Donkey Kong Bananza
Reviews in a couple hours. Game releases soon. Predictions?
HEβS IN
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 3:47:38 AM
No.715581451
Miggy Kong
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 3:48:30 AM
No.715581508
>>715581694
>>715581453
did the leaker show the fight
>>715581319 (OP)
High quality leak
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 3:49:07 AM
No.715581532
>>715581453
F-FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 3:49:08 AM
No.715581534
>>715586023
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 3:49:18 AM
No.715581542
>>715581453
I am excited for King K. Rool.
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 3:49:31 AM
No.715581553
>>715581706
>>715581319 (OP)
>reviews in a couple hours
I thought Nintendo wasnβt sending early copies for review? Or was that just for the switch 2 system itself
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 3:49:39 AM
No.715581561
>>715581515
Kremlin if he real
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 3:49:52 AM
No.715581575
>>715582101
>>715582140
>>715581453
PORQUE ONIONS UN PINCHE FURRO MANTECOSO!
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 3:49:53 AM
No.715581576
>>715581515
kremlin if he real
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 3:50:12 AM
No.715581604
>>715581453
>only 1600 worlds
game is too short. they want 400$(banana dollars) for this?
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 3:50:31 AM
No.715581616
>>715581515
KREMLIN IF HE REAL
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 3:50:39 AM
No.715581625
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 3:51:06 AM
No.715581649
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 3:51:12 AM
No.715581659
What Paon memberberries will be in this game?
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 3:51:17 AM
No.715581665
Snake.Now
>>715581319 (OP)
Only pdf iles will give it 10/10. They should use an escape rope on themselves. Nintendo has become a pdf hive.
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 3:51:25 AM
No.715581678
>>715581453
It's been a wild 3 fucking months, man.
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 3:51:36 AM
No.715581693
Bing-Bing Wahoo!
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 3:51:40 AM
No.715581694
>>715581508
He finished the game offscreen to avoid heavy spoilers
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 3:51:51 AM
No.715581706
>>715581553
It was either the system or MKW. Reviewers and press got the game Thu/Fri.
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 3:52:33 AM
No.715581749
>>715589489
>>715581670
what the fuck is βpdf filesβ
Counting Ingot Isle, and assuming no values are skipped between 100-1600 or anything after, thereβs 17 layers. Which seems pretty sizable:
Ingot Isle
Lagoon
Hilltop
Desert
Canyon
Snow
Forest
Beach
Food
Core/Root (assuming itβs its own thing)
K.Rool
Thatβs 11. Do we know anything about the other six? Iβd assume a βthrowbackβ layer and maybe a swamp?
the new DK design just reminds me of what they did with modern Spongebob. Much sillier with expressions that go beyond stupid and often make him look brain dead. DK was always silly but the tongue hanging out and overly wacky faces goes a bit too far for me.
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 3:53:16 AM
No.715581796
>>715581845
>>715581670
kill yourself
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 3:53:19 AM
No.715581797
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 3:53:49 AM
No.715581825
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 3:53:49 AM
No.715581827
>>715581319 (OP)
pauline is actually young in present day and gets sent back in time at the end
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 3:54:10 AM
No.715581845
>>715581895
>>715581796
Nah you will pdf ile. The rope is calling you.
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 3:54:18 AM
No.715581852
>>715581670
use real words sonny you can do it
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 3:54:22 AM
No.715581856
>>715581319 (OP)
Reviews start going up in 10 hours
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 3:54:59 AM
No.715581895
>>715581845
kill yourself
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 3:55:15 AM
No.715581912
>>715581515
kremlin if he real
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 3:55:26 AM
No.715581926
>>715581981
>>715583484
>>715581453
DK and Krool get to fuck this?
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 3:55:37 AM
No.715581935
>>715581453
We tip the scales in less than 48 hrs!
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 3:55:43 AM
No.715581947
>>715581515
kremlin if he real
And then there's Squitter, he's dead
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 3:55:57 AM
No.715581968
>>715581670
>zoomer selfcensorship
Go bACK to tiktok
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 3:56:08 AM
No.715581981
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 3:56:36 AM
No.715582009
>>715582159
>>715582712
My liege.
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 3:56:37 AM
No.715582012
>>715582075
>>715581453
Ok, but what is the status of Stanley?
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 3:57:43 AM
No.715582075
>>715582012
We don't know.
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 3:58:07 AM
No.715582101
>>715592512
>>715581575
tranquilizate putin
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 3:58:31 AM
No.715582121
>>715581760
Someone mentioned a factory in one of the other threads.
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 3:58:48 AM
No.715582135
>>715582737
>>715581453
Is that a statue or the he and dk having a kaiju leak is real???
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 3:58:50 AM
No.715582140
>>715581575
>PORQUE ONIONS
so does she go back to new donk city?
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 3:59:11 AM
No.715582158
>>715582808
pauline feet
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 3:59:12 AM
No.715582159
none of you faggots were even born when DKC came out, why the fuck do you pretend to care about K rool so much
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 3:59:32 AM
No.715582184
>>715582341
>>715581763
I really hate all of his Tim Allen grunts, but that was something Nintendo started doing to the character as soon as Rare was gone.
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 4:00:34 AM
No.715582256
>>715582183
I am 36 years old, anon
Most of /v/ are boomers
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 4:00:36 AM
No.715582258
>>715582142
yes but it's like the end of drakengard and she and dk accidentally cause 9/11
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 4:01:02 AM
No.715582283
>>715582591
>>715583119
>>715582191
Sadly, DK is Maidenless...
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 4:01:03 AM
No.715582286
>>715582191
I don't they they'll answer the question of why she's young and that's annoying yet kinda funny.
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 4:01:05 AM
No.715582287
>>715582183
what are you the boomer police?
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 4:01:24 AM
No.715582307
>>715582541
>>715582191
These clowns are gonna post a cropped screenshot of the end credits but nothing on the final boss huh
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 4:01:30 AM
No.715582316
>>715581453
denialfags completely and utterly, thoroughly btfo
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 4:01:59 AM
No.715582341
>>715582460
>>715582184
Didn't ask, fagboy.
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 4:02:02 AM
No.715582343
>>715582183
I played it at my cousins house as a kid.
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 4:02:08 AM
No.715582354
>>715581950
Deserved it honestly.
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 4:02:16 AM
No.715582359
>>715582183
Anon I'm 34. My first game was basically DKC1. My knees and lower back unironically hurt. Let me enjoy my silly krock in relative peace.
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 4:02:25 AM
No.715582369
>>715582142
She goes back to my bedroom
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 4:02:42 AM
No.715582382
>>715582183
I was and the devs were too.
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 4:02:53 AM
No.715582397
>>715582183
Projecting. I was born in time for DKC2. Why would anyone not in their forties at minimum ever be excited for Donkey Kong? Why would anyone not over 100 years old be excited for anything derived from King Kong?
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 4:03:17 AM
No.715582423
>>715581760
Knowing this is the Odyssey team, I think it'd be safe to add at least one more layer to the total, just for whatever equivalent there is to Champion's Road/Grandmaster Galaxy/Darker Side. Hell, even Splatoon 3 had a super hard postgame bonus level. There's no way Bananza won't have one.
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 4:03:32 AM
No.715582434
>>715582587
>still no pics of the snake form
Are we even sure thats real?
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 4:03:37 AM
No.715582439
>>715582183
Zoomers want to fit in anon
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 4:03:46 AM
No.715582456
>>715582585
I'm proud of Nintendo for not going full retard and ignoring DK's history. I know that took a lot of restraint.
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 4:03:47 AM
No.715582460
>>715582341
Go back to playing in your amusement park, Miyamutoid.
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 4:03:56 AM
No.715582469
>>715582496
>>715582183
where do you think you are
4chan isn't the cutting edge of the internet that it was, most young people don't even know it exists, we're all old
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 4:04:23 AM
No.715582491
>>715582530
>>715582183
what if they just like the character nigger how about that what are you going to do about it why are the replies even justifying themselves to you fucking stupid uppity cunt
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 4:04:28 AM
No.715582496
>>715582469
you are out of your fucking mind
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 4:04:33 AM
No.715582501
>>715582183
most of 4chan are grumpy 30 year olds
but as someone who isn't I just think he's a cool design/character
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 4:04:45 AM
No.715582514
>>715582191
Heβs flying. Did he die in the end
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 4:04:45 AM
No.715582515
>>715581453
is that a statue or is this kaiju shit?
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 4:04:54 AM
No.715582525
>>715584108
>>715584206
Where were you when Kong took his rightful place as Nintendoβs King?
>>715582491
no one cares about fucking k rool
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 4:05:03 AM
No.715582536
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 4:05:10 AM
No.715582541
>>715590654
>>715582307
I cropped it, the uncropped screenshot is in the previous thread.
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 4:05:24 AM
No.715582551
>>715582183
Iβm 32 and played the DKC series for the first time 5 years ago with the Switch virtual console
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 4:05:47 AM
No.715582570
>>715582530
cope he's in smash fighting bayonetta and solid snake
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 4:05:50 AM
No.715582576
>>715583148
>>715581319 (OP)
Let's take a moment to remember all the K. Rool fans who passed away before they could see our King's grand return...
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 4:05:51 AM
No.715582579
>>715582530
Please be quiet, Mr. E.
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 4:05:52 AM
No.715582581
>>715582921
>>715582183
Something about "mario gets to have bowser in every game" or something retarded. they forget that the kremlings are just another gang of cartoon enemies for DK to fight. Most of the bosses in donkey kong country aren't even crocodiles
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 4:05:59 AM
No.715582585
>>715582456
The head dev said he replayed every DK game during development.
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 4:06:01 AM
No.715582587
>>715582434
Considering we've seen the elephant and it's more than confirmed K.Rool is back, it's only a matter of time.
