Anonymous
7/16/2025, 4:36:18 PM No.715620667
It's confirmed mid.
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[Sad News] Donkey Kong Bananza only got 80/100 score without the Nintendo Bonus - /v/ (#715620667) [Archived: 299 hours ago]
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 4:37:45 PM No.715620764
>everything that could have contended is below e33
Easy year.
Easy year.
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Anonymous
7/16/2025, 4:38:23 PM No.715620817
>>715620667 (OP)
She has to make up fake scores to cope.
Reminder that THREE of the Top FOUR highest rated games of 2025 are Switch 2 exclusives.
And the Fourth is coming to Switch 2 as well.
She has to make up fake scores to cope.
Reminder that THREE of the Top FOUR highest rated games of 2025 are Switch 2 exclusives.
And the Fourth is coming to Switch 2 as well.
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Anonymous
7/16/2025, 4:39:04 PM No.715620862
So would a game have to unironically get 110 on Metacritic for retards to accept that it’s a perfect game, or is the “le Nintendo bonus” meme just something that thirdies perpetuate because they hate the games regardless?
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Anonymous
7/16/2025, 4:46:28 PM No.715621378
>>715620862
Yeah. That's how bonus points work. The Nintendo bonus is like that teacher who gave a student he liked more than the other students extra points for simply existing. If that student would have otherwise gotten a 100%, the teacher would give him 110%
Yeah. That's how bonus points work. The Nintendo bonus is like that teacher who gave a student he liked more than the other students extra points for simply existing. If that student would have otherwise gotten a 100%, the teacher would give him 110%
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Anonymous
7/16/2025, 4:48:06 PM No.715621491
>>715621378
This never happened, you got bad grades because you're retarded not because the teacher liked little Timmy better than you.
This never happened, you got bad grades because you're retarded not because the teacher liked little Timmy better than you.
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sage
7/16/2025, 4:49:19 PM No.715621586
[SAD NEWS] OPs dad still missing
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 4:51:14 PM No.715621770
>>715620817
That should tell you the Nintendo bonus is real.
That should tell you the Nintendo bonus is real.
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Anonymous
7/16/2025, 4:52:56 PM No.715621898
>>715620667 (OP)
Why does everything with this target audience get bonus points? Ghibli films and western 2d animated ones also get crazy bonus points.
Why does everything with this target audience get bonus points? Ghibli films and western 2d animated ones also get crazy bonus points.
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Anonymous
7/16/2025, 5:16:09 PM No.715623749
>>715621491
Nice cope
Nice cope
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 5:18:08 PM No.715623913
>>715621770
Gigantic schizo, nobody in mainstream media likes Nintendo, what "bonus" is there to be had? Grow up.
Gigantic schizo, nobody in mainstream media likes Nintendo, what "bonus" is there to be had? Grow up.
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 5:19:12 PM No.715623997
>Lower than E33
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 5:20:00 PM No.715624070
>>715620764
I mean I would be shocked if E33 didn’t win but the biggest contenders were Yotei, MP4 and Silksong.
I mean I would be shocked if E33 didn’t win but the biggest contenders were Yotei, MP4 and Silksong.
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 5:20:01 PM No.715624072
>>715620667 (OP)
Another loss for Nintendo
Another loss for Nintendo
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 5:20:08 PM No.715624081
>>715620667 (OP)
There's no Nintendo bonus for Donkey Kong games. If anything there's an anti Donkey Kong sentiment among critics
There's no Nintendo bonus for Donkey Kong games. If anything there's an anti Donkey Kong sentiment among critics
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Anonymous
7/16/2025, 5:20:11 PM No.715624089
>>715620667 (OP)
Lol, actual garbage like Mario Odyssey got a 97. Its actually worse than that. Can't believe it.
Lol, actual garbage like Mario Odyssey got a 97. Its actually worse than that. Can't believe it.
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Anonymous
7/16/2025, 5:20:51 PM No.715624141
>>715620667 (OP)
It's a 97 without the Nintendo penalty so that's pretty good.
It's a 97 without the Nintendo penalty so that's pretty good.
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 5:21:44 PM No.715624209
>>715624089
>MKW lower than MK8
>DK lower than Odyssey
I'm not feeling too good about our launch Switch2sisters
>MKW lower than MK8
>DK lower than Odyssey
I'm not feeling too good about our launch Switch2sisters
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 5:22:20 PM No.715624267
>>715621898
Because they make insanely polished products so by doing something you can hardly find any bad things about they start with a base of 20 points at least.
Because they make insanely polished products so by doing something you can hardly find any bad things about they start with a base of 20 points at least.
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 5:27:31 PM No.715624713
>>715624081
This. The DK Penalty is real. They gave Tropical Freeze an 83. That's insane.
This. The DK Penalty is real. They gave Tropical Freeze an 83. That's insane.
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Anonymous
7/16/2025, 5:29:34 PM No.715624885
>>715624713
That’s only slightly lower than NSMBU which feels right
That’s only slightly lower than NSMBU which feels right
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 5:33:18 PM No.715625185
>>715620667 (OP)
Considering it isn't a Minecraft-like fully destructible world? That's expected.
Considering it isn't a Minecraft-like fully destructible world? That's expected.
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 5:46:03 PM No.715626151
>>715620862
The nintendo bonus isnt even fucking real. Last year people were posting ootnigger seethe reviews from youtube and meta and still claiming it had a nintendo bonus. They also will dock points for dumb ass shit like "too much water" in a game about islands.
There IS a sony and a troon bonus however, and thats why games like TLOU2 get a 93 metacritic...but nobody on /v/ bitching about nintendo will be able to explain why that isnt the case.
The nintendo bonus isnt even fucking real. Last year people were posting ootnigger seethe reviews from youtube and meta and still claiming it had a nintendo bonus. They also will dock points for dumb ass shit like "too much water" in a game about islands.
There IS a sony and a troon bonus however, and thats why games like TLOU2 get a 93 metacritic...but nobody on /v/ bitching about nintendo will be able to explain why that isnt the case.