Now: Here Comes Niko!
Next: Kururin Squash
Later: Final Fantasy X
Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rYKjuJdJexM
Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/ausspeedruns
Schedule: https://ausspeedruns.com/ASM2025/schedule
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>>715601551 (OP)>using an image like that to attract more touristsretard-kun...
Finally catching up with the thread again, and there's secondaries who forever seethe about jarpigs as always.
Odds runner is a tranny
Evens they're just a regular nerd
>>715601725one of the runners was in the stream just now
>>715601725Both were part of SA1 yesterday
>>715601632Umm sweatie... le more le merrier!
>>715601717you can't speedrun jrpgs
>tune in for the first time since the start
>quadro tranny
So much for based aussie chuds
do you think they made a pronoun mistake with the dude on the right or is he actually a zero effort tranny just claiming she/her like that?
>>715602079PWNED!
They are way less obnoxious than the GDQ-ones though.
>>715601551 (OP)what the hell have i tuned into... i thought this shit only showed up at GDQ bros?
>mute stream cause of ads
>come back, unmute
>hear two guys
>both she/her
why are they like this, is it the discord-focused nature of speedrunning+grooming nerdy guys?
At least this is the last tranny run for a good while
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>"Here Comes Niko" tranny game
>check stream
>it's all trannies
Did one of them just say this game is held together by "hopes, dreams, and gender"?
There are tranny marathon now (Games Done Queer), "supposed to be female"-marathons, nigga-marathons.
Why don't we make a binary marathon with just male and female runner. Keep the tranny trash out!
>>715602483dont forget frame fatales, for that same minority
>>715602483none of the good speed runners will endorse it from fear or losing their social standing
>>715602483Imagine if all the she/hers were actual legit women. There'd probably be loads more viewers because people would wanna tune in to watch babes play video games. If you didn't know, you'd see all the she/hers and be like "Wow, I thought games were a predominantly male hobby, what happened?!" I guess that means most market studies performed by game companies would have incorrect data, if the people being surveyed are trannies giving the wrong pronouns.
WOOOW IS THAT AN UNDERTALE REFERENCE?
Please let FFX be comfy for the love of god. Does Muttski still do marathon runs?
>>715602705I dont know. Im not a faggot.
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look who is running next!
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>Tiedus
>JohnSR
why is ESA in my ASM?
everybody is gonna be bald by the end of this
>Urban Climb sponsoring
Hey that's my gym!
>>715603793Thats not bald. Thats a buzzcut, bald you would need to shave it with a razor after
These fags are scamming people pretty much
>JWU
Good morning. Any neat runs I missed?
will you guys be tuning in for my sinisistar run?
Can the right side stop choking
>>715601717jrpg are there just to fill the comfy quota
>>715604240The high amount of alpha energy Werster radiates is causing him to choke
This race is godly. It's not close but who gives a shit, the energy is just right and werster's putting on a good show
>>715604149Coom Games Done Quick when
I always believed, time to turn the tables
I might emulate this, looks fun
>>715602483We have RTA in japan already.
>>715604149Show us your censored assets
Just woke up, looks like team blue is absolutely mogging. Game looks fun though
A race that went round by round, yet is still all but over thanks to Werster ass-raping the other guy during his turn
>>715604836The Joester comeback is on
it should have been Joester vs Werster & Stylonide vs Damosk
>>715603860what's with the bald gimmick?
>>715604930every time they reach a certain donation total (every $5000 I think)) someone shaves their head
>Out-of-game issues like menuing and controller swapping aren't docked against you since they're using the in-game timer
>Rewarded for getting coins and going hitless
>Points per level matter, not just overall
This actually seems like a really good idea for a relay. I don't know why it's not emulated more. In fact, even if it's one-sided right now, I actually feel like I can get what's going on in the race which makes it a huge achievement
Iโve been watching Werster practice this.
>>715605041Yeah, going level by level makes it a lot more interesting to follow along.
>>715605135Must feel nice to play a game where you're 100% in control of what's happening after so many years of pokemon randomness
How am I supposed to know which runs I slept trough are worth watching without a chart?
>My sphincter everytime they have to weave through a narrow corridor at max speed
>>715605269He plays Sonic regularly too, he just rarely streams it and does those in caveman mode where he only uploads his recordings to YouTube.
this has been a damn fine race that's actually held my attention the entire time
>>715605271read the threads. not like there are 20 every hour
>>715605135Same, I've been looking forward to this run.
>>715605309Apparently he doesn't stream Sonic because the community is toxic (not to mention when someone tried to cancel him in like 2021)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jtgi6PGECvE
>"Let's Play" has fallen out of gaming vernacular because everyone now is just a streamer
>>715605309Right, I forgot he also did some sonic runs back in the day, but I didn't know he still ran them. Probably also some catharsis from rng.
>if that green guy killed me my controller was going through the monitor
>>715605337>read 500+ posts
>>715605575>ctrl + f "rate"Wow so hard
>>715605575people are still rating to some extent. Just ctrl + f "Rate" you lazy cunt
>>715605668>>715605670The last run I saw people rating was Halo 3.
