point you don't even taste the meat anymore.

>>715500639 (OP)
Street Fighter

>>715503948
>You never see black people chimp out for no reason at all
Holy fucking kek

>>715502557
>Cheese & Ham sandwich
>Grilled cheese
>Hamburger with 2 sausages
>Salad made with tomato, onion lemon juice, salt & cilantro
>Just straight eat cheese or ham slices
I'm kind of a lazy fuck

>makes shitskins literally piss and shit themselves in your path
too milky for you?

>>715503956
it's they culture unironically

>>715503074
It's a lot easier to talk about chains on the Internet because it's something everyone can have an opinion about. It's a lot easier to get into a debate on whether McDonalds or Taco Bell is better than it is John's Burger Shack or Pablo's Mexican Food.

>>715504016
I rather just order the chicken. You can eat the salt and oil.

>>715503392
keep coping you brown retard. it's winning goty and there's nothing you can do about it. it will consistently be ranked atop best if the 2020s lists and there's nothing you can do about it. it will still be discussed 20 years from now and there's nothing your faggot ass can do about it.

>>715500639 (OP)
Even the most spice avoiding white bread people I know wouldn't say that about their mild JFC...

>>715504043
Jokes on you.
That shit is like crack, gives me violent shits but it's too good to stop.

>>715504016
No, i ordered an indian dish that needs to cook like 8 hours in a pot. Not canned sauce thrown on boiled chicken 30 seconds before it's served. 3rd worlders like you are the reason places like that stay in business

>>715500836
Unless they had a different formula, salt and pepper is more spicy than old El Paso mild...

>>715502557
I’ve eaten so many microwaveable salisbury steaks/meatloaf this year it’s unreal

>>715504084
Why would you ever eat at one of the big chains tho when you have all those awesome places?

>>715501719
this is a great way to get even more microplastics in ya

>>715504130
>No, i ordered an indian dish
you're brave. I'm a big fan of food of all ethnicities but I refuse to even try jeet food

>>715502114
I once went nuts with the vindaloo curry seasoning and wound up shitting lava. my asshole burn so bad I had to wipe with nivea lotion.

I am thankfull for the experience. now I always finish a wipe with some lotion. for most of my life I had always found blood on the tp when all the brown was gone. thought I had hemorrhoids, a fissure, or ass cancer. turns out the cheap scott tp I been using was drying out my asshole. havent seen a drop of blood in the five years of using lotion

>>715501719
as if i needed a reason to hate brown people more lol

>>715500878
This is about the UK, though.

>>715503068
Not him but my mom marinates most of our chicken when she cooks it and it is divine. Cooking the chicken separately and then pouring sauce on the end results in a completely different taste profile that I personally find mediocre.

And before you seethe, this isn't a white vs black thing either. Plenty of recipes in white restaurants call for prep and marinade.

>>715502798
When chittering subhumans ruin your society then have the audacity to shit on your food and make fun of you for not liking overspiced slop you have the right to respond

>>715503071
why does my body react to this like it's happening to me

>>715504198
First is convenience. A lot of chains have drive-thrus or deliver, and are all over the place, so they're good if you just want something quick and aren't too picky.
Secondly, sometimes you just want cheap slop. Sure I could go down to the local diner and get a really nice cheeseburger, but sometimes you just get a craving for a Big Mac.

it's just funny to me is all that white invented a literal power word from DND in real life
and all non whites have on whites is No spices

>>715502557
slow cooked anything
>pork shoulder? 8-10 hours. put it on while i sleep, wake up to meals for two weeks. or start it when i wake up and have it ready for dinner
>chicken? like 12 thighs for 6-8 hours. lasts about a week
>chuck roast for 12 hours. how long it lasts depends on the size
>all just take whatever spices and herbs i feel like using that i have at the moment
>usually with a side of white rice, baked bell peppers, baked potato slices, or bell sprouts. sometimes a combination if i have more than 1 available. or i'll make retard burritos if i have tortillas and cheese and feel like using a frying pan

>>715504249
It’s all going to be curry soon anyways

>>715500639 (OP)
My mother would literally water down bbq sauce.
One has to wonder how we're even related sometimes.
I'm like the only one in my family that likes spicy shit, and I don't mean spicy for a white guy.

>>715503714
Samosas.
>inb4 not Indian

>>715500639 (OP)
I have never seen this in Australia

>>715504345
Mirror neurons / empathy. Congrats you are human.

>>715502798
>eat food
>live rent free in every other race's head

>>715504290
It's called brining and everyone does it. I have no idea why /v/ acts like this is a nigger thing.

>>715503714
Dosa

>>715502557
Tuna, rice, and a scoop of mayo. Set and forget.

>>715504379
based slow cooker enjoyer. pressure cooker is also kino

>>715504419
neither, I find it weird how much shit about australia online is just made up

>>715504249
I had a deep-fried candy bar before. It's odd and definitely not good for you... I wouldn't do it other than at a fair grounds or other special event. But it really doesn't deserve to be alongside those other things.

>>715504407
>Samosas.
one of the most foul-tasting dishes I ever had. look like shit from the inside too.

>>715502394
contrary to the memes indian food isn't spicy, 99% of the time it's ass loaded with spices and aromas

>>715501883
You sound like someone who enjoys Dragon in the Flame of Desire.

