Thread 715536685 - /v/ [Archived: 253 hours ago]

Anonymous
7/15/2025, 5:41:21 PM No.715536685
nintendo mario kart mario sad depressed dying mario kart world nintendo switch 2 dying dead playerbase nintendo dying
Why does Mario Kart World die already?
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Anonymous
7/15/2025, 5:42:43 PM No.715536779
>>715536685 (OP)
I'm not playing multiplayer slop and not paying for online
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 5:44:04 PM No.715536869
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>>715536685 (OP)
the baby characters wasted slots & made everyone quit
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Anonymous
7/15/2025, 5:44:45 PM No.715536897
>>715536685 (OP)
>Why does Mario Kart World die already?
Sars don't redeemed the switched to bundle

01./01. [NS2] Mario Kart World # <RCE> (Nintend๐ฌ) {2025.06.05} (ยฅ9.073) - 114.106 / 1.299.219 (-21%)
02./02. [NSW] Tamagotchi Plaza <ETC> (Bandai Namco Entertainment) {2025.06.26} (ยฅ5.400) - 24.173 / 126.462 (-76%)
03./03. [PS5] Death Stranding 2: On the Beach <ACT> (Sony Interactive Entertainment) {2025.06.26} (ยฅ8.164) - 11.471 / 83.435 (-84%)

OH NO NO NO NO
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Anonymous
7/15/2025, 5:45:01 PM No.715536913
sloptubers are still suffering from terminal NDS huh?
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Anonymous
7/15/2025, 5:45:50 PM No.715536972
eric thread DNI
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Anonymous
7/15/2025, 5:46:25 PM No.715537023
>>715536685 (OP)
MKW is trash
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 5:46:56 PM No.715537059
>>715536685 (OP)
>ESL
>AIslop
>Nintendo Derangement Syndrome
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Anonymous
7/15/2025, 5:50:51 PM No.715537374
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>"You WIRR race on the intermission tracku and you WIRR onry race on the actual tracku for one rap and you WIRR rike it!"
>"NRRRROOOOOOO WHERE YOU GROING YOU FRUCKING COCK SUCKERS?! NO, DONTU PURAY MARIO KAHTU WII OR EIGHTO! CAHMU BAAAAAAACK! AAAAAAIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEE!!!"
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 5:54:21 PM No.715537643
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>>715536685 (OP)
switch 2 is a worse blunder than virtual boy and wii u combined
half the suits higher up already committed sudoku,except for senile shiggy
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Anonymous
7/15/2025, 5:55:13 PM No.715537704
Mario Kart is fun for like 3 days
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Anonymous
7/15/2025, 5:56:08 PM No.715537781
>>715536913
its gonna kick in to overdrive again when dong bananza comes out
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 5:56:20 PM No.715537793
>>715536685 (OP)
Game's been out for a month and is already dead.
But what of Kart 8 Deluxe?
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 5:59:00 PM No.715537998
>>715537643
and then you woke up and started crying because sony admitted they can't compete with the switch 2 at all and announced the PS5 is dead
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 5:59:05 PM No.715538006
I cant even find full lobbies anymore.
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Anonymous
7/15/2025, 5:59:59 PM No.715538072
>>715537704
pretty much this. I think the same thing happened with me for 8. I played it for about a week then got bored
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 6:00:54 PM No.715538157
>>715536685 (OP)
but reddit told me people loved the intermissions??
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 6:01:28 PM No.715538196
>>715536685 (OP)
this brazilian motherfucker got BTFO in the DK shitpost thread. Now heยดs back to MKW.

kys.
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 6:01:31 PM No.715538204
Based Ceave has a great video about it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kQXxkxTFVEo

tl;dw they spent too much time and money on open world and fell for sunk cost fallacies. They put a shitton of effort into the open world and are absolutely FURIOUS that nobody likes it. Which is hilarious because for the time and effort the overworld took, they could have likely released a game with way more tracks that was as good as MK8D.
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Anonymous
7/15/2025, 6:02:29 PM No.715538270
>>715536685 (OP)
>Players was to have fun
>Find a way to avoid the tedious parts of the game
>Nintendo stops that and forces the tedium
>People stop playing
GEE, HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN?
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Anonymous
7/15/2025, 6:05:50 PM No.715538521
>>715538006
Knockout tour is always full but races seem to cap out at 18
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 6:07:21 PM No.715538650
>>715538204
the open world is amazing
I don't get my opinions from YouTuber niggers
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Anonymous
7/15/2025, 6:08:51 PM No.715538767
>>715538650
The open world represents shittons of time and money and all it does it ruin traditional Mario Kart.

