Thread 715640305

>$80
>4 hours long
>even journalists are calling it very easy
>sub 1080p
>frequent drops to 30fps and lower
>stutters every time you pan the camera or pick up an item
>FSR1
>worse performance in docked due to lower CPU clock
>ugly fucking artstyle
>terrain just floats in place if you destroy the ground below it; worse destruction physics than Red Faction Guerrilla from almost two decades ago
>won't even crack 90 on MetaCritic once all the reviews are on

>>715640305 (OP)
Holy FUCK this looks bad

bananza hate is so forced

If you hate Nintendo you hate fun and need to go back. They are responsible for millions of magical childhoods and you turn on them now? How DARE you.

>>715640450
old Nintendo used to make good games.

Nutendo makes soulless garbage for toddlers and manchildren.

>>715640450
nostalgia blinds, anon.
look at their new games without the lens of your childhood.

>>715640492
name 5 good nintendo games then

it's at least 6 hours long, you don't need to make it look worse than it is

>>715640492
aw friggin shweet, hey it was lovely chatting with you on 4chan all day for the past 8 years, i'll catch you tomorrow. same time?

>>715640698
SMB1
ALTTP
Pikmin
Pikmin 2
Mario Galaxy

>>715640305 (OP)
>What the FUCK went so horribly wrong?
You have to cope because you can't emulate it.

>>715640305 (OP)
Here we go
Off the rails

>>715640669
I didn't play nintendo games when I was a kid

>>715640698
OOT, MM, DK64, M64, the original zelda.
not pokemon though. pokemon's always been kinda bad.

>>715640736
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1wgdM0o9V3c

5.5 hours long including cutscenes and going at a leisurely pace.

Imagine paying $80 for that.

>>715640305 (OP)
>4 hours long
Source?

Dr. E is a supervillain who hates fun video games, his defense mechanism is to spam garbage on the catalog, and he enjoys controlling Anons using fear.

>>715640935
good thing it's not $80

>>715640935
so was odyssey, still searching for all the hidden moons took way longer than that

>>715640935
leisurely pace my ass, he goes straight towards the critical path as soon as he unlocks each area's upgrade

>>715641124
>dude just dig out every single block of dirt in the level to find the buried stupid bullshit!!
nah, I'm good actually.

>>715640305 (OP)
So what? You got K. Rool back, right? ... Right?

>>715640698
Yoshi's Island
Wario Land 3
Chibi Robo
Paper Mario
Drill Dozer

>>715640935
>a non-100% walkthrough is short
no shit

>>715641230
what I'm saying is that short main story and dozens of hours of extra content is preferred over the endless slop that drags on and on that is for example KCD2

>game has been out for less than a day
>/v/ is already shitting all over it despite not having played it (or even owning the console)
never change /v/

>>715641720
>>715641740
And the cope is already in

>>715641742
Dr. E does not speak for /v/.
/v/ loves Donkey Kong Bananza, only Dr. E hates it because he is anti-fun.

>>715640793
>>715640910
>>715641657
heh, thanks for the recommendations ya chumps

>>715640305 (OP)
Mario Odd was 3 hours long if you rushed it but to unlock the final level you needed 500 moons.
Golden root bananas unlock after you beat the game so i'm assuming there's something like that in place for some champions road thing

>>715641982
>collectslop is good and based when nintendo does it

>>715640409
the only thing i dont like is that it looks like odyssey

>see /v/ concernpost
>check reviews
>nothingburger
idk why i keep clicking on these dumbass threads

>>715640450
>If you hate Nintendo you hate fun
I own that. it doesn't debunk anything in the OP.

>>715641982
Odyssey took me 70 hours to 100% minus coin farming for some of the costumes. I imagine it will take longer than that.

>shit post about this being a 5 hour tech demo
>it actually fucking is
>for $70
Jesus Christ I wasn’t daring Nintendo to actually release a(nother) paid tech demo.

>>715642118
fluff

>>715642176
>its okay for Nintendo to charge a premium for a tech demo so long as they put enough filler for 100% completion which most people don’t bother to do
Grim

>>715642118
neither are reliable for an honest review

>>715640305 (OP)
Why does he look like a fugly corpo pixar character now

>>715642248
>>715642354
You still haven't explained how not being banned actually means being banned.

>>715642354
>filler
>I enjoyed every second of it
Yeah ok faggot

What went so wrong? I tried to buy a switch 2 and they were all sold out everywhere I called. The problem is that there aren't enough of these consoles. Same shit happened with the wii and switch 1

>>715642468
That’s nice tendie. Not everyone has autism though.

>>715640416
Not really the materiel is all there.

>>715640305 (OP)
>they were too incompetent to copy rare so they made mario odyssey again
LOL

>>715642118
>same people who gave TOTK a 10 plus contender for GOTY.
I thought /v/ hated IGN??