>>715502114
It has to make up a good portion of what you eat, not just a thimble of spicy sauce. I get it when I eat shitloads of jalapeno poppers

>>715504393
the sheer difference in spice tolerance between people is crazy. my grandparents think black pepper is spicy and I've had them say restaurant chicken is way too spicy before
meanwhile my kid enjoyed spicy food at a year and a half old, and now really loves spicy food at 2.5. if my grandparents tasted some of the shit my kid eats they would lose their shit
how does this even happen? we are all 100% white too

>>715504553
man I havent had pressure cooker beef stew in like a decade. I gotta get on that shit. 1 hour cooktime, 6 hour slow roast results

>>715504625
>Hating on samosas

>>715500890
covid really fucked the world beyond repair didn't it

>>715504669
People ate some heinous shit during the cold war

>>715504669
my mother makes no sense to me. if I put as much black pepper on a roast or in a soup as she puts on her over easy eggs she complains its too picky

>>715504625
was it the spice or the vegetables that made it inedible for you?

>>715501719
I like how you spin this as they're doing it just for le heckin spice when they are doing it for them spic electrolytes

>>715504669
Spice tolerance isn't genetic. It's a trained thing. One of my cousins fed his son spicy peppers since the kid was 2 years old and I kid you not the kid was literally crying and watering his eyes out I thought it was child abuse and told him to cut it the fuck out. But he never stopped and now his kid can eat chili peppers raw just fine at 6 years old.

Personally I never used to eat spicy foods so even something like siracha sauce fucked me up. But a few years ago my friend became a foodie and I went to eat out a lot with her and made an effort to go outside my comfort zone to the point I can now handle heat to a decent degree (with some milk). Before I was literally in tears eating spicy jerk chicken lol

>>715504686
absolutely and without irony. dogshit food. I'm sick and tired of retards pretending that third worlder slop is something to behold. it's fucking disgusting.

>>715501719
>water for hydration
>load it full of salt to make you thirstier
These vatos must piss deep orange fanta regularly.

>>715504873
>my friend became a foodie
>her

>>715504841
it was the unholy combination of carbohydrates and fat that held this disgusting pigfood together and made my stomach churn

>>715504934
Somebody doesn't know our body needs salts for hydration.

>>715500639 (OP)
I'm white and I love spicy food but I've stopped making it part of my personality or viewing it as a source of pride. Especially now that I am older (31) spicy food tastes great but can give me annoying amounts of acid reflux. So now I pick my battles. Before I'd get everything as spicy as it comes (like 5/5) now 4/5 or 3/5 are more my speed just to avoid my chest hurting for a few hours even if I take tums.

>>715504881
Honestly you sound like a fag, and this is coming from someone who hates literally every other Indian dish.

>>715504934
Salt is good if you need to stay hydrated tho, if you just drink a bunch of water and have no salt intake you will just piss it out.

>>715504686
Samosa deez nuts in your mouth, bitch nigga xD

>>715505017
honestly I don't give a fuck as long as you stay far away from me with your revolting slop

>>715504990
You get acid reflux because you’re fat, not because you’re “old”

>>715505027
I don't get it :/

>>715505093
I only weigh 160 pounds, anon. In fact, I used to be fat when I was in my early 20s and had no issues with it.

>>715504625
You are a tasteless bitch.

>>715505106
Chicken jockey

>>715502798
>why do racial insults about x race make x race mad
truly a mystery

I have a cats tongue, spicy food and hot are hard for me to consume.
That's why I always add milk if I drink coffee, because it cools it down and gives it a much more pleasing color, otherwise the coffee always seem to go from "smoking hot boiling" that's impossible to drink to cold in an instant.

>>715504934
Dumbass has never worked or exercised outdoors

>>715505137
fuck off back to india, you disgusting mongrel

>>715505089
>I don't give a fuck
>posted multiple times

>>715505089
>Seethe out of nowhere

>>715505171
lmao every unboxing thread with a brown hand has people spamming "nigger" and whitey can't even handle "you can't eat spice lol". It's called banter, lighten up.

>>715504043
>>715504118
Part Native American here, sometimes it makes me shit, but it's still so good.

>>715505206
I am white and live in the US. You are a taste bud baby who cries when your hot dog isn't cut thin enough for your mac n cheese

>>715505250
>out of nowhere

>>715500639 (OP)
every series ever made eventually turns into this

>>715505120
I’m 32, 190 at 6’1”, and eat spicy food daily and I never get acid reflux. Maybe you just have shit genes and have a haital hernia.

>>715504986
>>715505020
>>715505197
Wait is this the reason I just piss like crazy if I drink a lot of water? Should I salt it a bit or something if I don't want to piss all the time?

>>715501179
Tags:
>excessive_popcorn
>popcorn_cannon
>popcorn_pool

>>715505250
>suddenly

Here's my pasketti recipe
olive oil in the pan
get it noice and hot
add eye-talian sausage out of casings. crumble and brown on medium heat.
once it's browned add some diced garlic and red pepper flakes to the oil and cook for about 1m30s
add a can of crushed tomatoes. fill the can up with water and pour that water in as well to slow the cooking process. salt that bitch and add some oregano and thyme if you feel like it. bring it to a simmer and then turn down the heat you're gonna cook it for a while.
After a while you taste it and add salt if you need. If it's too bitter don't worry you're gonna add some MILK or BUTTER to it. Start with a little. You can use sugar too if you're desperate.
Next add some fresh basil to the sauce.
Boil your pasta in salted water. Don't drain it. Instead, get the tongs and tong the pasta directly into the sauce so some of the pasta water comes with it. Mix it well so every noodle is coated. If someone bitches about wanting more sauce tell them to go fuck themselves.

>>715501090
it's called being a pussy

>>715505229
>>715505250
>seething because your disgusting pigfood is not appreciated
you can call me whatever you want, I don't give a fuck what you think about me, I'm just here to clarify that your food is disgusting subhuman slop.
>>715505331
>I am white and live in the US.
you are a mutt, not white, and I have never tasted your chemical-ridden american food to this day. sit down, bub.

