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Now: Armored Core 6
Next: Pokemon Heart Gold
Later: Antichamber
Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rYKjuJdJexM
Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/ausspeedruns
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>restarting the stream
PANIC!
>>715653439 (OP)Xenoblade 3 enjoyers are cute, handsome and happy :)
Watching FFX during work today made the day fly by
Great game, good run, surprisingly not annoying couch
Definitely looking forward to some Armored Core 6 action when I get home from work, though
AC6 is one of the best games of the last few years, that means its speedrun has to be good too
>>715653439 (OP)I stopped watching at SA1. Have there been any kino runs?
As a non-FF player can a TRUE and HONEST Final Fantasy player answer my incendiary question: is the best FF game just the one you played first?
>>715653439 (OP)What a happy lad
I really enjoyed XB3 completely unspoiled (internet blackout and took off a week), but the ending soured me.
How's the DLC? Did it fix it?
>>715653593What was cool about it was that it was both comfy and wacky. Late night tired madness can be fun but some people go overboard with it, they didn't.
>>715653593>surprisingly not annoying couchLate night ASM runs are always kino. And the couch was pretty similar to the Skyward Sword run of last year, so I already expected it to be good
>>715653673Stranger of Paradise is the best one
>>715653673>is the best FF game just the one you played firstSince the best games are 6, 4, 9, and 10, and I started playing on NES with 1...
Absolutely not
Its so cool that I don't have to stay up megalate to watch these graveyard and early morning runs as they're always my fave runs. They have a much more laid back low key energy with a little bit of tired silliness in.
>>715653673I started with 7 but 9 is my favorite despite its flaws
>>715653673no
i played ff5 first and loved it but ffx is the best objectively
>>715653673My first was VIII and I absolutely do love it's music the most, but my favorite is X. Being played during your formative years is a must though. VII isn't good, I can tell because I played the remake and it doesn't stand up to VI, VIII, IX or X
>>715653673It's 7.
There's a reason people are still jerking it off to this day.
>>715653673The best FF game is Final Fantasy Adventure.
>>715653593It was probably the best JRPG/Super long speedrun that I've seen. I usually skip them but it was perfect background noise.
>>715653763the KWAB brothers
>>715653673I played FF6 first, and it's not my favorite. Granted, the first time I played it I could barely read English, and I had no clue what I was doing, so I just died to a random encounter after Figaro castle, didn't know about saving (I was used to password systems), and didn't touch the game back then again.
After that I played FF7, FF8, FF9, FF1 (GBA), FF2 (GBA), FF3 (DS), FF4 (PSP), Tactics, Tactics Advance, Tactics A2, FF5 (GBA). Not in that order, but yeah.
I'd say FF5 and FF9 are my favorites.
Can finally go to bed now that FFX has ended, so good night. Enjoy pokemon with Werster
>>715653862I tried watching the FF9 speedrun in GDQ, but the fact that all the cutscenes were removed just killed the entire vibe for me
I mean, yeah, I know the story of FFX, but seeing it again is good entertainment
>>715653439 (OP)>Later: Antichamber
>>715653849Crystal Chronicles in multiplayer you mean. Poorfags without all the nintendo addons need not apply.
I feel bad for the organizer, whenever it's on crowd cam you constantly see him running around and shit.
>>715653673I think it depends on the person. The first one I got to play was FF13. FF13 is not beginner friendly whatsoever due to how the story and background information is presented. Fortunately, I was captured by the world and I was willing to dive into the in-game lore wiki they provide. While it's not my favorite, it's probably 2nd or 3rd place by a small margin.
>>715653615Past showing have had it be a very crashy run.
>>715653673No. XII was my first, but I accept its character work isn't powerful enough to make it the best, even if the setting is wonderful. I see X and IX, and I think they have everything you could have asked a great JRPG to be.
>>715653673played 6 first
7 fav, with 10 2nd, and 6 and 8 tied for 3rd
Did you beat Balteus unpatched, /v/? Can you remember how you felt first fighting him? Did it make you like Ayre any more?
>>715654086It's a fucking hard game with a high skill floor for execution. I'm not surprised live runs are mixed.
