Thread 715615303 - /v/ [Archived: 232 hours ago]

Anonymous
7/16/2025, 3:15:41 PM No.715615303
John Carmack
John Carmack
md5: bf2f7f73cfb01ace749a5b861c774430๐Ÿ”
Glorified code monkey.
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Anonymous
7/16/2025, 3:20:34 PM No.715615597
>>715615303 (OP)
He was incredibly talented but didn't really effect the evolution of video game graphics at all. Basically, an incredibly talented hobbyist but nothing more.
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Anonymous
7/16/2025, 3:21:06 PM No.715615638
>>715615303 (OP)
Carmack is honestly so cute but he looks like he'd be so boring in bed.
Replies: >>715615776 >>715622215 >>715630174
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 3:22:04 PM No.715615694
Wasn't he a DM and made multiple solo games before id? I think his creative output is being slept on.
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 3:23:15 PM No.715615776
>>715615638
He is not boring, he is efficient
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 3:23:44 PM No.715615808
images
images
md5: 361be773805bf5bdd0acd092ac9d035c๐Ÿ”
>MEGATEXTURES, SON!
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Anonymous
7/16/2025, 3:25:14 PM No.715615895
>>715615303 (OP)
Didn't know we're suppose to hate Carmack now
Replies: >>715636397
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 3:25:24 PM No.715615905
91Ge6tyoILL
91Ge6tyoILL
md5: 47255dc54f23cff94a1057609063cb77๐Ÿ”
Oh hey carmack, enjoying your career?
Would be a shame if you suddenly waste a decade on meme tech...
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Anonymous
7/16/2025, 3:27:07 PM No.715616008
>>715615808
I should hit the gym...
Replies: >>715634554
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 3:27:41 PM No.715616036
>>715615303 (OP)
i just know you're some shade of brown or yellow OP.
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 3:28:57 PM No.715616115
>>715615808
Sam Hyde calling him a pencil neck seems to have cut deep
Replies: >>715619215 >>715630538
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 3:50:05 PM No.715617397
>>715615597
Thank goodness the industry is not full of Carmacks, otherwise we wouldn't have games like STALKER 2! I'd much rather watch lumen ghost shadows at 20 fps than play the new DOOM game at 200 fps on my Dell Inspiron from 2007.
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 3:52:50 PM No.715617583
>>715615808
dam coding makes you like that?!
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 4:08:53 PM No.715618693
>>715615303 (OP)
He's super talented, but yeah. Just like all of the id softbois, his contribution to gaming at large has been exaggerated over the years.
Replies: >>715619698
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 4:14:22 PM No.715619085
>>715615597
>didn't really effect the evolution of video game graphics at all
That's some major bullshit
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 4:16:01 PM No.715619215
john_530_big_678x452
john_530_big_678x452
md5: 1e05938d6de70dcdf508293ad0c951c3๐Ÿ”
>>715616115
How's that game coming, Sam. Still not out? Thought so.
Replies: >>715619698
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 4:16:15 PM No.715619231
>>715615303 (OP)
Video games are code.
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 4:17:06 PM No.715619291
>>715615303 (OP)
Is he better coder than Thor, Coding Jesus or notch?
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 4:17:13 PM No.715619303
>>715615597
You are so hell bent on being a contrarian that you don't even bother double checking what you just wrote. Fuck off and die nigger.
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 4:21:19 PM No.715619608
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md5: 99dde8ac76a4b78ce1f76b43b6c16e41๐Ÿ”
Replies: >>715619787
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 4:22:38 PM No.715619698
>>715615597
>>715618693
>>715619215
He wasted his talents with VR crap. Were he still at iD we'd have Doom Dark Ages actually running properly with path tracing on a 4060.
Replies: >>715619834 >>715627954 >>715633207
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 4:23:55 PM No.715619787
carmack
carmack
md5: 5103d7f4aa7d2e302d47c49e674804f6๐Ÿ”
>>715619608
>โ€œdon't use power tools because they take people's jobsโ€ is not a winning strategy.
Best take on it, he's 100% right
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Anonymous
7/16/2025, 4:24:23 PM No.715619821
>>715615303 (OP)
Unironically thought he was that one actor from that Troll 2 movie
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 4:24:34 PM No.715619834
>>715619698
If his staying with engine and graphics could have benefited gaming at large perhaps, but if it would be limited to nu-Bethesda slop then VR was the better thing.
Replies: >>715620706
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 4:24:41 PM No.715619846
As opposed to what genius of innovation who stands head and shoulders above him, op?
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 4:25:26 PM No.715619905
lum-urusei
lum-urusei
md5: 36e7da527df48f567180c57d37290fc2๐Ÿ”
>>715615303 (OP)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5W_wd9Qf0IE
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 4:26:44 PM No.715619998
>>715619787
Pretty much, AI also does not provide creativity, a vision, and the mindset required to fully realize project released from start to finish.
Its literally just a tool.
Replies: >>715621929
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 4:36:52 PM No.715620706
>>715619834
I can imagine him showing the industry how to actually optimize path tracing, because right now everyone and pushing ray/path tracing to the max and relying on upscaling to get 60fps on a 5090.
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Anonymous
7/16/2025, 4:38:49 PM No.715620842
the anecdote about stealing an apple II from school is really amusing
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 4:44:23 PM No.715621234
>>715620706
Yeah that would have been swell actually
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 4:53:18 PM No.715621929
>>715619787
>>715619998
I'm working with an artist on a nude mod using AI.
AI does the heavy lifting of giving almost the entire structure of the nude version, and then the artist fixes any fuckups the AI made.
Other artists have tried doing the same thing, but they get burned out quickly, because it's too much work.

