Thread 715620667

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Anonymous 7/16/2025, 4:36:18 PM No.715620667 >>715620817 >>715620912 >>715621898 >>715624072 >>715624081 >>715624089 >>715624141 >>715625185

[Sad News] Donkey Kong Bananza only got 80/100 score without the Nintendo Bonus

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It's confirmed mid.

Anonymous 7/16/2025, 4:37:45 PM No.715620764 >>715624070

>everything that could have contended is below e33
Easy year.

Anonymous 7/16/2025, 4:38:23 PM No.715620817 >>715621770

>>715620667 (OP)
She has to make up fake scores to cope.

Reminder that THREE of the Top FOUR highest rated games of 2025 are Switch 2 exclusives.

And the Fourth is coming to Switch 2 as well.

Anonymous 7/16/2025, 4:39:04 PM No.715620862 >>715621378 >>715626151

So would a game have to unironically get 110 on Metacritic for retards to accept that it’s a perfect game, or is the “le Nintendo bonus” meme just something that thirdies perpetuate because they hate the games regardless?

Anonymous 7/16/2025, 4:39:49 PM No.715620912

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>>715620667 (OP)
You already got BTFO'd

Anonymous 7/16/2025, 4:46:28 PM No.715621378 >>715621491

>>715620862
Yeah. That's how bonus points work. The Nintendo bonus is like that teacher who gave a student he liked more than the other students extra points for simply existing. If that student would have otherwise gotten a 100%, the teacher would give him 110%

Anonymous 7/16/2025, 4:48:06 PM No.715621491 >>715623749

>>715621378
This never happened, you got bad grades because you're retarded not because the teacher liked little Timmy better than you.

sage 7/16/2025, 4:49:19 PM No.715621586

[SAD NEWS] OPs dad still missing

Anonymous 7/16/2025, 4:51:14 PM No.715621770 >>715623913

>>715620817
That should tell you the Nintendo bonus is real.

Anonymous 7/16/2025, 4:52:56 PM No.715621898 >>715624267

>>715620667 (OP)
Why does everything with this target audience get bonus points? Ghibli films and western 2d animated ones also get crazy bonus points.

Anonymous 7/16/2025, 5:16:09 PM No.715623749

>>715621491
Nice cope

Anonymous 7/16/2025, 5:18:08 PM No.715623913

>>715621770
Gigantic schizo, nobody in mainstream media likes Nintendo, what "bonus" is there to be had? Grow up.

Anonymous 7/16/2025, 5:19:12 PM No.715623997

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>Lower than E33

Anonymous 7/16/2025, 5:20:00 PM No.715624070

>>715620764
I mean I would be shocked if E33 didn’t win but the biggest contenders were Yotei, MP4 and Silksong.

Anonymous 7/16/2025, 5:20:01 PM No.715624072

>>715620667 (OP)
Another loss for Nintendo

Anonymous 7/16/2025, 5:20:08 PM No.715624081 >>715624713

>>715620667 (OP)
There's no Nintendo bonus for Donkey Kong games. If anything there's an anti Donkey Kong sentiment among critics

Anonymous 7/16/2025, 5:20:11 PM No.715624089 >>715624209

>>715620667 (OP)
Lol, actual garbage like Mario Odyssey got a 97. Its actually worse than that. Can't believe it.

Anonymous 7/16/2025, 5:20:51 PM No.715624141

>>715620667 (OP)
It's a 97 without the Nintendo penalty so that's pretty good.

Anonymous 7/16/2025, 5:21:44 PM No.715624209

>>715624089
>MKW lower than MK8
>DK lower than Odyssey
I'm not feeling too good about our launch Switch2sisters

Anonymous 7/16/2025, 5:22:20 PM No.715624267

>>715621898
Because they make insanely polished products so by doing something you can hardly find any bad things about they start with a base of 20 points at least.

Anonymous 7/16/2025, 5:27:31 PM No.715624713 >>715624885

>>715624081
This. The DK Penalty is real. They gave Tropical Freeze an 83. That's insane.

Anonymous 7/16/2025, 5:29:34 PM No.715624885

>>715624713
That’s only slightly lower than NSMBU which feels right

Anonymous 7/16/2025, 5:33:18 PM No.715625185

>>715620667 (OP)
Considering it isn't a Minecraft-like fully destructible world? That's expected.

Anonymous 7/16/2025, 5:46:03 PM No.715626151

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>>715620862
The nintendo bonus isnt even fucking real. Last year people were posting ootnigger seethe reviews from youtube and meta and still claiming it had a nintendo bonus. They also will dock points for dumb ass shit like "too much water" in a game about islands.
There IS a sony and a troon bonus however, and thats why games like TLOU2 get a 93 metacritic...but nobody on /v/ bitching about nintendo will be able to explain why that isnt the case.