>>715653439 (OP)>Next: Pokemon Heart Gold>Later: AntichamberI have to go to sleep and would love to watch both, shit
>>715654171Yeah, I beat AC6 on the burn everything down route at launch before patches. Still yet to play the other paths.
>6 hour Werster pokemon raceAw yeah
>>715654171I originally pirated 1.0 when it came out so I had a fun time. They didn't need to nerf him that hard.
man AC6 came out two years ago
>new game plus
Why is this allowed?
>>715653673I played VI first and it was my favorite for a long time, but I've liked X the most ever since it came out
>>7156540899/11 answered no.
I think it's not just nostalgia bros.
>>715654205Antichamber's not the best run ever, it mostly revolves around doing the regenerating doors in a way where you can just skip through them before they close back up.
This version of Armored Core 2 looks like shit.
>>715654318NG+ has different missions
>>715653673>is the best FF game just the one you played first?Maybe. I played 6 and 7 first, and both still hold god status for me. But when I first played 7 I didn't like it, mainly because it wasn't 6. It took a few hours until the new world and characters grew on me. 4 and 9 are also great, especially 4 was interesting, it showed many good ideas that were expanded in later installments.
>>715653673>is the best FF game just the one you played first?No, I played first FF VIII when it released and think it's not that good. After that I've played pretty much every other FF and went through all the previous ones except IX (which I played last year) and VII (which I still haven't played).
My favourites are IX and X, I also really enjoyed XII.
>>715654318Because NG+ means something else in Armored Core. Yes he has access to good items but he also gets harder levels, more levels and new conditions in each mission. It's a legit challenge.
He's not really saying anything huh?
>>715653673No, I actually put V off for a while because the PSX translation was dogshit, and I was too incompetent as a child to patch a rom.
but is this regular NG+ or NG++
>>715654367Marathons are really not a good place for that, especially not with the luck this game has at them.
>no introduction
>no explanation of anything
>tryhard speedrun without a couch for commentary
instant Z
I'm hoping for a disaster run.
>>715654389>>715654461Oh, first time seeing something like that. Usually the new game runs I see just make the game easier.
>world record holder on both NG+ and NG any% for the console versions
I think it's gonna be a fine run, but I don't like the way he's jumping octaves while commenting and that ahahah laugh, so I'm skipping out.
>>715654360That doesn't sound all that fun to watch, but ngl I'm still intrigued since i beat the game ages ago.
>Autistic lock-in
>Little commentary, pure gameplay
>Record attempt
I could actually go for this, I won't lie
He's so nervous that it's making me nervous.
>>715654564I don't blame you, NG+ should mean something more than just powertrip mode in a game. And then there's NG++, which has even more
He nervously laughs after everything he says
This game's genuinely fucking amazing but everyone skipped it because it's mecha, I hate normies
>>715654707I think it's just autism.
Dude desperately needs somebody on the couch.
>>715654829I still remember when it was first announced and normies were like
>OMG MECHA SOULSBORNEand they lost interest once they realized it was a past franchise and not a soulsborne.
>>715654829Blame the From Software "fans" who only ever plays <word>Souls games, a lot of them were furious that it wasn't for them.
>>715654205They stream on Youtube, which lets you easily rewind up to like 12 hours
You can't shitpost with /v/ but there's no waiting for a VOD upload or anything
>nobody runs this game except me
WR incoming?
>>715654893Jecht is also a summoned human who left fake Zanarkand through Sin (somehow)
>I hold all the records on console
>I'm very proud of this achievement
>nobody else runs this game which makes me sad
>>715654893Because Yu Yevon survives by possessing bodies and he possesses the Final Aeon which kills its summoner and thats how the summoner dies. Braska chose Jecht to become the final Aeon, so when they destroyed Sin (which Yu Yevon is inside and basically uses as Armor), Yu Yevon possessed Jecht and started reconstructing Sin around it.
>>715654962He's already got them for console.
https://www.speedrun.com/users/MoltenAMF
The leaderboards for this game are hilarious https://www.speedrun.com/acvi
It's 90% japs
>>715653675It confirms what people speculated over so yeah
But it depends on what soured you on the ending to begin with
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>>715654962He might be the only Xbox guy running it, but it's hardly a dead category
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bIR8oNH0CUw
>10 hours
Oh yeah, this guy's deep into it.
