Now: Finding Nemo
Next: Yoshi's Crafted World
Later: Pilfer: Story of Light
Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rYKjuJdJexM
Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/ausspeedruns
Schedule: https://ausspeedruns.com/ASM2025/schedule
Previous thread:
>>715550847
Game confirms what I always thought, jellyfish are absolute bastards.
I went to play vidya for a while. How's Nemo?
>>715570718They're finding him
>>715570718He be dead, it's pretty sad.
>>715570718Probably 40 hours worth of "What the fuck am I supposed to do" as a kid, condensed to 2 hours by autists
>>715570973Is this level fish hell?
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>>715570718Comfy but occasionally terrifying.
>>715570718Longer than the movie
>runner claps for himself
kino
>>715571025Somehow feels more cruel than point and click adventure games.
his pb is a 2:04, should be close
So this.... is the power of Aussies...
>WR GET
Lad doing us proud.
WR is cool but I assume no one plays this except 4 people
based autist getting a WR during real nigga hours in game that nobody runs besides him
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>>715571894>WR is cool but I assume no one plays this except 4 peopleHah, WRONG!
>>715571894he said that he is literally the only one running this game
>>715571962earning his doctorate in finding nemo
>>715571857>>715571859>>715571878>>715571894>>715571931>WR after getting fucked by jellyfish for five minutesIDGI
>>715571962Based af. He enjoys the game, doesnt give a fuck about anything else
>>715571894Only him for 100% but even so that's a big drop in time, especially during a marathon and after getting buggered hard by a jellyfish.
>>715572010He said the rest run ILs, he's the only one who runs 100%.
I've been following it on and off but the game variety seems pretty good so far. Certainly better than esa
I've been so conditioned by GDQ that every time I see a dude with long hair, my monkey brain goes
>troon, yes or no?
and I take a closer look in order to find the answer.
>donate and write a name for Chrono Cross
Plum bros... Its our time
>>715572394Reminds me of ESA when the guy on the couch had a long hair and despite his pronouns being visibly he/him a bunch of /v/ freaked out and were convinced, all because he had long hair.
I find it's pretty easy to tell who is and isn't.
>>715572690It would be funny...
Finding Nemo was pretty comfy but I can't fathom why anyone would run that as a speed game
>>715572394>stockingsnot a huge mystery, anon
>>715572747I'll never get over the time they were doing that because of TinyTim, fuckers really can't tell but think they can, so it sits in their minds all the fucking time.
He's choking to fix the schedule, it's fine
He didnt choke, retards, he literally beat the level super smoothly
He just wanted to show a cool trick
>>715573406He choked on the trick. Retard.
>>715573406>I've never failed this trick this many time
AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
alright he's not gonna make it but why did he make the estimate 10min?
that choke didn't look that costly
what the hell is "in the 6"
>>715573763Estimate was thrown together just before it started, it's just to fix up the 20+ min schedule drift.
Bonus runs can't go overestimate. There's no such thing.
>>715573780he just explained it
>>715573780mario gets into the 6 in the final level
>>715573839>20+ min schedule drift.believe me he's fixing that
one in the bricks 2 in the 6
He's definitely in the 6.
Why do they have blinding lights pointing into the camera?
Reminder that the estimate is just that, an estimate. It is there solely to let the viewer know roughly how long the current run will take. The estimate is not a time limit, and there is nothing wrong with going over it, or adjusting it to suit how the run is progressing.
>>715574086over estimate=banned
those are the rules
>>715574086Thanks for your insight, Essex
>>715574086overestimate = gangraped and exiled from the speedrunning community
>>715574335shut the fuck up Doro
>>715574335>Gangraped by she/her runnersImagine
What did they mean by this?
>>715574335wtf no-one told me that
brb deliberately going over estimate
>Can't hear the dono reader over the Seiken Densetsu 3 music.
Absolutely perfect.
holy fuck noops crashed hard 1:30:00 into the south park run lmao
>>715574086Fuck off, I like my win conditions
I didn't even need to look at the pronouns to know.
>>715574086At gdq they hold you down and inject you with estrogen as soon as you're off camera.
Are Nintendo STILL reusing the Yoshi's Story sound files instead of recording new sounds?
>>715575175He's green though?
>>715575175>click on Yoshi speedrun>it's purple
>>715575175All I see is a cardboard box
>bedtime
Enjoy the run, burgers
This guy looks like such a groomer. How many young boys did he groom of discord so far?
>>715575175You think he's purple?
You think he's Yoshi?
Why is Kirby wearing a cardboard box
not gonna lie lads this ASM has sucked so far.
>>715575175because woolly world is better
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what do you call this haircut
>Poochy is clearly a boy dog
>Makes sure to call him "They" every time he is referenced
>>715575932Weird Al sans conditioner
A weapon to surpass metal gear
>>715575932It's more like a complete lack of haircut
>>715575846Where the hype and the cringekino? Why is he talking about collecting things?