I too think for myself by YT vids can nutshell ideas quite tidily.
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Anonymous
7/15/2025, 6:10:20 PM No.715538874
>>715538767
>ruin
improves
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Anonymous
7/15/2025, 6:14:15 PM No.715539137
>every mainline mario kart has a new gimmick
>retards thought after 11 years of 8 that we'd get 8 3.0
Come the fuck on.
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Anonymous
7/15/2025, 6:21:00 PM No.715539635
>>715539137
No we just hoped it wouldn't be a downgrade.

>wide tracks to accommodate 24 racers because the open world is boring with 12 racers
>ruined the 3 lap structure because the open world
>isn't fun on it's own as a new interesting thing to do when playing Mario Kart
All they had to do was not make a worse game.
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Anonymous
7/15/2025, 6:23:16 PM No.715539828
>>715539635
world absolutely shits on 8
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Anonymous
7/15/2025, 6:24:06 PM No.715539884
>>715536685 (OP)
It suuucks
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 6:24:47 PM No.715539941
>>715539828
8DX with DLC is the best Kart racer of all time. Cope retard.
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Anonymous
7/15/2025, 6:26:50 PM No.715540084
>>715539941
>the game with retardedly overpowered items that play the game for you and has absolutely no fun mechanics at all propped up by recycled dlc tracks
>good
8 is the worst fucking mario kart
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 6:27:16 PM No.715540117
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>Nintendo makes an open world and it's boring as shit and empty
when has this ever happened before?!?!
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Anonymous
7/15/2025, 6:28:21 PM No.715540193
None of the new courses are on par with the likes of Electrodrome, Dolphin Shoals, Bell Subway, Big Blue, Mt. Wario, and Sunshine Airport
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Anonymous
7/15/2025, 6:28:50 PM No.715540235
>>715540117
>>Nintendo makes an open world and it's amazing and mindbreaks the snoys on /v/
FTFY
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Anonymous
7/15/2025, 6:29:30 PM No.715540284
>>715539941
The DLC tracks are literally mobile ports.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UELGzdsqy7o
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 6:30:58 PM No.715540407
>>715540193
Half of those courses suck. Dolphin shoals is absolute ass to play online because the best way to race it involves changing you controller settings mid race
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Anonymous
7/15/2025, 6:31:36 PM No.715540460
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>>715536685 (OP)
Nice cope OP. Sales have only gone up. Keep seething forever lmao.
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Anonymous
7/15/2025, 6:32:29 PM No.715540526
>>715540407
I remember people bitching about underwater tracks but now we've always loved them apparently.
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 6:33:02 PM No.715540573
>>715540407
They are more imaginative than worlds because the latter has to stick to it's open world setting and can't have crazy shit. The one exception to this boo cinema which is pretty cool
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 6:44:50 PM No.715541424
>>715536685 (OP)
Because people have rose tinted goggles on whenever they think back on MK8 and consider it the better game because of how piss easy it was in comparison. MKW is bullshit but also genuinely difficult, the cpu will fucking smoke you if you make one misstep if you're playing at the top of your game. MK8 is *just* bullshit. If you're even partially competent, you'll have almost half a laps lead on second place. If you lose in MK8, it's because the game targeted you and said "this person isn't winning anymore." The cpu's will take routes that aren't even beneficial to them just to swipe you with a shell, you'll get back to back lightning uses, bullet bills will shoot someone up to second or third place because of how far ahead you are, the game is a clusterfuck in the worst way possible.
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Anonymous
7/15/2025, 6:47:13 PM No.715541605
>>715538767
>muh trudishunal mario kart
All that thinking for yourself and you're still a fucking idiot.
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 7:01:28 PM No.715542753
i play online everyday and it's always packed.

