games where you fight the programmer?

you can like shoot romeros head in doom right does that count glory to the CCP

ouch my balls…

>>715593189 (OP)
Cross code

Strife: Quest for the Sigil

>>715593189 (OP)
My Sword Art Online fanfiction made by AI where I cucked Kirito and fucked Asuna in front of him. Then I defeated Kayaba with my fists

>>715593656
that's not nice

Koisneed

FUCK JAYPISS

to whoever started /jp/hu, you've brought upon a terrible blight into this world

Real Life

>>715593189 (OP)
the magic circle

Doom II

>>715593993
I can't stand looking at that place, you know how people say "wahhh you guys are just a drawfag discord chatroom circlejerk" THAT IS WHAT THAT PLACE LITERALLY IS

I blame SHITmata

>>715593993
Woah, /jp/ has people posting on it again? I wonder how many people there know the board used to be /b/ jr.

>>715593189 (OP)
stop posting crypto-CBT propaganda

>>715594843
Stop whining about it and fight back.

>>715593189 (OP)
w-why is she giving me that look?

wat an awful thread

>>715596887
what an awful post

meira

curse you patrick

>>715593189 (OP)
Risen. As a crazy person, who refuses to play on anything but the hardest difficulty, this game throws me for a fucking loop. I can't get a read on the AI. Most other games aren't like this for me, for example in Gothic 1+2 eventually you can memorize the enemy attack patterns and blow through them on a second play-through with the first sword in the game, because you're so competent with the mechanics. In risen it's not like this. Sometimes it's as if the game decides that you're dying, a switch flips in the enemy's head and they suddenly become far more competent, blocking/dodging all of your attacks and strafing behind you to combo you. Sometimes they derp out and don't try to block. Whatever they've done with the AI in that game is enthralling. Every sword fight is unique. You could reload the same fight after dying and the enemies are going to behave completely differently to the last time and they're probably going to kick your ass. Late game I'm finding that I have to reload 10+ times to beat one encounter and that's a good thing. Whoever programmed the enemy AI when it comes to sword fighting in this game was a genius beyond compare. Unfortunately it falls apart when you throw arrows and spells into the mix but if you're playing the game as a swordfighting game it's one of the best on the market.

i can't believe /v/poo died before 20

>>715593189 (OP)
I'm all in for gentle squeezing and a bit of slapping but this is too much.

>>715593189 (OP)
Ouch! My balls!

Home

>>715593189 (OP)
i mean... all of them

>>715594401
Surely you're not pretending /v/'s any better?
That is what this place literally is.

Ashley is amongus

Give me 2hus to draw

>spacezinman

>>715600659
>Okuufag's meltdown was almost three years ago
fuck...

>>715600861
keine

>>715600970

>>715600861
Suzumi

>>715600861
Fat and hairy keiki

>>715601449

>>715601751
:)

Narumi

>>715593993
I did not and could not foresee the consequences of my actions, I feel like Frankenstein because my creation is totally out of my control now and I am deeply regretful of it.

>>715601303
>>715601751
Cute, thanks for these!

>>715601689

>>715601979
For what it's worth I don't blame you, I don't think it's your fault and I think it's admirable that you tried to create something alternative for us.

>>715602038
Jokes on you I still would!

>>715600861
Salad eating a big mac with flan watches

Aren't you guys overly dramatic? /jp/hu is fine

>>715602351
not for long

>>715602303
I'm her manager and I get to say when she makes official live appearances

>>715602481
Give her the big mac idols shouldn't have to starve

>>715602550
I don't like big macs or mcdonalds in general so there's a high probability she wouldn't either but rest assured she is being fed properly

>>715602093
>I think it's admirable that you tried to create something alternative for us
Thank you, I was getting desperate and thought of giving up and thought other people would give up too and /v/hu would die if something was not done so I had to take any measures necessary to ensure the survival of /v/hu, even if temporarily, just to maintain a userbase somewhere so that when the /v/ janny massacre ends we can repopulate /v/hu smoothly. Of course reality did not turn out as I planned.

>>715602591
Don't worry about anything. You are our SAVIOR and we will one day thrive like we used to.