What I want to know is if we're going to get a layer completely themed around DKC or 64.
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 4:06:06 AM
No.715582591
>>715582745
>>715582283
he already has candy kong (and is not a pedo)
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 4:06:48 AM
No.715582638
>>715582768
will I have to wait 2 years for an emulation
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 4:07:07 AM
No.715582668
>>715581760
Wonder if there are any boss only layers like Cloud Kingdom and Ruined Kingdom in Odyssey.
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 4:07:09 AM
No.715582669
>>715582530
faggotron 9000
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 4:07:47 AM
No.715582712
>>715582809
>>715582009
this statue looks so badass and evil
I wanna KNEEL to my tyrannical overlord
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 4:08:02 AM
No.715582727
>>715581950
Can you select and rotate the individual fossils?
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 4:08:08 AM
No.715582737
>>715582135
Statue but Kaiju Fight isnβt out of the kards yet
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 4:08:11 AM
No.715582741
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 4:08:16 AM
No.715582745
>>715582824
>>715582591
Yeah, and Trump has Melania and he is totally not a pedophile too
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 4:08:38 AM
No.715582767
>>715582840
>>715581950
chops is fucking dead
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 4:08:38 AM
No.715582768
>>715582638
Maybe, could be longer depending on if there are hardware exploits people can find.
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 4:09:09 AM
No.715582796
>>715582183
I just think heβs a funny guy
You did beat the dkc trilogy right anon?
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 4:09:19 AM
No.715582808
>>715582158
Why does she hatch out of that rock like an egg?
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 4:09:20 AM
No.715582809
>>715582712
The statue screams "thats right faggots, im back to reclaim my glory".
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 4:09:31 AM
No.715582824
>>715582949
>>715582745
>amerimutt politics out of nowhere
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 4:09:47 AM
No.715582839
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 4:09:48 AM
No.715582840
>>715583692
>>715582767
Yeah and you'll find Wrinkly Kong's fossil too
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 4:10:03 AM
No.715582852
>>715583241
>>715581319 (OP)
Cute. Can someone post the 2 days left one? I didn't see it
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 4:10:58 AM
No.715582916
>>715582183
As opposed to what alternative? What villains should we be excited to see in a new DK game that isnt the most iconic one?
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 4:10:58 AM
No.715582917
>>715582803
fuck dkc
jungle beat is literally where this development team got started
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 4:11:07 AM
No.715582921
>>715582581
>>715582183
you lost Tanabe
brits won
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 4:11:36 AM
No.715582949
>>715585371
>>715582824
CRANKY WAS IN THE ISLAND
Post your face when you finally load up Donkey Kong BANANZA
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 4:12:00 AM
No.715582973
aario
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 4:12:40 AM
No.715583014
>>715582969
A blank expression, I just want to see the cutscenes.
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 4:13:03 AM
No.715583035
>>715583229
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 4:13:15 AM
No.715583046
I hope Grumpy Kong survive
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 4:13:29 AM
No.715583059
>>715582183
>none of you faggots were even born when DKC came out,
Were you born when the original Donkey Kong came out?
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 4:14:30 AM
No.715583119
>>715583191
>>715582283
don't worry, he pumped her full of enough cum to last a lifetime offscreen
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 4:14:48 AM
No.715583135
>>715583217
>>715582183
I'm 37 tranny, DKC2 is one of my favorite games ever
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RtGCENaruTc
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 4:15:06 AM
No.715583148
>>715582576
Rip k. Rool bros
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 4:15:50 AM
No.715583191
>>715583119
>still thinking about sex and their porn addiction
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 4:16:19 AM
No.715583217
>>715583135
Post boobs and dick or gtfo
>Imb4 plastic tits that look ugly
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 4:16:26 AM
No.715583229
>>715583394
>>715583035
shut up, shonenshitter
a moechad is talking
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 4:16:31 AM
No.715583237
>>715583369
>>715583528
tranny/10
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 4:16:48 AM
No.715583256
>>715582969
I will maintain this stalwart face for the duration of my playthrough.
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 4:17:01 AM
No.715583272
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 4:17:27 AM
No.715583290
>>715582183
I was 5 when I first played DKC. some of the happiest memories of my life as a kid are playing it with my siblings. Same with DK64, was about 9 when that one dropped.
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 4:17:48 AM
No.715583314
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 4:18:48 AM
No.715583369
>>715586408
>>715583237
>PASTEL COLORS BELONG TO TRANNIES!
Fuck you
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 4:19:18 AM
No.715583394
>>715583229
moe x family movie slopped
your kind is over.
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 4:19:45 AM
No.715583417
>>715582183
>Nobody ever had hand-me-down consoles growing up
>Nobody ever played outdated games that friends had growing up.
>Nobody ever emulated old games growing up.
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 4:19:46 AM
No.715583418
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 4:20:35 AM
No.715583456
>>715582183
Perfect post for the "I have been here since Moot created the site I'm 40+ I just absorb all of twitter/Twitch lingo and trends which is why you think I am a 17 YO zoomer".
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 4:21:06 AM
No.715583484
>>715581926
I find it humongously funny how it took direct confirmation from Nintendo that Pauline was in Bananza for this faggot's neurons to click and realize "hey what if I lumped the character commonly associated with a giant gorilla in with my animal rape fantasies", actual secondary
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 4:21:18 AM
No.715583494
surprised so little of Diddy and Dixie in the marketing lead up to release
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 4:21:31 AM
No.715583516
>>715582183
Been around for almost 30 years and my parents had me stay a daycare when I was just a wee lad. They had an SNES and all three DKC games. Made me fall in love with gaming and the DKC games so I do in fact care a lot.
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 4:21:44 AM
No.715583528
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 4:21:59 AM
No.715583545
>>715582803
Beating DKC3 for the first time rn. Also recently beat DK64 which was the other main DK game I was missing (used tag anywawhere to make it bearable, had a lot of fun). Bananza is now the only ina Iβm missing.
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 4:22:22 AM
No.715583560
>>715583741
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 4:22:42 AM
No.715583572
>>715581453
PORQUE SE DEJA CHINGAR POR CHANGOS
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 4:22:44 AM
No.715583574
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 4:23:57 AM
No.715583631
>>715582803
I've beaten DKC 1 and 2 more times than I can count, but I could only bring myself to play 3 twice and only one of those was 100%.
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 4:25:07 AM
No.715583689
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 4:25:11 AM
No.715583692
>>715582840
I know we've known she's dead forever, but man, that's fucked up
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 4:26:02 AM
No.715583741
>>715583560
>Mario sorry for using this, but I have no other way to contact you...
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 4:26:21 AM
No.715583765
>>715582183
>grew up as a PC only and LCD game fag
>first friend i made in elementary school/kid down the street had snes
>first introduction to DK through playing DKC co-op when i would go over to his house
>ends up selling some of his games a few years later. recently bought a snes at flea market and bough his copy of DKC2, my first snes game
>pick up DKC3 at EB games some time later
>bought DK64 when it came out
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 4:26:27 AM
No.715583772
>>715582183
You do realize people can play games after the exact day they came out right
Meanwhile at Nintendo HQ, locked in a supply closet...
>*BANG!* *BANG!* *BANG!*
>"RET ME OUT YOU FUCKING COCK SUCKERS! DONKEY KONG DOES NOT FIGHT ARRIGATORS!"
>*BANG!* *BANG!* *BANG!*
>"YOU CANNOT USE RARUWARU ENEMIES! ONRY TIKIS, WARRUSES, AND EVIR MONKEYS!"
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 4:27:59 AM
No.715583850
>>715586372
>>715586697
>>715583808
jungle beat bosses were peak tho
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 4:28:10 AM
No.715583860
>>715582183
I was born in 1990 but my first DK game was DK64 which I loved so much that made me completely unable to enjoy 2d DK so Bananza is literally my childhood again.
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 4:30:45 AM
No.715583991
>>715583808
miyamoto was consulted for this game your gay fanfic about him hating anything rare is dead
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 4:31:22 AM
No.715584028
>>715584139
>>715586898
Would be a cool game if it didnβt have the destruction gimmick. It got old even in the target kiosk I played
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 4:31:51 AM
No.715584048
>>715582183
Am I not allowed to enjoy the game?
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 4:31:52 AM
No.715584051
>>715584134
Is he back?
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 4:32:01 AM
No.715584062
>>715584220
>>715583808
>he says this despite the interview clearly saying how much Miyamoto was involved
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 4:32:07 AM
No.715584067
>>715583808
They coded in the Kremlings when he was away in France sucking Meledandri cock
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 4:32:10 AM
No.715584069
>>715581515
kremlin if he real
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 4:32:10 AM
No.715584071
>>715584296
WHEN is this shit coming out? I know the 17th, but is it like midnight EST? Midday Japan on the 17th? I googled the release time and it just says the 17th.
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 4:32:50 AM
No.715584106
>just over 24 hours left
FUCK, HURRY UP ALREADY I WANT TO GO BANANAS
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 4:32:51 AM
No.715584108
>>715582525
Kneeling in respect
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 4:33:13 AM
No.715584134
>>715584051
Isnβt that current dk?
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 4:33:18 AM
No.715584139
>>715584028
Why are you pretending to be other people who dislike the game for different reasons?
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 4:34:30 AM
No.715584203
>>715581453
I AM SO, SO, SO SORRY
t. denialfag
The Pauline Jr schizo must be on suicide watch by now.
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 4:34:32 AM
No.715584206
>>715582525
Honestly, I don't think it's going to have the highest Metacritic score. But it would be funny if it got higher that E33 and Astrobot just to drive that one schizo insane
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 4:34:47 AM
No.715584220
>>715584062
It's funny to imagine Miyamoto being locked away so that the newer devs can inject fresh ideas into games without him noticing.
