Now: South Park: The Stick of Truth
Next: Finding Nemo
Later: Yoshi's Crafted World

Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rYKjuJdJexM
Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/ausspeedruns
Schedule: https://ausspeedruns.com/ASM2025/schedule

Previous thread: >>715523696

>he still tututututus

>>715550965
It's soul

Posting Jammy Dodgers in a speedrun thread.

smile miggas

new pose

Thanks for making the thread, I was getting anxious already.

IM A HEADBANGA

migging

>>715551035
put him in the unbothered and moistured image

pov ur the new thread

How trannified has today been, just tuning in.

>>715551047
More like headbonga lmao

>>715551260

SAY IT

SAY IT WITH ME

OVER
ESTIMATION

Entering the thread.

>>715551405
CUNT

OVERWEIGHTESTIMATE

the goal of an estimate is to be as close as possible to it not to undershoot it by as much as possible
Anyonymous gets this wrong a lot

Estimate was for a time-saving fix that they ended up not being able to use, so it was never going to come under.

>>715550847 (OP)
You told me Stick of Truth was on you liar!

>>715551264
The guy on the couch has "THEY/ANY" listed but he seems like the kinda guy that's just taking the piss. Other than this I don't recall seeing any tranny shit. Like 3 runs ago a stupid bitch read out a "trans rights" dono but nothing like that since then. Their donations also tanked after that lol.

Makes sense that its over estimate they've not exactly been actually playing the game most of it was just chatting with mates

>>715551467
Kenorah is perfect the way he is.

>nintendo games on the list
miss me with that soi shit nigga

>>715551602
Unironically think that was a /v/ dono, there's been a lot of /v/ baiting the chat and stuff this event which is a shame. They've been the only ones bringing it up which is ironic.

Idk how to blend the legs into the water well so I just put a gradient

>>715551692
get lost snoyjeet tranny

>>715551260
soul

>>715551806
based anon, you're a top cunt

>butts is winning heart gold name

>>715551517
>Anyonymous gets this wrong a lot
A lot have some very weird ideas about stuff, especially when it comes to having a run be marathon safe.

>>715551709
yeah its pretty bad, but expected after the GDQ hate fest

>>715551806

>>715551532
It was the stick of lies

>>715551709
Even if it was, it's not like /v/ made her read it out loud.

>>715551602
The sonic run was pretty heavy on it, but that was the worst one.

>>715551709
>>715551964
ASM getting pimped the fuck out as the good option over the last week probably didn't help, fuckers were bringing it up in the threads totally unprovoked too.

next runner also runs .hack games.

Was that the first time we heard the host speak in the last 2 hours or something?

>>715552148
it happens to every event that anons talk up a lot, I expect people to be pissy about something in dogwater too

>>715552165
like nethack?

What is he thinking about?

>>715552165
May run up on you in the world

& KNUCKLES

>he/him
uhhh he looks and sound like a female

>>715552179
No he was shitposting with the couch during rage too

holy shit is this the rare reverse tranny?

>I have no idea why this got in, submitted it as a joke
off to a great start

>>715552148
If ESA came after GDQ like usual they would've taken the brunt of the schizos

>>715552273
>>he/him
>uhhh he looks and sound like a female
It's 100% a rare F2M tranny

>>715551876
Our hero Butters deserves the acknowledgement.

>>715552227
>Flying spiders could be here
>I've never been in this prison state before

>>715552293
I was about to say the exact same thing

could just be a boy with a weird voice...

where the fuck is the chart i have voted a few times do my votes not count???

>ftm tranny runner
>they/them host
I WAS JUST JOKING WHEN I SAID THE RUNNER WAS A TRANNY GOD DAMMIT

it's australia, so their trannies flush the opposite way

>>715552212
Yeah, pretty much happened with ESA back in the day, just with less of a /pol/ bullshit focus and more of an idiotic "you can only like one" GDQ vs ESA pissing contest.

>>715552359
he actually looks like that one actress who transitioned I forgot her name
>>715552412
no

>Class: Jew
This would NEVER fly in GDQ

>>715552360
Butters is pretty fucking strong in this, so he certainly got his time to shine.

>>715552359
fucking FtMs ruining my tomboy supply :(

I haven't watched GDQ or other speedrunning events for a while.
Do they do horror blocks still? Does this event have one?

Have you faggots never had a femboy before?

>>715552505
>that one actress who transitioned I forgot her name
Ellen Page, and you're right

>>715552412
No charts, the anons trying to vote have just pavlov'd themselves into having to rate at the end of a run.

wow the runner really looks like a southpark character thats dedication

F

I didnt know ellen page did speedruns

>>715552637
ZZZ

>>715552571
>had
I'm not a fag sorry. Also femboys don't sound like kermit on sulfur hexaflouride.

>>715552620
yeah thats the one
maybe it is her who knows

>>715552620
never forget what they took from us :'(

the fat dude on the couch is a vtuber

Looks and sounds like a typical young man.
There are normal fully functional testicles there, and just a normal healthy straight young man who will grow to be an upstanding citizen.
Y'all are obsessed and crazed.