We, on the other hand, are fucking 800 nudes in: https://files.catbox.moe/vxyzt5.png
This shit can be tag-teamed.
Replies: >>715622114 >>715622456
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 4:55:45 PM No.715622114
>>715621929
>800 nudes
The very definition of slop. Just a bunch of regurgitated porn with no thought or care put into any of it lol.
Replies: >>715622245 >>715622264
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 4:57:15 PM No.715622215
>>715615638
Cumming in 2 minutes is peak efficiency.
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 4:57:38 PM No.715622245
>>715622114
>no thought or care put into any of it
Guess again

https://files.catbox.moe/h9an5b.gif
Replies: >>715622456 >>715622795
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 4:58:01 PM No.715622264
>>715622114
pondering the shape of a single set of boobies for 8 months might not be a virtue
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 4:58:32 PM No.715622298
1740112161563424
1740112161563424
md5: 7742cf3a1b94d9dfb6204eaa8a315d7b๐Ÿ”
Carmack is is the upper echelon of intelligence
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 5:00:35 PM No.715622448
>>715615905
Idtech mega textures have supplemented all the new wolfenstein games, all the new Doom games, and Indiana Jones. Idtech is a successful engine, despite the mediocrity of the Rage games.
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 5:00:43 PM No.715622456
>>715621929
>>715622245
my anti-virus threw up a bunch of flags on these links, don't click it's malware
Replies: >>715622630 >>715622740 >>715622897 >>715631140
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 5:02:32 PM No.715622630
GPW3dB5bsAASKim
GPW3dB5bsAASKim
md5: 776840187a71cfc0c709eaebe890174f๐Ÿ”
>>715622456
>unironic zoomie
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 5:03:55 PM No.715622740
1724844263663135
1724844263663135
md5: aff2fc7c6aee9b141961045d78a445f0๐Ÿ”
>>715622456
I think it ratted me too there's a bunch of dolphin porn on my desktop now
Replies: >>715622897 >>715623284 >>715637767
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 5:04:07 PM No.715622760
>>715615303 (OP)
He fell off after he left iD to work for Zuck
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 5:04:37 PM No.715622795
>>715622245
>fix obvious ai mistakes
...was that supposed to be impressive or something?
Replies: >>715623191
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 5:04:53 PM No.715622828
>>715615303 (OP)
he is smart and got a alot done i probably wouldnt be able to do the same
BUT being a code monkey in the 90s was easy mode i think
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 5:05:18 PM No.715622868
>>715615905
most studios are using megatextures (now virtual textures) these days because they're unironically a huge boon for artists
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 5:05:44 PM No.715622897
>>715622456
>>715622740
Admitting you were wrong is less embarrassing than desperately trying to save face by samefagging.
Replies: >>715622970
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 5:06:43 PM No.715622970
>>715622897
summerfriend.....
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 5:09:29 PM No.715623191
>>715622795
This post was in response to "no thought or care put into any of it".

Every minute detail is taken care of. All 800 cards got the same treatment.
https://files.catbox.moe/gkobln.mp4
Replies: >>715623715 >>715623940 >>715624380
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 5:10:20 PM No.715623265
>Gets rich
>buys multiple cars for no reason
decadent faggot not deserving of admiration
Replies: >>715629616
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 5:10:36 PM No.715623284
>>715622740
>1724844263663135.jpg
c'mon son put in some effort
Replies: >>715623469
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 5:11:07 PM No.715623317
>>715615303 (OP)
Solving simple problems in an era with no competition, immediately became a code monkey in the hd era and is now completely irrelevant
Replies: >>715625104
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 5:12:47 PM No.715623469
1721340137142737
1721340137142737
md5: 81fd1ebc892576c05c1e06435541680c๐Ÿ”
>>715623284
get with the times gramps
Replies: >>715624771
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 5:15:50 PM No.715623715
>>715623191
There is no care or thought put into any of it. Yes, you fixed a few mistakes. But the fundamental issue is still there, it's awful.