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just had some nongshim spicy ramen and now i'm sitting here, sweating like a pig
>>715574616He'd been awake for over 24 hours, dude's one of those event organizers that actually does shit, he's gone to bed now.
>>715575846It's chill, not much to shitpost about but I've enjoyed the comfy runs. Worst so far was the tranny Sonic run and those 2 guys flirting with each other during Bo
>>715576590is that THE edd straw
>>715575846I think there have been more onscreen troons than even the last SGDQ, Australia is mega pozzed.
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>>715576590>>715577041Jet Neptune in 5 years
>>715575779House prices in Australia are absurd.
>werster is part of the marathon
is he still /ourguy/?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XcBbE3t6cLA
>>715577341Reminder that he never got banned for this. Instead, he only got a temporary ban in 2015 for exploring the hotel and entering staff-only areas lmao (pic related)
>>715577341man he used to be so much slimmer
>>715576369How am I supposed to be entertained when all he's doing is getting the game done quickly?
>>715577638Why hasn't he been back yet then?
Funny how they have more sponsors than ESA, who had trouble retaining them even before the last few years.
>>715577767Going to the US is expensive plus he never got vaccinated so Australia wouldn't let him leave even if he wanted to.
>>715577767Pretty sure the dude in charge said he does the schedules for ASM.
>>715577767to GDQ? because it sucks?
>>715577638They'd do the classic "Claim he's not banned but decline all his runs." tactic. That's what GDQ loves to do. They love to claim, and they do so on reddit especially, that the fact that they ban people left and right for tiny reasons is a "misconception" and "actually the amount of people banned right now you can count on one hand" and "Oh we've only ever banned like eight people in all of GDQ history" which is true technically. The actual "This person is banned do not let them in" is like currently only five people but the amount of people they always constantly decline every run even when its exactly what GDQ is looking for at the time is huge, and it's clear they're shadowbans. People have done tests where they've submitted multi-person runs or races or relays with the shadowbanned person in them and they'll decline them, but then accept other versions of the same run without that person in them.
>>715577767Just because someone can, doesn't mean they will
>>715577767Because GDQ Pokeruns are dominated by Corvimae and Keizaron and they'd never accept a third and he'd definitely not gel with their style. (4 hour let's play tier "runs" for Korvimae and Overestimate Pokemon randomizer bullsit for Keiz)
>>715577638I knew he wasn't (temporarily) banned for the clip, but I've never seen that image before. Anon got that esoteric insider knowledge.
>>715578114Yeah, some anons will desperately want to read more into it than that, but the simple thing is he doesn't need to, especially not with local events he's already involved in.
>>715574086I know this is bait and I shouldn't even be responding to this but this sentiment does get posted semi-frequently so fuck it; No. The estimate IS supposed to be viewed as a soft time limit, because it's explicitly supposed to account for the run being a worst-case scenario run. Runners are told not to submit their PB time, and instead submit what a "bad" run would get, with some extra time added. If all runs go over estimate, it's a problem for the schedule and that's how you end up getting multiple hours behind and dropping runs to catch back up.
So no, it's not OK when runs consistently go over estimate, and runners should be called out for it.
>>715577767He doesn't want to do overseas marathons. According to our inside woman at ESA he's never even submitted a run despite the fact they would have slotted him in in a heartbeat.
>>715578372Remove interview and skit segments from GDQ and you've got flexibility, easy
On the other hand, as demonstrated with this ASM so far, going under estimate has its own issues where they either let the schedule slide around, or insert bonus runs
>>715578478get fucked cunt
>>715578451>our inside womanwhomst've?
>>715577273https://youtube.com/watch?v=1tnkLbp84kg&pp=0gcJCfcAhR29_xXO
last digit decides what game I derust rn (out of 5)
every game represents 2 consecutive numbers (e.g 0,1-game 1)
>>715578372I guess I'm used to GDQ always going over-estimate, but I've been pleasantly surprised at ASM so far with how many runs have ended significantly under-estimate, like huge chunks of time, 20+ mins
>>715578351Yeah the choice is obvious between:
>Event that's cheaper to go to, is a lot less hassle to travel to, is a far more chill atmosphere, is far more genuine and soulful, easier to get runs accepted on, get to help out with and have some control overOR
>Event that's more expensive, is on the other side of the world, and has a weird "fake happy" atmosphere where everyone is walking on eggshells with fake stepford wife smiles on their faces as they make sure to say "y'all" every sentence so that banhammer doesn't knock, and being forced to laugh at a bunch of theater kids hogging the spoitlight doing skits for one hour.
>>715578504>has its own issues... [like more games]This is a good thing.
>>715578570Das, she used to be on the scheduling team and was another Poke/JRPGrunner.