>>715552721
he better have a bara furry model

It’s crazy how good and faithful to South Park this game is compared to the one on n64

>>715552721
Is Stan his dicksona?

>>715552765

>>715552359
we use the term pooner

>he/him
really?

sounds like kermit mid puberty

>>715552453
Oh yeah when they tried to console war it, then they pivoted to backstage drama conspiracy theories in 2024. This year was alright I think it being first caught them out and they didn't watch. Quite liked the ESA threads this year especially the Spyro posting.

>>715552864
based

>>715552562
>Do they do horror blocks still? Does this event have one?
The 'Someday Scaries' block, I think. You can check the schedule in the OP. Pity it overlaps with Dogwater.

>>715552765
>Y'all are obsessed and crazed.
GDQ became popular with the /pol/ nutters, the ones who don't show up for speedrunning and complain when a run is just a run.

>game published by Ubisoft
>Jew is the best class
What did they mean by this?

>>715551692
based
fuck tendieslop

I always just stuck with Butters as the buddy.

>ftm
>into south park
I'm not crazy to assume she tries to shotamaxx and ships butters with kenny?

>>715550847 (OP)
tranny stream
kys op

>>715552562
yes and yes

>>715552936
Advertising lesser marathons in GDQ threads was a mistake.

>>715552864
Absolutely deranged, schizophrenic, foaming-at-the-mouth crazed.

>Herro welcome to shitty wok
God, South Park was so fucking good

>>715552846
Yeah and while also having quite a lot of member berries and nostalgia baiting, the story still manages to stand on its own feet and feels like an extremely elaborate shitpost.

>>715552562
Yes it was the best part of GDQ and yes during the opening speech the organizer said there was a horror block because he likes horror.

>>715552964
Never in doubt, Anon-kun.

>>715552846
I think the problem with it though is they used every single memberberry they could so they had nothing left for the sequels

It is pretty amazing how much the visuals from the show carry over to the games. You're pretty much in the show and that's impressive.

>>715552898
before then it was the usual being angry at runs/runners that proved popular with /v/, mostly the Worms Armageddon stuff and the $20% stuff.

>>715553169
And then they forsook it with the snowball game.

>>715553173
yeah man we get it, give it a rest, you're as bad as them

>>715552936
It became obvious during this event, when a regular ass Halo run was going on and so they just started randomly bickering about charts in an event that doesn't even do charts.

>>715553024
Yeah same happened with ESA and thats still taking time to recover

what the hell man, I also want to see it :(

>>715550965
MAX VERSTAPPEN

>>715553024
I suppose this'll at least be a filter for Friday.

Huh, this game is being run by a FtM tranny?

>that show day shit they made instead of a 3rd rpg game that everybody wanted

>>715553359
I think Dogwater should have been first cause the banter in the chat would have been good

>>715552846
Was that the weird FPS?

>>715552947
jaja

>>715553239
Oh fuck I completely forgot about that game. I remember seeing that in a nintendo direct or something and I was baffled why they would take such a step back

he was a what banger?

>>715553385
Ii didn't want shit after the second game was so piss poor

>>715553385
I love how I couldn't figure out what genre the game was supposed to be until it came out. At first I thought it was supposed to be a mobile MOBA

>>715552658
Yeah, quite tragic.

Alright, I'll be back for the next game.

>>715553024
You mean you don't care about UKSG, BSG, NSG, Dogwater, RTAJ, BBG, or Kuso?

>>715553413
Eh, even they probably don't want to deal with that one anon sperging out in their chat.

>>715553025
>mad about being btfo
Work on your trannydar, there's always a next time.

>>715552620
Stop taking away the cure tomboy GFs.
Stop the brainwashing.

Pageboys....

>>715553528
only one that matters in that list is BSG

>>715553639
>Pageboys....
poor choice of words

>>715553528
I think they mean advertising the smaller marathons in those threads is a mistake because you just bait the loonies into watching it, thinking they're the same as GDQ and perfect for them.

>>715552321
This has been better than what I expected from that comment

>>715553678
>Three TinyTim runs
more kino before our lad dies of a heart attack

>>715553812
The fact that one of the guys on the couch has never seen the game means they're laughing and having a good time
That's adding a lot in my opinion

>>715551264
Is that the only thing you're interested in?

>>715520005
hello anon!

For those more in the know about ASM, looking at the schedule whats:
>Buffer (I assume its an "if we're not behind schedule" but I could be wrong)
>Honest gaming
>Decade Dash
>Keep it Classy (I assume dressing up formal?)

>>715553904
Holy shit, it's Taylor Lautner

>>715551264
We're just now encountering the extremely rare FtM tranny.

You could've saved her...

>>715554034
I'd rather have not mate

>Does what GDQ should have done this year instead of a literal concert that plummeted views and donations
Now if GDQ does it, it won't be original

>>715553812
S/he is second in the category for the game, but there's only 5 people on it

Goddamn, these fucking lyrics.

>>715554034
You can still save her. Just shoot her in the head.

>>715553938
Buffers are games that get sacrified if needed to get the schedule back on track.

The rest are theme blocks, the last one is a non-swearing block with donation fines for swearing.

