Thread 715652283

>$70 single player game
>less than 6 hours
Tendies will defend this.

>>715652283 (OP)
Imagine paying $70 + tip for a shitty kids game you will beat in an afternoon, not to mention the $500 nogames machine.

What a fucking joke

>>715652380
You get what you pay for!

>>715652283 (OP)
You can play co-op retard

>new game releases
>first snoyjeet instinct is to go watch a youtube video
YOU CANT MAKE THIS UP LMAOOOOO

you can beat mario odyssey in 40 minutes

>>715652283 (OP)
>70$ for 6-8 hours of entertainment, more if you 100% it (A lot more)
INEXCUSABLE

>$70 for a single meal in a restaurant you will eat in under an hour and then shit out
Perfectly normal!

>>715653272
>food

Snoy meltdown

>>715652283 (OP)
I'm going to go out on a limb and say that whoever played this got the minimum requirements to beat the game and got through it as fast as possible?

>>715652283 (OP)
ill literally pay the 10 dollars extra just to avoid a pointlessly prolonged game.
Enjoy tour 300 hour jrpg slop though

>>715652954
>that framerate
>those lod frames of animation
did nintendo hire gamefreak to make this shit?

0 sony games are better than 1000 nintendo games
and that is a fact

Nintenslop

>>715653706
Exactly yeah, it's already confirmed to be a 20 hour adventure. OP will spend the next fee months seething like fuck and constantly shitposting until Metroid Prime 4 releases.

>>715652954
>this is a 2025 AAA game

>>715653775
>tendies will happily pay a premium for shorter games if it has a Nintendo logo on it
We know.

>>715652954
>>715654027
Better than 720p / 17fps on PS5.

>>715653548
Why are tendies so racist?

>>715652283 (OP)
>less than 6 hours
this is a good thing, and if you think otherwise then you are a zoomer

>>715654158
This was patched, now it runs locked 60. Nintendo won't patch shit here.

>>715654179
>Being young is LE BAD
Sorry bro, not everyone is a millenial wagecuck who is only allowed to play for an hour every other weekend.

>>715654094
>snoy wants a 40 hour walking simulator that heckin validates them and will pay a premium for it
I know youre gay, you dont need to remind me.

>>715652283 (OP)
that's $8 per year of development, chud

This a "5 hours if you just do the bare minimum" or a "5 hours all content" situation?
I am not watching the video or reading the thread.

>>715654369
If it's anything like Odyssey, it's the former.

>>715652954
How does something so ugly run that bad? The poop waves? Not nu-console warring by the way don't reply to me jeets.

>>715654158
>game than ran like ass on pc and xbox as well
Desperate. Your turn.

>>715654262
Holy cope lmao

DKB is ZERO fps for you. Please seethe harder for me. I'm juts here killing time until the game unlocks for me XDD

>>715654369
>This a "5 hours if you just do the bare minimum" or a "5 hours all content" situation?
the prior

>>715654179
>NOOOOOOO EVERY GAME NEEDS TO BE 50+ HOURS LONG

>>715652954
>>715652380
>>715652283 (OP)
Imagine samefagging your dead thread.

>>715654027
Nintendo doesn't make AAA games. Like at all.

>>715652380
>almost accurate prices
wtf? Dude the game is $90 and the shitch 2 is infinitely expensive. Stick to the script

>>715654487
>truly groundbreaking
dad jokes.

>>715652283 (OP)
These games are always like this, msot of the gameplay bulk is finding collectibles through levels, this is probably just the storyline, which is honestly much longer than I imagined

>>715654168
In America, Sony is almost like the Oakland Raiders but in console form.

>>715654369
It's "5 hours of worthwhile content then a thosand funkywunks gizmos to find scattered across the world"

>>715653372
And yet, despite it being something a child can understand, you utterly and inexcusably fail at it.

>>715654592
dumb tendietranny

>>715654168
We tendies have pattern recognition.

