Thread 715646758

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Anonymous 7/16/2025, 9:51:41 PM No.715646758 [Report] >>715646875 >>715649480 >>715652368 >>715653457 >>715657702 >>715658957 >>715659432 >>715664223 >>715671634 >>715675240 >>715680919

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>Why're you so crazy about me, anon? I'm not even Zelda.

Anonymous 7/16/2025, 9:53:08 PM No.715646875 [Report] >>715647458 >>715662659 >>715667159 >>715667445 >>715668961 >>715678274

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>>715646758 (OP)
/v/ is an Epona board

Anonymous 7/16/2025, 9:53:16 PM No.715646882 [Report] >>715647015

because you have the body shape of an old latina grandma, but youre the size of a small child

Anonymous 7/16/2025, 9:55:12 PM No.715647015 [Report]

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>>715646882

Anonymous 7/16/2025, 9:56:28 PM No.715647091 [Report]

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Anonymous 7/16/2025, 9:58:02 PM No.715647228 [Report]

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>goddammit link
>make me a princess

Anonymous 7/16/2025, 9:59:30 PM No.715647334 [Report] >>715647439

MIDna

Anonymous 7/16/2025, 10:01:05 PM No.715647439 [Report]

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>>715647334

Anonymous 7/16/2025, 10:01:19 PM No.715647458 [Report]

>>715646875
FPBP

Anonymous 7/16/2025, 10:29:04 PM No.715649480 [Report] >>715649830 >>715650305 >>715655242

>>715646758 (OP)
featureless crotch sex

Anonymous 7/16/2025, 10:34:06 PM No.715649830 [Report] >>715655242

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>>715649480

Anonymous 7/16/2025, 10:34:51 PM No.715649893 [Report] >>715650124

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Anonymous 7/16/2025, 10:37:59 PM No.715650124 [Report]

>>715649893
why do they use hones when she has magic?

Anonymous 7/16/2025, 10:40:18 PM No.715650305 [Report] >>715668595

>>715649480
>gigantic ass
>only good for hotdogging
cruel

Anonymous 7/16/2025, 10:56:02 PM No.715651535 [Report] >>715652174 >>715653146

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how the fuck does nintendo keep getting away with sexycute characters

Anonymous 7/16/2025, 11:04:02 PM No.715652174 [Report] >>715658416

>>715651535
Name 10 examples

Anonymous 7/16/2025, 11:06:31 PM No.715652368 [Report]

>>715646758 (OP)
>sexy short stack turns into sexy mommy
Can't imagine why

Anonymous 7/16/2025, 11:16:32 PM No.715653146 [Report] >>715662950

>>715651535
ankha is a chibi doll before we sex her up so she doesnt count

Anonymous 7/16/2025, 11:20:14 PM No.715653457 [Report]

>>715646758 (OP)
Chubbier.

Anonymous 7/16/2025, 11:43:46 PM No.715655242 [Report] >>715663415

>>715649480
>>715649830
what if you were absorbed/transformed into her featureless crotch and she teases you haha

Anonymous 7/16/2025, 11:46:15 PM No.715655440 [Report] >>715657205 >>715657674 >>715658383 >>715681209

Have you guys ever asked a girl to shit in your mouth?

Anonymous 7/17/2025, 12:09:15 AM No.715657205 [Report] >>715657434

>>715655440
of course

Anonymous 7/17/2025, 12:12:31 AM No.715657434 [Report]

>>715657205
Did she?

Anonymous 7/17/2025, 12:15:41 AM No.715657674 [Report] >>715662352

>>715655440
no but some guy tried it and barfed it out. ruined his fetish

Anonymous 7/17/2025, 12:16:06 AM No.715657702 [Report]

>>715646758 (OP)
I want my penis in your bioluminescent butthole and your petite feet on my face.

Anonymous 7/17/2025, 12:24:25 AM No.715658383 [Report] >>715681209

>>715655440
nah but i rim my gf all the time and she doesn't douche or anything
the hottest thing is when she's sitting on my face and readjusts so her butthole's directly on my mouth, then sits back, full weight, to get my tongue as far up there as possible
nut material

Anonymous 7/17/2025, 12:24:48 AM No.715658416 [Report] >>715658905 >>715662058 >>715663046

>>715652174
Midna
Ankha
Isabelle
Shantae
Kirby
Susie
Callie
Marie
Finch
Goombella

40% of all pokemon

Anonymous 7/17/2025, 12:28:30 AM No.715658712 [Report]

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Anonymous 7/17/2025, 12:30:53 AM No.715658905 [Report] >>715659453

>>715658416
>Kirby
Fuck off nigger Kirby is pure

Anonymous 7/17/2025, 12:31:35 AM No.715658957 [Report] >>715659221

>>715646758 (OP)
>Want to find a real shortstack midget to date
>They are all massive whores or coalburners
FFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUU

Anonymous 7/17/2025, 12:35:01 AM No.715659221 [Report] >>715659823

>>715658957
>>They are all massive whores
No shit, they're insecure about their height and want validation from any guy.

