Thread 715519728

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>>715519728 (OP)
Potato.

buy an ad, Druckmann
I'm still not playing your game.

>>715521431
This implies that if i buy an add you will play my game which you won't. So what the fuck?

It's a shame the stupid ending leaked before people could try it, the gameplay is a lot funner than 1 and they added an encounters only mode that skips all the story for you

why was their so much seethe about ellie's appearance?

>>715521503
you've wasted shekels promoting something to me which I'm going to ignore regardless

>>715521503
>tfw red ants crawled up my pussy but gotta keep it straight cuz my pop's here

>>715521589
they were gay?
>>715521641
not a problem, my people have infinite shekels :)

Imagine her slobbering on a beautful BBC while Dina watches bros

Why did this game filter so many? It's really good

>>715521735
kek, infinite shekels and still couldn't buy good writing. maybe next sequel Ellie dates a sentient clicker for max subversion points.

>>715523860
because you can't buy good righting retard, that takes skill

>>715523950
>righting

>>715521589
>ellie's appearance
i assume you mean the TV show version

>>715521589
There wasn't you lying cunt? Unless youre talking about Bella "Fetal Fentaly Syndrome" Ramsy

>>715521954
>Shitty poorly written plot
>Shitty poorly written characters
>Shitty modern day messaging for the "modern audience"

Target rich environment of bad decisions from Cuckman

>>715527040
>>Shitty modern day messaging for the "modern audience"
what message?

>>715526847
>>715526907
There was tho. They whined how she look like a dyke.
You can see them doing it too with Part I, they swear the PS3 potato is better than the absolute Hebe perfection that is the remake/flashback Ellie.

Niel Cuckmann represses his homosexuality by fetishizing big, strong, ugly, masculine, dominant women

>>715527128
I haven't see her remaster version but her PS3 one looked like Ellen Page iirc

>>715527128
Who is "they" you ignoramus? You genuinely a mentally damaged retard?

>>715527273
>PS3 one looked like Ellen Page iirc
Only her reveal trailer appearance really do desu

>>715527332
The hacker known as "4chan"

>>715527128
>is LITERALLY a dyke
>she looks like a dyke!

Retard

>>715527273
the remaster version looks better

>>715526449
Post the full vid pls.

>>715527101
>transsexuals in a post apocalypse
>women can be as big and strong and manly as men
>women can punch out men who have 100lbs+ over them
>bigot sandwich
>women being in charge or leading anything during an apocalypse
>sending pregnant woman out into dangerous territory because they're just as strong and capable as men

I can go on and on

>>715527728
>ellie becomes a literal cuck

One of the funniest moments in the game, genuinely surprised people don't talk about it more often kek
>"im gonna be a dad"

>>715527689
>>transsexuals in a post apocalypse
there aren't any in the game
>>women can be as big and strong and manly as men
this isn't stated in the game
>>women can punch out men who have 100lbs+ over them
In Ellie's case i used a shotgun to blast that man in the face, which is realistic. And for Abby she only fights ONE such man who is a boss and she also had weapons at her disposal. She only punched normal looking men.
>>bigot sandwich
he deserved it
>>women being in charge or leading anything during an apocalypse
women are good at managing and organizing, men are good at heavy labor, this is true
>>sending pregnant woman out into dangerous territory because they're just as strong and capable as men
Dina didn't know she was pregnant and only finds out when they are in Seattle, long after they started their journey

>>715527728
>>715527990
Not a cuck since: 1- she is a woman and 2- the guy is dead

So uhhh...yeah. Debunked. Sit down.

>>715521753
i wouldn't mind

>>715527259
How did he achieve that natty in a zombie zombie apocalypse?

>>715528104
you should've just said
>Not a cuck because she wasn't sitting on the cuck chair watching Jesse impregnate Dina

>>715519728 (OP)
>act as autistic and weird as possible
>perfect

>>715528289
she's not that big
>>715528330
i mean idk that that didn't happen..
>>715521753
implying Dina would just watch lol

>>715527728
>stunning and brave and uggo plus race mixed

>>715528104
>women are good at managing and organizing
hahahahahaha

>>715527689
reality
>everyone sent to the front lines except pregant waman in the kitchen
2 seconds later
"you want a steak today???" (winks)

(me):
fuck you dumb whore, you go to the front lines

>>715527529
I won't s(he)'s, mine

>>715528104
>transsexuals in a post apocalypse
>there aren't any in the game

I guess Lev, the transexual goblin that Abby picks up along the way doesn't exist

>women can be as big and strong and manly as men
>this isn't stated in the game

You mean besides how Abby is able to keep her gargantuan muscle mass and frame despite being away from high calorie high protein meals and workout equipment for months?

>women being in charge or leading anything during an apocalypse
>women are good at managing and organizing, men are good at heavy labor, this is true

Men are better at managing a time of crisis, thats why 98% of military leaders are men

And the pregnant bitch im taking about is Mel, not Dina you retard.

Damn didn't know you were a shill who is incapable of remembering the actual fucking game. Holy fuck bro, how can you be this much of a retarded cunt? You born a bastard?

>>715528104
>not a cuck
>raising another person's child without consenting to the pregnancy
KEK mentality
>sit down
Kill yourself pro-cuck faggot

>>715519728 (OP)
Why is she like this?

>>715528416
>she's not that big

Wow so now we're at you being retarded, ignorant, and blind. Fuck me what's next to be typed out of your troglodyte gnarly mind?

