>didnt kill the VA industry
>gets fired
>dies
wtf was the point then, Paimon!?
>have guaranteed job as a super important character that could last well for over 10 years
>throw it and your reputation away for internet points
do women really
>>715602040 (OP)>>715602292Women are echochamber by nature. They have no idea what they were talking about, they see other women do 'thing' and they are going to do 'thing'. The entire 'share the same braincell' term is literally meant for women because they are literal npc in real life.
Its good to see tarded va like paimon va and keqing va got fired (lynette va and candace va soon) because of their own retardedness. Maybe they should think twice before they act next time
>>715602489>Maybe they should think twice before they act next timeSetting your expectations a little to high, anon. These types will never learn. They'll just convince themselves that everyone else is wrong.
>talk shit in US games
get praised as a hero
>talk shit in Jap games
Japs silently seethe but do nothing
>talk shit in Chinamen games
Get fired
That alone is why China will win. Customer is still king there. Because when he's not, some dev gets fucking stabbed in the streets
>>715602292Greed anon. They're never happy with what they have. They always want more. And they've been taught they can keep pushing until they get it. Then they come face to face with the real world. They get a once in a lifetime opportunity. And the greed creeps in. They can't help themselves. They start pushing. And then they get that dose of reality. They throw it all away because they just don't know when to shut the fuck up. Guarantee the new girl will be very quiet except in that recording booth
>>715602292They got paid to sabotage whatever they're trying to represent more than they can ever earn for 20 years.
>>715602040 (OP)this retard wasn't even part of the strike
>>715602040 (OP)QRD???
did all the ENG VA-tards get fired finally???
does that outfit come off or do you have to put her in the washing machine with it when there's a stain?
>>715607579it comes off every few hours when you help her pee and poo
I bet they're wishing umamusume had an eng dub
>>715602040 (OP)>diesCorina died?
I knew she was insane, didn't know she had it in her.
>>715604403you forgot one little detail: she can't act so she'd never be able to pretend to be that retarded on camera
>>715607579It comes off, there was a swimming suit scene with Paimon last year
>>715607702She didn't die but considering how she posted a tiktok of herself vomiting in a toilet while answering questions I'd imagine it's soon
>berates employer
>gets replaced by employer
>shocked Pikachu face
>>715607993free speech chud
>>715607993Western VAs are too comfortable shitting on devs and gamers. They never get punished
>>715602040 (OP)>wtf was the point then, Paimon!?Does she really look like a girl with a plan?
>>715604403You have a very generous imagination you think chinks pay voice actors that kind of money.
>>715604403she wasn't in SAG
>>715608359she looked pretty saggy to me
>>715602040 (OP)At least she took down her coworker with her lol
Paimon died for your sins. You should be thanking her buddy.
>>715608359She was a fi-core scab.
>>715607993>manages to be such a vile cunt even Reddit turns on her
>>715608295They hired all the biggest Jap VAs, those don't work for free
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>new chick is anonymous
cursed role
>>715602040 (OP)>the most important VA job in biggest game>all she had to do is shut the fuck up and earn big fat paychecks by doing an easy job>literally just couldn't shut the fuck up and got firedWhy are they like this?
>>715608492https://youtu.be/3YoA3QiAGj4?feature=shared
>>715602292>wasn't in sagaftra>continued to work while everyone else was getting starved out>had convention appearance/autograph/photo money for the rest of her life>all she had to do was stfuthis level of stupidity needs to be studied
>>715608625Two possibilities
1. Its AI slop
2. VA who replace other VA work wont get to interact in public in order to protect their career from sagger mafia
Wait is paimon really dead? I might get back into genshin
>>715608793how much of that was she didn't think they would fire her because they didn't want to have to rerecord all her old lines
>>715608625She should've used an alias like, say, Shizuki Hiyori, or something.
>>715608864Several months ago she was crying begging to camera for donation because her husband is getting laid off and they have no money, saying that she will stream genshin in twitch so that players could donate to her on that platform. She was still working in genshin that time but because genshin have no content (lol) it means she dont get to voice paimon and there's no money
>>715608793I'll take "being raised in privileged part of american society and never encountering any hardships in her whole life" for 100, Alex.
>>715602040 (OP)I liked her voice...
