Thread 715642605

post only god tier gamer fuel

>>715642605 (OP)
BWC always wins

Americans will eat anything but actual food.

>>715642784
I'm not American but I would try at least one.

>>715642605 (OP)
I remember enjoying these as a kid but haven't had one of them in years
Oreos are extremely expensive for what they are

>>715642843
damn that looks good

This is my go to all the time.

>>715642784
Most junk food threads we have come from retarded thirdies like you, but don’t let me get in the way of your obsession.

>>715642872
oreos are disgusting no matter the flavour

>>715643501
>I'm gay
See how many characters you could have saved and kept the meaning?

>>715643549
>his masculinity is centred around goyslop
how embarassing

>>715643598
>re
Imagine typing like a fag and thinking you're masculine. Also, imagine eating kosher and trying to talk to a proud goy like myself like you have anything to say.

>>715642605 (OP)
i want some snacks now....

simple as

>>715642784
If it goes in my stomach and I am satisified, It's food.

>>715642605 (OP)
I need nothing more.

>>715643810
Chocolate dipped raisins are better tbdesu

>>715642843
Disgusting

>>715642605 (OP)
Good

>>715643945
>not putting cucumbers or lime in it
0/10.

>>715642605 (OP)
Where can I get honey roasted seasame sticks / chips in Canada? All I see everywhere are the normal ones.

>>715642843
I always try the new limited edition Oreos they come out with, these ones were okay.

>>715643948
dark chocolate almonds are the best

>>715643793
>noooo don't you dare attack my hfcs goyslop
lol

>>715644112
Used to buy bags of these, they hurt like hell after about 10 chips

>>715644112
I like to crush those up and put them under my foreskin before ranked matches. I call it the magma turtle

Oh yeah. It’s gaming time.

These are simply the best

>>715642605 (OP)
for me, it's tiramisu thins

>>715644112
Hell yeah, my wife's boyfriend bought me some Dr. Volcanobutt's Devilgasm flavored chips (Trans Rights Edition) and they were so hot that I unfortunately had to barge in on their bedroom session and ask them if they could open my onions drink bottle, because it was just sealed too tight for me to open (even though I crossfit and mud run like a mofo)

>>715644292
I don't think that's medically safe

>>715642784
This is true lol. Most Americans here eat chemical shit and go through drive thru experience than order out at a Family Restaurant.

>>715644447
unironically obsessed

>>715642784
>open junk food thread
>it's full of junk food
>this is upsetting somehow

>>715644447
kek

>>715642784
This is why they're like this and also why no country wants their meat, produce, or dairy

>>715642605 (OP)
Water

How much does the average /v/irgin weigh?

>>715644567
there's a difference between junk food and pigslop though

>>715642739
TRVTHNVKE

>>715644508
Incels get very upset when someone points out they can't handle spices

>>715644413
They are good!

>>715642605 (OP)
>>715644446
all good

>>715644413
I prefer the southwestern ones but original are good too

>>715644720
wtf I hate hoe ah sants now

>>715644707
indeed saar, these westerners not doing the needful and being the eating of hot spices like us saar.

>>715644670
>euros have a complex about junk food of all things
I would say this is surprising but it really isn't. Call a loved one and tell them how you're doing as soon as you get a chance.

>>715642605 (OP)
>>715642843
Of pathetic calorific substance for the average gamer, I think most would agree.

>>715644621
200
kgs

>>715644850
>ameripig has an anuerysm because someone dared critique their precious slop
kek, just because something is unhealthy, doesn't mean it needs to be made of high fructose corn syrup and crushed bugs.

>>715642605 (OP)
For me it's Golden Oreos and a nice hot cuppa.

>>715644052
YOU FAT FUCK

>>715644938
You're not supposed to post actual good food......

Sure you gotta spit the pits but you just get an empty bowl from eating carrots or celery or something else.

>>715643925
>If it goes in my stomach and I am satisfied, It's food.

You anons should eat healthier if you want to live past 40. Your body is a temple.