>>715602591
you could always crash in at alice's and mildly pretend to post alice, the jannies seem to let them stay for some reason.

>>715602591
well, there's always 8.

>>715600861

>>715602038
I once got hugged around the neck by a girl with hairy arms and it wasn't that bad. I bet Keiki would give nice hugs

>>715602821
>>715600970

>>715602741
i wish 4chan stayed down

>>715602857
was she cute

>>715602938
She has that frumpy average look. She actually reminds me of Hex Maniac looking back. I was 12 at the time though so she was taller than me since she was 18.

>>715593189 (OP)
Meira balls!!!

>>715601449

>>715600861
Undertale Meira

>>715593189 (OP)
Doki Doki Literature Club (the OG one)

>>715603309
Was the whole game not enough?

>>715603309
Purple soul

>>715603347
I've yet to see an outfit swap, that's all
They both hunger for more power too

Sans Undertale does the ol' jitterbug with your favorite Touhou hag. How do you respond WITHOUT sounding mad?

>>715603047
>Italian woman hugs a young boy
>Gives him an embarrassing fetish for the rest of his life
How do you even recover?

No clue what this thread's even about, since I only played one tuhu game years ago, but:

>>715593189 (OP)
Not entirely related, but in Contact for the DS, the end of the game has the character you're controlling get fed up with you, the player, and he begins attacking you, but he can barely do anything to you but fuck your screen up a bit, so instead you just tap him a few times to fuck him up instead. No, I don't remember the context for why he turns on you.
Overall a pretty cool game if you're into that kind of autistic "break boxes for ten hours to farm your box-breaking skill" kinds of RPGs. I liked it.

I was about to give a serious answer, but then realized it's just a /jp/ subhuman thread

>>715603484
Master Spark.

>>715603484
How come nobody drew Sans doing the jitterbug with Yukari?
They even swapped outfits before.

>>715602821
I know you didn't mean to but I thought doing it would be fun

die undertalefaggots diediediedie

>>715603484
>Sans Undertale does the-

>>715603713
Very nice

>>715602303
Who is Salad?

>>715603713
>>715602821
the lipstick really is the part that makes it SEX

>>715603849
jphu asked me to do a r63 version of my little guy don't concern yourself with it if you don't want to Not 2hu

>>715603484
DRIVING IN MY CAR RIGHT AFTER A BEER

>>715603484

>>715603578 (me)
Shit, forgot a more recent one.
Goat Simulator 3. Beat that a lot more recently, the game was better than I was expecting and the ending was pretty fun, but that definitely fits the thread's ""topic"".

>>715600861
Tenna with a Chimata

Why does /v/hu love deltarune so much

>>715600861
That one Asgore GIF but it's Reimu

Why dors vhu love diapers so much

>>715604268
Tenna would fit more with Kokoro though

>>715604472
Kokoro doesn't have the abandonment issues Chimata does. Also, if Kokoro worked with Tenna, then who the fuck would work with Spamton? Megumu and Spamton makes perfect sense.

>>715604467

>>715604553
bwuh? There really is a Touhou version of everything.

REMITRANNY IS RAIDING JPHU
REMITRANNY IS RAIDING JPHU
REMITRANNY IS RAIDING JPHU

/v/hu is BACK

>>715604539
Shion would fit Spamton, are you fucking kidding right now
And if the factor would be abandonment issues, Kogasa had it worse

It's like you just want to shill your favorites

>>715593189 (OP)
Shirase battle programmer

>>715600861
Kogasa babysitiing

>>715604751
Shion and Kokoro? Ah yes, the iconic 2hu rivalry of Shion and Kokoro. Everyone is just lining up to watch these two natural enemies fight each other. Shion can't even work for spamton, she has not a single business bone in her body. Spamton is down on his luck but he wasn't always like that. Shion is always like that. Shion is incapable of success.

You accuse me of shilling favorites when you propose the fucking rivalry of Shion and Kokoro what the fuck

The last character I remember seeing from Deltarune is Lancer

>>715604881
I was talking in terms of personality, not rivalry, you humongous faggot

Now draw Meira with Rouxls Kaard

>>715604963
The rivalry is a big part of Tenna and Spamton's character, if they get 2hus to work with you have to keep the rivalry. You can't just pick random 2hus and say it works, it doesn't you need to pick logically.

