Americans will eat anything but actual food.
>turns you into a blueberry
>>715642784I'm not American but I would try at least one.
>>715642605 (OP)I remember enjoying these as a kid but haven't had one of them in years
Oreos are extremely expensive for what they are
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>>715642784Most junk food threads we have come from retarded thirdies like you, but donโt let me get in the way of your obsession.
>>715642872oreos are disgusting no matter the flavour
>>715643501>I'm gaySee how many characters you could have saved and kept the meaning?
>>715643598>reImagine typing like a fag and thinking you're masculine. Also, imagine eating kosher and trying to talk to a proud goy like myself like you have anything to say.
>>715642605 (OP)i want some snacks now....
>>715642784If it goes in my stomach and I am satisified, It's food.
>>715643810Chocolate dipped raisins are better tbdesu
>>715642605 (OP)Where can I get honey roasted seasame sticks / chips in Canada? All I see everywhere are the normal ones.
>>715642843I always try the new limited edition Oreos they come out with, these ones were okay.
>>715643948dark chocolate almonds are the best
>>715644112Used to buy bags of these, they hurt like hell after about 10 chips
>>715644112I like to crush those up and put them under my foreskin before ranked matches. I call it the magma turtle
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These are simply the best
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>>715642605 (OP)for me, it's tiramisu thins
>>715644112Hell yeah, my wife's boyfriend bought me some Dr. Volcanobutt's Devilgasm flavored chips (Trans Rights Edition) and they were so hot that I unfortunately had to barge in on their bedroom session and ask them if they could open my onions drink bottle, because it was just sealed too tight for me to open (even though I crossfit and mud run like a mofo)
>>715644292I don't think that's medically safe
>>715642784This is true lol. Most Americans here eat chemical shit and go through drive thru experience than order out at a Family Restaurant.
>>715642784This is why they're like this and also why no country wants their meat, produce, or dairy
How much does the average /v/irgin weigh?
>>715644567there's a difference between junk food and pigslop though
>>715644508Incels get very upset when someone points out they can't handle spices
>>715642605 (OP)>>715644446all good
>>715644413I prefer the southwestern ones but original are good too
>>715644720wtf I hate hoe ah sants now
>>715644707indeed saar, these westerners not doing the needful and being the eating of hot spices like us saar.
>>715644670>euros have a complex about junk food of all thingsI would say this is surprising but it really isn't. Call a loved one and tell them how you're doing as soon as you get a chance.
>>715642605 (OP)>>715642843Of pathetic calorific substance for the average gamer, I think most would agree.
>>715644850>ameripig has an anuerysm because someone dared critique their precious slopkek, just because something is unhealthy, doesn't mean it needs to be made of high fructose corn syrup and crushed bugs.
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>>715642605 (OP)For me it's Golden Oreos and a nice hot cuppa.
>>715644938You're not supposed to post actual good food......
Sure you gotta spit the pits but you just get an empty bowl from eating carrots or celery or something else.
You anons should eat healthier if you want to live past 40. Your body is a temple.
Unironically the best fries ever made, from flavor, to texture, they melt in your mouth, 10/10 gaming snack.
Shame for you all that they are exclusive to some rocks in the middle of the ocean.
>>715645182unfortunately modern americans treat their temples (churches) poorly, now if they were told their bodies were synagogues, they'd be eating fruit and vegetables all day long
>>715644850don't mind the euros. its july and they don't have ac so they're extra pissy. many of them will not make it to september
>>715645182My heart is failing despite being underweight
>>715645373That one doesn't even make sense.
>>715645339Exercise to improve your heart.
>>715645182The monk entering the temple...
I'm gonna get some of these same-day delivered to me from amazon right now
>>715645569>amazonWhat kind of shithole do you live in where your local stores don't even have fucking goldfish crackers?
>>715645664I don't want to leave the house because it's so fvcking hot
>>715644164>I only eat matzahSorry. I'm a goy. I can eat a cheeseburger and it doesn't offend YHWH.
>>715645592Food. You fatsos wouldn't know what real food looks like, I suppose.
>>715642784True, but i love this ones
>>715645664I live in a tiny town in the middle of Nevada with under 5,000 people and we genuinely don't have goldfish crackers except for once a month when the gas station gets a shipment of snacks that occasionally contains 10 little bags of regular goldfish.
>>715645664>going to stores>in 2025Are you in some place like Colombia, where you can't get people to bring food to your house and put it up for you?
>>715645428yeah i was a kid and my dad made me take it
>>715645757Bread is very fattening, retard. Especially what looks like bread filled with what I assume is cheese.