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 4:36:06 AM
No.715584284
>>715584494
>>715590545
>>715584204
Why do you want me to take my own life?
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 4:36:15 AM
No.715584296
>>715584459
>>715584071
As soon as it turns midnight EST the 17th, so roughly 25+ hours from now.
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 4:36:23 AM
No.715584308
>>715584363
>>715584929
How many transformations are there?
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 4:36:30 AM
No.715584317
>>715582183
>you cant like Darth Vader because you were not alive in 1977
What an astoundingly retarded opinion.
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 4:36:42 AM
No.715584327
Why canβt the DK in this game be a grown up kiddy? It would make way more sense
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 4:37:19 AM
No.715584363
>>715584572
>>715584308
Six
>Kong
>Ostrich
>Zebra
>Snake
>Elephant
>Final boss
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 4:37:44 AM
No.715584385
>>715584204
>hard confirmed now
yup
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 4:38:08 AM
No.715584412
>>715584450
>>715584573
What's Donkey Kong's style now?
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 4:38:16 AM
No.715584424
>>715585781
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 4:38:39 AM
No.715584443
>>715584204
She was in those games but as fetus inside Pauline over a unusually long pregnancy.
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 4:38:47 AM
No.715584450
>>715584412
notthe trans flag bowtie
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 4:38:50 AM
No.715584454
>>715584586
>>715584204
That's Mario's sister
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 4:38:51 AM
No.715584459
>>715584296
Alright cool, I might play it for like 2 hours before bed then. Thanks, anon.
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 4:38:58 AM
No.715584469
>>715584505
>>715584204
how come we still don't know why she is a kid in this game?
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 4:39:24 AM
No.715584494
>>715584284
probably because you're an annoying faggot who spammed your ugly art and schizo collages for weeks after the direct that DIRECTLY TOLD YOU that IT IS PAULINE when you said you would stop
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 4:39:35 AM
No.715584502
>>715584204
I want her to be de-aged Pauline, but she recovers her memories, but not her age, and she just goes on to be the child-mayor of New Donk.
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 4:39:40 AM
No.715584505
>>715584469
Because it's never explained probably
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 4:40:17 AM
No.715584547
>>715584570
>>715584609
>Still no snake Bananza
Not believing blatantly false "leaks"
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 4:40:27 AM
No.715584557
>>715581319 (OP)
oh pretty ni-
>his hair becomes bananas
KINO
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 4:40:28 AM
No.715584558
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 4:40:49 AM
No.715584570
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 4:40:51 AM
No.715584572
>>715584363
>EXPAND DONG
>EXPAND NECK
>EXPAND HOOF
>EXPAND TRUNK
>EXPAND COIL
>EXPAND KROCK
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 4:40:52 AM
No.715584573
>>715584412
I hope you can lock in brown fur as a customization option, I get the reference to the arcade game but I don't like the red fur whenever Bananza is ready (which is basically always)
>>715584454
She's actually more likely to be Mario's daughter.
I have evidence.
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 4:41:25 AM
No.715584609
>>715584547
I was a leak skeptic. After seeing
>>715581453
And lining up with the elephant shown earlier, no doubt in my mind there's also a snake in there. Those K. Rool leaks seemed a little sketchy to me at first, but he's definitely in.
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 4:41:43 AM
No.715584632
>>715584204
Of course they're not going to reveal the big twist before the game comes out. That's just common sense.
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 4:41:58 AM
No.715584647
2 questions
has the chinese leaker made a new thread, i don't know how to navigate baidu
has anybody else streamed the game since the one fag got taken down?
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 4:41:58 AM
No.715584648
>>715585135
>>715583808
>Devs try out different kinds of enemies in the two new DKC games
>Nintendo makes the decision to go back to Kremlings in their new 3D DK game, along with introducing new enemies too
>MIYAMOTO HATES LITERALLY EVERYTHING THAT ISN'T TOADS HE HATES IT MIYAMOTO IS EVERYTHING WRONG WITH NINTENDO IT IS ALL MIYAMOTO
One day it is gonna come out that Miyamoto isn't responsible for like 90% of negative shit people put on him. I am sure he had some dumb ideas in the past, ya know, 40 years of game development but people always just put everything on him.
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 4:42:39 AM
No.715584681
If they put K. Rool in Mario Kart that's going to be so funny
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 4:42:47 AM
No.715584689
>>715589795
>>715584204
To be fair to him, they also say that "Donkey Kong" first appeared in the arcade game when that is not the case, that was his predecessor.
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 4:42:50 AM
No.715584692
>>715584737
>>715581319 (OP)
Where are these 1 day and 3 days left videos from? How many are there? Are there more?
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 4:43:00 AM
No.715584705
>>715584752
>>715584586
I have evidence to the contrary
>>715584204
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 4:43:44 AM
No.715584737
>>715584692
My Nintendo app. There will probably be an OUT NOW clip.
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 4:43:45 AM
No.715584739
>>715584884
>>715584586
>I'll stop after the direct says it's pauline and not suzanne
>direct says it's pauline
>I'll stop after hard confirmation it's pauline and not her daughter
>hard confirmation it's pauline
>nuh uh it's still mario's daughter
you are the biggest brownest faggot I have ever seen
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 4:43:55 AM
No.715584752
>>715584705
That's Mario's sister
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 4:45:00 AM
No.715584820
>>715584989
>>715585086
>>715582142
Really hate myself for finding this brat hot.
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 4:45:32 AM
No.715584854
>>715584204
This doesn't mean shit!
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 4:46:02 AM
No.715584884
>>715584974
>>715584739
You clearly don't understand what a βhard confirmationβ actually is.
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 4:46:02 AM
No.715584886
>>715585239
Donkey Kongβs new look is beautiful and glorious and we have this game to thank serving as the catalyst.
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 4:46:09 AM
No.715584892
>>715584971
>>715585062
This game better be challenging or im gonna leak online that miyamoto was on the epstein flight
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 4:46:12 AM
No.715584903
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 4:46:28 AM
No.715584929
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 4:47:07 AM
No.715584959
>>715585046
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 4:47:14 AM
No.715584969
I can't wait for Thursday when all of you get btfo for believing in fake leaks
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 4:47:16 AM
No.715584971
>>715584892
Yes USA govt. It is THIS post...
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 4:47:20 AM
No.715584974
>>715584884
>nintendo directly telling you it's pauline isn't hard confirmation
you're retarded schizo who puts your own fanfic above nintendo's word
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 4:47:34 AM
No.715584989
>>715584820
because you are a pedofaggot
>>715581453
Snoysisters⦠how do we compete with this?
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 4:48:14 AM
No.715585026
>>715585208
>>715585617
What's with the schizo seething about Pauline?
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 4:48:29 AM
No.715585046
>>715584959
I'm afraid it's terminal
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 4:48:49 AM
No.715585062
>>715584892
Yes, limited evidence exists: I visited Epstein's NYC home once briefly (~30 min) with my ex-wife in the early 2010s out of curiosity; saw nothing inappropriate and declined island invites
No advisory role or deeper ties," it continued. "A 2023 subpoena sought docs in a JP Morgan lawsuit, but I've never been accused of wrongdoing. Deny knowing Ghislaine Maxwell beyond a photobomb
No, that screenshot is manipulated β I don't respond in first person as Elon
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 4:49:12 AM
No.715585086
>>715584820
She thinks youβre cute too anon!
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 4:50:08 AM
No.715585135
>>715585225
>>715583808
He's too busy watching over the SMB2 and Zelda movies and making guest appearance at the theme parks.
>>715584648
Shiggy has always been a chore to work with. Tezuka and Koizumi would add shit into mario games to make them better behind his back.
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 4:50:19 AM
No.715585150
>>715585450
>>715586846
>>715585005
Dont care, also Yotei is better than Wokey Kong
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 4:51:13 AM
No.715585203
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 4:51:14 AM
No.715585204
>>715585253
>>715585324
>K. Rool is back
now where's Lanky?
>>715585026
>zero personality
>had to become a child for up doots
>annoying voice (by mori calliope)
>never was in the dkc universe
I should think itβs obvious.
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 4:51:37 AM
No.715585225
>>715585135
What little in studio work he does is probably for Pikmin 5 too.
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 4:51:52 AM
No.715585239
>>715585303
>>715585710
>>715584886
>Calrt beanmouth style
>Better
The absolute state of Nintendo and tendies
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 4:51:55 AM
No.715585242
>>715582183
...He was the kroolest guy!
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 4:52:04 AM
No.715585246
>>715585352
>>715585208
all of these are so wrong it's amazing
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 4:52:09 AM
No.715585253
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 4:52:12 AM
No.715585254
I predicted she would be wearing blue, when drawing my "Suzanne" renders, and the guy behind the Wokey Kong comic predicted that she would be 13, when he drew the EDP parody comic.
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 4:52:23 AM
No.715585272
>>715586957
>>715585005
>ai will make females attractive causing a total backlash against the company.
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 4:52:27 AM
No.715585278
>>715585208
>(by mori calliope)
>>>/vt/ranny
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 4:52:50 AM
No.715585303
>>715585239
Nintendo purposefully uses a more western art style for Mario.n
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 4:53:05 AM
No.715585324
>>715585204
he's apparently in somehow
watch him be a fossil
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 4:53:10 AM
No.715585329
>>715585424
>>715585432
>>715585208
dkc is a part of the mario universe.
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 4:53:38 AM
No.715585352
>>715585493
>>715585246
rosalina gets more art than this tiktok wench
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 4:53:54 AM
No.715585371
>>715582949
Remember when Chunky Kong was going to spill the beans, and "killed himself" with a boulder in the middle of some fields in the Mushroom Kingdom backwoods?
