Reviews in a couple hours. Game releases soon. Predictions?
HE’S IN

Miggy Kong

KNEEL

>>715581453
did the leaker show the fight

>>715581319 (OP)
High quality leak

>>715581453
F-FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>715581515
fuck off

>>715581453
I am excited for King K. Rool.

>>715581319 (OP)
>reviews in a couple hours
I thought Nintendo wasn’t sending early copies for review? Or was that just for the switch 2 system itself

>>715581515
Kremlin if he real

>>715581453
PORQUE ONIONS UN PINCHE FURRO MANTECOSO!

>>715581515
kremlin if he real

>>715581453
>only 1600 worlds

game is too short. they want 400$(banana dollars) for this?

>>715581515
KREMLIN IF HE REAL

>>715581453
Photoshop

>>715581453

What Paon memberberries will be in this game?

Snake.Now

>>715581319 (OP)
Only pdf iles will give it 10/10. They should use an escape rope on themselves. Nintendo has become a pdf hive.

>>715581453
It's been a wild 3 fucking months, man.

Bing-Bing Wahoo!

>>715581508
He finished the game offscreen to avoid heavy spoilers

>>715581553
It was either the system or MKW. Reviewers and press got the game Thu/Fri.

>>715581670
what the fuck is “pdf files”

Counting Ingot Isle, and assuming no values are skipped between 100-1600 or anything after, there’s 17 layers. Which seems pretty sizable:
Ingot Isle
Lagoon
Hilltop
Desert
Canyon
Snow
Forest
Beach
Food
Core/Root (assuming it’s its own thing)
K.Rool
That’s 11. Do we know anything about the other six? I’d assume a “throwback” layer and maybe a swamp?

the new DK design just reminds me of what they did with modern Spongebob. Much sillier with expressions that go beyond stupid and often make him look brain dead. DK was always silly but the tongue hanging out and overly wacky faces goes a bit too far for me.

>>715581670
kill yourself

>>715581763
Silence.

>>715581763
no one asked

>>715581319 (OP)
pauline is actually young in present day and gets sent back in time at the end

>>715581796
Nah you will pdf ile. The rope is calling you.

>>715581670
use real words sonny you can do it

>>715581319 (OP)
Reviews start going up in 10 hours

>>715581845
kill yourself

>>715581515
kremlin if he real

>>715581453
DK and Krool get to fuck this?

>>715581453
We tip the scales in less than 48 hrs!

>>715581515
kremlin if he real

And then there's Squitter, he's dead

>>715581670
>zoomer selfcensorship
Go bACK to tiktok

>>715581926
No.

My liege.

>>715581453
Ok, but what is the status of Stanley?

>>715582012
We don't know.

>>715581575
tranquilizate putin

>>715581760
Someone mentioned a factory in one of the other threads.

>>715581453
Is that a statue or the he and dk having a kaiju leak is real???

>>715581575
>PORQUE ONIONS

so does she go back to new donk city?

pauline feet

>>715582009

none of you faggots were even born when DKC came out, why the fuck do you pretend to care about K rool so much

>>715581763
I really hate all of his Tim Allen grunts, but that was something Nintendo started doing to the character as soon as Rare was gone.

>>715582142
I think so.

>>715582183
I am 36 years old, anon
Most of /v/ are boomers

>>715582142
yes but it's like the end of drakengard and she and dk accidentally cause 9/11

>>715582191
Sadly, DK is Maidenless...

>>715582191
I don't they they'll answer the question of why she's young and that's annoying yet kinda funny.

>>715582183
what are you the boomer police?

>>715582191
These clowns are gonna post a cropped screenshot of the end credits but nothing on the final boss huh

>>715581453
denialfags completely and utterly, thoroughly btfo

>>715582184
Didn't ask, fagboy.

>>715582183
I played it at my cousins house as a kid.

>>715581950
Deserved it honestly.

>>715582183
Anon I'm 34. My first game was basically DKC1. My knees and lower back unironically hurt. Let me enjoy my silly krock in relative peace.

>>715582142
She goes back to my bedroom

>>715582183
I was and the devs were too.

>>715582183
Projecting. I was born in time for DKC2. Why would anyone not in their forties at minimum ever be excited for Donkey Kong? Why would anyone not over 100 years old be excited for anything derived from King Kong?

>>715581760
Knowing this is the Odyssey team, I think it'd be safe to add at least one more layer to the total, just for whatever equivalent there is to Champion's Road/Grandmaster Galaxy/Darker Side. Hell, even Splatoon 3 had a super hard postgame bonus level. There's no way Bananza won't have one.

>still no pics of the snake form
Are we even sure thats real?

>>715582183
Zoomers want to fit in anon

I'm proud of Nintendo for not going full retard and ignoring DK's history. I know that took a lot of restraint.

>>715582341
Go back to playing in your amusement park, Miyamutoid.

>>715582183
where do you think you are
4chan isn't the cutting edge of the internet that it was, most young people don't even know it exists, we're all old

>>715582183
what if they just like the character nigger how about that what are you going to do about it why are the replies even justifying themselves to you fucking stupid uppity cunt

>>715582469
you are out of your fucking mind

>>715582183
most of 4chan are grumpy 30 year olds
but as someone who isn't I just think he's a cool design/character

>>715582191
He’s flying. Did he die in the end

>>715581453
is that a statue or is this kaiju shit?

Where were you when Kong took his rightful place as Nintendo’s King?

>>715582491
no one cares about fucking k rool

>>715582142
>shartline

>>715582307
I cropped it, the uncropped screenshot is in the previous thread.

>>715582183
I’m 32 and played the DKC series for the first time 5 years ago with the Switch virtual console

>>715582530
cope he's in smash fighting bayonetta and solid snake

>>715581319 (OP)
Let's take a moment to remember all the K. Rool fans who passed away before they could see our King's grand return...

>>715582530
Please be quiet, Mr. E.

>>715582183
Something about "mario gets to have bowser in every game" or something retarded. they forget that the kremlings are just another gang of cartoon enemies for DK to fight. Most of the bosses in donkey kong country aren't even crocodiles

>>715582456
The head dev said he replayed every DK game during development.

>>715582434
Considering we've seen the elephant and it's more than confirmed K.Rool is back, it's only a matter of time.
What I want to know is if we're going to get a layer completely themed around DKC or 64.

>>715582283
he already has candy kong (and is not a pedo)

will I have to wait 2 years for an emulation

>>715581760
Wonder if there are any boss only layers like Cloud Kingdom and Ruined Kingdom in Odyssey.

