Thread 715504429

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Stream: https://www.twitch.tv/ausspeedruns
Schedule: https://ausspeedruns.com/ASM2025/schedule

Previous thread: >>715486237

crikey!

Mig!

slow mig

what the fuck is that noise

>>715504705
what noise? go get your tinnitus treated.

Will threads pick up in pace later in the day?

Are these two a couple or something?

>>715504868
they are now

>>715504856
Hopefully not.

$10,000 HOOOOOIP

I'm not gonna make it to Sonic, im gettin too old...
Appreciate Gamma's story and music for me bros.

>>715504856
I want them to die down more!!

>>715504856
thread will not survive the night

>>715504936
That's like at least $1000 US Dollars right?

>>715504429 (OP)
>Australian speedrun
The image shouldve been upside down you idiot.

>>715505187
˙uʍop ǝpisdn uǝǝq ǝʌ,plnoɥs ʇsod ɹnoY

upjohn is over with me brother

Good morning lads, finally time to watch. Anything good in the first few hours?

Migged

>>715504429 (OP)
Thanks Anon. Gonna watch this now.

>>715505310
not really but it's comfy so far

>>715505310
The Spyro run was neat

>>715505275
what in tarnation?

>>715505361
>>715505361
This is now a Neelix thread.

>>715504429 (OP)
Still no YouTube link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rYKjuJdJexM

Migged but at what cost?
I lost my fishin hat....

nigga no
the dog is fucking dead

>HoD run projected to end in under 5 minutes or less
only tolerable amount of time for experiencing that garbage. very considerate of the runner!

thread is not going to survive this stretch
see you all at fatales in september or agdq in january

forgive me for being dumb and making a new thread. i just woke up & searched aus in the catalog but didn't see anything lmao. You forgot the yt link again. why was the llast thread so fast anyways?

>>715505908
sgdq was so bad if this is a sign of things to come, i might not even tune in

>>715505908
>fatales
Yeah nah

>>715505928
Everyone going to bed. Threads faster with burgers and NEETs aren't interesting in speedrunning. Just shitposting and drama mongering. So if they have nothing to get angry about, they have no reason to be here.

>>715505908
>He's not gonna watch dogwater
Cringe.
Rage seems like it might be an interesting watch just because I've never seen it ran. SP is just skipped over jokes 90% of the run and the only good part of the game is the jokes so yeah that will suck. Idk about nemo.
Yoshi will be watchable though.

Oh fuck off...

AAAARRRRGGHH

migu

Jesus Fucking Christ.

Australia, you feeling alright?

Oi an aus tranny whatcha reckon her mappatassy look loike

This is on par with GDQ lmao, see you anons at Dogwater instead.

What the fuck Australia

may day may day I have migged into enemy territory

This shit is no different to GDQ

Australia has fallen.

Fucking troons. Leave ya fucking wankers!

>tranny
>immediately talking about maxim being a tranny
Impeccable. Truly a run that belongs in SGDQ

>>715506219
The only assault is on the eyes, but you can just look at the game instead.
There's no donations, so it's safe side listening.

>cheating
fucking grim

Fuck, I was struggling with browser shit. What have I missed with the castlevania run? What's with this guest play?Also, why does this guy have all these movement abilities? Is this some kind of NG+ run?

Holy shit this cringe kino was fucking amazing.
What an amazing one two punch.
First troon, and then watching troon mald about how a rando couldn't do the inputs and the rando actually being upset.

migged

I've seen a webm of this in 60 seconds.

'Member when Australia was full of ex-convicts and tough frontiersman?

At least it was over quick.

OH NO

God I hope the sonic runners aren't all faggots

Where does Australia

This sounds more like GDQ music lol

¿ı ʇ,upıp 'ouıʞǝbuıɹɔ ɯnıɯǝɹd ǝɯos pǝssıɯ ı

Man, I forgot how ugly Maxim's sprite looks

>>715506303
Most of the Castlevania Metroidvanias have an optional mode where you play as a side character that has a bunch of powerful abilities. It's basically an action mode because there's no exploration to receive new ones and no item/equipment drops and stuff like that.
I find it really boring.

>Immediate "Actually, [character] is transgender"
>"Heh, look how easy it is even this random person can do it" [They can't do it]
>Fucks up and loads a savestate
That was some intense fucking cringe in a mere ~2 minutes

alright that's the first one that was gdq-level obnoxious but i guess at least it was short. still, it doesn't bode well for the land of oz.

Why does this dude look like a school shooter.
He's gonna come back to shoot up ASM for looking like a fool infront of a crowd of 400 during that castlevania bit.