>>715578612Tell that to GDQ, they seem to think those in-between-runs segments and lengthier downtimes are the preferable option
>>715578665GDQ is a charity stream, it's been years since it was a speedrun showcase.
>>715578718Technically not incorrect, but I doubt people would donate if there were no games
>>715578718Even more so in the future. I think from this year's schedule its very clear that they're trying to steer away from speedruns and become a "variety gaming event" hence why this one had a record amount of non-runs and double the skit segments.
>>715578959Has anyone checked if the total runs submitted to the even are on decline?
>>715579029https://submissions.gamesdonequick.com/event/cm7txxzy2000062573twzmngi?declined=true&accepted=false
>chrono cross
>6 hours
mega comfy
>>715575932growing it for too long without proper care + baking in the aussie sun, it gets damaged, unironically only option is to cut it short and start again
>>715579029Dunno about GDQ but I know ESA had a nosedive in submission numbers.
>snowboard kids
i will now watch your speedtranny event
I think Yoshi's world isn't very wooly, actually
>>715579754You're thinking of the wrong game, this is Yoshi's Labo World.
>>715579754This is a different world, Yoshi got kicked out of the wooly world.
>>715579754What crafted you into that conclusion?
>>715579464Yeah if you check the Oengus pretty much everyone who applied got in, and most were just Playstation Nation members who were nudged to apply to help support ESA.
this game kinda boring guys ngl
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>>715579996The previous year was pretty much the same, except they suddenly had a lot of holes to fill back up with people they'd declined.
>>715580184At least it's slightly less weird than last year went.
>>715580098It's the unfortunate reality of Yoshi games since Island and I guess Story
>>715580098Seems pretty cool to me, it's just also pretty chill.
>>715580098Every Yoshi game since 1999
have there been any trannies or black runners yet?
>>715581182there's been plenty of trannies but no n words
>>715581325damn, we need /ourguy/ limy to sign up for the next one
why is their stream so quiet
>babby tendie game
why would you even play this as an adult
>>715577767everyone who's not a fucking faggot avoids gdqs (and esa for the last decade) like the plague, "locals" are simply better, more soulful, less rules, less trannies (although you'll never get 0 let's be real)
i'm surprised anyone even still watches gdq/esa
>>715581590literally at like -30db its rough
This run is boring as fuck, I need to be honest.
Whats a good platformer/collectathon game I can pick up nowadays? I haven't played any since the N64 and I miss those.
How many hearts does Yoshi need good lord
>>715582228Depends on what you're looking for but if you want movement that is good enough to carry the game, Hat in Time and Odyssey come to mind
>>715582228Hat in Time was a fun enough romp
>>715582228Any Ratchet and Clank but I really like the Future series
>>715582452I always felt like the first level had the most potential, then the rest of the game just did away with the whole idea completely
>>715581940why are you playing video games at all as an apparent adult
>>715582228axyn adventure
>>715582584it's fine but in my opinion it just plays like a slower Yoshi's Island
>>715582102sad that yoshi games turned into the kirby of platformers
>>715582007ESA hasn't hit that point of no return like GDQ for me. I'm probably gonna skip gdq because the event and threads are absolute dogshit.
>>715582228Cavern of Dreams is fun and short
>>715582632I liked the game well enough, but the mountain level dragged on too much
Which is funny, because it's the most platforming focused aread, but whenever I think about replaying Hat in Time, I think of the mountain, and stop myself
last esa was great, this event is nothing compared
gdq was terrible especially at the beginning, had to mute every intermission
>>715582804This year's ESA was definitely better than both of 2024, and I'd even say better than Summer 2023 which I wasn't a fan of either. That one was the gameshow overload one where specific people were all over the show trying to be e-celebs and also was the peak of GDQ tourism in the ESA threads IMO.
However it still wasn't to the level of before Summer 2023 for me, and can best be described as "Alright." It was an incredibly safe ESA, and deliberately so. I don't blame them though, I'd have done the same thing if I was running it. Just prove the thing isn't falling apart and that you can run a functional event still, it was the only route they could go.
uh oh looks like edenal and planks are in the thread
>>715583003you mustve missed the end if you thought the beginning was terrible
>>715583179I actually did because it was gonna end at 3am or some stupid time, because as per usual they giga stalled on the final day.
>>715583179yeah i peaced out after mario64
>>715583168are you the schizo who has been constantly seething about him
did he rape your waifu or something
>>715583412>>715583415if you watched the rollercoaster tycoon run, everything else was mostly like that
I really want to pour a glass of water on this guy's head.
>>715583498No but Mr. LightskinSexPestTastic did and they covered it up
>>715583003I thought ESA was cancelled forever or something
>>715583596He looks dessicated
>watch the run
>yoshi pink
>now hes purple
Yoshi's Island looks so much better than this
>>715583105I probably would've stopped watching esa if they kept on trying to become gdq with their game show segments. The whole appeal of marathons like esa, asm and dogwater for me is the focus on the runners playing their games not the theater kids doing their wacky shows.