>>715582530
faggotron 9000

>>715582009
this statue looks so badass and evil
I wanna KNEEL to my tyrannical overlord

>>715581950
Can you select and rotate the individual fossils?

>>715582135
Statue but Kaiju Fight isn’t out of the kards yet

>>715582591
Yeah, and Trump has Melania and he is totally not a pedophile too

>>715581950
chops is fucking dead

>>715582638
Maybe, could be longer depending on if there are hardware exploits people can find.

>>715582183
I just think he’s a funny guy

You did beat the dkc trilogy right anon?

>>715582158
Why does she hatch out of that rock like an egg?

>>715582712
The statue screams "thats right faggots, im back to reclaim my glory".

>>715582745
>amerimutt politics out of nowhere

>>715582803
no

>>715582767
Yeah and you'll find Wrinkly Kong's fossil too

>>715581319 (OP)
Cute. Can someone post the 2 days left one? I didn't see it

>>715582183
As opposed to what alternative? What villains should we be excited to see in a new DK game that isnt the most iconic one?

>>715582803
fuck dkc
jungle beat is literally where this development team got started

>>715582581
>>715582183
you lost Tanabe
brits won

>>715582824
CRANKY WAS IN THE ISLAND

Post your face when you finally load up Donkey Kong BANANZA

aario

>>715582969
A blank expression, I just want to see the cutscenes.

>>715582969
>shartline

I hope Grumpy Kong survive

>>715582183
>none of you faggots were even born when DKC came out,
Were you born when the original Donkey Kong came out?

>>715582283
don't worry, he pumped her full of enough cum to last a lifetime offscreen

>>715582183
I'm 37 tranny, DKC2 is one of my favorite games ever
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RtGCENaruTc

>>715582576
Rip k. Rool bros

>>715583119
>still thinking about sex and their porn addiction

>>715583135
Post boobs and dick or gtfo
>Imb4 plastic tits that look ugly

>>715583035
shut up, shonenshitter
a moechad is talking

tranny/10

>>715582852

>>715582969
I will maintain this stalwart face for the duration of my playthrough.

>>715582183
I'm 43...

>>715582183
I was 5 when I first played DKC. some of the happiest memories of my life as a kid are playing it with my siblings. Same with DK64, was about 9 when that one dropped.

>>715581453

>>715583237
>PASTEL COLORS BELONG TO TRANNIES!
Fuck you

>>715583229
moe x family movie slopped
your kind is over.

>>715582183
>Nobody ever had hand-me-down consoles growing up
>Nobody ever played outdated games that friends had growing up.
>Nobody ever emulated old games growing up.

>>715581453

>>715582183
Perfect post for the "I have been here since Moot created the site I'm 40+ I just absorb all of twitter/Twitch lingo and trends which is why you think I am a 17 YO zoomer".

>>715581926
I find it humongously funny how it took direct confirmation from Nintendo that Pauline was in Bananza for this faggot's neurons to click and realize "hey what if I lumped the character commonly associated with a giant gorilla in with my animal rape fantasies", actual secondary

surprised so little of Diddy and Dixie in the marketing lead up to release

>>715582183
Been around for almost 30 years and my parents had me stay a daycare when I was just a wee lad. They had an SNES and all three DKC games. Made me fall in love with gaming and the DKC games so I do in fact care a lot.

>>715583237
foot spotted

>>715582803
Beating DKC3 for the first time rn. Also recently beat DK64 which was the other main DK game I was missing (used tag anywawhere to make it bearable, had a lot of fun). Bananza is now the only ina I’m missing.

>>715581453
PORQUE SE DEJA CHINGAR POR CHANGOS

>>715581670
>become

>>715582803
I've beaten DKC 1 and 2 more times than I can count, but I could only bring myself to play 3 twice and only one of those was 100%.

>>715581453
BASED

>>715582840
I know we've known she's dead forever, but man, that's fucked up

>>715583560
>Mario sorry for using this, but I have no other way to contact you...

>>715582183
>grew up as a PC only and LCD game fag
>first friend i made in elementary school/kid down the street had snes
>first introduction to DK through playing DKC co-op when i would go over to his house
>ends up selling some of his games a few years later. recently bought a snes at flea market and bough his copy of DKC2, my first snes game
>pick up DKC3 at EB games some time later
>bought DK64 when it came out

>>715582183
You do realize people can play games after the exact day they came out right

Meanwhile at Nintendo HQ, locked in a supply closet...
>*BANG!* *BANG!* *BANG!*
>"RET ME OUT YOU FUCKING COCK SUCKERS! DONKEY KONG DOES NOT FIGHT ARRIGATORS!"
>*BANG!* *BANG!* *BANG!*
>"YOU CANNOT USE RARUWARU ENEMIES! ONRY TIKIS, WARRUSES, AND EVIR MONKEYS!"

>>715583808
jungle beat bosses were peak tho

>>715582183
I was born in 1990 but my first DK game was DK64 which I loved so much that made me completely unable to enjoy 2d DK so Bananza is literally my childhood again.

>>715583808
miyamoto was consulted for this game your gay fanfic about him hating anything rare is dead

Would be a cool game if it didn’t have the destruction gimmick. It got old even in the target kiosk I played

>>715582183
Am I not allowed to enjoy the game?

Is he back?

>>715583808
>he says this despite the interview clearly saying how much Miyamoto was involved

>>715583808
They coded in the Kremlings when he was away in France sucking Meledandri cock

>>715581515
kremlin if he real

WHEN is this shit coming out? I know the 17th, but is it like midnight EST? Midday Japan on the 17th? I googled the release time and it just says the 17th.

>just over 24 hours left
FUCK, HURRY UP ALREADY I WANT TO GO BANANAS

>>715582525
Kneeling in respect

>>715584051
Isn’t that current dk?

>>715584028
Why are you pretending to be other people who dislike the game for different reasons?

>>715581453
I AM SO, SO, SO SORRY
t. denialfag

The Pauline Jr schizo must be on suicide watch by now.

>>715582525
Honestly, I don't think it's going to have the highest Metacritic score. But it would be funny if it got higher that E33 and Astrobot just to drive that one schizo insane

>>715584062
It's funny to imagine Miyamoto being locked away so that the newer devs can inject fresh ideas into games without him noticing.

>>715584204
Why do you want me to take my own life?

>>715584071
As soon as it turns midnight EST the 17th, so roughly 25+ hours from now.

How many transformations are there?

>>715582183
>you cant like Darth Vader because you were not alive in 1977
What an astoundingly retarded opinion.