>Check the SADX relay run
>5/6 are runners she/her

u guys cry about genders and trannies, maybe speedrunning just isnt for u

>>715506398
Little known secret:
Australia actually doesn't

>>715506534
Say sike

>>715506582
>guys
respect our pronouns you fucking bigot CHUD

>>715506317
>invite a stranger from the audience to perform a trick
>they understandably mess up
>get pissy at them
charisma that rivals the average /v/tard

>>715506476
Oh, so this was the Julius mode (so to speak) of HoD? That's dumb.

>>715506531
kek

>>715506513
It does not, but my copium is strong.
If we get more sub in events from based people like rixer, it could save things. That bodokukai run got me huffin premium cope right now.

>>715506534
nooo

>>715506534
jesus let it end

>>715506582
>guys
i'm fae

>>715506638
I think what's worse is the troon kept using like... condescending terminology.
"Not like that hun" like they were fucking 5.

>>715506534
m-maybe they're all hot girl gamers
you don't k-know it's they/thems yet...

>>715506534
Tell me you're lying

>>715506534
is this what vidya looked like before america dropped the volumetric bomb on it?

>>715506582
>>715506618
Dialate, both of you!

Going out, should I get blueberry milkshake or strawberry milkshake?

It's unsettling for me to see what has become of my countrymen. After growing up around bantering bros where being called a faggot is the worst thing you could be, hanging out playing vidya and cheering when we see some titties - to this demasculation of long-haired feminine men who go "awww i wuv this kewtee" at a cartoon animal on screen...

Oh look. One speed running event ended and another started up right away. Once again ensuring the Speed running general is on /v/ 24/7 365.

>>715506794
>this mad we hate trannies

huh?

some advice: if you are trying to make ASM threads a thing, we're gonna need some OC.

>>715506582
this anon has a point. It's been infiltrated for so long, maybe I should finally give it up and do something else like weightlifting

>>715506641
The TAS for that one is so short I've seen a gif of it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=brSsTm_yz0U

>>715506759
Strawberry

>>715506534
I think this might already have more trannies than the last GDQ. Seriously, someone go count it. Australia is reaching critical mass.

this event needs a cute anime Australian mascot girl.

that'll really get /v/ loving it

>>715506865
join an active club

>>715503384
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6YC8fBnjoHM

DIOS MIO

AHAHAHAHAHA

GIRL?

left: pre-op
right: post-op

>SA1 up next
Fuck yeah
>Yuki_Layla
Why do I recognize that name...
>Look up the name
Annoying tranny

God damn it

My country continues to disappoint me

And to think I was looking forward to this run...

>>715506970
Oh damn, that's sick, thanks for the link

Yeah, fuck this. Not watching 2h of Sonic as played by trannies. I'm going to work instead.

>>715506794
>been on /v/ for the past week
>seen several threads constantly up that have generals on /vg/
What a nothing thing to bitch about knowing the state of this board.
You know these threads will die when the events stop.

>>715506946
Never trust a tanuki

>>715507023
it's a sonic speedrun, not sure what you expected

There is no hope
Only Werster runs seem clean

Alright, now's a good time to go to bed. Maybe I'll go pull up some old runs and hide away from our present reality.

>>715507043
>I'm going to work instead.

>they are all trans
I don't care I'm fine with trans folx but it's funny how speedrunning is an autism/transgender magnet....... but only in USA and AUS
why aren't there as many tranners in any of the EU events?

Not only the non passable manfaces that piss me off with these trannies, it is their fucking voices that also makes me a lot more pissed off too. Stop fucking talking in those voices unless they are asking for their vocal chords to get ripped out.

>Please let me know if audio/anyone needs tuning, there is a lot going on. :) Thanks all

I refuse to inform him, I want the game audio to drown out these people.

>I'm transitioning
it's the same event...

Joester's GDQ run was ok, guess I'll watch that again later tonight. Otherwise I'm now only here for Werster and Ricky

>>715507102
There are, you just don't notice because their nordic genes help them to pass easier

Which of the runners thus far have been troons, I have a lot of updating to do.

>Trannies yet again

Sigh.

This speedrunning being run by trannies shit is getting annoying

How can trannies even get the money and shit to attend these things?

>>715507102
There aren't any in Japanese RTA events either

>>715506534
i'd be surprised if even one of them was a biological woman

>>715506482
I had to go back to hear what they said
>So obviously if you've played this game casually you know about- in terms of achillean dialectics you know that Maxim is transgender
What the fuck are these people on about

>>715507102
AUS banned petite women in porn because they thought people who jerk off to petite women want to fuck children.
That's all I'm gonna say about the social/political policies of AUS.

damn homie is getting his shit SLURPED tonight

>>715507172
whats the correlation between trans people and speed running videogames?

>>715507143
there are a lot of transgirls in the UK and Sweden but they are under represented at speedrunning events from what I have noticed

>>715507189
I never watch it because I can't understand moon

When is Dogwater. Literally the only event where the fun never ends

>>715507172
>How can trannies even get the money and shit to attend these things?
same way they get the money to transition

>>715507190
Lacey stripes is a woman, but she's not here for this run.
I think she's also staff.