And neither Kokoro nor Shion fit Tenna and Spamton respectively.

GET OUT OF MY FUCKING /v/HU YOU DELTANIGGERS RRREEEEEEEEEE

my qt vengeful spirit wife is now a marketable plush
https://xcancel.com/nuinuimadedes/status/1935713779016491361

>>715605191
Cute Meira servant.

Spamton? More like BRAPton kekywowie

>>715603309

>>715605321
BRING ME THE ROARING FRAUD

>>715605321
Seija is Susie but who are Kris and Ralsei?

>>715605321
Sex sex sex sex

>>715605404
Sanae
Alice

>>715605321
FUCK
NYYYOOOO

>>715593189 (OP)
I fucking love spacejin. For completely sane reasons.

>>715605434
I hope you'll draw them in a pic where they aren't fucking KNIGHTED sometime because I'd love to see their full designs

>>715605321
Meira
After
Not
Surviving

GET BACK FUN GANG WE GOT THIS

>>715605321
Would that make Meira Carol or Dess, I wonder

BRAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPP

worst thread kill yourselves immediately shameful

>>715605687
i'm gonna do it

games where you fight balls?

>>715605835
stop

>>715593189 (OP)
The game (You) will never finish.

Fuck the roaring FRAUD

What Touhou would be Berdly?

go back to /jp/

>>715605889
Aya

>go to /jp/
>ERP
>go to /v/
>deltarune
are these really my options

>>715605987
There is the third option... 8

Fuck you, don't bring DELTANIGGERS to /jp/

>>715606007
>going to 8

>>715606007
>go to 8
>*crickets*
>*a faint seething sound heard in the distance*

>>715606032
You have 3 options. Maybe the issue is with you.

>>715606032
it's comfy though

>>715593189 (OP)
Crush my balls. Smush my balls. Turn my balls into useless goop. Annihilate my nuts. Smash my nuts. Make me unable to reproduce. Castrate me. Geld me. Annihilate my prospects of having future children. Hammer my testicles. Beat my testicles. Shove them in a vice and spin until they rupture. I want a woman to permanently damage and destroy my male reproductive organs.

>>715606075
>IDs
>Slower than the slowest boards in this site

>>715605321
sexo

>>715606180
>slow
you could change that yknow?
>IDs
just use any bog standard VPN, they don't block any

We could erp here thoughowever

>>715606584
Okay, good idea.
Here, try to fellate my shotgun while I pull the trigger. :)

eagles? rule

>>715606584
You're right, why didn't I think of this?

>>715593189 (OP)
Last Command

>thread immediately dies
lol

Time to dance

>>715607156
Too busy slurping cock on jphu sory...

>>715604467
Animation

>>715607420
kek

>>715607420
BASED

>>715607420
Tenkyuu! I wasn't actually expecting the whole GIF but just Reimu doing Asgore's dumb face, but this is far better.

>>715607420
mspaintanon EVOLVED into filmmakerstudioanon

>>715607420
reminds me of flipnote
>>715606584
/jp/hu is two blocks down

my wife's daughter Chen is so cute

>>715607420
MSPAINT GOD

>>715607420
finally some good fucking posts

>>715595198
me on the left

I'm old!

>>715593189 (OP)
Star Ocean 3

wahoo!

Why is jp the erpblock?

This thread is pissing me off

>>715593189 (OP)
I genuinely don't understand why so much of this thread is about ball pain

>>715609559
The artist who drew the OP image draws a bunch of ballbusting art.

>>715609559
the op pic artist is spacejin / spacezin
the cbt artist guy who makes the touhou girls do cbt to balls

>>715609720
>>715609774
What the fuck
Crazy to think people could get off on this
Thanks for the explanation though

>>715609427
I'm the original

>>715607420
10/10 amazing

>>715600861
this but with flandre

>>715605487

>>715611904
But then who was Noelle and Berdly

>>715594480
akshually it was the original /s4s/

>>715611904
>98 Alice as Ralsei
Fuck you're genius

>>715611904
Fuck/Marry/Kill?

