Ridley - /v/ (#715541793) [Archived: 297 hours ago]

Anonymous
7/15/2025, 6:49:51 PM No.715541793
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Zoomers may not believe this but there was once a time when they said Ridley couldn't be in Smash because he was 'too big' and autistic people actually believe this
Imagine, in video games, the medium where you can do literally anything you want, had an arbitrary restriction of something being 'too big'
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Anonymous
7/15/2025, 6:51:32 PM No.715541908
zoomer coomer boomer doomer goomer poomer hoomer loomer yoomer Shut the fuck up
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Anonymous
7/15/2025, 6:52:15 PM No.715541973
>>715541908
Get. His. Ass.
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 6:52:41 PM No.715542016
>>715541793 (OP)
Who gives a shit. He's gonna get cut in favor of Sylux anyways because nobody plays him
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Anonymous
7/15/2025, 6:53:04 PM No.715542047
My Grandfather smoked his whole life. I was about 10 years old when my mother said to him, 'If you ever want to see your grandchildren graduate, you have to stop immediately.'. Tears welled up in his eyes when he realized what exactly was at stake. He gave it up immediately. Three years later he died of lung cancer. It was really sad and destroyed me. My mother said to me- 'Don't ever smoke. Please don't put your family through what your Grandfather put us through." I agreed. At 28, I have never touched a cigarette. I must say, I feel a very slight sense of regret for never having done it, because your post gave me cancer anyway.
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 6:53:16 PM No.715542056
>>715541793 (OP)
zoomer here
i was in high school when you spergs were screeching over sakurai's 2BIG4SMASH comments
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 7:04:54 PM No.715543050
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>>715541793 (OP)
He WAS too big to be a Smash character. That's why they sized him down for Ultimate, retard.
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Anonymous
7/15/2025, 7:08:00 PM No.715543309
it's because he was in Brawl as a giant screen sized boss, and the developers had to explain to annoying people why you couldn't play as him.
Ridley is actually just not a very interesting character, but representationtards think every character also needs to have a villain present, for some stupid reason.
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Anonymous
7/15/2025, 7:10:19 PM No.715543486
>>715541793 (OP)
Zoomers are not Gen Alpha for fucks sake. We're like 10 years younger than you.
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Anonymous
7/15/2025, 7:11:50 PM No.715543620
>>715542016
Ridley and Banjo-Kazooie mainer here.
Fuck you.
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Anonymous
7/15/2025, 7:11:58 PM No.715543636
>>715543486
Zoomer has become a catch all term for "people younger than me that I don't like". Same with boomer in the opposite direction.
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 7:12:06 PM No.715543650
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>>715543309
>Ridley is actually just not a very interesting character
Sadistic Space Joker who's smart and egotistical enough to build giant robots of himself. A cunning tactician who gets in the fray and fights like an animal because he can and it's fun. An opportunist who sides with whoever will give him the most power and loot, and always comes back with new toys to challenge Samus' new toys.

What about that isn't interesting?
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Anonymous
7/15/2025, 7:13:13 PM No.715543735
>>715543620
>plays the most obtuse characters in the game
sad
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 7:13:20 PM No.715543748
>>715541793 (OP)
>they said Ridley couldn't be in Smash because he was 'too big' and autistic people actually believe this
Absolutely no one believed that dumbass excuse.
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 7:16:35 PM No.715544026
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>>715541793 (OP)
but he is too big actually
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Anonymous
7/15/2025, 7:20:52 PM No.715544398
>>715543309
>it's because he was in Brawl as a giant screen sized boss
Brawl had nothing to do with it.

Any game with crossovers has some level of duty to be faithful (yeah, yeah, we all know they fail at it sometimes but that's what reinterpretation is). The simple fact is Ridley in every iteration except for the very first Metroid on NES, is this giant room filling boss and his sheer size is a massive part of who he is. A Ridley boss fight in Metroid at this point almost NEEDS to make you feel claustrophobic because the idea that he's a room filling massive fucking space dragon is baked into the design of most of his fights.

Unlike Bowser he doesn't have a history of vastly changing size either. Again, since Super onwards he has always been this huge room filling monster.

Making him playable while still retaining that is a struggle. So when deciding things and planning them out, it was likely a legitimate discussion of "do we think we can do him justice without compromising on how important his size is" and that's a legitimate question that they likely ruled him out early for.