>>715507227
4 days or so

>>715507218
Shame because the RTA in Japan is the only speedrun event that legitimately feels like 2012/13 GDQs

>>715507214
>whats the correlation between trans people and speed running videogames?
autism

>Scoping out future runners to see if my hopes should be dashed or not
>Check FFX runner
>Previous run from him has this
Maybe that'll be comfy at least

>>715507190
first four are all men, i know that much

So aussies are pozzed too?xd

>460 viewers on twitch
how many are from this thread?

this is not that bad desu
they're actually talking about the game

>>715507207
lol what

>>715507296
>IT/IT

>>715507214
>under-socialized by family
>no irl social life among peers
>spends all free time in front of a tv or monitor
>low self-awareness
>makes do with what is presented to them (compare to creative types who will make their own fun or philosophical types who cannot be sold a pre-packaged identity)
>impressionable
>little or no experience/success with opposite sex
>poor self image
>obsessive
>emotionally stunted
>lives on discord

>"she/her" commentator
>check twitch account
>"huh, no Celeste"
>look up
>furry sona avatar

>>715507327
>only 460 viewers and theres a thread for this shit

yeah man gdq is over lets stop these threads

If you guys had the troondex, you wouldn't be surprised by this...

>google dunning-kruger
kek

Where's my nigga?

the same old tired tornado joke in Sonic Adventure

is this the fate of all speedrunners?
seems like it.

see you guys in 2 hours

>>715507534
i'll probably sound like a fucking sperg for saying this, but i've been put off by the way he's been enunciating the ends of some of his sentences recently. makes it hard to watch his newer stuff after watching his older vods

I can't take it anymore bros. I really fucking can't take it anymore. They don't even try. They make no god damn attempt to sound female. Their attempt to look female is so unbelievably atrocious.

>>715507359
I'm all of these except
>low self-awareness
>makes do with what is presented to them
>lives on discord
(not entirely sure about the 1st two but whatever)
Never felt the urge to become a women

this runner is kinda shit desu

you told me ASM would be alright and this is clearly not anons

>>715507689
Literally the reason tranny pornstars(the passable ones mind you) fucking hate those unpassable manfaced pieces of shit with a deathly passion since it disgraces them. They literally want them to be tossed into a wood chipper.

so whos the two he/him on the couch?

>>715507689
>adult male willingly showing himself lifting up 8lb weights
the fuck? a guy his age should be able to handle 15 pounders at least even if he never exercises

Dogwater better be more tolerable than this shit, I'm out

>>715507774
just 2 more runs

>>715507862
They lose a lot of muscle mass when they start taking estrogen and anti-androgens, and the people who troon out usually weren't in even mediocre physical shape to begin with.

just popped into this event and wow

"""they"""ve even infiltrated australia

>>715507862
>a guy his age
SHE/HER

>was considering dropping by ASM in person
>open stream
>change my mind

This isn't so bad. I think you guys became too infuriated after that terrible GDQ and finale. They just look like long haired guys having a good time relaying SA1.
Go watch that Deltarune run if you want to see how insufferable it can get. Worst thing about this is that one of them sounds like Succinct.

>>715507998
Boats and planes were mistake.

here comes the everyone leaves during tails plane section joke again

y'know, the one joke they just made 10 minutes ago

>>715508119
You think they'll do it two more times during Tails's story?

>Tranny and gachashitter
Of course

>>715508037
It's He/Him and enough with the pronoun bullshit!

>Sonic game
>attracts autists like flies to shit
Shocking. Absolutely shocking.

its all energy but no substace in this run

he's even fucking up

>>715507961
i figured that would happen after an extended period of taking HRT. the only thing i can physically see that guy losing is his hair, but i know absolutely nothing on how quickly muscle mass deteriorates after taking it. might just be quicker than i imagined

i love SA but there's not even any sound effects to listen to and i cant stand fake girl laughs

>>715508149
>Tails's story?
they changed it for some reason

That thing you like? Yeah, it's been co-opted by trannies now.

>>715508445
I'd be mad because I wanted all stories, but I also don't want more of these people

>>715508445
Estimate is still 2 hours so it's all stories

>>715507689
I've never seen a gay ogre

There is no effort on trying a female voice
What's the fucking point?

>>715508539
I LOVE killing myself

>>715508965
the trans was in you all along

>>715507817
True, you wouldn't want porn stars to be disgraced.

I know a lot of trannies from living in the city. Most at least try to pass but a lot just don't at all like these people on stream, but they are out and active in the real world local community and it's obvious they use their identity for social perks, lack of responsibility (victim complex), and access to women/women's spaces. Disgusting, but I can at least understand why they put on the act.
Why the FUCK do losers like this do it? They clearly aren't going out to the clubs or shit like that?

