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Anonymous 7/16/2025, 1:21:02 PM No.715608852 [Report] >>715608916 >>715609391 >>715609510 >>715609676 >>715610213 >>715610269 >>715610324 >>715611535 >>715612168 >>715615494 >>715616307 >>715616615 >>715618231
Zelda cast confirmed
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So troons on suicide watch after hyping up Hunter Schafer as Zelda for the last 5 years? Or will they pretend they never cared?
Anonymous 7/16/2025, 1:22:28 PM No.715608916 [Report]
>>715608852 (OP)
they will certainly shitpost nintendo even more now
Anonymous 7/16/2025, 1:28:51 PM No.715609217 [Report]
Both attractive
Based
Fuck troons and kikes
Nintendo won
Zelink won
Nicocado lost
Anonymous 7/16/2025, 1:32:23 PM No.715609391 [Report]
>>715608852 (OP)
he's really cute
Anonymous 7/16/2025, 1:34:47 PM No.715609510 [Report]
>>715608852 (OP)
I'm glad it's not a tranny
BUT
it was never gonna be a tranny, the articles were reporting on sources that were commenting on rumours that were unsourced (read: us).
the panic was literally 4chan doomposts spiralling back through the internet's ruminant gut into our mouths in diarrheal form
AND
the live action zelda film is a mistake and should not exist regardless of who's cast
Anonymous 7/16/2025, 1:37:44 PM No.715609676 [Report]
>>715608852 (OP)
They are complaining saying how "none of the real nintendo fans are happy with it" and will be boycotting the movie.
Anonymous 7/16/2025, 1:47:47 PM No.715610213 [Report]
>>715608852 (OP)
she cute!
Anonymous 7/16/2025, 1:48:40 PM No.715610269 [Report] >>715610872 >>715611606
>>715608852 (OP)
What about Chris Pratt?
Anonymous 7/16/2025, 1:49:32 PM No.715610324 [Report] >>715610727 >>715612062
>>715608852 (OP)
Jack Black as Epona
Anonymous 7/16/2025, 1:57:02 PM No.715610727 [Report]
>>715610324
NORMAL JOCKEY
Anonymous 7/16/2025, 1:58:05 PM No.715610787 [Report] >>715611443 >>715611528 >>715611823 >>715612302 >>715616486
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>heterochromia
Oh yeah, she's kino
Anonymous 7/16/2025, 1:59:48 PM No.715610872 [Report]
>>715610269
He's so cool!
Anonymous 7/16/2025, 2:10:09 PM No.715611443 [Report] >>715613465 >>715614906
>>715610787
He's eyes are the same color bro
Anonymous 7/16/2025, 2:11:41 PM No.715611528 [Report] >>715613465
>>715610787

That's homochromia ya homo.
Anonymous 7/16/2025, 2:11:50 PM No.715611535 [Report]
>>715608852 (OP)
So was the mostly miscast celeb casting of the Mario movie Universal's fault then?
Anonymous 7/16/2025, 2:12:59 PM No.715611606 [Report]
>>715610269
Ganondorf. He's the real protagonist of the movie.
Anonymous 7/16/2025, 2:16:39 PM No.715611823 [Report] >>715613465 >>715614507
>>715610787
>inner v outer heterochromia
Lame, I have that, that shouldn't even count.
Anonymous 7/16/2025, 2:19:21 PM No.715611994 [Report]
>this is miyamoto
Anonymous 7/16/2025, 2:20:31 PM No.715612062 [Report]
>>715610324
LO-LO-LO-LON LON
RA-RA-RA-RANCH
Anonymous 7/16/2025, 2:21:40 PM No.715612148 [Report]
>no hunter as zelda
>no elliot as link
missed opportunity, shit would've made a billion easy. not this garbage will be forgotten within a week
Anonymous 7/16/2025, 2:22:07 PM No.715612168 [Report]
>>715608852 (OP)
They should've cast a tranny (as Link).
Anonymous 7/16/2025, 2:24:21 PM No.715612302 [Report] >>715613465
>>715610787
Those are the same colour eyes retard
Anonymous 7/16/2025, 2:44:35 PM No.715613465 [Report]
>>715611443
>>715611528
>>715612302
Educate yourselves
>>715611823
You're kino
Anonymous 7/16/2025, 3:01:41 PM No.715614507 [Report]
>>715611823
Yeah same, isn't this like common
Anonymous 7/16/2025, 3:08:55 PM No.715614906 [Report]
>>715611443
You're and idiot
Anonymous 7/16/2025, 3:18:52 PM No.715615494 [Report]
>>715608852 (OP)
>troons on suicide watch
So nothing has changed?
Anonymous 7/16/2025, 3:32:05 PM No.715616307 [Report] >>715616359 >>715616560
>>715608852 (OP)
Are they 13 years old or something?
Anonymous 7/16/2025, 3:32:51 PM No.715616359 [Report] >>715616417
>>715616307
I know you're an old man now but link and zelda are still young.
Anonymous 7/16/2025, 3:33:56 PM No.715616417 [Report] >>715617502
>>715616359
Makes sense that anti-trans MAGA epsteinites want to watch 13 year olds make out.
Anonymous 7/16/2025, 3:35:04 PM No.715616486 [Report]
>>715610787
Actually that's a cool mix, and I could see it color corrected to exaggerate it a bit more, like the light part is Hylia's goddess bloodline.
Anonymous 7/16/2025, 3:36:04 PM No.715616560 [Report]
>>715616307
The plan is for it to be a trilogy. So they can gradually grow up for each movie.
Anonymous 7/16/2025, 3:37:09 PM No.715616615 [Report]
>>715608852 (OP)
Dogshit casting, just like the Mario movie.
Anonymous 7/16/2025, 3:51:35 PM No.715617502 [Report]
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Anonymous 7/16/2025, 4:02:04 PM No.715618231 [Report]
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>>715608852 (OP)
Why are the Grand Old Pedos covering up Epstein's list?