Thread 715630649

>the city was already called "New Donk"

One job, Nintendo

>>715630649 (OP)
>tranny colors on all the billboards
subtle

>>715630760
>>>/pol/

>>715630760
nintendo is trying to FEMINIZE americas men!

>>715630760
tendies are NOT beating the allegations...

>>715630649 (OP)
New Donk City was created a long time ago during the events of the DK arcafe

>>715630829
>nooo stop noticing!
ywnbaw

>>715630760
Literally and unequivocally living rent free in your head.

>>715630760
>sees cotton candy
Aahhhh noo get out of my head globohomo!!!

>>715630760
So true. There are like 60 millions of other colors and they chose pink, white and blue.

>>715630649 (OP)
So why is Pauline the only non realistic human in a city with realistic humans?

>>715633273
I want my signs painted in VHF colours

>>715633403
The ending stinger shows that she is homeless. I don't know why.

>>715633547
She got shoes at least

>>715631697
Do people really? Their lives are going to be much worse than that.

>>715631268
>Pauline lives with her grandma, so that MUST mean Jumpman and Lady are now separate characters! W-what do you mean he was called Mario in the other arcade titles? They're no longer canon!
>DK '94, Mario vs DK, and G&W are no longer canon!
>Pauline was talking about her grandma in Odyssey! W-what do you mean she's talking about herself and her belongings or that Mario was there? Odyssey isn't canon!
>NINTENDO WOULD NEVER RETCON CRANKY! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
You lost, lol.

Donkey Kong Country 2 (1995)
Lost World/Krocodile Kore

>>715630649 (OP)
what a gigantic fucking downgrade from odyssey.
the power of the switch 2.

>>715637909
odyssey was a mainline mario game
this is just some donkey kong spin-off