>>715528947
>You mean besides how Abby is able to keep her gargantuan muscle mass and frame despite being away from high calorie high protein meals and workout equipment for months?
Idk if you know how muscle works, but it doesn't simply vanish after 2 months even if you barely eat. She looks terrible at the end but the amount of weight she lost is realistic.
>Men are better at managing a time of crisis, that's why 98% of military leaders are men
yeah and Isaac was the military leader, so i am guessing you were talking about Maria initially? Jackson is not a military zone

But i do agree that sending Mel out was dumb and that Lev being trans was forced.

>>715529047
that doesn't make her a cuck, that makes her a step-mom...it's important that words maintain their meaning

>>715529195
nah, she wasn't that big, sorry. Ellie was super-scrawny. Abby was buff but nothing unrealistic. They had a military camp with tons of supplies, it's not far-fetched to assume she had access to gear and lots of training.

>>715529063
Someone played 18 rounds of golf on her dad's face

>>715529421
Idk if you know how muscle works but muscle mass disproportionately large and not natural quickly disappears if not maintained properly. Ask me how I know that you've never set foot in a gym

>>715529047
She's not a stepparent, she's the parent who stepped up!

>>715528814
Sure w/e she's your waifu, I just want the full vids, don't care.

>>715529537
actually i'm a gymrat for 5 years and i took breaks, that's how i know..and also she doesn't look "gargantuan" here >>715529421

>>715529421
>my girlfriend is pregnant without me knowing or consenting to it
>im gonna be a dad!
Literal cuck mentally

>>715529421
>she's not that big
Actual fucking retard take, like mouth breathing, limp wristed, hasn't touched grass in weeks or even months, take

>>715529698
again, that's not what a cuck is


and no - she wasn't that big, she was big here, but still nothing crazy. But claiming she looked gargantuan here >>715529421 is fucking retarded

>>715529421
Sure AT THE CAMP you can believe that she had access to roids, a gym, and a super high calorie high protein diet if you somehow believe an apocalypse is completely over in a couple years despite there still being wandering mushroom zombies and somehow there being sufficient crops in cold environments with snowfall but.. you know who gives a fuck about facts or logic. Even if you live in a fantasy land where a woman can get that big in an apocalypse, the fact that she maintains it for months trekking back and forth between Jackson and back WITHOUT access to any of that rings completely fucking retarded to people who actually exercise. Its literally impossible and the entire thing is a delusional fantasy as an excuse to get a big strong gender-swapped Joel

>>715529694
Gymrat eh? What was your calorie maintenance and daily protein goal? What workout routine did you follow?

>>715529805
Big giant wide shoulders >>715529421are unnatural to women unless they're taking on steroids consistently for years you retarded faggot

>>715527259
>"It's ma'am"

>>715530045
>Sure AT THE CAMP you can believe that she had access to roids, a gym, and a super high calorie high protein diet
yes, i do..you even find protein bars out in the wild sometimes, and they were constantly getting supplies (including pharmaceuticals) from hospitals and other places
>she maintains it for months trekking back and forth between Jackson and back WITHOUT access to any of that rings completely fucking retarded
again..you don't lose muscle that quick man, that shit stays there for many months even if you do NOTHING. I spent 3 years just sitting on my ass during covid, after 2 years of gym, and when i got back it wasn't that hard to bounce back.

Also i am starting to think they made her buff so she better fits all the stuff she has to do when it comes to pushing/shoving/beating shit up. They could have undermined Joel just fine if she wasn't buff at all. Don't think that has anything to do with it.
>>715530113
around 2-3k calories, 200g of protein on average. Mondays: chest,biceps, Tuesday: shoulders,triceps, Wednesday: legs, Thursday: back, Friday: Core

>>715530216
but i didn't say she wasn't roiding or that she was natty - i already said she is likely on gear, i said she didn't lose the muscles in just 2 months. Plus at that point she is only slightly bigger than Ellie who was skeletal. Doesn't even compare to her shoulders here, she also had a lot of body fat

>>715527689
and dont forget:
>revenge bad, letting go good
which is not a bad message by itself if only it wasn't for the whole fact that Ellie literally massacred hundreds just to get Abby, it woud've been better if Ellie just kill the bitch and realize that she felt nothing and achieved nothing but more death by her own hands

>>715530525
>2 to 3k calories
>a retarded 5 day bro-split

Gym rat my ass youre either a lying faggot, a retarded faggot, or most likely a lying retarded faggot

>>715519728 (OP)
Ultra cute.

>>715530736
so i am lying because i don't work out exactly as you do?

ok...

>>715530687
Abby suffered way more in the end. She lost literally everyone she knew, was only left with the tranny kid. She even lost her gains. I'm glad Ellie didn't kill her.

>>715519728 (OP)
>>715521503
She needs him

>>715521954
>sirs sirs game is good sirs
>look at screenshots of 2 ladies sirs they touch bob and vageen
>redeem Us of Us 2 sirs please it is good game

>>715531595
haha indian RPers are funny, but yeah i say that

>>715521954
Ugly female characters

>>715527437
And you look like a faggot but but you don't see me seething about it

>>715527332
I get the sentiment but there actually was quite a bit of gnashing of teeth over tlou2 ellie on /v/(not the show version) claims of her subtly being given the looks of a mannish tranny.

>>715537667
There was only one character in the game being called a mannish tranny >>715527259


Even the literal tranny Lev was more effeminate than Cuckmanns fetish

>>715538186
sorry you're wrong.