Why can’t the DK in this game be a grown up kiddy? It would make way more sense

>>715584308
Six
>Kong
>Ostrich
>Zebra
>Snake
>Elephant
>Final boss

>>715584204
>hard confirmed now
yup

What's Donkey Kong's style now?

>>715581453
Nice ai

>>715584204
She was in those games but as fetus inside Pauline over a unusually long pregnancy.

>>715584412
notthe trans flag bowtie

>>715584204
That's Mario's sister

>>715584296
Alright cool, I might play it for like 2 hours before bed then. Thanks, anon.

>>715584204
how come we still don't know why she is a kid in this game?

>>715584284
probably because you're an annoying faggot who spammed your ugly art and schizo collages for weeks after the direct that DIRECTLY TOLD YOU that IT IS PAULINE when you said you would stop

>>715584204
I want her to be de-aged Pauline, but she recovers her memories, but not her age, and she just goes on to be the child-mayor of New Donk.

>>715584469
Because it's never explained probably

>Still no snake Bananza
Not believing blatantly false "leaks"

>>715581319 (OP)
oh pretty ni-
>his hair becomes bananas

KINO

>>715584547
you lost

>>715584363
>EXPAND DONG
>EXPAND NECK
>EXPAND HOOF
>EXPAND TRUNK
>EXPAND COIL
>EXPAND KROCK

>>715584412
I hope you can lock in brown fur as a customization option, I get the reference to the arcade game but I don't like the red fur whenever Bananza is ready (which is basically always)

>>715584454
She's actually more likely to be Mario's daughter.
I have evidence.

>>715584547
I was a leak skeptic. After seeing >>715581453
And lining up with the elephant shown earlier, no doubt in my mind there's also a snake in there. Those K. Rool leaks seemed a little sketchy to me at first, but he's definitely in.

>>715584204
Of course they're not going to reveal the big twist before the game comes out. That's just common sense.

2 questions
has the chinese leaker made a new thread, i don't know how to navigate baidu
has anybody else streamed the game since the one fag got taken down?

>>715583808
>Devs try out different kinds of enemies in the two new DKC games
>Nintendo makes the decision to go back to Kremlings in their new 3D DK game, along with introducing new enemies too
>MIYAMOTO HATES LITERALLY EVERYTHING THAT ISN'T TOADS HE HATES IT MIYAMOTO IS EVERYTHING WRONG WITH NINTENDO IT IS ALL MIYAMOTO
One day it is gonna come out that Miyamoto isn't responsible for like 90% of negative shit people put on him. I am sure he had some dumb ideas in the past, ya know, 40 years of game development but people always just put everything on him.

If they put K. Rool in Mario Kart that's going to be so funny

>>715584204
To be fair to him, they also say that "Donkey Kong" first appeared in the arcade game when that is not the case, that was his predecessor.

>>715581319 (OP)
Where are these 1 day and 3 days left videos from? How many are there? Are there more?

>>715584586
I have evidence to the contrary >>715584204

>>715584692
My Nintendo app. There will probably be an OUT NOW clip.

>>715584586
>I'll stop after the direct says it's pauline and not suzanne
>direct says it's pauline
>I'll stop after hard confirmation it's pauline and not her daughter
>hard confirmation it's pauline
>nuh uh it's still mario's daughter
you are the biggest brownest faggot I have ever seen

>>715584705
That's Mario's sister

>>715582142
Really hate myself for finding this brat hot.

>>715584204
This doesn't mean shit!

>>715584739
You clearly don't understand what a “hard confirmation” actually is.

Donkey Kong’s new look is beautiful and glorious and we have this game to thank serving as the catalyst.

This game better be challenging or im gonna leak online that miyamoto was on the epstein flight

>>715582183
Born in 89

>>715584308
>shartline

I can't wait for Thursday when all of you get btfo for believing in fake leaks

>>715584892
Yes USA govt. It is THIS post...

>>715584884
>nintendo directly telling you it's pauline isn't hard confirmation
you're retarded schizo who puts your own fanfic above nintendo's word

>>715584820
because you are a pedofaggot

>>715581453
Snoysisters… how do we compete with this?

What's with the schizo seething about Pauline?

>>715584959
I'm afraid it's terminal

>>715584892
Yes, limited evidence exists: I visited Epstein's NYC home once briefly (~30 min) with my ex-wife in the early 2010s out of curiosity; saw nothing inappropriate and declined island invites
No advisory role or deeper ties," it continued. "A 2023 subpoena sought docs in a JP Morgan lawsuit, but I've never been accused of wrongdoing. Deny knowing Ghislaine Maxwell beyond a photobomb
No, that screenshot is manipulated — I don't respond in first person as Elon

>>715584820
She thinks you’re cute too anon!

>>715583808
He's too busy watching over the SMB2 and Zelda movies and making guest appearance at the theme parks.
>>715584648
Shiggy has always been a chore to work with. Tezuka and Koizumi would add shit into mario games to make them better behind his back.

>>715585005
Dont care, also Yotei is better than Wokey Kong

>K. Rool is back
now where's Lanky?

>>715585026
>zero personality
>had to become a child for up doots
>annoying voice (by mori calliope)
>never was in the dkc universe

I should think it’s obvious.

>>715585135
What little in studio work he does is probably for Pikmin 5 too.

>>715584886
>Calrt beanmouth style
>Better
The absolute state of Nintendo and tendies

>>715582183
...He was the kroolest guy!

>>715585208
all of these are so wrong it's amazing

>>715585204
He is dead

I predicted she would be wearing blue, when drawing my "Suzanne" renders, and the guy behind the Wokey Kong comic predicted that she would be 13, when he drew the EDP parody comic.

>>715585005
>ai will make females attractive causing a total backlash against the company.

>>715585208
>(by mori calliope)
>>>/vt/ranny

>>715585239
Nintendo purposefully uses a more western art style for Mario.n

>>715585204
he's apparently in somehow
watch him be a fossil

>>715585208
dkc is a part of the mario universe.

>>715585246
rosalina gets more art than this tiktok wench

>>715582949
Remember when Chunky Kong was going to spill the beans, and "killed himself" with a boulder in the middle of some fields in the Mushroom Kingdom backwoods?

>>715585208
what evidence is there that its done by that /vt/ranny other than muh sounds similar

I’ll play the game for she

>>715585329
>M vs DK was never implied to be canon
next you’ll say warioware is part of the marioverse

>>715585329
>it's just a prank bro!
I'll never not be mad about that ending.

Is nobody rooting for her to be back?

>>715585150
GoY? Ghost of YoDEI?

