>>715506520 (OP)you smoke, you choke
>>715506820What shitty fucking keyboard
>>715506520 (OP)I've been thinking about starting vaping recently
>>715506851You need to have at least a triple digit IQ to use it.
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>>715506820Do you use discord and frequently partake in discussions regarding gender by any chance
>>715506861Don't. It's bad for you.
>>715506983What about dry herb vapes?
>>715507157Correct drink. And correct snack
>>715506983this, donโt be a stupid cunt
>>715507104That's fine. It's the glycol and shit they use for the vape juices that's bad for you.
>>715507104Also bad for you but makes you stoned so I guess it is ok
>>715507475It's not the glycol, it's the artificial flavorings. If you vape flavorless you will be a boring asshole but fine.
>>715507443I'm a big fan of dried apricots as a snack but apples are nice if you slice them up for convenience.
>>715507552dried apricots give you diarrhea.
>>715507761Never had that problem!
>>715507839Probably haven't eaten enough. They contain a lot of sorbitol which will give you diarrhea if you eat enough.
>>715508004It's supposed to be a snack, not a meal. Chewing gum can give you diarrhea because of sorbitol but you don't see people calling it out for that.
>>715507004this actually sounds so good right about now with a redbull
>>715506520 (OP)Wish I had smokes. I quit, but they're so good
>>715508691If they're so good why did you quit
>>715507443Apples always make me feel way hungrier than I was before.
>>715506820Whats the knob for??
>>715509359Probably volume, all keyboards should have one
>>715506894Damn, this anon got the 110/100 IQ score.
LADS IT'S UP
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_XXPB3Q6ubw
>>715506820>man i really need a desk large enough to skin a bison on for my shitty toy size keyboard
>>715506894Not a problem, you get that free with watching rick & morty.
Since this is a gamer fuel thread
>>715507443For me, it's Granny Smith.
>>715508950Good.
>>715509359It's for sucking. That anon is gay, look at his circumcised keyboard.a
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>>715507004Imagine the sodium content
> ...> maybe I can find it onlineJesus
>>715508875bitch ass lungs can't handle it
>>715506820>tab in wrong spot>no numpad>no tilde>no brackets or backslash>goofy useless dialwhat kind of "man" buys this fisher-price shit?
>>715510805That's why you keep smoking to toughen them up.
>>715506852This shit isn't great. People only like it because it goes with most kinds of food and it's cheap. Ideally we'd have vodka and cherry coke.
>>715506894How does that make it better? I could make a keyboard that randomizes the key layout according to a differential equation problem you have to solve every ten minutes. Big brains only can use it!
>>715506520 (OP)For me, it's Gamersupps. Picrel is still the GOAT. After that probably Browser Brew
>>715512641I'd rather just buy grape flavored pre-workout and enjoy feeling like my ears are on fire.
>>715507104Heavy vapor and smoke of any kind are terrible for your lungs. Use a hobby as a vice instead of a substance.
>>715506520 (OP)White monster is fake aryan
>>715513575You'd think lots of water in the air would be good for us, no? Chilling in a sauna feels nice, for instance.
>le ebin off topic bread XDD
kill yourselves
>>715514784half of this board is just off-topic threads nigga
>>715510452>mcdonalds>goatgarbage list you baited successfully
>>715514118then which monster is aryan
>>715514118>>715515680no monster is aryan, I like mango loco though
>>715515978>>715514118monster was made for and by whites, it's not our fault blacks co-opt anything whites deem cool a couple decades after it's hype
>>715506520 (OP)>uppers and downers in the same consumable
>>715515978it also looks like the a 1
You have to be a weak willed retard to smoke, there's no way around it.
>>715510452US really is dystopian.
>>715520635Ok straightedge virgin loser
>>715515978>(v/w)The joke here is that wwwwww means loooool in nip streams.
Why do people still buy red bull when monster exists? It's superior in every way.
>>715520759imagine being this poor
>>715520635you can smoke without being addicted, like me. I have one cig every once in a while. feels good. sorry that your mom got gangbanged and your dad touched your sister.
>>715520808>pay to fuck up your health and die before retirementAh yes, the perfect goy. Even DUDE WEED faggots are less retarded than nicotine addicts.
>>715521752you die after retirement even quicker. If you dont have some hobby or work at an old age, literally anything to live for that uses your brain, you're going to die in your 60s. smoking a little aint gonna kill you but it will give you some fun health issues you'll carry into your old age.
>>715511142>it's cheapt. poorfag drinking bad wine
>>715521993All wine is the same. That said, I called wine cheap because all other alcohol is subject to an ABV tax. Wine gets a pass, so it's the only way to drunk without breaking the bank. Especially boxed wine from Aldi.
>>715522481>All wine is the same
>>715507004I prefer the Honey and Mustard ones
I quit smoking but sometimes I miss it. I used to smoke Gauloises Blue and Seven Stars when I was in Japan
>>715510452You just know the person that made these slop rankings is fat as fuck lul
Black Coffee (Filter V60, none of that preground american drip shit)
Monster Juiced (Khaotic or Pacific Punch)
Vape (No Menthol, Dessert flavours, 10ml Nic)
Beer (Cold, cheap)
Vegan Nuggets (Cheap, tasty)
>>715522562A shiraz is a shiraz is a shiraz.
>>715522798fat and a southeastern hick
>>715522960red wine in general is for hicks and poorfags
>>715522834Hey fag, what is "American drip shit"?
>>715523034I dunno, starbucks or some shit aka watered down sugar water.
>>715523034Folgers put into a drip coffee maker, diner coffee.
The specialty coffee I buy is whole beans usually naturally processed from somewhere like Ethiopia, Burundi or El Salvador. Tastes like fruit, much lighter and less astringent than darker roasted pre-ground.
Grind it at home, make it in a V60 which is just a fancy cone that allows the grounds even extraction.
>>715523006Says the dullard who cannot capitalise his first word, no end his sentence with a period. White wine is for women. Red wine is for kings.
it's kind of sad people have to chug monster (literal poison) just to get some energy
>>715523404merlot drinker spotted
you ain't dracula my nigga
>>715522834>vegan nuggetsFaggot
>vapeMega faggot
>>715523432>literal poisonit's just caffeine, taurine and artificial sweetner lol
1 scoop of this keeps me going all day
>>715523496I have been known to rub a penis from time to time.
