Thread 715570124

So...here's the Thong.

We had a dinnerlady who looked like the Thing. Ugliest bitch I have ever seen. Her son was a year older and utterly retarded. His head was so big and heavy he couldn't stand or crawl as a baby, so he just rolled everywhere.

>>715570124 (OP)
>single literal faggot latches onto rivals and shitposts gay porn of it for months on end

either get a new personality or find a new website you aids infested fuck

>>715570651
That's literally an official render what are you talking about?

>>715570314
lol

>>715570124 (OP)
Grim

>>715575606
Grimm

>>715570124 (OP)
How does his dick look like?

>>715570124 (OP)
Im not gay
but

>>715570124 (OP)
>you actually see the bulges
Bravo Chinks. Fair is fair, I guess.

>>715570124 (OP)
It's slobberin' time

>>715576652
but?

>>715577525
too big

>>715570370
...

>>715575606
Ben

laziest skin possible
and the other one is free so its 10+ dollars for 1 ice girl skin . not really worth it no matter how much they whore her out

>>715582906
ummm... benjamin is a boy...

>>715570124 (OP)
>>715579792
>Male characters look like this
>Meanwhile female characters wear more clothing on the beach in-game than real women do on the streets
Really activates those almonds.

Have you seen the female characters other outfits?

>>715583086
Muscles are empowering

>>715570124 (OP)
I'm glad they couldn't put shitty facial hair on Ben, at least

>>715570314
Isn't he clothed? Did he tear his groin area or something?

>game has plenty of hairy mature men being sexy instead of spamming lean young guys

God bless China, Japan could stand to learn something from them.

>>715584169
They still dabble with lean guys.

>>715579792
I want him to punish me

>>715579792
Is having the orange caps used for toy guns on real guns a crime?

>>715583790
Thank goodness.

>>715584287
Yeah but look at something like Fire Emblem where they have basically zero hairy mature men showing anything except when it's kind of a joke like Fargus in the gacha.

>>715583086
Why is she covered in yogurt?

taskmaster when

I will install again if they give the bug a bikini

>>715583086
>female characters wear more clothing on the beach in-game than real women do on the streets
i don't blame you for thinking this because you never actually go outside, but that is most certainly not the case

Corpo Jeff when?

>>715588730
Never, Chinese based dev.

>>715589374
who knows

>>715583940
It's an edit parody made by the who invented the Nuzlocke challenge

This event is very gay. I don't want to see naked men in my games

>>715570124 (OP)
No one cares about the males, where are the females?

>>715589103
there are tons of beach videos on youtube
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/XJpbNq9jcu4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OfxMZKP87xE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R_vbUFceuCw
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/6rzCeYDWub4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ne4zu5voovw
plenty of thongs, actual topless women in Europe and I've yet to see one in the game

When's Sue?

Male nakedness literally doesn't matter at all. It's mostly comedy.
And dicks generally look silly and funny

Marxists and liberals just like to project female qualities to males and vice verse, because they are mentally ill retards.

>>715570124 (OP)
Nah, based. Swimmies for everybody.

>>715593165
Hello?

>>715593220
Maybe next year.

>>715593224
yeah, I bet you look at dicks as a "joke" all the time

Female beauty is often associated with softness, symmetry, curves, grace, while male "beauty" (or maybe power, presence, or form) is more about size, strength, angularity, dominance.

>>715594336
Funny and silly do not translate into "joke" in the context they were used. And stop being a faggot, accept reality. John Locke was a low T faggot.

>>715592358
Thanks anon. I dont follow capeshit.

>>715570124 (OP)
>everyone getting summer skins
>except my beloved Wanda
Didn't know the Chinese hated Jewish Gypsies

>>715584169
>>715587404
Based Japanese dabbing on baraniggers.

>>715593170
>>on the streets
>beach
>beach
>beach
>waterpark
>waterpark

>>715570124 (OP)
Hope Leo Zelensky give him a new costume

>>715594382
Aren't there men when associated with beauty that embody often considered feminine traits? Smooth skin, slender frame, softness?

>>715594991
https://youtu.be/73VjyNPeW-Y?si=1lTRccuYCZ8zny_L

>>715593314
based

>>715572662
Throgbros...

>>715597429
He's running into a bit of shortage with materials lately. The thong is the best Zelensky can do for the foreseeable future.

>>715593068
As if superheroes aren't pretty much naked all the time.

>>715577525
Rocket and Jeff are lacking, too.

>>715584169
I think there's some dev or something on the team that's down ATROCIOUS for Thor, honestly. He's disfavored by the gameplay team but the art team seems to fucking love him. They're giving him a ton of skins, a lot of which are sexualized.

>>715604123
>They're giving him a ton of skins, a lot of which are sexualized.
They're still toned down from their comic book inspirations.

>>715604123
I think the new skin mostly makes him look like a big goof but I suppose it's still a mostly uncovered big burly dude so it's gotta be pleasing to some.

>>715570124 (OP)
should be naked, and the benis should look like one of those perfectly scuplted and polished tiny greek statue weener

>>715602723
Built for pronebone

>>715604635
>it's gotta be pleasing to some.
It'd have been better if Thor were given briefs like how the Punisher and the Thing are.

>>715604635
Thor being a goof towards his brother is a massive turn on for his fans. Fan artists have been drawing the new costumes of them together.

>>715593220
>sue beach costume revealed
>it's just a pair of floating sunglasses and an akle bracelet
>69.99$ plus tips

>>715604709
I was going to say that the skin is free and that's where the line is as far as that goes but maybe they'll also give Frank away?
>>715604771
Nice

>>715570124 (OP)
>The Thong
im so sleepy this stupid joke actually made me laugh

>>715583775
fem heroes also have muscles

>>715604872
I guess so. Hopefully Frank’s is free too and it better not be censored or adjusted at the last minute.

>>715589374
They're going to over design it to hell. Hell, they might even make it a mini Joe Fixit where he's just wearing a vest over a shirt and his exposed skin has dumb Tron lines on it.

>>715570124 (OP)
That is even more revealing than Edens Zero.

>>715602723
there goes my money

>>715604551
what's the right from? rivals? never saw that skin

>>715605762
For the literal industry plant? Come on now.

>>715605776
Yes it is. It came out near the end of the Krakoa Hellfire Gala battle pass.

>>715604551
>toned down
More like over designed. If you removed that big thing on his chest, it'd be the same amount of skin as the left. But whoever they have designing skins on the staff doesn't know when to fucking quit.

>>715595041
Whatever helps you cope, closeted faggot.

>>715570314
>Namor
I haven't heard that name in a long time...

>>715606548
> More like over designed
That’s what irritates me most about Rivals design philosophy. It’s one thing taking liberties but this really takes the cake. I just wish we could get some skins that are faithful to their original designs.

>>715605656
Jeff is usually so funny, even his symbiote skin has comedic stuff goin on, so i think jeff needs a "badass super serious skin" or something as a meta joke, like Punished Jeff with an eyepatch and his MVP is him in a bar taking a shot of whiskey and giving a 1,000 mile stare, or Ultron Jeff the cybernetic shark, or Planet Eater Galactus Jeff...is he inherently too goofy to make "serious"?

>>715607365
He’s pretty much a goofy but lovable mascot. So they tend to up the silliness. Never have I seen an instance where he’s taken seriously or is present as unironically cool.