>>715505390
do you really not know what overhydration is
this is your chance to tell me i got baited and am a retard and say thanks for the (you)

Black folks are so cool /v/ros…

>>715505470
>I don't give a fuck
>But I've spent literally half the thread seething over people liking foods I don't

Why can't black people handle spice?

>white people can't stand spicy food
>Yet white guys are the ones who make and buy those hipster high scoville rating hot sauce bottles with goofy names like "RED ALERT VOLCANO SHITS 911" and "FIREARRHEA"

>>715505484
If you search for it you get people saying different shit, so it's not that easy to know.

>>715505390
Probably a gold idea to yeah you might be lacking salt which can make you feel thirsty all the time.

>>715505020
Yes that's the plan.

>>715505372
I mean it just happens nigga. It probably is genetic.

>>715505182
Chicken washers

>>715503074
Lots of places featured on those shows shut down afterwards.

>>715500878
>>715501090
No, how heavily you spiced your food is the indicator of terrible quality ingredients that people cope by covering the shitty or rotten ingredients with heavy amount of spices or capsaicin to drown out the bad taste.
Typically those that made it a habit of eating those kind of food both have underdeveloped palate and ruined tastebuds

>>715505535
White people make that their ENTIRE personality, it's so unusual that white people can handle spicy food that it's seem like something special and unique when they can do it.

>>715505470
For somebody who doesn't give a fuck you sure are posting a lot.

>>715503071
>>715503179

>>715505524
>can't read
>keeps replying in hopes that it changes anything

>>715501271
so do black people and mexicans have extremely high blood pressure compared to white people from all of the soda and salt? they seem to need to season everything with 8000% of the daily recommended sodium intake. or are their bodies just able to handle it?

>>715501719
It's cheapo spic Gatorade. Some electrolyte blend

>>715505516
remember to follow your chicken washing guidelines

>>715501506
white people don't have flavors, they just make things creamier because that's the only flavor/texture they know how to eat.

oh your french fries are too plain? better add some mayo

oh your lettuce tastes too much like lettuce? better add some ranch dressing.

oh your beef patty needs some flavor? add some cheese

oh you want dessert? here have some ice cream

there's a whole world of flavors and whitey only just makes things creamier just like their women get when they see some 5'6'' korean boy band jerk each other off in unison

>>715505390
Salt = hydration. Look into any endurance sport and replenishing salts is a critical part of performance and not fucking yourself up

>>715505596
>covering the shitty or rotten ingredients with heavy amount of spices or capsaicin to drown out the bad taste.
So why did Britain conquer the entire world for spices? Are white people food rotten?

here's my restaurant style mexican rice recipe. this is one of my favorite foods.
>cup of rice, washed
>a bit of neutral oil
>half tsp salt, 1 tsp chicken bouillon powder (the kind with the rooster on the bottle), 1 tsp garlic powder, 1 tsp onion powder, 1-1.5 tsp cumin, about a third of a cup of tomato sauce or tomato-based hot sauce
>brown the rice in the oil on a stovetop
>add the rice and everything to a rice cooker. stir well. cook on the white setting.
>or use the chicken bouillon to make chicken broth, add everything to the pan, bring it to a simmer, put a lid on it, and don't touch it for 15 mins
>enjoy rice

>>715505642
yes. mexicans and blacks have some of the highest rates of cardiovascular disease in the world.

>>715505632
You sure are replying a lot.

>>715500639 (OP)
The one good thing about these people is that it's funny to freak them out when they watch you put cayenne on everything.

>>715505702
DO NOT DO THIS

>>715500878
>blows out palate with excessive seasoning and can no longer detect subtle flavor
That's a shame anon

>>715505732
because it's fun

>>715505596
cope

>>715500639 (OP)
Doom The Dark Ages

>>715505743
do it

>>715505702
>faggot is trying to get you to make garlic gas

>>715505737
I used to snort cayenne powder when I had a stuffed nose...

>>715505680
that's only if you're sweating a lot that you need your electrolytes replenished.

average 4chin user mostly sweats cause they're trying to hold in a fart around a cute girl on the bus

>>715505767
You sound pretty mad, but you do you.

>>715505702
Or just eat potatoes like a white man would, instead of consooming the culture of brownoids gremlins you fucking embarrassment

this deleted yt channel called meme archives use to have this video of a guy who tried a ghost pepper and he was like "This is the hottest pepper in the world? Guys, apparently I must have an extreme tollerence for heat. This is nothing. I dont.." and then he starts sweating and coughing and it cuts to him lying in the ER with an IV drip saying " Guys, this was a mistake. "

anyone know where you can find this today? that channel had so much great shit I cant seem to find anymore.

>>715505642
>or are their bodies just able to handle it?
No, they die earlier

>>715505702
oh yeah obviously you want to add water to the fill line in your rice cooker.
>>715505819
potatoes are a new world food and are thus a brownoid food meowever

kek

why does this topic cause /v/irgins to chimpout every single time?

>>715502702
sounds good, might start doing this

>>715505596
I see you don't need any salt.
You're salty enough to produce daily

>>715505737
>don't like super hot stuff
>love putting cayenne on lots of things though
Checks out.

>>715505814
of course I'm mad. I want all brownskins gone from the internet. I want their disgusting culture of eating literal shit to vanish from the earth. it's not hard to understand if you aren't a subhuman.

>>715501719
I do this when I go cycling and im white. Tajin isn't slop it's good for drinks and fruit and stuff it's just salt and dehydrated lime and mild pepper

>>715505873
White fragility

>>715505916
N

>>715501719

i have some tajin sitting around, gonna try this

>>715505868
It became a white food during the age of colonialism, when white people were conquering brownoids and their resources, that makes potatoes based. Rice on the other hand has never been embraced by white people except for white men who have colonized Asian and Hispanic women

Why are americans like this?