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 4:54:18 AM
No.715585392
>>715585208
what evidence is there that its done by that /vt/ranny other than muh sounds similar
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 4:54:29 AM
No.715585409
>>715585667
Iβll play the game for she
>>715585329
>M vs DK was never implied to be canon
next youβll say warioware is part of the marioverse
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 4:54:54 AM
No.715585432
>>715585506
>>715585329
>it's just a prank bro!
I'll never not be mad about that ending.
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 4:55:14 AM
No.715585448
>>715587021
Is nobody rooting for her to be back?
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 4:55:17 AM
No.715585450
>>715585150
GoY? Ghost of YoDEI?
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 4:55:30 AM
No.715585461
>>715585424
>next youβll say warioware is part of the marioverse
Diamond City appears in Mario Kart Arcade GP and the bike is in Mario Kart Wii :p
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 4:55:41 AM
No.715585478
>>715585592
>>715585424
>next youβll say warioware is part of the marioverse
it is
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 4:55:55 AM
No.715585493
>>715585352
she scored higher than peach in the popularity polls which were
rosalina > daisy > pauline > peach
and this was before her loli form
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 4:55:57 AM
No.715585497
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 4:56:03 AM
No.715585506
>>715585670
>>715585432
I never really bothered with the Mario vs DK games, what happens here?
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 4:56:13 AM
No.715585516
>>715584586
I think you gonna be disappointed when we will discover that all the characters are cursed.
-DK became dumber (or younger ?).
-Pauline became younger.
-K.Rool turned into that weird mogwai looks alike thing.
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 4:56:23 AM
No.715585520
>>715585660
>>715585208
the mori calliope thing was debunked
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 4:56:31 AM
No.715585535
>>715585208
>>never was in the dkc universe
>he never got the Nintendo coin
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 4:57:31 AM
No.715585587
>>715586014
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 4:57:37 AM
No.715585592
>>715585478
do ashley, 8volt or mona show up? nope.
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 4:57:49 AM
No.715585610
>>715585424
When has it ever not?
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 4:57:55 AM
No.715585617
>>715585772
>>715585953
>>715585026
stole the limelight from k rool.
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 4:58:23 AM
No.715585640
>>715581515
kremlin if he real
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 4:58:51 AM
No.715585658
>>715585424
the new MK game literally has Ware music in it.
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 4:58:52 AM
No.715585660
>>715585726
>>715585946
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 4:58:59 AM
No.715585667
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 4:59:03 AM
No.715585670
>>715587897
>>715585506
DK kidnaps Pauline but it was just a ruse to get Mario to show up at a surprise party.
>>715585208
The English VA for her is fucking awful. The game is written in a very Japanese way, and the VA for Pauline herself sounds too old for a child, especially her singing voice.
The stammering they make her do sounds so unnatural in English. People in English don't really stammer like that. Maybe occasionally, but it is way more common in Japanese media. I hope you can use Japanese voices.
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 4:59:45 AM
No.715585710
>>715585239
>beanmouth
You genuinely do not know what that means. A character smiling is not "beanmouth"
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 4:59:58 AM
No.715585726
>>715585660
having functional ears
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 5:00:46 AM
No.715585772
>>715585617
She actually woke him up.
Go back to the Direct and look closely at the root in that shot.
It moves.
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 5:00:55 AM
No.715585781
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 5:01:05 AM
No.715585789
>>715582183
Either DKC2 or Cosmo's Cosmic Adventure was the first videogame I played ever, fuck you.
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 5:01:23 AM
No.715585804
>>715581515
kremlin if he real
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 5:01:24 AM
No.715585805
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 5:01:32 AM
No.715585814
>>715586006
>>715581760
That pretty much lines up with Mario Odyssey, which also had 17 kingdoms. Hopefully each layer is of equal size though, I remember Odyssey having a couple of "Kingdoms" that were just small rooms with a handful of moons and a boss fight.
>>715581453
Now that the dust has settled, I believe you owe VoidCo an apology just because they werenβt him
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 5:03:29 AM
No.715585919
think im trading in my ps5 tomorrow for a switch 2
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 5:03:48 AM
No.715585946
>>715586618
>>715585660
listen to pauline and listen to a mori calliope stream or song and get back to me you fucking retard
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 5:03:56 AM
No.715585952
>>715585859
I never dissed them, I like them a lot, I just didn't think void kong looked like final boss material
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 5:03:57 AM
No.715585953
>>715585617
You can see K. Rool behind her!! He was in front of our eyes since the Direct last month!
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 5:04:09 AM
No.715585963
>>715592614
>>715581453
The gangplank galleon remix better be kino
will they explain k roolβs return?
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 5:04:37 AM
No.715585995
>>715585859
I actually do like these goobers a lot and even if K. Rool wasn't in the game they'd still be leagues above Tiki Tong and Lord Fredrick. Hopefully we'll see more of them in the future.
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 5:04:56 AM
No.715586006
>>715585814
Cloud and ruined yeah. And lost island and the lake and other worlds were kinda smallish too
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 5:05:07 AM
No.715586014
>>715585587
The opening of gangplank galleon is iconic
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 5:05:08 AM
No.715586016
>>715586108
>>715586217
>>715585691
How is it that modern Nintendo is so shit at picking out good voice actors for their characters, but knocked it out of the park with Mario and other older characters? Even the older voices like german Wario and Mario 64 Peach were so much better then the shit we get now.
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 5:05:16 AM
No.715586023
>>715581534
no YOU fuck off instead FAGGOT!
>>715585691
Nintendo Today video from yesterday confirmed shartline language can be changed in settings
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 5:05:56 AM
No.715586073
Sigh
Somehow
K. Rool returned
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 5:06:06 AM
No.715586081
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 5:06:32 AM
No.715586108
>>715586040
That is good at least, I'll be switching to japanese instantly.
>>715586016
I definitely have not warmed up to the new Mario cast yet either.
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 5:07:37 AM
No.715586170
>>715586040
I wonβt allow you to refer to my daughter by that word
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 5:08:15 AM
No.715586217
>>715586270
>>715586016
I don't know about that, I still dislike most of the new cast. Rosalina especially is fucking rough.
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 5:08:33 AM
No.715586238
>>715586274
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 5:08:44 AM
No.715586246
>>715586361
>>715585990
Somehow, K Rool returned
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 5:09:03 AM
No.715586270
>>715586361
>>715586217
Anon he said the new stuff sucks compared to the old stuff
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 5:09:08 AM
No.715586274
>>715586516
>>715586238
Dude, shut up.
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 5:09:17 AM
No.715586284
>>715586040
If it becomes too grating, I hope you can turn it off entirely. That one leaked review didn't seem bothered by it, thoughbeit. It'd have to be a special sort of awful for me to go that far and I've played the US dub of Xenoblade 2.
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 5:09:33 AM
No.715586296
>>715590635
>>715585859
Why? I never hated them. I'm even glad it looks like Void Kong is his own dude and not just a magic K. Rool disguise. Still think he should have been called Empty Kong, though.
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 5:09:36 AM
No.715586297
Where's the snake?
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 5:09:38 AM
No.715586305
>>715586360
>>715583241
Poppy Kong is so fucking sexy
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 5:10:13 AM
No.715586343
>>715585990
He hid in the planets core to escape getting yeeted into the Microsoft dimension.
>>715586305
she is a fucking monkey dude
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 5:10:29 AM
No.715586361
>>715586246
They can fly now?! (Kopters away)
>>715586270
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 5:10:44 AM
No.715586372
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 5:11:12 AM
No.715586398
>>715586360
a sexy monkey
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 5:11:23 AM
No.715586408
>>715583369
wear those colors in public then faggot, I bet you won't, bitch nigger
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 5:11:25 AM
No.715586414
>>715586639
>>715581453
Wait THATS KING K ROOL
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 5:12:06 AM
No.715586459
>>715586570
>>715586595
I'm partly hoping the direct after Bananza's release that we get a DK focused DLC for MKW with the Void Co crew, K. Rool, Diddy, Dixie, and Cranky. Unrealistic I know, but damn would really be a solid way to capitalize on the new game.
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 5:12:54 AM
No.715586510
>>715582183
im 29 and grew up with DK64 and DKC on GBC. kys faggot
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 5:12:58 AM
No.715586516
>>715586623
>>715586274
I didn't post that one.
It looks like some other Anons might think my theory makes sense, and perhaps you are the only one who is complaining.
I have apologized, I have accepted other theories, and I have provided arguments.
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 5:13:23 AM
No.715586541
>>715586360
well I'm fucking monkey too
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 5:13:38 AM
No.715586553
>>715585208
>malding about GODri OUTTA NOWHERE
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 5:13:46 AM
No.715586561
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 5:13:51 AM
No.715586570
>>715586459
considering DK and Pauline's only have one costume each I think more DK content coming is very likely
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 5:14:02 AM
No.715586575
>>715586650
>>715586779
when do reviews start pouring in
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 5:14:32 AM
No.715586595
>>715586459
At the very least I expect there will probably be some DK and Pauline costumes cause they both only have one alternate one currently.
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 5:14:48 AM
No.715586618
>>715585946
why are you leaking piss?
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 5:14:52 AM
No.715586623
>>715587041
>>715586516
>and perhaps you are the only one who is complaining.
he's not
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 5:15:08 AM
No.715586639
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 5:15:17 AM
No.715586650
>>715586575
Probably like 6 hours from now
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 5:15:59 AM
No.715586697
>>715583850
yeah, not really sure what's up with the recent "jungle beat was bad, actually!" revisionism. shit was so cash.
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 5:16:30 AM
No.715586738
>>715586941
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 5:16:32 AM
No.715586741
>>715586895
>>715581453
Nice AI slop you got there
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 5:16:43 AM
No.715586753
>>715581453
>The Power of the Sages can no longer reach you
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 5:16:51 AM
No.715586763
>>715581515
I knew it. I was saying weeks ago βit doesnβt seem right that itβs gonna be only Void Co. A plot saying that the core has something special is a sign of a different true final bossβ hell yeah.