The purpose of a nude mod is to titillate. It doesn't matter how much "effort" you put in with dull generation, you have no eye for visual appeal, and so all of that work is completely wasted. You are producing absolute garbage, there would be more visual interest if a child decided to draw boobies and dicks over the art with a marker pen.
Replies: >>715623754 >>715623838
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 5:16:14 PM No.715623754
>>715623715
Weak bait.
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 5:16:31 PM No.715623774
>>715615905
To be fair itโ€™s not like most normies even know what virtual textures really entail.
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 5:17:24 PM No.715623838
>>715623715
>It doesn't matter how much "effort" you put in with dull generation, you have no eye for visual appeal, and so all of that work is completely wasted. You are producing absolute garbage
absolutely eviscerated that porn addicted freak
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 5:18:33 PM No.715623940
>>715623191
Again, is that supposed to be impressive?
Replies: >>715623989
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 5:19:08 PM No.715623989
>>715623940
>shifting goalposts
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 5:19:52 PM No.715624058
>>715615303 (OP)
He's the fucking Werner Von Braun of video game technology
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 5:23:12 PM No.715624339
>>715615303 (OP)
He's THE CODE MONKEY.
Fuck, he even made the tree that all other game code monkey climbs on.
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 5:23:43 PM No.715624380
>>715623191
How do you do this? Select a portion of the pic and have AI regenerate it to your nudes prompt?
Replies: >>715624574 >>715625082
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 5:25:55 PM No.715624574
>>715624380
Select the parts I want to make a nude of, then make a crude drawing on top of it of what I want it to look like, then the AI follows the shapes I drew and hallucinates it into art.
I use Invoke.
Replies: >>715624967
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 5:28:18 PM No.715624771
>>715623469
ah yes, that makes it much believable as an organic screenshot taken just a moment ago
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 5:30:34 PM No.715624967
>>715624574
Awesome. Thanks. I want to do something similar for a non lewd thing. Mostly placeholder and concept art for my shitty hobby game
Replies: >>715625082
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 5:32:05 PM No.715625082
>>715624380
>>715624967
https://files.catbox.moe/eei625.png
This one we were struggling with because her original proportions are retarded (especially the long neck, which we shortened).
I had the artist sketch up something quick, I crudely colored it in, fed it to the AI, then fixed up minor mistakes, and the artist fixed up the major ones (mainly the neck).
Replies: >>715626874
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 5:32:17 PM No.715625104
>>715623317
I'm sure he can dry his eyes with million dollar bills.
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 5:55:41 PM No.715626874
>>715625082
It'd be funny if it wasn't so sad.
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 6:08:20 PM No.715627860
>>715619787
>the world will be vastly wealthier in terms of the content available at any given cost
This is not inherently a good thing. AI art spam is literally killing the utility of search engines and archive sites.
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 6:09:27 PM No.715627954
>>715619698
>Were he still at iD we'd have Doom Dark Ages actually running properly with path tracing on a 4060.
no it wouldn't. carmack wasn't an optimization god. dooms 1-3 ran like shit on the hardware of their age, let alone one-two gen old hardware
Replies: >>715630538 >>715632718 >>715632945 >>715633706 >>715634353
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 6:11:55 PM No.715628136
bdcbf613d_b
bdcbf613d_b
md5: 490f12cc625ffe6baa6e67bf0495a155๐Ÿ”
>>715615808
>suddenly get swole for no reason
exactly like his friend Trent Reznor!
Replies: >>715632864 >>715634554
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 6:30:28 PM No.715629616
1689651836175699
1689651836175699
md5: ae52cddcef1148cd75e08b4e5de1eff4๐Ÿ”
>>715623265
>buy multiple ferraris
>modify them by adding a huge turbo like some honda civic and drag raced them
>is banned from buying a new ferrari because autistic brand is autistic
>still get his hands on a new F50
>add a turbo and drag raced it
Replies: >>715630538
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 6:33:17 PM No.715629829
>>715615303 (OP)
How come any engine made by Carmack is miles better than anything Sweeney made
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 6:35:17 PM No.715630003
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1686939099644910
md5: 38a1d5b841809de4d94ee7adb74cd851๐Ÿ”
>John... p-please save me....
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 6:37:27 PM No.715630174
>>715615638
that's why you don't let him top
Replies: >>715637543
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 6:38:12 PM No.715630239
>>715615808
Is he turning into Duke Nukem? Maybe he's going to save the franchise.
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 6:42:22 PM No.715630538
>>715616115
Meanwhile Hyde could barely manage to grapple some boomer in a recent podcast without shaking

>>715627954
Don't forget the Quakes with 3 being notoriously bad.