>>715583635They skipped winter
But it's okay, everyone stepped up, and it's better now
What changed? Who knows! No more dissenters for sure
>>715583726i think that fat whore is gone
>>715583726Well shit I would have watched it had I known they were doing it again.
>>715583778That prize girl?
Why are there two yoshi's and why is one purple?
>>715583918don't ask that
>>715583929The prize mommy accused the whole staff of raping her.
>>715583929Edenal, Planks, and all of the ESA volunteers stepped up!
That's all. Nothing else happened. They've had so many volunteers helping out, they even brought back the safety team.
>>715583992must have been hell of a bukkake party
>>715583929Basically there was a woman who did some segments between runs, and she got bad touched (tm) by someone or the other and the staff didn't really do anything about it
This then caused a flood gate of people venting their issues so ESA lost its volunteers, runners pulled out, etc
This past ESA couple weeks back seemed return to form, even if seems like they're struggling with people submitting games
Hell yeah isn't that Fireman's stage? Can't hear the announcer, but Megaman music is better.
>>715584079She didnt actually get assaulted btw, she just did a big #metoo about feeling unsafe
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>>715583929Are you trying to tell me you're in an ASM thread, which is pretty deep in the /v/ speedrun threads and being into speedruns, but you don't know about the ESA drama? How have you been in an ASM thread but never been in an ESA thread?
>>715584110It's a remix yeah
IM BLOBBY BLACKTASTIC AND I GROPED LOVARE
>>715584131not him but i don't know much either
simply don't care about drama unless it's real fucking good
>>715584194Lovare is a mighty fine slampig, I'd grope her too.
>>715584194It was funny how Skenmy was still walking around as the security coordinate after that whole thing
>>715583698Skits and gameshow stuff can be pretty fun if done well, the issue is they're hardly ever done well. Usually a select few try to hog all the attention from it, see: The theater kids from GDQ. And then the event usually goes overboard by having multiple a day.
I think nonruns are a good way to stop burn out and add some variety and freshness, just don't go overboard. One of each for an event is fine. One gameshow, one gimmick run like ikea building or wordle or flash relay or whatever, one showcase. Absolutely no more.
>>715583929kiwifarms.com/I-am-a-literal-fag-that-cares-about-drama-instead-of-video-games/how-to-come-out-to-parents
>>715583894You didn't miss much. Not that it was horrible but it was just an event with runs. Pretty forgettable but not offensive.
please tell me that ASM has no sexual assault drama. I am enjoying it so far and it would ruin it all if I knew they tolerated or ignored sa
the audio balance is pretty rough, quiet as fuck during runs and then +10db when the music is playing and cant hear the host.
>>715584275@grok is this real?
>>715584408The lights right now are assaulting my eyes does that count?
>>715584420sounds excellent
>>715584408werster canonically beats his girlfriends unironically
>>715584408no all the drama happens with the other australian speedrunner group
>>715584275Kek /v/ in a nutshell
>>715584229She looks great in some pics/vids, but then horrible in others. Truly an enigma
THIS MAN ISN'T A REAL OZZIE
Thats definitely a New Zealander accent!
>>715584561It's called shapewear. It's an undergarment that self-conscious women wear to reign in their excess fat and give it a more appealing shape. It's essentially a push-up bra, but for the whole torso. That said I would do unspeakable things to Lovare (with her consent).
>>715580184Nah 7-segment is based
>>715584716Make up and angles?
you anons can take over baking duties
>>715584780this is the last thread
>>715584780I'll burn the house down.
>>715584479qrd? what other australian speedrun group
Australian autists sound funny.
So weird to watch a speedrun without someone screaming over the commentary.
quick does someone have that gif/youtube mix of mario jumping in the docks at highspeeds while that one song plays
What is this accent?
It's like Neville Longbottom
>>715585096autist with a lisp
>>715584472this aint GDQ; the donos are pretty good here
>>715585068https://www.youtubemultiplier.com/58a3405f936cc-fuck-you-i-wont-do-what-you-tell-me.php
>he/him
I wasn't expecting that based on his appearance. You mean he's just... a regular nerd? How refreshing
>>715582228I'm assuming you mean one not on a Nintendo console? Because you'd be stupid if you haven't played Odyssey yet if you own a switch.
For PC, have you played the psychonauts 1 & 2? Platforming is quite a bit weaker compared to something like Mario, but they both have great plots, characters, humor, and settings. For pure platforming, try A Hat in Time (mario-inspired) or Yooka Laylee (banjo-inspired). Yooka Laylee 2 is considerably better but that one is a tight 2d platformer inspired by DKC Returns.
>australian autist speedrunning furry kusoge
>is actually comfy
>>715585298>kusogeis this /v/s favourite new buzzword
>>715585369kusoge is pretty old
>>715585369You must be 18 to post on this board
>>715585369Been that way for about a year or two. You know what it's like when kids learn a new word. Someone must have posted futaba screenshots in an outrage thread or something.