Unironically the best fries ever made, from flavor, to texture, they melt in your mouth, 10/10 gaming snack.
Shame for you all that they are exclusive to some rocks in the middle of the ocean.

>>715645182
unfortunately modern americans treat their temples (churches) poorly, now if they were told their bodies were synagogues, they'd be eating fruit and vegetables all day long

>>715644850
don't mind the euros. its july and they don't have ac so they're extra pissy. many of them will not make it to september

>>715644052
I'm a lemon guy, myself.

>>715645182
My heart is failing despite being underweight

>>715645320
lemon deez nuts

>>715645339
vaxxed?

>>715645373
That one doesn't even make sense.

>>715645339
Exercise to improve your heart.

>>715644447
It's too real

>>715645182
The monk entering the temple...

I'm gonna get some of these same-day delivered to me from amazon right now

>>715644938
What is this?

>>715645569
>amazon
What kind of shithole do you live in where your local stores don't even have fucking goldfish crackers?

>>715645592
bread filled with cum

>>715644447
KEKAROO!

>>715645664
I don't want to leave the house because it's so fvcking hot

>>715644164
>I only eat matzah
Sorry. I'm a goy. I can eat a cheeseburger and it doesn't offend YHWH.

>>715645592
Food. You fatsos wouldn't know what real food looks like, I suppose.

>>715642784
True, but i love this ones

>>715642605 (OP)
My gums are receding.

>>715642739
Blessed white choco...

>>715645757
>Europoors treat somebody's sloppy seconds as food
Tragic

Yep, it's gaming time

>>715645664
I live in a tiny town in the middle of Nevada with under 5,000 people and we genuinely don't have goldfish crackers except for once a month when the gas station gets a shipment of snacks that occasionally contains 10 little bags of regular goldfish.

>>715645664
>going to stores
>in 2025
Are you in some place like Colombia, where you can't get people to bring food to your house and put it up for you?

>>715645428
yeah i was a kid and my dad made me take it

>>715645757
Bread is very fattening, retard. Especially what looks like bread filled with what I assume is cheese.

>>715645832
I drink River Agrummes

>>715642605 (OP)
i just love eating this ones as a candy

yeah i'm thinking it's homm3 then cyberstalking my ex-gf and her family on social media time

>>715645837
Looks like it would give me AIDS

>>715644413
I like them but if I eat too many I get nauseous

>>715646035
Yeah so don't do that

>>715645886
The regular pediatric ones are benign but if you have heart failure from myocarditis it's very possible it was from the wuhan flu vaccine. My condolences

someone recommended snyder of hanover's pretzels and brets crisps last thread
pretzels came today and they were pretty good and i spent £50 on 17 different flavours of brets so we'll see bout them

>>715644413
cheeks, these don't even taste like pretzels

>>715645967
Take care of yourself alcoholic-kun.

>>715642605 (OP)
All that extra goyslop cream. I wish they just have the wafers, but the only thing close to that is the thin versions. They pair nicely with a cup of coffee.
>>715644938
I should call her...

yep, it's gamer time

>>715646175
But they taste good :(

>>715646347
The true white man's gamer snack.

>>715642739
>t.


Mario 64 is the best game ever btw.

OM NOM NOM

yep, it's gayming time

This thread is making me want to whale out

Pennsylvania is the greatest place in the world to live in for snacking. FIVE competing major brands with three of them local (Utz, Herrs, Hershey's, Nabisco, + the national Frito-Lays), dozens of smaller, at least somewhat local brands like Pepperidge Farm and Tim Sturgis, fresh Amish produce and orchards galore, and whether you're either side of the state you can get nice hot food like pierogis, hoagies, wooder ice, and classic philly pretzels. I swear, PA has the highest diversity of pretzels in the world, more than Germany even. Of all of them, I think these are the best.

>>715646710
ok, real discussion, i fucking hate cheese in America i cant fucking put slice of cheese on anything because all the damn thing will just taste like it.