I'm enjoying this run

>>715508965
i like crash too

if you ignore that they are trannies, they're just some dudes having fun

>Tails declaring jihad on Station Square
kek

I didnt even know there were this many trannies in australia
they really are just americans with a different accent

the purple amulet on tails be like

Tails is best boy

Played this game an autistic amount as a kid and never knew Eggman tried to nuke Station Square

>>715509549
We certainly try at least. If Starbucks makes a comeback in this country it's over

WERSTER MENTIONED

These dudes all suck at the game I thought trans were supposed to be good at sonic games.

How was Castlevania?

Sonic games are so fucking bad why does anyone like them?

Kek those prizes are better than GDQ's

Amy is a walking pantyshot.

>>715510647
cringe run by tranny

>it's tranny after tranny
yeah, stream closed

>>715510925
next one is a he/him

Holy fuck someone tell this nigger to stop yelling into the mic.

What a slampig.

A real woman appears

Surprise woman

She cute

Just a bunch of lads 'aving fun.

Unlike the she/her runners, I'm gonna pass on this stream. See you guys for Dogwater.

Why is one of them so much louder than everyone else

Notice how annoying they/them get when a biological woman is anywhere near them?

layla is too loud and says um too much. any ausspeedrun staff reading this please take her/she outback and put her down

>>715511673
>outback

>Dunking on Flynn
This guy seems pretty based

>ian flynn dissing
Based

>>715510925
anglos are weird anon, did you see GDQ?

>>715511374
Funny

I kinda wish the whole run was just stylo

>australia aka penal colony
>everybody is a troon
hmm....

>>715512172
girls... who needs em?

Rate the run?
B for BBW Lacey!
Maybe...D without Lacey.

>>715512319
No

>>715512319
i'd say there's at least 4 Ds in that room alone

I love their stupid little news segments, can't wait for that soon.

why is this not in sydney?

adelaide is a backwater

Big Snonic

>>715512319
C

I'm back guys, sup, miggin etc. Nice to see you all again.

I slept through Deltarune kek

>>715512319
B
it was pretty alright
cough guy had some zingers

>>715512469
australian military counter offensive failed vs. the emu spring offensive, the roads are cut

>>715512319
C

>>715512319
A because it was so bad it made me get up and be productive

>>715512319
C
Run was ok and the runners only got a bit annoying, but nothing great.

>>715512469
If you think this is gay not it'd be so much worse if it was hosted in Sydney

>>715512383
https://files.catbox.moe/0dsoqw.mp4

The intermission songs are decent bangers. The announcer host does not interrupt the music very often. Can recommend checking this stream every now and then throughout the week.
Also...pigeon cosplay hype?

guys get back, kino is on the menu again

bird niggas

Holy shit a he/him

gaur

These splash screens are a very nice touch.

>Green Hill Zone again
Thanks Lizuka

i can never tell whether people run these literal who indie games for free WRs or because they genuinely just really like them
at least this looks fun

>>715512319
A for energy

>>715512847
WRs dont matter unless the category has like 50 submissions at least, and even then the amount of ppl who care about WRs vs. people who just wanna see how close they can get is a miniscule amount.

>>715512847
Usually I think it's a mixture of the following
>Runner having "main games" but branches out to try other stuff
>Genuinely likes the game
>Finds fun in competing against others, if there's at least couple to few active runners to run the game with
And then when a run is submitted to a marathon, it's up to the organizers to pick what games get on the schedule

At least you can tell from the game if its going to be tranny-run. Its existence itself is a warning so you know to skip
>Celeste
>Sonic
>Anything by Toby Fox

>>715512847
It gets boring to run just Mario all the time and indie devs are the only ones these days that still bother to make a variety of platformers

It looks pretty good honestly looks like Super Mario 64, perhaps too easy though

>OG spyro lost to the remake
No......

Cute speed game. Looks fun

What is bro wearing?

Am I retarded or did he say Hindley street wrong

>>715513112
I played Ripto's Rage recently but it was too easy. It gets boring to play because of lack of challenge. That's why I prefer the Crash series. Maybe spyros a good game for women and tr00ns I guess.

>>715513104
Looks far more like odyssey than 64

>>715512720
wow the guitar edit guy is getting really good

>>715513202
Spyro's easy to play normally but hard to play purely optimally, that's why speedrunners still grind it to this day

>>715494531
Opera is built on chromium but it's not Chrome. I use Firefox, Waterfox and Opera and Opera is unaffected.

i actually like this run / game

>>715513202
spyro3 is very easy casually but try to finish it the fastest possible and then it turns into a really hard one

>>715513432
It’s a solid run of a game with fast gameplay. Honestly, if your game doesn’t have fast basic movement, it shouldn’t even be speedrun. I’m looking at you, 3 plus hour jrpg runs.