>>715612713
Marry
Fuck
Kill

>>715611904
why don't you go to /jp/? we miss you

JESUS ON A STICK WHY CAN'T YOU FAGS STOP TALKING ABOUT UNDERPISS, DELTAPOOP AND OTHER TOBYSLOP? THERE ARE PEOPLE WHO HAVEN'T PLAYED THOSE AND ARE ABSOLUTELY UNINTERESTED IN ANY OF THOSE ZUN-RIPPED GAY JOKES YOU MAKE PLUS THERE'S LITERALLY A CHARACTER NAMED "ASS GORE" IF THAT DOESN'T SCREAM GAY TO YOU THEN I DON'T KNOW WHAT DOES

>>715612908
aren't you guys spamming the catalog right now?

>>715611904
Sanaekris is STACKED

>>715613231
Tobybroken

>>715613237
Why yes, why do you ask?

>>715613237
Oh that's actually really easy to explain basically someone got really upset in one of the threads and wrote up a plan to get rid if all the drawfags because he hated them and one of his plans involved being a pedophile (I'm serious). He was mocked and hated on for this and the jannies even came in and deleted and banned him. Someone also searched his image in the archives and found out he was gay too and wrote erp fantasies. He got so upset by everyone hating him for being a pedophile he's right now spamming the thread because he wants to get it killed.

>>715613461
LILY NOOOOOOOOO

>>715613461
NO YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO OBEY DANMAKU RULES!!
>The 7 ice cold bombs:

>>715610994

>>715613456
archive?

>>715613456
Sounds like the average /v/hu tard

>>715613461
What does she have in her car? An ashtray?

>>715613936
An ashtray that came with the stolen car and a CD case

Taking a survey! Sorry but it contains Narumi!
https://poal.me/965kca

>>715613781
https://warosu.org/jp/thread/49711144#p49713121
>>>/jp/49722383
All in all, to the shock of no one, pedos are mentally ill and unlikable.

>>715607420
>>715613461
Top kek

>>715593189 (OP)
I'm going to put my home address in my game. To win the game, you have to kill me. But be warned, I have the Castle Doctrine.

It's going to be meta as fuck, Toby Fox is nothing compared to me.

>>715614105
Those two posts are not the same person plus it's a nothingburger

>>715614081
oooo fucky boing boing jizzo tits......!

>>715614081
Narumi gaming!

>>715614452
Shut the fuck up, I'll show you a nothingburger in your mouth

>Shut the fu-
Zzzzzzzzzzzzzz

>>715613780
not him but fvvarking based
Thanks

Haha funny retarded Meira fox :)

>>715614826
She doesn't have a tail

>>715614893
Look lower

>>715614893
Her kimono pants are baggy enough to even hide a massive futa schlong.

>>715614962
No tail

For me? It's Kagerou as a raccoon girl named Meira that also wants to steal balls.
https://wiki.smutosaur.us/CoC2/Meira

>>715614826
i enjoyed undertale but seeing a thread for the wish.com fan game in the catalog every day for months has put me off ever trying it.
You guys have got to learn some self control

>>715615228
How is it wish?
It's really good.

>>715615151
Look Under(her skirt for)Tail

>>715615190
interesting

>>715615298
the characters look like Microsoft Word clipart from the 00s
which I was willing to overlook for the most part

>>715613780
I am both appreciative of what you've delivered but at the same time I want to continue dumping images for you to potentially draw because how much of a greedy faggot I am.
thanks drawfag-senpai.

>>715615190
>Despite being the younger of the sisters, Meira is a little taller than Senja and more slender to boot.
>Senja
>She states that she only wanted steal an inch or two of the Champion's cock and a bit of their balls.

narumi will NEVER game!

>>715615667
they don't

>>715615190
GET OUT OF MY FUCKING HEAD

>>715616198
how does one steal a bit of someone's balls?

BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPP

>>715616402
Suck it up through a straw

>>715616209
hey don't say that

>>715602821
Cute tired down teacher.

>>715616563
i don't think that would only be "a bit"

>Your balls
>hand them over

>>715600861
Dai-chan worried about cirno melting/melted because summer.