>>715642118
>Logan Plant
more like industry plant

awww sweet, another
>macaco thread

Mario Odyssey is three hours long according to you fags' logic
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sgHDIUxR23E

>>715642612
I hate IGN but only when they disagree with me

So what are you gonna do when the Famitsu thread comes out with DK as #1 and 2 million copies sold?

>>715642118
>game journo opinion good!

>>715640935
>K Rool is in it
Aw you gotta be shitting me fuck you assholes were right FUCK

>>715642701
I don't see how it's any less valid than OP's opinion, considering OP hasn't even played the game

>>715640305 (OP)
>>worse performance in docked due to lower CPU clock
Wut?
Sounds like bullshit, isnt the whole point of the fan in the dock to cranck up the cpu&gpu?

>>715642118
>link IGN article about Nintendo banning someone who bought a used game for buying a used game
>fake news bro, my friends at Nintendo would never do this
>link IGN score for tech demo
>GOTY confirmed fellow tendies!

>>715642686
Nothing. No matter how well it sells doesn't change the Switch 2's horrible performance

>What the FUCK wen-
BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP
>s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-ss-s-s-s-s*sobs*stutters every ti-
BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP
>w-w-w-w-w-won't even cra-
HAVE A ROTTEN DAY

>>715642686
>What are you gonna do when thing that literally cannot happen happens
How is it gonna sell 2 million when there aren't even that many switches in japan

>>715642812

Or the fact that people don't seem to care.

>>715640305 (OP)


It's a shame cause if it was at least difficult it would add to replay value.

>DK Bananza took 8 years in development
>Story doesn't even last 10 hours.
>Most of the filler is just collecting

>>715642809
So, uh, pick one, is the review incorrect or is the article?

>>715642354
It’s funny how honestly some people admit to eating shit

>>715642798
Dude. The macaco made this thread. Of course it's all lies

>>715642809
>b-but what about this other unrelated thing??
I can dislike how Nintendo runs things and still think their games are great. It's almost like they are two entirely separate parts of the company or something.

>>715642859

Okay, 1 million.

>>715642713
I'm just enjoying l annoyed at how they canonized names like krump or kludsy as actual names instead of mob names, like goomba or koopa

Bananza is so forced.

>>715641140
Because there's nothing to do

>at least it looks good in portable
>in 480p

Lmfao Nintendo is insanely pathetic

>>715642898
Don’t forget they’re charging $70 for a switch 1 game.

>>715642915
I’m hoping the game isn’t shit. I’m going to get it tomorrow from Amazon and if it’s as short as they’re saying it is I’ll be livid. Then I’d have to deal with tendies defending it too making me even angrier.

>>715643057
What is diddys role in this game after the allegations?

>>715640698
Kid Icarus Uprising
The Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask
Xenoblade Chronicles
Metroid Prime
Fire Emblem: Three Houses

>>715642764
Game journo opinions are anti barometers for game quality.

>>715643113
Oh god please tell me that the switch 1 game isn’t really 480p in portable.

>>715643114
>I’m going to get it tomorrow from Amazon
Hahaha you're a fucking corporate slave

>>715643175
Unless its a Sony or MS game, in which case its perfectly legit just to own "the tendies".

Breath of the Wild is one of the shortest AAA games ever made. You can reach the ending in just 30 minutes(1). In fact, Super Mario Bros. ties that(2). Nintendo has always made short games. Imagine paying $80(3) for a 30-minute game that runs at 720p(4). We should sue.

>(1) Castle can be reached immediately after the tutorial with shortcuts. Side content totals 100+ hours.
>(2) Using warp tricks. Full game is 2+ hours.
>(3) In Canada.
>(4) On a 720p display.

>>715640305 (OP)
>ugly fucking artstyle
How dare you?

>>715640305 (OP)
>$80
Imagine being wrong immediately

>>715643145
Like how minor NPCs are in Banjo-Kazooie

>>715640305 (OP)
Nintendo has lost the plot.
Years and years of sticking to shitty, outdated hardware has made their developers incompetent, archaic and complacent.

>>715642646
>Mario Odyssey is three hours long
They posed this exact cope back then too so this is no surprise.

>>715640416
banaza love is so forced by a mumbai marketing agency being contracted by nintendo of india

>>715643194
DF did a test on the LCD and it displays around 400p, so in handheld the best you can get is fucking like 500 pixels
>ONGAW

>>715640305 (OP)
I had a look at the last boss fight and you are standing around in the same spot for 95% of it. I know Nintendo games are easy but this is braindead.

>>715642701
Considering this board cares so much about GOTY and metacritic scores it seems they value journo opinions a little too much

>>715643350
>>715643358
Good lord this is literally just a shill squad isn't it

>>715642898
Agreed. And collecting is why Odyssey, SM64, D64, Banjo-Kazooie and BOTW were all massively critically panned. If the content doesn’t advance the story, it doesn’t exist.