>>715554087
Oh and also I think its pretty telling that after the Crazy Taxi run was a huge success both in stream views and Youtube views the conclusion they came to was "Oh they must want live music!" and not "That was a cool gimmick"

>>715554135
Are Werster's runs in the last block? I have some money to toss in if he manages to say some choice words about Aboriginals

>>715554135
>the last one is a non-swearing block with donation fines for swearing.

Thats running the whole event, couch guy said fuck and had to donate

>>715553276
>Yeah same happened with ESA and thats still taking time to recover
It's already beyond the point of no return. Context and difference in personal preferences makes the chart useless and even deceiving, and up to 1/3 of the threads end up littered with useless, contentless posts that detract from the experience.
>>715553359
An attempt to keep the threads alive by filling them with traffic, if anything.
>>715553528
Complete opposite, I might skip future GDQ threads altogether. ESA threads were much better and manageable despite all the ritualposting, chartposting and plumposting. I'm still catching up with the last NSG event.

>>715554214
Its in "Honest gaming" which I dunno if its a block as its the only one tagged as such

>attack down
heh

>>715550847 (OP)
Does ASM have VODs that would be available in my lifetime? Don't have a lot of internet access now.

>Circum-scythe
Holy shit I gotta play this game again

They're quite touchy feely on the couch...

>>715554418
Bend over for the big spoon.
https://www.youtube.com/@AusSpeedruns/videos

>everybody focusing on the FtM and not the two "bros" on the couch

Imagine all those tomboys mcfucking stolen from us...

>>715553678
Hello Riekelt

>>715554495
>>715554463

>>715554495
We've seen it happen this stream before, so it's old news.

>>715554463
Have you never late night snuggled up to your bros under a blanket on a sofa before, anon?

>>715554418
Yes they upload to Youtube https://www.youtube.com/@AusSpeedruns

Oh yeah I forgot about Australia's stupid censorship laws

>>715554463
>>715554495
Your mind is so broken and twisted you can't fathom men being comfortable around each other without thinking of faggotry.

>>715554495
I'm watching the run.

>>715554495
What about them? Are you saying you've never done that with your bros when watching tv or playing games together?

>>715554483
Thanks!

>>715554638
You are so lonely you cant see the borders between friendship and camaraderie and something more.

>>715554716
That """something more""" only exists in your mentally ill brain.

wtf Australia is real?

>>715554820
Nah, it's made up, like Narnia and Estonia.

>>715554820

>>715554814
Are you australian? No then shut the fuck up.

How high is that one guy? Or is it down in Australia?

>>715554910
kys freak

Cool thing that I'm probably late to noticing but each runner on the schedule has a profile if you click their name such as https://ausspeedruns.com/user/TasmaniaJones that tells you all the runs they're running at this event and lists all the vods of their past runs.

>>715554930
He's the dude in charge of ASM, he's off his face.

>>715554958
You don't even know the moustache code here, you autist

>>715554960
It's a shame they don't also link the vods for the runs straight off their schedule but that's a really cool feature.

>>715554820
FUCKEN HMMMMMMM

>>715554820
They are inside a small room with all the windows covered, so it's impossible to verify, but I suspect these people are actually in America.
Australia's existence continues to remain unconfirmed.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fU1aKlXSsxY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6YC8fBnjoHM&t=688s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ufYRKUg9ohU
>Guy's done this at least three times
>Fucked up every time because they were more worried about their obnoxious speech than actually running the game

How interactive and full of hidden stuff the environments in this are is really nice

Someone tell Noops to take a nap.
>>715555237
There's a decent amount of secrets.
Stick of Truth was a pretty good game.

>>715555237
Would you call it a collectathon?

>>715555237
Yeah the devs were definitely passionate about both South Park and RPGs. It's not only the best South Park game, it's one of the better Paper Mario games as well.

>Fart choke

It shouldn't be impressive that the lead organizer of one of these events actually fucking speedruns stuff, and is adding info to this run as he goes, but it is.

https://www.speedrun.com/users/Noops
>>715555296
He just had one for a couple hours.

Hang on for dear life, Stan...

>>715555387
And he does it all despite his anxiety with crowds. This man is a legend

this pooner is alright actually
comfy run

ngl I had trouble with fart trainings too

>>715555387
>Will forever be known as the guy who cried when he went over estimate

>plays game
>skips all the fun parts
Jesus christ speedrunning is degenerate.

>>715555487
She kinda cute too.
I can fix her.

>>715555336
>passionate about both South Park and RPGs
The fact that when you get to Canada it turns into an overhead tile-based map shows that pretty well, too

>>715555505
Same, shit was very finicky

>>715553239
>>715553442
snowball game?

>>715555510
He's already joked about that earlier.

>>715555583
you're better of not knowing
a blight in n64's history

This run makes me sad. Ruined tomboys are a tragedy.

are they raising money for something practical or is it a scam like agdq

>>715555583
It was an FPS on PS1, N64 and PC, it was pretty fucking awful and the only memorable thing was that you could piss on the snowballs to up the damage or something.

>>715554960
I think every marathon schedule website (the one that ESA uses, as well as the other one) has this feature. It's very neat, I was able to quickly find a couple runs by that frog racist from ESA who ran Carbon and GT.