>>715605718This game looks really hard. One of those โsimple but deadlyโ games.
>>715605752My ass has been clenched since 1-1. This game looks great
this game is brutal, the gba one already was but this is on a different level
>>715601551 (OP)Here Comes Niko is okay, but the game purposefully goes out of its way to avoid identifying the player character in ANY way. Like you have no clue if they're supposed to be trans, non-binary, homosexual, or what exactly.
All you do know is that they basically ran away from home from a pretty nasty mother.
Story aside, it's just a 3D sandbox platformer where you run around and interact with cute animal characters and collect stuff for them. It's fine but it's complete tumblr-core if you're either into that or completely detest it.
>>715605494the idea of attempting to make an entertaining video on a game without a chat to riff off of or a prewritten script feels completely foreign now
I audibly gasped when joester took damage. This was a great fucking relay
Did that count as a draw?
>>715606291they got points for each stage, so its not who finishes the last stage first
This is the run you need to not shut up about if you want people to know ASM is the shit
>>715606327Got it. My lips are sealed.
>>715606291Werster and Styl won with honest points.
Damosk and Joe won speed by one second.
>>715606216so gald he's not alone anymore
>>715606327It has Werster too so people may actually watch it
>how much time we got?
>enough
holy kek
Guess I found something to play during the FFX run
If this was GDQ theyโd be promoting giveaways and doing excel spreadsheet filler shit by now.
>>715606628They'd be parking the staff in front of the camera just for the sake of hearing themselves talk. This is so much better
Just a few bros having a good time. Absolutely based
>>715606628All those moments of silence would've been filled with screaming donation readers to throw the runners off
kek Werster getting knocked the fuck out of the way
>>715601551 (OP)>wholesome chungus sexpest artstyle
>>715606696Kururin says trans rights!
Rate Kururin Squash + Multiplayer
>>715606840SSS+, what speedrunning should be all about and my new go-to run for shilling ASM. I don't think I've ever seen a race that tight
>>715606840SSS for HoneSSSt
Oh it's not the 10 hour fucking FF run that's up next right?
>>715606840SSS. Peak honesty.
>people still get filtered by comfy JRPG runs that run over night
Not me. Especially not with FFX.
>going to be away for the GTAVC run
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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>right after kururin
>FFX
>X hours
>tfw here for all of them
>>715606840Thats an SS from me
holy shit girl without pronouns
Is that... a woman?! Holy shit finally
I've seen a lot of ffix but never a ffx run, hope it's good
>>715607476>deletedFuck off GDQ janny. GDQ is over. Time to dilate.
>clubwho
Holy shit, it's the Skyward Sword runner. Seems to be more reserved so far though, but could be fun having him around.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pwS8Ppj5R7s
>Clubwho on the couch
Oh yeah, this is gonna be even better than I expected.
>>715607558>>715607597after a week of GDQ you almost forget those exist
>no pronouns in sight
>real woman
Hopes are up boys
>Tee-dus
Isn't it Tie-dus?
>its not a real ffx run
>its a we look at the seed and basically cant lose run
Absolutely cursed.
Also fuck you mod how was that not on topic. You idiot.
>>715606840S I love Kururin
Last picture before getting baned
>no pronouns anywhere
>all around normal-looking people
What's the catch?
Please not another full day of John X memes. I'm still not rested enough after Mizzow's
>>715607707>Skyward SwordTHE LUMPY PUMPKIN
>>715607856It's a FF run.
>>715607934Its a before FF13 run*
>french laugh
Yeah this is kino
I forgot how good the intro of this game is, really puts you in the action. Probably on the same level as FFVII bombing run and FFVI opening walk
>>715607660Eat shit tranny faggot. Your bans mean nothing lmao.
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>>715607856>What's the catch?There's a normal woman
>>715608027>AAAAAAAAAH I KEEP BANNING HIM BUT HE KEEPS POSTING HELP ME NIGGERMAN
I get you hate the janny but spamming this thread only fucks over the people using it, what an absolute dumbass
I really like the urgency of this music
>>715608006The FFVII bombing mission intro will be forever the best in the entire franchise, and one of the best in all of gaming, with pic related as a very, very close second, but we don't say that because most people hated that game.
>speedrun requires multiple laptops to keep track of what the fuck is going on
Rad
>>715608185>NOOOOOOOOO WHY WON'T HE STOP I DID THE THING I BANNED HIM I AM ALL-POWERFUL THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>715608248Yeah FFVII is iconic. Most FFs in general have pretty strong openings, even if the game later on goes to shit.
>>715608235Ok fine that was the last one.
I'm new to FFX speedruns but the fact that he now knows all these numbers off by heart based on a seed is pretty amazing to me
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>>715608248Does the FF1 bridge count as part of the opening?
>>715608248You're heretical, you're disgusting, but you're not wrong
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This game is fun but I can already tell speedrunning it probably takes years off your life
>>715608621I guess. Come to think of it, barely any FF has a weak intro. The start of the FFVIII gameplay was kinda weak but the actual Liberi Fatali opening cutscene was great as well.