>>715585451I am always dreading what the new buzzword will be, because it'll be repeated ad nauseam until the next one comes along
>>715585451>>715585558yeah
like "buzzword" :)
>donations??
>no response
>can now be a good time???
>no response
Anyone that was trashing ASM is wrong.
this guy rocks, unironically
>>715585728but WHY the boob window? WHY wear something designed to attract EYES to your BOOBS and COMPLAIN when you're objectified??
>>715585763Must be disheartening when your run brings in no donations. The "Its early hours" excuse only works for so long into the day.
game looks cute, and so does the runner :3
>>715585763I kek'd but considering the prior tech issues I think he literally can't hear the host
>>715585728Mama mia me likey so much
>>715585820The prizeogre was "forced" to wear revealing clothing, that was whole drama on that front.
>>715585849Yeah probably not.
>>715585915>The prizeogre was "forced" to wear revealing clothingWithout rereading the pastebin, I can't remember if she was a) told to wear revealing clothing, b) told she looked good by someone and therefore felt forced, or c) saw all the memes and chat and felt forced
Parent donations always make me wonder, would you let your parents watch your run? Even if they don't really get speedrunning? Would you even tell them about the event and what it is etc?
>>715586230Iirc randoms at the hotel unaffiliated with the event hit on her in the elevator. Seems plausible if not doing anything is the complaint.
such a nice cozy autistic run
this is what it's all about
is this total in dollarydoos? And if so, is that like 1500 USD?
>>715586601Thats the main one I remember. People from outside the event who were also at the hotel harrassed her outside the event space and she told event security and they said it was beyond their limit and she should tell the hotel security.
The runner is autistic and that's neat because I'm being represented!
>>715586704This is what I like about ASM, all the comfy graveyard hours and early morning runs that I usually end up missing are on at prime time for me thanks to their time zone. Though graveyard hours also tends to mean some long uninteresting runs too.
>>715586720>they said it was beyond their limit and she should tell the hotel security.And this is why all the yuropoors got mad and didn't want to do the event anymore?
>>715586720if i was in that elevator it wouldn't have went down like it did. there would have been a lot of blood in that hotel elevator
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>leave for 3 hours
>come back, same thread, no mig
fucking based, i love asm
>>715586764it's neat on its own merits actually, only women and faggots care about "representation"
>>715586798Not really to be honest. Lots of people were at their wits end with ESA, specifically Edenal and Planks, and were just looking for an out. That was their out. There was also entirely seperate discord drama going on too where Edenal and Planks weren't listening to critcism. Then when it died down the metoo thing reignited the discussion again as they tried to shut shit down on the discord. Apparently behaviour like that was happening behind the scenes constantly already. Which is why people like Metako and Das had already quit before the Metoo thing happened.
It did lead to a humorous tell all on /v/ by Das where she revealed that they did everything in their power to stop Edenal from replacing the scheduling team with ChatGPT which he thought was a genius idea. Also he finds Goosebert the funniest shit known to man.
>>715586951Yeah I figured it'd die down eventually, it probably will even more by tomorrow until Dogwater. I was so proud to see ASM have three migs on day one though. Its a far cry from a few years ago where it would sometimes die overnight.
Nice to see how much Zanaroo enjoys this game
>>715586947FAT RETARD DRESSED LIKE A WHORE
EUGUUGHGHGUGUGHGHHGHGHG HGHGHH
im gonnA BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUST
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>>715587126>Also he finds Goosebert the funniest shit known to man.https://arch.b4k.dev/v/search/text/goosebert/deleted/deleted/
I'm still mad I got fucking banned for this.
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>>715587295He needs more joy.
>>715587315Edenal getting butthurt and putting up a donation poll on the final day asking "WHO'S BETTER, PLUM OR GOOSEBERT?" and Plum winning by a longshot was hilarious.
I know a couple of them on the ESA team can't stand Plum either, I dunno if Edenal doesn't but I know he loves his Goosebert.
>>715587295seems like a cool guy, this has been a fun run so far
>>715585728>>715586947Why are euro women like this
>>715587621A
nice chill run
>>715587621SSS. based runner
bomberman 64 OST GOAT
https://youtu.be/kLU2JA1XBG8?si=VUb953gQnjIgNvyp
When this event is over, what event comes next?
>>715587223Beats me why people have such hard time trying something different when it's essentially closer to old GDQ (not close to as unhinged, but still more lax than the present version)
No matter how terrible GDQ is, it still gathers so much bigger crowd than anything else, even here.
I like asm. If I had more money I'd donate more to try to force a meme to get more hosts to say yugoslavia.
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>it's a bomberman 64 run
YAAAAAY!
>any%
FUCK!