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Lost Kingdoms run when?
didn't this game crash a million times last RTAiJ?
>>715655182But did he cover the extensive amount of unused material that's still leftover in the files?
>>715655236Yeah they were trying to run a downpatched version.
>>715655046>>715655053No, what I mean is if Teedus is a fake person how come he has a dad that was also used to make Sin's newest iteration
>>715655046Supplementary material explains that dream Zanarkand is a physical place in the middle of the ocean. The way Jecht left dream Zanarkand was simply by being washed away by Sin, like Tidus. Its also how Auron managed to get to Zanarkand, as its a physical place.
Part of the reason behind Yevon's no machina rule is not only to prevent weapons of mass destruction from being created again, but its also so society doesn't reach a technological level that they can travel the world quickly and find dream Zanarkand so that dream Zanarkand can forever live in peace, preserved how Yu Yevon remembers it. (hence no airships allowed)
>>715655048>best console run NG is 30! minutes slower and would be #16 on PC>best console run NG+ is 15! minutes slower than PC and would rank at #7Lol
Just play it on PC you fuck
>>715655352Is that just load times...?
>>715655329The Fayth simulation of Zanarkand is fully featured enough that the summoned people there can have children. Tidus and Jecht are fully featured humans. The only thing that's different is that they die when the Fayth stops dreaming
>>715655329He's not fake, dream isn't a good word to describe Tidus despite the fact they use it. Tidus is an Aeon/Summon.
The world of Final Fantasy X has a form of magic known as summoning where they can create things from nothing, using creatures called Pyreflies, but those things are real and tangeble. Hence why Fiends can be hit and killed, why Aeons can be hit and hurt and killed etc, and why Tidus can bleed, die, etc. Why Jecht does so, how Jecht can be scarred.
Yu Yevon was an exceptionally powerful summoner, powerful enough to recreate Zanarkand and preserve it after it was destroyed in a war with Bevelle.
Its as real and physical and tangeble as anything else, it was simply summoned or dreamt up by powerful summoners.
It's later revealed in FFX-2 that Tidus was based on someone called Shuyin who actually lived in the old Zanarkand 1000 years ago.
The entire moment with Balteus is in my own personal video game hall of fame. Not just the difficulty, but the music (which made me misty-eyed when I first heard it) this strange new voice imploring you to fight and the aesthetics of it all. A fight against a fucking drone had no right being this good.
>>715655113XB1 did its own thing
XB2 did its own thing and only connected to XB1 through the ending
XB3 was huge bait oooooh why does the world look like this?? Why are these two factions from the first two games fighting each other in some nonsensical war?? Look its location from XB1 and XB2 that made you think it's a proper continuation from the first two games combining, but they slapped me with a good ol' it was all just a simulation, but the characters will maybe remember outside of the simulation maybe! and nevermind all the true humans in the city literally being unexisted because they weren't templates that can be backported
And all of it because of not a person, but some weird amalgamation of future angst. I don't even have a proper villain to hate.
Basically, XB3 wasn't independent enough to appreciate on its own, while also not being a good sequel to what came before, with a bad ending.
>>715655621>>715655679Okay I get it now, thanks
How did Sin get into Zanarkand though
>>715655329>>715655621Basically this. If Tidus was mauled by a monster, he'd die like any other human. They're as real as any other human, and are born like any other human, its just they're tied to this summoned Zanarkand and they die if it dies.
Did they tell him to stark talking?
>>715655786Sin and Zanarkand are made of the same stuff
Sin is a janny for Zanarkand
He does it for free, in exchange he gets privileges and responsibilities to keep Zanarkand free of Al Bhed SHITS
>>715655786Dream Zanarkand is in the middle of the sea. Tidus didn't move in time, just in place. One reason why the church hates technology is that they don't want people to be able to get there. Sin, being a whale monster, can get there easily
>>715655763Don't forget Xenoblade Chronicles X : You actually get to use the giant fucking robots for once.