Also Smash picks aren't about who is "interesting". None of the Mario cast are "interesting". It's about who is fun, cool or would make people happy.
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Anonymous
7/15/2025, 7:21:05 PM No.715544413
DRUNK WAR - GTA 5 Gameplay - YouTube - 0-4-53
DRUNK WAR - GTA 5 Gameplay - YouTube - 0-4-53
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>>715544026
>But he IS too big ACTually
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 7:23:04 PM No.715544551
>>715543309
It's not that retard, it's the opening of Melee.

The opening of melee has Mario fighting Bowser, Link crossing fists with Ganon and Samus fighting Ridley. I remember when Melee first came out thinking damn I can't wait to play as Ridley here.
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 7:24:55 PM No.715544714
Genuinely who gives a shit about Smash anymore he has to be in the new Metroid now
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 7:26:45 PM No.715544860
>>715543650
And how did his moveset reflect any of those traits to those unaware? To most people he was just a big dumb space lizard.
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 7:30:29 PM No.715545141
>>715544398
This is correct. And I think their gut instinct was correct. He's too lanky and he doesn't feel heavy enough. Ganondorf and fucking Bowser feel much more imposing then Ridley
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Anonymous
7/15/2025, 7:35:37 PM No.715545563
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>>715543050
>>715543309
Retards, he's the same fucking size as Samus
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Anonymous
7/15/2025, 7:36:42 PM No.715545657
>>715543650
None of that is ever in the games.
He isn't even the top bad guy in any of the games. That's Mother Brain, or Metroid Prime.
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Anonymous
7/15/2025, 7:38:06 PM No.715545774
>>715544398
Mario characters have personality, and can do zany things like throw vegetables around.
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 7:38:38 PM No.715545814
>>715545657
Metroid games have no fucking dialogue yet somehow people are giving this voiceless space lizard all this character development from this one off comic from 30 years ago
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Anonymous
7/15/2025, 7:39:52 PM No.715545927
>>715544398
they made Ridley already kinda small in the melee opening.
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 7:40:46 PM No.715545994
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>>715545563
He's twice her height while being hunched over and crouched down into a fucking ball.
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Anonymous
7/15/2025, 7:42:13 PM No.715546106
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>>715545563
And here's Ridley in Zero Mission, the game that completely replaces the original in the timeline.
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Anonymous
7/15/2025, 7:43:29 PM No.715546212
>>715545141
I think they did a great job personally. The lankiness isn't completely uncharacteristic for him, lots of his appearances across Metroid put a lot of emphasis in his extremely thin neck and arms. Coupled with good posing work I think they sold him as a big imposing guy as best as you reasonably could without just making him literally be a physically bigger presence.

It feels to me like their direct inspiration for Smash Ridley was xenomorphs, which Ridley already has obviously adjacency too, and since xenomorphs are much closer to human size than he is, I think that was a good angle.