Does asm do a summer marathon too?
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Why the fuck is the stream so quiet, I have the volume maxed out and I still need to strain to hear anything.
>>715588171yes, you're watching it
You didn’t have a childhood unless you played competitive bomberman mp (any version) with your friends on weekends.
This is the recomp I want to see. Hopefully the bomberspergs aren't all dead.
>>715588339No it's Winter in Australia!
This game. hero, and the gamecube bomberman were all so fun but nobody ever talked about them outside of my friends
>>715587932Cause they don't actually come for the speedruns
what was the point of this
was it meant to be funny on absurdity alone?
>>715588563didn't know about GC but both n64 ones were so good
>>715588693random = funny, i think
>>715588535ur welcome cunt
>>715588693Having the exact depiction of a sex pest negro with some rapey catchphrase is peak GDQ
>>715588535But to seriously answer the question, this is their only week long speedrun event. The company name is actually Aus Speedruns. The other events they do are ASAP which is a two day event and ASDH which is a one day event. Both of these small events are just them renting out a space at a much larger event (Penny Arcade Expo and Dreamhack) and streaming.
>>715588693having that many nose piercings is fucking disgusting
>>715588693They're all millennials that are still stuck in the now heavily dated 2008 - 2013 "random" style internet humor
>>715574086This is my least favorite copy pasta in like the entire history of 4chan.
The font being used for the timer is awful, the 8 looks similar to a 0
Just woke up, anything good after South Park?
>>715586958That was the joke dummy
>>715588693Ask kiwifarms you gossiping subhuman
Survivor Wii? Sounds like kino
>>715589472A
fun+good commentary. only thing was it was ez mode
>>715589472S, game is legit and the guy did a good solo act.
>>715570451dam I gotta start watching speedrun events, the women are so fucking fine
I'm gonna start with watching the SGDQ vods
>>715589565Does any% just mean "100% completion not required" or does it also mean "any difficulty"? I saw someone earlier bemoan that it was any% and was curious why that'd be a bad thing
>>715588981>now heavily dated 2008 - 2013 "random" style internet humorI think you're off by like a decade. That shit was super popular in the early 2000s
>>715589720Because the 100% run of BM64 is a good watch. Any% is just "the fastest you can go from the title to the credits collecting and completing whatever percent of the content in the game required to do so."
>>715589801We went from the penguin of d00m to the penguin of goon....
How long until ESA Winter?
lol survivor really? This should be jank kino
even the trannies are based in asm
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=du_o8MOkqSU
alright this is kino, i thought it would just be trash minigames
this reminds me of when GDQ was good
Denise, if she were a man.
>>715590371Rebel_Dragon1488, the worlds most prolific BBS speedrunner
Imagine spending your life learning software development then this is the shit you end up working on.
>fun fact about stephanie, the season she's on is racist
Don't ruin this...
>>715590569Those kind of games pay the bills, doesn't matter if they perform well.
Still, it must be demoralizing to be forced to work exclusively on these tie-in games.
This guy is very charismatic and it's nice that he can organize a little event where people can have fun together :)
>>715590569there are far worse fates for software developers
i would know
Can't tell if I fuck with noops or not, seems like there's a lot of organizer couch shit going on (avoiding saying nepo shit for now). Also yet again audio is super fucked, chuckles over here like 15db higher than anyone else
When does he start crying?
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>>715590636i looked it up and i'll let that comment slide lmao
i need to watch this
>>715583778Oh slampig, my slampig.
>>715590893Noops is very liberal, the type to actually feel bad about a cheeky racism, he also seems like he wants to be main character a lot
>>715591104god bless whoever donated to get her to do jumping jacks and jump up and down during two different runs
>>715587621Shut up retard
>>715591130Australia seems like an unholy combination of San Francisco and rural Louisiana.
>>715591130>he also seems like he wants to be main character a lotI assume he wanted to keep company for the runners but what do I know
>>715585369Absolute newfag.
>>715591448Silence tourist.
>See next runner name
I recognise that name...
>>715591634>she/herGOD
FUCKING
DAMN IT
>>715585728I know I'm getting old because the first time I saw her at ESA years ago she didn't seem notable and I didn't save anything. Then last ESA as people were posting webms I saved like 15 of them.
this event needs more tranny cringe kino drama. it's kind of boring otherwise
>>715591695Hopefully they're not annoying, at least.
I was looking forward to the Sonic Adventure run last night but it got ruined by...the t-word people.
>3 hours of ttyd
comfy night
>>715587315I saw that. Weird how some random mod babysits GDQueer threads so closely that you can tell what his sleep schedule is during the event.
>>715587845This will always and forever be one of my absolute favorite video game songs. Certified hood classic.
https://youtu.be/2LNTNfc6K4o
>>715591104wtf where are her pants
woah is that a real woman
>>715587932I don't think it's any more complicated than GDQ is the biggest event, which means it draws more people. Things like that are usually self-perpetuating.