>>715640698
The Legend of Zelda
Doki Doki Panic
Super Mario Bros 3
Mario Kart
Smash Bros Melee

>>715643264
DK transforming into other animals instead of teaming up with them is such a retarded fucking idea. They should have just made this a Wario game, Wario actually transforms.

>>715643212
>criticize Nintendo without having their product
>tendies call you brown or poor
>do the same after buying their product
>tendies have insults ready as well
So basically never say anything bad about your friends at Nintendo

>>715641957
N-NNNOOOOO!!!

>>715642540
Is it though?

>>715643393
This is another issue, Nintendo doesn’t realize the Donkey Kong fans are the type to play super challenging shit

>>715641860
>posts a speedrun
>it's short
Like no fucking shit, Death Stranding 2 can be finished in 6 hours if you ignore as much as possible.

>>715643437
>So basically never say anything bad about your friends at Nintendo
Not only do I choose to buy games I like or not, I do so at my own discretion. You buy games you will bash online because you're a fucking consoomer slave. If I think something looks like shit, I don't fucking buy it you actual cattle.

>>715642087
but enough about Astrobot

>>715643358
>in handheld
In handheld mode or on handheld
Pick one pedro

>>715643519
>you need to 100% a game before you can call it short
I don’t think that’s how this works tendie

>>715643605
Bro what the fuck are you saying

Nintendo children are dropping the plot deep

>>715643609
>>715643652
Sirs

>>715643572
The game actually looks fun and I loved Odyssey. I just don’t want it to be 5 hours long. I will shit on it if it is tendie. Hope you’re okay with that. You’ll survive otherwise.

Actually it was given a 10/10 by IGN thus making it a masterpiece without fault. Thank you for the thread!

>>715643652
Saar doesn't even understand his grammar gaffe, sad!

>>715643350
indians hate nintendo and love playstation

>>715643690
All I can hear is you giving money to a company you consider evil because your need to consume trumps whatever pathetic shred of moral principles you claim to have. You're pathetic.

>>715643727
There is no difference between the handheld mode and handheld, you moron

>>715643690
>I just don’t want it to be 5 hours long
Its as long as you want it to be. Every world has a handful of tasks, then you move on. If you want, you can stay and spend hours hunting for items and challenge stages instead.

>>715643427
But muh journey to the west

>>715643609
You’d look even more pathetic if you just measured your flaccid dick rather than with a boner. Though yours is short either way.

HE

>>715642176
Odyssey took 40 hours for me to 100%. If Bananza is similar at 100% I'd be content with that

>>715642867
Cool, you keep telling yourself that and clutching your sales stats like a security blanket as your $70 2025 game dips to 30fps.

>>715643765
All I can hear is you being buttblasted that someone is going to dare criticize your friends at Nintendo. Sorry champ.

THIS COCONUT SHIT
ISNT FUNNY

>>715643773
Ok retard I'll spell it out
"in handheld" is eslbabble
You would say "in handheld mode" OR "on handheld" (as in on the switch 2).
Christ where's my English teacher credentials on this godforsaken ESL shithole.

>>715643886
Imagine keeping this at a steady 30, switch 3 confirmed?

I feel like people would be less than half as critical of this game if DK and Diddy looked like they did in Tropical Freeze

>>715643934
Can’t wait for that $30 performance patch!

>>715642898
So like most EAD games

>>715643886

Who gives a fuck about framerate, honestly. No one outside /v/ ever talks about this stuff.

>>715643919
>he believes in psychology

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>715640305 (OP)
>>FSR1
On an nvidia chip?

>>715643114
>if it’s as short as they’re saying it is I’ll be livid
Odyssey's only three hours long
>>715642646

>>715643427
>transforms
>collects gold
>smashes things
Fuck, this IS a Wario game.

>>715643857
A reviewer said they had 50% done at 59 hours I swear I read.

>>715640305 (OP)
How can you blatantly lie about things so easily verifiable?

>>715640305 (OP)
>Tankies, trannies and snoys join forces to take down Nintendo
>It is extremely ineffective

>>715643427
HOW DARE YOU

>>715641860
>m-m-MUH GAMES SHOULD TAKE 60+ HOURS
>m-m-MUH COPE
sounds like zoomerspeak if you ask me

>>715644145
IGN said that. Nintendolife said it took him 35, and he's still missing most of the stuff.

>>715643987
says the literal namefag

>>715640305 (OP)
freezesnoys still seething 11 years later because their sidescrollerslop flopped? fucking kek

>>715643857
That's what I don't get. What justifies Bananza being $70 if you literally get the same experience as Odyssey? I would have no issue buying it if they gave me a valid reason instead of "we thought it was worth that just because'".

