What would you do if future sexbots looked like this?

Not buy it.

Of course voting with your wallet doesn't work

Like if the government mandated that sexbots had to look like this 80% of retards would just keep buying it anyway instead of killing their politicians

Another retarded thing is age of consent on sex dolls right now irl 2025, they literally made sex dolls that look young illegal

We're far past tyranny, if I could press a button that blew up every single government and LE building and killed every US prosecutor, judge, legislator, and cop, I would absolutely do it. Russia/China/Iran is a libertarian paradise compared to the west even if solely because of incompetence to enforce victimless crimes.

I'd plap, of course.
That scratches exactly my autistic attraction.

>>715502180
>Not buy it
Holy, what a shit taste.

Have sex with them?
Modern sex toys look like that anyway.

>>715502180
you put a lot of thought into a post for a thread about fucking the little guy from astrobot
>>715501686 (OP)
i'd fuck it

>>715501686 (OP)
You know shit is bad when the most attractive character Sony has released in the past decade is a fucking robot

>>715503403
Put a literal twist on it.
haha jk spinners aren't nearly as cool as I was hoping. I used the "silky" egg and went to twist it to reposition it and it was so intense it made my thigh flex and lift my leg up. When they released the spinner I got three of them because I was so exited and.. meh. Flips are still the best.

But Tenga toys do look like robot vaginas.

>>715501686 (OP)
Was this game just fotm? It was memed pretty hard for about a month but I don't see shit about it now.

>>715501686 (OP)
i'd plap my aigis bot

>>715503973
>Aigis
Unfathomably based taste. Same.

the age of sexy robot gaming is just around the corner

>>715503651
is the silky easy to clean? how much are they?

>>715501686 (OP)
Thank God that they're actually sexy.

>>715501686 (OP)
do you get a bingo?

>>715504106
screenface (feat. gigantic robot ass) sexo

Astrobot did not deserve to win GOTY. It was an okay but forgettable 3D platformer. Winning a reward for being special because you're "so unspecial that your normalness makes you special" is the dumbest conceivable concept

>>715504158
>Does this to ur starlow

>>715501686 (OP)
Not gonna lie bros… I would

>>715501686 (OP)
not fat and/or feminine enough

>>715504175
Just one.

>>715504287
>not feminine
I would certainly hope so, since he’s a guy

>>715504401
Yes, and?

>>715504392
>no biofuel conversion

>>715504392
Oh damn forgot to circle emotionless.

>>715504175
>zedrin’s robotfucker bingo
Who is zedrin and why does he want to fuck robots

I WILL get my robot wife before I die, god damn it!

>>715501686 (OP)
I'd seriously consider buying one, provided it can do more than just have a hole for me to fuck. I've been single for the vast majority of my life. If it can cook, clean, help around the house, AND I can have sex with it? Color me sold!

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>>715504652
Can't have shit around niggers.

>>715501686 (OP)
this.

>>715501686 (OP)
can I overclock them?

This is what your future kitchen will be like.

>>715504158
Silky was one of the eggs, the next picture. And yeah. Then them inside out and give it a little warm water and mild soap. The eggs are meant to be disposable but you can get a few good uses out of it. Maybe a dozen but itll degrade before then. Maybe 5 good uses? This is all assuming you dont hammer away too crazy with it and you're not huge. Those eggs are super stretchy and you can easily get it around your head if you wanted. Like the one where your brain is. But they can be delicate so if you're bigger then normal maybe you wont get as many miles out of it. Worth a shot if you want to try them out.
Also buy the eggs from a verified source. There are a lot of Chinese knockoffs and they legit suck. Just spend the couple extra bucks. If you like them its totally worth it.

>>715504265
id stil fuck that dorito
>>715504220
preach

>>715504106
>>715504220
>>715505165

>>715505156
>hammer away too crazy with it
What, you mean if I'm masturbating with it or something?

>>715505241
i was missing this one. thx

>>715504823
This dude is unfunny as fuck

>>715505290
You're masturbating wrong not click bait 100% real (still works 2025)

All joking aside, you are masturbating wrong. For realsies. If you hammer away like a teenager in the bathroom at prom you suck at masturbating. Sure, the finish is the best part but the lead up is great too. Slow down, take your time, actually enjoy it. If you just hammer away to the finish then you can buy the cheapest onahole you can find and it's not any different than an expensive one. If you actually go slow so you have some feeling in your dick then expensive toys can be worth their weight in gold. No need for a girlfriend anymore, your tenga is better.

>>715505094
If I wanted someone to nag me about dinner, I'd get a fucking wife.

bros...

>>715505241
i'd let that ass turbo blast me if y'knowwhatimean