>>715513559
Look man I'm hoping that FFX is comfy to make up for how shit the IX run at GDQ was

>this is 3D sonic if it was good
by god he's right
but robo blast 2 also exists

>Open stream
>indie game with fewer than 100 reviews
It's like AGDQ never left
At least this kind of looks like a game with speed tech

>>715513559
I've always agreed. I've always thought that sneedrunning menu-games or autoscrollers was redundant. The game should have advanced movement mechanics to even qualify for sneedrunning. But I can see how the hobby had to be made "inclusive" so we had to let every sort of game be sneedrun.

This level has no hot dogs

>>715513724
WHERE ARE MY HOT DOGS??

>>715513606
Based on how FFIX was last year, I think we're in for a good time.

>>715513817
Who ran it last year?

Rate the run?
I enjoyed. A run here.
This was A run.

>>715513896
A for very Aussie run

>>715513896
Stop

>>715513896
B- while the platforming looked great the level design was very formulaic (Get the 50 feathers bro I miss my plumage!) got old real quick. Also what's up with the main character design, it's just a generic pidgeon. Indie devs can do better

>>715513896
A

>>715512319
A

>>715513896
S. That was the kinda game I show up to speedruns to see. I have a new game I wanna play, I saw a fast-moving game that rewarded some proper skill and the couch were good energy. I need a pigeon suit like that

>>715513896
A
Nice game, chill run.

>>715513989
Fuck, I meant to reply to the Pigeon run, not the shitty Sonic run.

This is a pretty packed room for... an intermission and Monsters, Inc.?

>>715513896
A

>>715513946
Let the us have fun. Stop stopping!

>>715513860
It was a four player relay done by Chokocchi, Dactyly, Kenorah and syo. FFX is just being done by syo, he's a good lad.

>>715513559
JRPGs are the thinking man's speedrun and also the most autistic genre of game you can speedrun. Other than an RTS maybe.

>>715514057
It's about 6:30 so I guess these are the people that knocked off work

>>715513896
B for bretty good

>>715513896
B not too exciting, but still good

>>715513896
gdq was last week

>>715514251
your mom was fucked in his ass last week

>>715514083
If it's a complex optimization challenge with backup strategies for failed rolls, sure. But for every 2D pokemon game there's a 5 hour linear menu script game.

Now that's a pureblooded Australian

>>715513946
Sorry for the missclick. Meant to click >>715513958

kek with the wheel

>>715514362
I don't mind ratings but the threads will probably slow down and there's not much point rating when there's at most 10 people lurking. Better to just put a list together of the best ASM and Dogwater runs at the end

>>715514420
qrd? he was just crying cause the event was ending?

>>715514439
He cried because his run was a disaster and then started laughing really hard because he was crying at a speedrun event

>hair-cutting gremlin
jej

thats a big sheila

kek

>>715514251
They aren't going into a chart. It's just a general vibe check for the thread.

>>715514481
she looks very motherly

>day one already better than the best GDQ day in years
damn son

STATE-MANDATED BALDING

JUST

At least this non-speedrunning segment feels worth it

She's ready.

Mate just keep it buzzed, it's already mostly gone

My man's in need of a shave anyways.

she's doing this guy a favor

About a minute shave.

I dont know if I turned dumb but i find this bit a little funny

You have no idea how cathartic this is after a week straight of
>just shave it off man
harlines

>>715514421
Do both? Realtime ratings, and end of the marathon ratings?

She's dead

>wake up
>"enjoy the sleepover"

gaur

fuck me the event kinda looks comfy, just playing speedgames with some bros in dino jammies

>>715514772
reminds me of
>agdq / sgdq 2013
>pre-gym ESA
>that one west coast marathon that died
same scale, people just hanging out in the stream room, good vibes

>this game's known for being skill-based
this game is known?

>>715514904
I know it
Therefore it is known

>>715514989
And you are..?

>>715515080
I'm the dude

>tranny on screen
>"omg this event's just like gdq, see you during dogwater"
>no tranny on screen
>"omg this event's just like the good ole days, It's so comfy"
predictable

>>715515080
the infamous hacker known as 4chan

>>715515228
The trannies have been more bearable this event because their presence isn't accompanied by endless TRANS RIGHTS! donations. That said, I still left during Sonic.

>>715515228
At least the trannies here can have a laugh

Weird to think about, this is a game for children but not a single person currently alive under the age of 18 has ever played it

>>715515356
tbf sonic tranny was too loud but other than that it was ok

Zyzz mentioned

>>715515228
>the old days
You mean the 2013 GDQs? Both of those had one.
Newfag.