>>715523540based equestrianmaxxer
>>715522834>animeposter>energy drink>vapefag>vegan shitTell me you're a flaming homosexual chud without telling me you're a flaming homosexual chud.
I drink flavored carbonated water, now it's mango-grapefruit
>>715523432who the fuck drinks it for energy, you drink it for the taste
>>715523483It's still better than fucking rosรฉ.
>>715523693Well nobody could possibly like the taste of Monster. Redbull is okay. It's like a sweet medicine.
>>715523693They all taste like chemical trash.
>>715522718I chainsmoked, went through various brands, favorite to smoke was probably marlboro
Haven't smoked in 4 years I think
>>715522834>khaotic or pacific punchsame, also asa best girl
>>715523034whatever he doesn't like. turdies blame America when they have a bad harvest or if it rains too much, we're basically a pagan god to them.
>>715523432This
I fucking hate any small sort of enjoyment
>>715523540holy fuck you follow those twitter wackos too?
>>715523720you're a real one, I'll share a glass with you anytime
Are energy drinks better or worse for you than say, a can of coca cola? I still feel there isnt a definitive answer to this
Today I remind them caffeine pills are 3 cents per dose
>>715524251Energy drinks explode your heart, literally.
Had a customer when I worked part time at a gas station who drann 4 a day, the turknigger croaked at the age of 43 from a heart attack.
Stick to coffee, anon.
>>715524251Realistically nothing outside of water is good for you, in reality everything is fine in moderation.
If you enjoy energy drinks fucking go for it, just don't drink like 3 cans a day for a week straight
>Are energy drinks better or worse for you than say, a can of coca cola?Neither are 'good' for you. Provided you're under 400mg of caffeine they are both equally as bad/good
>>715524251It's literally a soda + caffeine. But yes constant caffeine buzz is bad if you already have high blood pressure.
>>715524408That guy went way over the daily safe limit of 400mg caffeine, drinking 2-3 litres of coffee per day would've done the same thing
>>715524251energy drinks tyically have more sugar per ounce than a cola,
so it's bad nutritionally but even worse mentally, it becomes a crutch and you can no longer stay mentally awake without it so you keep chugging more and more to keep the buzz back until your heart rate can't take it
>>715524608>drinking 2-3 litres of coffeeWho drinks 2 litres of coffee per day? Americans?
>>715524397why take pills when you can enjoy a satisfying cup o' joe or energy drink?
>water, milk, beer, coffee
The only beverages for a truly wise man.
Started drinking Pure Leaf unsweetened tea at work. I used to brew tea myself using an electric kettle but drinking tea hot makes me sweat too much and I have no viable way of icing it. Does anyone have any recommendations for pre-brewed unsweetened tea?
>inb4 just make it yourself
Read my post again
>>715524767euros drink far more coffee than Americans do, and have openly bragged about that fact for decades.
https://worldpopulationreview.com/country-rankings/coffee-consumption-by-country
>turdies will make shit up on the spot just to have an excuse to talk about America
>>715524990Just make it yourself, in gallons and bring it in a sealable cup to work. I don't understand what your issue is here.
>inb4 read my post againYour issue can be easily solved if you weren't such a lazy, drooling retard.
>>715525082We don't drink coffee out of 2 litre jugs unlike mutts do, you know.
>>715524965I thought it was self evident, but you should not spend a thousand dollars a year to drink energy drinks. Making your own coffee is nice though I agree
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Can anyone explain why in FUCK Monster keeps discontinuing the best ones?
Who in fuck was the retard that decided to cycle out and discontinue Mule? Literally the best Ginger Beer on the market next to Bundaberg.
>>715525321nobody talked about jugs, fuckwit
>making up another scenario on the spot just to have an excuse to talk about America
>>715525082Something's off with that list. The per capita values are all over the place.
Czechia and Slovakia are literally an order of magnitude away, Serbia and Montenegro also have much different consumptions, when in reality they're very similar countries populated by very similar people.
This must be something like those milk consumption per capita lists listing Greece at #1 way ahead of everyone else just because they produce a lot of cheese for export.
>>715525082>has 3rd world living standards and life expectancy>calls others turdiesirony
>Euros always talk shit about Americans being fat
>Euros are fatter on average
really activates the old almonds
>>715506852I've got a mate who always drinks at least a bottle of wine while playing EU IV. Peak gamer fuel
>>715525691Being fat in Europe means you're slightly overweight.
Being fat in the USA means you're a 200KG obese landwhale.
>>715525691>>Euros are fatter on averageNo we're not, where is this? I've been in the US and over there it's fatty central, but I will say it seems to mostly be the minorities which are the majority
>>715525691>Average US BMI: 29>Average EU BMI: 25.5
>>715506894It unironically looks like the kind of keyboard you give a toddler so he can play pretend.
>>715506861As someone who has vaped both disposable nicotine vapes and THC vapes, I highly encourage you against it. If itโs THC you want, just take edibles. If you smoke or vape THC you have to constantly do it every thirty minutes and it gets in the way of your gaming sessions. Just pop one edible and then set a timer to take another one in two hours. If itโs nicotine you want then man up and find another coping mechanism. Personally I like doomscrolling when Iโm stressed out
>>715525671most euros have a living standard on par with only the poorest of Americans
>>715526023Iโve quit nicotine now but I regret never buying a real high quality vape mod box thing
>>715526214Shut up, fat
>Statista reports that the average male BMI for those who identified as white was 27.8 in 1999-2000 and increased to 29.1 as of 2015-2016
>>715514118>White monster is fake aryan
>>715526141>hurr compared to Bulgaria and Ukraine you fags are just as poorReally reaching there, bud.