I might just buy the Aussie eshop release to play early now lol
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 5:17:11 AM
No.715586778
>>715586831
>>715587038
Do any of you guys remember K. Rool from King of Swing and/or Jungle Climber?
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 5:17:12 AM
No.715586779
>>715586916
>>715586575
Pros
>Donkey Kong has never felt better to control
>Fun, fast, open worlds
>soundtrack is visually stunning
Cons
>Story takes a backseat to strange platforming
>Pauline is a vocal minority of women
>Price tag makes the game feel like a chore to play through
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 5:17:59 AM
No.715586831
>>715586778
yeah. they were aight. jungle climber was ugly as fuck though
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 5:18:13 AM
No.715586846
>>715585150
no it really isnt also
>Snoy calling anything woke
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 5:18:52 AM
No.715586887
>>715585990
K. Rool and the kremlings build a time machine to attempt to take over the world before DK was born but they go back too far and arrive right before the meteor that killed the dinosaurs hits and they parish with them. That meteor was actually a shooting star that grants wishes and gets stuck in the earth's core and a golden banana seed that K. Rool brought back with him starts to grow around it. Pauline sings at what all the characters think is the earth's core but is actually K. Rool, Void tries to get his wish but K. Rools wish is granted instead(he wanted himself and all the kremlings to be alive again) because his corpse was touching the banadium root
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 5:18:55 AM
No.715586891
Do we know what happens to void Kong or wizpig yet?
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 5:18:57 AM
No.715586893
>>715587012
>>715581453
Please please please give us a kaiju fight
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 5:18:58 AM
No.715586895
>>715587740
>>715586741
you posted this already
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 5:19:01 AM
No.715586898
>>715584028
>It got old even in the target kiosk I played
Literally not a single person has said that
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 5:19:10 AM
No.715586916
>>715587043
>>715586779
>Pauline is a vocal minority of women
My "Journo to human being" translator is on the fritz. I can't make heads or tails of this statement.
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 5:19:34 AM
No.715586941
>>715587221
>>715586738
Man i want to hear his voice in the game. Kinda pissed its just gonna be gibberish though.
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 5:19:46 AM
No.715586957
>>715585272
that would actually contribute to more sales
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 5:20:13 AM
No.715586990
>>715581453
Hmm yeah that looks pretty legit.
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 5:20:40 AM
No.715587012
>>715586893
If this is in the game I'll release the Epstein files
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 5:20:47 AM
No.715587021
>>715585448
belly button...
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 5:21:04 AM
No.715587038
>>715586778
I remember the 2nd one having some good music.
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 5:21:08 AM
No.715587041
>>715587112
>>715586623
Ok, there were people on here talking about "Mario and Pauline's daughter" before I showed up in early May.
Check the archive.
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 5:21:10 AM
No.715587043
>>715586916
it's nonsense, I think the writer just broke
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 5:21:25 AM
No.715587054
>>715582183
The DKC SNES bundle was my first Nintendo console. We had a Genesis and even a CD-I, but my parents picked up on how much I preferred the SNES at Kindercare.
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 5:21:46 AM
No.715587080
IF WE
TIP THE SCALE
I'LL SEND THEM ALL TO JUNGLE JAIL
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 5:22:17 AM
No.715587112
>>715587041
don't care, you're an especially obnoxious faggot about it
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 5:22:41 AM
No.715587135
Voids wish is to turn all humans into monkeys so he can rule over them. He attempts to chronologically reverse the humans of new donk city with his magic but it just turns them into kids so he turns them into rocks until he can get to the core to get his wish. Pauline has to reach the core to return everyone to normal
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 5:23:01 AM
No.715587151
>>715585691
For real, why can't Nintendo hire competent English voice actors? It's fucking 2025, there's better english voice acting in gacha games; they don't have any real excuses here.
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 5:23:33 AM
No.715587175
>>715588893
who would win
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 5:23:45 AM
No.715587189
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 5:24:17 AM
No.715587221
>>715586941
Jurota Kosugi is probably too expensive but if they get Campbell or whoever did his voice in the Paon games to record the gibberish that would still be above expectation
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 5:24:57 AM
No.715587256
>>715587141
>Voids wish is to turn all humans into monkeys
This is ridiculous lore. How could Marios evolve from monkeys yet monkeys are still around
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 5:26:27 AM
No.715587339
>>715582183
speak for yourself fagola, DKC1 was my first game at 4 years old
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 5:26:33 AM
No.715587347
>>715587141
Does he use a modified Super Scope to accomplish this?
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 5:27:11 AM
No.715587381
>>715588790
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 5:27:46 AM
No.715587420
>>715587505
>>715587141
the klobbers better have the same or an updated version of their DKC2 sound
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nqn83j2CpYA
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 5:27:50 AM
No.715587425
>>715587570
>>715587141
Isn't this the plot of the 1993 Mario movie? Either way nice fanfic
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 5:27:50 AM
No.715587426
>>715587570
>>715587141
>Voids wish is to turn all humans into monkeys so he can rule over them. He attempts to chronologically reverse the humans of new donk city with his magic
So they're taking ideas from the live-action Super Mario Bros. movie I see?
Damn, never expected the plot to be so crazy. It's nice to see Nintendo giving a damn about story and characters for a change, even though all of it sounds so insanely out there.
>>715587420
I would love it, but im kinda doubting they will bring back any of the iconic Rare era sound effects.
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 5:30:22 AM
No.715587570
>>715587425
>>715587426
>the last level is Kremhattan.
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 5:30:48 AM
No.715587598
>>715587881
>>715587505
I'll legitimately be a little miffed if the kremling "ONK!" when they get bopped isn't included.
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 5:32:28 AM
No.715587697
>>715583241
If I were Void Kong I'd be spending less time drilling to the earth's core and more time drilling Poppy Kong's core
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 5:32:51 AM
No.715587730
>>715587505
Someone on Famiboards said
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KWQ34SGBtVU is in but I have zero clue how much weight that holds
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 5:33:00 AM
No.715587740
>>715586895
NDS has taken full effect
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 5:33:20 AM
No.715587751
>>715587805
>>715587812
so how long until the game is out again
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 5:34:01 AM
No.715587789
>>715587141
Man invented the fountain of youth as a side effect for an evil scheme. And instead of getting rich on immortality magic he squanders it all on said hare-brained scheme.
...So typical CEO, then.
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 5:34:13 AM
No.715587805
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 5:34:19 AM
No.715587812
>>715587751
probably tomorrow late at night in the US
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 5:35:14 AM
No.715587860
>>715588002
>>715585005
Why do they keep trying to push her
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 5:35:20 AM
No.715587864
>>715587505
I imagine even it's not the same sound effect it'll be something similar, at least for the kritters.
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 5:35:37 AM
No.715587881
>>715589098
>>715587598
K. Rool didn't get the *OGG* in Smash. But Smash is also very weird about iconic sound effects. Especially on the more animal characters.
Ey Chat for real though what's this game called again
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 5:36:01 AM
No.715587897
>>715585670
That's based as hell actually.
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 5:36:37 AM
No.715587938
>>715587889
Donkey's Kong Banana
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 5:37:20 AM
No.715587978
>>715587889
Donk Konk Bonk
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 5:37:21 AM
No.715587979
>>715587889
Super Monkey Ball
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 5:37:45 AM
No.715588002
>>715588119
>>715588727
>>715587860
you could say the same for pauline
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 5:38:02 AM
No.715588015
>>715582183
I was, I'm glad he's back.
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 5:38:13 AM
No.715588023
>>715582183
I played all of them on GBA, don't act like it's some elusive shit
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 5:38:28 AM
No.715588043
>>715587889
Ape Escape 4 :(
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 5:39:06 AM
No.715588082
>>715587889
Monkey Cuck Buttnanza
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 5:39:11 AM
No.715588087
leak where?
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 5:39:46 AM
No.715588119
>>715588002
Except this time itβs working
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 5:41:08 AM
No.715588196
>>715588145
stop posting your fanfic it's been disproven by the actual leaks
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 5:41:11 AM
No.715588197
>>715588145
no it isn't
a few things lining up doesn't make fanfic true
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 5:41:45 AM
No.715588231
>>715588189
can't believe the wokey kong meme got destroyed by the leaks
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 5:42:14 AM
No.715588256
>>715588145
Whoever made this leak actually got Void Kong's motivation completely backwards if
>>715587141 is true which is pretty funny.
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 5:42:29 AM
No.715588268
>>715588381
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 5:42:39 AM
No.715588276
>>715588480
>>715589360
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 5:42:45 AM
No.715588280
>>715588268
>Wokey Kong Troonanza
>Beating e33
LOL
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 5:44:33 AM
No.715588382
what is it about this game that caused so many schizos to post their fanfics as canon
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 5:44:58 AM
No.715588401
>>715588189
>perchance
I kekβd
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 5:45:01 AM
No.715588404
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 5:45:50 AM
No.715588442
>>715588381
>muh Persona 5 with good voice acting
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 5:46:35 AM
No.715588480
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 5:46:45 AM
No.715588493
>>715587889
Donkey Dong Leaking Cum
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 5:48:14 AM
No.715588573
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 5:48:20 AM
No.715588580
>>715581453
This is an infinitely better version of Mario Odyssey having the Waluigi costume to canonize him, based devs.
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 5:48:37 AM
No.715588601
>>715588189
this reminds me of a kelly cartoon for some reason
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 5:48:44 AM
No.715588608
>>715587889
Donk Konk Costanza
*gets 96 on Metacritic*
can't stand yaa
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 5:50:07 AM
No.715588678
>>715588990
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 5:51:05 AM
No.715588727
>>715588002
Pauline was largely neglected for decades until odyssey put her in the spot light again. Beyond spinoffs this is her literal 3rd main appearance in a Mario game and 2nd in a DK game.