>>715515613
Zyzz is our Ronnie Coleman

I kind of miss when every popular movie, especially for kids, had a tie-in video game. Granted, most of them were shit, but I still miss them.

>>715515807
They moved on to getting their own Fortnite skins instead.

>>715515807
>the first few harry potter movie games had a unique version for every platform
>fucking gameboy and gba were rpgs
Unthinkable now.

>>715516021
Now it would be the same Unreal project with the only difference being which "Export to..." button the dev clicked.

Rate the run? Monsters Inc, Scream Team Any% No medal duplication by Bamford.
Comms 0: Saiyanz. Comms 1: jymmyboi. Host: Geolubread.

>>715516235
B

>>715516235
B - It was a decent run but nothing to write home about.

>>715516235
B

>>715516235
3 1/2 stars out of 5 1/2 stars

>>715516235
B, solid chill run

>that crowd cam autism
soul

holy fuck this is some AGGRESSIVE genesis bass

>>715515770

>>715516235
All the runs so far have been consistent B's. Chill, nothing mindblowing but solid

>>715516235
A run. A.

Smile anon~

audio

wow it sounds like I am in the room with them

we're approaching levels of shout outs that shouldn't be possible

Shout outs to the tech crew!

Will there be any good games run or is it all 00s nostalgiaslop?

thank you tech crew team

It’s sad I never played Banjo as a kid, I would’ve loved it. I even had the N64 but for some reason I never heard of this game

>>715516235
B, it made me chuckle. I forgot how charming movie tie-ins could be with their jank. But perhaps I'm only saying that now because I have far more money than when I did as a kid

>>715515807
It made every movie feel like more of an event, didn't it? We don't have cultural events anymore. But then again, imagine asking game devs to pretend to give a shit about the slop that Hollywood keeps churning out.

8bitbeast is cool. He made the Crash 1 & 3 100% TASs too bad a skip was found a day after he posted the Crash 1 one

eekum bokum

>>715516832
You could emulate it right now anon, there's no reason to not play it anymore.

>banjo says trans rights
FUCK OFF

>trans rights
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

banjo says trans rights btw

>BANJO SAYS TRANS RIGHTS
he would literally never say this btw

>oh it's a woman on comms
>well at least she's not going to spam cringe donation comments like in GD-
never mind

Ugh here comes the GDQ donations

>trans rights
aight I'm out

Does he?
Does he really say that?

>>715517104
No he says gu huh

>>715517137
guh-hACK

>>715517076
I find it’s not the same in your thirties. I played Yoshis story on the N64 a couple of years ago and just felt like a loser.

>>715517121
trans rights? what's that, a new type of trans fat?

>>715517179
Sounds like a (You) problem

>>715517132

You thought you were free. I wonder if people are just doing it to troll now.

>>715517179
Das right anon! Stop wasting time on video games and go grind!

banjo says vote trump

banjo says white power

>>715517329
banjo says kill niggers

this skip is ass

banjo says what the fuck is this skip

I can't be arsed I'm coming back for Joester later

Aussies? more like Bussies

Trans icon

>>715517520
maybe even Anussies

>>715517179
I get what you mean. There's a time and a place for all things, and you aren't the same person as you were as a kid. Boring books as a kid are fun now. Childlike adventure games like this are still charming, but not as mindblowing as they would have been.

It's still not too late, though. You don't have the same eyes, but quality shines through regardless of time and place

>>715517521
>Banjo_transparent.png
>Trans icon
heh...

>>715517521
Oh for fuck sake, kek

is Kalr Jobst doing a run?

>>715517259
>>715517309
I still play vidya. There’s just something about these types of games that feel like you should’ve experienced them as a kid and trying to do so as an adult doesn’t work

>Game is about Banjo and Kazooie
>Every new move is just making Kazooie do all the work

>>715517649
He couldn't afford the flight from Queensland to SA :(

>>715517521
Banjo has four fingers and is holding two of them up, representing the 42%

>>715517179
33 anon here. Man up, the only hard level in banjo kazooie is the last one, and it's not really that hard when you've completed the rest of the game. Just go play it. It's a fun game. (I think yoshi story is way harder)

>>715517723
banjo is a black guy

>>715517671
I mean I don't know what to tell you anon. The game hasn't changed, you did, so it's up to you to meet the game on it's terms.
I suppose I can't really relate since I pretty much exclusively play games made at least 10+ years ago, outside of the occasional indie game or when my friends drag me on the latest co-op slop.

Wicked witches rhyming is perfect villainy. I don't see it often enough anymore. In fact, Gruntie cutting back on the rhymes was Banjo-Tooie's worst part

this isn't a bad run but i really just want to watch joester's twinsanity run and go the fuck to bed

>dono reader reads out a cringe trans rights donation
>people stop donating

>>715517649
>>715517758
>>715518023
He's only done 2 ASM runs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qGZAbHEqqDA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F1aNTfL0oYg

>>715517179
>Yoshis story
found the problem

>>715518257
Should have briefed the readers to not read stuff like this, it's too divisive by now.

