So troons on suicide watch after hyping up Hunter Schafer as Zelda for the last 5 years? Or will they pretend they never cared?

>>715608852 (OP)
they will certainly shitpost nintendo even more now

Both attractive
Based
Fuck troons and kikes
Nintendo won
Zelink won
Nicocado lost

>>715608852 (OP)
he's really cute

>>715608852 (OP)
I'm glad it's not a tranny
BUT
it was never gonna be a tranny, the articles were reporting on sources that were commenting on rumours that were unsourced (read: us).
the panic was literally 4chan doomposts spiralling back through the internet's ruminant gut into our mouths in diarrheal form
AND
the live action zelda film is a mistake and should not exist regardless of who's cast

>>715608852 (OP)
They are complaining saying how "none of the real nintendo fans are happy with it" and will be boycotting the movie.

>>715608852 (OP)
she cute!

>>715608852 (OP)
What about Chris Pratt?

>>715608852 (OP)
Jack Black as Epona

>>715610324
NORMAL JOCKEY

>heterochromia
Oh yeah, she's kino

>>715610269
He's so cool!

>>715610787
He's eyes are the same color bro

>>715610787

That's homochromia ya homo.

>>715608852 (OP)
So was the mostly miscast celeb casting of the Mario movie Universal's fault then?

>>715610269
Ganondorf. He's the real protagonist of the movie.

>>715610787
>inner v outer heterochromia
Lame, I have that, that shouldn't even count.

>this is miyamoto

>>715610324
LO-LO-LO-LON LON
RA-RA-RA-RANCH

>no hunter as zelda
>no elliot as link
missed opportunity, shit would've made a billion easy. not this garbage will be forgotten within a week

>>715608852 (OP)
They should've cast a tranny (as Link).

>>715610787
Those are the same colour eyes retard

>>715611443
>>715611528
>>715612302
Educate yourselves
>>715611823
You're kino

>>715611823
Yeah same, isn't this like common

>>715611443
You're and idiot

>>715608852 (OP)
>troons on suicide watch
So nothing has changed?

>>715608852 (OP)
Are they 13 years old or something?

>>715616307
I know you're an old man now but link and zelda are still young.

>>715616359
Makes sense that anti-trans MAGA epsteinites want to watch 13 year olds make out.

>>715610787
Actually that's a cool mix, and I could see it color corrected to exaggerate it a bit more, like the light part is Hylia's goddess bloodline.

>>715616307
The plan is for it to be a trilogy. So they can gradually grow up for each movie.

>>715608852 (OP)
Dogshit casting, just like the Mario movie.

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>>715608852 (OP)
Why are the Grand Old Pedos covering up Epstein's list?