>>715500878
>cant taste food
These fucks would eat ground insects because all their flavor is their spicemixes

>>715505642
they were bred by the english and spanish to expire after their best crop picking years are behind them. grim, but true

>>715502632
I have resistance to frost and I love spicy food
Checkmate

>>715505974
it's not americans, it's blacks, central/south american and jeets, the unholy trinity of of diarrhea

Honestly 99% of people can't fucking cook and I will not eat food they make.

>>715506062
Jeets and latinos use fresh spices, it's just (black) americans

>>715500639 (OP)
>>715500878
*triggers every brown person in NA*

>>715501719
>Video literally outside sedentary and people who never worked a day in their life
4chan is just getting worse by the second

>>715502703
>Might as well pour ketchup on boiled chicken
That actually sounds tasty to me

>>715506090
I eat every damn thing. food is fuel, not a fucking hobby

>>715500878
Black people over season their food with things that have a ton of sodium and then think it’s racist that they have high blood pressure compared to whites. Legit seen a black lady seasoning her hotdogs before cooking them. Like what?

>>715506138
mustard would be better. ketchup is more a steak and prime rib thing

>>715502798
>says retarded thing
>called a retard
>y-you're just mad! see I really won!
this cope is ancient, pick a new one

>>715500878
They can't taste anything because they all smoke cigarettes, blunts and crack

t. had a black roommate one time

>>715506101
How does she wipe

>>715506228
>she

>>715505970
By this logic, every food that Americans have embraced is a white food since McDonald's diplomacy has established American hegemony throughout most of the world.

>>715505667
i have never heard of people eating fries with mayo, is that a thing?

>>715500878
When black people say "Y peepo dun season dey food" they literally mean white people don't use picrel. That's it, black people "seasoning" is fucking garlic salt.

>>715506101
Where do you get square chcikens

>>715506225
what'd you do and how long where you in for?

>>715506192
kek hot dogs are already fucking horrible for you. I guess they really just don't know this shit.

>>715506228
>suddenly

>>715506260
yes. in europe

>>715506195
>ketchup
>steak
>prime rib
someone grew up in a trailer. lol dollar store "steak" and "prime rib" with ketchup.

>>715503812
>having more options is bad
I love spicy food but sometimes I just want mild. Different flavor profile

>>715506125
>third world food
>fresh
my nigga, the "fresh" spices they use are just varies dried plants and nuts ground to a powder, sitting on open containers for weeks, and then they use them to "spice up" rotten meat and vegetables that rolled around in human and animal feces for days
the food in thirdie countries is so unsanitary, any civilized man will immediately suffer from severe diarrhea, or even worse, fucking parasites. south american clinics are so used to tourists getting intestinal parasites, they just hand you anti-parasitic medicine without any receipt.

holy fuck the timmy's on this board are genuinely angry about this meme lmao

>>715502394
So it tastes like India, then?

>>715504243
jeet curry with naan is delicious, you should try it

>>715506373
I sometimes wonder if nobody ever tells them to not do it because it drastically shortens their life spans

>>715506373
Some demons on tiktok just try to kill kids for views

>>715506260
belgians eat it with mayo. it's actually very common amongst europoors. no idea why adding an oily condiment like mayo on a greasy potato is a good idea but that's cause whitey only knows one thing and that's adding creaminess to food. no other flavors

>>715506485
after learning about """indian culture""", I can say without any doubt that I will stay far away from anything that was ever touched by an indian.

>>715506435
this is pure retardation

>>715506358
poor people like you who can only afford prime rib on christmas think this

people like me however need to do something to keep lobster and primerib thursday interesting

>>715506510
>dip burgers and chicken nuggets to mayos
>this is completely fine
>dip fries into mayo
>AYO HOLDUP WHAT DOING WHITIES
lol

>>715500639 (OP)
>>715500878
>>715500936
>>715501271

>>715506497
>he thinks niggers are even capable of comprehending the idea of future consequences for their actions

>>715506485
saaar you need to go back. jeet curry is the worst curry in the world. literally every country with a curry tastes better.

chinese, japanese, korean, thai, malaysian, indonesian probably, singapore, and whatever other countries have curry.

jeets primarily eat vegetables and cow dung so their palate reflects this and so does their food.

>>715501719
>beaners season their water
lol

>>715506572
sure thing baby bro

>>715506510
>belgians eat it with mayo
and germans. but those two countries' best dishes still beat the food of most countries, especially the entirety of america, africa and most of asia.

>>715505667
nah we have all kinds of sauces/dressings you retarded brownoid

>>715506625
babies are for sunday dinner

>>715501667
>It's just going to taste like chicken with sauce since it won't absorb the flavor.
I mean, if he's going to be cooked again that suace is just going to dry it out. That's my honest problem with chicken and how folks (any race) cook it, they cook it until it dries out. If I can't bite into it and have some "juice" from the meat coming off it, you did it wrong.

>>715504249
faggots is actually really good as long as you are buying them from reputable butchers and they aren't actually made from pig balls and eyelids

>>715506510
You have never tasted good mayo before

>>715506406
Is there supposed to be something wrong with dried spices, beyond optics? Isn't that a major advantage of them historically, that they can be dried and virtually never spoil without any further preservative methods? Why do people keep spinning dried garlic as a bad thing?

>>715500836
Butter chicken isn't a spicy dish to begin with.