>>715644386
>just add snoy to the end of everything bro
Bit nonsensical innit? Call them freezebabies or freezechuds idk

>>715644381
Right? DK Bananaz is such a blight saar.

Where's the soundtrack?

That transformation music is good.

>>715642118
Holy fuck did you just post an IGN review score as a defense? What in the legit fuck happened to this place, you people make reddit look less gay.

>>715644416
What about it is the same as Odyssey. It's almost a different genres

>>715644381

Am I wrong? Even the reviews say the dips don't matter a single bit.

But /v/ always has to have flawless 60fps and highest screen resolution, like if they don't it'll murder their mothers.

No one cares. If they did Pokemon wouldn't be the best selling franchise on Earth.

>>715644416
>What justifies Bananza being $70
It's an arbitrary price increase because PS and Xbox did it

>>715644646
Sony, particularly. And with /v/'s precious FromSoft slop, too.

>>715644646
Sony and MA charged $10 more for next gen games. Nintendo is doing the same for a last gen game. Then charging $20 more for a next gen game.
Wanna try again?

Tendies don't matter.

DKC gods, we won.
I don't know how this series survived beyond the SNES.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BMN9r5EX_dQ

>>715640305 (OP)
>A DK game being very easy
No fucking way

>>715640305 (OP)
>4 hours

this can't be real

>>715644792
I said it was an arbitrary increase

>>715644645
yes, any phoneposting reddit spacing faggot is always wrong, especially when namefagging
you don't belong here

>>715644792
>It's okay when Sony did it because it's NEEEEEEEEEXT GEEEEEEEEEEEN
Like clockwork, the Snoy works that cock.

>>715640698
Pokemon Stadium 2 (debatable because it was outsourced)
Kid Icarus Uprising
Minish Cap (original Zelda was *best*)
Wii Sports Resort
Punch-Out

>>715644935

Uh huh. Hey look, I'm talking to you again. Woooo.

>>715644776
to be fair thats a niggerfied abomination of a "remake" that everyone hates, despite that I have never seen it below 80 bucks here in sweden, its 90 bucks at the regular, so even that nintendo is always cheaper.

>>715644879
>Nintendo is a GENIUS... they knew PLAYERS will try to BREAK THE GAME by DESTROYING EVERYTHING so made a BANGER SONG for it...

>>715644913
It is and tendies will defend the $70 price tag on top of it.

>>715645096
No its not. Its 4 hours if you speedrun and ignore like, every collectible.

>>715645032
Dude, get a job.

>>715645145

I have a job. I'm working from home right now.

>>715645096
according to reviewers the story is 20 hour-ish, 50 hours if you do all side stuff.

>>715645229
split the difference between the drooling reviewers and the guy who rushed through it as fast as possible, and the game is likely 12 hours long for a first playthrough

>>715644507
That's Erica falseflagging to make Nintendo fans look unhinged. Ignore xer.

>>715643830
wew I was scared about him being a fossil like the spider.

FUCK SPIDER PHOBIC BABIES RUINING SPIDER PALS FOR US SPIDER LOVERS

HOW ABOUT YOU KILL SPIDER-MAN YOU FUCKING HOMOSEXUALS?!

>>715643830
He would have saved this game.

>>715645138
>Ignoring optional collectibles is ""speedrunning""

>>715645512
Jameson calm down

>>715645049
SWEDEN
YES

>>715640305 (OP)
AHEM....

>>715640305 (OP)
Thanks OP I will be saving $70 by not buying this slop. That pokemon direct better be amazing cause Switch 2 has had nothing but Ls so far

>>715640305 (OP)
>even journalists are calling it very easy
It's made for 4 year olds, why would it be harder?

>>715640305 (OP)
its not $80
why is this thread even getting replies?

>>715644416
They're using the $16 cartridge on it. Inti Creates is charging $20 more for physical on Switch 2 than a digital copy. DK is a $50 game with a $20 cartridge price factored in. Mario Kart World is also a $50 game if you buy the bundle and get it digitally.

>>715640305 (OP)
This is fucking disgusting why are we letting Nintendo get away with $90 games?

>>715645830
I love Nintendo but $100 games is pushing it

>>715645830
We're not. Its 70.

60 digital.

>>715645808
Then why charge the same on digital?

>>715640305 (OP)
I watched the final boss phases and they all looked incredibly uninspired and derivative
That was all I needed to see to know this game isn't worth 80 bucks (+tax)

>>715641957
Don't listen to him, pikmin 2 sucks

Tomorrow will be fun.

>>715646178

Just wait for the Famitsu threads.

>>715645219
Behind the local 7-11 is your home?

>>715646025
The platforming section where you climb up 25m from DK arcade after falling the whole game as NDC, The symbolic city of DK himself, is overun by K Rool who is so spiteful he'll destroy the conceptual inspiration of DK itself (NDC/New york) is very kino

the nintendolife faggot sounded like he wanted this game to me mario instead of dk

>>715646378

No, right here. Data entry stuff. Boring but easy.