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>>715523034i think it's that Reagan economics thingy
Americans are poorer than Euros btw
>>715506820I can tell by this keyboard that this faggot doesn't play video games, instead spending all day on gay forums discussing gay keyboards, switches and "gamer" gear
>>715526614kek ameripoors
>>715507004This but jalapeno, pretty much the only jalapeno flavoured snack that has any spice to it at all
>>715526606funny how it all started when the (((doctors))) started to say fat is evil
>>715526614>mutts are poorer than Italiansembarassing
>be an average dude
>not skinny, not fat, average height
>drink a monster energy drink
>heart starts racing, get severe anxiety
I'm glad my country banned sale of these things for kids under 18
This shit can't be healthy especially for a young body which is supposed to be full of energy
>>715520808a smoker calling anyone a loser is fucking hilarious irony
>>715507475Propelene glycol is literally used in asthma inhalers
>>715507540Like this anon said its the artificial flavours cooked up in some chink factory that will get you
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>>715506820what a faggot lmao
>>715513134They're basically the same thing except pre-workout often has some added creatine. Caffine, b vitamins, minerals all identical between pre-workout and gamer powders
>>715525134Learn to read, retard
>>715526943You sound like a weak twink faggot
>t. drink 4 of these everyday and my doctor says my heart is doing great
>>715525671You donโt have air conditioning
>>715527071Why do people pretend to like DARK dark chocolate?
>>715526362youโre doing the exact same, dumbass.
>>715512641Alright Gamersups, you have my attention
>>715527230I do, but that's not exactly a flex.
Even chinks have airconditioning.
>>715506520 (OP)I take a stimulant that apparently is used by the military in long missions. Sometimes I also add a can of Monster
I'm about to eat a plum, now that's patrician gamer fuel, with the red on the inside
>>715522960Eh, some are honestly better due to being aged longer but a youtube video told me that quality and price don't scale equally after you pass the $20 mark so $20 bottle will be maybe 5% worse than a $100 bottle
>>715527267The more important question is why does dark choccy make me sneeze?
>>715527267it just works, doesnt have the shitty aftertaste other chocolates have either
>>715526197Youโre not missing out. Vaping is something you do once and then never think about it again. Itโs genuinely horrible for you. And I tend to be in pretty good control of my vices. I donโt get high very often, I rarely drink, cigarettes did nothing for me, but vaping made me its bitch.
You dodge a bullet, anon
>>715526614poor and surrounded by niggers, whats the point of being american
>thread about [literally anything] devolves into third worlders seething about Americans
Rangeban every country except America
>>715512641Howโs Gamersupps compared to GFUEL? Iโve been drinking GFUEL on and off for like almost a decade now but Iโm not exactly married to it
>>715506820why do small keyboards make /v/ seethe
i actually wouldn't mind a half-laptop keyboard where the important keys are large, mechanical switches, but the minor keys are smaller, scissor switch laptop keycaps so the form factor of the whole board is like half the size, would be kino i think, i use a full size mechanical keyboard and the size is a problem in my setup
actually do keyboards like that exist? anyone know?
>>715527267Years ago I forced myself to like this so my flat mates would stop my fucking chocolate
>>715527668I like Guava juice
>>715525545I'm still pissed about monster rehab getting discontinued, shit was delightful. Lightly carbonated, good amount of tea flavour and extremley refreshing. It was the perfect beverage for a weed smoking skater teenager like i was 13 years ago, the last time i got my hands on it
At least i can still get ultra blue every now and then
>>715527717trannies use them, I've been told
>>715506820What the fuck is a "raise" key?
>>715527559>rangeban every country except americawhy are you even here? go to reddit if you want every opinion to be palatable, dumbass.
>>715527410Armodafinil. I take it for narcolepsy and depression
>>715527480Imposter.
>>715527467I didnโt dodge any bullet I was addicted to nicotine for years and Iโve used my friends nice vape they are way better than disposables
>want to eat nachos
>realize it's too much of a mess to game and eat it
if only there was a way to harness the nacho into a more clean package.
>>715526614Median isn't great for that, average wage is better because us Euros have nobility sitting on billions in ancestral wealth and own ancient castles older than the USA valued at hundreds of millions
Either this or the Braised Chicken flavor.
>>715527267Same reason i drink only unsweetened espresso
It really is a hybrid of accquired taste and mature palate, if you stop eating hyper sweetened shit all the time, and slowly build up your tolerance to bitterness you will then start to taste the deep undertones of flavour in coffee and chocolate
This is no joke, start eating dark chocolate and you will see what i mean after no more than a week
>>715527717They look stupid and are overpriced
Hell, i went out of my way to get the biggest laptop i could find just so it woild have a numpad, small keyboards just irk me that much
>>715528361Bitterness is an acquired but rewarding taste however once you go bitter sweetness is in the shitter
>>715528510I started drink coffee around the age of 12, had these little instant mochas, literall just hot cocoa with a teaspoon of ontant coffee added
Tried one for the nostalgia the other day and had to put like 2 tableapoons more instant in it as it tasted like sugary milk
>>715528694*instant coffee, fuck typing on mobile
>>715528645>crack>requires talking to black people to obtain
>>715528510>black coffee in the morning>sugary rockstar in the middayyep, it's gaming time
>>715506852I never drink... wine.
I am ready for Kitasan Black.
>>715528934That's meth nigga. Crack needs a piece of steel wool so that you don't inhale the rock before it reaches vapor point. Meth transitions to liquid extremely quickly so you don't have to worry about inhaling shards.
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>>715527857German here, I'm glad some stores still carry Rehab Peach.
I just ate some fucking good italian pizza
>>715506820Fucking kek. You can pry my full size keyboard from my cold dead hands.
>>715507004Their honey mustard and onion pretzels are the fucking best
>>715506894So like 089 iq points
>>715507442I'm gonna, I'm gonna SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT
Sorry only degenerates fuel themself with anything but water and photosynthesis
>>715523540I prefer Satan nigger rape madness personally
>>715529754Burger here, there is still a lot of rehab here.
Man Euros think the weirdest low tier stuff is a flex.
>>715528934just cook cocaine yourself
>>715527668I'm not sure if I like that one.
>>715520635If there was an addiction fighting game smoking would be the joke character. Literally does nothing but satiates the addiction it itself causes
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what tastes like bawls? it's been so long i can't remember
>>715506820>Ten key lessSo you don't do actual work, got it.