>>715616672

All hail meira
Yatsuheroes rise again
Meirabreaking everything that's not a vhu
Nothing can stop you now
No janny to bring you down
There's nothing left to lose you wiiiin

The RETURN of /v/hu...

>>715617054

Hikeyo na hike hikeyo
Hikuhodotsu moruyo
Tsuntoruno ta warawayo
Chohito kiku moyo

Kotoshina honenda yo
Oniho-rasaiteyo
Utanonamo mirani
Chohito komeno yama

Sendara na tsundeyo
Daikokusa mawayo
One na ma tsuninoyo
Chohitoho saka mori

Okomena hitotsubumo
Somatsu nisurunoyo
Achifuno ya tabinoyo
Chohitote nakakaru

>>715593189 (OP)
Meira balls!!!

Another easy victory for Me...

>>715617404
I don't speak this backwards language

>>715617280
>/jp/hu is currently spamming the catalog
Completely soulless threads
I missed /v/hu

Thoughts on /v/hu 2?

dios mio...

>>715617886
/v/hu
/v/hu 2
/v/hu 3
/v/hu: the pre-sequel
/v/hu: origins
/v/hu: the after math

>>715617923
Now it's at 18

>>715617923
Pedophile got really upset over being made fun of huh

>>715617923
may this be proof that /jp/ssies are worse than /v/fags

>>715618107
the after merth
the after meira

>>715593189 (OP)
>Spacezinman
Stay right here

>>715618745
Please show me where the after Meira is, I can't take it anymore

>>715618586
it's just one pedo though

uh oh meirabroken!

>>715618883
>4chan.org/jp/
>"one pedo"
I shiggy Diggy

>>715618939
...fair

uh oh diapeybroken

Holy pedobroken

>>715593189 (OP)
Star Ocean: Till the End of Time
The final boss is God and "God" is the head programmer of the universe program dev team.

>>715598520
That's insane.
I remember playing this when it came out and putting it down shortly thereafter for something else and forgetting to return.
I'm going to grab this on steam today and give it another shot.
Are the sequels as good as the first?

>>715614105
What the fuck? I haven't been browsing either /v/ or /jp/ (my main board) for a week or so. What the hell happened?

>>715593189 (OP)
F-Zero GX. The final boss is a staff ghost.

>>715619956
One autistic virgin with rage can cause a lot of trouble

Hey, a thread! I finished TD almost a couple weeks ago.
https://litter.catbox.moe/vjsh6j.png
https://litter.catbox.moe/ydz5e5.png
https://litter.catbox.moe/va6ayl.png
https://litter.catbox.moe/qhwds4.png
I didn't spend more than a day or two going through them, so it barely feels like I played it at all. Mostly I just died when I tried to get too clever with dodging or from carelessly rushing up to get spirits. Except for Youmu I lost a few lives towards the end with Miko after I overthought how to use her shot for a bit..
After UFO it was a bit of a letdown, I question what ZUN was thinking. But general easiness aside, stage 6 was so boring. The buildup to the final boss was so exciting in the last few games too.. it made Miko feel very lackluster.
I really liked stage 1's theme though and there were some cool parts, like the rushing feeling in stage 4. Youmu's shottype was pretty fun too.
I moved onto DDC after that, but I haven't had much time to play lately. I cleared Raymoo's routes a couple days ago.
https://litter.catbox.moe/vbg21s.png
https://litter.catbox.moe/5c5tmh.png
It's super generous with resources for sure. Marisa's big fat ass gave me trouble on my last few runs, but I can't imagine it'll take too long to finish. Why can't she have her piercing lasers back? That was her best feature...

>>715614105
I think you're getting too obsessed and probably having a meltdown, there's nothing here proves that these two posts are linked
>b-b-b-b-bbbbut
go outside

I think youre obese and and a nonce

>>715620696
Hey happy to see your progress, congrats on your clears!
I feel the same about TD it was rather weak after UFO and I didn't even like UFO that much. Youmu is the best I'm glad my favorite 'hu got to get such a good shottype in this game.
DDC is definitely much harder, personally I found MarisaA actually the hardest shottype to clear the game with so don't feel too bad about failing a couple runs with her.
How is your chart looking like?