>>715505390
Yeah, your body will keep your blood at a certain salinity as it's needed for all that osmosis bullshit to work. If you drink a ton of water, your kidneys will send it all to your bladder to piss it out to avoid your salinity dropping too low. Salt is a large part of the reason your muscles work, btw

>>715506435
>>715501271
From anon:
>I literally grew up SURROUNDED by blacks. I've been to the cookouts, I've had their food. Niggers don't "season" anything, they do one of two things;

>fry it in butter, then DRENCH it in hot sauce

>They love doing this to low grade walmart mystery meat that you can get 10 pounds of for dirt cheap, if you use less and flavor it sensibly, this actually could make it taste good, but they don't have any restraint and end up completely drowning it in sauce most of the time
>they throw on pre blended seasoning salts, like Lawry's, then either pan fry it or grill it

>Now this isn't even necessarily bad, it's just lazy, but it's definitely nothing special. Also they almost always overcook their meat way too much, every time I've ever eaten a porkchop or steak cooked by a black person, it was like chewing on leather. But there it is, that's their big secret. Lawry's and Hot sauce. Oh also, they're OBSESSED with eating sugar and sweet stuff, look at any meme where they talk about making kool-aid, that stuff is actually true, they'll put in so much sugar the liquid gets all grainy cause it can't all be absorbed, they eat tons of sweets and down gallons of soda too, admittedly it got me addicted to soda myself considering how accessible it was when I was little. But they have it BAD. Never ask a black man what's In their pantry, of they make a decent amount of money you'll be stuck there all day as they list off the mountain of chips candies and cookies they've hoarded away. It's no wonder blacks get so obese.

>>715506750
>Is there supposed to be something wrong with dried spices, beyond optics?
no, it's just that saying spices are "fresh" is retarded.

>>715506527
>:10
mental illness

>>715506581
nigga you dip your burger and nuggets in mayo? do you just sit next to a jar of open mayo as you eat your burger? amerifat whitey self-own lol

when i go to McShits, i'm getting sweet and sour with my mcniggets. and if they don't have that, i might get the spicy gochujang sauce if they have that. and if they don't have that, maybe the hot mustard/bbq.

and while i dont mind some mayo based sauce on my burger sometimes, i actually think a butter emulsion w/ hot sauce tastes better if you're making it at home. see -> the emmy burger

>>715506715
https://youtu.be/1rR-wqxRjIg

>>715506750
It's full of microplastics

>>715506746
is there a mayo thats not made with oil?

>>715501505
>Meat donut.
I would, but then I'd need an ambulance after one of them.

>>715504249
>>715506824

>>715506832
a lot of it is irradiated too

>>715504986
there's already sodium inside water tho. you're better off mixing water with fruit juice.

>>715500639 (OP)
spice was historically used, especially in large quantities, to cover up the fact that your underlying food was rotting or completely fuckin dogshit
spicy is not inherently good, it does not "taste" of anything it dulls your tastebuds and to some degree numbs your mouth so you cannot taste as well, which makes it easier to eat the bad food. spices are to be used by people not eating rotting food sparingly for an appropriate taste effect as desired, the goal is never to simply "be spicy" that's just retard brown talk

>>715505682
britain conquered the entire world for money and because it was something to do, spices were a trade like any other, we didn't conquer the world because we were fed up eating nice beef or vegetables hello?

>>715506948
>there's already sodium within water

>>715505952

alright i tried it. the taste on its own isn't that bad, but the strong chili powder smell when you are trying to enjoy some cold water is extremely offputting

i'm convinced this is mostly just a joke since tajin has a reputation for being put on everything, and actually goes well with some types of fresh fruit

I hate spicy food, and for that, my family members call me whitey. I just love sweets.

If I eat one of those shitty high school spicy chicken sandwhiches I will start to sweat under my eyes and nose mucus will get a bit loose even though it isn't even remotely spicy.

Your can't prevent what your body will do when exposed to certain chemicals. I loved the K(orean)FC with gochujang sauce even though it was pretty spicy; still the same situation as the chicken sandwhich.

White people that complain about spiciness have been in the midwest all their lives and eat only cheese, butter and noodles. Simply uncultured swine.

>>715506818
your larp isn't working i fear

>>715501184
>french
>the best
i'll give you corsica, but they hate being french so much that they'd rather identify as italian lmao

>>715507020
>you need salt to hydrate
>but there aren't any salts inside water
so you're claiming drinking water dehydrates you?

I like spicy food, I prefer most of the savory dishes I eat to be spicy, but not everything needs to be a spice wankfest
like I'm not gonna order a nice steak or sushi or carbonara or something and demand it be spicy

>>715507010
>spice was historically used, especially in large quantities, to cover up the fact that your underlying food was rotting
Why do you retards keep repeating this bullshit myth? It doesn't even make sense. People weren't so impoverished and stupid in the past that they would have eaten rotten food. In fact spices (salt) can help preserve food, preventing rot, in the first place.
PEOPLE DID NOT REGULARLY EAT ROTTEN FOOD IN THE PAST. People in the past were not that different from you or me. They put spices on their food because they fucking taste good.

>>715500878
He can't taste bleach in the pasta because he didn't wash the spaghetti

>>715506891
No. You just never had good mayo in your life because you are american

>>715507145
It can yeah.

>>715507187
It tastes bad to them, whether because they've convinced themselves or otherwise, and they can't possibly understand someone else thinking something different.

>>715507010
>the brit fears the jeet
How about a nice chip butty to calm your nerves

>>715500878
Europeans, having IQ and being adults, have refined palates that can pick up nuanced flavours. The various swarthoids, being low IQ animals, require huge amounts of spice to even taste anything

why do niggers constantly say this when african cuisine is literally dirt

>>715507084
dat nigga sweet as a sugar plum

christ /v/ is full of pussified pseuds who think eating hot cheetos makes them subhuman live a little you prude fucks

>>715507235
in excessive amounts, but the same goes for salt

>>715507187
>PEOPLE DID NOT REGULARLY EAT ROTTEN FOOD IN THE PAST. People in the past were not that different from you or me. They put spices on their food because they fucking taste good.
I work in China and they use copious amount of spices to hide the fact that their meat are subpar and "aged". Anything under 10 RMB (around 1 USD) are like that, covered under a blanket of cumin powder and red oil.