>>715608754Clive's game is the the game that inspires the most love-hate extreme feelings out of any game I've ever tried.
>>715609005FF3's is pretty weak, and as much as I love FF5 its opening isn't anything special
They're focusing too much on the game..... I have AGDQ withdrawl...... Host-sama please interrupt with a $10K donation from the Yeetee
>>715609212Donation from the Yetee COMING RIGHT UP!!!
>>715607890That and the moment where he gets the wall clip were both fucking incredible.
Everyone in this game has such homoerotic attires, it takes me out of it.
Cool playthrough, dingobros.
>>715609212Honestly I wish the game volume was a little bit higher.
>woman is already dragging down the bro vibes
instant Z
>>715609470Doing that clip 8+ hours in was crazy. That entire run was a rollercoaster
I will still imagine Rikku is naked under her pink armor even if I know the yellow is just the skin tight suit
>>715609572How would you dress in a tropical, apocalyptic world? I wouldn't blame them for having to deal with strong heat and being fit from all the swimming and fighting. Now here, have a Rikku to keep the gay away.
>>715609787>That entire run was a rollercoasterIt really was, I thought I'd watch it for half an hour and then fuck off, but I ended up watching the entire thing through.
Shit did not feel like a nine hour run.
>gets the backwards glitch
This run is blessed.
>>715609884I wanna hold hands with Rikku while I gently kiss her on the cheek
>I want to rub Tidus' thing
Understandable.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RC1VmGXiEFw
I missed Kururin Squash because it was too early for me, will they put up the VOD on YouTube?
But I liked the oyster trials.
>>715610924You could probably open the Youtube stream and scroll back to it.
>>715610924You can rewind the Youtube stream back up to 12 hours.
>will they put up the VOD on YouTube?Yes, at about a day or so delay.
I'm glad GDQ was such a profound abomination of an event to compare and contrast with this one. It really feels like I'm in 2013 again.
>>715611106I think he's just a metalhead, he's been the same guy for years now
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Don't use this out of context
>>715611106>>715611189Or perhaps he was part of the Akatsuki.
Speaking of which, I NEVER see any Naruto game being ran in these marathons. Are they too long, boring or grueling to speedrun consistently?
>>715611342I don't think boredom is a factor when it comes to these events, especially gdq
>>715611106>>715611189Also there's nothing wrong with taking care of your nails, even if it's just the clear stuff.
>>715611417Then it's about time for someone to run that Naruto shit.
>>715611342A lot of anime/manga tie-in games tend to be cheaper 3d fighters, which probably contributes to it
>>715611152I think this run alone is better than all of SGDQ, I'm having a blast watching this couch
Legally, Tidus is entitled to both Yuna and Rikku since they're cousins
Lulu too since the shenanigans with him and Chappu.
You know what... Hand over Donna too for being a bitch. We're John Madden's chosen after-all
>>715611573The couch made the FFIX relay they did last year really fun too.
>>715609884>>715609572Fierce heat has a way of just killing the libido. Unless your mind is coombrained, or they're not hiding their genitals, when it's super hot out you just stop caring as much.
>>715611618What? You are entitled to [Spoiler]family members/spoiler? What kind of Alabama shit is that?
>10 hour JRPG run at fuckass o' clock
>genuine laughter from the runner and couch
>3/4 of the people from the PEAK skyward sword run last time
>it's FFX
>with cutscenes
alright cunts, the peak of the marathon has arrived. i hope you're prepared to lock the fuck in and stay up for this shit. i know i am.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RC1VmGXiEFw
>>715611947>i hope you're prepared to lock the fuck in and stay up for this shit. i know i am.I came prepared this year.
>>715611568And the core content is the single player story/campaign, but yes, if the game is 100% cheap 3D arena fight, then you either cheese it unti your mind goes numb, or it's too inconsistent to break.
>>715611947Sorry mate, I have to go to work tomorrow
someone please webm him spinning in place on the boat that was funny
I wish I weren't an office drone so I could just watch the stream brehs
>>715611947I'm on early shift and have to go to bed in an hour...
>she/her pronouns...
>visible adam's apple...
>hand veins sighted...
>>715612248Getting to work from home sure has it's benefits.
>the wind... its nice
>me when I fart
kek
>>715611927In subsection 3, amendment 5, line 80 of the US Constitution (Subsection 10, line 20 in the current EU variant.) The husband is entitled to the wife's immediate female family members if they have not been claimed by another party of if said party is deemed unfit.
It's one of the earliest known laws recorded in human history
FFX is THE ps2 game for me
yuna and tidus both look like they have down's syndrome
What the fuck, they're having fun?
Is that allowed?
>knowing the cutscenes from memory
yup, that's a bannin'
ten years. and three months. AGO!