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 5:51:23 AM
No.715588742
>>715586360
go look up what humans are
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 5:51:32 AM
No.715588757
>>715587889
Konkey kong konangza
>>715588381
donkey kong bananza is not woke at all
where did this meme come from?
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 5:52:14 AM
No.715588790
>>715587381
Underrated classic, can't wait for the next non-Space Jam Looney Tunes movie next year.
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 5:53:13 AM
No.715588834
>>715588762
Woke/tranny/etc. is just the 2020s synonym for "gay"
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 5:53:41 AM
No.715588852
>>715588901
>>715588950
>>715588189
getting the G is supposed to be a big brain play?
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 5:54:10 AM
No.715588872
>>715588762
The evil Dr. E, whose main objective is to spam garbage on the catalog, and pretends to hate Nintendo.
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 5:54:32 AM
No.715588893
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 5:54:38 AM
No.715588901
>>715588998
>>715590292
>>715588852
no, it's just a retard who makes these
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 5:55:27 AM
No.715588950
>>715588852
The bigger issue is that setup described there doesn't even exist in either of DKC1's minecart levels.
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 5:55:34 AM
No.715588956
>>715588762
bananas are for faggots
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 5:56:23 AM
No.715588990
>>715588678
she lost her personality...
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 5:56:32 AM
No.715588998
>>715589071
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 5:56:58 AM
No.715589014
One day until the performance issues hemorrhage Nintendo stocks as bad as the cpu bottlenecks on GameCube games
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 5:57:02 AM
No.715589023
>>715588762
woke, tranny and other new buzzwords are just the newfag way of putting fag at the end of something. and nobody really cares or uses it too because they're either also newfags or have left the site after one of its many fuckups.
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 5:57:48 AM
No.715589071
>>715589483
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 5:57:54 AM
No.715589076
>>715581763
I think Donkey Kongβs design has sucked since 1994 and the new one and expressions are a welcome change
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 5:58:11 AM
No.715589098
>>715587881
they kept klaptrap's death noise in the assist trophy, didnt they
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 5:58:29 AM
No.715589114
>>715589297
>>715585859
I always stood behind poppy kong
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 5:59:20 AM
No.715589162
>>715589243
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 6:00:08 AM
No.715589197
>>715587889
Kongker's Bad Fur Day.
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 6:00:50 AM
No.715589225
>>715582183
Emulators, duh?
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 6:01:18 AM
No.715589243
>>715589293
>>715589162
Whatβs she looking at
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 6:02:07 AM
No.715589276
>>715582183
>had DK64 on N64
>neighbours across the road had DKC on the SNES
>would go over and play it constantly
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 6:02:24 AM
No.715589293
>>715589243
my konkey dong
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 6:02:28 AM
No.715589297
>>715589114
I also stand behind her while sheβs bent over
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 6:02:49 AM
No.715589323
>>715589362
>>715582183
BECAUSE I'M A GOOOD DAMN OBESE FURFAGGOT
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 6:03:36 AM
No.715589360
>>715588276
This made me realize that Rool and the Kremlings are most likely going to be the DK movie.
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 6:03:37 AM
No.715589362
>>715589993
>>715589323
VAMOS A CULEARNOS!
part of the final boss cutscene got leaked on discord
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 6:05:03 AM
No.715589432
Now that the dust has settled..... Se divierten al estar prendidos en fuego?
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 6:05:58 AM
No.715589480
>>715589536
>>715589568
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 6:06:01 AM
No.715589483
>>715589071
your pussy is so tight
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 6:06:07 AM
No.715589489
>>715589629
>>715581749
Say it out loud really fast
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 6:07:02 AM
No.715589531
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 6:07:07 AM
No.715589536
>>715589480
I bet those feet are so funky
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 6:07:50 AM
No.715589568
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 6:07:53 AM
No.715589570
>>715589945
>>715590141
>Family friend had a SNES
>Donkey Country 2 and Yoshi's Island
>Always used to boot up DKC2
>could never get anywhere
>used to tantrum when dying to Zinger's
>would never let me play and instead make up these fucking crazy songs about the lore of Yoshi's Island to the tune of DKC2 songs
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PKwJBt7FkgQ
>"yoshi's on the isle, he's getting the eee--gggg. first he was in mario world and now hes in a new ggaaaaaame"
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 6:08:09 AM
No.715589586
>>715589414
KEKβd so hard
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 6:08:58 AM
No.715589629
>>715589489
Petey F Files
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 6:09:03 AM
No.715589636
>>715589414
What REALLY happened on that island, DK...
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 6:09:35 AM
No.715589658
>>715589940
So nowβs a good time to play the snes games right?
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 6:09:48 AM
No.715589673
>>715589414
>not DK burrowing Epstein out
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 6:10:15 AM
No.715589689
>>715587889
Meet N' Fuck Kingdom, Steve!
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 6:11:27 AM
No.715589745
>>715589849
>>715589917
>>715589414
what's with all the epstein related ai gifs and webms i've been seeing recently?
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 6:12:31 AM
No.715589794
>>715587889
El Pais de: El Simio Mariconazo
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 6:12:33 AM
No.715589795
>>715584689
Cranky is senile and cannot be trusted
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 6:13:13 AM
No.715589827
>>715590032
>>715581453
Am I really gonna spend $520 on one game because of an obese crocodile from my childhood?
lmao no
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 6:13:32 AM
No.715589849
>>715590124
>>715589745
Itβs the most obvious coverup in history and the prison footage has about 3 mins missing. The memes are what the missing 3 minutes contains
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 6:13:42 AM
No.715589858
How much is "a couple hours"?
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 6:13:45 AM
No.715589862
Did DK show K Rool his dong and that's why he hates him?
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 6:14:43 AM
No.715589917
>>715590124
>>715589745
You got any space for rent under that rock you're living under?
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 6:15:08 AM
No.715589938
>>715589826
That's truly awful
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 6:15:14 AM
No.715589940
>>715589658
>he didnt replay DKC 1 and 2, as well as Returns and/or TP, a loop of arcade DK/DK Jr, and DK94, nor watched video essays about DK64 or Banjo Kazooie
You are not ready for Bananza, do your homework first
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 6:15:25 AM
No.715589945
>>715590141
>>715589570
>>could never get anywhere
I remember getting stuck in a loop of playing gangplank galleon and crococdile cauldron because i would always gameover before getting to Wrinkly in krem quay
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 6:16:32 AM
No.715589993
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 6:16:43 AM
No.715590002
>>715589826
Makes you appreciate the actual design far more seeing this.
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 6:16:44 AM
No.715590004
>>715582183
Wrong. I was born in 93 and grew up playing the dkc games. I owned dkc 2, and rented 1 and 3. DK64 was my first n64 game when I finally got one because I loved DK so much. I wanted k rool so bad in smash and sperged out when he was revealed. I have been praying for k rools return. And I finally got what I wanted. True DK fans made this game.
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 6:17:23 AM
No.715590032
>>715590173
>>715589827
You're gonna miss out on experiencing the reveal
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 6:17:37 AM
No.715590043
>>715590251
You guys thought he wasn't gonna be in? I was referenced in Odyssey...lol
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 6:18:04 AM
No.715590067
>>715582183
I'm a 24-year-old zoomer, but grew up with the GBA ports of the original trilogy.
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 6:18:10 AM
No.715590073
>>715590112
38/40 from Famitsu
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 6:19:04 AM
No.715590112
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 6:19:03 AM
No.715590113
>>715590435
this gameplay is the fire
FIRST SCORE HAS DROPPED
Famitsu: 38/40
For comparison:
Super Mario Odyssey: 39/40
Astrobot: 36/40
Kirby and the Forgotten Land: 36/40
Super Mario Bros. Wonder: 36/40
source:
https://nintendoeverything.com/famitsu-review-scores-july-16-2025-first-score-for-donkey-kong-bananza/
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 6:19:19 AM
No.715590124
>>715589849
>>715589917
shit, i never looked too hard into it so i guess i am living under a rock for it. thought it was another aifag forced meme thing like how there's still a fucking ai general up so my bad.
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 6:19:37 AM
No.715590141
>>715589570
I would have killed your family friend, would've absolutely chimped out. Glad I stopped being an angry autismo.
>>715589945
I was stuck on Web Woods until I was almost 6 but finally beat it by going incredibly slowly. After that, rest of the game felt like a cake walk, except Chain Link Chamber and Animal Antics. I played way too much vidya.
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 6:20:06 AM
No.715590173
>>715590032
I already witnessed the reveal on famiboards
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 6:20:15 AM
No.715590181
>>715590115
Yeah that 95 minimum is looking more likely
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 6:20:37 AM
No.715590195
>>715590402
King K. Rool was always a stupid character.
They should have put in Kaptain K. Rool, now he was a cool villain.
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 6:21:44 AM
No.715590242
>>715590115
my god. The return of the KING.
I KNEEL
GOTY 2025 CONFIRMED
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 6:21:54 AM
No.715590251
>>715590043
The amount of references to DKC in a goddamn Mario game was enough evidence for me to believe K rool would be back because the team are clearly DKC fans.
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 6:22:09 AM
No.715590263
>>715590372
I'm stuck, guys. Anyone know when the Nintendo Power issue for this game comes out.
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 6:22:17 AM
No.715590270
>>715590115
>one score lower than odyssey
its over...
>>715590115
Remove Nintendo bonus
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 6:22:30 AM
No.715590285
>>715590352
>>715582183
bruh Iβll be 40 in a few months
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 6:22:35 AM
No.715590292
>>715590346
>>715588901
Whoβs making these,anyways?