>tfw watching casuals struggle against sulla
>their face when balteus comes out
>>715655786It swam there as it's a sea monster. Zanarkand is a physical location in the sea it's just far away so that nobody can get to it since nobody has the technology to, as the Yevon religion bans technology above a certain level, in order to prevent war so they just have small sail boats.
https://finalfantasy.fandom.com/wiki/Dream_Zanarkand
>>715656008That one is its own thing, even with the DE expansion where all it does is acknowledge everything is under the not!Upper Domain from Xenosaga (or maybe it is the same from Xenosaga who knows only time will tell)
is that a fucking shitjeet as the host?
>>715655824He might be getting less nervous
>>715656008Didn't play that, no WiiU. Too hipster to play the re-release.
Good music though, I like the NLA urbs at night. Sawano is medium cheating though.
>Ayre
>Walter
Who's your pick?
>>715656190He's in The Zoneโข
He's actually explaining now instead of playing silently and heheing once in a while
Did he just waste like 20 seconds on demonstrating something? Did he give up on the run?
>>715656621Compared to the others? I wouldn't say so.
>>715656638The doors were closed during the dialogue
>>715656638No, you're locked inside an elevator during that part
>>715656638He's a world record holder.
His best run is like 10 minutes faster than the second best run. His PB is 20m underestimate. I assume even with fucking around he's going to stay underestimate.
>>715656621Unpatched could be very hard. If you cling to builds that you like but don't fit the job, it can be much harder. If you play optimally, it's not the hardest
>>715656758>He's a world record holder.*on console
*his records are 15/30 minutes behind the PC WRs.
>>715656847We've been through this about three times already now.
>>715655763Like I said, the DLC confirms what people speculated over with the final shot of the main game, that being yeah the worlds did merge back together, did you really think anything else would happen, the whole thing would have been absolutely pointless if that were the case but yeah given your beef with the game, the DLC was never going to fix it other than maybe having a more tangible villain than a concept (and arguably a better final boss theme but I completely disagree on that one, Redeem the Future + Finale is outstanding but Battle Against Z pt2 is superb, the best final boss theme of all Xeno games and I will die on this hill) and wrapping up some loose ends.
I liked 3 a lot, more than 1 but less than 2 and X and I get what they were going for with their choices but some of them just didn't jive with me, I can't necessarily call it bad.
>>715656289Everything must burn
You didn't abuse the fat fuck frames... right?
>>715656937XB1 is a 8/10 shounen with some minor hiccups towards the end in terms of conveniences and allowing Shulk to moralfag as a no kill 'tard, but I like Melia getting cucked, shit's so fucking funny
XB2 violently oscillates between 3/10 and 10/10, pacing is fucking whack and the ecchi latenight otaku shit is cringe, but the chuuni power fantasy stuff is cringekino, but the gatchashit is garbage etc. etc., I change my mind on that game every other week 7/10 probably overall
XB3 was a 7/10 too (9/10 while playing) 4/10 if you asked me right after finishing it, it was so far less cringe than 2 which I bingeplayed a week in advance to release to prepare, I enjoyed the mechanics other than introducing the blue mage 80% through the story and forcing you to refight every boss despite some balance issues in hard enforcing 2/3 tanks, I liked all the characters, I enjoyed the locales and music and so on.
but fffFUCK me I hated the ending, it retroactively made me appreciate XB2 more just for that doing its own thing
>>715657448I played something of a middle ground
>>715657465>other than introducing the blue mage 80% through the story and forcing you to refight every bossI loved that though, I just wish they had the Expert Mode from XBDE so I could level down for the refights
>>715657448I used whatever the fuck this was supposed to be during my first playthrough
>I messed up the one cycle like an ar- idiot
lol
>>715658021AC6 is pretty much a Sonic game.
>>715658021ee tee aye ar dee
yup this guy is definitely autismo
>>715657465>despite some balance issues in hard enforcing 2/3 tanksYou can run FMJ with dodge fusion arts and need no tank but it's an incredibly meme strat and I'm not sure the AI can do it, but since you can swap the controlled party member on the fly it's less of an issue
This guy is exactly the kind of autistic you'd need to be in order to be passionate enough about a videogame to speedrun it. He's cool. Having a chat with him outside of his obsession would be hard, but he's cool.
>>715658309I'm a skilled casual, I can pull of mildly difficult stuff but tight multitasking shit is beyond me. Complaints about hard difficulty aren't really serious anyway, if I want to play it more freely less rigid normal's right there.