Anonymous 7/17/2025, 12:37:48 AM No.715659432 [Report] >>715659574

>>715646758 (OP)
I lost all interest with Midna during the ending sequence, when she transformed from an imp to an adult woman.

Anonymous 7/17/2025, 12:38:01 AM No.715659453 [Report]

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>>715658905
He wasn't last night.

Anonymous 7/17/2025, 12:40:00 AM No.715659574 [Report] >>715660706

>>715659432
imagine if she got smaller during the ending

Anonymous 7/17/2025, 12:43:09 AM No.715659823 [Report] >>715660439

>>715659221
>Want validation from any guy, except those genuinely nice guys that would treat them like queen hobbits for the rest of their lives
Fuck real women desu
Waiting for my custom android wife

Anonymous 7/17/2025, 12:50:58 AM No.715660439 [Report] >>715660607

>>715659823
A lot of women don't want to be treated like queens, they want to be treated like a captive princess.

Anonymous 7/17/2025, 12:53:21 AM No.715660607 [Report] >>715660717 >>715660763

>>715660439
But only by rich chad

Anonymous 7/17/2025, 12:54:43 AM No.715660706 [Report]

>>715659574
Imagine if she got bigger but still looked like she does as an imp

Anonymous 7/17/2025, 12:54:53 AM No.715660717 [Report]

>>715660607
Women are more desperate for attention than you think. As long as you aren't utterly repulsive physically and socially.

Anonymous 7/17/2025, 12:55:33 AM No.715660763 [Report]

>>715660607
That's the dream. I'm sure in all your fantasies you're rich too.

Anonymous 7/17/2025, 12:57:29 AM No.715660910 [Report] >>715662417

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Threadly reminder that Twili Midna is the true patrician choice, but you kids ain't ready for this discussion.

Anonymous 7/17/2025, 12:58:06 AM No.715660965 [Report]

That one scene where she looks down her eyes at link she's shy made me love her forever.

Anonymous 7/17/2025, 1:13:57 AM No.715662058 [Report]

>>715658416
thats thank to fans not nintendo themselves

Anonymous 7/17/2025, 1:18:06 AM No.715662352 [Report]

>>715657674
lmao serves him right, some lines ain't meant to be crossed and that one was definitely written in bold red paint.

Anonymous 7/17/2025, 1:19:03 AM No.715662417 [Report]

>>715660910
We already had the discussion and you were proven wrong.

Anonymous 7/17/2025, 1:19:43 AM No.715662453 [Report] >>715662872 >>715664457

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Who will play her in the movie?

Anonymous 7/17/2025, 1:22:42 AM No.715662659 [Report] >>715667504

>>715646875
>Literally tells Link to turn back into a human
Based Epona

Anonymous 7/17/2025, 1:25:36 AM No.715662872 [Report] >>715663390 >>715665259 >>715665649

>>715662453
Woozy has the best Midna stuff hands down. So good

Anonymous 7/17/2025, 1:26:42 AM No.715662950 [Report] >>715663289

>>715653146
but chibi erotic

Anonymous 7/17/2025, 1:28:02 AM No.715663046 [Report]

>>715658416
>Shantae
Not a nintendo character, idiot.

Anonymous 7/17/2025, 1:32:09 AM No.715663289 [Report] >>715663478

>>715662950
maybe the bandages but you like her snooty personality

Anonymous 7/17/2025, 1:33:51 AM No.715663390 [Report]

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>>715662872

Anonymous 7/17/2025, 1:34:08 AM No.715663415 [Report]

>>715655242
i swear, you niggas just be sayin shit.

Anonymous 7/17/2025, 1:35:02 AM No.715663478 [Report] >>715663543

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>>715663289
no, CHIBI erotic

Anonymous 7/17/2025, 1:36:00 AM No.715663543 [Report] >>715663747

>>715663478
i just dont see it unless you men her wearing bandages ingame

Anonymous 7/17/2025, 1:38:49 AM No.715663747 [Report] >>715663790 >>715663832

>>715663543
are you illiterate
I'm attracted to chibis

Anonymous 7/17/2025, 1:39:28 AM No.715663790 [Report]

>>715663747
oh okay. maybe. i type too fast

Anonymous 7/17/2025, 1:40:16 AM No.715663832 [Report]

>>715663747
He doesn't know what chibi means so he's selectively ignoring that word.

Anonymous 7/17/2025, 1:45:31 AM No.715664223 [Report]

>>715646758 (OP)
You think she can do a blowjob fully standing up or is she a little small even for that?

