Thread 715628420

The game is still going strong continuing to be a viral sensation!

Why the previous thread got randomly killed?

>other thread got deleted
guess we're on the jannie watch list now

>>715628420 (OP)
doesnt this faggot whine about anime all the time
joel will always be better and funnier

kitasan when?

what happened to that fgo killer that said it was going to kill imamusume

>>715628809
Vinnys Umamusume stream was lame.
Joels gold ship run was great.

>killing a thread at 450 posts
are jannies OK?? They need to do more Wit training

>>715628420 (OP)
SPEEeeEeeeEEEeeeEEeeEEeEEeEeeenNN

I'm getting Uma fatigue

The only good thing about this is that the chances of the movie being in western theaters becomes more probable.

I still can't believe some idiot took Happy Meeks name for a dark colored horse.
Happy Meek irl should have been a full white horse.

>>715628953
meanwhile the baggot thread is still up

Lime>Joel>Vine>The other weird fat guy

Your game has been out for like two weeks or something pay the advertising fee or use stealth threads thank you

I love umas!

>>715628953
Gotta keep /ai and ecelebs/ clean after all

>>715628420 (OP)
Fagsauce sucks

maybe try not linking to new threads so jannies don't have more excuses to delete them

>>715629143
I don't get it

Having kids with Vinny <3

is it over fur mich?

>>715628420 (OP)
I don't care for uma musume

>>715629224
Almost certainly a false flag.

Haru is my only dirt horse so how do I make her shine?

are their pussies like horse pussies or human pussies?

>>715629035
I think they already aired the movie (with subs) at the Anime Expo or something.

>>715628808
Why is she speaking spanish? She is an american born horse raised by the japanese. The only spanish thing about her is her name.

>>715629012
Maybe don't browse 24/7 like a NEET.

>No Hiromi Hirata
could not care less about this gay faggot shit

>BA thread doesn't have people shitting it up
Really makes you think

I picked up the game a couple weeks ago blind, I just found out about exchange points and the value in saving up to 30k carats. You guys go on without me, I'll catch up in a few banners

>decided to do non-mandatory race to get some fans instead of training
>get boxed early race and my uma can't get out
>get literal last place and can't use clock because it wasn't one of her goals
fuck rng

>>715629565
because its funny

>>715629565
do you think the real agnes tachyon horse was also a mentally ill scientist?

mainstream """""""humor"""""""

>>715629759
Your power?

>>715629245
Tachyon says trans rights!

>>715629565
>Why is she speaking spanish?
>She is an american born horse
Anon...

>>715628781
>>715628808
>>715628953
It happens with every new popular game nowadays. Video game threads are the only things they delete.

>>715629565
she's a mexiboo

it's over for me

reminder that gacha is for dorky loser beta males with tiny dicks

>>715630125
it was off topic

>niggas are actually borrowing my uma
hell yeah

>>715630281
but aisloppa and e-celeb drama isn't

>>715628868
NOW!!
ROLL NOW!!!

>>715629909
>zoomers find this funny
What went wrong? Why did oriental mlp get so popular?

>>715629926
not sure but it was fairly low compared to my power and stamina. I did have two of those pace chaser maneuverability skills though

>>715629738
If I get an unlocked Kitasan black, I'll post my friend code in the thread

>>715628781
blame the uma general on /vg/

>>715628420 (OP)
I have been rerolling for Kitasan Black since this morning and I haven't gotten a single copy, this shit is definitely rigged.

>>715630480
Gacha is gambling for porn addicted younguns but they don’t try to win money. They try to win anime girls because no girl wants them in real life

>>715630603
why?

>>715630626
You can't be serious

The legacy borrowing mechanic is so hot.
Just imagining my daughterwife's cock being milked dry for all of its precious seed.

>>715630716
No, I'm serious. 7000 rolls, zero Kitasans.

i can't beat mejiro ryan's career, holy shit

>>715629467
spam power and wit

Which Uma would you Musume?

I can't take Tachyon's personality seriously. Bitch, you're in a highschool athletic program, drop the chuni act.

>>715628781
jannies shit their pants when people talk about games. Try putting some eceleb rage bait tweet about culture war bullshit as the OP to assure it doesn’t get targeted

When i roll kitasan i will be the nordic chad and people who rolled horses will be crying wojaks when they see my pvp speed

>>715630703
Oh Teio...

>>715630776
Good bait.

>>715630860
>gets stamina checked

>>715630782
so she's ugly AND a jobber?

>>715628809
the [Vinesauce] branding means joel doesn't reach outside of vinny's viewerbase
this fan channel was an exception
https://www.youtube.com/@vargskelethorjoeloutofcont2716/videos
compare to the official clip channel after several years
https://www.youtube.com/@VargskelethorTwitchClips/videos

>>715630932
its really not...