cope more, nerds
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 7:01:58 PM No.715542798
>>715536869
sex with elves
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 7:04:45 PM No.715543040
>>715541424
I swear they coordinate to fuck you. I have had one take my shell using the boo and then another go in for the kill multiple times now. This is what they do when they have no blue shell which the AI is programmed to wait until you are near the finish line to use to rob you of that required first place position at each knockout checkpoint.
I genuinely am not good enough to 3 star a knockout . Fucking impossible
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 7:05:59 PM No.715543143
>>715541424
anon when people talk about mario kart it's about online mode
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 7:09:15 PM No.715543393
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>>715536685 (OP)
>Why does Mario Kart World die already?
Are you the same person who kept claiming that Splatoon and ARMS were dead too?
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Anonymous
7/15/2025, 7:10:27 PM No.715543498
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I'm still playing 8
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Anonymous
7/15/2025, 7:41:38 PM No.715546056
>Discord blew up so all the sweats have actual rooms and shit to play in and can stop whining about Intermissions online
>Casual players clearly don't care all too much given you can still pretty easily find full Vs. rooms and Knockout Tours are as active as ever
The updat was dogshit but the game's doing fine
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 7:42:20 PM No.715546114
>>715536685 (OP)
because we all died in 2012 and we are in hell, you aren't ever supposed to get any enjoyment out of everything.
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 7:48:28 PM No.715546652
>>715536897
>(-21%)
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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Anonymous
7/15/2025, 7:49:29 PM No.715546728
>>715540460
>Sales have only gone up
-21% sales.>>715546652
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Anonymous
7/15/2025, 7:50:38 PM No.715546815
>>715546652
Now compare that to 8DX in the same timeframe, faggot
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 8:09:34 PM No.715548328
>>715543393
Splatoon 3 has yet to reach splatoon 2โ€™s sales and no one gave a fuck about ARMS a month after launch
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Anonymous
7/15/2025, 8:17:52 PM No.715548964
>>715546728
> amerishart can't read
This isn't like handegg where you just try to make biggest number, actual sophisticated humans play golf. Getting in 21% under target is fantastic. Go watch american idol and let the grown ups talk
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Anonymous
7/15/2025, 8:20:32 PM No.715549191
>>715546652
>>715546728
Now let's see Astro Bot's sales figures.
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Anonymous
7/15/2025, 8:21:36 PM No.715549286
>>715540235
>bro death stranding
FTFY
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 8:23:01 PM No.715549409
>>715549191
Everything on that board make a profit.
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 8:35:16 PM No.715550381
>>715548328
>and no one gave a fuck about ARMS a month after launch
ARMS's peak player count was like over two years after launch.
You're just shitposting. Like OP. Or you are OP.
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 8:37:29 PM No.715550564
>>715538874
>improves
in what way.
The open world only exists in free roam, it's a completely pointless feature.
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 8:39:48 PM No.715550768
I stopped playing after the update. I imagine a lot of other people did too.
The online is dead because Nintendo killed it.
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Anonymous
7/15/2025, 8:45:37 PM No.715551219
>>715536685 (OP)
Everyone is waiting for Sonic Crossworlds instead
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 8:50:17 PM No.715551601
>>715537643
Wii u was good
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 8:52:02 PM No.715551748
>>715536685 (OP)
Why are you a third worlder
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Anonymous
7/15/2025, 8:55:19 PM No.715552040
>>715536685 (OP)
>focus on slop like baby rosalina but not the actual good stuff people like mario kart for
>wonder why nobody likes playing a bad game
Gee, it sure is a mystery.
OnlyDoesEverything !!16zEpjv6S2A
7/15/2025, 9:11:50 PM No.715553340
>>715536685 (OP)
It's shit and flopped
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 9:13:30 PM No.715553467
>>715548964
It's not under target, it's from famitsu, and it means there was 21% less sold than the week before. Totally coincidentally, the shipments of switch 2 consoles that week were exactly 21% smaller than the week before.
