anons I'm sick and feel awful
give me a game I can play in bed that is easy and will cheer me up please

>>715505029 (OP)
Expand your Horizons Gibbs

Just do Princess Peach erp. None of this gooner speak shit some legit writefag shit.

Drink your fluids sis

>>715505113
I'm literally just shitting out water
I feel fucking horrible

>>715505029 (OP)

are you this anon?
https://arch.b4k.dev/v/search/filename/1479700532076.png/

>>715505029 (OP)
don't shit your pants
and then go play Don't shit your pants

>>715505420
Yes, obviously!

Who else could he be?

>>715505113
I'm trying
It just keeps coming out as liquid shit and my stomach hurts so bad

>>715507101
drink your cum

>>715507101
Dude
drink more pedialyte and shiet.

>>715507529
I don't have any of that
I don't have gatorade either

>>715505029 (OP)
Paper Mario 64 or TTYD
Just do your best to keep hydrated at this point, even if you're just shitting it out. You're at least absorbing *some* of that water/pedialyte/whatever.

>>715507101
kino it's just like my kino

>>715507707
why would he write this

>>715507615
drink you're mom's booze
do it while she is knocked out

>>715508018
To remind the reader not to just drink water straight from nature lest you get giardia. Or it's a thinly veiled fetish. Maybe both?

>>715505029 (OP)
>>715505391

I don’t think now’s the time to be playing games, OP…

>>715505029 (OP)
play mario kart world with your internet "friends"
lmao

>>715507615
if you're drinking water you should sprinkle some sugar and just a pinch of salt in, so you don't get dehydrated as fuck.

>>715505029 (OP)
Legend of Dragoon via Severed Chains sourceport. Turn on automatic additions and enjoy the comfy

>>715505029 (OP)
I find Okami and its theme of restoration is really therapeutic when you don't feel well.

>>715510373
what about eating saltines?

>>715511416
I never finished okami

You need instant dopamine to feel better

Anything with gambling in it should help

>>715505029 (OP)
modded minecraft, terrafirmagreg is peak

>>715505029 (OP)
you need to eat more garlic, just do it and I promise you'll thank me

>>715507707
>Drink water
>Get sick almost immediately
>Drink tea
>Feel completely fine
When did we realize we should boil water before drinking?

>>715514556
shut up wario

I have a massive fucking hemorrhoid that's been fucking me up for days. I drink plenty of water, and am not constipated. Haven't had one of these in years. This thing is gargantuan, too. Like, Jesus.

>>715505029 (OP)
i can't play a single game in a bed anymore

everytime my brain says i Need to sleep, even if already slept/im not that tired

>>715505113
i think i'll drink this instead~

>>715513920
You should finish Okami.

>>715519053
it was really boring though

>>715505029 (OP)
Ninja Gaiden Black on Master Ninja

still feel like shit
how long does it take food poisoning to go away