Thread 715554467

Can we all agree that Triss > Yen?

>>715554467 (OP)
shani

>>715554467 (OP)
Triss is the best long-term gf
Yennerfer is the best for a one night stand

Shani >>715554576 is for marriage

I concur.

Both are toxic bitches in their own way, but Yen is hotter
>>715554576
this guy gets it

>>715554467 (OP)
why wouldn't they have a threesome with geralt?
they're in an open relationship anyway and constantly fuck around, so why not in this situation?

>>715554467 (OP)
No! the place of red-haired scheming whore is on fire

>>715556278
t. Mad Rad

>>715556448
??? he has more right to it than anyone else.

>>715554467 (OP)
God no

>>715554467 (OP)
The choice exists for a reason. Different people have different tastes. Both will claim to be correct. Simple as.

>>715554467 (OP)
I don't know anyone that has read/understood the full saga of Witcher and prefers Triss. Even with the third game Flanderizing her, she's hollow

>>715557046
Only one is canon

>>715554467 (OP)
Triss is for low T men.

>>715558150
if yennefer truly loved geralt she would use breast expansion magic on herself

>>715557046
>The choice exists for a reason
Because the devs knew most players hadn't read the books
>Both will claim to be correct
Only one's more correct than the other. Just like how you can end TW1 with Shani but always start TW2 with Triss. Just like how there's several endings to TW3 but CDPR have never shied away from the Witcheress ending being the intended result, from back then with the post-release comics all the way to now with TW4

>>715554576
fpbp

i agree that ciri > all !

>>715558476
>man jaw

>>715558583
In Witcher 4 they need to add Ciri masturbation scenes for everyone who doesn't want to romance men (faggots) or turn her into a dyke (also faggots)

>>715558583
based, fuck the forced daughter bullshit narrative

>>715558583
She can be the mistess who makes Triss jelous

>>715558720
>Look at attractive woman
>See man
Just admit it, you're a faggot.

>>715559102
demented freak

>>715560314
dead meme, like your sense of orginality

>>715554576
This, which is why I didn't let Geralt fuck her. She deserves better.

>>715554467 (OP)
Triss is a whore and harlot trying to steal someone else's man
Yennefer is a tragic waif trying to figure out if what she feels is love or compulsion from a genie

They aren't even comparable.

>>715560578
Yeah Triss is just too superior.

ciri hard walled after the tutorial

>>715560578
Oh boy someone didn't read the books if you don't think Yen isn't a gigawhore.

>>715554467 (OP)
Yes

>>715554467 (OP)
Triss seems like a better long term option because she doesn't psychologically make your life hell, but underneath that civility she's still cunt like every sorceress. Yen is hotter but as you know from the books, Geralt and Yen's relationship is like watching your dumbass friend and his abusive psycho gf having constant screaming shouting matches but no balls to actually break up.

>>715561248
Honestly, maybe I'm fucked up but I much prefer a bit of back and forth with a woman than Triss's sort of lacklustre banter.
My dick leads me to women that will one day ruin my life and I make that choice every time.

>>715560761
>someone didn't read the books
Yeah I can tell

>>715561248
>Triss seems like a better long term option because she doesn't psychologically make your life hell
Triss doesn't truly understand Geralt. Nor Ciri for that matter.

Geralt and Yennefer are a cuckold pairing.
>‘Enough,’ Geralt interrupted harshly, perhaps even a little too harshly. ‘Stop stubbornly denying me rights. I’ve had enough of it, do you hear? I told you our rights are equal. No, dammit, mine are greater.’
>‘Really?’ the sorcerer said, paling somewhat, which caused Geralt unspeakable pleasure. ‘For what reason?’
>The Witcher wondered for a moment and decided to finish him off.
>‘For the reason,’ he shot back, ‘that last night she made love with me, and not with you.’
>Istredd pulled the skull closer to himself and stroked it. His hand, to Geralt’s dismay, did not even twitch.
>‘Does that, in your opinion, give you any rights?’
>‘Only one. The right to draw a few conclusions.’
>‘Ah,’ the sorcerer said slowly. ‘Very well. As you wish. She made love with me this morning. Draw your own conclusions, you have the right. I already have.’
>The silence lasted a long time. Geralt desperately searched for words. He found none. None at all.
>‘This conversation is pointless,’ he finally said, getting up, angry at himself, because it sounded blunt and stupid. ‘I’m going.’
>‘Go to hell,’ Istredd said, equally bluntly, not looking at him.

As for the "every relationship needs sparks so being at each other's throats is fine" people who idealize abusive relationships have never been in them, or they wouldn't be saying that. That being said Triss is a vapid dimwit who shares the bitch DNA with every other cunt from the Lodge, so she's not exactly a catch either. There's no good gf/wife for Geralt.

>>715562121
Triss started unraveling so hard by the end of the game. She's such a third wheel even if you're romancing her kek.

>>715562121
damn, maybe triss is the better femdom queen after all

>>715562121
>Nor Ciri for that matter
Well, she did try to sell her to the Lodge

>>715554467 (OP)
Triss is the option for naive men who don't understand women. She'd get you both killed with her busybody meddling and omission of important details. Yen is a bitchy ballbuster but at least she knows better

>>715560479
They've been fuck buddies for years before Witcher 3. Geralt has railed her since she was still in college.

>>715558583
Shani > Yen >= Triss >>>>>>>>>>> Troonri.

>>715563353
says no one but HOMOS !