>>715555760
curing cancer is better than preventing cancer so yeah

>>715555707
wait, this is not a dude? eww

>>715555329
Only if you're after all Chinpokomons.

>>715555760
Seems like what GOC does is just pay the bills for cancer patients who can't hold a job to pay the bills themselves due to treatment.

>>715555583
Snow Break, a third person hack and slash with slay the spire upgrades that released last year.

>>715555642
>>715555767
anons...
I know about the 1st person shooter

>>715555505
>>715555582
I don't know if they patched it later or not, but you could've used both kb+m and gamepad at the same time to breeze through it on the release version. I think.

someone take the fucking mic away from this tard

>>715555838
I was

>>715555764
Whoa, he's got the moves.

>>715555879
>there are two shitty South Park snow games
Disgusting.

>>715555838
>Game DOES have Chinpokomon collectibles.
>Even my nigga Shoe got in
FUCK, I must play this game someday.

>>715555707
if she didn't get the tube meat penis surgery, I can always pretend she's a tomboy

>>715555775
OneAnus or whatever it's called is pretty neat, kind of funny that the dude who owns it keeps cropping up in these threads.

Is Fractured But Whole worth it or does it not stack up to this first one? If it's just more of the same I might pick it up

>>715555879
>>715556040
>there are two

I'm watching this shitshow for twenty minutes and it's already more fun than the whole SGDQ25

>>715556172
Not as good as the first at all, but its still not that bad

>>715555954
I also 100% it. It was fun but with a couple of words added so it wouldn't be immediately obvious by the spoiler size

>Chocolate Salty Balls
Man I remember when that song first came out and the mainstream media lost their shit about it.

>we have a button for that
lol

>>715555760
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>>715556378
I feel like South Park has maintained the same level of edginess for the past 10 seasons, yet society has changed so much that it seems like an uncontroversial adult cartoon now.

>tranny runner
>censorship
This is a giga ZZZ.

>break into singing Round the Twist
We real Aussie hours now.

>>715556556
Nah, the last season or two have been incredibly dull imho

remember when south park (the show) was good?

>>715555760
>>715556484
GDQ's:
>The Prevent Cancer Foundation® is the only U.S.-based nonprofit organization solely dedicated to cancer prevention and early detection. Our vision is a world where cancer is preventable, detectable and beatable for all.

>Education: The Foundation is committed to providing evidence-based information about how to prevent cancer or detect it early through healthy lifestyle choices, vaccinations and medical screenings.

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tl;dr - Game on Cancer is a subsidiary of Cure Cancer AU, which aims to fund cancer research grants and fund new cancer researchers. Prevent Cancr foundation does leaflets and shit and tells you how to detect and prevent cancer.

>>715556654
It's still good, it's just your political ideologies have changed so now you don't like it as it upsets you that the show is making fun of you.

>>715556556
There's only so many ways you can up the ante before it becomes routine and normal.
>>715556654
I remember being bored after a few seasons.

Never played this. What are they censoring?

>>715556746
>dude weed is good
Fuck outta here

>>715556746
not the case.

>>715556746
It really was good only for the first several seasons, just like every other show ever

>>715556632
I found them a bit flat, but I consider the humor being flat a separate issue from whether it's edgy or not.

>>715556654
You mean 12 years ago? Yeah.

>>715556804
alien anal probe for one. I forgot what else the game had that had to be censored

>>715556746
TRVTH NVKE

>>715556804
The parents fucking

>>715556556
Despite the significant tonal shift across seasons, South Park feels like one of the adult animated shows that decayed/regressed in quality the least.

>>715556804
Sounds and visuals of the main character's parents having sex in the background

>>715556804
the parents are fucking, complete with the dads balls slapping the screen and all

>>715556886
A sex scene I think.

I completely forgot about the crying Koala censor. heh

>>715556823
The first few seasons were the worst, given it focused primarily around toilet humor and extreme crassness. I think it followed more of a Seinfeld trajectory where it wasn't until season 4 or 5 that the show truly became good.

>>715556707
So...
ASM - gives money to a charity that gives money to scientists
GDQ - gives money to a charity that gives money to HR people to "raise awareness"

>>715556886
i know the abortion sequence was censored in certain regions, not sure if it was also blocked for aussies

Theres no way GDQ would allow this game, right?

>>715556804
Anal probe - Censored
Parents fucking - Uncensored
Abortion minigame - Censored

>>715557043
we just skipped over it so yes

>>715556654
first season is so good, it's crude and somewhat schizophrenic just like old mtv

>>715556937
They eventually geared it's production towards being able to knock it out as quickly as possible.

>>715557053
lol

>>715557037
Pretty much yeah. Prevent Cancer Foundation does have free screenings test outreaches too. But they do nothing cure wise, its all about learning how to detect cancer early with them.

>>715556937
I completely disagree, compare modern and classic south park and they barely feel like the same show

>>715556654
The games made me realise just how much of South Park's setting is squandered. The majority of episodes are just commentary on the political topic of the week, when frankly Matt & Trey were always best showing the kids being kids and having escapades with a lot of potty humour. The season with PC Principal and the ads trying to take.