>>715585424
>next you’ll say warioware is part of the marioverse
Diamond City appears in Mario Kart Arcade GP and the bike is in Mario Kart Wii :p

>>715585424
>next you’ll say warioware is part of the marioverse
it is

>>715585352
she scored higher than peach in the popularity polls which were
rosalina > daisy > pauline > peach
and this was before her loli form

>>715585424
it is

>>715585432
I never really bothered with the Mario vs DK games, what happens here?

>>715584586
I think you gonna be disappointed when we will discover that all the characters are cursed.
-DK became dumber (or younger ?).
-Pauline became younger.
-K.Rool turned into that weird mogwai looks alike thing.

>>715585208
the mori calliope thing was debunked

>>715585208
>>never was in the dkc universe
>he never got the Nintendo coin

>>715581453
THREAD THEME
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=p9kF11M3ZlU&pp=ygURZ2FuZ3BsYW5rIGdhbGxlb24%3D

>>715585478
do ashley, 8volt or mona show up? nope.

>>715585424
When has it ever not?

>>715585026
stole the limelight from k rool.

>>715581515
kremlin if he real

>>715585424
the new MK game literally has Ware music in it.

>>715585520
proof?

>>715585409
:D
:T
:O
;D

>>715585506
DK kidnaps Pauline but it was just a ruse to get Mario to show up at a surprise party.

>>715585208
The English VA for her is fucking awful. The game is written in a very Japanese way, and the VA for Pauline herself sounds too old for a child, especially her singing voice.
The stammering they make her do sounds so unnatural in English. People in English don't really stammer like that. Maybe occasionally, but it is way more common in Japanese media. I hope you can use Japanese voices.

>>715585239
>beanmouth
You genuinely do not know what that means. A character smiling is not "beanmouth"

>>715585660
having functional ears

>>715585617
She actually woke him up.
Go back to the Direct and look closely at the root in that shot.
It moves.

>>715584424
Cope

>>715582183
Either DKC2 or Cosmo's Cosmic Adventure was the first videogame I played ever, fuck you.

>>715581515
kremlin if he real

>>715581760
That pretty much lines up with Mario Odyssey, which also had 17 kingdoms. Hopefully each layer is of equal size though, I remember Odyssey having a couple of "Kingdoms" that were just small rooms with a handful of moons and a boss fight.

>>715581453
Now that the dust has settled, I believe you owe VoidCo an apology just because they weren’t him

think im trading in my ps5 tomorrow for a switch 2

>>715585660
listen to pauline and listen to a mori calliope stream or song and get back to me you fucking retard

>>715585859
I never dissed them, I like them a lot, I just didn't think void kong looked like final boss material

>>715585617
You can see K. Rool behind her!! He was in front of our eyes since the Direct last month!

>>715581453
The gangplank galleon remix better be kino

will they explain k rool’s return?

>>715585859
I actually do like these goobers a lot and even if K. Rool wasn't in the game they'd still be leagues above Tiki Tong and Lord Fredrick. Hopefully we'll see more of them in the future.

>>715585814
Cloud and ruined yeah. And lost island and the lake and other worlds were kinda smallish too

>>715585587
The opening of gangplank galleon is iconic

>>715585691
How is it that modern Nintendo is so shit at picking out good voice actors for their characters, but knocked it out of the park with Mario and other older characters? Even the older voices like german Wario and Mario 64 Peach were so much better then the shit we get now.

>>715581534
no YOU fuck off instead FAGGOT!

>>715585691
Nintendo Today video from yesterday confirmed shartline language can be changed in settings

Sigh
Somehow
K. Rool returned

>>715583241
Void onahole

>>715586040
That is good at least, I'll be switching to japanese instantly.

>>715586016
I definitely have not warmed up to the new Mario cast yet either.

>>715586040
I won’t allow you to refer to my daughter by that word

>>715586016
I don't know about that, I still dislike most of the new cast. Rosalina especially is fucking rough.

>>715585990
Somehow, K Rool returned

>>715586217
Anon he said the new stuff sucks compared to the old stuff

>>715586238
Dude, shut up.

>>715586040
If it becomes too grating, I hope you can turn it off entirely. That one leaked review didn't seem bothered by it, thoughbeit. It'd have to be a special sort of awful for me to go that far and I've played the US dub of Xenoblade 2.

>>715585859
Why? I never hated them. I'm even glad it looks like Void Kong is his own dude and not just a magic K. Rool disguise. Still think he should have been called Empty Kong, though.

Where's the snake?

>>715583241
Poppy Kong is so fucking sexy

>>715585990
He hid in the planets core to escape getting yeeted into the Microsoft dimension.

>>715586305
she is a fucking monkey dude

>>715586246
They can fly now?! (Kopters away)>>715586270

>>715583850
nah

>>715586360
a sexy monkey

>>715583369
wear those colors in public then faggot, I bet you won't, bitch nigger

>>715581453
Wait THATS KING K ROOL

I'm partly hoping the direct after Bananza's release that we get a DK focused DLC for MKW with the Void Co crew, K. Rool, Diddy, Dixie, and Cranky. Unrealistic I know, but damn would really be a solid way to capitalize on the new game.

>>715582183
im 29 and grew up with DK64 and DKC on GBC. kys faggot

>>715586274
I didn't post that one.
It looks like some other Anons might think my theory makes sense, and perhaps you are the only one who is complaining.
I have apologized, I have accepted other theories, and I have provided arguments.

>>715586360
well I'm fucking monkey too

>>715585208
>malding about GODri OUTTA NOWHERE

>>715581453
Oh my...

>>715586459
considering DK and Pauline's only have one costume each I think more DK content coming is very likely

when do reviews start pouring in

>>715586459
At the very least I expect there will probably be some DK and Pauline costumes cause they both only have one alternate one currently.

>>715585946
why are you leaking piss?

>>715586516
>and perhaps you are the only one who is complaining.
he's not

>>715586414

>>715586575
Probably like 6 hours from now

>>715583850
yeah, not really sure what's up with the recent "jungle beat was bad, actually!" revisionism. shit was so cash.

>>715581453
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oPG84zY-HOY
it's happening

>>715581453
Nice AI slop you got there

>>715581453
>The Power of the Sages can no longer reach you

>>715581515
I knew it. I was saying weeks ago “it doesn’t seem right that it’s gonna be only Void Co. A plot saying that the core has something special is a sign of a different true final boss” hell yeah.
I might just buy the Aussie eshop release to play early now lol

Do any of you guys remember K. Rool from King of Swing and/or Jungle Climber?

