Thread 715522627

What the fuck is wrong with her?

I just realized every single pointless (You) farming thread is a mobile post because mobilefags can't into writing more than a single sentence and purely exist to be mentioned and spoken to to remind themselves they exist and not actually have discussions

The same thing that's wrong with any woman. They are all addicted to getting pregnant.

>>715522627 (OP)
>What the fuck is wrong with her?
She isn't Morrigan

>>715522627 (OP)
Religion will do that to a person.

>>715522627 (OP)
>got groomed into being an amoral spy/assassin
>got backstabbed and left for dead
>had a mental breakdown and deluded herself into thinking god was talking to her
That pretty much sums it up

even if romanced she doesn't get a kid like Morrigan does

>>715522627 (OP)
everything.

she's a fantasy frog

>>715522627 (OP)
Nearly every time I get high approval from this bitch she professes her love for me, even though I didn't flirt with her. And every time I have to "break up" this imaginary relationship we're having. Sometimes more than once.
Lel really isn't beating those being crazy allegations.

>>715522806
Shut up nerd

>>715522627 (OP)
Ranga cunt

>>715522627 (OP)
No, not Leliana, what the fuck is wrong with MORRIGAN

>>715524283
She's not Flemeth.

>>715524283
she's goth

>>715524283
She takes darwinism to the extreme because she's a half-feral swamp witch raised by a demon.

>>715522627 (OP)
She enjoys killing but can't come to terms with it. Like someone who is secretly gay and overcompensates by being homophobic (except with killing and being a moralfag)
The scariest part about her is that she has no stable personality outside of enjoying killing

>>715524016
origins ninjamancing is so bad that i have to use the approval pages on the wiki. yes i know the game has a special love meter, but i'm not playing where's waldo with my save states to find out what triggered it

>>715524283
she was raised by an elven goddess in the body of an old woman

>>715524283
>help an orphan child
>Morrigan disapproves

>>715525208
Nothing past origins is canon.

>>715525403
It's worse
>help villagers in a way that will get me something we need (the arl's help)
>morrigan disapproves
She is literally willing to make our strategic position worse as long as she gets to be edgy
It's fine though, I gave her a mirror and she blushed

>>715525652
She's not exactly a pragmatic person.
>let's just kill Loghain right now
she says, without a plan on how we would go about this

>>715525859
Admittedly, I don't think she has ever seen a castle in her life, she probably thinks Lorghain lives in a hut somewhere

>>715526010
her mom is literally a dragon so maybe castles aint shit

>>715526048
Yeah but Lorghain isn't a dragon, so she probably figured it would be easy

>>715522627 (OP)
Tangled, smelly mess of fiery orange pubes (this is the best part about her)

Morrigan and Cassandra are the best girls in the series

>>715525652
Honestly imagine how stinky and dirty a swamp witch would actually be
She's probably never washed her groin in her life

>>715527553
Ponder the aroma.... the untrimmed bush....

>>715527402
>bitch and butch
I think you have a type for women who will.actually just kill you

>>715528147
Cassandra is extremely feminine by the current year standards.

>>715528147
i love a girl who will try (and fail) to kill me but i dont really care for either leliana or morrigan.

>>715528147
NTA and I like both but it gets MUCH worse in that regard

I want to suck on Cassandra's brown nipples

the inquisitor should've put her down like the rabid dog she is, she's nothing but a liability and giving her the role of spymaster is borderline suicidal.
>why
because she's aboslutely fucking NUTS an she's a psychopath

>>715522627 (OP)
She's a woman

>>715528147
Both are super sweet and feminine once you get past their cold exteriors.

>>715528915
Why did you post this

>>715529059
fat cummies for femanon :3

>>715522627 (OP)
I love my wife

>>715527750
would smell like wet dog (which she fucks)

>>715522627 (OP)
She's french.

>>715528886
>>715524717
And then she becomes pope.

>>715528886
name 1 (one) insane or psychotic thing she did

>>715529565
Being pro mage liberation.

>>715522806
Smart phones was a huge downgrade of the world server.

Tried to get hardened Lel as Divine for shits and giggles. Got Cass instead. I have no idea how that system works.

>harden leliana
>destroy the ashes
>intimidate her into standing down
>get the bitch some gifts
>fuck her

>>715531741
Your choices with the mages/templars and there's also a war table mission to support a candidate

>>715531741
Basically every single potential replacement got killed in the explosion that killed the Divide so now the only 2 remaining highest officials are the left and right hand of the Divide. Both are perfectly valid choices due to their background (1 was tutored by the previous Divide and 1 was her bodyguard)

? Is it possible? She attacked me right away iirc

>>715532190
Yes, but only if she's hardened beforehand.

>>715522627 (OP)
Autism representation

>>715525652
You can convince her to not hate helping the village with that exact reasoning if I remember right

>>715533870
She still disapproves, just slightly less so.

>>715533994
Good because she smells it's just your cope for wanting to be a goodie two shoes and you'd sitll help them even if you got nothing out of it

>>715524283
Morrigan is based af. When I first played this as a teenager she influenced the way I see some things because I just took it as a given to pity poor ghetto people that waste away on drugs or be angry at the few mistreating the many or in the case of the greedy merchant it's just one guy being the asshole and Morrigan is right about it literally being their own fault for letting this stand in the first place, there will always be someone to exploit their weakness.
Seems like common sense now but I know too many 30+ that still think the way I did as a teenager.

>>715535128
>I became a sociopath with no empathy because of a video game character

>>715535128
As I point out here >>715525652 she's not even smart about the way she is edgy, how she influenced you is beyond me

I know better than to give money to drug addicts, that's not really the issue with her retardation

>>715522627 (OP)
>talk about how cool it would be if humans and elves could get along
>also commits a casual racism against my elf in the same conversation
lol

>>715535791
Yes, that was the point.