>>715642118
I'm convinced that Nintendo could just put a still image of Nikocado's coinslot asshole on a Switch 2 cartridge and IGN would still give it at least a 9

>>715643427
Nintendo fans are so fucking funny. I've seen this from so many angles over the years

>what the fuck, he transforms? why is this a DK game? it should be a game

>>715646378
Tendies have careers. Snoys have jobs. PC vegans are NEETs. Just how it is.

>>715646025
Good thing its not $80

>>715646739
NEETs that pirate. Don't forget that.

>>715644879
In the back you can hear a bunch of monkeys going ape shit, I love it!

On top of the george of the jungle gorillas going: HOO AH-AH HOO-HA-HOO!

>>715643987
OMG the cope is DELICIOUS.

>>715646005
Greed?

>>715643830
I SAW A REFERENCE AND I CLAPPED

>>715642619
Kek my thoughts exactly

>>715643427
>no animal buddies
the rarevisionism continues...

>>715646783
Easy to remember. You kinda have to.

>>715647150
We've seen pics of Rambi.

>>715643427
They added transforming into animals in DKC2 and it was also in DKC3 and DK64. Shut up.

Bananza already won

>>715640409
DK bros...

I'll be emulating this at 240 fps 1440p and having a great time. Imagine playing this at 30 fps 480p on the actual hardware.

>>715647150
Three of the bananzas are blatant call backs to old animal buddies.

>>715640305 (OP)
Once again rightoids lie because they dont have any real arguements
>$80
its $70
>4 hours long
20 hours is what the critics say, its not out yet so idk how long for people
>even journalists are calling it very easy
I mean ya Nintendo games are easy. Where the fuck have u been?
>sub 1080p
>frequent drops to 30fps and lower
>stutters every time you pan the camera or pick up an item
>FSR1
>worse performance in docked due to lower CPU clock
source?
>ugly fucking artstyle
No
>terrain just floats in place if you destroy the ground below it; worse destruction physics than Red Faction Guerrilla from almost two decades ago
The gameplay isnt designed around cave ins. Thats like complaing minecraft allows blocks to float
>won't even crack 90 on MetaCritic once all the reviews are on
Since when do you care what jurnos think? and frankly, 90+ is only for those who pay for ads on their side

OP is a snoy retard who can be torn to shreds by a pack of wild boars. Fuck you

>>715644076
The redesign final end fits wario better than DK too
I honestly have no idea what the fuck they're doing

>>715647484
in the final fight screenshot, I saw a snake bananza icon.

It actually isn't Kate Higgins voicing Pauline

>>715647484
>may I have some more references?

>>715647230
>release a console with 1 game
>act smug when your customers are dying for literally anything else to justify their $500 machine
Lmao

>>715645596
>if you dont do any sandbox exploration in this sandbox exploration game then its kinda short
wow, insane huh faggot? all this "le 5.5 hours!!!!!!" shit is proving is that the game doesn't block progression and lets you explore at whatever pace you want. Surely you can do better than this right?

>>715647795
>im okay with games being short because if i go out of my way to make them longer then they are
>im also beyond fine with paying a $10 premium for a tech demo. I already bought the welcome tour tech demo so whats another $10 premium?
Any non-tendies wanna chime in?

>>715647978
i know this is bait but to be clear just because I think your argument against dk bananza is retarded doesn't mean I bought welcome tour. I wouldn't touch that shit unless it was completely and utterly free. I admittedly do think nintendo is making some bad practices here and there entering into this new era but the culture warring against tendies meaning every single little nintendo adjacent thing that could be bad HAS to be argued as bad makes you a snoyboy

>>715640409
Is that made of poo?

>>715643057
Yes but the gameplay is gonna be amazing

>>715642118
>Nintendo Bonus exist
>"/v/ is wrong"

IT WILL BE A FUN AS RED FACTION. STFU!

>>715643159
Go back nigga

Oh my god fellow snoys, if you play through all the cups in Mario Kart World it only takes about 2-3 hours to experience every track. Insane how this game is only 3 hours long and tendies will demand you have to 100% it in order to have completed it. theyre so brainwashed fr fr!!!!!!!!!

>>715648509
Good evening saar

>>715647150
>Cranky has his own Rambi.
>Theres the Rambi rumble races
>Ostrich bananza is Espresso, and the ostrich elder even has Espresso's sneakers.
>Snake Bananza is Rattly, its power is even focused on spring-powered jumps
>Squitter the spider is a fossil.

Do i even continue?

>>715640305 (OP)
>$80
t. Europoor

>>715648321
>I know Nintendo is being very anti consumer
>however I must defend them and anyone that continually points this out is a snoy
I’m aware with how you tendies think but I do honestly appreciate you admitting it plainly like this.