>>715507309
Good job buddy, you're figuring it out.

>>715507020
Ok then you go start guzzling chemically pure water and report back how well it goes for you
In the real world yeah your water will have some sodium in it

>>715507316
Chinese use copious amount of spices anyway. People use spices. It has nothing to do with the quality of the meat, and low quality =/= rotten meat.

>>715507362
>when I said water I actually didn't mean it

>>715501505
would

>>715507306
I love hot cheetos but I don't live on it. especially as an adult.

>>715507187
It's weird that all the spicy cuisines are in the hottest climates

>>715507376
ok but it's too much salt

Americans unironically believe the only way to add flavour to food is to shake colourful containers of powder ontop of it

>>715507439
I don't know why that's weird. A lot of hot and flavorful spices grow in those climates. It's more expected than weird. It would be weird if Thai food originated in rainy Britannia.

>>715507408
That's how conversations work, anything that can be easily inferred doesn't need to made explicit
The topic is drinking water

>>715500878
fr, white people don't even wash they chicken

>>715501090
I've been used to eating spicy stuff for years. Best to do is start mild with less spicy stuff and when you get used to it, try something a little hotter and keep going when you get more used to it. I can eat a habanero pepper and that doesn't even burn my mouth.

>>715501505
You'd need to drink a gallon of water to process the sodium in one of those.

I don't get why people are so obsessed with spicy food. Why would I want my food to burn my tongue when I eat it? I don't understand why it's such a point of pride for people or why they act as if it's the only way food tastes good. Every time I've tried any it just ranges from okay but I don't want too much to a genuinely unpleasant experience. And I understand, different tastes and all, but nobody ever really says how good it tastes, it's always jerking themselves off because they can handle hot food and going on about how spicy it is like some weird pride thing.

>>715507376
no they don't
cantonese cuisine rarely uses spices because they live near the coast, coast cities are richer and they have more ways to import their food so cantonese cuisine are always low on spices to highlight the actual taste of the food themselves.
meanwhile sichhuan cuisine (spicy as hell) is an inland/poorfag culture thing, their cuisine are ladden with spices exactly because of the fact they were poor as hell in the past and they deliberately had to use high amounts of spices to cover the taste of rotting food.

>>715507553
Spicy food is the Souls/Elden Ring of the culinary world

>>715507553
Putting aside any point of pride, reasonably spicy food carries direct health benefits

I enjoy both spicy and non spicy foods

>>715500878
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=en-FM4mKkXg

>>715507362
It's called distilled water dumbass, and aside from having zero taste it's completely fine to drink. And regular water does not have sodium in it, as that'd be a huge fucking issue for anyone with sodium restrictions

>>715507569
People do not and have never routinely eaten rotten food on a cultural level. Rotten food is literally toxic to human physiology. You've been fed a diet of propaganda, and also lack critical thinking skills.

And yet they spit out liquorice

>>715500878
>Nigger is graciously invited to attend someone's special day
>Loads up a big plate of food just to mock it and shame them

>>715504098
>it will consistently be ranked atop best if the 2020s lists
LOL I cant think of a more useless accolade

So if I want to drink a lot to hydrate myself, should I just put a bit of salt in the drink?
Even if it's water or sugar free soda?

>2 hours 26 minutes
>436 replies
That means 4 replies every minute

>>715500936
a pack of wild dogs could share a plate of food with more grace.

>>715507760
Sugar free soda likely has a lil sodium in it. You need to ask how active you are and how much dietary salt you're consuming. This is the reason sports drinks have sodium btw.

>>715501090
>>715500639 (OP)
This just gives credence to the fact Anglos hate flavor, spice and anything savory.

>>715507728
Distilled water is not chemically pure water, it's closer to it than tap water is

Reminder.

Yes, right now it's impossible, which is in fact why darkies cope.

>>715507760
You really only need to do that if you are sweating a ton, like being out in the heat or exercising. Otherwise the salt you get from food is enough. Do be aware that there is an upper limit to how much water your kidneys can process too, water poisoning is a real thing

>>715507553
Eating spicy food gets you a little high.

>>715507730
I am not saying they are all rotten though
you yourself said above, salt and spices are used to PRESERVE the food and that's correct.
why would they NEED to preserve the food though?
because they are POOR and they can't just import it from elsewhere, or they are living in a region where they can't get fresh produce (living near mountains, thin lands, not near rivers/seas) meaning they are highly likely to had been poorfags to develop a culture of preserving food in this way.

>>715501090
why is the mexican represented by goku with a big claw scar?
I can't tell if it's cringe or extends itself so much it pushes over into kino.

>>715501123
the chicken was seared for flavor and CLEARLY still raw in the middle so the sauce was added later to cook the center in it.
dumb nig wants to boil the chicken in sauce from start to finish.
I hate them so much.

>>715507723
yt pipo dont season dey jokes

>>715501505
>Heart Attack
>Diebetes
Damn Anglos sure know how to cook lol.

>>715507025
Thanks for trying, saves me the effort from doing that.

>>715507816
It really doesn't, the only people that asked for this and ever bought it were bitchy middle aged mothers for their children and 10 times out of 10 their children hated it

>>715507920
>food preservation is for the poor
My, the shit you niggers say!