>>715652954
Has to be fake. How could this get 9s and 10s for a platformer that should be smooth?

>>715655051
Tendies have gaslit themselves and are convinced that anyone who shits on their friend is the same 2-3 people.

>>715653372
IMAGINE BEING AT COMPUTERS

>>715654860
Then there must be a fuckton of black people in america.

>>715652954
Jesus christ.
The Nintendo Bonus is real....

>>715654168
>Complaining about racism
>On 4chan
Back to kekddit

>>715652954
I don't care about the graphics or performance but the game looks so empty. Every screenshot looks like some procedural garbage, almost nothing looks like it was made by a human.

Can we stop with this meme now?

>>715654487
You're still a virgin manchild playing kiddie games and I'm a Chad that has regular sex that likes to play PC. I already won at life my G. Enjoy Donkey Slop 30 fps edition.

The fun part about /v/ is when the doomers are desperate right before a game's launch, and will repost the same exact webms to make a game look bad. On this anonymous video game anime message board where most people that actually play the game won't even see.

>>715655609
Why are you trying to own the haters instead of playing?

>omg guys you can play through all the tracks in mario kart world in 2 hours
>$80 2 hour game
>tendies will defend this kek
hmmm, wonder if those 5.5 hours are spent naturally exploring the levels as intended or just b-lining straight from objective to objective as fast as possible. The answer may not surprise you!

>>715655358
>This is actually muh hecking edgy sekrit club where I can say slurs that would get me banned on xitter
You might want to read the rules again, tourist.

>>715655695
Break time for dinner. What's also funny is it's like Mario Odyssey where it has a branching choice for SL500, either go to the snow area or forest area (more than likely can go back to the other one).

>>715655609
I fell for the fake hype for Odyssey and bought a Switch for it, won't do it for another game by the same team. They don't know how many a good game. DK looks even worse than Odyssey

>>715655449
>STOP BELIEVING YOUR OWN EYES
>TRUST THE TENDIES THAT POST FAKE NUMBERS TO HLTB
lmao

>>715655740
I can tell already it's gonna be hated by autist that played Mario Odyssey with only the goal of "OMG COLLECT ALL THE MOONS, THIS IS TOO MUCH!", and they can't just take things easy. Like Odyssey, you'll miss a lot of details if you just rush through going objective to objective asap.

>grown ass men
>losing their shit
>because a game is fun

>>715652283 (OP)
It's a 3d platformer not a rpg, mister retard.

>>715655740
90% of triple a games can't be beat in under 5 hours, first playthrough without skipping scenes.

That walk-through even has the scenes. Mario kart is multiplayer game so it's a little different

you dont need to spend any money to enjoy the best part of dkb

>>715656447
more like
>grown ass men
>playing this game at all

>>715652283 (OP)
I'll play pic related instead.

>>715656374
>>715656374
reminder that there are no less than a dozen ecelebs with audiences that hate botw and totk because the feel the need to collect every single korok seed and they "arent rewarded" for doing so.
I repeat:
The item which when collected increases inventory space needs a special achievement for collecting all of them or these zoomers will rage and call the game pointless (which it is, but still)

>>715655983
>read the rules
>tourist
I cant think of a better way to out yourself, faggot.

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>>715653272
>this nigger thinks a $70 meal is normal
What are you, some rich kid who always gets wine?

>>715655029
How the fuck is anyone supposed to understand a restaurant meal "normally" being $70?

>>715652954
Wait, what am I supposed to be looking at in this clip?
>>715652380
I hate 70$+ games too, but calling the switch 2 a “no games machine” is either troll or retard tier. Thing just came out, and the one consistently good thing you can say about Nintendo over Sony or Microsoft is you know theyre going to have exclusives on their system over the years.
>>715653272
That is also too much, nobody ITT said it wasn’t
>>715653706
>>715652283 (OP)
Sometimes a game is better for being shorter. I don’t need everything absolutely stuffed to the gills with 30+ hours of time wasting bloat. I barely buy those games, and when I do I almost never finish them. Shit’s exhausting, and I’m not getting paid for that shit.

