>ranked is more fun than the side modes
What other games are like this?

>>715568586 (OP)
This is your brain when you're addicted to comboslop.

>>715569260
>Gate Guardian is "comboslop"

>>715569810
Have multiple decks

>>715569849
Have sex

>>715569907
Your mom is busy tonight otherwise I'd stop by.

>>715571776
>otherwise I'd stop by
To offer me your ass? No thanks.

>>715572229
>jumps straight to fag shit
Fitting.

>>715572292
>"you don't want to have sex with boyhole? that's gay"

I like the under 5 event because I can play this bad deck and everyone has alredy forgotten what they do

>>715554152
yes, I'm taking this tier-0 format as an opportunity to play around with other decks (aka I'm coping about not being able to perform well with HEROs)
that being said, Mimighouls are really fun

>>715572427
https://files.catbox.moe/vxyzt5.png

>>715572698
>searches TB-11 when it wouldn't do anything to interrupt on Turn 0
>two Allure of Darkness

Not to undermine your victory, but that guy was a retard.

>>715572698
Nice I love this one too

>>715573293
I checked his deck and he was playing all 3 traps. what was the right play for him there?

Good Mapiss guide?

>>715573921
Not play Turn 0. The only thing he did was waste cards he could have used in his own turn instead.

>>715568586 (OP)
Definitely not Rocket League.
Rumble is WAY better than regular ranked.

>>715568586 (OP)
Tried Traptrix in both event and it's sucks balls
>no setup in Link/Fusion
>no Sera in U5
still somewhat playable in U5 though

FREE HER

Does Primite play well with Materiactor?
seeing as both use normal monsters for their plays

>playing a going second deck
>"I just hope my opponent isn't playing Mermail"
>Maliss sleeve
>"oh good, I can deal with Maliss"
>normal summons Neptabyss

Why are the servers shitting themselves?

>next duel
>Maliss sleeves
>Dragon Link
At least I can ACTUALLY deal with this

Poor dude. He was even playing the cool Metalmorph stuff.

>>715578683
you should never sympathize dueling against sloppers

>try out the naturia rental
>instantly know how to play it because i watched cimo play naturia on masochist
this deck is low key cracked

Coin toss results

Started counting: 23/5/2025

lost against ocg: 90
won against ocg: 83

lost against tcg: 124
won against tcg: 133

>>715579119
Is it better or worse than just playing a constructed Goblin Bikers deck? I genuinely have no other decks for this festival outside of fuckin Time Thieves.

>>715572386
>Mind instantly starts thinking about men fucking unprompted
Uh huh

>>715580127
Goblin should be good for this event. Just play it

>>715568586 (OP)
>Sky Striker in Fusion/Link got me easy wins
>Madolche in U*5 got me even easier wins

Puddingcess mate when

>>715580660
>offers his ass
>"unprompted"

>>715568586 (OP)
>What other games are like this?
All of them

>>715580127
if you don't get Vein and Camelia on board at the same time you have zero board protection

>>715580929
>making a clear joke about fucking your mom
>your tranny brain thinks I'm coming onto you
Yikes.

Has anyone done the math on rather they'll be releasing more missions? We're kind past the half way point so it's weird they haven't yet.

>>715582379
mission machine broke

How many gems haven't been released? 200?

>>715580882
dost peck madolchad

I'm having fun by playing a boomer deck full of weak N trap cards in the under 5 (years old) event

>(Lab)tranny is a pedo
The sky is blue

Sera being banned in the under 5 event means she's over 5.

Purrely Horny Memory

>>715584535
I never summoned anything that wasn't a madolche monster from the ED.

I'm going to Maliss.

>>715568586 (OP)
>sucking at deckbuilding
skill issue
u5 is the best event since dice rally

>>715587285
has been

>>715587318
>"play dogshit cards you don't like"
No.

>>715587437
i take that over
>poopsmith festival
link/fusion is so fucking dogshit

>>715587437
>he doesn't like decks with underdogs
lmao imagine being such a fag

>>715587835
I GET IT
THE DOGSHIT IS UNDER THE DOG AHAHAHAHA

>double edge is banned

Cheeky cunts.

>mimighoul is only like 4 ur
Is it worth it? Are they fun?

Love Lab

>>715587496
If you can't beat fiendsmith when they only have 1 engraver and 1 tract it is unironically a skill issue.

>>715590481
it's strong but it's not fun

>time travel 2014
>Skill Drain
>under 5
>limit 1
>TCG
Worst events.

I ended up just using the naturia loaner. Fuck this event

>deck severely weak for 7 years
>banned in every event
>can only ever play it in the ranked hell hole

>>715590481
yes, but will be powercrept soon
no
just build Vaalmonica if you could

Argostards

>>715591942
mimighoul was already massively powercrept the moment the cards were first revealed

damn every stun deck i've played against has a Japanese name

>>715595026
Not even Korean?