>>715612406i dont know how anyone thinks this game is good or fun
>>715610406I can guess Hamauzu made this track in a hurry due to its simplicity and some strange midi choices, but it shows how the best things are made without too much thought. The fully polished version he made for the HD Remaster just loses what makes it special
>>715612573It's kino of the highest order. If you don't understand that, there's no helping you. Perish.
So much porn and art of Tifa, Aerith etc, yet I never see anything of Yuna. is it just that VII is that popular, or is Yuna not considered that attractive?
God I hope I'm still awake for the Jecht shot
>>715612647She's got shaved armpits.
>>715612647>looks like a potato>voice acting so shit she might canonically have autismMight have something to do with it
>>715612573It's one of the best games of all time. I would say objectively
If you told me in the early 2000s that dub voice acting will get worse, I would've called you a liar. To be so optimistic again
>>715612759>define kinofinal fantasy the tenth
oh hell yeah I'm in just in time for Jecht Shot
>>715612759Has transcendent qualities hard to describe in words
>>715612647Because she exists in the same game as Rikku and Lulu
Yuna is exceedingly boring, plain, and sometimes outright annoying
>>715612787if you told me in the early 2000's this would be the last final fantasy i'd give a fuck i would've called you a liar
>>715612859Yuna's combination of plainness while having an incredibly important duty is exactly her charm
>>715612930I have to wonder how Square Enix feels watching Expedition 33's phenomenal success after aborting Final Fantasy for 24 fucking years straight
>>715612859Yeah but I'd fuck X-2 Yuna
Didnt like, hall after hall and a grindfest, still I finished it but i dont get why this one gets so much praise and then FFXIII got shitted on when it has pretty much the same structure
Why did they just stand there and not even try to run away
GET SINNED GET SINNED GET SINNED GET SINNED GET SINNED GET SINNED GET SINNED
>>715613046This is the same company who decided that making a turn-based RPG was such a risk to the Final Fantasy brand that they spawned Bravely Default instead. They don't know how they got where they are anymore or what works.
>>715612787Compare the voice acting between FFX and FFXVI, anon. Some things got worse, but some others got MUCH better.
>>715613081X's corridors are connected to each other in a believable way and have varied pacing, while XIII's whisk you around the world and have the exact same pacing of battles and cutscenes throughout the game
>>715612930They're never backing down and they'll just reuse turn-based for Dragon Quest and smaller franchises. If anything, I'm curious about what the old guard (the Gooch, Tetsu, Kitase etc) thinks about Clair Obscur.
>>715613279I'd argue that the way FFX frames its story and characters also does a better job at getting players invested
>>715613046I hope the takeaway is that we need more games with a shorter focused experience instead of more parryslop.
>>715612365>anon's never seen a skinny australian woman
>>715613079>My boyfriend is dead>I don't want a relationship I want SPHERES
>>715613492>Complains about parrying>Yet defends Expedition 33DOES NOT COMPUTE
DOES NOT COMPUTE
SYSTEM SHUTDOWN
>>715613509/pol/ and GDQ have anon in a constant false positive panic mode.
Any of you fellas got the chart tier lists for sgdq/esa this year? I been away
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FX7ygBNGUtU&list=PLAA9BB4B3A9A0E516&index=29
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sOzM4ClFG1o
I barely use summons whenever I play FFX
>>715612647Yuna is just not as attractive as the other FF babes. Even in her own game she's third after Lulu and Rikku
>>715613845it's still crazy to me how he comes up with these arrangements with zero musical education
>you know an acoustic guitar would be so much better here than just a piano
Go right there, stoppers!
>>715614052Imagine if ZUN actually understood instruments like Nobuo does, Touhou music wouldn't be full of fucking midi trumpets.
>>715613978Me too, except for Anima, and I got my ass handed to me by the rival summoner as a result, and the final fight was an absolute cakewalk consequently
6+ hour runs should be done in shifts. By about the 4th hour the runner usually can't provide good commentary while also paying attention to the game. Relays work best for these kinds of jarpig runs. Convince me it's not the case.
>>715612365Women don't have hand veins?
>>715613978>he doesn't use Bahamut's overdrive on Seymour on the mountain for a free uncapped 50K damage
>>715614218What happened in RCT?
>>715614220>Convince me it's not the case.
>>715614220That's the beauty of 7+ hour JRPG runs in the middle of the night. It's about the decaying sanity.
>>715614248anon's just got troon obsession syndrome, don't worry about him.
>>715613614She became a sphere hunter, because Rikku shows here an old sphere with a recording of Shuyin which Yuna obviously mistakes for Tidus.
>>715614052He's simply the GOAT and no other FF composer has ever been able to come close
>>715614271skip anywhere into the replay
>>715614159I guess that's what the fan arrangements are there for, though they're mostly just "what if with vocals" or a metal arrange
>>715614385Soken is doing alright, but he's no Nobuo.
>>715614271the flag should give you enough info but in case is not trans right!!!