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 6:23:23 AM
No.715590334
>>715590543
Man, I hope they put Jungle Beat on the NSO app. Haven't played that one since I was a kid.
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 6:23:38 AM
No.715590346
>>715590292
Some anon who said that /v/ trying to make the DK redesign political was really funny
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 6:23:48 AM
No.715590351
>>715590274
30/40 no bonus
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 6:23:48 AM
No.715590352
>>715590552
>>715590285
>40 year old using zoomer lingo
unless you are northernlion press x to doubt
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 6:24:07 AM
No.715590364
>>715589414
>this is what weβre burning the planet up for
I hate you people
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 6:24:13 AM
No.715590372
>>715590553
>>715590263
>manuals don't exist anymore so the team can't make a manual where cranky reminisces about the good old days
BRING MANUALS BACK FUCK
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 6:24:21 AM
No.715590383
>>715590610
>>715590215
Rare dk looks the worst
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 6:24:51 AM
No.715590402
>>715590443
>>715590195
When I was a kid I legit thought the 4 K.Rools were actually different. Brothers or something.
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 6:25:04 AM
No.715590410
>>715590454
>>715590274
less than 5 min to say it
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 6:25:34 AM
No.715590428
>>715590616
>>715590659
>>715590215
So they came up with the redesign somewhere in the middle of development, right? The switch 1 development screenshot they have shown has Rare DK
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 6:25:42 AM
No.715590435
>>715590113
The pink-haired mommy on the bottom left is cute!
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 6:25:52 AM
No.715590443
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 6:26:08 AM
No.715590454
>>715590514
>>715590568
>>715590410
>He still thinks the Nintendo bonus isn't real
retard
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 6:27:25 AM
No.715590514
>>715590454
>He still thinks there's a "Nintendo bonus"
Schizo
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 6:27:53 AM
No.715590542
>>715590274
Famitsu is nice to any Japanese publisher. Anything below a 35 implies it's either polarizing or not good.
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 6:27:54 AM
No.715590543
>>715590334
What if Nintendo sells S2 peripheral GameCube bongos to go with it.
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 6:27:56 AM
No.715590545
>>715584284
don't be so harsh on yourself :(
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 6:28:07 AM
No.715590552
>>715591619
>>715590352
>bruh
>zoomer lingo
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 6:28:10 AM
No.715590553
>>715590841
>>715591291
>>715590372
The devs should have pushed for that for this release, but to be honest, idk if the jap manuals even had this element. Maybe if Cranky made comments on your status screen, like commenting on your inventory or how few collectibles you have grabbed.
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 6:28:13 AM
No.715590556
So where the fuck are all the other reviews, or do i really have to wait 8 hours for them?
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 6:28:29 AM
No.715590568
>>715590705
>>715590454
I'm actually curious what games you think are most undeserving. Games like Odyssey, BOTW, and TOTK will all be played a million times more into the future. Cope about it.
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 6:28:48 AM
No.715590582
>THE NINTENDO BONUS...!
>THE NINTENDO BONUS IS REAAAAAAL!!!
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 6:29:12 AM
No.715590610
>>715590383
Middle one looks the lamest, the other two offer two vastly different styles.
>>715590428
THEY ENSHITTIFIED THE FUCKING UI
I HATE MINIMALISTIC INTERFACES
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 6:29:41 AM
No.715590635
>>715586296
I think he doesnβt share the naming conventions with the others just because he will be the only real evil Kong of the group.
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 6:30:09 AM
No.715590654
>>715592715
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 6:30:12 AM
No.715590659
>>715590696
>>715590428
>The switch 1 development screenshot they have shown has Rare DK
Link?
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 6:30:20 AM
No.715590664
>>715589414
>not posting the leaked gameplay
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 6:30:33 AM
No.715590681
>>715590616
top soul bottom soulless
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 6:30:46 AM
No.715590696
>>715590568
Odyssey, botw and totk are all the worst of their series. kys zoomer faggot.
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 6:31:42 AM
No.715590749
>>715590891
>>715590705
Yet will still be played a million times more in the future by people other than you. Time to cope.
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 6:31:57 AM
No.715590759
>>715590705
>Posted it again award
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 6:32:58 AM
No.715590803
>>715590115
UHOH ASTROKEKS! DON'T LOOK!
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 6:33:49 AM
No.715590841
>>715591113
>>715590553
would've been fucking kino, also a fun way to possibly poke at what games do nowadays compared to way back during the 16 bit era
>Maybe I was being too hard on you on the Super Nintendo, all this stuff's making me nearly have a stroke!
>I would've made fun of you outside the game, but apparently manuals don't exist anymore! how are people gonna know what this game's about, or even how to read if they can't learn about the game?
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 6:33:54 AM
No.715590848
>>715590891
>>715590927
>>715590705
oh no
bro went into the webm folder
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 6:34:37 AM
No.715590891
>>715590981
>>715592796
>>715590749
>lots of people have bad taste
I don't care
>>715590848
Tell me you're a zoomer without telling me you're a zoomer
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 6:35:13 AM
No.715590927
>>715590848
>bro [insult]
leave this site zoomzoom
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 6:35:48 AM
No.715590954
still one day before it comes out and you are already fuming sonny
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 6:36:13 AM
No.715590976
Few more hours until the Kiwis can drop the spoiler nukes
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 6:36:19 AM
No.715590981
>>715591021
>>715590891
>Posted another one again award
What even is this power?! Denial-kun... you persistence is as impressive as your retardation!
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 6:36:53 AM
No.715591016
>i remember seeing these webms at least 2 years ago
I applaud the commitment, but you're very evidently mentally ill
>>715590981
you are losing and getting raped
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 6:38:21 AM
No.715591082
>>715591213
>>715591021
Cry about it boi
this big monkey dick penetrating your little metal astro anus
SOON
SONY WILL KNOW WHO OWNS PLATFORMING
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 6:38:39 AM
No.715591098
>>715591217
>TotK gets brought up
>thread immediately gets worse
I swear this game lives rent free in some fag's heads.
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 6:38:42 AM
No.715591102
>>715591213
>>715591021
i hate TOTK but you have met your pitiful end eric
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 6:38:49 AM
No.715591107
>>715588189
DELETE THIS!!!!
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 6:38:57 AM
No.715591113
>>715590841
>What do you mean this game is portable? How are they supposed to sell you an inferior version for your handheld system in a few months time?
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 6:40:20 AM
No.715591180
>>715591213
>>715591021
Eric please collect yourself, there is no raping going on where I'm at. Now simmer down and drink some chocolate milk, it'll help the copium go down smooth
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 6:41:05 AM
No.715591213
>>715591396
>>715591082
>>715591102
>>715591180
you fucking lost Darren you fucking obese NIGGER
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 6:41:11 AM
No.715591217
>>715591098
Thread's already reached bump limit anyways so there's not much left to poison with webm spam
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 6:42:39 AM
No.715591291
>>715590553
DK64's Japanese site was written from Cranky's perspective
He was depicted as the arcade DK sprite, btw
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 6:42:57 AM
No.715591303
>>715591418
>Famitsu score gets posted
>The usual sperg goes full retard
Tomorrow is going to be a wild day
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 6:44:57 AM
No.715591390
>>715591021
You know that after the launch window most stream numbers for single-player games are going to be carried by one or two massive streamers, right? The fact the game's still getting over a hundred viewers at nearly any given point is still strong. Sony's own big single player releases in the last few years are only slightly above this amount, and guess what? The big exception is TLOUII's rushed remaster that's being carried by a single person with 7k views right now.
Anyway, here's Spider-Man 2, a game that released not far off of Tears of the Kingdom, lagging behind it by over 150 views. Might want to think more next time!
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 6:45:01 AM
No.715591396
>>715591213
Pre-Thursday melty? It's a beautiful day the neighborhood
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 6:45:22 AM
No.715591418
>>715591487
>>715591828
>>715591303
no one cares about famitsu, cultist tranny nigger
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 6:46:51 AM
No.715591487
>>715591418
We know the mere mention of Famitsu makes you melt harder than the PS5's liquid metal, monkey, but a score is a score.
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 6:46:57 AM
No.715591491
>>715591562
>>715591616
I see Nintendo fans have their own "Barry" to deal with.
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 6:48:24 AM
No.715591562
>>715591491
Shits up every thread whenever Famitsu is mentioned. He's apparently a Xenofag though? Something like that
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 6:49:08 AM
No.715591605
>>715591828
>>715591906
>Pre-Thursday melty? It's a beautiful day the neighborhood
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 6:49:19 AM
No.715591616
>>715591491
Every single Famitsu sales thread, Eric posts the same four or five cherry-picked articles from a year or two ago talking about how random PS5 releases sold well at launch. It's so bizarre, and my only question is whether it's more fanboy cult mentality or just general lack of intelligence on his part.
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 6:49:23 AM
No.715591619
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 6:50:10 AM
No.715591662
>>715591828
>>715591906
>We know the mere mention of Famitsu makes you melt harder than the PS5's liquid metal, monkey, but a score is a score.
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 6:50:56 AM
No.715591709
looks like he caved.
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 6:51:44 AM
No.715591748
>>715591801
>Posting shartyjaks
Yep, he's going apeshit
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 6:52:01 AM
No.715591767
>>715591828
>>715591906
>looks like he caved.
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 6:52:13 AM
No.715591780
prosafia just hit publish and save us from this hell
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 6:52:34 AM
No.715591801
>>715591748
You could even say he's going bananas
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 6:52:38 AM
No.715591804
>Troon posting immediately begins when all the SAARS are awake
Somebody nuke India for the fucking love of God! Idk how to filter these street shitters.
