Nintendo JP updated eShop guidelines - /v/ (#715547509) [Archived: 383 hours ago]

Anonymous
7/15/2025, 7:59:06 PM No.715547509
ContentGuidelineOhNo
ContentGuidelineOhNo
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>Will not tolerate sexualized children
>This is their own game
>A 13 year old with adult clothing and make-up.
Do you think maybe we won't get DK Bananza after all?
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Anonymous
7/15/2025, 8:00:16 PM No.715547596
>>715547509 (OP)
pedos are the only thing propping up that dead company at this point, they have no choice
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 8:01:24 PM No.715547687
Yeah, sure. They're gonna can it two days before release. Idiot.
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 8:02:10 PM No.715547750
>>715547509 (OP)
Nintendo is more worried about pressing the FBI to shut down ROM sites than pressing them to release the Epstein's list.
What do you think?
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 8:04:30 PM No.715547938
>>715547509 (OP)
How is this sexualized you dumb mentally ill freak.
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Anonymous
7/15/2025, 8:05:24 PM No.715548009
>>715547509 (OP)
A 13-year old wearing makeup isn't that crazy, they like putting on makeup at that age and pretending to be more adult than they actually are.

But other than that, yeah, it's pretty clear that Nintendo knows what they're doing and that they're also propping up "that" kind of market under the facade of family-friendly appeal to kids.
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 8:05:44 PM No.715548039
>>715547938
all women are sexualized because they only exist to bear children
when society was civilized wombs didn't have rights
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Anonymous
7/15/2025, 8:05:50 PM No.715548052
>>715547938
Even Giant Bomb commented on the fact that it's a child with lipstick and dressing like a sexy woman. It's a little creepy ngl
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Anonymous
7/15/2025, 8:07:32 PM No.715548167
>>715547509 (OP)
I’ll address the elephant in the room….From a biological standpoint, 13 is an adult.
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 8:08:25 PM No.715548240
>>715548052
I like the part where you said “Even Giant Bomb” as though they aren’t already long been filled with pedos, troons, and other lefties projecting their degeneracy.
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 8:08:43 PM No.715548271
>>715547509 (OP)
If you see anything remotely sexual in that you are a pedophile
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 8:10:14 PM No.715548383
Isn't the default outfit where she's barefoot more sexy?
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 8:10:24 PM No.715548396
Sexo
Sexo
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>>715547509 (OP)
Nintendo lolis get a pass
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Anonymous
7/15/2025, 8:10:30 PM No.715548410
>>715547509 (OP)
Wokey Kong
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 8:10:34 PM No.715548417
>>715547509 (OP)
you sound deranged. Dangerous even. Are you indian?
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 8:11:21 PM No.715548479
>>715547509 (OP)
Nintendo simply wants a cunny monopoly.
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 8:12:37 PM No.715548580
There's a curry smell all OVER this thread.
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 8:13:11 PM No.715548621
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Anonymous
7/15/2025, 8:15:17 PM No.715548765
>>715547509 (OP)
If you find a kid wearing an adult's dress and makeup sexual, then I think that's a you problem.
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 8:16:08 PM No.715548834
>>715547509 (OP)
they just took notes from bratz
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 8:18:35 PM No.715549025
magazines with children in bikinis and fetish wear is a ok in nippon btw
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 8:20:46 PM No.715549213
>EVERYWHERE ARE PEDOS AND CHILDREN WEARING DRESSES ARE SEXUALIZED
You are genuinely mentally ill kek
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 8:25:17 PM No.715549581
>>715547509 (OP)
anon how is that sexualized
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Anonymous
7/15/2025, 8:29:43 PM No.715549951
>>715548052
Giant Bomb is just mad that it isn't a real child.
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 8:36:34 PM No.715550482
>>715547509 (OP)
Why all that makeup on a fucking kid?
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 8:40:11 PM No.715550795
>>715548039
kill yourself
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 8:41:12 PM No.715550878
pauline
pauline
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>>715547509 (OP)
she's fat
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Anonymous
7/15/2025, 8:41:55 PM No.715550926
>>715547509 (OP)
Rules for thee, not for me
>>715549581
why would a child need make up for adult women?
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Anonymous
7/15/2025, 8:43:26 PM No.715551036
>hate libtards
>hate pedos more than libtards
>very obviously missed the only chance to hunt and kill pedos with my fellow americans
feels bad man. I’m sorry. for all of it
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Anonymous
7/15/2025, 8:45:46 PM No.715551235
>>715550926
why don't you ask them?
it seems all these issues stem from a lack of understanding of young girls
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Anonymous
7/15/2025, 8:46:51 PM No.715551329
>>715550926
probably the same reason real life children wear make up if i had to guess
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 8:46:53 PM No.715551335
>>715551235
yea let me ask the fictional cartoon why
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 8:48:56 PM No.715551483
>>715551036
WDYM? It’s never too late, anon. Just make sure to set your sights high, you’ll get more points.
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 8:49:07 PM No.715551501
Why is japan attacking loli?
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Anonymous
7/15/2025, 9:16:25 PM No.715553689
>>715548052
the giantbomb pedos are at it again
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 9:40:00 PM No.715555438
>>715547509 (OP)
>>A 13 year old with adult clothing and make-up.
She looks liike a 6 to 8 years old girl, a 13yo one is probably half a meter taller than her, although they might have based it on japanese girls which are literal midgets compared to white women.
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 9:41:12 PM No.715555519
>>715547509 (OP)
You can marry a 13 year old in Texas.
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 9:41:17 PM No.715555524
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1722696900372875
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>>715548039
trvke
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 9:42:40 PM No.715555627
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1752328965800270
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>>715547509 (OP)
If you look at that and feel sexual, you got one major fuckin problem you nonce.
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 9:43:53 PM No.715555718
>>715547509 (OP)
>>715548396
>>715550878
>this will sell our game
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 9:44:49 PM No.715555779
>>715551501
They ratified a new UN Convention that fights crimes against children online, led by female american spokespeople and Russia.