>>715614256I didn't and that fight filtered the fuck out of me the first time I played the game
>>715612920Holy shit, someone with great fucking taste does actually exist
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so what the fuck is wrong with their YT channel chat
>>715614220>By about the 4th hour the runner usually can't provide good commentary while also paying attention to the game.That's why you need a good couch
>>715614481One of the simpelst ways to cheese that fight is to get every summon's overdrive prepped before the fight, and CAREFULLY summon them so he doesn't Banish them before they can use Overdrive (since he will IMMEDIATELY try to do so the second they're summoned).
>>715614294That run was the rollercoaster to end all rollercoasters.
>>715614294I wish I had seen it live with /v/
>>715614536>This is a 40 year old man
>>715614583That's also an option, yes. This one seems to be pretty decent so far.
>banter on the couch
>laughter from the crowd
>everyone having fun
...I was told this is a speedrunning event? Where's the somber silence? Where's the worried side glances? Where's the TRANS ROOOOIGHTS?
there's a guy in the audience absolutely losing his shit
>>715614159Behead those who insult midi trumpets.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7tEelG9FjXM
>>715614385I'm not familiar with her FFXV work but Shimomura's Kingdom Hearts stuff is up there.
>>715614750Can't top aussie banter
>>715614771Love her KH work, her FFXV stuff was weak in comparison
>>715614771Shimomura has like 2 good tracks in FFXV, Somnus and Veiled in Black
>>715614470Credit when credit's due.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZfIXHgAq6Kw&list=RDZfIXHgAq6Kw&start_radio=1
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rogKdcO7t3A&list=RDZfIXHgAq6Kw&index=2
What is the locksmith and why does it matter that he missed it?
run just got upgraded to let's play
>>715614536This was peak comedy in 2012, appreciate it for what it is I guess
Runner is looking pretty worried lmao
TOLD YOU YOU COULDN'T DO IT
>>715614969I think they said he forgot a Luck Sphere.
>>715615083Ah, so why is it such a big deal?
>>715615083can't he get another later?
or do they not drop from enemies and are only found in chests
>>715614652https://arch.b4k.dev/v/thread/452013756/#q452019221
It might not be the same but you can still experience this little moment in time. From utter despair to pure elation.
>>715615198He's out of lack now, Anon :^)
>>715615201Luck Spheres do not drop from enemies. There is a limited number of them in the entire game.
>>715615254Delete post.
Try again.
>>715615229He had hair then...
>>715615325Sorry Anon, I went full SAAR, I swear it won't happen again.
>>715614294>>715615229At the risk of triggering that one anon, Metako sure fucking saved that run by taking over when Leonis was all for quitting, dude would have regretted it if he did walk.
>>715615229>everyone celebrating and popping off for a run that went nearly 4h over estimateNow that's the good shit
>>715615314Oh damn
That's not good, was it the chest he passed by in the last place he was?
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>STOP RIGHT THERE, BOERS
Is Tidus an honorary Brit?
>>715615435Hnnnnnnnnghgghhhhwould
>>715615229man this is so awesome to read. I see my posts there. What an exciting run.
>no pronouns to be seen
is this an ultra right chud event?
I don't know what they were thinking with Seymour's VA.
>>715615549He ran to the chest, but got an encounter before it and forgot he didn't grab the chest.
According to the runner just now, someone's just messaged him a backup strat so he doesn't need to use a backup save.
>>715615487That it even finished was a miracle, between the having to find and swap PSPs mid run, the tech issues, the game being deeply unforgiving, the fucking up some of his routing, it really was the last ditch try to kill the boss.
>>715615628I can't even blame him for that, it happens to me too, a random encounter makes me completely forget what I was supposed to be doing
I'm glad there's a backup though
>>715615652I mean, I've played tons of rpgs and still haven't found anything worse than the final stretch of FFIII. It's completely absurd in the amount of bullshit it has
>>715612406>no r&c>no crash>no thps>no jak>but some 10hr movielol fag
>>715615775I have but it's mostly stuff like the early Wizadry games that are in a class of their own for how you can just get fucked through no fault of your own.
FF3 is still really fucking high up there where it's nuts to even attempt to run it, let alone at a marathon.
Just checked the schedule. Oh no, a 6 hour Pokemon run?!
>it's the best Pokemon game
BASED
>>715601551 (OP)what stream are we watching?
>>715615229>Thread had the old tier lists instead of ratings.Fuck, things sure changed quickly.
>>715615926With a really cool category, and the best runners.
won't stop some anons bitching but still we eating good for long runs.
>>715615962I can imagine it's rough for a speedrun, but for casual playthrough you've got all the time to prepare and grind if need be
FF3 remake is still rough, I'll give it that
>>715615890The final stretch legitimately filtered me for two or three days.Thank fuck the PR version added the baby mode saves and removed capacity points
>>715615890>TFW the DS version made it so if you didn't do all 4 crystals before fighting CoD she is literally unbeatable.>TFW you can't save in crystal tower so you have to go through it all again.
>underwater football
What's next, card games on motorcycles?
>>715616113We call it soccer here mate
>>715616206SOCCER DEEZ NUTS
>>715616206I'm not "here", "mate".
why are ff cutscenes not skippable?