>>715586575
Pros
>Donkey Kong has never felt better to control
>Fun, fast, open worlds
>soundtrack is visually stunning
Cons
>Story takes a backseat to strange platforming
>Pauline is a vocal minority of women
>Price tag makes the game feel like a chore to play through

>>715586778
yeah. they were aight. jungle climber was ugly as fuck though

>>715585150
no it really isnt also
>Snoy calling anything woke

>>715585990
K. Rool and the kremlings build a time machine to attempt to take over the world before DK was born but they go back too far and arrive right before the meteor that killed the dinosaurs hits and they parish with them. That meteor was actually a shooting star that grants wishes and gets stuck in the earth's core and a golden banana seed that K. Rool brought back with him starts to grow around it. Pauline sings at what all the characters think is the earth's core but is actually K. Rool, Void tries to get his wish but K. Rools wish is granted instead(he wanted himself and all the kremlings to be alive again) because his corpse was touching the banadium root

Do we know what happens to void Kong or wizpig yet?

>>715581453
Please please please give us a kaiju fight

>>715586741
you posted this already

>>715584028
>It got old even in the target kiosk I played
Literally not a single person has said that

>>715586779
>Pauline is a vocal minority of women
My "Journo to human being" translator is on the fritz. I can't make heads or tails of this statement.

>>715586738
Man i want to hear his voice in the game. Kinda pissed its just gonna be gibberish though.

>>715585272
that would actually contribute to more sales

>>715581453
Hmm yeah that looks pretty legit.

>>715586893
If this is in the game I'll release the Epstein files

>>715585448
belly button...

>>715586778
I remember the 2nd one having some good music.

>>715586623
Ok, there were people on here talking about "Mario and Pauline's daughter" before I showed up in early May.
Check the archive.

>>715586916
it's nonsense, I think the writer just broke

>>715582183
The DKC SNES bundle was my first Nintendo console. We had a Genesis and even a CD-I, but my parents picked up on how much I preferred the SNES at Kindercare.

IF WE
TIP THE SCALE
I'LL SEND THEM ALL TO JUNGLE JAIL

>>715587041
don't care, you're an especially obnoxious faggot about it

>>715581453
Kino

Voids wish is to turn all humans into monkeys so he can rule over them. He attempts to chronologically reverse the humans of new donk city with his magic but it just turns them into kids so he turns them into rocks until he can get to the core to get his wish. Pauline has to reach the core to return everyone to normal

>>715585691
For real, why can't Nintendo hire competent English voice actors? It's fucking 2025, there's better english voice acting in gacha games; they don't have any real excuses here.

who would win

>>715585990
He died.

>>715586941
Jurota Kosugi is probably too expensive but if they get Campbell or whoever did his voice in the Paon games to record the gibberish that would still be above expectation

>>715587141
>Voids wish is to turn all humans into monkeys

This is ridiculous lore. How could Marios evolve from monkeys yet monkeys are still around

>>715582183
speak for yourself fagola, DKC1 was my first game at 4 years old

>>715587141
Does he use a modified Super Scope to accomplish this?

>>715587141
So Looney Tunes Back in Action?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ju_-G6d9SgI

>>715587141
the klobbers better have the same or an updated version of their DKC2 sound
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nqn83j2CpYA

>>715587141
Isn't this the plot of the 1993 Mario movie? Either way nice fanfic

>>715587141
>Voids wish is to turn all humans into monkeys so he can rule over them. He attempts to chronologically reverse the humans of new donk city with his magic

So they're taking ideas from the live-action Super Mario Bros. movie I see?
Damn, never expected the plot to be so crazy. It's nice to see Nintendo giving a damn about story and characters for a change, even though all of it sounds so insanely out there.

>>715587420
I would love it, but im kinda doubting they will bring back any of the iconic Rare era sound effects.

>>715587425
>>715587426
>the last level is Kremhattan.

>>715587505
I'll legitimately be a little miffed if the kremling "ONK!" when they get bopped isn't included.

>>715583241
If I were Void Kong I'd be spending less time drilling to the earth's core and more time drilling Poppy Kong's core

>>715587505
Someone on Famiboards said https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KWQ34SGBtVU is in but I have zero clue how much weight that holds

>>715586895
NDS has taken full effect

so how long until the game is out again

>>715587141
Man invented the fountain of youth as a side effect for an evil scheme. And instead of getting rich on immortality magic he squanders it all on said hare-brained scheme.

...So typical CEO, then.

>>715587751
5 minutes

>>715587751
probably tomorrow late at night in the US

>>715585005
Why do they keep trying to push her

>>715587505
I imagine even it's not the same sound effect it'll be something similar, at least for the kritters.

>>715587598
K. Rool didn't get the *OGG* in Smash. But Smash is also very weird about iconic sound effects. Especially on the more animal characters.

Ey Chat for real though what's this game called again

>>715585670
That's based as hell actually.

>>715587889
Donkey's Kong Banana

>>715587889
Donk Konk Bonk

>>715587889
Super Monkey Ball

>>715587860
you could say the same for pauline

>>715582183
I was, I'm glad he's back.

>>715582183
I played all of them on GBA, don't act like it's some elusive shit

>>715587889
Ape Escape 4 :(

>>715587889
Monkey Cuck Buttnanza

leak where?

>>715588002
Except this time it’s working

>it's real

lol

>>715588145
stop posting your fanfic it's been disproven by the actual leaks

>>715588145
no it isn't
a few things lining up doesn't make fanfic true

>>715588189
can't believe the wokey kong meme got destroyed by the leaks

>>715588145
Whoever made this leak actually got Void Kong's motivation completely backwards if >>715587141 is true which is pretty funny.

>>715587889
GOTY 2025

>>715581453
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1eggzBAzCZg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ttK_pBRtKes

>>715588189
kek

>>715588268
>Wokey Kong Troonanza
>Beating e33
LOL

what is it about this game that caused so many schizos to post their fanfics as canon

>>715588189
>perchance
I kek’d

>>715588381

>>715588381
>muh Persona 5 with good voice acting

>>715588276
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pi34kEbf4os
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UVtkEXGvVgk
you can tell campbell has so much fun voicing him and the writers loved him too.

>>715587889
Donkey Dong Leaking Cum

>>715581453

>>715581453
This is an infinitely better version of Mario Odyssey having the Waluigi costume to canonize him, based devs.

>>715588189
this reminds me of a kelly cartoon for some reason

>>715587889
Donk Konk Costanza
*gets 96 on Metacritic*
can't stand yaa

>>715588002
Pauline was largely neglected for decades until odyssey put her in the spot light again. Beyond spinoffs this is her literal 3rd main appearance in a Mario game and 2nd in a DK game.

>>715586360
go look up what humans are

>>715587889
Konkey kong konangza

>>715588381
donkey kong bananza is not woke at all
where did this meme come from?

