Thread 715626897

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Literally niggers of gender.

>>715626897 (OP)
girls diddle themselves to YA fiction?

team fortress 2 is a gacha
counter strike is a gacha

I literally view all gacha players as subhuman bugs.

>>715627294

yep

Lauren Nauheimer, 40, hadn’t been in a relationship for seven years when she picked up Sarah J. Maas’s “A Court of Thorns and Roses” at a Manhattan bookstore in 2023. She was quickly absorbed by the fantastical story of Feyre, a huntress who aligns with a faerie lord who eventually becomes her mate for life. As the two battled evil agents in the land of Prythian, Nauheimer found herself once again feeling the pull of love.
“I didn’t feel safe in my real-life dating, but reading about it, I could feel safe,” said Nauheimer. She raced through the next four books in a little more than a week and pored over them with her best friend in California, who had coincidentally picked them up too. Nauheimer said she now summons the heroine’s superpowers to psych herself up before dates: “If Feyre can save all of Prythian, I can go meet a man at a bar for a drink!”

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>>715626897 (OP)
>only just there for
i hate this phrasing

>>715627294
did you miss the sticky cucumbers during 50 shades?

>>715628742
That's not YA fiction, regardless of how bad the writing is

>>715628742
That's not YA though retard. YA is dogshit like John Green. 50 Shades is regular old erotic smut for middle age whores trying to get their groove back after settling down and giving up their whore ways.

>>715630767
Nah, more like women who married at 18 never had an orgasm and are getting sick of their lives. I worked in a bookstore in uni and it was always the same giga repressed type who seemed ashamed to be buying it. And the content in the movies is so vanilla.

>>715630958
Nah there were tons of middle age whores buying that shit. Especially the ex-whores and the ones in cold sexless marriages. You know, the old whore archetype that join a book club just so they can yap about their marriages and how nothing is exciting anymore, how none of their husbands can be these made up character in some shitty book. They're basically the grown-up edition of the tumblrinas that would fawn over Twilight relationships.

>>715631465
They weren't coming into my store then.

>>715626897 (OP)
How do these two overlap, exactly?

>>715631675
Well that's because you're bookstore isn't the only bookstore on the planet man. If they were would you had said anything to them? Those old whores are the type to go ape shit over young dick.

>>715627806
Wtf she's forty.. it's literally fucking over, bro. If you make it to forty without ever having been in a real relationship, then just give up. It's not worth it to continue banging your head against that wall.. and i say that as someone who's 39 and who never made it. I have accepted my lot in life. I think people would be a lot happier, if they did the same..

>>715626897 (OP)
>YA Novels
Fucking why? Even if you want something fantastical there is TONS of actual romantasy smut out there.