>>715608934no
they just replaced her eng VA
https://www.reddit.com/r/Genshin_Impact/comments/1le6jab/the_new_paimon_va_sounds_great
>>715609337Her delivery was fun at times but I won't miss the screeching goblin
>>715608793It's called being American
>>715609248she got work every 6 weeks, ranjit
there hasn't been a patch where Paimon did not get new voice lines
>>715608793They're women. Women are never happy, will never be happy and are both malevolent and retarded on a fundamental biological level. If you don't already know this, you will fall for their traps like the blind and crippled prey animal you are.
>>715609404They probably record in advance and dumb bitch wasted everything they paid her.
>>715602040 (OP)>didnt kill the VA industryShe killed the west VA industry, now China and Japan will look elsewhere, like England for VAs instead.
>>715609601I can see this already. WuWa has a lot of European VAs and I honestly like the EN dub and it's my option when doing quests.
>>715609601I don't understand why people even hired americans? American accent is shit.
>>715609248>willingly takes a part time job>beggs for money onlineDo Americans REALLY???
>>715602040 (OP)>Not playing in Chinese or JapaneseHeh.
>>715608882>1. Its AI slopI'd be pretty funny if this happens and reignites the VA strike.
>>715609732They're cheap. Sadly they don't know when to shut up on Twitter.
>>715609906>on TwitterThey just don't know when to shut up.
>>715609248How in the actual fuck, Paimon must be like the character with more lines a game character ever had
>Npc: I need soup>Paimon: Oi, this npc needs soup!
>>715602040 (OP)ZZZ literally had the same thing happen. VAs got uppity and thought they couldn't be fired, only to discover they can in fact be fired. On the bright side, the better VAs (e.g. Christina Vee for Miyabi) knew how to shut the fuck up and avoid being fired.
>>715608795how the fuck do people play this game with the english dub
fucking mongs
>>715609436The reason for this is XX by the way they can never have a โbalancedโ mental state. They retain no masculine component to their psyche which is why the craziest chicks have no male partner. Men are capable of being content due to XY, yin yang shit they have the feminine and masculine within themselves and itโs why the most reprehensible dogshit men are out of balance, either too feminine (trannies) or too masculine (insecure violent retards)
>>715610034>the better VAs (e.g. Christina Vee
>>715610034that retard voicing the furry in his very first role got fired striking while not in the VA guild
>>715610106anime is manstream now, Crunchyroll, etc
most anime shit is played and watched with Eng dubs
>dubslop
You get what you deserve.
Meanwhile JP Paimon continues to be amazing.
>>715610106For the same reason I don't watch nu-anime. It's just not worth your time. This game's dialogues definitely not worth the time reading them.
>>715610390Replace every single VA with Dori and I may consider switching to JP.
>>715608864What's funny is that she got downgraded to voicing kids shit like Robogobo
why did the VA get fired?
I don't play or track gacha.
>>715610574somethign somehtign SAG union walkout casue of ai-voices
>>715610574refusing to show up for work
>>715602292https://youtu.be/Gox_de4vjrQ?feature=shared
>>715602040 (OP)>Not part of the strike>Calls new VAs scabs for not participating>Is a fucking scab herself>Claims she's not a scab because "muh disability, muh healthcare">Tries to force Chinese companies to comply with her demands to be a part of the biggest fucking grift in the industry, VA monopolies.>China says "lolnowayfag">Gets butthurt and decides to leave, which then bites her in the ass.
>>715610574SAG union:
Don't train our voice on Ai, ever or else, we will stop work until you promise.
Hoyo:
I ain't even American bro
SAG Union:
Still walking out
Corrina:
Me too!
Hoyo:
You ain't even SAG tho
>>715602292Women don't use logic they use feelings to make decisions. There's a reason why men and women are meant to be together other than sex
That bitch ruined Genshin for me. I can't listen to Paimon now without hearing the VA's angry screeching. She deserves to never work in the industry again.
>>715610034Even funnier it happened to Star Rail's main characters. They were quiet as far as I knew, but still got replaced just because they took too long to get back to work.
>>715610106I don't like chingchong
>>715611231>walk out on your job>for months > company replaces youWHAT WERE THEY THINKING????
>>715602292if you have a chance to fuck everything up would you take it?