>>715629616
So he's still that midwest kid at heart racing his PICK'EM-UP TRUCK
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 6:43:56 PM No.715630656
>>715615597
>didn't really effect the evolution of video game graphics at all.
via tech contributions, maybe not so much, but by creating all the demand for 3D games - very much so
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 6:50:31 PM No.715631140
>>715622456
Catbox gets weird treatment and I know that some ISPs do ban it.
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 7:11:02 PM No.715632718
>>715627954
He got Doom 3 running on an Xbox
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 7:12:54 PM No.715632864
>>715628136
>for no reason
Didn't he quit all his jobs? That's a good reason. Can't sit around in a gym when you're trying to build rockets or pioneer VR
Replies: >>715633351
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 7:13:51 PM No.715632945
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1743494817468678
md5: fadf2345ad5385d03d75d9a80a62d524๐Ÿ”
>>715627954
>dooms 1-3 ran like shit on the hardware of their age
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 7:15:50 PM No.715633092
>>715615303 (OP)
I don't think you retards know what a code monkey is.
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 7:17:19 PM No.715633207
>>715619698
lmaoing @ VRlets
I'm racking up in VR gaems with actual gameplay while you shit and piss your pants because new AAA sloppa is running like trash HAHAHA
Thank you based Carmack and based Zuck
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 7:19:00 PM No.715633351
>>715632864
he just said that he always exercised and some friend advised him to eat more protein, which is code for steroids
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 7:23:08 PM No.715633706
>>715627954
Your talking about hardware requirements and equating that to optimization without considering visual fidelity. Yeah Doom 3 ran like shit on 3 year old GPUs. But it also looked much better than 2001 games. i.e. you sound retarded.
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 7:29:16 PM No.715634247
1742438453998180
1742438453998180
md5: e1a1df306e7d9e80f281d2e21cb22137๐Ÿ”
no one is safe
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 7:30:35 PM No.715634353
>>715627954
>historical revisionism
many such cases
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 7:32:32 PM No.715634532
1*piIInq0FVNIvktMuuG9-Cw
1*piIInq0FVNIvktMuuG9-Cw
md5: 34104058ce34b3f946a3a771a078af8a๐Ÿ”
>I love you whores!
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 7:32:45 PM No.715634554
>>715628136
>>715615808
>>715616008
They are just old men coming on 60 and taking TRT
Replies: >>715634737 >>715635591
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 7:34:57 PM No.715634737
>>715634554
Also look at how their skulls and especially jaws grew massively. TRT and growth hormones.
Replies: >>715635591
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 7:44:28 PM No.715635591
reznor 2025
reznor 2025
md5: 2d98d688316058e6fee9464bd045fc4e๐Ÿ”
>>715634554
>>715634737
He obviously had to stop a few years ago, I heard you only have some many years in you while on gear before your body starts to fall apart
Replies: >>715635912 >>715636168
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 7:46:27 PM No.715635757
>>715615303 (OP)
as opposed to who?
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 7:48:12 PM No.715635912
>>715635591
You can take TRT indefinitely, RFK Jr is also on it, it can be a medical thing. It does help with muscle loss in old age.
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 7:51:05 PM No.715636168
>>715635591
if was on it it was for like 20 years. Doods been Big Largeman for a long time.
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 7:53:47 PM No.715636397
carmack-shilling
carmack-shilling
md5: cc706a6972d05a402ca40ff55f748d56๐Ÿ”
>>715615303 (OP)
Highly intelligent? Yes
Good programmer? Yes
Still overrated not in terms of achievement, but in terms of his practical skill.
>>715615895
I don't hate Carmack.
But he wasn't part of anything cool or useful since Quake Live.
Carmack's place is inside our memories. That's where he belongs.
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 7:59:07 PM No.715636821
bsp collisions in quake was cool
after that many other devs surpassed him
Replies: >>715637547
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 8:07:44 PM No.715637543
>>715630174
if you took your time he would just fire you for being inefficient and wasting work hours
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 8:07:45 PM No.715637547
>>715636821
Wasn't that based on some mathematical paper from the 1970s
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 8:10:13 PM No.715637767
>>715622740
dolphin porn is always just the same 5 pictures
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 8:11:02 PM No.715637839
>>715615303 (OP)
Carmack literally invented video games you niggers
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 8:20:36 PM No.715638752
>>715615303 (OP)
Literally who
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 8:26:11 PM No.715639293
>>715615597
>effect