>>715587381
Underrated classic, can't wait for the next non-Space Jam Looney Tunes movie next year.

>>715588762
Woke/tranny/etc. is just the 2020s synonym for "gay"

>>715588189
getting the G is supposed to be a big brain play?

>>715588762
The evil Dr. E, whose main objective is to spam garbage on the catalog, and pretends to hate Nintendo.

>>715587175
>URG

>>715588852
no, it's just a retard who makes these

>>715588852
The bigger issue is that setup described there doesn't even exist in either of DKC1's minecart levels.

>>715588762
bananas are for faggots

>>715588678
she lost her personality...

>>715588901
>projection

One day until the performance issues hemorrhage Nintendo stocks as bad as the cpu bottlenecks on GameCube games

>>715588762
woke, tranny and other new buzzwords are just the newfag way of putting fag at the end of something. and nobody really cares or uses it too because they're either also newfags or have left the site after one of its many fuckups.

>>715588998
>n-no u
heh

>>715581763
I think Donkey Kong’s design has sucked since 1994 and the new one and expressions are a welcome change

>>715587881
they kept klaptrap's death noise in the assist trophy, didnt they

>>715585859
I always stood behind poppy kong

>>715587889
Kongker's Bad Fur Day.

>>715582183
Emulators, duh?

>>715589162
What’s she looking at

>>715582183
>had DK64 on N64
>neighbours across the road had DKC on the SNES
>would go over and play it constantly

>>715589243
my konkey dong

>>715589114
I also stand behind her while she’s bent over

>>715582183
BECAUSE I'M A GOOOD DAMN OBESE FURFAGGOT

>>715588276
This made me realize that Rool and the Kremlings are most likely going to be the DK movie.

>>715589323
VAMOS A CULEARNOS!

part of the final boss cutscene got leaked on discord

Now that the dust has settled..... Se divierten al estar prendidos en fuego?

>>715589071
your pussy is so tight

>>715581749
Say it out loud really fast

>>715589414
Kek

>>715589480
I bet those feet are so funky

>>715589480

>Family friend had a SNES
>Donkey Country 2 and Yoshi's Island
>Always used to boot up DKC2
>could never get anywhere
>used to tantrum when dying to Zinger's
>would never let me play and instead make up these fucking crazy songs about the lore of Yoshi's Island to the tune of DKC2 songs
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PKwJBt7FkgQ
>"yoshi's on the isle, he's getting the eee--gggg. first he was in mario world and now hes in a new ggaaaaaame"

>>715589414
KEK’d so hard

>>715589489
Petey F Files

>>715589414
What REALLY happened on that island, DK...

So now’s a good time to play the snes games right?

>>715589414
>not DK burrowing Epstein out

>>715587889
Meet N' Fuck Kingdom, Steve!

>>715589414
what's with all the epstein related ai gifs and webms i've been seeing recently?

>>715587889
El Pais de: El Simio Mariconazo

>>715584689
Cranky is senile and cannot be trusted

>>715581453
Am I really gonna spend $520 on one game because of an obese crocodile from my childhood?
lmao no

>>715589745
It’s the most obvious coverup in history and the prison footage has about 3 mins missing. The memes are what the missing 3 minutes contains

How much is "a couple hours"?

Did DK show K Rool his dong and that's why he hates him?

>>715589745
You got any space for rent under that rock you're living under?

>>715589826
That's truly awful

>>715589658
>he didnt replay DKC 1 and 2, as well as Returns and/or TP, a loop of arcade DK/DK Jr, and DK94, nor watched video essays about DK64 or Banjo Kazooie
You are not ready for Bananza, do your homework first

>>715589570
>>could never get anywhere
I remember getting stuck in a loop of playing gangplank galleon and crococdile cauldron because i would always gameover before getting to Wrinkly in krem quay

>>715589362

>>715589826
Makes you appreciate the actual design far more seeing this.

>>715582183
Wrong. I was born in 93 and grew up playing the dkc games. I owned dkc 2, and rented 1 and 3. DK64 was my first n64 game when I finally got one because I loved DK so much. I wanted k rool so bad in smash and sperged out when he was revealed. I have been praying for k rools return. And I finally got what I wanted. True DK fans made this game.

>>715589827
You're gonna miss out on experiencing the reveal

You guys thought he wasn't gonna be in? I was referenced in Odyssey...lol

>>715582183
I'm a 24-year-old zoomer, but grew up with the GBA ports of the original trilogy.

38/40 from Famitsu

>>715590073
Proof?

this gameplay is the fire

FIRST SCORE HAS DROPPED

Famitsu: 38/40

For comparison:

Super Mario Odyssey: 39/40
Astrobot: 36/40
Kirby and the Forgotten Land: 36/40
Super Mario Bros. Wonder: 36/40

source:

https://nintendoeverything.com/famitsu-review-scores-july-16-2025-first-score-for-donkey-kong-bananza/

>>715589849
>>715589917
shit, i never looked too hard into it so i guess i am living under a rock for it. thought it was another aifag forced meme thing like how there's still a fucking ai general up so my bad.

>>715589570
I would have killed your family friend, would've absolutely chimped out. Glad I stopped being an angry autismo.
>>715589945
I was stuck on Web Woods until I was almost 6 but finally beat it by going incredibly slowly. After that, rest of the game felt like a cake walk, except Chain Link Chamber and Animal Antics. I played way too much vidya.

>>715590032
I already witnessed the reveal on famiboards

>>715590115
Yeah that 95 minimum is looking more likely

King K. Rool was always a stupid character.
They should have put in Kaptain K. Rool, now he was a cool villain.

>>715589826

>>715590115
my god. The return of the KING.

I KNEEL

GOTY 2025 CONFIRMED

>>715590043
The amount of references to DKC in a goddamn Mario game was enough evidence for me to believe K rool would be back because the team are clearly DKC fans.

I'm stuck, guys. Anyone know when the Nintendo Power issue for this game comes out.

>>715590115
>one score lower than odyssey
its over...

>>715590115
Remove Nintendo bonus

>>715582183
bruh I’ll be 40 in a few months

>>715588901
Who’s making these,anyways?

Man, I hope they put Jungle Beat on the NSO app. Haven't played that one since I was a kid.

>>715590292
Some anon who said that /v/ trying to make the DK redesign political was really funny

>>715590274
30/40 no bonus

>>715590285
>40 year old using zoomer lingo
unless you are northernlion press x to doubt

>>715589414
>this is what we’re burning the planet up for
I hate you people

>>715590263
>manuals don't exist anymore so the team can't make a manual where cranky reminisces about the good old days
BRING MANUALS BACK FUCK

>>715590215
Rare dk looks the worst

>>715590195
When I was a kid I legit thought the 4 K.Rools were actually different. Brothers or something.

