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Heartbound
Memes aside, is it worth the 10 bucks?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IIZ95Rc-aEs
Anonymous No.715508865 [Report]
>depression indie game made by nepo baby
Anonymous No.715508913 [Report]
>10 bucks for a scam that's never getting completed
Anonymous No.715508939 [Report]
>>715508829 (OP)
I can think of a few ways to commit suicide for less than that.
Anonymous No.715509257 [Report]
>those steam reviews of the game
Anonymous No.715509465 [Report]
>>715508829 (OP)
Why does he look like if Lionel Messi was 10 years old?
Anonymous No.715509621 [Report] >>715518429
>>715508829 (OP)
No.
Buy literally almost anything else.
https://youtu.be/-BNWD5IibOc?si=tBm1N0vBF3vEjMTs
Anonymous No.715509748 [Report] >>715520485
>>715508829 (OP)
>supposed programming genius hacker with 200 IQ and years of experience in government security, game development at Blizzard, and impossible puzzle solving
>after a decade still hasn't been able to finish his generic rpgmaker soillennial pixelslop Undertale clone
Anonymous No.715509765 [Report]
god no, just watch his stream for 1h to get the same experience.
The writing is 1:1 his own inner monologue, it's truly awful.
the art and the music is ok, and you get to experience both in his stream anyways.
Anonymous No.715509881 [Report]
>>715508829 (OP)
guru larry pre twinkdeath
Anonymous No.715509932 [Report]
>>715508829 (OP)
No. It's a shoddy Undertale ripoff that's also unfinished. Just play the original, or Deltarune. Playing inferior clones just reveals how hard the dialogue writing and music in UT/DR carries what is ultimately a fairly simplistic combat system.

As a side note, I have to say that so many modern indie games just being shameless ripoffs of recent, successful indie games is so infuriating. You can make anything but you choose to make the 83291th Earthbound inspired RPG about depression, it's so fucking pathetic. People used to give big companies shit about God of War or Halo clones back in the day and now every indie game is just Slay the Spire, Darkest Dungeon, or Undertale.
Anonymous No.715509972 [Report]
>>715508829 (OP)
No
Anonymous No.715510019 [Report] >>715521616
>>715508829 (OP)
>pixel art gameplay
>hideous western indie 'anime' style for the portraits, cutscenes, trailer...
Anonymous No.715510116 [Report]
>>715508829 (OP)
Memes aside, no.
Anonymous No.715511121 [Report] >>715512934
I watched a bit of gameplay, is that black skinned white haired enemy male or female? Need to know if I should draw some porn of her for the memes.
No idea about the story btw
Anonymous No.715512676 [Report]
>>715508829 (OP)
looks like a monkey
Anonymous No.715512743 [Report]
>>715508829 (OP)
cartroon slop
Anonymous No.715512762 [Report]
>>715508829 (OP)
It's a deltarune clone that's been in "development" for over 8 years what do you think anon?
Anonymous No.715512934 [Report]
>>715511121
That's his mom actually
Anonymous No.715513278 [Report]
>>715508829 (OP)
Its not even finished why would it be worth anything
Anonymous No.715513760 [Report] >>715513821
>>715508829 (OP)
Every time I see this art I autistically scream in my head "THAT'S NOT HOW HOODIES WORK"
Anonymous No.715513778 [Report] >>715517343
>>715508829 (OP)
>gane made by a genius
>is it worth it?
I don't know, take a fucking guess
Anonymous No.715513821 [Report] >>715520993
>>715513760
maybe the hood stays semi-up because its full of cum stains that keep it rigid
Anonymous No.715514776 [Report] >>715516313
i played it after downloading it from steamunlocked and only got as far as collecting the ducks in the office. the dialogue is utter shit and i still don't know what the game is about.
Anonymous No.715516313 [Report]
>>715514776
The game is unpiratable
You played a fake game
Anonymous No.715517343 [Report]
>>715513778
made?
Anonymous No.715518429 [Report]
>>715509621
The guy making the video is dumber than Thor but has the wisdom of becoming a Youtube grifter, rather than a gamedev grifter.
Anonymous No.715519428 [Report] >>715520178
This shit is not even worth pirating, I'm getting ill from just thinking that this was made by a ferret furry pedo zoophile.
Anonymous No.715520178 [Report]
>>715519428
it's unpirateable anyways bro, you need to have the same puzzle solving iq as him (impossible) to even beging to think of pirating it
Anonymous No.715520485 [Report]
>>715509748
Kinda impressive how far bullshitting around can get you in life. Sure, the nepotism helped but still: He constantly paddled a fake persona of being a super smart hacker gamedev for a very long time and conned millions of zoomer boys.
really impressive how far merely pretending to be smart and competent can get you today.
Anonymous No.715520993 [Report]
>>715513821
what do you mean by "ferret cum" tho?
Anonymous No.715521143 [Report]
>>715508829 (OP)
The superior game about a boy and his dog is releasing this year

https://store.steampowered.com/app/1581100/Bittersweet_Birthday/
Anonymous No.715521616 [Report]
>>715510019
There's no gameplay, it's 2.5 hours of walking with 5 extremely basic puzzles sprinkled through
Anonymous No.715521661 [Report]
>>715508829 (OP)
is this what 50 years at blizzard gets you?