Thread 715651384

The next Sonic game WILL be at least a 9/10 IF they incorporate this...

>>715651384 (OP)
>two controllers for a single player game
was pac or the other dude the little brother in this situation

I miss MJ so much it's unreal

>>715651525
>the other dude
Suge Knight, do you NOT know the owner of Death Row Records? A household name in the East Coast vs West Coast rapper rivalry in the 1990s? It was basically the cool kids' console wars!

>>715651525
Pac was Sonic that other nigga was Tails, taking bullets instead of him and comming at Robotnik first because Tails is immortal, like Pac's gang Outlaw Immortals (most of them died irl).

>>715651653
ULALA ITS TIME TO SAVE THE GALAXY

>>715653869
sexo

>>715651384 (OP)
Twitter niggers put together random words and hope people nod their head and agree.

Sparkster made me realize that Sonic was always shit, there's never been a good Sonic game.

>>715651525
>>715652245
You can clearly see that they're playing 2P mode

>>715651653
Scared the shit out of me, I thought that was Gordon Ramsey

>>715651384 (OP)
>black influence
I don't get it, what was the black influence on Sonic?

>>715651384 (OP)
MJ was white though

>>715655389
Blacks are just narcissists that think everything was inspired by or derived from them.

>>715655389
blue himself

>>715654982
i remain unconvinced

Reminder that Knuckles is 100% black-coded.

>>715656523
he's red retard

SONIC IM BACK OUT MY COMA
WAKIN UP ON AMY'S SOFA
WHEN I PARK MY LAND BREAKER SLIGHTLY SCRATCH YOUR CYCLONE
OKAY I SMASHED YOUR CYCLONE

>>715655389
>>715656229
I know you hate DEI because that's what gets your opinions validated on here, but you're actually retarded if you're denying black influence on Sonic in the 90s.

>>715651653
>you will never co-op bad dudes with mj

How does a blue hedgehog running fast and fighting an evil morbidly obese man relate to black people

>>715656826
But what is it? I legitimately don't understand

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>>715657312
MJ, New Jack Swing, the entirety of Knuckles' songs, Sonic's early dialect.

notice how it's always blacks playing them at stores never at home because sega wasn't even the poverty option lamo

>>715657512
>Sonic's early dialect.
What about this sounds black?

>>715658045
Nice cherry picking, but if I bring up all three cartoons, you'll have an aneurysm, if I mention "I'm outta here" was vernacular by black people as they commonly shorten/mush words together, you'll deny it and if I even bring up Jason and Ryan saying things like "That was tight", and being common black phrase, you'd be in denial. It's no point being disingenuous about this shit either, because we all see how this character and franchise are presented today and how almost every trait is lacking.

>>715657512
>MJ
He's dead
>New jack swing
Musical tastes change and evolve it fell out of popularity with people and so everyone moved on and so did sonic
>Knuckles' songs
All videogame rap is cringy trash and shouldnt exist.
>Sonic's early dialect.
Which sounds super corny and lame as hell.
None of this will help bring back sonic into the mainstream the dumb nigger who made the tweet in the op has no idea what's hes talking about.

>>715658723
>niggers invented eclipsis
lol, lmao
You know the american negro language is taken from the ulster scot english? Blacks dont even have their own language you stupid fuck.
>jason and ryan
literally who.

Americans really do worship blacks.

>>715659849
I accept your concession.

>>715659595
>None of this will help bring back sonic into the mainstream
You say that yet, since straying from it, he's never been mainstream since, curious...

>>715651384 (OP)
Yes yes we all saw the running shine video

>>715657512
Sonic's early western iteration is just furry Bart Simpson, intentionally so.
The only real "black influence" that can be claimed for Sonic is his shoes being based on MJ's. Outside that, the Japanese devs who spent most of their time in Japan didn't care about black people.

>>715651384 (OP)
michael jackson was the only black man in history to be white in spirit

>>715651384 (OP)
>Series goes to complete shit after Sa2 after they ditched the cringe-kino knuckles raps in the games
I can see it.

>>715660823
Sonic is as big now (if not bigger) than he was in the 90s due to the movies, and in those he just acts like an annoying tiktok kid.

>>715660823
Wonder if it hassomething to do with his games all beginning to suck ass...

>>715655389
he runs fast and can't swim

>>715661047
He’s always been a brat

>>715651384 (OP)
>hasn’t played Shadow

Literally black sonic, even has a loli after his BBC

>>715657327
kek would eat at blaqdragon
>DC
hell maybe I will check them out if I get sent to DC again for work bullshit

>>715661256
Shadow hates niggers tho.

>>715653869
Stop throwing shitty goth stuff on women

>>715661047
The first two movies had black rappers sing and promote it btw

>>715661540
>kills cops in one route
>kills black creatures in the other
shadow is schrodinger hedgehog

>>715661540
Shadow is an uncle ruckus.

>>715661991
>The first two movies
are we talking about the new movies or the old OVA

>>715661256
>Perpetually angsty and edgy
>Easily manipulated
>Carries around guns
>Wears over designed expensive shoes
>Actively hates and kills authoritarian figures in his game
>Has daddy issues
Shadow really is just Sonic but a nigger.