Calories literally are not real

>>715504925 (OP)
*swallows down 5 donuts and washes them down with Dr. pepper*
Right on brother

That's not a game.

>>715504925 (OP)
things I know that for a fact are not real:
>time
>the economy
>political parties
>human rights
>religions

>>715505112
Literally me.
>Have some jimmy dean sandwiches in the microwave
Yep, it's gamer time.

>>715505112
>eating sweets while drinking a sweet soft drink
absolutely disgusting

>>715504925 (OP)
Calorie is a general term to describe a multitude of substances that turn into fat when ingested, such as carbohydrates and sugar. Yes, a calorie doesn’t really exist, but the chemicals in food that your body then stores are collectively measured as calories

>>715505493
>he likes to eat frozen foods
Show me a picture of your freezer!

things that are real: food, snacks, vidya, space, genocides that most people don't talk about, oil

things that are not real: gravity, nukes, the moon landing, the most talked about genocides, 90% of media reported wartime correspondence, most protests, every religion, politics, food flavorings, shale oil

They aren't real, which is why you're 500 pounds, right?

frogslop ban please

You fatsos won't live past 40 if you keep eating slop. Eat your veggies. Do some exercise.