>>715610574VA union (working more like a mafia) tries to use the AI scare to gain a monopoly on Hoyo eng dub by pretending they fight for good wages and 0 AI work. Then Venti's va reveals she got threatened into striking and they are already paid the union rate.
I was shocked then I realized it was the english VA. I use JP VA because I'm a faggot
I just found out that Union in America only cover Union members, non-union members don't get anything, Jesus Christ.
>>715602040 (OP)>diesDon't play with my emotions like that, you fuck. I was getting the bubbly out.
>>715612087just join the union bro
>>715612087That's literally every union everywhere, anon.
It's still hilarious that these retards conducted wildcat strikes on behalf of a union they're not even members of though.
>>715612087Union are a good thing in paper
In reality it's corpo trash with a different paintjob
>>715608793mental illness
>>715612239>That's literally every union everywhere, anon.not in my country, I work at construction, never join Union and I still get Union benefits.
>>715610574>murrican VA union wants studios to only hire union members>tells its members to go on strike until studios bend the knee>they all get fired and replaced by brits
>>715607927>she posted a tiktok of herself vomiting in a toilet Post the video
>>715610890The funniest thing is china already has rules about not using AI for voicework
Why would you use english va in the first place?
>>715602489that is just human behavior
nobody in this sewer can complain about echo chambers
>>715613072Why are you typing in english?
>>715613156Azรฉrt mert nem รฉrtenรฉd meg a kรฉrdรฉst te kretรฉn
The union agreement they wanted Hoyo to sign was hilarious. You must use union VAs. You must seek out permission in advance if you want to use a non union VA. Of course we donโt have to give you permission, use this union VA instead.
>>715613212We all understand you just fine, turkroach
>>715610108>the effects of the absolute travesty, that is the American education system
>>715613156it's the only language you know ;)
>>715613072why shouldn't I
>>715609797She's hotter with clothes on
>>715608882After what happened with Kinich, I wouldn't be surprised if they will make every replacement VA anonymous
I don't watch anime with english dub, because I'm not american. Can anyone post best examples of english dub for japanese media? To compare, that's probably the best example of ru-dub.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yZ_tbz-GQdM
>>715609601>inb4 welsh and scotish scene actors take over VA scene in anime game thanks to nintendo pawing the way
>>715609732British accent is worse than dogshit.
>>715610034Jane Doe VA is easily one of the best in ZZZ and she striked.
>>715613072EN Furina mogs the other dubs hard
>>715614436>nintendo*elden ring
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>>715615750>he doesnt know
>>715602292Same shit happened to Bayonetta's VA. They just want more money
>>715615747Her voice is the real treasure. One of the reasons Furina sold so well.
>>715608098They're also too comfortable appropriating characters as if they own them.
>Designer/Artist makes the design>Modeller makes the model>Writer gives the character a story and personality>VA just voices the lines written by the writer>Somehow VA is convinced they have the authority to represent the character and/or make statements as the character.
>>715613072it makes f/a/gs seethe
>>715615747didn't she create her own agency because she was tired of the union's shiite
>>715613072Ai do notto speaku nihongo
>>715613072Because of fontaine.
>>715615970PAIMON SAYS TRANS RIGHTS!
>>715615587when I was forced to do dailies on mobile and had the voice settings still set to english, I was surprised that her voice was exactly the same as jp, really impressive
>>715613212No one asked you to come to an American discussion board faggot, if you really think English speakers are such cretins you're more than welcome to crawl back to whatever cockroach infested shithole you came from. All of us living in the civilized world would be much happier that way
>>715615747listening to her is a god damn joy
>>715613072I switch back and forth between JP and EN. While Japan is usually on point on voice acting, the sheer amount of characters is bound to bring some misscasts or phoned in performances. I'd say JP has 8 out 10 proper voices, while EN 5 out of 10.
>>715615747EN Furina is indeed very good.
>>715613707That is one of the demand that fag aftra wants; if a va were to be recasted, the new va shouldnt take a credit (put his name on credit as the new va) for his work because it can be considered as scab gesture to his fellow voice actor comrade kek
>>715617106>while EN 5 out of 10.that's fair, a lot of the girls sound just like "girl"
>>715617106damn, ajaw really is an asshole
>>715617106>picThat's depressing... and there's a vile ajaw
>have an amazing job
>you get both money and recognition
>literally hold the golden cock by the balls
>literally all you have to do is YOUR FUCKING JOB
>throw it all away and start shittalking your employer
I will literally never understand how such dumb cunts end up in such privileged jobs.