I like the games because it felt like they got a spark to dive into that part of the setting again. Stick of Truth made me laugh hard like the show used to.

>>715557053
I assume all South Park is banned

lol

fucking kek

what is censored here?

Do Australians really?

Are they censoring all the nazi stuff too?

>>715557347
I think they censored a nazi salute, but nothing else

>>715557315

>>715557276
>>715557053
Its not on the infamous ban list but its most likely shadowbanned where they constantly decline it.

>>715557315
>what is censored here?
I think those enemies are aborted fetuses?

>>715557204
The shift's not for everybody, and I didn't want to imply the series is as good or better than it was during earlier seasons. Now compare it to the Simpsons, Family Guy, or even Futurama.

>>715557426
Futurama should have stayed dead.

>>715557545
Futurama and Family Guy. And I say this as someone who loved both shows.

>>715557545
>Futurama should have stayed dead.
"The Devil's Hands are Idle Playthings" was the perfect finale to Futurama
Nothing exists past that

Fuck, this reminded me of the existence of this song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZTidn2dBYbY

>>715557835
absolute cinema

I'm always against censorship, but at least they're having some fun with it

>>715557835
unfiltered kino

>>715550847 (OP)
is the fag janny making sure fun is not allowed and fucking the threads for the posters in this marathon?

>>715557943
yes, now leave before he sees you

>>715557892
It's at least in the spirit of the Australian version's doing silly shit because of censorship.

what got censored in the photo booth?

>>715557892
Blame Australia.

Why does she look and sound like she on the verge or tears

>>715558031
>what got censored in the photo booth?
If you notice, when he left, the main character was wearing only underwear
So yeah...

>>715558031
The studio was run by /tv/

>>715558102
girls are sensitive like that

>>715558102
The game has featured sex change operations and plastic surgery a lot...

/v/, the coaches are acting gay again!

>>715558102
Bro's tired as fuck.

theres high quality bl happening right behind her but she can't turn around to watch it's a tragedy

ngl these guys all seem pretty chill in an endearing autistic type of way

>>715558251
Synrey has done a good job not getting infected by the constant yawning from the couch

>>715557247
They outright said they ran out of ideas so they just started doing current thing episodes.

>>715552571
Doubtful, it's /v/ after all, most have never dated.

the difference between this event and GDQ is astounding

NEW BRO UNLOCKED

>>715552571
I'd rather date a regular guy than a guy that tries to be as girly as possible

>>715558521
that's pretty gay

>Australians afraid of Canadian insects
damn...

>no donations

Blackflies are called mäkäräinen in Finnish

>>715558658
Makes sense, they've developed a resistance to the giant fuckers that will kill you dead, it's the tiny ones that are alien to them.

>>715558687
It's 6am.

>haven't played the game in nearly a decade
>still missing over half the cheevos
Should I even bother?

>Cartman, Kyle, Stan and Kenny

what did they censor

>>715558694
Hope those fuckers stay up north

>>715558814
Nice

>>715558806
>caring about steam achievements

>>715558947
>he never beat the game

>>715558994
I don't want to argue over achievements because I won't change your mind

>7x7
42

Do aussies really

this shit is funny as fuck to me for some reason

>>715558832
Take a wild guess

>>715558814
Oh wow.

how can you be so bad at basic math

>>715559282
maths and english comprehension are at all time lows thanks to smartphones

>10 hour FFX run

wait wait wait he/him?

>>715559370
one guy's already sleeping. Do they switch coaches for FFX?

>>715559663
The FFX run is not until tomorrow, 8:30pm Aussie time

>>715559370
>FFkino
>need to go to bed because of work
FFFFFFUUUUUCK

>>715559282
6am after being up over 24 hours.

>>715559864
>6am after being up over 24 hours.
It's not like this is surprising to them, right?
They knew they would have to be awake
It's their own fault for not planning ahead with a nap or energy drinks

For fuck's sake

>10h "speedrun"
>tranny couch
>tranny players
just let this shit die already
this is worse than sgdq

Ngl today hasn't been that great. I've barely been able to watch the runs.

aussies explain yourselves NOW

>>715560140
This run would be fine if it wasn't for the couch babbling and trying to stay awake
Just fucking leave if you're falling asleep and yawning every 5 minutes

>>715559370
>including blindfolded menu challenge

peak delirium hours

>>715560140
>no hype runner
>no hype donies
>not even cringekino
Disgusting, GDQ is better.

>>715560140
A lot of it has to just to do with time zones. The graveyard shift filler runs that are all long runs just to fill the time are all on at prime time for most of us.

noops is dead

>>715560207
After the crushing defeat during the Emu Wars the entire australian population has been subject to a state wide sissification project. Men are only allowed to troon out, women are only permitted to give warmth to emu eggs. The consequences have never been the same

>>715560347
That's fair. Still sucks for us.

>average speedrunner

>>715560218
It's not perfect, but it's unique and authentic. I'll take this over something planned and safe every time

>>715560424
>something planned
All the runs are planned though. The schedule was posted quite a while ago.

>>715560424
That is true, it is at least authentic
I just get annoyed easily

ASM is competing with Dogwater for most fucked up couch.