>>715518257
Yeah I was donating softball meme donos before, but after that the mood left the room.

can you read your own handwriting?

>>715518698
no. i also struggle reading cursive. i hold my pencil like i'm doing the itallian thing with my hand and i have circumcision scars on my penis that ache before a storm.

That "UMINAKA" voice line was based on one of the devs getting hit in the nuts and saying "OOH, ME KNACKERS!" btw

>>715518938
Maybe 8bit writes in cursive too. I refused to learn it in Grade 3 for some reason.
The only thing with my writing that every now in then, my teachers would mistaken my 9s for 4s similar to pic rel

>>715519363
I forgot to add that some 4s look like this so I kinda get it but those aren't MY 4s. for some reason I didn't think to change how I did it or ask if I should school was pretty bad for me

>>715518391
I doubt most of the speedrun community sees this. Wokescolds will keep pushing the issue thinking that you want all trans people to die unless you chant the issue and chant it every time

I had to miss half the run because of a politician at my door. Did anything happen or is he still on steady pace?

>>715519685
>because of a politician at my door
Eeew. Hope you scared it away or it’ll come back

Any hot fat/hairy chicks in this yet? I missed the entire thing.

>>715519685
Dunno, check his polls.

>>715519927
Kek

Don't dare to point out the obvious

GDQ mods are working overtime as usual

https://www.reddit.com/r/speedrun/s/Eu6Lu2P2Sk

At least he has more eggs than the GDQ runner

>>715520005
holy moly

this final boss fight reminds me of the one in spyro 3

Rate the run? Banjo-Kazooie Any% on Nintendo 64 by The8bitbeast.
Comms 0: StingySeagull. Host: Six31.

I'll work on ASM Spyro during Yoshi or Paper Mario

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vqrvJg7chcs&t=10000s
Sick music on stream.

>>715520260
B was pretty comfy minus that one dono

>>715520260
I was taking a shit while that dono was read so I'm rating it B+

>>715520260
A
bretty gud leagues above the GDQ run
host needs put in breeding barn

>>715520260
C

asm and dogwater have the best music between runs

>>715506350
Western Australia still going strong purely by virtue of being 2000km away from the taint.

>>715520260
A run. A.

>>715520260
A. Much better than the GDQ run. Some very hard glitches slowed him down, but he played it skilfully from start 'til stop. I'm starting to really appreciate this game as a speedrun

>>715520260
B

>>715520602
Don't think anyone in their right mind would breed this

>>715520884
kek if I hadn't heard her voice I'd think that's a low effort tranny

I'm getting healthy food for the next run. Any of ye want anything?

>>715520005
>No, and fuck off.
So they're admitting GDQ is woke and political?

>>715521112
Yes, but "it's okay because blah blah it's our space now".

>>715521097
mcchicken and some sour cola worms for me brother

You ready?

>Wake up
>Just in time for joestar twins
today is a good day, here's hoping it goes better than gdq

>>715521097
Stop by the bakery and get me a bunch of bacon and cheese rolls m8.

>>715521203
only if riko's there too

>24 backups
this game should be banned

>game is so unstable it needs 4 potential backups
What the fuck lmao

>don't worry about that... that's nothing
:)

I'm gettin deja vu

>If that annoys you... tough.
Kek. See, this is why nobody likes GDQ anymore, you can't tell the viewers to suck it up.

>i really should have gotten that checkpoint but i didn't so oh well
we call that foreshadowing

>>715521379
Twinsanity is as unfinished as it is funny.

>>715521379
If you're not outright trying to break it then it's stable enough, bugs are the least of the game's problems.

jesus christ

>>715521537
Doing the exact same category too

>>715521590
I think he said at GDQ that you probably won't see many bugs in a casual playthrough

>>715521637
There's some T-posing here and there and one section where you can clip through the floor

>>715521537
Same commentator as well.

>less than 8 minutes in
>already 2 potential softlocks
great run you have there

>>715521818
Oh thank you.

>clips through floor
>clips through floor again
Why would you subject yourself to this

kek this fucking game

>>715521818
You must be very new to speedrunning.

What a jank fucking game

>>715514251
They've conditioned themselves to need to do it, lol, fuckers are going to carry on even into Dogwater.

>>715522030
What exactly is your issue with rating runs?

>>715522101
They're not needed for the small events, you can use your words, it's not difficult.

>>715522263
You can both rate and use your words.

>>715522263
i rate this idea an S for Stupid

>dying while glitched crashes the game
>potential softlocks
Fuck this game seems hardcore to speedrun

>>715520884
good heavens

>managed to keep zombie for the whole segment and skipped the boss first try
Already doing better than GDQ guy

Is he melting into the couch?