>>715653673My favourite is V and I played that fourth or fifth
Will the billion hour pkmn run after this be as bad as GDQ's or can it actually be decent? Also, why the fuck is it so long? I thought pkmn runs were generally 3-4 hours max
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this guy needs a couch to help him out
>>715659098I don't remember that run. I spent the entire thing spamming pokeloli porn so I didn't focus.
>>715659098>tfw awake for all of the FFX run>Have to sleep through all of the PKMN run
>>715659197Must've dodged a lot of bans.
>>715659098Pikmin's not on the schedule cunt
>>715659167He's doing fine now. The start was rough tho.
>>715659098It's Werster racing a meme category. I for one am prepared to listen to his nonstop explaining of everything that's going on in the game
>>715659098>webster vs his discipleit's going to be kino
You think he posts on /m/?
>>715659310The silence was hard to get through, but yea hes improved as the run progresses
>>715660176Probably not, he seems to actually like the game.
>>715660242/m/ doesn't like AC6?
>throwing shade on the jarpigs
I like this guy
>shitting on the final fantranny run
>guy looks like a chad
>is actually a giganerd who owns model kits
>>715660416Good looks doesn't unautisms you.
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The bonus tracks on the OST are bretty gud
Checked his event profile and he has no past run vods up so this is his first event speedrun https://ausspeedruns.com/user/MoltenAMF which I figured, explains the very nervous start.
>>715660579>the dev team singing on the final trackPure fucking soul
>>715653439 (OP)Just woke up, dipped out about 3hrs into FFX. How was the rest of that run?
>>715660582His Youtube channel is full as fuck of runs, he's just never done one at an event before by the looks of it since he was making a deal of it being his face reveal.
>>715660684Comfy as fuck.
>>715660684bretty good if you like jrpg runs
>>715660704Dunno why he kept it secret, he's got some pretty normie looks. We've seen some of the shit thats been paraded around at speedrun events too.
>>715660684As someone who finds JRPG runs hit or miss, pretty good.
>>715660315They must be contrarians he's talking about, if so
I think he should have gotten someone to couch for a first run. I know he says nobody else runs this game but you can often get randoms at the event to do so.
>dangit I failed my irrelevant WR on a dead platform
>I'm gonna keep mentioning I'm the WR holder tho while dismaying about the lack of competition instead of moving to the platform where everyone that matters competes
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Wow, AC6 is actually not that active. I thought it'd have more runners. I guess they all moved on.
>>715661095It's dead on PC too.
>>715660847>Dunno why he kept it secretNot everybody feels the need to have a facecam on everything, or even wants to make a professional streamer thing out of being a speedrunner.
I don't think he's doing bad for a first event run with no couch, first half hour of stunned silence aside.
As he's getting more confident his autism is slipping out more with the sound effects every time he shoots something
>>715661221Feels like he's got a lot to say when stuff gets busy but in the earlier ones he really can't think of anything?
To me that'd be the time to establish some stuff so an unfamiliar audience would have some idea of what the game is / what the run will be like.
>>715661393Yeah, just a rookie mistake I guess. He just kept saying he was a world record holder.
Sorry, mind virus plague Coral, I do NOT want humanity to be assimilated into the Coral hivemind, even it means I become a giant robot.
there should be 100% manual aim only category
Are they saving all the "trans rights" for the final day for max effect or what is going on with this event?
are we going to draw during the upcoming pokeman run
>>715662190A to spite >715662246
>>715659167I like this one a lot.
>>715659167How much time do you spend finding the right frame to screenshot & edit?
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>>715662190A
Some fumbled tricks but pretty entertaining + made anime pedo troon mad
>>715662021It really loses the magic when it becomes an obligation.
ill donate $100 if werster says fucking niggers on stream
A fully illuminated werster is going to feel bizarre.
>fell asleep during FFX
>naturally wake up right as HGSS starts
My body naturally senses kino
Next up: 6 hours of Pokemon race
I wasn't actually familiar with the category "Baton Pass" but it's interesting
>Each major battle (All 16 Gym Leaders, E4 members, Champion, Red) needs to be defeated with a different Pokemon.
