Heartbound - /v/ (#715508829) [Archived: 306 hours ago]

Anonymous
7/15/2025, 9:00:02 AM No.715508829
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Memes aside, is it worth the 10 bucks?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IIZ95Rc-aEs
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Anonymous
7/15/2025, 9:00:48 AM No.715508865
>depression indie game made by nepo baby
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 9:01:45 AM No.715508913
>10 bucks for a scam that's never getting completed
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 9:02:22 AM No.715508939
>>715508829 (OP)
I can think of a few ways to commit suicide for less than that.
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 9:11:05 AM No.715509257
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md5: ef14800453262274135bded369b6e2bb🔍
>those steam reviews of the game
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 9:16:23 AM No.715509465
>>715508829 (OP)
Why does he look like if Lionel Messi was 10 years old?
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 9:19:50 AM No.715509621
>>715508829 (OP)
No.
Buy literally almost anything else.
https://youtu.be/-BNWD5IibOc?si=tBm1N0vBF3vEjMTs
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Anonymous
7/15/2025, 9:23:19 AM No.715509748
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>>715508829 (OP)
>supposed programming genius hacker with 200 IQ and years of experience in government security, game development at Blizzard, and impossible puzzle solving
>after a decade still hasn't been able to finish his generic rpgmaker soillennial pixelslop Undertale clone
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Anonymous
7/15/2025, 9:23:49 AM No.715509765
god no, just watch his stream for 1h to get the same experience.
The writing is 1:1 his own inner monologue, it's truly awful.
the art and the music is ok, and you get to experience both in his stream anyways.
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 9:26:41 AM No.715509881
>>715508829 (OP)
guru larry pre twinkdeath
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 9:28:12 AM No.715509932
>>715508829 (OP)
No. It's a shoddy Undertale ripoff that's also unfinished. Just play the original, or Deltarune. Playing inferior clones just reveals how hard the dialogue writing and music in UT/DR carries what is ultimately a fairly simplistic combat system.

As a side note, I have to say that so many modern indie games just being shameless ripoffs of recent, successful indie games is so infuriating. You can make anything but you choose to make the 83291th Earthbound inspired RPG about depression, it's so fucking pathetic. People used to give big companies shit about God of War or Halo clones back in the day and now every indie game is just Slay the Spire, Darkest Dungeon, or Undertale.
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 9:29:13 AM No.715509972
>>715508829 (OP)
No
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 9:30:21 AM No.715510019
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>>715508829 (OP)
>pixel art gameplay
>hideous western indie 'anime' style for the portraits, cutscenes, trailer...
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Anonymous
7/15/2025, 9:33:11 AM No.715510116
>>715508829 (OP)
Memes aside, no.
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 9:59:37 AM No.715511121
I watched a bit of gameplay, is that black skinned white haired enemy male or female? Need to know if I should draw some porn of her for the memes.
No idea about the story btw
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Anonymous
7/15/2025, 10:35:12 AM No.715512676
>>715508829 (OP)
looks like a monkey
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 10:36:57 AM No.715512743
>>715508829 (OP)
cartroon slop
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 10:37:23 AM No.715512762
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>>715508829 (OP)
It's a deltarune clone that's been in "development" for over 8 years what do you think anon?
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 10:41:43 AM No.715512934
>>715511121
That's his mom actually
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 10:49:28 AM No.715513278
>>715508829 (OP)
Its not even finished why would it be worth anything
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 11:00:47 AM No.715513760
>>715508829 (OP)
Every time I see this art I autistically scream in my head "THAT'S NOT HOW HOODIES WORK"
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Anonymous
7/15/2025, 11:01:11 AM No.715513778
>>715508829 (OP)
>gane made by a genius
>is it worth it?
I don't know, take a fucking guess
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Anonymous
7/15/2025, 11:02:20 AM No.715513821
pepeconcern
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>>715513760
maybe the hood stays semi-up because its full of cum stains that keep it rigid
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Anonymous
7/15/2025, 11:26:09 AM No.715514776
i played it after downloading it from steamunlocked and only got as far as collecting the ducks in the office. the dialogue is utter shit and i still don't know what the game is about.
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Anonymous
7/15/2025, 12:02:57 PM No.715516313
>>715514776
The game is unpiratable
You played a fake game
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 12:25:06 PM No.715517343
>>715513778
made?
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 12:44:00 PM No.715518429
>>715509621
The guy making the video is dumber than Thor but has the wisdom of becoming a Youtube grifter, rather than a gamedev grifter.
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 1:02:09 PM No.715519428
This shit is not even worth pirating, I'm getting ill from just thinking that this was made by a ferret furry pedo zoophile.
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Anonymous
7/15/2025, 1:16:59 PM No.715520178
>>715519428
it's unpirateable anyways bro, you need to have the same puzzle solving iq as him (impossible) to even beging to think of pirating it
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 1:23:26 PM No.715520485
>>715509748
Kinda impressive how far bullshitting around can get you in life. Sure, the nepotism helped but still: He constantly paddled a fake persona of being a super smart hacker gamedev for a very long time and conned millions of zoomer boys.
really impressive how far merely pretending to be smart and competent can get you today.
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 1:33:32 PM No.715520993
>>715513821
what do you mean by "ferret cum" tho?
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 1:37:11 PM No.715521143
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>>715508829 (OP)
The superior game about a boy and his dog is releasing this year

https://store.steampowered.com/app/1581100/Bittersweet_Birthday/
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 1:46:18 PM No.715521616
>>715510019
There's no gameplay, it's 2.5 hours of walking with 5 extremely basic puzzles sprinkled through
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 1:47:12 PM No.715521661
>>715508829 (OP)
is this what 50 years at blizzard gets you?