I could write a fucking essay on why Dark Samus feels off though, but at the end of the day she was always a cheap free inclusion through the echo thing anyway.
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 7:43:39 PM No.715546230
>>715546106
>>715545994
I'm not familr with these games, Im a retro game, I only play games on the NES and before
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Anonymous
7/15/2025, 7:44:14 PM No.715546289
ssbmsamusvsridley
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>>715543050
naw
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Anonymous
7/15/2025, 7:44:58 PM No.715546346
>>715546230
>SNES is not retro
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 7:47:32 PM No.715546564
>>715546289
why does Samus have a machine gun?
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Anonymous
7/15/2025, 7:48:35 PM No.715546660
>>715546289
>fully modelled 3d ridley
>only used for the opening
I sometimes wonder what melee would have been with one or two more years.
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Anonymous
7/15/2025, 7:50:16 PM No.715546779
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>>715546660
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Anonymous
7/15/2025, 7:50:54 PM No.715546843
>>715546564
She installed a turbo button.
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 7:52:50 PM No.715546987
>>715541793 (OP)
i use to make mods for smash characters and "leak" smash ultimate characters on 4chan with no basis. I made K rool, Ridley cloud and ryu lmao. Was pretty funny when I watched them all release.
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Anonymous
7/15/2025, 7:54:36 PM No.715547135
>>715546987
>Things that Never Happened
>for 200, Ken!
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Anonymous
7/15/2025, 7:55:18 PM No.715547198
>>715541793 (OP)
I honestly forgot he was playable in smash
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 7:57:53 PM No.715547416
>>715547135
I did bro, it was project M. I was quite proud of my bait threads.
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 7:59:21 PM No.715547527
>>715541793 (OP)
You know what's weird? Ridley was one of the most wanted Smash characters back in Brawl and Smash 4, yet now that he's in the game it feels like nobody talks about him. I wonder if something similar would happen to say: Waluigi, Geno or Isaac if they got in.
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Anonymous
7/15/2025, 8:00:29 PM No.715547615
>>715547527
nobody ever talks about any of the cool characters in smash because theyre for casuals
people only talk about the competitive characters because only autists keep playing this game
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 8:02:05 PM No.715547742
>>715547527
I play him and while he can be a pubstomper against idiots online he is pretty mediocre tier wise so no one really cares. What bothers me most is that all those FE faggots who never leave the ground in their respective game have better air game than him cause of the disjointed sword.
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 8:06:51 PM No.715548116
>>715546289
this intro fooled me into thinking Ridley was playable here, well it only took 17 more years for it to become a reality
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 8:08:25 PM No.715548239
>>715547527
Congrats, you just figured it out. Smashfags just want characters, they don't actually want to play as those characters.
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 8:09:43 PM No.715548345
Xenomorph-from-the-Alien-franchise
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>>715543050
Ridley scaled down looks fine because he's basically a xenomorph with wings, nobody will tell you they aren't scary
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 8:09:58 PM No.715548360
>>715547527
>people don't say "I want X character in Smash" anymore after X character finally got in Smash, WTF?
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 8:14:00 PM No.715548670
>>715545657
>>715545814
All of that is in the games. You're just too braindead retarded to read into what the game is showing you. You're the reason games nowadays have to spell literally everything out so nobody has to actually think.
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Anonymous
7/15/2025, 8:15:26 PM No.715548775
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>>715547527
He's not a braindead to play as character like the swordies so he filters most normies
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 8:37:20 PM No.715550545
>>715547527
Sakurai deliberately sabotages stuff he doesn't like. He has lyrics in animal crossing tracks but not in splatoon tracks for fucks sake
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Anonymous
7/15/2025, 8:38:38 PM No.715550667
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They made him a little bit too small though.
Pmex handled him perfectly.
K Rool is also too small.
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Anonymous
7/15/2025, 9:03:11 PM No.715552679
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>>715548670