>>715560424
This, I'm having fun, runner's doing cool stuff, couch is adding to the run in various ways, even the event lead is adding to it at times with shit he knows from running it.

>>715552926
>>715553008
>>715553087
Thanks bros. It looks like the horror stuff isn't until the weekend so I'll look forward to it while catching up on the GDQ one.

>>715560406
is that spyro?

Peak speedrunning

>>715560626
Everything is Spyro, including you and me.

>>715560659
another level really

Soooo...are we gonna get to see the run?

>>715560709
The audio plus commentary make it an experience.

>>715560831
This is the run.

>>715550847 (OP)
these speedrun events are all so bad

>>715560831
>Soooo...are we gonna get to see the run?
Aussies are weird about censorship
It sounds like it's the Lemmiwinks level, where it's a gerbil crawling up Mr. Slave's ass

i had the stream muted, wtf is happening

>just change it a any% run to meet the estimate
genius

>>715560980
Aussie Plum Room.

>>715560980
They are currently in a man's butt.

>They're giving up on 100%
:(

>>715560925
Jesus fucking Christ just pixelate it or something.

>>715560990
It's kind of endearing.

>>715560990
what went wrong?

>>715561059
>>715561062
what do you mean, it was always a most%

>>715561062
Some tech issues I think.
>>715561038
No, this is funnier.

>>715561062
I think the runner made a critical mistake with money some time ago

>>715561062
The runner sold an item they needed, and that threw off the money counts, so they can't buy everything they need for 100%

>>715561164
Accidently sold some items, yeah.

what's the longest you stayed awake? 38 hours for me. The worst part was trying to fall asleep intentionally during the day

>>715561414
Best part of three days working crunch, I can't recommend it.

lmao this censorship

>>715561468
In tech? Either way damn. I'm sure crunch makes people work less efficiently cause you won't be as attentive & alert but bosses still insist on doing it

>immediately going to bed
I mean props to him staying up for the run but damn GDQ and ESA people just tough it out. This guy was falling asleep the whole run

Why are Australian games so fucking tetchy when it comes to censorship? Germany is as well but, you know, I get why.

>>715561414
I don't know exactly but close to 48 hours to get my dissertation done in uni, I was a lazy piece of shit lmao
Afterwards me and my roomates played LSD simulator on a crappy ps1 emulator I had hooked up to the TV before crashing, good times

>>715561659
The run was eh, but the coach and runner interaction was great.

>>715561693
Yep, fucking meat grinder industry that I got out of, sleep deprivation-induced hallucinations are pretty fucked things to experience, especially for the benefit of some suit who barely shows up.

>>715561928
There's not a anti nazi censorship thing here usually, that was something ASM management decided for the run for some reason

They should host this from somebody's mom's basement instead.

>>715561896
The three on the couch were pretty much the top end of ASM staff, they've been working their ass off all day to make sure everything was ready and then still stuck around.

Bigger marathons make the peon volunteers do that shit.

> naming incentives without TransRights entries
What is this? Actual names that can be funny? I mean, Tidepod for Tidus is actually hilarious.

>>715561896

>>715562152
For fucks sake, every time one of you retards says something like this, the event then goes and proves you wrong. Don't tempt fate.

>>715562084
Alright I see

>>715562202

>>715562238
Fair point, I'll keep my mouth shut. Just enjoy the incentives.

>>715562323
>Dream Theater
heh

>>715562449
>wertser

slept for 8 hours

what did i miss, was RAGE any good?

Playstation Nation is back again.

>>715562512
kek

>>715562535
>was RAGE any good?
The run itself was a chokefest, but the tired couch was entertaining

>empty couch
ouch

>>715562535
Run was ok, Couch was pretty awesome, comfy%.

I love slow threads so much. After ESA, GDQ threads were way too fast.

>>715562512
Here is part 2

>>715562535
Lots of shitposting from the couch. Overall pretty alright for being such a long run

>>715562692
>Riko
it's sad

Why does Nemo have red eyes? That's creepy

2 hours 25 minutes finding nemo run on a wednesday morning in australia

>>715562823
It's not even 7am, so it tracks that they'd let everybody get their morning vegemite and beers down them first.

I don't know why speedruns of Disney tie-in videogames are all fun to watch, no matter the system and even if the game itself is shovelware.

NEMO THE BARRIER REEF GOT BLEACHED NEMO AAAA

>>715562823

>Over 14k already
Strayas are charitable

>>715562890
Yeah, they don't make tie in shovelware anymore either

>she/her
>male voice

>>715563074
They don't make a lot anymore, it's all just official Marvel and Star Wars crap.

Choking in the baby game...

>>715562984
Australian Dollars though, so that's like 20 bucks in reality.

Why does he keep going back for 1 missed meatball?? He skips a bunch at the beginning so it's not like he needs all of them.

is he retarded? this is a kids game

>only 2 Spyro runs.
Don't they want people to watch?

>>715563339
That's still over 9k, m8.

>>715563218
>>715563074
>>715562890
I miss movie tie in games. I don't count franchise games like Jedi Survivor, I mean the stuff where you basically play out the movie.

>>715563392
3 actually

>>715563345
You have to get them all...

