Thread 715607868

>>715607868 (OP)
>stress induced eye rings and underbags
kino in young women

who will be playing ruto?

HUNTER WILL NEVER. EVER. BE A GATHERER.


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

For me, it's Zelda BBC porn.

>>715607994
She just has puffy eyelids and sloping cheekbones

>>715608107
We know, hunter xister

>>715608125
I know. I like knowing women were just crying moments before I saw them.

She looks like she'd be a better Hermione in this image.

>>715607994
You know what causes that, right

>>715607868 (OP)
Nice, now the tranny lovers can shut the fuck up.

>>715607868 (OP)
Hair color doesn't match.

>>715608193
why?

NOOOO! I was told by alleged sources that according to their reports that people close to the situation said he would be hired.

She looks nice

>>715607868 (OP)
>>715608225

how is her voice? I hope she's not into slow vocal fry nonsense like most girls these days

>>715607868 (OP)
I want to watch BoTW Zelda fuck a musky bokoblin tribe right in front of me.

>12 year old link
>22 year old zelda
based

>>715608452
They solved the manlet problem for Link

>>715608107
Kirsche?

>>715608802
They're right though.

>>715607868 (OP)
hunter will never be a huntress

>>715608802
>hello anyway KEK BBC KEK BBC NTR NTR
fucking christ these faggot tranny bbc posters are so much worse than ponies

>>715607868 (OP)
Who cares?

>>715608802
>>715610506
Who would have guessed that the right wing vtuber Kirsche was into bbc cuck shit, that's so out of character for right wingers

>>715608452
Oh my
I would have expected that if they were gonna do that it would be older link younger zelda

>>715607868 (OP)
who?

>>715608204
VIP tickets to Epstein island?

>>715610506
Seethe harder, snoy

>>715608452
/ss/ kino is back on the menu boys

>>715610973
what is this image supposed to be telling me

>>715608382
>Wanting fake, unnatural women
Vile

>>715608107
Based

>>715610973
>>715608802
>Twitter
>Mentally Ill person

Yep, checks out.

Kill all spics

>>715607868 (OP)
Based. Troons mad.

>>715611270
Don't worry, it's understandable only to a specific branch of brainrotted dramafag /vt/umors

>>715611270
Anon thinks that all lolbert females are into BBC because he's watched too much sissy hypno

>>715607868 (OP)
>trannies mad they hired a 20 year old girl instead of their almost 30 year old plastic surgery creature that they only wanted because they saw one picture with makeup that vaguely reminded them of Twilight Princess(which wouldn't have even been top 5 in choices for games they'd adapt anyway)

So was the tranny an actual candidate or was it just some random tranny people obsess about?

>>715613151
They probably thought spamming it over the internet would influence the casting.

>>715607868 (OP)
What game are they even adapting?

>>715613151
>random reporter asks actor who's acting career is pretty barren "hey would you like to be in a movie for one of the biggest franchises ever????"
>person says yes obviously
>"BREAKING NEWS(MASSIVE SCOOP NOT CLICKBAIT): THIS ACTOR IS SHOWING INTEREST IN THIS PROJECT??????? NINTENDO, HIRE THIS ACTOR!!!!!!"
Everything that had been coming out about the movie before hand should've already told you Hunter was not a candidate, like how they were aiming for late teens aged actors for Link and Zelda while Hunter is late 20s.

>>715613393
What game did the Mario movie adapt? None. It was an amalgam of various. They'll probably do the same for this one

>>715613393
Hopefully it's an original Legend like how each game has its own story.
They will probably borrow from the games but not adapt one:one.

Link doesn't talk, why is he in a movie?

>>715607868 (OP)
Looney Troons losing grip on the culture.

>>715613151
it was pushed by his agent / PR team and the internet of course played into their hands and latched onto it because a man playing a woman is a surefire way to get every lukewarm dim bulb take from terminally online losers the world over

>>715608107
for me it's loving vanilla zelink sex with handholding that leads to pregnancy and many happy children

>>715608225
the vast majority of blonde women aren't actually blonde they just dye their hair because it gives them like +2 attractiveness points
that's why there are so many more blonde girls in college than in the real world, many stop dying their hair once they enter the "real world" (blondes are also taken less seriously professionally)

>>715613393
Yeah it'll likely be something original while keeping the general premise of legendary hero has to defeat ganon at the request of zelda.

I mean across the whole series, which game would have the most potential for a good movie adaptation? Its definitely not something you can start with, but I think spirit tracks has a lot of room for funny interactions. Wind Waker would also be a fun one. But if I had to pick a starter place I'm guessing LttP or OoT are no brainers. Majoras mask seems more like something a fan project would pick up since hollywood doesn't like to do groundhog day type movies anymore.

Matt Berry as ganon confirmed

>>715614134
>I thought I saw that Hunter was an official casting
Why are redditors so dumb?

>>715610973
>wow all women are openly interracial rape fetishists
>is the answer "women cannot preserve culture and have a biological drive to undermine society, and therefore do not deserve political rights"
>no, clearly the solution is "right wing men also like BBC porn but hide it better"

>>715608802
>twitter trannies are okay shaming someone else for their fetish
>but them getting mocked for their fetish of dressing as women is not okay
Is it just twitter, or are all of them this retarded?

>>715614891
mocking? they're clearly pushing him to come out of the closet and embrace it

>>715615051
>posting it publicly, telling them to admit it and how all their fans are obviously also into it
Seems like a clear mockery to me.

>>715614306
Keese!