When Astrobot blatantly rips off every Nintendo game on the planet, it’s okay when it’s $70 and wins GotY.
Bananza having completely destructible environments in a Mario styled open world by Nintendo’s most creative dev team has the same pricing yet more hype behind it, it’s LE BAD all the sudden. Funny how that works. Games not even out and snoys are desperate to shit on it, but you would NEVER hear them say these same things about Astroslop.

>>715648998
it doesn't count if you can't ride the animals.

>>715649251
>he only buys games from ethical corporations
kek, nintendos been shit for decades, doesnt mean I'm going to boycott them over it. They haven't done anything particularly egregious recently anyways other than the mario kart world random track selection change. Everything else is literally just the standard protocol of any gaming console these days or something they've been doing since the wii came out.

>>715649375
Funny how you're okay with DK blatantly ripping off Minecraft

>>715649589
Red faction came before Minecraft, and neither of those games have similar gameplay to 3D platformers. That’s like saying every 3D game with polygons ripped off Star Fox on the SNES. Astrobot blatantly ripped off multiple video game mechanics pulled straight from Nintendo games. The way Bananza implements destructible environments has never been the focus of a game in this style. It is wholly unique from other games that implement voxel technology.

>>715649491
>other companies are bad so let me support the worst of the bunch and defend everything they do
This is the current tendie mantra after all

>>715649890
Lmao
This is the same kind of tendie that thinks botw invented open world

>>715649890
>it's okay when Nintendo does it
Cool we not know to ignore your cult ass opinion

>>715640305 (OP)
$80 plus tip, American

>>715650019
>cult ass
Go back, latinx

>>715649905
sony is worse and its not even a competition. I've played a few games on ps5 before and its way less consumer friendly just navigating things like always online, only being able to play games on a shared account on a single device at a time, redownloading games that were originally on a hard drive youre not using for it anymore, everything is harder on ps5 than it is on a switch 2 and its a pointless device when 95% of its hardware ends up on steam anyways. In an ideal world there wouldn't be console exclusivity, but since it isn't a perfect world, at least nintendo consoles have extensive libraries solely tied to them making it worth investing alongside a gaming pc. The majority of people who buy ps5s in my experiences are literal tards who buy it to "have a variety of options in devices to play games on" and let it collect dust because everything they want is on steam. Anyways FUCK sony

>>715651262
You’re so full of shit it’s hilarious. Not a single thing is more complicated on a ps5 than a switch 2. Especially sharing digital games, which Nintendo took away from customers and replaced with the digital cart bullshit.

>

>>715640305 (OP)
sorry snoy, switch 2 is a massive success and dk is a goty contender

>>715640409
>30 fps on a launch game
This is going to be a rough gen for tendies

>>715651485
I can’t believe the levels some companies go to copy their betters.
Anyway have I ever told you how breath of the wild invented Ubisoft towers?

>>715646783
Based desu

>>715650523
It's $70 in America. It's actually more expensive for non-Americans lol

>>715651540
Not just a launch game, a switch 1 port.

>>715651572
You can't climb on any surface in Ubislop games. In modern AAA games you can only climb surfaces that have a yellow ledge. Botw, you can climb, glide anywhere. Most open-world games aren't like that, at least the ones that becamse before BotW. After BotW you saw many copycats like Genshin and Immortals trying to ride off the coattails of BotW's success.

>>715651704
>tendie outright lying
Jesus Christ I must have been hallucinating when Ubisoft copies breath of the wild’s ability to climb buildings back in 2007.

>>715651420
>gets defensive over ps5 attacks
snoy you lost your only card, you couldve pretended like you didn't give a fuck about ps5 and I was just schizoing out but you just proved youre only attacking nintendo out of being a snoycuck... so sad, maybe the ps6 will have some good games on it, ya know other than the multiplat ones we all get. Hope so bro good luck to ya, sorry about your favourite corporation caring less and less than ever these days about making good games. At least you can still replay bloodborne right?

>>715651810
>b-but you can climb BUILDINGS
Yeah but in BotW you can climb literally anything and it's a much larger world than what you find in early Ass Creed games.

>it doesn't have to look good
>it doesn't have to be more than 30 minutes long
>it doesn't have to not be a buggy mess
SLUUURP

>>715651262
weird post.... i have literally never even had to think about sharing games between PS devices, it just works how you'd expect it to--i.e. you can play your games on either device with no issue. never even crossed my mind it would be a problem until switch 2 came out

>>715640305 (OP)
>/v/ shits on Frame Generation for adding 10-30ms of input lag
>this is fine though

Watching smallant playing the game has convinced me it's pure kino

>>715651851
I’ve never played a soulslop game in my life. I use my ps5 for multiplats. Sorry about the mental illness you have where everyone critical of Nintendo is a snoy. You’ll survive though.