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OnlyDoesEverything !!16zEpjv6S2A
7/15/2025, 9:14:49 PM No.715553569
>>715550768
Shitch poo is dead. Good riddance.
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 9:15:36 PM No.715553635
>>715539635
>Has an open world but doesn't allow you to have events on the open world.
>Could have had Kirby Air ride esque minigames you build up to or try to win.
OnlyDoesEverything !!16zEpjv6S2A
7/15/2025, 9:15:50 PM No.715553643
>>715553467
False. You have already chosen your pitiful end
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 9:16:23 PM No.715553685
turning your trip on and off doesn't actually fool anyone into thinking people are showing up to agree with you if you seethe and spam the same baby babble every post
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 9:17:29 PM No.715553765
>>715536685 (OP)
Feels so good to be a three-digiter bros. You don't have to spend money to find out somethins sucks ass, you have the ability to wait and see because (thanks to your superior IQ) you are immune to FOMO.
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 9:17:32 PM No.715553772
>>715553467
the week before, when the update released, also saw a large uptick in sales over launch day sales also lining up nicely with the increase in shipments of stock
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Anonymous
7/15/2025, 9:22:03 PM No.715554102
Why do people like CTR open world tho?
Replies: >>715555265
OnlyDoesEverything !!16zEpjv6S2A
7/15/2025, 9:24:56 PM No.715554315
>>715553772
False. It's dead. Good riddance. You have already chosen your pitiful end
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Anonymous
7/15/2025, 9:37:46 PM No.715555265
>>715554102
CTR is designed more like a hub world
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 9:38:54 PM No.715555352
8snoys stop seething about World challenge (impossible)
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 9:40:05 PM No.715555443
>>715554315
the only thing dead is the snoy's pathetic 8 /v/kend thread that tried to compete with the real mario kart /v/kend thread
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OnlyDoesEverything !!16zEpjv6S2A
7/15/2025, 9:47:43 PM No.715555967
>>715555443
You have already chosen your pitiful end
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Anonymous
7/15/2025, 9:50:31 PM No.715556182
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>>715536685 (OP)
Why are jewtubers like this?
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Anonymous
7/15/2025, 9:50:53 PM No.715556223
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>Why does Mario Kart World die already?
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 9:53:06 PM No.715556391
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>>715556182
a mix of being paid to shill for sony, genuine NDS, and being bald
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 9:58:20 PM No.715556791
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>>715549191
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Anonymous
7/15/2025, 10:00:41 PM No.715556956
>>715538204
I made it around 2 minutes then closed, fucking horrible faggoty accent made it unwatchable.
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 10:01:58 PM No.715557048
>>715555967
sorry but can you say that with your GreatnessAwaits trip?
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Anonymous
7/15/2025, 10:04:42 PM No.715557259
f zero frens
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>>715536685 (OP)
>mfw F-Zero 99 will have a bigger playerbase than Mario Kart World next month
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 10:18:08 PM No.715558235
>>715555967
It doesnโ€™t sound intimidating when you say it.
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 10:19:29 PM No.715558321
>>715536685 (OP)
Kill yourself, retarded subhuman AI pajeet
OnlyDoesEverything !!16zEpjv6S2A
7/15/2025, 10:21:18 PM No.715558447
>>715557048
I have no other trip. You have already chosen your pitiful end
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 10:22:58 PM No.715558552
it has a much smaller install base than MK8 and I'm guessing of all the people playing online, there's like 5 individual turbo autists who show up in literally every single race. they'll continue to support the game and more people will be playing it as more people can get a switch 2
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 10:34:31 PM No.715559384
>>715539941
World has
-Better core gameplay. Seriously, I went back to play 8DX and it feels like controlling a brick by comparison
-Better tracks that allow you to do a shitload of cool tricks
-Costumes for the characters
-Better soundtrack, tho 8 is really good too
-A ton of P-Switch challenges that really test your skill
-And the cherry on top: Knockout Tour probably the most fun mode in MK ever