>>715616113yugioh wheelie breakers?
>>715616349You're watching the stream "cunt"
Is this event in someone's house? It's so cozy
>>715616378they didn't figure out the tech until 2005
>>715616028What mons are the meta for the category? Do they have to baton pass on the Elite 4 too? And most important of all, is my Niggadile the starter of choice?
>>715616349We're all in the Plum room, mate.
>>715616467wait a second ff X is 2001? this straight up looks like a game from 2015. did graphics peak in the 2000s?
sorry for being a zoomer
>>715616378Because THERE'S NO WAY YOU'RE TAKING KAIRI'S HEART
>>715616464Small hotel in SA iirc, but it may as well be a house, there's only 5 or 6 rows of chairs
>>715616585Anon...look at the overlay, it says 2001.
>>715616585>this straight up looks like a game from 2015are you a nintendo fan by any chance
>>715616464>>715616626this setup looks great honestly, runners facing the crowd so we don't see the room, just a cozy corner with the couch.
>>715616589Man, that fight as a kid was kicking my dick in but as an adult I feel like I just managed to mash through it
>>715616585PS2 was a massive leap, same with FF9 -> FF10, though it was also the death of prerendered backgrounds
>>715616519We could've used a Jinzo (or an entire deck of them) for the GDQ threads.
>>715616585The game got a remaster but it sort of fucked up the lighting and some of the models. However, pre-HD era 3D Final Fantasy games were famous for being some of the best looking games in the market, thanks to both their cinematic focus and lack of real-time action.
>>715616647yeah that's how I realized
>>715616675for 15 years there's hardly any difference, just more polygons
>>715616585Graphics peaked with Kingdom Hearts 2
God LULU IS SO FUCKING HOT IT'S UNREAL
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just woke up and turned on the stream. instantly recognized our runner
>>715616993Imagine just plunging your head down that cleavage.
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>>715616738It's still one of the hardest fights in the remaster, and it depends on difficulty level too. Managing Riku-Ansem's recovery moves (and your MP if you decide to use limits, Ars Arcanum helps quite a bit if you know how to use it) are key. Chernabog and the final fight have the potential to be even harder, but they're more mashing-friendly.
>>715616502Cyndaquil, sorry
I think Feraligatr is used in a different route
>>715616585>zoomer realizes what diminishing returns areat last you truly see
>Be born
>Be named Keepa by your parents
>Forced to forever be a goalkeeper
These three hours have flown by
H-hey, Square? Fans of Final Fantasy?
KISS THE DARKEST PART OF MY ASSHOLE
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>>715617317Damn I was thinking the exact same thing.
>>715617287>be shit at it in 999999 parallel universes>in the 1000000th universe, actually make the save in front of a live audience
Keepa
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CAM ON AUROCHS
SCORE SAM FOKKEN GOALS
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAL
I went back to watch Kururin Dash cause people were saying it was an amazing and close race but it was a completely one-sided stomp. First guy on the right couldn't even finish most of the stages.
It was still a fun to watch at least. Game seems incredibly hard.
>>715606327I want less tourists!
Did he say "Ferrari still has some fans"
lmao
>substitute Wakka
>Not taking out dogshit Datto
>Take out the guy that carried you to victory
>>715617595the MastroPiano(TM) works in mysterious ways, anon
Not the sacred blitzer balls
>>715617546I don't get sportsfags but I was also never this excited for anything in my life so good for them.
how are they breathing do they just hold their breath
>>715613081>>715613362>>715613376https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QMZMJDFe1kc
Would recommend watching this
>>715617742it's just shitposting but irl
>>715617750Unironically yes.
>>715617659Wakka "volunteered" to warm the bench because he wanted to motorboat Lulu's naturals.
>only hour 3 of the comfiest run of the marathon
>already yawning like a motherfucker
i'm getting coffee on the way home, i must endure
>>715617750Yes, their lungs are that good.
>>715614220The joy of those runs is the mental degredation, not them being attentive.
>>715617850>armoured core after thisno sleep today
>>715613081>when it has pretty much the same structureX has better pacing and towns between the hallways. That and X has a better cast, story, and soundtrack
>>715615229Did Leonis leave with the exodus or is he still there?
>>715617845Is this the moment Vidina was conceived?
The girl on the couch is actually cute, what the fuck
>>715617565At least the threads have mostly chilled out now, that first day was fucking stupid.
>>715617357CUM ON BESYDE SHCOHR SUM FOOKIN GOALS
Also wrong previous OP! But I am caught up now
>>715617750It's special magic water with high concentration of oxygen
>>715618082So hydrogen peroxide?
>>715617357just got kicked out of kilika for being racist lads
>>715618176Yes, that's the runner's sister
>>715618152No it's still normal water, but with more oxygen diluted in it
>>715601551 (OP)>be an aussie>assume that ASM is similar to the brain-rotted AGDQ pronoun dogshit.>it's notThis makes so fucking happykvmk2
, you have no idea.