>>715651890
thanks for confirming that Nintendo invented Ubisoft towers in 2007

>>715652161
>doesnt even like soulsslop
ngmi

>>715647218
And it was retarded there too. How come through most of DKC3 you transform into the animals, then near the end of the game you start riding them instead?

>>715643404
>If the content doesn’t advance the story, it doesn’t exist.
Go jack off Niel Druckmann, moviefaggot.

>>715640409
What a garbage, it's disgusting

>>715652078
This is insane, Nintendo greed is on max!!!

>>715640409
The Switch 2 finally has its killer app.

>>715652746
saar...

How do you think previous DK devs are reacting to all of this?

>>715640305 (OP)
I don't understand. How could they think charging $100 for Donkey Kong was a good idea?

>>715640935
I make $140k because I'm not a drain on society. $14/hr is a fantastic deal for solid fun that will be the talk of this board for the next several months

>old Nintendo: nes-gc
>casual Nintendo: wii-first half of switch life
>cheap Nintendo: last half of switch life-now

Makes sense why Nintendo is so litigious. Can't even make games anymore.

>>715652910
good morning saar

>>715640450
Nintendo makes good games but they ain't ever fucking making them multiplat ever and that's gay as shit.

>>715645746
People are fucking stupid that's why.

>>715653029
Cheap Nintendo began when they started charging for online.

>>715640305 (OP)
8 years of development btw

This game would've been crucified for poor performance if it was on the PS5, Xbox Series S|X, and PC.
Nintendo shouldn't be exempt from criticism.

>>715642405
Because Illumination (Despicable Me/Minions people) is now responsible for their character designs

>Tendies genuinely pulling out the IGN scores to defend grubhub kong.
The Snoyification of /v/intendogaf
No wonder people just dump porn here now.

>>715652161
>thanks for confirming that Nintendo invented Ubisoft towers in 2007
Nintendo really needs to sue Ubisoft for plagiarizing their copyright 15 years ago

>>715653724
never forget the 8.8 nuclear meltdown

>>715653512
Crazy how this is the new narrative and yet there's only one video of one area of a pre-release build

>>715647003
he said while making a RLM reference for others to laugh at

>>715653761
18 years, and you’re right. They should really get on that. Did you know Nintendo also invented hovering and jet pack mechanics in video games?

>>715640305 (OP)
>$80
Poor and broke is no way to go through life, boy.

>won't even crack 90 on MetaCritic once all the reviews are on
Uhh.......

>>715651890
>Nintendo invented sticky climbing
If Snoys actually existed, they just would point out you could climb any anywhere in Spiderman 2.
(they don’t exist here anymore, they’re a false flag shibboleth created by your discord tranny circle-jerk.)

>>715650523
Shame this show only got 1 season.

>>715654026
He’s a boy but you’re a goy.

>>715653768
The vast majority of /v/ posters were in kindergarten when "8.8" happened.

>>715640305 (OP)
sonysisters...our narrative is crumbling

"They" really hate that Nintendo is putting their control of aaa games out of business with the bare minimum lol. Meanwhile, they're still attacking steam for being a private business and thus no control of revenue. Of course now they're applying one of their other schemes via "payment processor".

>>715654378
>91 on metacritic
>91 minutes long
Kino.

>>715654378
Uhh shill sisters...what do we do now? Is it time to spam porn and abandoned thread? Then start a new one saying that it's over, again?

>>715654264
Select your fighter, /v/

>Soiboy
>Snoygoy
>Goyboy
>Soigoy
>Snoyboy
>Soisnoy

>>715640305 (OP)
>sub 1080p
what

>>715640305 (OP)
>80 euroridoos for just 4 hours of gameplay
I'd buy it for 10 euros tops, for the price they're selling it I'd expect at least 100 hours of gameplay, hell, bg3 was 60 and had hundreds of hours worth of game and extensive replayability.

>>715647734
DK is the animal buddy to Pauline.

>>715654839
You can’t compare Nintendo to companies that don’t make tech demos for premium prices. That’s not fair.

>>715654785
entire post is made up

>>715640416
Switch 2 hate is forced

>>715640409
Nintendo is finished. By 2030 nobody will even remember their name.

>>715654953
and yet you're seething because you aren't goign to be able to emulate those "tech demos"

>>715640935
It's a launch game so it's actually 700 dollars anon.

>>715642898
>Story doesn't even last 10 hours.

Good thing I can pace my playtime and not bingeplay everything like a crackhead on Red Bulls.

Where are people getting the playtime numbers from?

>>715640305 (OP)
>go out
>buy a children's tablet
>buy a children's game for said tablet
>get mad that it's a children's game

Even if this game is mid nintendo will release 1 new game every 4-6 weeks for the next 10 years and Sony will release like 2 games a year that people swear are the world's best games online all day while Nintendo fans go play the endless onslaught of new games that seemingly no other single video game publisher is capable of doing even

>>715655550
>1 new game every 4-6 weeks
What game comes out in 4-6 weeks?