>I-it exists, you just donโ€™t get it!
Itโ€™s always disheartening seeing someone whoโ€™s retarded, itโ€™s even more disheartening when you have to interact with them
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Anonymous
7/15/2025, 9:13:29 PM No.715553465
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>>715552679
Yeah. I know exactly what you mean.
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 9:30:18 PM No.715554735
>>715542016
>make character basically unviable without requiring 3x or more skill than the actual top tiers
>isnt played much
WOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
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Anonymous
7/15/2025, 9:36:39 PM No.715555178
>>715545563
ENGAGE RIDLEY
MOTHER FUCKER
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 9:42:33 PM No.715555618
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>>715554735
As a Ridley main, I don't mind that he has weaknesses. It drives me completely bonkers that other characters can just turn their their downsides off at a whim.
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Anonymous
7/15/2025, 9:53:50 PM No.715556451
>>715555618
>spoiler
What are some examples you can think of?
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Anonymous
7/15/2025, 9:57:25 PM No.715556728
>>715542016
Fuck you I play him.
Ridley's fun.
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 9:58:52 PM No.715556827
>>715543050
Ridley's size was never consistent. He was as big as the game he was in needed him to be.
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 9:58:58 PM No.715556832
>>715556451
"PERSONA" was the first thing that came to my mind reading the spoiler.
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 9:59:05 PM No.715556840
>>715541793 (OP)
Sakurai basically said the same thing around the Wii U era in an interview, although it was probably just an excuse so people would stop asking him for Ridley. Either way, it wasn't 100% wrong since they made him perma-crouch in Ultimate as a compromise, which is why he has that taunt that's just him standing straight up.
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Anonymous
7/15/2025, 9:59:31 PM No.715556882
the /v/ archive goes back to 2015, right around the cloud reveal so there's 3 years worth of discussion on that people can check
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 10:01:46 PM No.715557030
>>715546660
melee made an obscene amount of original 3d models just for TROPHIES, it's easy to forget that it was the first time seeing most of those characters in that fidelity
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 10:04:39 PM No.715557251
>>715542016
If anything they'd cut Dark Samus for Sylux.
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 10:06:26 PM No.715557392
>>715556451
Things like characters whose air-speed and recovery tools keep them from ever truly being in danger off-stage. Things like characters being able to attack into the ground and cancel all landing lag. Things like characters who get to attack while retreating, and don't have to ever engage directly with you because all they have to do is land one projectile to set up for a free combo or kill. And that's not even getting into the DLC nonsense with cancer like Min-Min and Steve.
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Anonymous
7/15/2025, 10:10:32 PM No.715557692
>>715546779
Sakurai said that wasn't happening due to copyright. The items from Goldeneye got reskinned into item from Perfect Dark.
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 10:10:56 PM No.715557730
>>715546660
What would have happened is we would have gotten 3rd party characters much sooner. The only characters we know that couldn't make it because of time constraints were Wario, Snake and Sonic.
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 10:27:34 PM No.715558864
>>715550545
This
Look at what happened to Banjo.
BEGRUDGINGLY added to the game, specifically because of the poll, meanwhile Sakurai pulled whatever negotiational wizardry required to put Sephiroth, Sora, and even more impressively, Squeenix music in the game for basically "no reason".
Or compare Steve, who literally got every single stage to have to have terrain details for mining added, sometimes to autistic detail because this part of the map over here has a fucking bush in front of it, got gliding re-implemented specifically for him, and has more moves programmed into him than any other character, because every material variant has different properties.
Or Terry and Kazuya, who got unique controls implemented, specifically for them.
Banjo is unquestionably, undeniably, by a fucking ocean of difference, the worst DLC character. He has lots of borrowed moves, compared to the mostly unique movesets of other DLC characters. Banjo has no unique mechanics. His "gimmick" is 5 uses of a mediocre side special per stock, compared to snorting a line of crack and becoming superman every single stock.
It would be completely in character for Ridley to be made bad on purpose, because Sakurai didn't want him, but felt his arm twisted over it.