>tune into this because everyone said it was better than gdq (low bar)
>it's a shitty racoon game, tune out
>tune in shortly later
>it's a tranny.
yeah I shant be participating any further.
>4 hour run
>JRPG
>she/her
strewth...
>>715592289correction:
2 trannies and a weirdo
>runner has no recorded run of the game
>estimate over an hour longer than top runs
oh
>4 hour run with trannies
I'll be back for Here Comes Niko
>looks up game
Maybe not actually...
huh I actually wanted to see this run
I'll be back for the next
>>715592478The game AND the runners
>>715588563There was a gamecube bomberman? I didn't even know.
>>715588783>both n64 ones were so goodThere were three for the N64. First one goes without saying, then they did Bomberman Hero which is an action platformer with weird floaty jumps which I never beat (there's a bush rush at the very end and I could never get past one of the rematches with one of the harder bosses), and then there was a third one that is mechanically similar to 64 but it's more action focused and much less puzzle focused, but still a most topdown flat grid environment like Bomberman 64.
>>715591739post em lad, i'll help archive them for all eternity for purely scholarly pursuits
>>715589472S, but I only caught the last half.
>>715591739At least Lovare knows where he value was
>They/Any
I want to see GDQ to change from MSF to some queerfag charity if it's going to be their prerogative to conflate trannies with everything. Since everyone loves them so much they should raise twice as much charity money, right?
Goombella!
What do you think?
>>715593978I.... LIKE BIG..... GOOMBS AND I CANNOT LIE
>>715591480Absolute newfag.
>>715592810This was arguably her best outfit.
this is actually kind of a comfy run, trannies nonwithstanding
>>715592097She's wearing a pair of short black shorts plus those pantyhose legging things.
>>715592810She embraced shapewear to her benefit.
>>715570317 (OP)>https://www.twitch.tv/ausspeedruns>puss peed runsheh
>>715593468>>715594818I swill say that so far the ASM trannyrunners aren't screaming about trans """rights""" every 3 seconds, and if you didn't know better you could conceivable conclude that a bunch of people lost some elaborate mass bet to dress like women for the marathon, because god knows these are just a bunch of autistic dudes in women's clothing and long hair.
>>715592810>>715593132Very true. Shame she fell down the path of performative female fragility.
Lovare should have sucked a dick, she's a ghost now
>>715589472Did her poo boyfriend fart in her face or something? What the fuck happened to her skin?
>>715594701that or this, she looks great crammed into dresses that are too small for her
>>715595387Punished by God
>>715595552Yeah, normally a girl in a dress two sizes too small is a grotesque sight but she has the skeletal structure or something to make it work.
>>715592810This one was one of my favorites.
>>715595851this on the other hand was not a good look
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>"she/her" runner
>check twitch
>"huh, no Celeste or LBTG flags"
>check twitter
>"I'm a blahaj girl"
>runner didn't understand he could follow the coins and run under the blocks as small bowser
embarrassing
>>715596026Dude this is amazing.
>last week people memed up how ASM is gonna be the next GDQ/ESA
>open stream
>MTFs
i didn't know you guys meant it that way. no thanks
>>715596026My dick disagrees
>>715595851>>715592810And the original.
>>715596026That dress highlights that she carries a lot of fat on her upper body, but she still epitomizes the slampig form.
>2 more hours of this shit
>then 30 minutes of trannies running THE definitive tranny game (here comes niko)
>then werster and FFX
hold strong
we will get through these trying times
>>715596447The south park runner had a more than passing resemblance to ellen page, but she was a FtM (just like ellen page, iroincally). It was kinda tragic.
>>715596254I just assumed there was some other reason specific to the run why he wasn't going through the under path.
>>715592810
EGG MENTIONED
TRANS MENTIONED
LET'S FUCKING GOOO
guys...the tranny running the game actually looks kinda cute. I actually would
>>715597247It's amazing how trannies have this term for successfully grooming new victims and they all embrace it. At least most gay-faggots don't broadcast to the world their intentions to pay forward their own sexual abuse.
>>715592810Whoops, forgot to (you) you on this one:
>>715597518
>>715597578kek has that happened yet in this run?
>>715597695Listening in the background but they said it. Don't know if it was the same place.
>thank you for hatching me. my pronouns are ride/me
hahaha
>his pronouns are ride/me
>>715597740>tranny runner>tranny host>tranny on the couch>one normal dude who has barely said a word the entire run>they/any fat dude who has clearly given up on women and settled for banging trannies>>715592810
>detransition jokes
>ride/me pronouns
and here I had given up on this run being good
any cute girls (bio) so far from this?
>>715597868Imagine that got joked about and laughed at, at gdq would cause an uproar.
Are Australian trannies a different breed to American ones?