>>715654264
>imposing limits on your spending money and free time is LE BAD

Ok crackhead.

>>715656014
Kirby DLC

>>715655307
Longplay vids that are selectively edited for pacing or to remove fuckups.

>>715655550
>a new game every month
Lmao
What do we have for the rest of the year? A $70 dynasty warriors game? Crazy.

>>715640305 (OP)
>Read $80
>Don't read the rest
>Call OP a retard
Retard
>Leaves the thread

>>715656165
This. I'd say for the average player, they'll easily take 50 hours to get to the end. These streamers are absolute pros getting through it in 4 hours, a speedrun really.

>>715647743
>Release console in 2020
>no games
>2025 still no games
>increase price

>>715656971
>speedrun
hardly, if you watch the actual video, you can notice that the streamer stands still quite often to observe the next challenge and fucks up a fair number of times
the game just looks easy as shit, like somebody modded wario into super mario odyssey and called it a day

>>715640409
Nintendo games have no bonus btw

>>715640305 (OP)
>>715640409
>>715657290
Cope.

nintendo fans act like their lives depend on defending their shitty slop kids games thats crazy, why even care what trolls say to you on /v/

>>715640409
>it is impressive that a nintendo handheld can handle terrain deformation on this level at a steady framerate with the occasional framerate dip, high frames of animation on distant objects, and impressive environmental detail

>>715657265
This
That movement is sloppy as fuck.
They aren't utterly deficient, but a speedrunner this is not.

>>715655550
Yes who can forget such classics like MK8 with an empty useless world and Cripple Basketball

Holy shit, Nintendo Derangement Syndrome is actually a thing

>>715646134
Pikmin 2 is a stone cold classic, just beat it again last year, what a fucking fantastic game.

>>715647704
/vt/ trannies btfo thank fucking lord

>>715641957
well, dang

Can someone tldr the drama surrounding this game
I don't care about spoilers btw, just go at it.

Is this the most critically panned Nintendo game since Pokemon Scarlet/Violet? And why doesn’t it show in the Metacritic score? Nearly every post I see about this game is negative.

>>715640305 (OP)
Who gives a shit? Gaymers will still buy it like the good little cattle they are

>>715659505
it's just eric and a few other schizos having an episode.

>>715659505
A ton of people say it’s locked to 480p 30fps in handheld and/or docked mode. And that it only has five hours of gameplay. It’s looking like one of the worst first-party titles ever made judging by /v/.

>>715640305 (OP)
>hurrrrr 4-5 hours is not enough
>for a platformer
We're still doing this, huh? You faggots are so autistic. Don't buy Nintendo products if you only play the new first-party games. Simple as that

>>715659505
>why are people discussing a new game

>>715659505
>The game is/is not a prequel
>Cranky is/is not the original DK from the arcade game
>Pauline is/is not Mario and the real pauline's daughter
>Barefoot is/is not disgusting
>K.Rool is/is not back
>The game has framerate issues therefore is bad

Pick one.

>>715659505
Gokiburi clustering together to be a nuisance, as usual.

Love how Grumpy turns out to be a total bro, allowing you to reunite with Pauline after spending 3 months crafting a teleport device.

>>715657071
>increase price
Where? In Europe? I thought Europe didn’t count, because that’s what I see people say each time I see tendies defend $80/$90 games. So which way is it tendie? Did Sony increase their prices? If so why are you okay with Nintendo charging $80 for this slop.

>>715660920
It's 70, same as Snoy, "games"s.

>>715653021
>julbabi shreeji thinks his annual chump change makes him some kind of big-dick donkeyroller.

My man, you are what I call India-rich, 140k is Tech-money from being a topkek brahmin semi-literate jeet who is running a mumbai scam outfit under his 5th cousin's name, you might fool rickshaw-jockeys who make 5 rupees a day into thinking you are some kind of bigshot, but that won't work on white people. You are a low-impulse brown so that 140k flows through your hand like the grains of deserts sand from your native shithole. The fact you have spent 600 dollar on a Nintendo always-online shit brick plus 80 dollar on Donkey Kong diddlers and are actually bragging about it proves my point.

>t:1.2 million dollars on my bankaccount and a million invested into land.

>>715657265
I'm getting both for my birthday and I'm more excited to play DKB than Super Mario Odyssey.

>>715640305 (OP)
Ill just wait for the oled version.

It will probably be slightly better in terms of performance as well.

I never regretted buying the PS4 pro.

>>715665142
What'd you even buy for it, Bloodborne?

eric you lost lmao

When does this game even come out? Midnight? Or what?

>>715667015
12 am EST I would guess.