>>715642784
RENT FREE

>>715646956
I should note the cost of living in PA is retardation. All the chemical plants or franking facilities make you stupid, and my previous post's wording proves I'm no exception.

Are you guys nuts? You'll get your controllers dirty!

>>715646956
and you have sheetz. when is sheetz coming to NJ man after being in one of those wawa is just abysmal

Stop eating processed garbage. Stop drinking soda. Cook meals yourself instead of ordering fast food. Repent before your slovenly ways have you dying at 50 of a heart attack.

>>715647106
Shut up boco

>>715647198
No

>>715647198
>work 40-50 hours a week
>have to go to work by 7am
>make it to home at 7pm
>shower and all of that 8pm
>have to sleep by 10pm

if it wasn’t because i live with my sister and grandma i will no have fucking chance

>>715647198
What about sugar free soda?

>>715646993
ok

>>715647486
That shit still spikes your insulin.

>>715644413
honey mustard flavor goes crazy but they're all good

>>715647486
"""sugar""" free is even worse than normal

>>715647486
This is like a Doctor telling a smoker to switch to vapes.

If you ever see these at your oriental grocery store buy a bag. Trust me.

>>715647120
Sheetz and Wawa both clear every other option in the entire country individually. But living in a state with both of them? Heavenly.
I prefer Wawa but they've been getting worse in recent years and I have to admit Sheetz is currently objectively better.

I learned how to bake and it's better than all this slop

>>715645148
Literally me.

The only saving grace of the hellish 30+ degree weather is that these get super soft.

>>715643925
Can I cum in your throat

>>715647773
I don't know, can you?

>>715647717
I've thought about buying a bread machine.

>>715647717
Based bakechad.

I've been baking whole wheat poppy and sesame seed crackers and they're pretty good. Baked some whole wheat raisin bread as well.

>>715645749
yeah you're a good goy that eats your goyslop and swears an oath of loyalty to israel

>>715647836
Oh just making sure to get consent and all. These days you get false rape accusations and lives are ruined baka

>>715647717
Based baker.

Fresh fruits are the best gamer fuel, they not highly processed food and they steadily release energy for you to stay focused and not think about eating more shit as often

>>715648098
For me it's oranges and green (slightly acidic) apples.

>>715648165
Grapes are great too and peaches

>>715647707
>oriental
Could we not with that outdated, racist term?

>>715648265
Sorry. Chink grocery store.

>>715644413
cheese and whatever blue is (southwestern maybe?) are the best but these are fine.
honey mustard anything is shit

Just found out I have prediabetes which is unsurprising considering I love carbs and sugary foods. What are the best, healthy gamer foods for me now?

>>715647886
do it
you can make more than just bread
noodle-dough and pizza dough for example
bread is awesome

>>715642605 (OP)
>>715642937
These definitely drastically increased in price relative even to inflation. Oreo has basically cornered the junk food cookie market and they do whatever the fuck they want at this point.

That said, I also feel like they reformulated the white chocolate and it's a bit more oily than I remember? We only used to put them out for santa on christmas so they were an extra special seasonal treat, but now they're sold all year round. Nabisco, if you're really viral marketing on /v/ right now, BRING BACK THE FUCKING PLAIN CHOCOLATE WAFERS

>>715648098
fruits do jack shit against hunger

>>715647120
Here in the Midwest we don't have anything good. No 7/11, no wawa, no sheetz, no bucees. We only have kwik trip which kinda sucks

I don't need "gamer fuel" because I only play in 2 hour increments after work.

>>715648463
Man, i hate cheese balls

>>715646347
>gives you listeria because the spoiled children of the original private ownership are in a legal battle over company control and let the facilities go to absolute shit out of spite

heh, nothing personnel kid

>>715644292
>Not megma

Not gamer fuel but I currently want cheesecake

>>715648463
Man, I love cheese balls.
But I can't buy them because I'll eat the entire jar in one or two sittings. So I keep nuts around for snacks.

>>715648556
>balls ur cheese