>>715607229She did get fired
Dont know if she died tho
>>715617106>take me stars aboveHoly shit, that's deep! Knowing the deep lore.
>>715617106>Zhong Li>"yeah man I'm good" (passes away)kek
freminet fallen lines are so fucking depressing bros...
>>715602292The bitch only needed to put the fries in the bag and cash the checks. Now she's radioactive to the entire industry and will never get work again.
>>715618172for me its kazuha's
>>715618172so are navia's and furina's
>>715618172sex with freminet
>>715615932Not nearly as important or big of a role.
>>715609436This. Women do not experience joy. The closest they can get is shared misery.
More hangouts with Beidou when?
>>715609601bongs & their funny accents would definitely spice up any game. americans all sound so monotone with the same speech patterns.
honestly the entire VA industry should move to the u.k
>>715619082I'll hang out with her alright
>>715619167>bongs & their funny accentsI guffaw'd when I visited a merchant in the huge china city in the china zone in wuwa and he started talking like a scotsman
>>715613072functionally illiterate normalfags think a) listening to something is easier than reading it and b) they have to listen to all the dialogue instead of skipping it
>>715619849then why have VA in the first place
>>715613092How is 4chan an echo chamber, this place has never been more adversarial, you can post the most basic shit that fundamentally everyone with a brain agrees on and somebody will come at you swinging at least for (you)'s
>>715613092Why do ESLs format their posts like a poem
>>715620032cuz haikus are awesome
>>715609337Do dubfags really? It was fucking unbearable
>>715613072i don't. english in western games, japanese in anime games, simple as.
>b-but it's chineseaside from having watched/played hundreds of hours of things in japanese and being used to the way the language sounds and knowing many of the voice actors, it's also atonal like english is, which makes it much easier for me to glean inflection, emotion, etc. if i spoke a tonal language i'd probably be more comfortable hearing chinese or korean, but i'm not.
>>715618487Nah fren, freminet is different. Not trying to compare misery or anything but atleast with furina and navia they have the entire nation on their back while freminet literally have no one for him
>>715618614based https://rule34.xyz/post/3748094
*hits pipe*
The strike fell apart because the VAs let the mask slip completely. Nearly everyone was on their side when it was about muh AI protections. But then hoyo shacked up with a new contractor that has AI protections already so the union couldn't really play that card anymore. So now you had them dragging out the strike with no clear reason, and the longer it went on, the more retard VAs would run their mouths until they got frustrated and attacked anyone and everyone not on their side.
>>715620136Ywnba japanese person
Ywaba weeb larping as japanese person
>>715620598fremi's siblings love him!
and some would say Gaming does too!
My favorite part about this situation is that this stupid fucking cunt was telling everyone else working on genshin to stop doing lines because the strike was going on. WHILE SHE WAS STILL DOING WORK FOR GENSHIN
and when people asked her why she did that, she said "i need to pay bills, duh." when she was finally on the edge of being fired, she said "umm actually they haven't paid me in months, so i'm going to stop now." She was working for money that she needed, but also not being paid. She was telling people not to work, but also working at the same time. And the real kicker? She was never even apart of the SAG that she was supposed to be supporting with her "strike" and constant bitching about Mihoyo
She actually fucked herself and all the other voice actors in the industry so hard, accomplished absolutely nothing, and is now a jobless idiot who is clearly blacklisted from future jobs. You could not pay a saboteur enough money to get these kinds of results, its outstanding work. All she had to do was SHUT THE FUCK UP
>>715621283women need men to tard-wrangle them about everything. our past generations who had decided to leave largely important matters to men alone for thousands of years were no fools. now women are "free & emancipated" & ruin everything they take part in. even though they're basically being handed everything in a silver platter.