>>715630776
The banner isn't up yet, stupid.

>>715628809
Yes but this one is popular so he's going to play it for zoomer money

>>715630934
sour said the fox about my epic metacard that i will get for free because unlike you i have the patience to reroll for hours

>>715629039
Did that really happen? That's kinda cute but the colour is really off.

>>715631040
He already did, you sneered at how greedy its gacha aspects were and how weird anime was. Then proceeded to open Final Fantasy card packs

>>715631206
He*

>>715631040
>for zoomer money
his sunday streams are his most watched either way, I doubt playing it or not would have impacted his viewership. but I still don't get the point of playing something if he's just going to be passively aggressively raging at it for the entire duration though

I'm fully convinced some characters will randomly have their invisible career buff nerfed for lore reasons, like Rice and Urara
There's no reason for either of them to lose their debut races while sitting on 200 across the board
>Looks like she had trouble breaking out of the pack. Consider training your Power
Bitch, she outpowers them by multipe ranks already

>>715631424
you should always run front runner or pace chaser in the debut race, no point in doing late or end

>>715628868
never since this is pure fotm and it will die before the Aoharu scenario releases.

>Joel thread a few days ago
>Mention how he should play sonic adventure 2
>He did like the day after
I'm on to you, you swedish bastard. I know you still lurk here. Oh and thanks.

>>715631424
>Already resigned to kill the run without using any stopwatches
>Get the Hotspring Ticket
Fuck

>>715630048
Don't call her a mutt!!!

>>715631678
how the fuck do you get the hot spring ticket? is it really just random? fuck me

>>715629565
OH NO NO NO NO NO

>>715631424
My first roce shower debut she finished 3rd. When I tried again turne later when she had more stats, she finished 4th.

Pleasantly surprised by King Halo secret event of racing the Senior Arima. Just wanted to follow King Halo footstep and was welcomed with this
Is there any other secret event in the current roster?

So what's the best thing they'll turn into anime girls to get kids into gambling?

Formula 1?

>>715631405
>still don't get the point of playing something if he's just going to be passively aggressively raging at it for the entire duration though
But most e-celebs do that with any anime game

>>715628420 (OP)
Vinny is literally the only person who didn't actually engage with the game at all. Dude acted like having an anime girl on screen for more than five seconds at a time would give him a heart attack or something and would constantly ask questions about menus and then click away before getting an answer. He did one run and basically intentionally lost it, and then said "well I gave it the required time".

Was a disappointing watch. Sad, since literally every other streamer at least gave it a fair shot.

>>715631872
I think all characters have secret events, like winning the triple crown with Rudolf or the Arima Kinen with Haru Urara.

>>715631929
Dinosaurs

DO NOT OPEN

>>715631424
Not for debut race, but Teio Kikka Sho and Creek Derby are suspiciously hard for some reasons. I got 1st in every race except those 2

>>715631954
vinny just doesn't like playing new games anymore

>>715631424
The career mode got invisible threshold that you need to passed like having at least 90 guts for you first debut race, it can be brute force by other stats but you need to get them high enough.
So despite you having 200 stats in speed/power/stam from legacy sparks, you still can belosing to 50/50/50 shitter because your guts still at 60.

>>715628420 (OP)
>Another franchise getting infected by westerners
>Good news
This isn't even good news for the investors because in a few years they will end up losing more at long-term than they won in short term

Which girl has all three of the event Day 4 races?

Legitimately these are just millennial slot machines. It is actually upsetting to see people hype these things.

>>715632027
I was lowkey expecting it to go all the way to grandma, that would be kino.

>>715632045
He’s very contrarian unless it’s a Nintendo product

>>715631954
He is the "haha anime is cringe" guy. What did you expect?

>>715631865
The absolute dilapidate shanty town of america

>>715631929
Airplanes

>>715630480
Because their alternatives are much worse. You can thank the likes of Tim and Eric and Sam Hyde for ruining American comedy forever.

>>715632175
>NO YOU CAN'T JUST ENJOY A MANAGER GAME
>STOP HAVING FUN

>>715632116
https://gametora.com/umamusume/race-scheduler/recommend-characters

Select the races here and you get a list with all their dates in-game (Year 2 March, etc)

>>715632330
Dudes holding 2006 IGN level opinions all these years later. Truly is the most millennial man alive

>>715631865
What is even the difference between latinamerican spanish and US spanish? Does the later use pochismos or something?

>>715631929
DOO DOO DA DOO
MAXINE VERSTAPPEN

>>715632425
Play an actual game then and not a scam disguised as a game.

>>715632175
except this is a raising sim, which is nowhere close to a slot machine

>>715631954
He just has 0 patience for games these days. Joel also has trouble focusing, but thats more ADHD squirrel brain, and not just straight up disinterest.