>>715507553
>chad has the hottest gf, is the star athlete, and has rich parents
>uhh uhhh im better than him because he sucks at video games
>whites are better than nonwhites in every way
>uhh uhhh im better than them because they dont use as many spices as me

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/OMfFzl7TrWw?feature=share
Cotton Candy Burrito, YUM YUM DIEBETES AND CAVITIES!

>>715505642
mexicans are apparently fatter than americans per capita now and nogs are really known for blood pressure issues. some say its genetic but clearly its just their retard brains that make them eat the worst food possible all the time.

>>715507887
I've been saying this shit for years. Once the genetic editing genie is out of the bottle, there is only going to be "edited" white and "natural" white.

>>715500639 (OP)
>>715500878

>>715507029
I would tell them to fuck off.

>>715501112
Even Rockin' Kats?

>>715507887
lol if technology really has advanced to that state why would I want to be a meatbag instead of a 10ft tall robot?

>>715507946
is that from the video where the shitty demilled and then remilled soviet rpg-7 exploded on high speed camera and nearly killed the youtuber?

>>715507992
>uhh uhhh im better than him because he sucks at video games
...This is true though...

>>715507553
>Burn my tongue
Why would I want Sour Skittles and pucker up my mouth when I eat. I do not understand why it's such a pont of pride for people or why they act is if Sour food tastes good like Pickles. Every time I have tried I just pucker up and say this shit sucks.

>>715505642
>massive amounts of salt
>massive amounts of fats
>massive amounts of carbs
>massive amounts of sugar
it's really not complicated

>>715500639 (OP)
Why do white women always fuck dogs?

>>715508095
Autism

>>715508104
>carbs is... LE BAD

>>715504249
Okay but stargazy pie looks good

>>715507980
the difference is they preserve and consume the preseved food not because they are doing it in preparation for something natural like preparing ahead for winter but out of necessity for everyday life.

>>715508108
degeneracy
they get off on fucking things that are lower than them, such as animals and niggers

>>715508108
You don't watch dog porn.

>>715507753
Didn't knew Avvenire and Famiglia Cristiana had become pozzed. Usually they're very conservative-leaning.

>>715508050
>be beaner
>sometimes like to put a bit of cinnamon on my buttered toast
it's so over, I'm a fucking stereotype...

>>715500639 (OP)
you'll go crazy when you find out the shit white people have done to try to placate and develop blacks and their countries

>>715508108
Because we have close bonds with our animals.

>>715507946
>*mississippi queen riff playing in background*

>>715505974
Why would I want to take the time to use a knife to cut my food and have it fresh? I would rather have 140G of sodium and down it everyday and pretend it has any real flavor.

>>715508130
>carbs is... LE BAD
when you sit on your ass all day, like most niggers, yes

>>715508050
GOOD bread with just butter on it is divine.

>>715508108
Because it feels amazing. What's wrong with it? Sad you're getting passed up for dogs?

>>715500878
>wondering why I can't taste my food
>it's never my fault

>>715507536
mmm, yummy soap

>>715505596
This shit is pissing me off

>>715508268
It was a joke built on the claim that covid was stealing people's sense of taste, that's why it was a relief that he was simply at a white wedding

*triggers non-whites*

>>715508324
>watches video meant to inspire rage
>"wtf why am I angry?"

>>715508108
White women are the coomer version of men
They're huge sluts but not easy, that why pajeets and changs cannot get them

>>715508108
>he doesn't know

>>715508108
https://privatebin.io/?e43ef3243c11b82a#4bP2ULt8LFsyFDif8krwFfE3BpCfj6ZeuBBXLM2bDbx8
a femanon in /wfag/ shared her thoughts recently

>>715500878
I spent some time at a vocational school and it is simply that smokers can not taste anything unless it is ruined with strong spices
It was ridiculous how many of the people training to be cooks there were also smokers

>>715505283
it's not banter when we do it, it's horrible evil racism that gets us fired and deplatformed and scorned, so it's not banter when you do it either
rein in the hypersensitive race baiting faggots in your community if you want a society that permits banter

>>715508108
White women and asians. Spics too. Everybody but blacks, really. Probably because dogs don't require training to tolerate non-blacks' presence.

I'm ESL so explain this to me, when people say "spicy" why does it seem they refer to both seasoning (>>715500878) in some cases but also hotness (>>715501090) in others?
Aren't these two very different concepts to English people?

>>715507946
>blow up skeleton with rocket
>he actually dodged to the right at the last instant
H... HE'S FAST!!

>>715505667
I never had mayo on french fries but I'm going to try it now

>>715504613
Deep fried mars bar is pretty damn good. Deep fried snickers are an abomination.

>>715508531
same word, different meanings that sometimes overlap
english can be a bit retarded sometimes

So whats actually the best british food

>>715505667
>seething over cream because of his racially acquired lactose intolerance
kek, not our fault you can't eat dairy

>>715501112
>fatlus
>AAA

>>715508530
Only on this site can you see people spinning a proclivity for bestiality as a racial bonus

>>715508470
anon you can't really be seething this hard over this
think you need to chill out and have a gluten free mayo sandwich

>What I eat
based
>What you eat
cringe

I feel like the 'white people can't handle spice' is a euro thing, most of my white friends like spicy food and the biggest spicey-fiend I ever knew was this scrawny white guy I knew in high school

>>715505283
That's not banter. We genuinely want all niggers to die.

>>715506891
every mayo is made with oil but it can be made with any oil.
thats why store bought and industrial mayo is mostly shit. they use the worst type and quality.