>>715506852WHISKEY AND WINE
KILLING ME ONE SHOT AT A TIME
>>715507004Enjoy your bowel cancer, Snyders of Hanover Chad
>>715523540>Shits gut lining outSasuga, CHUD-san.
>>715515149>40%80% or nothin'
>>715523793Because they are chemical trash.
You think Coke's amount of sugar is bad? WHOOOOOOOOOOOO boy, don't look at Monster.
>>715525321That doesn't matter. Cup is the same amount of caffeine no matter what.
>>715533763shit you're right
>>715507442>>71550700>>715506852>I NEED EXTREME GOY FOOD TO FUNCTION PROPERLY
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This shit is fucking crack
Do not buy you WILL end up homeless in a gutter sucking dick for box crumbs
>>715535324I used to eat these
Also steak and cheese hot pockets for wow and 12 packs of Mountain Dew with easy cheese
>>715525545oh i remember that, it was a Casey's exclusive for a while before it went to the wider market and died.
the false start probably is what killed the Mule.
>>715523540But what about TWO scoops?
>>715535324it's just a better version of dry top ramen shaken with the powder packet, but I don't feel like paying $5 for something that will last me one day
>>715510452>Marco'stheir entire franchise is carried solely on the back of the jalapeno ranch
>>715506520 (OP)I like to smoke a good bowl of weed before I game.
>>715527267Regular, like 30 or 40% dark chocolate, is good.
Fuckers who eat like 80-90% are either trying to show off or "eat healthier" to have their chocolate cake and eat it too.
>>715527395I like plum things but I dont like straight plum
>>715536694<i>i</i> eat higher percentage dark chocolate because while tasting great, also kills you quicker than milk chocolate
Best gamer fuel coming through.
>>715536694>Regular, like 30 or 40%miss me with that diluted shit
80 and 90% are a bit too high. the sweetspot is around 70-75%
>>715527857That monster is back on the streets sucking dick for crack.
>>715510452Outback hasn't been good in decades
can't go wrong with a good snack mix.
>>715536617I, too, enjoy the voices while gaming
Been nicotine free for half a year now. Kicked the snus habit after 20 years. Feels good, man.
>>715515149Shittiest vodka in Estonia
>>715537048The only voice I ever hear is my own because I had the impulse to sing a song or voice act a line I remember fondly while I talk over the actual game. Shit dude I could do a let's play all by myself from my high musings and ramblings.
>>715537780>sucraloseI hate that shit so much, worse than sugar
>>715537149>Post retarded claim>Receive irrefutable demolition of retarded claim>Respond with a basedjakDo Americans really?
>>715528645Whereโs ADHD medication
>>715537936its a frenchoid bragging about being the slimmest in france, retard.
>>715525545Reminds me of one of my local breweries they came out with an IPA that tasted like sweet tea. The plain tea one was sometimes heavy on the tea, but they made a raspberry flavor that was delicious. Not long after they cancelled the raspberry one because it was just a seasonal expirament, then before long they got rid of the sweet tea. Haven't seen them in years. Now they're fucking around with THC seltzers.
>>715525959what's up with eastern Europe ?
>>71553669460-70% is the good spot, 80% or more is too much and less than 40% you're eating sugar
>>715515149ah...
viru valge evokes memories of youthful innosence
it tastes like hand sanitizer
>>715538240It obviously wasn't you stupid faggot. I can see why a Frenchoid would be pleased to be compared to a basedjak but it wasn't a compliment
>>715539149>what's up with eastern Europe ?Americans are fat because they are gluttonous as a species. Eastern Europeans are fat because they are poor. A loaf of bread is cheaper than a salad and not everyone can afford to eat properly.
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>>715525545>Can anyone explain why in FUCK Monster keeps discontinuing the best ones?To hurt us. They're the real monsters.
For me, it's the humble Meal Deal.
I take a bag of the harvest cheddar sun chips and a bag of the regular, fill a bowl with both half and half and I mix them.
>>715534369Why would you get bowel cancer from eating pretzels?
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>>715539759Never had an Innocent before, since I'm American. Looked them up just now, they sound pretty good. How are they, anon?
How many monsters can I drink in a day before having a heart attack
>>715540023Depends. How big are the monsters, and what flavor(s) do you intend on drinking? With or without ice? All important to the calculations.
>>715539958Just eat fruit.
>>715540258Can a man not inquire about foreign juices? Is he not entitled to discussion of gamer fuels within a gamer fuel thread?
>>715540258yeah fuck drinking your fruit, much nicer when you pick out the perfect one and bite into it
>>715539958That pic isn't my usual choice for a meal deal, it's just what I could find for meal deal images. I did drink a lot of Innocent as a kid because they sold smoothies for kids -picrel - and they were pretty alright from what I remember, very sweet. It's basically just smoothies and fruit juice without the pulp so you're not missing out on much.
>>715540551Oh okay, that's what I thought. I've got an autistic fascination with beverages/beverage preparation - including smoothies. Wanted a firsthand account of these things. Thanks anon. Cheers, even.
>>715540727It's fruit, you just bite into it
>>715536793Anon, it's actually this one..
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>>715540864Instructions unclear.
>>715540864i can't eat watermelons with clothes on
>don't smoke
>don't do drugs
>don't get drunk
I'll live till 85 till while you addicts die at 60.
Videogames for this feel?
>>715540417They are nice but they are marked up at a massive premium because they are "natural and healthy" they ain't very good at hydrating you either because they are pretty high in sugar and quite viscous.
>>715540954What a cope. You'll die in your 50s because your body is weak.
>>715540882Also valid choice. I alternate between the 2.
>>715540954>85 years old>still not deadNoob. I could manage to die in less than half that time.
>>715541214Can you recommend me a different whisky?
>>715506894So <-100, got it.
>>715512641>endorsing garbage kidney stone powder that funds eng vtubers and corpo tubersjust drink coffee like an adult mate
>>715541598theres some kind of wetback/bean water joke to be made here
>>715527717for me it's not the size but the keys are uniform instead of staggered
>>715506982>>715509359OHHH I get it. Caps Lock is a literal bottle cap.