>>715607927she just has crohn's disease. not life threatening
>>715621956This is a really special case though, centered on an incredibly "special" woman. She is genuinely fucking crazy, you can tell just by looking at her that she is on a ton of pharmaceuticals. Truly a product of these modern times, even more retarded and self centered than the common woman
>>715620695I prefer tthe kind like bludwing
>>715609248she was bullshitting
she made 250k$+ a year for genshin according to sag rules, enough to cover you for years if you save up
though she lives in extremely expensive place in LA in cali, i looked up how much housing cost there and a basic 3 bedroom place will set you up around 1mln$ so i guess its possible shes out of cash, slap in an expensive car or two and you can easily burn through all the money she mad eon genshin
>>715609601idk why people keep parroting this
since the strike ended new project VAs have been consistently announced for SAG actors
>>715607993>>gets replaced by employerNot even, they gave the VAs literally a fucking year, a year of time to ger their shit together
Most good companies will give you 3 months top as a "repair" period, it took so much shit for them to finally recast her its insane, in most places she would be gone after a week of her shit
>>715613072fyi it was recently proven that on Crunchyroll, 53% use dubs and on Netflix 90% of all anime watchers watch dubs
>>715608793>>literally just couldn't shut the fuck up and got firedpretty sure what got her fired was attacking other VAs from the company, i doubt chinks care how much globohomo shit she pushed, wasnt until the recasting started and she melted down when they got rid of her
>>715608882>1. Its AI slopclearly not
new VA sounds like shes afraid to wake up her parents while she records from her bedroom
>>715610890stop making shit up
protest wasnt about AI, it was about enforcing unionization, so Hoyo eaither fires all non SAG actors, or forces them to sign up
AI shit was signed years ago, inlcuding other agreements to pay rises and shit, this was like third protest in a row
>>715610574we dont know, but probably for her online behaviour over last 2 years, which including pushing the VA strike, attacking non striking VAs, lying about not being paid by hoyo and defaming hoyo and its staff
think what pushed it over the line was her threatening to leave, she just kept doubling down and the lack of reaction from Hoyo made her more and more mad it seems
>>715602040 (OP)>wtf was the point then, Paimon!?
>>715607229A number did, but most finally returned. A lot were straight up being threatened by SAG-AFTRA like Venti's VA.
But I think 3 voices are recast:
- Kinich (which triggered the whole shitshow)
- Paimon
- Keqing
And finally I think they will also recast:
-Candace
So all the agitators (minus Kinich, in his case it was just because he was merely only voiced for a single version before going silent so his majority of content was unvoiced)
>>715602040 (OP)>diesDid she die already in the game though?
>>715613707A lot of VAs in ZZZ also remained anonymous... until the first year was over, THEN they were revealed.
That is probably the smartest approach. After a year nobody will care. They will have gotten used to the voice by then.
>>715627121>like Venti's VA.she was dying to get back because she's the voice of Istaroth and Venti is in the summer event
>>715619997after the extremists left the mainstream sites, this place became an echo chamber
what was horny posting and wanting big tits in games, became ideological stubbornness projected onto society as a whole
many people here are social outcasts that dig themselves deeper by continuing to feed their confirmation bias
>>715626926>>715602040 (OP)>character looks stupid>VA is also stupidVery funny.
>>715602040 (OP)I would be filling that thing with semen every single day, just saying.
>>715627504is it too late to get that outfit
>>715627669it's permanent
comes with the mission
>>715618357She and elliot ghindi should team up
>>715626926I love Paimon so much it's unreal
>>715602292They don't call it a woman moment for no reason.
>>715628213This but not sexually
>go on strike in solidarity with other people who are a part of a union that you are not a part of
>said union that protects them from getting shitcanned while on strike does not apply to you
>get shitcanned
It couldn't have happened to a better person.
personally i just think the fat white potato fairy is funny
>>715628213emergency onahole
Can you get Paimon pregnant?
>>715629209someone should make a spinoff where you can get all the girls pregnant
So what are going to be the themes of Nod Kraj?
The themes of Natlan were construction, island beach resort, extreme sports, mysticism, cowboys and gymbros.
Fantasy vs Sci-fi is a confirmed one (Split Fiction, Tales of Arise,...) with the sci-fi city and Fatui ubertech, but there's definitely going to be more as they seem to be going for the same disjoint areas for disjoint factions as in Natlan. Any guesses?
Maybe Pinocchio (Lies of Pi) with the Krumkake workshop since they get a playable waifu character?
