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Anonymous No.715628420 [Report] >>715628809 >>715629008 >>715629176 >>715629348 >>715630626 >>715631954 >>715632115
[GOOD NEWS] Uma Musume is becoming a phenomenal sensation across the globe!
The game is still going strong continuing to be a viral sensation!
Anonymous No.715628781 [Report] >>715629180 >>715630125 >>715630603 >>715630859
Why the previous thread got randomly killed?
Anonymous No.715628808 [Report] >>715629565 >>715630125
>other thread got deleted
guess we're on the jannie watch list now
Anonymous No.715628809 [Report] >>715628943 >>715630971 >>715631040
>>715628420 (OP)
doesnt this faggot whine about anime all the time
joel will always be better and funnier
Anonymous No.715628868 [Report] >>715630424 >>715631631
kitasan when?
Anonymous No.715628912 [Report]
what happened to that fgo killer that said it was going to kill imamusume
Anonymous No.715628943 [Report]
>>715628809
Vinnys Umamusume stream was lame.
Joels gold ship run was great.
Anonymous No.715628953 [Report] >>715629062 >>715629163 >>715630125
>killing a thread at 450 posts
are jannies OK?? They need to do more Wit training
Anonymous No.715629008 [Report]
>>715628420 (OP)
SPEEeeEeeeEEEeeeEEeeEEeEEeEeeenNN
Anonymous No.715629012 [Report] >>715629619
I'm getting Uma fatigue
Anonymous No.715629035 [Report] >>715629537
The only good thing about this is that the chances of the movie being in western theaters becomes more probable.
Anonymous No.715629039 [Report] >>715631191
I still can't believe some idiot took Happy Meeks name for a dark colored horse.
Happy Meek irl should have been a full white horse.
Anonymous No.715629062 [Report]
>>715628953
meanwhile the baggot thread is still up
Anonymous No.715629091 [Report]
Lime>Joel>Vine>The other weird fat guy
Anonymous No.715629141 [Report]
Your game has been out for like two weeks or something pay the advertising fee or use stealth threads thank you
Anonymous No.715629143 [Report] >>715629245
I love umas!
Anonymous No.715629163 [Report]
>>715628953
Gotta keep /ai and ecelebs/ clean after all
Anonymous No.715629176 [Report]
>>715628420 (OP)
Fagsauce sucks
Anonymous No.715629180 [Report]
>>715628781
Anonymous No.715629224 [Report] >>715629357
maybe try not linking to new threads so jannies don't have more excuses to delete them
Anonymous No.715629245 [Report] >>715629931
>>715629143
I don't get it
Anonymous No.715629271 [Report]
Having kids with Vinny <3
Anonymous No.715629336 [Report]
is it over fur mich?
Anonymous No.715629348 [Report]
>>715628420 (OP)
I don't care for uma musume
Anonymous No.715629357 [Report]
>>715629224
Almost certainly a false flag.
Anonymous No.715629467 [Report] >>715630789
Haru is my only dirt horse so how do I make her shine?
Anonymous No.715629536 [Report]
are their pussies like horse pussies or human pussies?
Anonymous No.715629537 [Report]
>>715629035
I think they already aired the movie (with subs) at the Anime Expo or something.
Anonymous No.715629565 [Report] >>715629786 >>715629853 >>715630048 >>715630139 >>715631865
>>715628808
Why is she speaking spanish? She is an american born horse raised by the japanese. The only spanish thing about her is her name.
Anonymous No.715629619 [Report]
>>715629012
Maybe don't browse 24/7 like a NEET.
Anonymous No.715629693 [Report]
>No Hiromi Hirata
could not care less about this gay faggot shit
Anonymous No.715629730 [Report]
>BA thread doesn't have people shitting it up
Really makes you think
Anonymous No.715629738 [Report] >>715630557
I picked up the game a couple weeks ago blind, I just found out about exchange points and the value in saving up to 30k carats. You guys go on without me, I'll catch up in a few banners
Anonymous No.715629759 [Report] >>715629926
>decided to do non-mandatory race to get some fans instead of training
>get boxed early race and my uma can't get out
>get literal last place and can't use clock because it wasn't one of her goals
fuck rng
Anonymous No.715629786 [Report]
>>715629565
because its funny
Anonymous No.715629853 [Report]
>>715629565
do you think the real agnes tachyon horse was also a mentally ill scientist?
Anonymous No.715629909 [Report] >>715630480
mainstream """""""humor"""""""
Anonymous No.715629926 [Report] >>715630490
>>715629759
Your power?
Anonymous No.715629931 [Report]
>>715629245
Tachyon says trans rights!
Anonymous No.715630048 [Report] >>715631770
>>715629565
>Why is she speaking spanish?
>She is an american born horse
Anon...
Anonymous No.715630125 [Report] >>715630281
>>715628781
>>715628808
>>715628953
It happens with every new popular game nowadays. Video game threads are the only things they delete.