>>715652380
all video games are for children.
no, rape simulators are not video games.
yes, we did play mortal kombat and resident evil as little shits too

>>715655740
remember when ground zeroes was "30 dollars for a 5 minute game"?
That wasnt just there, it started with the journos.
That means that /v/ has been infected with journo loving faggot scum since at least 2014.

I’d rather play an actual video game for 6 hours then watch a fucking movie for 6 hours with hours of walking in between

By the way, before anyone responds to my post here >>715657698 I don’t own this game, or a switch 2 yet.
>>715655983
You’re trying too hard, back to plebbit >>715657739
No theyre not, that’s just blatantly untrue

>>715654158
the best performing ps5 game, incredible

>>715654168
Why are you not?

>>715658162
I think we can all get along together, I'd rather focus on what we have in common rather than what makes us different.

>>715655740
I'm 6 hours in and in SL500 which is probably a third of the levels I think final one is SL1600?. It really is like Mario Odyssey by design where you can just do the objective and move on asap.
Well now that I think about it, Mario Odyssey's progression worked by Moons to go to the next Kingdom, speedruns ignore the "main" questline objectives yeah? This one has objectives to lead you to the next hole to go further in.

>>715658483
Look at that UI were they even trying?

>>715658396
Two things can be true at once. Once people like you abandon the idea that racism is “random baseless hatred” and accept that sometimes so called “stereotypes” are based at least partially on truth and observation, then we can all work towards a standard of coexistence -whether that’s integrated societies or separate but respectful - but it has to be organic and not this forced diversity globalism shit. Also, economic/class division drives people to blame each other instead of jews. Whoops, sorry, I guess that got racist there at the end.

>>715658162
Not everyone is racist. Hell, most of /v/ isn't racist and just throws nigger around for the lulz.
Not defending the retarded anon btw, he should just go back or stop ironic shitposting.

Only 1 more sleeps and bananza will be in my possession

>>715652954
If it wasn't for the frame counter on screen you'd never notice.

>>715658679
>Look at that UI were they even trying?
No, thank goodness, you ui faggots are cancer.

>>715653064
They've been watching games instead of playing them since the PS3.

>>715652954
calm down guys, Gamefreak really did improve themselves with this Pokemon game

>>715652283 (OP)
Yikes. And I remember tendies saying how this game was huge and triple A tier with so much stuff to do

>>715657698
Switch 1 had no games, why would the trend change with Switch 2?

>>715654487
Incredibly based. I will be zooming in on 4K Pauline feet tonight.

>>715655579
Cringe.

>>715659868
>Black Ops 6 got 4 nominations.
Literally what for?

>>715659868
The switch 1 had a million games, are you joking?

It doesn't even have gameplay all you literally do is run around spamming the punch button lmao

>>715655998
Oh ok, the game tells you straight up to go back up and do the other route to make the path open.

>>715652283 (OP)
You can beat Breath of the Wild in 23 mins. I'm sure someone will speed run this in under an hour within the week.

>>715662662
does the whole game look this bad? original DK had you going through vibrant and interesting locations

>>715659868
oh you don't want to enter in the no games game

>>715654487
>the same jokes
you're getting more boresome

>>715656374
Yeah, chuds. The SOVL is what it’s all about. Look, this money was perturbed that his little hitbox was punched. Still think this is a GameCube game, chud?

>>715652283 (OP)
>less than 6 hours
That's a good thing though. Most people stop playing games that are longer than like 7 or 8 hours. Most don't even get past the second level before dropping a game.

>>715659879
>faggot bragging about jerking off to cartoon feet
What a fucking loser lmao unironically kill yourself

>>715659879
>tendies are pedos
And water is wet