>>715522327
Like poetry

>>715522396
Anon, you're suffering from a severe case of Twinsanity

What does the N stand for?

>>715521787
No wonder it felt like déjà vu, same runner, same category, same commentator-just missing the same exact crash at 12:17. Feels like we’re living in a time loop held together with duct tape and speedrunner optimism.

>>715522421
WTF, I thought that's a cushion.

>>715522421
Who? I only see one person and a two-coloured couch.

>>715522480
Not a Nice guy...

>Cortex goes UUWAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUGHHHHHHHHHHH every single time you throw him
That's not gonna get old

Is this the same guy who did the twinsanity run at SGDQ?
I swear he's saying the EXACT same lines from that run. Word for word.

>>715522530
It doesn't.

>>715522482
He's doing better than last time so good on him

>>715522530
Correct, it does not get old

>>715522540
Correct. Speedrunning live does involve a script.

>>715522721
T. rihex

If you guys ever get the chance, you should watch the WR. The route is completely different and it's by the same guy as the "Crash 2 is essential domestic violence" guy

>>715522540
Holy fucking shit. It’s literally scripted. You were right

Based Cortex looking at Bandicoot titties

>>715522751
>Crash 2 is essential domestic violence

Man S for nailing that on first try.

>>715522540
He's run the game hundreds of time, of course the way he explains the game is going to be similar each time.

choke

>>715520884
I would if it's a real female.

Crash 4 wants you to believe that Cortex destroying his pants on a railing isn't canon

>>715522749
I still can't tell if he thought that was a good idea or if it was an elaborate shitpost

>>715523202
>>715522749
Remind me of the context

Cortex is such a gooner, its crazy

>coco became a statue
Oh no...haha

What's the deal with this game? Everytime it gets mentioned, people make it sound like it's the best Crash game, even better than the classic trilogy, yet it's jankier than a Slovakian scaffolding.

this run is comfy

What does the "n" stand for?

>>715523192
The arrogance to just retcon a shitload of games and claim yours as the true sequel still baffles me. It even retcons CTR which is insane

>>715522853
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2_WqMMBBUMY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iQhaU4s9PtI
enjoy

>>715523218
first SMO run on GDQ had the couch which had Trihex leading it read off a script, everyone praised it and later on the script got leaked online, huge controversy unfolds

incredible choke

This dude sucks

>>715523347
jank = fun

>>715523218
When Mario Oddysey was new Trihex was on the couch for the speedrun of it at GDQ. Turns out the entire commentary (including jokes) was scripted. It was so fucking weird.

>>715523375
kek

>saves 5 seconds
kek

>>715523347
It's funny and when you play it normally it's not that janky

>>715523347
That's what makes it good. In terms of speedruns, if you value being able to break a game and exploit how it breaks, it's a goldmine

>he saved -2 minutes
crazy tech

>>715523347
its fun to see but its awful to play

>>715523440
>>715523371
So people were upset because the commentary was scripted? Man, wait til they hear about reality tv shows, pre-recorded sports games, and the news.

>>715523362
>It even retcons CTR which is insane
Even more absurd when you take into account Oxide's a character in Crash 4 too.

>>715523440
>>715523505
as a bonus, ever since, a handful of anons immediately jump to conclusions when anybody has run notes.

>>715523460
It's still janky when you play it normally, you probably will accidentally solve some of the puzzles the non-intended way just because you can.
It's unlikely you'll softlock or crash though

Omagawd my sides!!!!
Five second save if successful on first try!

>>715523371
wasn't the script leaked before the run happened? I think people suspected trihex leaked it on purpose or some shit
also the script was so bad that they wondered if it was on purpose

haha fart funneee :))
I'm going to bed, someone else needs to bake

>>715523595
>leaked
Even better, Trihex posted it himself prior to the run. Because of course he fucking did. I don't know what was going through his head, that boy ain't right.

>>715523619
I'll bake
good night

>>715523696
>>715523696
>>715523696

>>715523619
I won't bake, but good night anon

>>715518318
whos the any% sitting next to him?
for that matter, what rights do trans not have in australia?

>>715523751
she's page 7 old you sick fuck

>i pressed the button and nothing happened
Classic gamer cope

>>715523505
Everyone knows tv is fake but to have a fucking commentary for a speedrun be scripted at a live event is mental illness.

>>715523906
Tale as old as time.

>>715520005
hmm. X

>>715523979
wdym, ofcourse it's scripted. everything you hear live is scripted. You don't just go out there and make shit up out of your ass.

>>715524034
downvoote

>>715523368
>...and kill those animals!
>I'M GOING TO KILL ALL OF YOU
autismkino