The only thing 8 has over World is the battle mode and 200cc, and even then, World has a better battle mode than vanilla 8 and 200cc was an update that will surely come to World too.
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Anonymous
7/15/2025, 10:38:20 PM No.715559674
>>715536685 (OP)
mama mia
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 10:46:11 PM No.715560292
>>715556791
Answer the question, S0nypony.
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 10:51:40 PM No.715560685
>>715556182
what a weird mix of videos, issues with female the population and Nintendo
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 10:54:19 PM No.715560863
>>715538270
>Players was to have fun
ESL
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 10:58:41 PM No.715561216
>>715559384
> Knockout Tour probably the most fun mode in MK ever
BAsed. I think how much Knockout Tour adds is genuinely really understated, it's a fantastic game mode that's only held back by being limited to 8 options. If they let you build a custom rally of 4 tracks (with limitations on what connects to what obviously) it'd legitimately be the best game mode in MK history.
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 10:59:45 PM No.715561290
Post-gen 7 console wars are so depressing. Just roleplaying jeet farms screaming at other roleplaying jeet farms about something they never experienced or will ever comprehend.
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 11:00:48 PM No.715561387
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The highways have no business being in the standard race mode and should've been exclusive to knockout tour.
Love everything about the game except for the current state of online and being pushed into private lobbies to play normally.
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Anonymous
7/15/2025, 11:10:40 PM No.715562080
>>715536685 (OP)
I doubt it will reach the same number of sales as MK8D.
I doubt it will even surpass 10 milly. It is really the worst Mario Kart we had since Super Circuit.
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 11:12:18 PM No.715562201
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>>715543393
>ARMS
>Did well.
Come on...
Replies: >>715578170
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 11:18:39 PM No.715562723
8 has more content, it's that simple.
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 11:23:36 PM No.715563070
>>715536685 (OP)
For me, it's a combination of a few things:
1. Items are fucking out of control in this game. Stuff that used to be super rare now happens every single race or even every single lap.
2. Driving feels really slow for some reason, if you're not boosting it feels like you're just puttering along.
3. Big jumps have to be charged up, so you can't just jump up on a rail or wall on a whim, every rail or wall ride has to be meticulously planned out ahead of time so you can start charging up a jump in advance. I was expecting to just have a big jump button and for MKW to be a platforming kart game, jump charging sucks the fun out of all that.
It just ended up being less fun than it looked.
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 11:25:16 PM No.715563185
>>715561387
>The highways have no business being in the standard race mode and should've been exclusive to knockout tour.
This bothers me, too. Every track is Toad's Turnpike now, which sucks. It makes GP more annoying and KT less special, so it's just a bad decision all around.
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Anonymous
7/15/2025, 11:28:47 PM No.715563441
My life is like a video game
My life is like a video game
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Anonymous
7/15/2025, 11:28:48 PM No.715563447
>>715563185
Another gripe I have about it is it's also just not conducive to letting the player learn the tracks organically. The final lap on a highway race is such a chaotic shitfest of everyone popping their power items you never really get a chance to get a feel for the shortcuts and what not. Even single player grand prix does this shit.
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 11:39:19 PM No.715564282
>>715539828
Haha
No
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 12:16:32 AM No.715566887
Nintendo will discontinue console construction once Donkey Kong flops.
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 12:18:30 AM No.715567025
They will announce 200 cc or whatever later and everyone will dicksuck nintendo about it and talk about how game is saved
Replies: >>715568112 >>715568243
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 12:32:19 AM No.715568112
>>715567025
I fully expected 200CC to be an unlockable mode in this game and was really disappointed to find out it's not. I'm not even sure if there's a mirror mode in this game. I beat all the Grand Prix's with gold trophies and nothing happened.
Replies: >>715571397
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 12:33:59 AM No.715568243
>>715567025
Not if they keep the filler tracks in multiplayer.
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 12:36:06 AM No.715568425
>>715536685 (OP)
Because Mario Kart in general is something you play for a little bit then it collects dust.