Anonymous No.715630139 [Report]
>>715629565
she's a mexiboo
Anonymous No.715630179 [Report]
it's over for me
Anonymous No.715630234 [Report]
reminder that gacha is for dorky loser beta males with tiny dicks
Anonymous No.715630281 [Report] >>715630332
>>715630125
it was off topic
Anonymous No.715630327 [Report]
>niggas are actually borrowing my uma
hell yeah
Anonymous No.715630332 [Report]
>>715630281
but aisloppa and e-celeb drama isn't
Anonymous No.715630424 [Report]
>>715628868
NOW!!
ROLL NOW!!!
Anonymous No.715630480 [Report] >>715630632 >>715632375
>>715629909
>zoomers find this funny
What went wrong? Why did oriental mlp get so popular?
Anonymous No.715630490 [Report]
>>715629926
not sure but it was fairly low compared to my power and stamina. I did have two of those pace chaser maneuverability skills though
Anonymous No.715630557 [Report]
>>715629738
If I get an unlocked Kitasan black, I'll post my friend code in the thread
Anonymous No.715630603 [Report] >>715630698
>>715628781
blame the uma general on /vg/
Anonymous No.715630626 [Report] >>715630716
>>715628420 (OP)
I have been rerolling for Kitasan Black since this morning and I haven't gotten a single copy, this shit is definitely rigged.
Anonymous No.715630632 [Report]
>>715630480
Gacha is gambling for porn addicted younguns but they don’t try to win money. They try to win anime girls because no girl wants them in real life
Anonymous No.715630698 [Report]
>>715630603
why?
Anonymous No.715630703 [Report] >>715630870
Anonymous No.715630716 [Report] >>715630776
>>715630626
You can't be serious
Anonymous No.715630768 [Report]
The legacy borrowing mechanic is so hot.
Just imagining my daughterwife's cock being milked dry for all of its precious seed.
Anonymous No.715630776 [Report] >>715630932 >>715631025
>>715630716
No, I'm serious. 7000 rolls, zero Kitasans.
Anonymous No.715630782 [Report] >>715630950
i can't beat mejiro ryan's career, holy shit
Anonymous No.715630789 [Report]
>>715629467
spam power and wit
Anonymous No.715630848 [Report]
Which Uma would you Musume?
Anonymous No.715630853 [Report]
I can't take Tachyon's personality seriously. Bitch, you're in a highschool athletic program, drop the chuni act.
Anonymous No.715630859 [Report]
>>715628781
jannies shit their pants when people talk about games. Try putting some eceleb rage bait tweet about culture war bullshit as the OP to assure it doesn’t get targeted
Anonymous No.715630860 [Report] >>715630934
When i roll kitasan i will be the nordic chad and people who rolled horses will be crying wojaks when they see my pvp speed
Anonymous No.715630870 [Report]
>>715630703
Oh Teio...
Anonymous No.715630909 [Report]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=63ZiWnM6kZY
Anonymous No.715630932 [Report] >>715631024
>>715630776
Good bait.
Anonymous No.715630934 [Report] >>715631058
>>715630860
>gets stamina checked
Anonymous No.715630950 [Report]
>>715630782
so she's ugly AND a jobber?
Anonymous No.715630971 [Report]
>>715628809
the [Vinesauce] branding means joel doesn't reach outside of vinny's viewerbase
this fan channel was an exception
https://www.youtube.com/@vargskelethorjoeloutofcont2716/videos
compare to the official clip channel after several years
https://www.youtube.com/@VargskelethorTwitchClips/videos
Anonymous No.715631024 [Report]
>>715630932
its really not...
Anonymous No.715631025 [Report]
>>715630776
The banner isn't up yet, stupid.
Anonymous No.715631040 [Report] >>715631206 >>715631405
>>715628809
Yes but this one is popular so he's going to play it for zoomer money
Anonymous No.715631058 [Report]
>>715630934
sour said the fox about my epic metacard that i will get for free because unlike you i have the patience to reroll for hours
Anonymous No.715631191 [Report]
>>715629039
Did that really happen? That's kinda cute but the colour is really off.
Anonymous No.715631206 [Report] >>715631281
>>715631040
He already did, you sneered at how greedy its gacha aspects were and how weird anime was. Then proceeded to open Final Fantasy card packs
Anonymous No.715631281 [Report]
>>715631206
He*
Anonymous No.715631405 [Report] >>715631951
>>715631040
>for zoomer money
his sunday streams are his most watched either way, I doubt playing it or not would have impacted his viewership. but I still don't get the point of playing something if he's just going to be passively aggressively raging at it for the entire duration though
Anonymous No.715631424 [Report] >>715631553 >>715631678 >>715631870 >>715632042 >>715632074
I'm fully convinced some characters will randomly have their invisible career buff nerfed for lore reasons, like Rice and Urara
There's no reason for either of them to lose their debut races while sitting on 200 across the board
>Looks like she had trouble breaking out of the pack. Consider training your Power
Bitch, she outpowers them by multipe ranks already
Anonymous No.715631553 [Report]
>>715631424
you should always run front runner or pace chaser in the debut race, no point in doing late or end
Anonymous No.715631631 [Report]
>>715628868
never since this is pure fotm and it will die before the Aoharu scenario releases.