>>715595706
surprisingly no

It's always a treat to see an old vanilla monster I've literally never seen or heard of before.

We getting enneacraft news today or during saturday?

>>715596624
Seems more like midweek news

Mating Pressing Purrely

>>715598357
By Allah I will smash your skull in

Melffy Spright is not the best deck for the U5 event, buy it's easy to pilot and assures quick matches, so I'm satisfied with it

>>715599752
Spright is the deck Josh used to climb in one of the qualifiers because it's fast even though it's not the best.

>>715590481
it's not that strong, but very fun

I take back everything bad I've ever said about Cyberse over the years

>>715601942
Die

>>715601942
Live

gaylord

>>715599647
By Allah i WILL impregnate this SLUT!

>>715604036
She's a literallywho now who didn't even last longer than a month in the spotlight, washed up hag

>>715568586 (OP)
other way around
the side modes are usually genuine kino.

>>715604036
based

>>715604159
>side modes are usually genuine kino
Not this time.

>>715568586 (OP)
What's the cheap slop option for U5?

>>715604198
I mean the example they used yeah, but the Fusion Link event is great. I swept it with HEROs

>>715604206
Naturia Loaner.

>>715604206
sushi ship loaner

>>715604206
Loaner Naturia deck is pretty good.

Naturia it is then. Thanks, lads

Memento

https://files.catbox.moe/g8rs0r.PNG

>>715606241
Cursed.
Post some of your futas btw.

>>715606406
These are the ones upcoming in the next update

https://files.catbox.moe/afz66i.PNG

>>715606469
Very tasty Diabelle and White Forest.

>>715606505
https://files.catbox.moe/eqc02j.png
https://files.catbox.moe/8f84xn.png

>>715606562
Much appreciated, anon.

U5 is a shitty grinding simulator
Loved Link/Fusion, will play until I get 100K medals

Droll and Lancea need to be semi-limited

>>715608486
At this point, Droll should be banned.
All the top decks play around it. It's only hurting rogue decks.

>>715609405
>"rogue"
>tier 1 from last year
no
I am annoyed that Konami is starting to give every deck a Colossus or way to play around Colossus, but Droll is the only way to stop retardation like Dark World, Gimmick Puppet and Mermail

>Lancea is unviable in Master Duel
>80%+ usage
lying niggers

>>715609707
Maliss has no competitor right now, that's the sole reason why Lancea seems viable in MD

What I hate about Maliss isn't the endboard. I hate how because it's a banish archetype the typical removal tools don't work against it.

Is it better to run 40 cards or 42 cards with called by?

>>715611051
Bad joke

Why do TCGfags claim Saronir is the worst Bystial?

XYZ Cup next month?

>>715611173
It's only good for Branded.
The others are more generic.

>>715568586 (OP)
Should've banned Xyz for the event.

>>715610974
The deck gives absolutely no fuck about opponent's interaction, the only way to not get blown the fuck up it is to prevent the player from performing a single action using lancea or having ten omnis
>malice goes first
>if they open extenders it literally doesn't matter what the fuck you do because they play around 3/4ths of the disruption pool
>if they open no extenders, then it's all handtraps nonengine so you're doing absolutely no fucking shit on your turn because you're getting ashimpulsemaxxcfuwaloslanceaveilerdrolld the fuck up
>malice goes second
>if they open extenders, they won't give a fuck about your disruption because their archetype plays around 3/4ths of the disruption pool
>if they open no extenders, then it's all handtraps nonengine so you're not developing your going first gameplan and they'll kill you with their one starter
the deck is basically impervious to interaction and nothing comes close in resilience or ability to play through 20 handtraps
>even if you open lancea a lot of the time they'll have called by or crossout so your handtrap does literally nothing
tcgkeks thought the format was good becasue on paper it's a bo3 and the deck released alongside ryzeal so it wasn't this uncontested, we're experiencing literally cock and ball torture that nobody had to play through before

>>715612792
(I forgot but march hare wasn't on the initial set either iirc)

>>715610974
Going second it's Tenpai but with more steps. Going first it's literally Mathmech on steroids.
The deck is retarded. Every name has a summon or search effect on banish, and unlike Thunder Dragons they're HOPT on each effect, not either effect. Also, the fucking spells float on banish too.

>>715571482
Beastial me, COME ON.

>>715613386
>retard can't tell the difference between Fuwalos and Purulia

>>715611051
42 with Called By.
>But I have a -.05% to not start with a certain car-
You can probably go up to around 44 or 45 cards without impacting your decks consistency that much if it is a modern 1 card combo deck.