>>715620897
That's a real good point anon, real good point. Oh, and by the way... why do you have the Telegram app on your phone?

>>715620986
I have all the normal windows clears up to DDC so far. At this point I'll go back for the PC98 games later. The only thing of major note after that is LoLK, I did all the point device clears quite a while back.. Maybe I'll start with Reisen for legacy mode.
But I'll worry about that later and have another go with MarisaA before bed. I almost had Shimmy last time!

>>715619956
Nothing, just your average random schizo that should be ignored.

>>715621904
Yeah don't worry about LoLK for now, I was worried about that one too during my Normal 1cc journey, but while definitely difficult it still turned out to be perfectly doable, some of them going far better than expected.
Good luck with your runs!

>>715619956

does he even still draw ballbusting? i feel like i haven't seen CBT art from him in forever

>>715623806
Bald reimu murdered

>>715625404
This is not how rinnosuke looks like post the real rinnosuke (dork faggot)

Rinnosuke = Ralsei

PEAS AND RICE!!!!!!!!!!!!! S-Sakuya-san, you've found a way to IMPROVE the 操纵时间的能力!!??!!? Now it can send people to THE PAST, TOO?!??!! But you need a GUINEA PIG to CALIBRATE IT!!??!!? They'll be FLUNG back THOUSANDS of years and NEVER be able to RETURN???!!!?! You think this is the PERFECT OPPORTUNITY for MARISA to experience some REAL SAVAGERY!!???! And that the alphas of TODAY are NOTHING compared to the THICK, SINEWY BRUTES of EONS PAST!!??!!? She'll be DEVASTATED by MOLDY CAVEMAN COCK without even a CHANCE for BREAKS??!!???! They'll BASH her over the HEAD with a CLUB and scream UNGA BUNGA as their PRIMITIVE PHALLUSES make her go WILD??!!!??! And I'll be DEVOLVED into a BALD CHIMP who's only BARELY INTELLIGENT enough to recognize MY SHAME!!??!!? The only SPEECH I'll be CAPABLE OF is "FUCK WIFE", "ME SAD", and "BANANA"??????!!??!!......THAT SOUNDS AMAZING!!!!!!!!! YABBA DABBA DOOOOOOOOOOO- LITERALLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

...

>>715593189 (OP)
Meira balls

/v/hu lives?

>>715626230
>Meira balls
What about them

The more you resist, the harder I'll become.

The more you resist, the harder I'll come

>>715593189 (OP)
If I "Submit" your thread, would you die?

Fuark me in the ass and call me merth

>>715626969
It would be extremely painful

>>715627060
You a big pain in the ass.

>>715593189 (OP)
Meira balls

>>715627145
FOR YOU

>>715627171
Bootleg Sagume

>>715593189 (OP)
The Final Fantasy Legend and he looks like Speedwagon for some reason

>Meira BaIIs is now filtered
It's so fucking over

AAAAAAAAH
WHERE IS SHE????

>>715593189 (OP)
Meira balls
>Meira is a character from the Touhou Project, specifically appearing as a boss in Story of Eastern Wonderland (also known as Touhou 2). She is a mysterious female samurai who challenges Reimu Hakurei, seeking the Hakurei power. In the game, she is the stage 2 boss.

Uh oh... Melty...

Why is Marisa's ass so FAT?

>>715627718
CCPanon also got jannied

>>715602741
>>715602591
>>715602937
Bots

>>715627798
last monday of the month, so the 28th

>>715593189 (OP)
How many times do I have to see this resting bitch face? Becoming worst then the horse bitches telling me to play there game. Leave me alone.

>>715627798
who cares, she doesn't appear in any game
fucking secondaries

why do I feel like a lot of /v/huers play blue archive

I FUCKING solved it already. Why do I have to do the dumb shit afterwards that doesn't make sense when I have the answer in actual simple terms desu?

The absolute fucking fairies wanted cos^2(x)(cos(x)-3xsin(x))

>>715628013
no...no...ZUN will put her in a game, just like Kasen

>>715624548
afaik he tried cbt irl and ended up hating it

>>715628363
wasn't that a myth?

>>715593189 (OP)
For me? It has to be Super Meira Balls.