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>>715642605 (OP)i just love eating this ones as a candy
yeah i'm thinking it's homm3 then cyberstalking my ex-gf and her family on social media time
>>715645837Looks like it would give me AIDS
>>715644413I like them but if I eat too many I get nauseous
>>715645886The regular pediatric ones are benign but if you have heart failure from myocarditis it's very possible it was from the wuhan flu vaccine. My condolences
someone recommended snyder of hanover's pretzels and brets crisps last thread
pretzels came today and they were pretty good and i spent ยฃ50 on 17 different flavours of brets so we'll see bout them
>>715644413cheeks, these don't even taste like pretzels
>>715645967Take care of yourself alcoholic-kun.
>>715642605 (OP)All that extra goyslop cream. I wish they just have the wafers, but the only thing close to that is the thin versions. They pair nicely with a cup of coffee.
>>715644938I should call her...
>>715646347The true white man's gamer snack.
>>715642739>t.Mario 64 is the best game ever btw.
This thread is making me want to whale out
Pennsylvania is the greatest place in the world to live in for snacking. FIVE competing major brands with three of them local (Utz, Herrs, Hershey's, Nabisco, + the national Frito-Lays), dozens of smaller, at least somewhat local brands like Pepperidge Farm and Tim Sturgis, fresh Amish produce and orchards galore, and whether you're either side of the state you can get nice hot food like pierogis, hoagies, wooder ice, and classic philly pretzels. I swear, PA has the highest diversity of pretzels in the world, more than Germany even. Of all of them, I think these are the best.
>>715646710ok, real discussion, i fucking hate cheese in America i cant fucking put slice of cheese on anything because all the damn thing will just taste like it.
>>715646956I should note the cost of living in PA is retardation. All the chemical plants or franking facilities make you stupid, and my previous post's wording proves I'm no exception.
Are you guys nuts? You'll get your controllers dirty!
>>715646956and you have sheetz. when is sheetz coming to NJ man after being in one of those wawa is just abysmal
Stop eating processed garbage. Stop drinking soda. Cook meals yourself instead of ordering fast food. Repent before your slovenly ways have you dying at 50 of a heart attack.
>>715647198>work 40-50 hours a week>have to go to work by 7am>make it to home at 7pm>shower and all of that 8pm>have to sleep by 10pmif it wasnโt because i live with my sister and grandma i will no have fucking chance
>>715647198What about sugar free soda?
>>715647486That shit still spikes your insulin.
>>715644413honey mustard flavor goes crazy but they're all good
>implying anyone wants to live long in a world like this
>>715647486"""sugar""" free is even worse than normal
>>715647486This is like a Doctor telling a smoker to switch to vapes.
If you ever see these at your oriental grocery store buy a bag. Trust me.
>>715647120Sheetz and Wawa both clear every other option in the entire country individually. But living in a state with both of them? Heavenly.
I prefer Wawa but they've been getting worse in recent years and I have to admit Sheetz is currently objectively better.
I learned how to bake and it's better than all this slop
The only saving grace of the hellish 30+ degree weather is that these get super soft.
>>715647717I've thought about buying a bread machine.
>>715647717Based bakechad.
I've been baking whole wheat poppy and sesame seed crackers and they're pretty good. Baked some whole wheat raisin bread as well.
>>715645749yeah you're a good goy that eats your goyslop and swears an oath of loyalty to israel
>>715647836Oh just making sure to get consent and all. These days you get false rape accusations and lives are ruined baka
Fresh fruits are the best gamer fuel, they not highly processed food and they steadily release energy for you to stay focused and not think about eating more shit as often
>>715648098For me it's oranges and green (slightly acidic) apples.
>>715648165Grapes are great too and peaches
>>715647707>orientalCould we not with that outdated, racist term?
>>715648265Sorry. Chink grocery store.
>>715644413cheese and whatever blue is (southwestern maybe?) are the best but these are fine.
honey mustard anything is shit
Just found out I have prediabetes which is unsurprising considering I love carbs and sugary foods. What are the best, healthy gamer foods for me now?
>>715647886do it
you can make more than just bread
noodle-dough and pizza dough for example
bread is awesome
>>715642605 (OP)>>715642937These definitely drastically increased in price relative even to inflation. Oreo has basically cornered the junk food cookie market and they do whatever the fuck they want at this point.
That said, I also feel like they reformulated the white chocolate and it's a bit more oily than I remember? We only used to put them out for santa on christmas so they were an extra special seasonal treat, but now they're sold all year round. Nabisco, if you're really viral marketing on /v/ right now, BRING BACK THE FUCKING PLAIN CHOCOLATE WAFERS
>>715648098fruits do jack shit against hunger
>>715647120Here in the Midwest we don't have anything good. No 7/11, no wawa, no sheetz, no bucees. We only have kwik trip which kinda sucks
I don't need "gamer fuel" because I only play in 2 hour increments after work.
>>715646347>gives you listeria because the spoiled children of the original private ownership are in a legal battle over company control and let the facilities go to absolute shit out of spiteheh, nothing personnel kid
Not gamer fuel but I currently want cheesecake
>>715648463Man, I love cheese balls.
But I can't buy them because I'll eat the entire jar in one or two sittings. So I keep nuts around for snacks.