>>715508643
>thats why all mayo is shit.
ftfy

>>715506195
What are you talking about, tomato and chicken is a great combination

lmao this thread hasn't been deleted yet janny are you ok?

anyway I don't get this "I want to taste the ingredients not the spices" cope. if you put nutmeg in a cream sauce are you covering up the taste of the ingredients with the spice? is the paprika in goulash an ingredient or is it a spice? a whole jalapeno is surely an ingredient, but when does it become a spice? when you smoke it to turn it into a chipotle? when you grind it up into a powder?

>>715507553
insecure people things

>>715501505
I never get americans, they insist on puting 50 blends of secret spice in their food then ultimately negate all flavour by dipping in in a msg heavy mix of ketchup and fat

>>715506358
ketchup goes with everything though

>>715508746
It's just cope
90% of this thread is cope
10% is laughing it off

>>715508786
can't believe you put ketchup on chocolate ice cream you sick fuck

>>715508746
some shit chefs (niggers mostly) actually do put so much of a single flavor that you cant taste anything else

>>715506463
see >>715506207

>>715500639 (OP)
kill yourself off topic posting faggot

>>715508746
How much nutmeg are you adding? I can already tell you add enough to ruin the sauce.

poors will never understand that expensive veggies they will never be able to affords have flavour of their own, rivaling the sweetest fruits at time. You dollar carrots and potatoes are pig food

>>715508618
Not really a bonus, I've seen negresses do it and no doubt more would if dogs didn't tend to naturally hate them

dont all of europe except italy basically eat the same shit anyway?

I feel genuine pity for anyone who can't enjoy simple roast pork.

>>715506562
you could always try indian food made by a non-indian

>>715508872
this
pot roast easily beats 99% of dishes

>>715503209
I'm more of a black inferiorist myself.

>>715508828
when black people say whites can't jump or dance or play basketball the response is just "lol ok" or "shut up nigger." when black people say whites can't cook they go on 3 hour long tirades about rotten food and poor people and "actually my friends are all white and we all eat ghost peppers." clearly it strikes a nerve.

>>715508890
I could also cop a non-crime hate incident charge for asking about such a thing

>>715508695
subhuman

>>715506617
>saar
ironically, saag curry is great though

>>715508856
the secret they don't want you to know is that catholic europe has great food. protestant europe is where all of the memes about white people eating boiled garbage comes from.

>>715500639 (OP)
I ate at a ramenten and asked for the spiciest ramen and the waitress tried to persuade me against it. You could tell they've had prior experience of tourists ordering it then not eating it. I emptied the bowl but to be fair, I did struggle a bit.

>>715507728
that depends on what you mean by regular water. stuff that is sold as drinking water, like in a bottle, does have sodium or similar salt compounds in it. what do you think makes the difference in taste?

if the water is from a "natural" source like a spring, they don't have to disclose what's actually in it other than "spring water", but it's a combination of things, chiefly salts, which they will even advertise as "natural electrolytes". these are all trace amounts, because it's still just fucking water that's been filtered to remove excess amounts of other stuff.

if the water is from a plant using pre-treated tap water, then they have to list the ingredients that they add into it to create the flavor profile. which will usually be sodium or potassium. it'll say it right on the ingredient list. even if there is sodium it's not a huge fucking issue for restricted diets because it's not a fucking chicken broth, it's just enough salt to change the taste and texture of the water to be more palatable, and you're still getting a lot more water relative to sodium so it still leaches sodium from your body even though it came with some.

>>715507728
aside from having zero taste it's completely fine to drink.
Doesn't it actually suck minerals, electrolytes etc out of you? I read that somewhere

>>715509049
saag paneer is the fucking best thing india ever made

>boring, bland food meant to give you energy and keep you warm
>conquer the world and land on the moon
>spicy, hot, interesting food meant to make you sweat
>peaked 2000-8000 years ago, done nothing since then, got conquered, lazy, violent and poor
hmmm...

which world class cuisine even heavily uses seasoning and spices? Japanese cuisine doesnt, french cuisine doesnt

>>715507553
Browns try and make it a point of pride because they never built the wheel

>>715509350
Sichuan has become fairly well regarded globally

>>715508624
I'm not, I'm pointing out you're hypersensitive faggots who think it's "banter" when you're dishing it out but start wailing and stabbing people when you receive it
We aren't the thin skinned ones here

>>715508813
I haven't but I want to try it now

>>715509452
Oy vey, whitey is gonna shoot up the school if we don't stop

>>715509452
just take the L lil bro, you scaring the hoes now

>>715508976
There's an element of truth in whites being worse on average at basketball and the like, the food stuff is so backwards and retarded it demands a response

>>715509452
yooooooo lil cus steamin lol, its aight bro just think about your cousin and chill

>>715508993
Are you from the UK? I sympathize
Well you can make it yourself from recipes, but I don't blame you for not wanting to go to the effort

>>715509264
It really is, fellow anon of excellent taste

>>715509702
started making it myself. easy recipe in an instantpot or a traditional pot. shame paneer's so expensive but my god, I'm eating healthier than ever. whatever indian thought this shit up should be king indian.

>>715508150
preservation is the practice of not letting things rot, your argument is that they are spicy to hide the taste of rot, when fresh foods that don't undergo preservation are much more likely to take on rot.

various island nations in SEA and the caribbean are also known for very spicy food, how does that correlate with your inland spiciness theory? they are also equatorial countries that never needed to prepare for winter because they're warm all year and have access to fresh food all the time.

holy hell you're retarded. modern cantonese food is garbage btw, most of it is western slop that was sinicized by hong kongers and nothing like what actual cantonese (from before the british invasion) ate.

>>715509509
>>715509545
>>715509609
I'll accept criticism or mockery from you when you learn to write like humans
Until then it's a wasted effort I'm afraid, I just can't take you seriously

>>715509793
>lil bro said, crying into his bowl of plain chicken tendies and white bread