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Anonymous 7/16/2025, 5:40:37 PM No.715625732 [Report] >>715626152 >>715626849 >>715627015 >>715628092 >>715628243 >>715628418 >>715628491
Every gameplay of this game looks boring af and environments way too generic
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And they made DK look like an unlikable piece of shit for some reason
Anonymous 7/16/2025, 5:41:29 PM No.715625807 [Report] >>715627015 >>715628092
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Why would anyone feel an urge to explore this?
Anonymous 7/16/2025, 5:42:32 PM No.715625887 [Report] >>715628092
Can confirm, Watching people play it on Twitch right now and it does look boring.
Anonymous 7/16/2025, 5:45:07 PM No.715626080 [Report] >>715626237 >>715627015 >>715628092
I don't care, it's a game for 6-12 year olds
Anonymous 7/16/2025, 5:46:05 PM No.715626152 [Report] >>715627015 >>715628092
>>715625732 (OP)
they made the world generic because otherwise it would be impossible to make everything breakable without 5 frames

but it's boring to break generic shit

it's a vicious cycle
Anonymous 7/16/2025, 5:47:12 PM No.715626237 [Report] >>715628371
>>715626080
The only good Sony game of the last 10 years is Astrobot, a Mario clone for 6 year olds. Maybe find a different hobby.
Anonymous 7/16/2025, 5:48:25 PM No.715626337 [Report]
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Just emulate the classics and ignore new shit
Anonymous 7/16/2025, 5:55:19 PM No.715626849 [Report] >>715627765 >>715627975
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>>715625732 (OP)
Grim, dark, mature Donkey Kong is awesome.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hRX0Ep7gacQ
Anonymous 7/16/2025, 5:57:29 PM No.715627015 [Report] >>715628371 >>715628723
>>715625732 (OP)
>>715625807
>>715626080
>>715626152
I see DK Bananzas existence makes you seethe.
Anonymous 7/16/2025, 6:00:44 PM No.715627268 [Report] >>715627523 >>715628723
>/v/trannies already activating the cope machine after getting btfo again with the zelda casting news and bananza being a banger
ten more years of constant switch related seethe
Anonymous 7/16/2025, 6:04:15 PM No.715627523 [Report] >>715628723
>>715627268
The nonstop shitposting is just severe mental illness. They need to be euthanized.
Anonymous 7/16/2025, 6:07:17 PM No.715627765 [Report] >>715627859
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>>715626849
>posts generic rocks
>links to video pointing out shit performance and graphics
>awesome
Anonymous 7/16/2025, 6:08:20 PM No.715627859 [Report] >>715628243
>>715627765
Crawling on ceilings is the most boring gameplay you can do and I thought it died out with Mario Sunshine 20 years ago. Pretty crazy how much you apparently have to do it in this game
Anonymous 7/16/2025, 6:09:47 PM No.715627975 [Report] >>715628093
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>>715626849
>Grim, dark, mature Donkey Kong
Dunno of baiting but this shit looks like Splatoon maps thrown together
Anonymous 7/16/2025, 6:11:20 PM No.715628092 [Report] >>715628195 >>715628371 >>715628723
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>>715625732 (OP)
>>715625807
>>715625887
>>715626080
>>715626152
PShart5 has no games, Eric.
Anonymous 7/16/2025, 6:11:20 PM No.715628093 [Report] >>715628284
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>>715627975
DK used to have a nice darker organic vibe, but there is nothing of that in Bananza
Anonymous 7/16/2025, 6:12:36 PM No.715628195 [Report] >>715628483
>>715628092
true but that's not a reason to buy a switch 2 for mario shart and a collectathon tech demo
Anonymous 7/16/2025, 6:13:16 PM No.715628243 [Report] >>715628723
>>715625732 (OP)
>>715627859

Seethe more, sub-human. Keep wasting your time doing all those cope threads you do.
Anonymous 7/16/2025, 6:13:58 PM No.715628284 [Report]
>>715628093
DKC1 is so goated. Not surprised they still reuse its designs and music several decades later.
Anonymous 7/16/2025, 6:15:00 PM No.715628371 [Report]
>>715628092
>>715627015
>>715626237
>PS5 snoy seethe
The only games I play are RimWorld and Factorio
Anonymous 7/16/2025, 6:15:43 PM No.715628418 [Report]
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>>715625732 (OP)
you know we only care about loli pulina
Anonymous 7/16/2025, 6:16:27 PM No.715628483 [Report] >>715628723
>>715628195
>n-n-n-n-no those games are le bad so it doesn't count!
24 hours until you get raped again, Eric.
Anonymous 7/16/2025, 6:16:31 PM No.715628491 [Report]
>>715625732 (OP)
Stop spamming threads marketer
Anonymous 7/16/2025, 6:16:48 PM No.715628519 [Report]
Does someone know if you can roll off a cliff and then jump mid-air in Bananza? Otherwise it's not a real Donkey Kong.
Anonymous 7/16/2025, 6:19:16 PM No.715628723 [Report]
>>715627015
>>715627268
>>715627523
>>715628092
>>715628243
>>715628483
anon, can you post one singular fun looking donkey kong bananza webm?
Anonymous 7/16/2025, 6:25:57 PM No.715629257 [Report]
From BotW to this, you can now tell that Nintendo has been converted to a Minecraft "Block placement" studio. It's all they know how to make and inject forced "creativity" into all their games.