Anonymous 7/17/2025, 1:48:32 AM No.715664457 [Report]

>>715662453
Me

Anonymous 7/17/2025, 1:49:54 AM No.715664554 [Report]

I want to spank her

Anonymous 7/17/2025, 1:58:54 AM No.715665259 [Report] >>715675181

>>715662872
for me, its this one.

https://e621.net/posts/1068869

Anonymous 7/17/2025, 2:03:37 AM No.715665649 [Report] >>715665783

>>715662872
Italessio has the next animation and model. Fucking shame it's only 20 seconds. If he did any more stuff it'd be far and away the best.

Anonymous 7/17/2025, 2:05:27 AM No.715665783 [Report] >>715666049

>>715665649
>off-model muscular slop
i'll pass.

Anonymous 7/17/2025, 2:09:30 AM No.715666049 [Report]

>>715665783
>muscular
What the fuck are you talking about?

Anonymous 7/17/2025, 2:26:41 AM No.715667159 [Report] >>715667445

>>715646875
Why are mares so fucking sexy?

Anonymous 7/17/2025, 2:31:23 AM No.715667445 [Report]

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>>715646875
>>715667159

Anonymous 7/17/2025, 2:32:20 AM No.715667504 [Report]

>>715662659
>meanwhile Midna prefers the knot
It's to see mares are superior.

Anonymous 7/17/2025, 2:48:30 AM No.715668595 [Report]

>>715650305
i think ill make some featureless midna hotdogs later tonight

Anonymous 7/17/2025, 2:54:17 AM No.715668961 [Report]

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>>715646875
I fucking wish brother.

Anonymous 7/17/2025, 2:56:55 AM No.715669097 [Report]

can you use this bitch as a fleshlight

Anonymous 7/17/2025, 3:25:21 AM No.715670834 [Report] >>715671225 >>715682482

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Anonymous 7/17/2025, 3:31:14 AM No.715671225 [Report] >>715671480 >>715671617 >>715671672 >>715678795

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>>715670834
What if Midna had fur and a fluffy tail?

Anonymous 7/17/2025, 3:35:05 AM No.715671480 [Report]

>>715671225
Nah, she's smooth and kinda paper-dry

Anonymous 7/17/2025, 3:37:09 AM No.715671617 [Report]

>>715671225
I've always thought that her black parts are fuzzy, while gray parts are skin.

Anonymous 7/17/2025, 3:37:18 AM No.715671634 [Report] >>715671968 >>715673309 >>715674083

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>>715646758 (OP)
Just wait until they cast an indian to play her in the movie

Anonymous 7/17/2025, 3:37:54 AM No.715671672 [Report] >>715674180

>>715671225
As long as she is still 90lbs of pussy and ass

Anonymous 7/17/2025, 3:42:10 AM No.715671968 [Report]

>>715671634
they're not doing twilight princess. they're gonna do their own story with Ocarina of Time elements.

Anonymous 7/17/2025, 4:01:13 AM No.715673309 [Report] >>715674083 >>715681301

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>>715671634
Then it would flop just like every other dei initiative that's been cancelled anyway. And it's like not bollywood has any capacity to make an attempt. Shitskins don't deserve chances anyway.

Anonymous 7/17/2025, 4:11:51 AM No.715674083 [Report]

>>715671634
>>715673309
Yeah I like making up scenarios in my head to get ass mad at too

Anonymous 7/17/2025, 4:13:03 AM No.715674180 [Report] >>715674526 >>715678054

>>715671672
What if she's 120?

Anonymous 7/17/2025, 4:18:13 AM No.715674526 [Report]

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>>715674180
Bigger.

Anonymous 7/17/2025, 4:26:55 AM No.715675181 [Report]

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>>715665259
>this gave me a boner i wish it was longer
>your boner?

Anonymous 7/17/2025, 4:27:41 AM No.715675240 [Report]

>>715646758 (OP)
I want this imp to SIT on my FACE

Anonymous 7/17/2025, 5:10:17 AM No.715678054 [Report]

>>715674180
Only if she's not obese but instead just really dense for no reason.

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Anonymous 7/17/2025, 5:21:46 AM No.715678795 [Report]

>>715671225
Wouldn't mind more I suppose; though I prefer to think of this more as Midna and Links daughter.

Anonymous 7/17/2025, 5:57:04 AM No.715680919 [Report]

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>>715646758 (OP)
I want to do this to Midna.

Anonymous 7/17/2025, 6:02:06 AM No.715681209 [Report]

>>715655440
No, but many farts. And unfortunately, as a 90% straight but definitionally bi guy, I can confirm that femboys do it wayyy better

>>715658383
This is so fucking hot, only had one ex who wasn’t super stuck-up about washing beforehand

Anonymous 7/17/2025, 6:03:44 AM No.715681301 [Report]

>>715673309
Congrats bro, you got mad at a scenario you completely made up in your own head. Take a lap around the living room and touch some drywall.

Anonymous 7/17/2025, 6:25:49 AM No.715682482 [Report]

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