>A Pokรฉmon which takes part in a major battle (that is, the Pokรฉmon is sent out in the fight) can not be used to battle in a future major battle (that is, the Pokรฉmon can not use an attack.)
>A different Pokemon is defined as a Pokemon that is of a different species, and not evolved directly from a Pokemon used prior (for example, you can not use a Cyndaquil for one Gym Leader, and then evolve it to Quilava and use it again.)
there's something about this off-key sax that's getting to me
Itโs been so long since Iโve seen werster. I wonder how his hairline is doing, which is the most important question for any speedrunner.
>>715662503>trihex_laughing_nervously.gif
>>715662704Has the air of something they'd play when sad shit is happening.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e_7orlZnmio
>>715662926pretty sure he laughed his ass off but i'd have to rewatch. spike too.
>>715662685>Play pokemon REALLY slowly because you have to level them upWow neat...
>>715662685When nutzlocke isn't enough
>>715662427depends on the estimate. if its a multi hour run i take my time, usually about 30 minutes to an hour capping frames that might work. im really lazy though so i usually only get like 5 or 6 screens before i just force it with picrel. for shorter runs, i take about 10 or 15 minutes capping stuff before the backhand comes out. people touch their face or hair or headset a lot so its not usually too difficult.
>>715643730>>715643834>>715644889Looks like a cute girl who ruined herself with cross-sex hormones, like the south park runner from yesterday.
>>715662685They will regret this category when they are 60.
How's the tech crew have been so far? As inept as ESA? Or better? Just tuned in for the (bleh) pokemon, and they're already 10 minutes late.
pizza time
>>715663193Nice, so not too long
>>715663241As opposed regretting any other category?
>>715663241>Tell Spike... I didn't roll deep enough...>BEEEEEEEEEEEP
I tuned into UKSG last year for the first time but I dipped pretty quickly cause it was kinda boring. It's my first time watching ASM and it's much better, I gotta say.
The hell is up with the audio?
It's way too low
>>715663697why dont you tell them instead of random anons on a korean basket weaving forum?
>>715663517Yesterday was a bunch of literal baby games, not a great first impression.
>>715663291my favorite iracing streamer
>>715663697No need to thank me.
>>715663801If it's anything like ESA or GDQ, they're reading this.
>>715663803Finding Nemo was pretty entertaining. And he's got a WR! He's the only runner tho.
>>715663848josh became a soulless husk once he started streaming "for the money" instead of just when he felt like it, couple years back
can't stand his streams anymore, the "vibes are off" as the youngsters say these days
>>715663848Surely you meant "my favorite Minecraft bingo streamer".
will werster ever say the gamer word on camera at a live event ever again?
>>715663135EXP Share is a thing, at least
>>715664029Not a chance, it's not 2013 anymore.
>>715662751You need to see the vod of the kurumin squash run. He's in that
>>715663985ehh... he seems way happier now than when he was working random day jobs
>>715663983>i'm not like the other girls
>>715664029I'll donate 500 if he does
>>715662190I missed the end. What was his time? Was he happy with it?
>>715664123but it's straya
they don't have N guys over there
>>715664029This is as close as you're going to get
>>715664243Aboriginals desperately want to be African Americans and will get just as pissy and upset
>>715664029He doesn't have the pass anymore
>Werster chooses the girl
ITS TIME
>>715653439 (OP)when does werster get his run?
you've seen the best runs, now get ready for the werst
>>715664416tune back in 6 hours
>>715664385Run's quicker with it.
>>715664416>its nowFUCK YEAH
>>715664029>He/HimWerster has fallen
HOLY SHIT IT'S THE GUY WHO SAID NIGGER AT GDQ
>>715664385the girl is faster because if you have the girl as a rival she talks more
>>715664494>>715664416>6 hours>its baton passoh hell yeah
>>715664529>women yapping morebased japs
>>715664529sexist peace of shit
Wait Werster is on the left?
>Playing as the boy is slower
Fucking DEI
The stream has their positions swapped.
Shoutout to the tech crew!
>>715664639>>715664671Seems like they got it flipped.
Why the fuck would you put them on opposite ends? Confusing
They fixed it and that fucked me up even more
>>715664697They're just copying ESA and GDQ.