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Anonymous
7/15/2025, 10:29:54 PM No.715559037
>>715557392
This
Part of what makes the game unfun.
I remember when I was annoyed that Pikachu basically doesn't have a disadvantage state, and skips recovery, edge guards, and ledge traps.
How innocent I was, to think the rat was bad.
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 10:30:33 PM No.715559090
>>715541793 (OP)
Considering how jank Ridley feels, it feels like he was a compromise of Sakurai including him despite not really working scaled down.
Compare to like, K.Rool, who feels very natural.
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 10:32:11 PM No.715559209
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>>715558864
>Banjo-Kazooie music is country music, not fitting for Smash.
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 10:32:30 PM No.715559230
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>>715547527
rosterfags vs people who play the game are very different demographics
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Anonymous
7/15/2025, 10:37:46 PM No.715559632
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>>715559230
>S Rank are all pay-to-winners.
>And Kirby and Ganon for some reason.
Japs got some shit taste.
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Anonymous
7/15/2025, 10:46:30 PM No.715560317
>>715559632
From my understand, the only pay-to-win tier characters in the top tier are Joker and Pyra/Mythra.
The more notable thing is tendency towards simpler characters/those with less intrusive gimmicks. And of course, Japan not having a bitchfit over Nintendo being Japanese.
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Anonymous
7/15/2025, 10:50:30 PM No.715560613
>>715560317
Min-Min kinda is
Kazuya's only in A tier, but is definitely in the family
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Anonymous
7/15/2025, 10:52:56 PM No.715560772
>>715560613
Didn't Min-Min fall off once people learned how to deal with her?
Kazuya, sure, but he's below Terry by a pretty decent gap
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 10:53:36 PM No.715560814
>>715556840
Ridley is always crouching and hunched over in metroid games, that's not a smash thing
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 10:54:47 PM No.715560896
>>715544026
>6'0" vs 5'11"
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 10:55:21 PM No.715560941
>>715560317
>I'd prefer more varied characters that aren't similar stick-swinging stick figures with crazy hair.
>Why do you hate japan so much?
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Anonymous
7/15/2025, 10:57:51 PM No.715561150
>>715541793 (OP)
its still not clear to some that there is ultimately no rhyme or reason for a character being in smash or not.
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 11:00:02 PM No.715561315
>>715560941
This
I don't mind anime characters.
I mind anime swordfighters.
If they'd put Jeigan or Marcus as a Fire Emblem rep, on horseback with a lance, I would have loved that. Or if the Dragon Quest rep was, fukkin, I dunno, Yangus, or Lizzie.
Just no more fucking swordies.
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Anonymous
7/15/2025, 11:04:04 PM No.715561620
>>715560941
>>715561315
Ultimate's main universal problem is 'safe aerial spam' and that extend to more than just swordies.
And let's be real, if instead of an anime guy/girl, it was a chewbacca looking thing with a stick, 90% of the bitching wouldn't be there.
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Anonymous
7/15/2025, 11:06:34 PM No.715561794
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>>715561620
You can have more than one reason to hate a thing.
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 11:07:57 PM No.715561885
>>715561620
the way aerial attacks work simply sucks. All the anime swordfighters have a small profile with the sword allowing them to cancel out so many other characters
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 11:14:54 PM No.715562405
>>715541793 (OP)
he is
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 11:25:24 PM No.715563194
>>715555618
all I want in life is tail pogo on down air
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Anonymous
7/15/2025, 11:27:52 PM No.715563372
>>715561620
>it was a chewbacca looking thing with a stick
Depends
Does chewbacca use his stick as a sword?
Or does he use it as a spear, an axe, a bo staff, or a casting stick?
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Anonymous
7/15/2025, 11:28:42 PM No.715563434
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>>715563194
It's absence is downright criminal!
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 11:30:13 PM No.715563554
>>715542016
>Sylux
Based actually.
Or maybe cut dark samus, we really didn't need a samus echo.
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Anonymous
7/15/2025, 11:30:21 PM No.715563564
>>715556451
Joker is the embodiment of it.
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 11:35:02 PM No.715563927
>>715563194
I don't like pogo for Ridley, makes him feel too light.