>>715541289The double black Johnnie Walker is the only Johnnie I would add to this personal list of top 3 and also the upper limit I would pay for a whiskey. I would always choose to buy 3 bottles at 20-30 euros each than a premium one at 100, because at these pricetags you are paying a bigger percentage for the marketing than the drink.
>>715531259No, the keyboard market will force our full sized keyboards and you'll be forced to buy TKL.
You have no control over your we are going to take away everything you love.
>/v/ gets insecure about their keyboards and makes sure to buy chink slop to win approval for other basement dwellers
What causes this specific kind of mental illness? This is something women do, men don't worry about what others think of them because men build self confidence from within.
>>715542357Should I switch to whiskey/scotch? Even high grav beers donโt affect me anymore. Beer is just stomach ache and low burn and doesnโt seem worth it
>>7155400231 if your onions. I know a kid who drinks 3 bangs a day and acts like a woman on menopause when the caffeine rage hits
For me I do anywhere from 50-200 mg of caffeine to get thr the work day
>>715543805I'd say switch the beer with anything that's as strong as a whiskey, you are not a teen and you definitely don't have the metabolism of a teen. Unless you are on the verge of alcoholism and for that, I'd still tell you to swap to a scotch, but also ration it a bit otherwise it will end up an expensive hobby. Whiskey is an acquired taste, at first it will taste like a window cleaner, but if you are also used to the shit taste of smoking, you are already halfway there.
Gout fucking sucks. Take care of your bodies, you're not invincible forever.
>>715506520 (OP)has someone figured out how to deliver nicotine, alcohol and caffeine in one product yet?
>>715547736I have a theoretical solution to your problem, use a sauna to consume the vapor of all 3, dose it carefully tho
>>715540954cool, you'll have 25 more years of back pain and poverty to live through
>>715547992we call this the Czech sauna in Poland
>>715525959Based Romania is honorary dixie land
>>715506861don't start with nicotine it's not worth it
t. almost died after 1 zyn pouch
>>715507004>not honey mustard & onionweak
I only drink 3 things
Water, coffee, and whiskey
What more does a man need?
>>715549238mountain dew baja blast zero
>>715550275Haha Jonathan I want to vodquill myself.
>>715550526not my fault retards started merging the name
i've been drinking vodka with tequila for 10 years
>>715510452Portillos is TOP tier.
>>715548520Fr dont do zyns and if you do stop and send me what's left
>>715550632If the nuggets were better I'd unironically consider this an ideal dinner
>>715527876Whenever pressed it displays a message on the screen about the importance of actually raising your kids so they don't end up like tiny keyboard users.
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>>715525959So this is why.frenchoids rents free in burgers head
>>715506520 (OP)>>715548520>almost diedi should do nicotine now. i will now go to the liquor store.
>>715551513it wasn't a fun experience bro, don't do it
nicotine overdose fucking sucks
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>>715551597Was it writhing around on the bathroom floor sweating for several hours dealing with unbearable nausea without ever getting the relief of hurling?
I've had that few times going too hard on hookah, shit sucks
Nicotine is such a meme drug
>>715552164I'm on to you rabbi
>An Israel-based VTuber company, originally founded as idol Corp. Currently operates an English-speaking branch and a Spanish-speaking branch. Began cooperating with Brave Group in December 2023, which would eventually result in Brave Group acquiring them in August 2024. In June 2025, they would rename to ChromaSHIFT.
>>715552168at first I started sweating like crazy even though the AC was cranked to the max and I felt cold
then I shat my guts out
then I fell on the bathroom floor, too scared and weak to lift a muscle or I might vomit all over the place
and then after an hour or so I recovered enough to get up
I buried the zyn container in the deepest depths of my drawer and never even thought about trying nicotine again, "addicting drug" my ass.
>>715552168nic is a meme because it's not addictive. I enjoy a cig like 3 times a week and I've never felt the need for more
>>715551995God-tier with ginger ale.
>>715553402I also have this experience, I smoked a shit ton of hookah daily in college and I'd never have any cravings or even think about it when I came home for winter and summer break. I social smoke a lot at conventions today and will occasionally have one myself at home a couple times a week max but often forget about them for months at a time and never felt an itch for more.
Does your brain have to be wired a certain way to get addicted to nicotine or something? Is it more an association/habit thing?
>>715539397>it tastes like hand sanitizer>40% of alcohol>It somehow tastes like something that's 50% alcoholWho would've known...
>>715509359It's the button you press to "DOUG."
>>715525321I mean, if that 2 litre jug is just flavorless dirty water, no shit they consume almost no coffee.
>>715526765Anon, if you're american and go live in any EU country, you'd lose weight instantly.
Almost all US food is chock full of high fructose corn syrup and lots of sugar, those two things are pure fat being eaten on the daily by everyone there.
And no, coke zero isn't any better since aspartame is cancerous and gives you diabetes because your organs can't process it properly due to not being a natural sugar, stevia is a much better and healthier replacement than aspartame.
>>715506820Dude got rid of the arrow keys too...
Why do people love circumcision so much
>>715515978Monster ain't the only one announcing the mark. I find it so interesting that these popular video games have all conveniently reached the number 6.
>GTA>Far Cry>Elder Scrolls>DOOM>Battlefield>Persona>COD Black Ops>Hitman>MGS>Armored Core>Super Smash BrosPlus GTA 6 delayed to May 26th 2026.
>666All announcing the mark of the beast.
Revelation 13:17-18 KJV
And that no man might buy or sell, save he that had the mark, or the name of the beast, or the number of his name.
Here is wisdom. Let him that hath understanding count the number of the beast: for it is the number of a man; and his number is Six hundred threescore and six.
>>715558265And the beast himself.
TRUMP = 88 in English Gematria.