Anonymous No.715631634 [Report]
>Joel thread a few days ago
>Mention how he should play sonic adventure 2
>He did like the day after
I'm on to you, you swedish bastard. I know you still lurk here. Oh and thanks.
Anonymous No.715631678 [Report] >>715631823
>>715631424
>Already resigned to kill the run without using any stopwatches
>Get the Hotspring Ticket
Fuck
Anonymous No.715631770 [Report]
>>715630048
Don't call her a mutt!!!
Anonymous No.715631823 [Report]
>>715631678
how the fuck do you get the hot spring ticket? is it really just random? fuck me
Anonymous No.715631865 [Report] >>715632350 >>715632506
>>715629565
OH NO NO NO NO NO
Anonymous No.715631870 [Report]
>>715631424
My first roce shower debut she finished 3rd. When I tried again turne later when she had more stats, she finished 4th.
Anonymous No.715631872 [Report] >>715631992
Pleasantly surprised by King Halo secret event of racing the Senior Arima. Just wanted to follow King Halo footstep and was welcomed with this
Is there any other secret event in the current roster?
Anonymous No.715631929 [Report] >>715631998 >>715632359 >>715632507
So what's the best thing they'll turn into anime girls to get kids into gambling?

Formula 1?
Anonymous No.715631951 [Report]
>>715631405
>still don't get the point of playing something if he's just going to be passively aggressively raging at it for the entire duration though
But most e-celebs do that with any anime game
Anonymous No.715631954 [Report] >>715632045 >>715632330 >>715632539
>>715628420 (OP)
Vinny is literally the only person who didn't actually engage with the game at all. Dude acted like having an anime girl on screen for more than five seconds at a time would give him a heart attack or something and would constantly ask questions about menus and then click away before getting an answer. He did one run and basically intentionally lost it, and then said "well I gave it the required time".

Was a disappointing watch. Sad, since literally every other streamer at least gave it a fair shot.
Anonymous No.715631992 [Report]
>>715631872
I think all characters have secret events, like winning the triple crown with Rudolf or the Arima Kinen with Haru Urara.
Anonymous No.715631998 [Report]
>>715631929
Dinosaurs
Anonymous No.715632027 [Report] >>715632256
DO NOT OPEN
Anonymous No.715632042 [Report]
>>715631424
Not for debut race, but Teio Kikka Sho and Creek Derby are suspiciously hard for some reasons. I got 1st in every race except those 2
Anonymous No.715632045 [Report] >>715632286
>>715631954
vinny just doesn't like playing new games anymore
Anonymous No.715632074 [Report]
>>715631424
The career mode got invisible threshold that you need to passed like having at least 90 guts for you first debut race, it can be brute force by other stats but you need to get them high enough.
So despite you having 200 stats in speed/power/stam from legacy sparks, you still can belosing to 50/50/50 shitter because your guts still at 60.
Anonymous No.715632115 [Report]
>>715628420 (OP)
>Another franchise getting infected by westerners
>Good news
This isn't even good news for the investors because in a few years they will end up losing more at long-term than they won in short term
Anonymous No.715632116 [Report] >>715632471
Which girl has all three of the event Day 4 races?
Anonymous No.715632175 [Report] >>715632425 >>715632524
Legitimately these are just millennial slot machines. It is actually upsetting to see people hype these things.
Anonymous No.715632256 [Report]
>>715632027
I was lowkey expecting it to go all the way to grandma, that would be kino.
Anonymous No.715632286 [Report]
>>715632045
He’s very contrarian unless it’s a Nintendo product
Anonymous No.715632330 [Report] >>715632482
>>715631954
He is the "haha anime is cringe" guy. What did you expect?
Anonymous No.715632350 [Report]
>>715631865
The absolute dilapidate shanty town of america
Anonymous No.715632359 [Report]
>>715631929
Airplanes
Anonymous No.715632375 [Report]
>>715630480
Because their alternatives are much worse. You can thank the likes of Tim and Eric and Sam Hyde for ruining American comedy forever.
Anonymous No.715632425 [Report] >>715632514
>>715632175
>NO YOU CAN'T JUST ENJOY A MANAGER GAME
>STOP HAVING FUN
Anonymous No.715632471 [Report]
>>715632116
https://gametora.com/umamusume/race-scheduler/recommend-characters

Select the races here and you get a list with all their dates in-game (Year 2 March, etc)
Anonymous No.715632482 [Report]
>>715632330
Dudes holding 2006 IGN level opinions all these years later. Truly is the most millennial man alive
Anonymous No.715632506 [Report]
>>715631865
What is even the difference between latinamerican spanish and US spanish? Does the later use pochismos or something?
Anonymous No.715632507 [Report]
>>715631929
DOO DOO DA DOO
MAXINE VERSTAPPEN
Anonymous No.715632514 [Report]
>>715632425
Play an actual game then and not a scam disguised as a game.
Anonymous No.715632524 [Report]
>>715632175
except this is a raising sim, which is nowhere close to a slot machine
Anonymous No.715632539 [Report]
>>715631954
He just has 0 patience for games these days. Joel also has trouble focusing, but thats more ADHD squirrel brain, and not just straight up disinterest.