But how about this. If you land Ridley's dair with the base of his feet, you can press a button to convert it into a command grab that you can angle either left or right, and throws the opponent horizontally. The animation would be him grabbing them with his feet claws and then swinging them in that direction. Wouldn't give him much height though.
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Anonymous
7/15/2025, 11:42:08 PM No.715564512
>>715559230
>Terry in S
based
>Ike and K.rool above Lucina
Giga based

>>715559632
Ehh, Byleth, Hero, Faggotroth, and Terry aren't really P2W since they have notable weaknesses to them or goofy shit that does more harm than good (Hero). Suckaroth is actually kind of shit.

Aegis' are pay to win because they have way too much goddamn range, especially compared to every other swordie. Pyra also hits as hard as heavies despite being way faster and smaller, her dair might be the most bullshit normal in the game. Min-Min isnt really P2W in a vaccum but RamRam is so retarded that she's stuck with P2W because of it. Joker (and Kazuya in A) are absolutely P2W since their shit is blatantly stupid and overtuned, hell Joker got nerfed repeatedly and he's still retarded.
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Anonymous
7/15/2025, 11:44:20 PM No.715564664
>>715563927
Just make that his down b
His down b is a waste of space as it is, especially since you can't combo down throw into it anymore, and having two command grabs, with radically different use cases would give him a decisive niche and hat as a weird airborne grappler. Which fits.
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 11:45:46 PM No.715564765
>>715563372
>a spear, an axe
You mean thrusting and swinging, like you do with a sword? Hell, Byleth had those exact weapons and the bitching didn't stop.
>a bo staff
while in an actual fight, a bo staff is pretty different, in terms of Smash bros there aren't many moves that only a staff could do.
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Anonymous
7/15/2025, 11:46:57 PM No.715564840
>>715564512
Aegis is fucked up because both Pyra and Mythra would be excellent characters on their own. Together, they're just poster children for what's wrong with Ultimate's balance. Characters with theoretical downsides that they skip, or who skip part of the game that everyone else has to play.
I want to play a fast combo character who can't kill, except I also want to kill.
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 11:49:41 PM No.715565020
>>715564765
>Byleth had those exact weapons and the bitching didn't stop.
To be fair Byleth actually gets slightly less complaints over this than the rest.
Byleth's complaints were almost entirely just Fire Emblem getting another rep on principle, not really anything about Byleth specifically. And that's just people being annoyed an obscure series has nearly as many reps as Mario.
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Anonymous
7/15/2025, 11:50:00 PM No.715565040
>>715543309
Ridley is exactly what he needs to be, a psychotic lieutenant with the powers of a xenomorph. Also he can fly and spit fire I guess.
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 11:54:07 PM No.715565346
>>715559632
>>715564512
Why are you so focused on the few top tiers ranked high when absolute menaces like Sonic and Steve are sitting in the same tier as Bowser.
It's pretty clear meta viability isn't playing that much of a role.
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Anonymous
7/15/2025, 11:59:07 PM No.715565674
>>715565020
Nah, all the same swordsman bitching was there. And all the anime bitching was the same when Pyra and Mythra were revealed, despite them being only the second character from their series. And Hero when he was leaked (the complaining on reveal was halted due to Banjo)
It's 100% just the artstyle.
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 12:03:09 AM No.715565932
>>715565346
I'm just saying they're flocking to boring, easy win characters that all look samey. Lame taste. And if you're mad, you're included in that assessment.
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Anonymous
7/16/2025, 12:11:39 AM No.715566524
>>715565932
>Easy win
>Kirby
>Ganon
>Byleth
>Hero
>Cloud
>Sephiroth
>Terry
>Sora
And they all look pretty distinct
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Anonymous
7/16/2025, 12:19:35 AM No.715567091
>>715554735
>character who literally spends his whole screentime flying
>has absolutely dogshit aerial recovery
Feels like they did it out of spite in response to years of people begging for him
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 12:21:14 AM No.715567228
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>>715550667
>K Rool is also too small.
The thing is that K.rool really doesn't look off when being downsized to Bowser/DK level even if in reality he's a fucking colossus, his design works all the same.
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 12:27:59 AM No.715567758
>>715566524
You are included in that assessment.
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 12:46:16 AM No.715569241
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>>715544026
That was the funniest thing about that trailer.
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 12:52:24 AM No.715569713
>>715541793 (OP)
Something tells me that Kraid will be in Metroid Prime 4 as a primary antagonist (alongside Sylux and perhaps another space prirate or if the Ing returns somehow). Ridley will likely not be in that game at all, especially since Metroid Dread lacked Ridley (mainly due to complaints that Ridley was shoehorned into Metroid Samus Returns when he wasn't in the original and had no bearing on the plot, while he was in Metroid Prime 1 (where Kraid was cut) and 3 (where he just felt like filler)).
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Anonymous
7/16/2025, 12:58:33 AM No.715570189
>>715569713
Kraid is super dead
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Anonymous
7/16/2025, 1:07:36 AM No.715570848
>>715569713
Ridley will return as ghost ridley in metroid 6
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 1:13:49 AM No.715571307
>>715569713
could be the moment they revisit the Meta Kraid concept that was sadly scrapped in Prime 1.
also I was thinking maybe Draygon could finally return, but chronologically Super is near the end of the timeline, and Prime 4 is near the beginning, so it would be an introduction...
>>715570189
we know Kraid gets revived some time after Metroid 1 for Super, just like Ridley, he just hasn't shown up in the Primes, yet, perhaps because of his immense size, the pirates needed more time(3 Prime games) for his recovery and enhancements
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 1:18:13 AM No.715571589
>>715541793 (OP)
After charizard and ridley is there any other dragon character that could realistically become playable in smash
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 1:18:30 AM No.715571612
>>715570189
The Prime games takes place between the sidescrolling games. The first 3 took place between 1 and 2, long before Ridley got killed in Super. There is no reason to believe why 4 wouldn't take place sometime between 2 and Fusion, either before or after Super.
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 1:23:25 AM No.715571987
I can't believe we have spergs in here STILL arguing that Ridley is too big for Smash when HE"S LITERALLY PLAYABLE IN THE FUCKING GAME
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Anonymous
7/16/2025, 1:25:21 AM No.715572128
>>715571987
They are too much of a sperg to realize that what little story (if there's any at all, due to it being nonsense) in Smash is that you are playing as TOYS. Not the actual characters.
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 1:30:46 AM No.715572564
>>715563554
Dark samus got a switch 2 profile icon, she's a lock for prime 4 and the next smash
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 1:48:47 AM No.715573868
>>715570189
Its time for meta kraid
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 1:56:10 AM No.715574418
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>>715542016
He's my 2nd most played character.
>over 1500 hours played
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 2:16:02 AM No.715575990
>>715558864
Byleth still exists so Banjo can't be the worst.