Trump's grandmother:
>Elisabeth CHRIST Trump's grandfather:
>Frederich CHRIST Trump Trump's grandmother death date:
>6/6/66 Trump's mother:
>Mary "Donald J Trump" english gematria:
>888 "Jesus" greek gematria:
>888 Trump's original german name:
>Donald Johann Drumpf (6 6 6 letters) Trump's age on day of inauguration:
>70 years, 7 months, 7 days Meaning of "Donald":
>'Ruler of the world' Israel founded:
>700 days after Trump's birth Israel's birthday on Trump's 700th day as president:
>70 years, 7 months, 7 days Aleister Crowley wrote a letter on 6/14/1946 regarding news of a "moon child" being born.
Trump's birthday:
>6/14/1946 (during a blood moon eclipse, the only one of the year)https://twitter.com/DonnieDarkened/status/1527804590967619585
https://youtu.be/6MwNkUOuCJU?si=JV9qvWoR0iyTNOP8
https://youtu.be/6wG-skiCcCY?si=OVQETGhE434tK18N
>>715506852this and killing Frenchies with my bayonet in Holdfast, truely the most kino beverage
>>715556257As long as you don't do it as a coping mechanism for something you probably won't be addicted, some people are just naturally more addictive to things. I've been drinking a beer a day for like a year now and had to take a break because of antibiotics and I don't really feel anything tugging me towards the bottle even though I've been sober for 4 days.
Straight edge people who pride themselves on not trying anything are often just scared it'll fuck them over.
>>715540954Wtf are you going to do at that age?
>>715558265Okay cool, so what do exactly?
>>715522798How could you tell?
>>715522986Wrong try again
I did travel to the south east a few times but I mainly live in the NE
>>715527467Vaping was the only genuinely hard thing to quit I've come across, blasting yourself with that much nicotine at once is awful for your brain. Regular cigarettes and pouches are piss easy to quit in comparison
>>715559274Matthew 4:17 KJV
From that time Jesus began to preach, and to say, Repent: for the kingdom of heaven is at hand.
>>715506520 (OP)I finally have enough energy to play.
>>715558797I can manage alcohol but tobacco and weed make me fiendish as fuck. I can stay away from it for like a day of 2 but it's all I think about. I'm glad I'm not addicted to harder shit but damn I can't imagine life anymors without anything to smoke. I've tried a lot of things but nothing hits the spot like smoking does. I hate it and love it at the same time, i'm probably just weak though
>>715559423Okay but what does actually entail? I've read about Jesus and he seems chill but am I supposed to just feel bad for everything I've done, reject all material things and sit here and wait for the world to end? I feel like I'm actually too low IQ
>>715559528Weed in the short term is very psychologically addicting but if you can make it a week or two you'll kind of just forget about it
God I love smoking
I'll be goddamned if I'm still shuffling about at 70+
Fuck that shit
>>715522834black coffee
white monster
plain V8
cheap lager
water is for faggots and animals
Kratom is the only thing I've ever really felt addicted to
I don't even know how hard it'd be to kick because I can't even imagine trying
>>715559703Read his book. In here you will find every answer.
https://www.holybooks.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/The-Holy-Bible-King-James-Version.pdf
>>715506820>all these easy (you)sGod this board is so hyperbolic.
>>715522834>Vegan Nuggets (Cheap
>>715559792I don't mind dying earlier, I do mind becoming asthmatic while I'm young, out of breath all the time with a chronic chestpain. Okay damn I gonna try edibles again
>>715559974Alright I'll try
>>715522834BASED Asa poster.
>>715538119Why take Adderall(cringe and fake) when you can smoke meth(based and real)?
>>715545312You need vitamins, minerals, and calories for your body to function. Boost is easy to drink since the meth makes your gums swollen and sore so it hurts to chew food.
>>715527876LETS GO GAMBLING
>>715559974Is king james the best version, i've seen shit flung at that one but I don't quite understand why?
>>715562045Damn that pussy nice
>>715511142vodka is just as cheap as wine...You can get a bottle of Popov for under $10. At most you will have to pay slightly extra. In terms of general affordability vodka is way better, you can get a handle of it for like $15.
are these just product advertisement threads
>>715515978You need to relax, dog.
>>715562329Vodka that cheap isn't "vodka," it has sweeteners and all this other bullshit in it
The $20 handle brands are fine though
>>715562094Yes. Old Testament is ultra jewish, and New testament is omgea ultra jewish.
>>715562461>Vodka that cheap isn't "vodka," it has sweeteners and all this other bullshit in itBoy howdy do I got a story for you
https://www.wineenthusiast.com/culture/podcasts/austrian-wine-poisoning-antifreeze/
>>715562285kekw
Reminds me of him with Billy on set in LV
"UP UP UP RIGHT? No no no no noFUCK down down downnnn!" lmao
>>715507004The honey mustard ones are hands down my favorite snack. I love munching on a handful of those with a drink while playing strategy games.
>>715507004Not so fast buddy, there's only enough room for ONE pretzel food on this server.
>>715562094It's the preserved word of God.
https://kjvcode.com/
STOP POSTING FOOD IM 20LBS AWAY FROM MY WEIGHT GOAL STOP IT STOP IT STOP ITTTTT
>>715507442Looks great, I personally hate slaw though. I've decided I'm going to make a buffalo chicken sammy with some french fries for dinners though bros, any good recommendations for dipping sauces? Preferably something homemade that you like
>>715523432i keep a can in my car for night drives, in case i get drowsy. i miss the canned coffee in japan. that shit was so convenient
>>715509485>try to hit the escape key, end up brushing up against the volume and turning it to max at 2amyeah I think I will just stick to doing it straight from the pc
>>715562094Get yourself a Latin English Catholic bible for maximum flex
>>715563053is the canned coffee in murica/whatever country you live in poor quality compared to japland? or do they not sell canned coffee in your area?
>>715506820What do you do when you need to use an F key
>>715563178KJV only brother.
>>715515978I remember when they did this same shit with Japanese, trying to say one of them looked like ๅฃ, ใ, etc. Sometimes symbols just look close to one another, it doesn't always mean a shared history
>>715563053Bro that Sangaria Royal Milk Coffee that would come right out of the vending machines hot saved my life so many times. It would be freezing cold, middle of the winter, and trying to repair something in the middle of the night hoping you could get it back online by morning, and I would take a break to smoke a cigarette and smash like three of them in a row to warm myself back up.