>>715598138the tranny currently running is cute
>>715598138south park runner
>expect this to not be complete tranny infested shit
>turn on stream
>tranny running game with tranny on the couch and tranny pronouns on the overlay
Why the fuck can no speedrunning marathon get the hint and distance themselves from this shit
>>715597868This dude goes to gdq, too? I wonder if he helped infect this event.
>>715592810Just a couple more left.
>>715598191paper mario speedrunning is cursed
this runner is completely lost wtf
>>715598158Aussies can take the bantz.
I like this game, also you guys seriously need waifus if this vile whore is turning you on no cap
>>715598138South park runner was a FtM. Probably quite cute before trooning.
>>715598191Most speedrunning communities except for maybe something super oldschool like Quake are organized around discord servers.
>>715592810I believe this is the last one I have.
>>715598138one of the donation readers has a cute voice
>>715598191>Why can't this autist-infested niche hobby distance itself from these autists?It's a mystery, my man.
3 marathons deep and kivy still clears. this is the power of speedrunning?
>>715598481Why would she wear a sex harness in public? I thought she was a nice girl. Dropped.
>transphobia against luigi
wh-what?
At least aussie trannies are eye candy
>actively transphobic towards luigi
It's amazing how troons have all these weird headcanon versions of almost all media that they substitute for reality. I've already forgotten which characters from nintendo games are all supposedly canonically trans according to SGDQ a week ago.
>>715598802watch the castlevania run
>10 min delay
is this run usually this much of a trainwreck?
>>715598481thanks for sharing
Why is there still an hour left in the estimate? This is near the end, are there just no ways to skip a lot of the finale? I remember the Shadow Queen was a pretty long fight casually.
I was considering going to ASM
>>715599323These people were defeated by emus, please understand.
>>715598138Technically the South Park runner, but she was FtM. You just know she's one of those women who ships South Park characters into gay relationships.
>honey
we're watching the rizzler at work here
>Aussie runs? Oh shit didn't know they had that. This one must be good fun.
>Turn on stream.
>2 trannies and a fat tranny
>pronouns
>horrible runner
Uhhh Aussies? What's going on over there?
>>715570317 (OP)>Open stream>Immediately staunched by 4 grotesque tranniesWhy is it always like this
>10 fucking hour """speedrun""" later today.
WHY
>>715599802Don't act like you're any better than us. That being said trannies have become a very quickly increasing problem here as of late. Seeing them in the cities more and more than I'd like to, and they've taken over my LGS. I'm not sure why it's happened so suddenly, but pre-covid I barely saw any.
>>715599884Those are the best runs at ASM
>>715598138LaceyStripes
I wish all anons would a Lacey gf
>>715599884It's night time tradition faggot
>>715599884real speedrun events always have long runs
>>715599884THE LUMPY PUMPKIN
>>71559988410 hour jrpg runs during the nightshift are always peak comfy. The cutscene removers GDQ does nowadays fucking suck.
I'm having a grand ol' time watching the South Park run since I missed it. Delirious Noops is kino.
>>715600038The good thing about the cutscene remover is that it prevented us from having 5+ more hours of that fucking FFIX run at least
>3 hours of simpsons hit and run
Looking forward to that one.
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I know you're in this thread, faggot
>>715600004Don'thave any, just watch her upcoming mario kart run
>>715600117But we also missed out on 300 out of nowhere "trans rights" shouts.
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i hate it when transexuals co-opt known cute girls for their names
I get the impression the fat dude is cucking the runner with that thing on the couch.
>>715600117>game took less than 4 hours>barely explain the story that's not seen because csr>couch has so few banter they have to resort to MTG unpacks to kill the time>use stutterstep script, but still get encountersIt was absolutely cancer
>>715600483>>couch has so few banter they have to resort to MTG unpacks to kill the timeThis was the worst part for me, gimmicks like this just imply you have no confidence in your ability to be entertaining
>>715600187oh sorry didn't know the shit eater convention was a reoccurring event. that excuses people from eating shit.
>>715600483Did they end up naming any of the characters "trans rights" during that run?
>>715600839It came second for Quina's name and you could feel the butthurt in the room
Final fantasy runs during marathons are always either 10/10 comfy or 0/10 disaster runs.
There's no inbetween.
>>715600985>Quinafucking kek, I knew they would try their hardest to put that name on a female character, no way they would put it on a male that would be too self-aware.
>>715600985Weren't they talking about the final boss being trans too or some shit? I remember some truly insane projection on the sexual identity of a character in a 25 year old video game
>10 hour final fantasy x "speed"run
Why do they keep doing this? It completely kills the marathon.
>>715601221sure I'll do it if nobody else makes one
>>715601093D.
Chokes, general sloppiness, and a whole gaggle of annoying, unfunny trannies telling each other literal tranny jokes.
>>715601056Quina would actually make the most sense, because other character use him/his when they refer to it, but the protect girls skill does work on it.