>>715590274
less than 5 min to say it

>>715590215
So they came up with the redesign somewhere in the middle of development, right? The switch 1 development screenshot they have shown has Rare DK

>>715590113
The pink-haired mommy on the bottom left is cute!

>>715590402
*3 lmao

>>715590410
>He still thinks the Nintendo bonus isn't real
retard

>>715590454
>He still thinks there's a "Nintendo bonus"
Schizo

>>715590274
Famitsu is nice to any Japanese publisher. Anything below a 35 implies it's either polarizing or not good.

>>715590334
What if Nintendo sells S2 peripheral GameCube bongos to go with it.

>>715584284
don't be so harsh on yourself :(

>>715590352
>bruh
>zoomer lingo

>>715590372
The devs should have pushed for that for this release, but to be honest, idk if the jap manuals even had this element. Maybe if Cranky made comments on your status screen, like commenting on your inventory or how few collectibles you have grabbed.

So where the fuck are all the other reviews, or do i really have to wait 8 hours for them?

>>715590454
I'm actually curious what games you think are most undeserving. Games like Odyssey, BOTW, and TOTK will all be played a million times more into the future. Cope about it.

>THE NINTENDO BONUS...!
>THE NINTENDO BONUS IS REAAAAAAL!!!

>>715590383
Middle one looks the lamest, the other two offer two vastly different styles.

>>715590428
THEY ENSHITTIFIED THE FUCKING UI
I HATE MINIMALISTIC INTERFACES
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>715586296
I think he doesn’t share the naming conventions with the others just because he will be the only real evil Kong of the group.

>>715582541
Link?

>>715590428
>The switch 1 development screenshot they have shown has Rare DK
Link?

>>715589414
>not posting the leaked gameplay

>>715590616
top soul bottom soulless

>>715590659
Note the head shape >>715590616

>>715590568
Odyssey, botw and totk are all the worst of their series. kys zoomer faggot.

>>715590705
Yet will still be played a million times more in the future by people other than you. Time to cope.

>>715590705
>Posted it again award

>>715590115
UHOH ASTROKEKS! DON'T LOOK!

>>715590553
would've been fucking kino, also a fun way to possibly poke at what games do nowadays compared to way back during the 16 bit era
>Maybe I was being too hard on you on the Super Nintendo, all this stuff's making me nearly have a stroke!
>I would've made fun of you outside the game, but apparently manuals don't exist anymore! how are people gonna know what this game's about, or even how to read if they can't learn about the game?

>>715590705
oh no
bro went into the webm folder

>>715590749
>lots of people have bad taste

I don't care

>>715590848
Tell me you're a zoomer without telling me you're a zoomer

>>715590848
>bro [insult]
leave this site zoomzoom

still one day before it comes out and you are already fuming sonny

Few more hours until the Kiwis can drop the spoiler nukes

>>715590891
>Posted another one again award
What even is this power?! Denial-kun... you persistence is as impressive as your retardation!

>i remember seeing these webms at least 2 years ago
I applaud the commitment, but you're very evidently mentally ill

>>715590981
you are losing and getting raped

>>715591021
Cry about it boi
this big monkey dick penetrating your little metal astro anus

SOON
SONY WILL KNOW WHO OWNS PLATFORMING

>TotK gets brought up
>thread immediately gets worse
I swear this game lives rent free in some fag's heads.

>>715591021
i hate TOTK but you have met your pitiful end eric

>>715588189
DELETE THIS!!!!

>>715590841
>What do you mean this game is portable? How are they supposed to sell you an inferior version for your handheld system in a few months time?

>>715591021
Eric please collect yourself, there is no raping going on where I'm at. Now simmer down and drink some chocolate milk, it'll help the copium go down smooth

>>715591082
>>715591102
>>715591180
you fucking lost Darren you fucking obese NIGGER

>>715591098
Thread's already reached bump limit anyways so there's not much left to poison with webm spam

>>715590553
DK64's Japanese site was written from Cranky's perspective
He was depicted as the arcade DK sprite, btw

>Famitsu score gets posted
>The usual sperg goes full retard
Tomorrow is going to be a wild day

>>715591021
You know that after the launch window most stream numbers for single-player games are going to be carried by one or two massive streamers, right? The fact the game's still getting over a hundred viewers at nearly any given point is still strong. Sony's own big single player releases in the last few years are only slightly above this amount, and guess what? The big exception is TLOUII's rushed remaster that's being carried by a single person with 7k views right now.

Anyway, here's Spider-Man 2, a game that released not far off of Tears of the Kingdom, lagging behind it by over 150 views. Might want to think more next time!

>>715591213
Pre-Thursday melty? It's a beautiful day the neighborhood

>>715591303
no one cares about famitsu, cultist tranny nigger

>>715591418
We know the mere mention of Famitsu makes you melt harder than the PS5's liquid metal, monkey, but a score is a score.

I see Nintendo fans have their own "Barry" to deal with.

>>715591491
Shits up every thread whenever Famitsu is mentioned. He's apparently a Xenofag though? Something like that

>Pre-Thursday melty? It's a beautiful day the neighborhood

>>715591491
Every single Famitsu sales thread, Eric posts the same four or five cherry-picked articles from a year or two ago talking about how random PS5 releases sold well at launch. It's so bizarre, and my only question is whether it's more fanboy cult mentality or just general lack of intelligence on his part.

>>715590552
Correct

>We know the mere mention of Famitsu makes you melt harder than the PS5's liquid metal, monkey, but a score is a score.

looks like he caved.

>Posting shartyjaks
Yep, he's going apeshit

>looks like he caved.

prosafia just hit publish and save us from this hell

>>715591748
You could even say he's going bananas

>Troon posting immediately begins when all the SAARS are awake
Somebody nuke India for the fucking love of God! Idk how to filter these street shitters.

Jaks are usually my favorite tell of someone being a newfag whose opinions are likely worth ignoring, but the irony is that I believe Eric's been shitting up this site for years now, right? KWAB

>>715591418
>>715591605
>>715591662
>>715591767
You are mentally ill.

>You are mentally ill.

>>715591605
>>715591662
>>715591767
The irony of posting anti-tranny shartyjaks and being a Sony shill at the same time is not lost on me at all.

>>715591817
sybau

WHERE'S THE PAULOLI AI SLOPPA? SOMEONE REPOST THE ARCHIVE, I MISSED IT

>>715591906
About that....