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 6:52:55 AM
No.715591817
>>715591952
>>715592006
Jaks are usually my favorite tell of someone being a newfag whose opinions are likely worth ignoring, but the irony is that I believe Eric's been shitting up this site for years now, right? KWAB
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 6:53:06 AM
No.715591828
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 6:54:31 AM
No.715591896
>You are mentally ill.
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 6:54:38 AM
No.715591906
>>715591998
>>715591605
>>715591662
>>715591767
The irony of posting anti-tranny shartyjaks and being a Sony shill at the same time is not lost on me at all.
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 6:55:32 AM
No.715591952
>>715592127
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 6:56:25 AM
No.715591994
WHERE'S THE PAULOLI AI SLOPPA? SOMEONE REPOST THE ARCHIVE, I MISSED IT
>>715591906
About that....
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 6:56:47 AM
No.715592006
>>715591817
it's funny how it's what almost all these guys do too, they get so unbelievably assmad they start spamming because someone dares challenge their retarded shitposting on the internet.
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 6:58:16 AM
No.715592070
>>715592116
>>715591998
>cherrypicking
How retarded do you have to be to bother making compilations like this anyway?
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 6:59:03 AM
No.715592116
>>715592208
>>715592320
>>715592070
>t-t-t-that doesn't count!!!
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 6:59:18 AM
No.715592127
>>715591952
What in the fuck does that mean? Newfags, I swear.
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 6:59:42 AM
No.715592152
>>715591998
That ZESTY niggo turned out the least bad.
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 7:00:45 AM
No.715592197
>>715592221
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 7:00:54 AM
No.715592208
>>715592116
These are already less embarrassing than most of the first batch, and one of them's reused as well. Maybe you should go back to posting about video games instead. That would be nice.
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 7:01:08 AM
No.715592221
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 7:02:58 AM
No.715592306
>>715592426
Just a reminder that Sony supports filling the country with gay, HIV-positive immigrants. Just thought that is an interesting detail
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 7:03:18 AM
No.715592320
>>715592116
would smash all but the bottom and middle on the right
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 7:03:38 AM
No.715592339
>>715592393
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 7:04:24 AM
No.715592393
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 7:05:05 AM
No.715592426
>>715592306
Japanese
Jewish
both start with J
Coincidence?
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 7:05:23 AM
No.715592442
>>715592479
It must be sad being a Sony cultist. You barely get any games, so you have to spend your time with BS like this instead of playing or even discussing video games.
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 7:06:02 AM
No.715592479
>>715592442
And even in off-topic bullshit he gets btfo'd lol
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 7:06:35 AM
No.715592506
Uhhh...what's going on in this thread? Is that THE...you know who?
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 7:06:40 AM
No.715592512
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 7:07:40 AM
No.715592561
>>715592629
Before this thread dies and/or faggots post more trannyshit can someone link to the uncropped credits screenshot here
>>715582191
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 7:07:42 AM
No.715592565
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 7:08:02 AM
No.715592576
>>715592673
>>715592837
Wow itβs really just ONE guy shitting up every thread
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 7:08:44 AM
No.715592614
>>715585963
Nah, give me Crocodile Cacophony.
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 7:09:00 AM
No.715592629
>>715592680
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 7:09:51 AM
No.715592673
>>715592576
You'd be surprised just how common it is, one schizo devoted to shitting up a series of threads. Far, far likelier than many would think...
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 7:10:00 AM
No.715592680
>>715592776
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 7:10:39 AM
No.715592702
>>715586360
You're damn right she's a Fucking monkey.
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 7:11:02 AM
No.715592715
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 7:12:14 AM
No.715592776
>>715592680
You're welcome.
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 7:12:26 AM
No.715592796
>>715590891
You are fourty and balding. Find better things to care about.
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 7:13:21 AM
No.715592837
>>715592576
you'd be fucking shocked how common it is for any type of thread on this board.
>talk about video games? some guy probably has a hateboner for them
>talk about /v/ related stuff like /v/3, retardy, ect.? someone will try and ruin all the fun
>non video games or something that can also be on a different board? someone will link those boards and be mad about it (unless it's /pol/shit, keep that to it's fucking board)
definitru not a nintendo gaijin kirrer ninja
7/16/2025, 7:13:51 AM
No.715592868
>>715593060
>>715581453
ANTIRARE FAGS ARE IN SHAMBLES RIGHT NOW
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 7:17:42 AM
No.715593060
>>715593287
>>715593407
>>715592868
I was never antirare, more just a neutral skeptic. I told you guys if it was real I'd be happy for you, and I am. It's awesome that they're bringing back K. Rool, I was just slightly concerned people were getting misled by bad actors especially with how weird the "discord leakers" were acting. After seeing this one though it's enough to convince me it was all real. That combined with the Elephant design lining up with the UI from the other leaks seals the deal. Congrats RareCHADS, this is a huge win and it was never my intent to cause any trouble.
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 7:17:42 AM
No.715593061
>>715593215
>>715581453
Why is K. Rool so based even so many years later?
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 7:18:31 AM
No.715593103
>>715590616
Having control promos permanently on screen is stupif actually. I also prefer the new kinda tribal Bananza Form symbols to the DK heads.
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 7:19:32 AM
No.715593143
>>715590215
Rare DK head on Bananza DK body is disgusting.
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 7:20:08 AM
No.715593181
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 7:20:44 AM
No.715593215
>>715593061
>Successful schizo psychopath who's evil just because he can be evil with no ulterior motive save for maybe the fact he hates bananas
>In a time filled with "Misunderstood" faggotry
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 7:20:58 AM
No.715593219
The game is going to get amazing reviews simply because Giant Ape Breaking Shit taps directly into the monkey brain.
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 7:22:02 AM
No.715593267
>>715583808
Poor man's Masuda posting
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 7:22:26 AM
No.715593285
>Still no Snake Bananza
>Still no K Rool boss fight
I'm still waiting for the real leaks
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 7:22:31 AM
No.715593287
>>715593484
>>715593060
>more just a neutral skeptic
you called it "literal droppings"
>I was just slightly concerned
you mean replying to every post even mentioning the leak and telling them it was an obvious fake
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 7:25:33 AM
No.715593407
>>715593484
>>715593060
>"N-no i was never antirare, i was just septic haha"
>He says completely unprompted
Bend over.
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 7:27:17 AM
No.715593484
>>715593718
>>715593287
Hey, it's 4chan. No need to get your panties in a twist. I told you if I was wrong, I'd be happy for you guys and I am. The quality of the images presented were extremely tiny and weren't anything beyond something someone could have faked. Had they presented higher resolution images like we saw here rather than their strange cropped shit, I would have believed it sooner. I really don't understand the behavior of the discord leakers when they could have easily just given us a proper screenshot. I don't understand what the point of cropping things was, then going silent immediately. I guess they were just really scared of getting caught.
>>715593407
What more do you want me to say? I was wrong. You were right. I kneel. I had preordered the game days ago just so you fags know. Whether K. Rool was in it or not REALLY did not effect me, but I didn't like the idea of people being tricked. There's still nothing wrong with being skeptical over leaks!
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 7:30:26 AM
No.715593624
>>715581319 (OP)
girl browsers add me up on discord, tag: jibunw00
if you're into vidya, anime, lolis, and all things artistic/creative, Whether it's PokΓ©mon, Fate, Dragon Quest, limbus company, Danganronpa, Monster Hunter, Final Fantasy, Bravely Default, Fire Emblem,/m/ shows, Kemono, SMT, Mega Man, Sonic,3D SFM, Castlevania, Touhou, or series like monogatari, RWBY, Digimon, Disgaea, and beyond
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 7:32:24 AM
No.715593718
>>715594145
>>715594204
>>715593484
>I was wrong. You were right. I kneel.
we take those, if you could see how smug I can right now
>There's still nothing wrong with being skeptical over leaks!
obviously, but your leakdar is awful, I can tell real leaks from fake leaks with 99% accuracy and I'm not sure how others don't
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 7:40:41 AM
No.715594145
>>715594278
>>715593718
My tendency to lean on "don't believe it even if it does look believeable" comes from a decade straight of Smash fags and their rather convincing leaks, not just the grinch but there were countless other ones and most of them wound up being fake. Not as common a practice these days, and not once did I think AI was involved. I've just seen this situation play out multiple times where everyone gets excited, then they get let down, and with how contentious of a property K. Rool has been strangely missing from the mainline games, I had no idea what to think especially when they have this giant direct and he's nowhere to be seen.
Now I did see there were channels and stuff theorizing at signs pointed towards K. Rool, but in my mind that just all seemed a bit tongue in cheek to have some kind of big hidden reveal for a villain like that. I really thought they'd try and distance themselves more from Kremlins.
I never had a Super Nintendo growing up, so I didn't wind up playing DKC much later. I actually enjoy many rare games, and I think those are some great platformers but never had an attachment to the series like many others, which is why I come off as so detached over the possibility of it. I went through years and years of he's in, he's not in, he's in. After a while I just lean on skepticism.
But yeah for me, the tiny cropped images and it allegedley being from a stream on discord was what really rubbed me the wrong way. It seemed to be capitalizing on people's wants, whereas the Chiense leaker's screenshots I didn't doubt at all. Once I saw the elephant I thought "oh shit". And when I saw the K. Rool statue, yeah I was 100% wrong. Just trying to explain my stubbornness and my way of thinking. So no, I wasn't trolling. When I called the screenshots shit, I wasn't shitting on the design of K. Rool but rather the quality of the screenshots themselves, being so low res. His design IS very similar to smash (not a bad thing)
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 7:41:49 AM
No.715594204
>>715593718
>I can tell real leaks from fake leaks with 99% accuracy
picrel basically
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 7:43:38 AM
No.715594278
>>715594145
>I never had a Super Nintendo growing up
>never had an attachment to the series like many others, which is why I come off as so detached over the possibility of it.
I didn't/don't either