I miss that shit so much.
>>715523239That sounds extraordinarily gay, how was your June? We gave you guys a month you should be appreciative.
>>715506820Is this keyboard actually good? I used a 70% keyboard for a while (bigger than this) and it was a pain in the ass. Even after 2 years I still didn't know how to "press" the keys that are not there and had to google that shit constantly. The lack of arrow keys and numpad also hurt my ability to play many games.
And I wouldn't have issue with this if not for the fact that there seemed to be no advantage whatsoever to that type of keyboard.
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kneel
somewhat related, but i tried snus for the first time on the weekend and threw up a minute later.
that stuff is fucked.
>>715522834>Vegan Nuggets (Cheap, tasty)fucking gross
>>715563138It probably has more resistance than that
I don't know, I have a keychron Q6 because I'm not a minimalist zoomer and the knob is up top where I can't accidentally hit it anyways but it's not loose enough to brush something by it and have the volume change
>>715563518It's not really meant for people who aren't already established in nicotine
>>715558338Kill yourself you stupid Jew. Your name spells out cocksucker
>>715563532I think they're good but they are absolutely not cheap
It's just made of tofu and stuff and nugs are just a vessel for sauce so it barely matters anyways
>>715527668Wasn't good imo
>>715563484ME ARODILLO...
>>715563467It's effective for whoever can master it and reduces RSI from moving your arm around, but redditors mostly buy them to take pictures like some instagram trend. If you can't muscle memory into multiple key layers then just use a normal keyboard.
>>715563197i live in canadistan, i have never seen canned coffee except in asian import stores, and a 56 pack of monster white keeps me good for a year
>>715563368ใใฃใใใใงใใใใใใใงใใๆธ
ใ
ใใ!
damn i miss japan some times. best country to visit, worst country to live in (among developed countries)
>>715506520 (OP)Now you've really crossed the line
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>>715563467get a white man's keyboard you fucking pussy
>>715506520 (OP)does smoking caffeine actually work? asking for a friend
>>715564182Ching Chong and Ping Pong to you too
>>715564367this but unironically
>>715563178And here's a very good documentary about the King James Bible.
https://www.bitchute.com/channel/45bEMtcMCCH0/
>>715564404Fixed link:
https://www.bitchute.com/video/QtzK01FPM7uA
>>715564306No, it just makes you nauseous, anxious, and gives you headaches rather than energy.
t. retard
>>715515978Why do Jews think we care about turning English letters into numbers when they also have their own language that could be turned into profanities? Yes, some people enjoy sugar drinks. Mohammed was a pedophile goatfucker who created a hypocritical religion
>>715564201The only good monster besides the plain sugar ones. And I donโt mean the green ones, the yellow juiced edition was the best and I canโt find it anymore
>>715506820>her keys aren't alphabetizedAbsolutely disgusting
stop eating the goyslop posted in this thread. we are going GORILLA MODE right fucking now.
>>715536793>>715540882aren't you afraid of getting addicted?
>>715548520>t. almost died after 1 zyn pouchFucking pussy
>>715566783Getting? Nigga we like a decade past that point. I honestly think that if I stopped drinking I would die.
>>715566743That's goyslop but for gorillas. If anything you should go for a wild monke diet.
>>715568683try to ween off of it maybe.
Before they added pineapple juice and ruined the flavor.
>>715514196>You'd think lots of water in the air would be good for us, no? Chilling in a sauna feels nice, for instance.Learn the difference between smoke and steam you fucking retard
>>715510452>Cheesecake Factory that lowFemanon detected even though I never ate from there myself
>>715516168it was founded by a j*w
>>715522564It's not honey and mustard, it's honey mustard.
I got a horrible caffeine addiction recently, I chug a can of monster every day. Sometimes two but never more than that. Either the normal one, the mango or the apple if it's in stock.
I smoke Camel cigarillos, about a pack (10) a day.
What's my prognosis doc?
>>715571128Learn what vapor is you fucking retard.
>>715578035I drink one energy drink a day as well. If it was t that it would be coffee.
>>715578035just lung cancer in like 20 years
>>715535324I always hated the first couple but after you get into them they're good.
>>715562712i hallucinated "nigger" on this box then thought it was one of those optical illusion images
>>715507104I used one daily and it takes 8 months for it to get as dirty as a pipe does in 2 weeks.
>>715578035People shit on juuls for being zoomercore but they helped me completely quit smoking by age 18.
>>715583028zomg how many monsters did you drink today??
for me, it's gotta be white power
>>715506820what the fuck to you do when someones email has a _ in it?
>>715569063Damn he just like us
>>715578035I've been smoking a pack of camel blues and drinking 3-4 energy drinks a day for 10 years. you're literally going to drop dead any second.
>>715534246That's not TKL, that's 60%
TKL is actually really nice because it allows a more natural arm stance while giving you a lot of room to move your mouse without hitting your keyboard. With a full size keyboard, you either have to have your left hand/typing hands way off-center, have your mouse arm way off to the right, or have very little room to move your mouse without it hitting against your keyboard.
If you really must have a numpad, you can just have a separate numpad either on the right or left side, both of which are far preferable to having it be between your keyboard and mouse as it is for full-size, you'd never put a separate numpad there, so why the hell would you want a keyboard with a numpad in the worst possible spot?
>>715506820>Split space barJesus Christ, you people are insufferable.
>>715510452as an anon who doesnt live a corpo-hell dystopia, yet, (ausfailia), its well understood where i live, that independent stores make all the best food. Its soo weird to see lists like this, its all trash no?
>>715514118monster energy zero + its various flavours is the white mans choice of energy source.
That being said, the purple grape drank flavour is awful shit for niggers. Its the DEI of Monster flavours.
>>715527717Purposefully making your user experience more convoluted just so that you can impress other retards online just makes you a retard.
>>715506852White/sparkling wine is better
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>>715589289>Moe's Dog & Shake>No shake in sightHow did you fuck this up anon?