>>715629396whats the rundown on a fucking ship in that tales game
>>715629531It's the entire plot of the game, anon.
Two planets co-orbiting each other, the civilisation on the other planet progresses far enough to make guns and spaceships (plus magic), travels to the medieval world of magic and curbstomps them. They kill all magic users (so they're only up against swords and shields) and enslave everyone to extract the local resources.
Of course, as it turns out, it is FF7/10-ish in that what makes this resource interesting is that it's basically magical souls of the medieval people and they gotta kill them to get it.
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>>715629209no, there's a black hole in her belly
how do you think she can eat so much?
What is Yupeng doing nowadays, anyway?
Did he drop out of vidya entirely and go back to scoring C-dramas?
I'm listening to Settlers Maya soundtrack (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=toJY5iayXM4&list=PLcLzEZJW_y8wCi1kzt4U5DJn6qK-M8yWP&index=1) and thinking what sort of bullshit he'd come up with and make the orchestra do if he was still in charge.
>>715602292Many such cases. It's also why Alyssa Mercante and Taylor Lorenz got fired.
>>715614436I hope so, that accent is pure sex
>>715613072>jap dubEHHHHH WATASHI DESU KA??? IKEEEEEEEEE!!!
>china dubShongshangshingxongswawa
>America dubI can actually do something else and look away while listening to that. Optimizing my time.
>>715627121Me personally, a complete overhaul should be done. Remove anyone in a union so we can finally bury this for good.
What the FUCK were they thinking with this event?
Can someone please tell me!? This must genuinely be the worst single event Genshin ever had.
>>715632378>I can actually do something else and look away while listening to some Californian cunt ruining the character with her valley girl accent.ftfy
>>715633359didn't try it yet
why do you hate it?
>>715631602I think he out out some albums recently or something
>>715622586well yeah we already know normalfags can't read
>>715633561Navia is cute!
>Another summer event without Klee
sad!
>>715633646You're forced to tard wrangle people who don't read the objectives and try to brute force everything with their poorly made characters.
That's to say nothing of the obnoxious challenges themselves where you're pitted against shields of elements you don't have the right characters for because the game wants you to do specific reactions.
If it was one round it'd be tolerable but you have to wait through 3 miserable challenges.
>>715634274she's been in all but one and the one she wasn't in had Oz impersonating her
>>715634442you still get points for losing so it doesn't matter
>>715634274She will make a small appearance. Trust me.
Every game should just lack voice acting. Like pokemon
>>715633359>join with the wrong weapon equippedI haven't felt that embarrassed in a while...
Every game should include gibberish voice acting. Like Animal Crossing.
>>715635829they should have rare-esque blips and blurbs
>>715635953I was there btw, laughing at you the whole time.
>>715619167Eveybody but americans have decent dubs.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WyzFwwCBCR4
Whatโs going on with my โboysโ and, in some cases, โgals?โ Theyโre all going after me, when I am doing a FANTASTIC JOB! Weโre on one Team, FONTAINE, and I donโt like whatโs happening. We have a PERFECT archon, THE TALK OF THE WORLD, and โselfish peopleโ are trying to hurt me, all over a rumor which never dies, the Prophecy. For years, itโs the Prophecy, over and over again. Why are we giving publicity to Files written by the Steambird, Crooked Charlotte, the Spina di Rosula, the Fatui, and the Losers and Criminals of the Narzissenkreuz, who conned our country with the Flood, Flood, Flood Hoax?
>>715627639i wonder: if i replaced that finger with my penis would she suck on it ahahahahh
>>715637292@gruk what did he mean by this?
>>715637910Why Sumeru love the akasha so much? Is it because they can't think for themselves?
>>715637910gruk no understand
bonk on head?
>>715637560I'd give you a 95% chance of being penisless after trying.
is venti even really a boy? isn't he actually some fucking wisp or some shit?
>>715602040 (OP)They killed off Paimon?
Being an american voice actor sounds like a nightmare.
>>715639579Yes to the latter, also the time god shares his VA and he is probably part of her.
>2025
>Paimon still has low amount of doujins
She's litterally a perfect onahole. How could this happen?
Was this abyss really fucking easy or have I finally reached the point where I can do them with my eyes closed?
>>715640291my retard wife
and my other retard wife