Its a nice diversion but its not something you play for weeks or months.
Replies: >>715569010
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 12:38:09 AM No.715568607
Don't care still having fun online
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 12:43:30 AM No.715569010
>>715568425
This, it's not a live-service game, a genuine competitive multiplayer experience or a lengthy single-player title, it something you play with friends if they're up for it, or when you're just in the spontaneous mood for a racing experience.
Replies: >>715569554
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 12:50:15 AM No.715569554
>>715569010
>or when you're just in the spontaneous mood for a racing experience
No racing fans play the actual racing titles: GT or Forza.
The only people who ever play Mario Kart are tendies that play it for an afternoon with friends.
Replies: >>715569856
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 12:51:45 AM No.715569661
>>715537704
Every mario kart is like that, i know it's a heavy hitter but you play mario kart when you have a mario odissey, a luigi mansion, a xenoblade or a real game and you get kinda tired or them so you pass the time karting like a kid and then go back to "real" games, even smash feels more like a real game since it's not just a dice roll to get a win, i know MK is fun and i'm enjoying it quite a bit, but it's in betweens of replayin totk
Replies: >>715569865
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 12:54:03 AM No.715569856
>>715569554
My bad, should've specified a wacky or easy-going racing itch, not genuine competitive racing.
Nonetheless, Mario Kart isn't meant to be played for hours on end, let alone taken seriously.
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 12:54:06 AM No.715569865
vomit tan
vomit tan
md5: 37f1b00aa7b5bc6743508e65209caeab๐Ÿ”
>>715569661
>replayin totk
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 12:54:54 AM No.715569924
>>715548328
Splatoon 3 being 1M sales off Splatoon 2 lifetime isn't an indication that it's dead
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 12:55:06 AM No.715569938
>>715540193
I have a feeling they'll release all the old mk8 tracks as DLC sometime in the future, it just makes sense
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 12:57:26 AM No.715570105
>>715537059
also >>715536972
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 12:59:45 AM No.715570287
>>715551748
Why are you a first problem
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 1:15:03 AM No.715571397
>>715568112
Mirror Mode's unlock requirements have been known for forever, you didn't even think to look it up?
Replies: >>715571724
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 1:20:01 AM No.715571724
>>715571397
I don't look up things like that. Good to know it's in the game, though. I'm sure I'll unlock it at some point in that case.
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 1:58:47 AM No.715574631
>>715536685 (OP)
Mario Kart Wilds
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 2:00:43 AM No.715574784
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md5: a79b4b59f8986ba1c69cedfec95cf915๐Ÿ”
>>715536685 (OP)
ESL SPOTTED!
WAAAAHAHAHAHAHA
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 2:06:21 AM No.715575221
>>715536685 (OP)
already sick of AI-jeet thumbnails on YouTube
Replies: >>715575304
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 2:07:11 AM No.715575292
>>715536685 (OP)
nintendo made the game literally unplayable online
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 2:07:15 AM No.715575304
>>715575221
It always has the sepia tone now
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 2:11:34 AM No.715575675
>>715536685 (OP)
Because it's a nothing game.

Open world with very little to do, I think open world can genuinely work if you make it full of bullshit to do and have fast and deep movement (world has neither).

Track design barely complimenting the new mechanics, with a few outliers.

A big roster that ended up just being everyone but the kitchen sink. It just feels boring despite the fact it's big because it's just nameless enemies that don't stick.
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 2:14:37 AM No.715575882
>>715543498
Same. I dont gave switch 2 bug went back to my switch to just play some 8 online with new courses. Fuck ninty
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 2:20:17 AM No.715576274
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QyZn2gy9A8E
This shit's gonna ruin /v/eekends isn't it
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 2:20:32 AM No.715576285
>>715536869
dont forgot the asset flip mook slop
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 2:22:42 AM No.715576416
MKWorld is still obviously better than MK8DX. There's more stuff to do in a race, it's just far more mechanically interesting. And I don't wanna hear shit about number of tracks considering all of the Booster Course tracks look like low effort mobileshit.
The only MK you could really make an argument for being better would be Wii, but even then, it's a toss-up.
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 2:49:15 AM No.715578170
>>715562201
It's a multimillion seller. It absolutely did well.