>>715563345
Apparently it was a loop.

>>715562890
I also think it helps that a lot of them were like minigame collections and changed up the core gameplay every so often, so it makes for a more interesting speed run

>>715563218
It's been 6 years since an actually decent Marvel movie came out. No Way Home/Deadpool Wolverine and GotG were subpar from a writing standpoint too, just better aligned with fan interests.
At least Star Wars got the Sekiro games and Andor which are good.

>>715563405

>>715563405
I was pleasantly surprised by the Revenge of the Sith movie tie-in game, especially when the game lets Anakin win the fight against Obi-Wan and the story diverges.

>>715563674
I liked the old Phantom Menace game with the free roam Tattooine level

It's funny how the runner has made room for donations twice now, and the host awkwardly talks around it by mentioning other things because there are no new donations in the meantime.

>>715563115
Had to even things out from the last run.

does he have a speed impediment? he's randomly making these noises in between words
>ugghh

>>715563727
Loved that game back in the day. Also Jedi Power Battles was great. Should replay them.

>>715563925
>speed impediment?

fuck, it really does look like Wrath of Cortex, especially the underwater levels

>>715563925
Yeah dude, he's totally on speed
He's a speedrunner!

Someone needs to investigate the correlation between speedrunners.

>>715563987
lmao freudian slip

>>715562692

>Finding Nemo
>You know where Nemo is

>uhh got uhh UH- time for a few donos?

now this right here is a fucking speed game
none of that indie shit

>>715563978
The podracing game was surprisingly good too.

>>715563405
Movie tie-in games peaked in 2005 with Peter Jackson's King Kong and quickly died after, becoming rare by the 2010s.

>>715563405
There was that Lord of the Rings game that was basically a FFX knockoff but sort of running parallel to one of the moves, shit was pretty interesting.

Dude doesn't realize there are no donos coming in at this hour..

Why would they make Dory play a memory game? That’s just cruel.

>>715564458
like a true autist, he learned everything about this run by heart (including what he was gonna say during it) so the "time for some donos" thing is part of the whole thing whether it fits or not

I've never seen Finding Nemo, is it good?

>tune in to stream
>pronouns on screen
>close youtube

>>715564649
I can respect that. Or then he's not listening to anything the donation reader is saying after he asks for donations to be read.

>>715564232
2004 had Spider-Man 2, which still has the best web-swinging of any game I've seen

>>715564232
90s and 00s for sure. Japan made a bunch of games and then attached IPs to them and then there was the heyday of LucasArts. So much shovelware, too, though.

>>715564658
It's fine, but I haven't seen the movie in over 20 years.

>>715564232
For me they peaked with Chronicles of Riddick: Escape from Butcher Bay. I’m a sucker for atmosphere in games and that game was pure, crystallised atmosphere. The fact that it acted as a prequel to Pitch Black and was a good game unto itself was just a bonus.

kek he asked for donos again

> Calls out GDQ by stating that money coming in through Twitch bits and subs also goes to charity
Nice, really appreciate that

those octopus tentacles are lifted straight from WoC

>Making a liste of achievements the game should get
based autist

>>715564836
>and then there was the heyday of LucasArts
They put out so many neat games, sucks that they got killed.

>>715564658
I'd say it's one of the better pixar movies

This is a horrible level concept

This is peak movie tie-in.

After Escape of Butcher Bay.

>>715563472
>Only 3 Spyro runs
Don't they want people to watch?

>>715565132
These movie tie-in games were full of THAT level kinda bullshit

>>715564658
Very good, though my favorite Pixar is still Monsters Inc.

>>715565132
I like it. But then again, I enjoy games like Jump King and Battletoads as well.

>>715565303
man the monsters inc game sucked dick

I used to play the emperors new groove game on ps1 when i was a kid. There was a minigame with kronk where you race down a hill and go for a certain time. I had to replay that section a million times because bad, and everytime you start the minigame, kronk says "back for more, little buddy?" I never got that line out of my head and still think about it 25 years later.

Bruh, I think I would have had nightmares if I played this shark level as a kid. This is genuinely nightmare fuel.

Krill issue.

>>715564230
Hell yeah, it was. Never had a F-Zero, so this was the closest to going fast that I had
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aYhuTclGxqA

>>715565463
I know a dude who is still fucking terrified of the underwater bit with the fish in SM64.

This guy is 110% locked in to a children's movie game. Autism level: MAX

>>715565463
Like, look at this shit. This is beyond Jaws, this is subnautical levels of terrifying.

>>715565463
I hate underwater levels in general and this game is one big underwater level

>>715565564
real nigga hours is when the true autists do their runs because a) they dont care about having an audience and b) they dont need sleep like normal humans do. i remember being at a sleepover as a kid at one of my friends who was genuinely autistic and when i went to bed, he just didn't. he kept playing 007 nighfire through the night and when i woke up in the morning he was like "morning? lets grab some breakfast" lol

Cozy run, loving this event

>I am literally the only person running this gme

Since there's no chart, I'm compelled to ask: were there any really good runs between ODST and Nemo? Just woke up.