>>715618274I couldn't remember if she was Syo's sister or Clubwho's sister, they all seem to show up on each other's couches as a group thing.
>>715602598No, my series can't be for the trannies, it's all I have left. It's not fair!
Why'd I have to fuck my sleep up so badly, im missing all the primetime runs and i'm in australia myself aaaaa
>>715618416There's been a couple troons, but it's nowhere as bad as GDQ.
Has the blindfold menu challenge been met yet?
>>715617998The chartfag arguing still happening despite these threads not using charts aged me.
>>715616815I think the one that has aged the least graphically is 13, that shit still looks good.
Why isn't the host butting in with donations every two minutes wtf?????
>>715618539The chick on the couch is doubling up as the host
>>715618535>despite these threads not using charts aged me.Some anons are still desperately rating things because they're hooked on it.
>>715618517Got met yesterday I'm pretty sure
No fucking way he's 30...I'm 32 ffs
>>715618485There's trans people and there's troons and they're not the same. GDQ is just troon central with non stop freak shows who turned their autogynephilia into a personality.
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>>715617357I want to shop this pic with Wakka but I think his hair is gonna be too big
Is that really what the Japanese think 35 year olds look like
>>715602048JPRPGs are the pinnacle of speedrunning because it's all about perfecting your route and optimizing boss encounters, rather than abusing bullshit frame-perfect glitches that get you from the title screen to the final boss in 20 seconds.
>>715618752I was greying before 35...
>>715618764I mean, it depends. FF4 has that whole staircase glitch, in FF7 you can clip through to get to certain places early, and so on.
>>715618630It's also a thing they decided on beforehand, it's not like it's a problem since it's a more relaxed run and she's a FFX runner too.
>>715618764Considering the mother of all speedrunning games is super Metroid I am inclined to disagree. It's just different flavors, some games are heavily execution focused and skill focused, others are more about planning and strategy and optimizations. Both have their place.
>>715618764>rather than abusing bullshit frame-perfect glitches that get you from the title screen to the final boss in 20 seconds.Stairs% is exactly this.
You need to be Japanese to understand this scene
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HA HA HA HA
The scene that became the face of bad dubs even though it's on purpose.
Poor bastard
Goddamn, I tuned in just at the right time
>>715619089It makes me so mad because its what FFX is remembered for and has this reputation now and I'm an AKSHULLY ITS MEANT TO BE BADder
>>715617789still playing trough XIII but yeah, the story and the world is a mess
I had the open with the volume turned down and all I heard was 'HA HA HA HA HA'
kek
This is Shakespearean-tier writing according to millennials
>>715618764>>715618864People often forget how huge Kalm skip and Cosmo skip are in the history of FFVII speedrunning.
>>715618750Just do it like this except not shit
>>715619164Some people just really want dubs to be bad
>>715619228And isn't there now a straight up skip to the forgotten capital, which has the funny side effect of Aeris surviving?
That, and of course Yuffie skip.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-lfiTebewnc
>>715619228Kalm is just a boring cutscene. But Cosmo Canyon skip should be illegal.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sOzM4ClFG1o
I hope this run stays comfy while I go to bed
>>715619089>>715619164To be extra fair though, the voice acting is pretty bad in FFX overall
But that's par for the course for games from those days
It wasn't until relatively recently that companies realized they can't just use devs for voice acting if they wanted to have impactful cutscenes
Any runs worth checking out until this FF let's play finishes?
>>715618750this is the best i could do
>>715619346>And isn't there now a straight up skip to the forgotten capital, which has the funny side effect of Aeris surviving?If that's the case, then best girl and all the schoolyard bullshitters who preached you could resurrect her have been (sorta) vindicated.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pi96ucB7ZdI
>>715613081X has linear map design. XIII has linear everything including map design, but also including levelling, cut scenes (X has a few dialogue options, some alter the story), you can't back track in XIII and for the first half can't even choose who's in your party, even the weapon selection in XIII is linear, in X you can customize weapons with lots of abilities.
>>715619164FFX is the beginning of the end for the FF series. The story is still good, the spehre grid is actually great, but the looks like lots of stuff (for example the monsters) are just copy/paste palette swaps, and getting rid of the overworld was a huge mistake. I've seen a let's play and thought it was a great game, then I tried playing it, and it wasn't very fun to play. It felt very linear and boring.
>>715619525Part of the reason for FFX voice acting also was that I think the dubbers weren't allowed to change the duration of the spoken lines, because being anything shorter or longer than JP dialogue caused problems?
>>715619604Basically there's a bug associated with player hopping on and off a Chocobo, which when you manipulate the overworld memory correctly, lets you walk over the ocean all the way to forgotten capital. This basically skips disc 1. This skips the trigger for Aeris leaving your party, so she just sticks around even though you'll see her die and all.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oOGd-2G98j4
>>715619525I know that a big issue for Japanese games in the PS2 era was that they the mouth movements and cut scene length was tailored towards Japanese language, and some sentences in Japanese are longer or shorter than English. This mean when it came to the dub, sometimes the dub voice actors had to rush their lines in to fit the cut scene length. This is pretty obvious in FFX with shit like "I wanted to go to Zanarkand... withyunabymyside"
>>715618764>rather than abusing bullshit frame-perfect glitches that get you from the title screen to the final boss in 20 seconds.Like this you mean? https://www.twitch.tv/videos/648726557
>>715619741As someone who grew up on ff6-9, I kept waiting for the moment when the world map fully opens up, and it didn't really click that it won't happen until I got in the al bhed airship and it was just a menu of level selections. I can't begin to express my disappointment.