>>715591817
it's funny how it's what almost all these guys do too, they get so unbelievably assmad they start spamming because someone dares challenge their retarded shitposting on the internet.

>>715591998
>cherrypicking
How retarded do you have to be to bother making compilations like this anyway?

>>715592070
>t-t-t-that doesn't count!!!

>>715591952
What in the fuck does that mean? Newfags, I swear.

>>715591998
That ZESTY niggo turned out the least bad.

>>715591998

>>715592116
These are already less embarrassing than most of the first batch, and one of them's reused as well. Maybe you should go back to posting about video games instead. That would be nice.

>>715592197
Yikes

Just a reminder that Sony supports filling the country with gay, HIV-positive immigrants. Just thought that is an interesting detail

>>715592116
would smash all but the bottom and middle on the right

>>715592339

>>715592306
Japanese
Jewish
both start with J

Coincidence?

It must be sad being a Sony cultist. You barely get any games, so you have to spend your time with BS like this instead of playing or even discussing video games.

>>715592442
And even in off-topic bullshit he gets btfo'd lol

Uhhh...what's going on in this thread? Is that THE...you know who?

>>715582101

>>715582142
sexooooo

Before this thread dies and/or faggots post more trannyshit can someone link to the uncropped credits screenshot here >>715582191

>>715581453
Fake

Wow it’s really just ONE guy shitting up every thread

>>715585963
Nah, give me Crocodile Cacophony.

>>715592561
>>715576510

>>715592576
You'd be surprised just how common it is, one schizo devoted to shitting up a series of threads. Far, far likelier than many would think...

>>715592629
tthanks

>>715586360
You're damn right she's a Fucking monkey.

>>715590654
>>715576510

>>715592680
You're welcome.

>>715590891
You are fourty and balding. Find better things to care about.

>>715592576
you'd be fucking shocked how common it is for any type of thread on this board.
>talk about video games? some guy probably has a hateboner for them
>talk about /v/ related stuff like /v/3, retardy, ect.? someone will try and ruin all the fun
>non video games or something that can also be on a different board? someone will link those boards and be mad about it (unless it's /pol/shit, keep that to it's fucking board)

>>715581453
ANTIRARE FAGS ARE IN SHAMBLES RIGHT NOW

>>715592868
I was never antirare, more just a neutral skeptic. I told you guys if it was real I'd be happy for you, and I am. It's awesome that they're bringing back K. Rool, I was just slightly concerned people were getting misled by bad actors especially with how weird the "discord leakers" were acting. After seeing this one though it's enough to convince me it was all real. That combined with the Elephant design lining up with the UI from the other leaks seals the deal. Congrats RareCHADS, this is a huge win and it was never my intent to cause any trouble.

>>715581453
Why is K. Rool so based even so many years later?

>>715590616
Having control promos permanently on screen is stupif actually. I also prefer the new kinda tribal Bananza Form symbols to the DK heads.

>>715590215
Rare DK head on Bananza DK body is disgusting.

>>715583808

>>715593061
>Successful schizo psychopath who's evil just because he can be evil with no ulterior motive save for maybe the fact he hates bananas
>In a time filled with "Misunderstood" faggotry

The game is going to get amazing reviews simply because Giant Ape Breaking Shit taps directly into the monkey brain.

>>715583808
Poor man's Masuda posting

>Still no Snake Bananza
>Still no K Rool boss fight
I'm still waiting for the real leaks

>>715593060
>more just a neutral skeptic
you called it "literal droppings"
>I was just slightly concerned
you mean replying to every post even mentioning the leak and telling them it was an obvious fake

>>715593060
>"N-no i was never antirare, i was just septic haha"
>He says completely unprompted
Bend over.

>>715593287
Hey, it's 4chan. No need to get your panties in a twist. I told you if I was wrong, I'd be happy for you guys and I am. The quality of the images presented were extremely tiny and weren't anything beyond something someone could have faked. Had they presented higher resolution images like we saw here rather than their strange cropped shit, I would have believed it sooner. I really don't understand the behavior of the discord leakers when they could have easily just given us a proper screenshot. I don't understand what the point of cropping things was, then going silent immediately. I guess they were just really scared of getting caught.

>>715593407
What more do you want me to say? I was wrong. You were right. I kneel. I had preordered the game days ago just so you fags know. Whether K. Rool was in it or not REALLY did not effect me, but I didn't like the idea of people being tricked. There's still nothing wrong with being skeptical over leaks!

>>715581319 (OP)

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>>715593484
>I was wrong. You were right. I kneel.
we take those, if you could see how smug I can right now
>There's still nothing wrong with being skeptical over leaks!
obviously, but your leakdar is awful, I can tell real leaks from fake leaks with 99% accuracy and I'm not sure how others don't

>>715593718
My tendency to lean on "don't believe it even if it does look believeable" comes from a decade straight of Smash fags and their rather convincing leaks, not just the grinch but there were countless other ones and most of them wound up being fake. Not as common a practice these days, and not once did I think AI was involved. I've just seen this situation play out multiple times where everyone gets excited, then they get let down, and with how contentious of a property K. Rool has been strangely missing from the mainline games, I had no idea what to think especially when they have this giant direct and he's nowhere to be seen.

Now I did see there were channels and stuff theorizing at signs pointed towards K. Rool, but in my mind that just all seemed a bit tongue in cheek to have some kind of big hidden reveal for a villain like that. I really thought they'd try and distance themselves more from Kremlins.

I never had a Super Nintendo growing up, so I didn't wind up playing DKC much later. I actually enjoy many rare games, and I think those are some great platformers but never had an attachment to the series like many others, which is why I come off as so detached over the possibility of it. I went through years and years of he's in, he's not in, he's in. After a while I just lean on skepticism.

But yeah for me, the tiny cropped images and it allegedley being from a stream on discord was what really rubbed me the wrong way. It seemed to be capitalizing on people's wants, whereas the Chiense leaker's screenshots I didn't doubt at all. Once I saw the elephant I thought "oh shit". And when I saw the K. Rool statue, yeah I was 100% wrong. Just trying to explain my stubbornness and my way of thinking. So no, I wasn't trolling. When I called the screenshots shit, I wasn't shitting on the design of K. Rool but rather the quality of the screenshots themselves, being so low res. His design IS very similar to smash (not a bad thing)

>>715593718
>I can tell real leaks from fake leaks with 99% accuracy
picrel basically

>>715594145
>I never had a Super Nintendo growing up
>never had an attachment to the series like many others, which is why I come off as so detached over the possibility of it.
I didn't/don't either