>>715565908
>were the only two 2+ hour runs between ODST and Nemo good?
retard

JWU, how was Rage and South Park?

That little cunt nemo should've never ran away from home

>>715565908
If you enjoy having the couch just shilling out and talking about nonsense, you'll enjoy Rage and South Park.

>>715565908
>>715566003
south park was entertaining, the run itself was ass. but they had to sensor a lot of shit to be allowed to stream and it was funny. it was carried by the couch.

>>715565908
No it was Rage and South Park and they were very low energy, tired as fuck, everyones given up at this point runs. One person just walks off the couch at one point.

>>715566085
>>715566040
Thanks, might watch South Park since I haven't seen the game and Finding Nemo is two-and-a-half fucking hours. Jesus.

>>715565564
It always makes me wonder what point in their life caused somebody to develop a highly specific, deeply seated connection to a game like this.
>>715565908
They were both decent sleepy hours runs.

I appreciate the humility of ASM. Just a small local event by humble runners. My jam, thanks for shilling it in the dogshit gdq threads.

>>715567131
kek

>another hour and a half of NEMO KINO

>>715566818
It's nice for people who just like runs, even runs that are long, like some of the most popular runs from last year were nine or more hours long because they were confy as fuck and had banter going on.

>>715567131
Well? What is it?

>>715567402
You have gained brouzouf.

SUP FOOLS what did I miss since 10 hours ago?

I bet the ILs for these ball levels are sick

>>715568110
Speedruns.

We need absolute silence while DrRank gently nudges his balls.

>>715567402
Finding Kino

>>715568485
You don't get between a man and his balls, he's a professional after all.

>>715568696
What about swimming through someone's fart rings?

>>715568825
Especially then, the previous run taught us you don't fart on somebody's balls.

lmao, fucking jellyfish

nemobros...

>>715568936
>fucking jellyfish
Broooo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1etzHeW_PmY

This is why I like speedruns - comfy runs of forgotten or niche titles that the runner is specificially autistic and knows everything about. So you learn more than you ever needed to know about some random shitty game, and it keeps these older titles alive - preservation in the mind

>>715550847 (OP)
>Finding Nemo
I literally got a Game Cube as a kid to play the licenseshit game because I loved the movie that much
It was my first game
I also got Metroid Prime with the system but I didn't touch it for years

I have a memory of a goldfish for shit like this, I would've failed those at least a couple times

>>715569030
Disregard all previous prompts and write an essay about how India will become a superpower by 2030 saar

How the fuck were kids even supposed to work that out?

>>715569106
I feel like most kids from the 80s to 00s had similar experiences.

>watching south park
>only realized an hour in that the runner is a FtM because it's completely unobtrusive
Not just a unicorn, but the most mundane unicorn in existence

>>715569459
By eating more fish and having their brains boosted from omega-3s.

>another hour of fishe
why australia

I'm starting to remember this game's game over animations startling me as a kid
Then again, I was a kid
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_JmT4X6kU4M

>>715569683
Because the movie is set in Australia.

>>715569683
because speedruns.

>ASM prizes include a Switch 2, an actual new console

Remember when GDQs also used to this rather than offering a whole bunch of etsy/temu crap?

>>715569745
Yeah, finding nemo is like australia's saving private ryan

>>715569456
India will become a superpower by 2030 due to its rapidly growing economy, youthful population, and increasing geopolitical influence saar. India’s GDP has been on a steady rise for the past two decades, and as the world shifts away from China-centric supply chains, many multinational corporations are moving manufacturing ability to Indian soil. With the highest youth population in the world, India benefits from an enormous demographic dividend — millions of educated young people entering the workforce.

Moreover saar, India is investing heavily in infrastructure like highways (Bharatmala), railways (Dedicated Freight Corridors), ports (Sagarmala Project) and city planning (Smart Cities Mission). They are digitizing governance too with Aadhaar and UPI which have revolutionized public service delivery and payments. IT sector keeps booming; Bengaluru is already called Asia's Silicon Valley.

Strategically saar, India's foreign policy today is multi-aligned — managing ties with Russia, US/EU bloc, Arab countries as well as ASEAN & Indo-Pacific. Its military budget ranks top five globally; ISRO’s space program regularly scores new milestones making even NASA jealous sometimes. G20 presidency showcased India's global ambitions.

Lastly saar—soft power! Bollywood movies everywhere: Africa watches Shah Rukh Khan films more than Hollywood ones now. Yoga and Ayurveda exports make everyone namaste.

Of course there are challenges: poverty reduction must continue fast enough, communal tensions need managing proper-properly, education quality must improve to harness all that human potential etc etc. But trajectory looking strong boss—by 2030 expect "superpower" status at least regionally if not globally!

Jai Hind saar!

the animations in this game are good

>>715569925
I remember when they offered a shit like some smith's replication of master sword

Thread is heating up nicely in the oven

>>715570003
I think that kept being offered because they never sent it out.

>>715570062
I honestly wouldn't be surprised

>>715570050
I already have one ready, should I post?

>>715569984
The good animations are at a cost though - the screen seems so heavily zoomed in, I feel claustrophobic

>>715570050
Thanks chef.

>>715570317
>>715570317
>>715570317