>>715510452>marco'sway too greasy
>jersey mikesif your guy gives a shit about quality it'll be good, so 20% of the time
>moestier it up
>bojanglessuperior to popeyes. popeyes has become worse and worse every year after BK bought it off
>beef o brady'syou should try it out, pretty great. a step up above buffalo wild wings
>krystalyou are not missing out on anything
>whataburgerbest big chain burgers teebeeh
>>715558265Mark of beast is... VIDEOGAMES?!?!
>>715589484i wanted the fucking JOLT
>>715525959jesus CA fucking doubled since the 2010s
>>715558265>Let him that hath understanding count the number of the beast: for it is the number of a man; and his number is Six hundred threescore and six.This is about Nero.
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Rate your Monsters right fucking now. I only know one person who drinks the "rehab" versions. I usually go for classic green. A lot of the "flavored" ones aren't very good. Pipeline Punch is okay. I don't know...maybe I'm not a true Monster fanboy.
Educate me, /v/.
>>715522834>Black coffee>Energy drink>Vape>Vegan>Alcohol Good lord, that sounds absolutely awful to live that way.
>>715523540I refuse to believe that retard on Twitter was actually ingesting this daily. Didn't he even post "lab results" that he had done after like a month of consuming and said everything was "great".
>>715562712I have never found a brand that doesn't taste stale and to the point it hurts my teeth. I remember buying this one brand and it felt like chewing glass. I should have called the customer service line and complained, not that it would have done even an ounce of good. They might have told me "Oh they were probably stale lmao"
The concept sounds amazing. Pretzel bites filled with peanut butter. Pretzels are naturally crunchy, but not to the point it feels like you're chewing rocks and glass.
>>715563739>nugs are just a vessel for sauce so it barely matters anywaysSo just drink the sauce like the barbarian that you are. Put the bottle up to your mouth and squirt it into your mouth, you filthy fucking degenerate.
Vape - 30mg
Coffee - instant ima poorfag
Water - lots
Bongs
All that I need
Why does it feel so good to make toast in the evening?
>>715591829>Vape >Bong >CoffeeDUDE WEED LMAO DUDE I HAVE ADDICTION PROBLEMS LMAO
>>715590191Nero does have connections to the number of the beast. People back then did indeed think that he was the one. Looking today it's clear as day, because the meaning of Antichrist isn't just opposition.
Antichrist is translated from the combination of two ancient Greek words แผฮฝฯฮฏ + ฮงฯฮนฯฯฯฯ (anti + Christos). In Greek, ฮงฯฮนฯฯฯฯ means "anointed one" and the word Christ derives from it. "แผฮฝฯฮฏ" means not only anti in the sense of "against" and "opposite of", but also "in place of".
https://youtu.be/SNgYt4GZ9S8
>>715588926It's really depressing how nobody here even understands how words work anymore
>>715590747Original lo carb will always be my favorite
>>715591296Why did this make you so mad?
>>715594252Because you, or that anon, don't even care about the quality of the nugget and only care about the sauce, so at that point you should just drink the sauce.
>>715593262And what's also interesting is that MAGA is a demon.
https://www.dailykos.com/stories/2023/9/15/2193514/-The-demon-deity-Maga-and-its-relation-to-Donald-Trump
>>715588653>With a full size keyboard, you either have to have your left hand/typing hands way off-center, have your mouse arm way off to the right, or have very little room to move your mouse without it hitting against your keyboard. all depends on desk size and shoulder width, I have no problem with either of those things
>>715539149Beer calories, unironically
>>715594385Yeah you already said that, I'm asking why it made you so mad
>>715578035>caffeine addiction>1 (one) can a daylol you don't know how bad it can get bro
>>715506820you saved like 10cm of space but like you have nothing there instead of the keys you need
>>715506820picrel is only 35cm wide, it will extend out to where the monster can is, and its like $27
>>715595785I've already answered your question, and if you can't accept that as an answer then that's your problem.
>>715571384>femanonbrother I am a male
I just think that place is dogshit.
>t: hasn't been there in years but remembers disliking it
>>715596060But you didn't answer it
>>715509359gateway into sound voltex
My local chocolatier sells these in packs of 9. Which ones we getting?
New monster flavor dropped around here (been like 2 years since last one), what did I think about it /v/?
>>715527668>Guava/ Goyave>Goyave>GoyCome on now.
>>715525572You take every chance to show your hubris so it's hard to not smell your kind at every turn
Blue Hawaiian, Ruby Red, and Guava are the best ones I can find in stores right now. Gold was also kino but those kikes discontinued it.
Having come back to the UK I miss root beer and dr pepper + cream soda from the USA, you amerilards don't know how good you have it
>>715566783Addiction is a symptom of a bad life and weak will. No one living happily with himself wakes up one day and says "I'm going to fuck myself up with a bottle of alcohol and 4 packs of cigs per day". I am feeling fine with a pack per month and maybe 1-2 drinks per week.
>>715547406I luv me some fresh fruit.
>>715599032the yellow cherries are really good, just discovered those
>>715595806 Bro I used to down 3 Reigns a day and still pass out by 10pm. One can isn't addiction, it's foreplay. Wait until you start getting withdrawal headaches after skipping a morning can, then weโll talk.
>>715506597wrong.jif
>>715506520 (OP)Call me old fashioned.
>>715596380why are there two apples?
>>715563214Theres an FN key on the bottom right
>>715601314god i wish that were me
>>715506520 (OP)I tried to stop smoking. Its literally impossible
>>715603210You need faith. believe in in yourself or believe in God, but you need to believe in something to quit.
>>715524251girl i know got literal life lasting issues from drinking too much energy in her youth
>>715506852shout out single moms
>>715525959disingenious colors trying to make the left look "better" at a glance amerilard
>>715506520 (OP)Caffeine cigs? I dont think you can injest caffeine through the lungs
>>715561516>the meth makes your gums swollen and soreTake magnesium, drink lots of water and make a constant effort to unclench your jaw and stop licking your teeth if you notice you're doing it. It's seriously the most painful thing when you start fucking up your mouth with that stuff. Ensure is another good one. That stuff will keep you alive when you've lost all your weight.
Or just don't smoke meth
>>715509359They say itโs for pulling other menโs semen out and replacing it with your own, but I think itโs just for pleasure.