>>715619741Palette swaps are par for the course in the FF series and many other jarpigs. The real disappointing thing is the lack of monster types some of the modern games had. FFXVI feels like there's barely a dozen distinct encounters.
>>715619810That skip's bonkers, but as long as there's no Carry Armor skip, there's still the chance of wiping several hours in.
Did somebody say weeaboo?
>>715619810>>715619874That's a good point about lip sync - there are multiple reasons why voice acting, especially dubs, sucked in the PS2 era
It didn't really detract from my enjoyment too much, but maybe I'd be more critical now that we've seen so many examples of "doing it right" today
It's hard for me to look at FFX without nostalgia glasses
>>715620017Same. Then there was XII, where every character except Balthier felt plain, or outright annoying like Ashe, and I thought that it couldn't get worse. Then came XIII...
>>715620295XII kind of got the short end of the stick during development, so that's why it's the way it is.
>>715620210That's a paddlin'
>racist horses
? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KdvVpijAsiE
>>715620295Balthier IS the leading man after all.
>>715620405What it got was Matsuno leaving midway and the staff being forced to put the pieces together. Its really obvious during the third act.
>10 hours run
>No pronouns
Yep, it's kino
>>715605957>Like you have no clue if they're supposed to be trans, non-binary, homosexual, or what exactlyFaggot. In any case you're faggot for playing this gay shit.
Supportive couch for the...grieving runner on third attempt??
Back from work.
FFbros is the run looking good?
>>715605957I mean the colors do kind of give it away
Who is the qt on the left?
>>715621592syo's sisterwife
>FFXV later on as well
:D
>Estimate 1 hour
:C
>>715606327No, we've done enough shilling for ASM that the thread can sustain overnight. We don't need anymore past that
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>>715621592From her Insta
>FFX-2 speedrunner FGC cheer squad and mother of kitties Flaming garbage Dungeon MasterShe speedruns, no pronouns, and is a DM
Unfortunately, she's taken
Why are they all so white? Not very inclusive ASM. I bet if the light go out they glow so much they can just play on.
>>715621837She is very cute though.
>ASM2025
Isn't it like 2026 in Austrailia?
This entire game is just hallways with random encounters if you're lucky and cutscenes.
um actually it's 2/5ths. You're suppose to go down to the lowest possible fraction
>>715622137And yet it's kino af
>>715622089You're thinking of Japan
>>715622203In Australia you go to the highest instead.
>>715622089No, its 5202 in ausland dummie
>>715622137Despite what you might think, your life is also a straight hallway. Determinism, fate, god's guidance, doesn't matter how you call it, you ain't got any real choices, you have no influence on your own life. You can't even sit down and NOT go down the hallway. You just do what you're supposed to do, straight line, no curves or crossroads.
FFX is quite a smart game in that regard.
>>715622401woah, god is a game developer?
>>715622401Spoken like a true video essayist
>>715622137Still better than NV
>>715622401>need to take a shit>head to bathroom>last minute, shit my pantsheh, so much for determinism
>>715622401woah............ that's like... so deep................
>>715622401it was my choice to call you a faggot, faggot
>>715622401can god make someone so gay even he will not redeem them?
>>715622401Ah I see, I guess I'm just too peabrained to be a FFX enjoyer.
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>>715622765Wrong. Every facet and factor in your life that led you to be here, on 4chan, in an australian speedrunning contest thread, determined that you will call me a faggot.
I'm simply at peace with my actions being aligned with cosmic will, it's only free will 'tards that get upset when you show them the shackles they're actually wearing.
>>715622401But my youtube self-improvement videos told me life is an open-world game like BotW
>>715623131I used to think like that too, when I was 16
>>715623319>Page 7The dough isn't ready
>>715623303People usually don't get stupider with old age, what happened?
>>715623319she's only 7 you sick cunt
I'm not used to opening a speedrun stream and hearing my own accent. Also, this seems like a comfy FFX run.
>>715623480You'll get it when your brain fully develops.
>>715621837Those are all red flags
>>715623594>I'm not used to opening a speedrun stream and hearing my own accentHaven't heard many Perth accents, always the redheaded stepchild...
>>715623732Hey, don't be hard on yourself. You're not from tassie.
>>715622527>woah, god is a game developer?yes, obviously
>>715623836>>715623836>>715623836made it earlier than i wanted cause i want to take a shower
>>715623480this is just false, people absolutely get stupider with old age. brain cells die and eventually stop being replaced.
>>715623921go shower stinky others can bake