>>715664748the event is run by descendants of criminals, cut them some slack
>>715664748Probably didn't think to test it, it happens, should be fun seeing how long it takes till it gets noticed.
is the layout glitching out for anyone else?
>>715664885Middle bit flashes at some intervals, not sure why.
i remember werster telling this story once about how he was on a long distance train in australia and the train was almost completely emtpy so he started wandering around and stumbled upon a couple fucking each other's brains out. they asked him if he wanted to join but he pussied out and left lmao
What does baton pass mean here as a category?
Speedrunning is gay. I'd rather just play a game today. That's all I gotta say
>>715662685Absolutely kino category
>>715664954it'll be distracting for 6 whole hours
>>715665079Hilarious if true
>>715665079this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QjZr6AEQ3zg
>that's not how you spell fuckin...
Dogwhistle bros?
>Werster already 10 seconds ahead
The GOAT
How is Werster already this far ahead?
>>715665079stonecold incel
>>715665237no, not that one
>>715665079Probably true, especially if you're going across the middle of Australia there's fuck all there.
>>715665079Australian Sheldon problems.
>>715665079>all these fags acting like they would have joined inYou know you would have done the same.
>>715665592Redditors are obsessed with sex like the good goyim that they are. Random sex with two randoms on a train sounds hellish.
>>715665269innate pokemon autism + decades of pokemon experience + encyclopedic pokemon knowledge
>>715665658Sounds like a good way to pick up an STD.
>>715665658My first thought would be the potential of STDs if you fuck around too much
>>715665115thanks
>>715662685The part where just sending a Pokemon out in a fight disqualifies it from attacking in future fights sounds unnecessary.
>>715665592I wouldโve declined but wouldโve questioned myself for the rest of my life since I missed out on an unique experience
>>715665269WR holder for this category and a bunch of others.
>his face when werster is already ahead while also talking non-stop for the last 20 minutes
The other guy barely contributes anything to the run. Why is this a race instead of just a solo speedrun?
>>715665775It's less you and more them, odds are this isn't the first time they've been caught and offered sex to random people.
>This will help me optimize my speedrun
>>715665950>has the begeta hairlineThe universe is condemning him to second place.
>>715665817>just sending a Pokemon out in a fight disqualifies it from attacking in future fightsIt's a little silly yeah, but at least you can re-use "spent" Pokemon in a later fight, to rez for instance
>A Pokรฉmon which has been used in a major battle can be sent out in a future major battle provided that it does not select an attack, or use its ability against the opponent or the battle. >(For example, it is ok to send out a previously used Pokemon to use a Revive on the Pokemon you are using for that battle. But not if its ability is Intimidate or Drizzle, as that counts as using its ability.)
>>715665981Sure, I was just saying that in general about fucking around too much with random partners, which those train riders effectively were
>>715665818Then again, you don't have to deal with any consequences or aftermath, if any
>>715665950Werster's got it covered for knowing the game, not much point interrupting him.
https://www.speedrun.com/users/werster
>>715665958werster training his disciple
Wow Wersters commentary is great. He's actually keeping me engaged. I guess Pokemon runs don't have to suck. Too bad GDQ only invites shitty PKMN runners (and no I''m not just talking aobut Keizeron).
Yeah letโs not pretend here. This might be a race but it was never a competition. JTโs just happy to be there.
>>715665079It wouldn't be the first time
>>715666390>shitty PKMN runnersFunny way of spelling "trannies."
uhmmmmmmm
isnt this werster the person who yelled the "N WORD" at one of the earliest GDQ...?
kinda yikes...
>>715666408RNG is still a factor even with him holding every WR ever.
I wanna see Werster and bogged Corvimae in a Pokemon race kek
>>715666470At 2013 but he did it for charity. Someone on HERE said theyโd donate if he did it. Trihex was right next to him and he didnโt care lol.
>>715666470Don't forget he did it in front of a poc!
>>715666390This is why Werster is the GOAT. He actually knows an insane amount about every Pokemon game (casually, competitively, and re: speedrunning), every category, and knows how to express it all eloquently. Pokemon runs are really cool, it's just that 99% of people who run Pokemon are inarticulate manchildren who spend the entire run giggling about how their favorite Eeveelution is actually non-binary and never bother explaining anything.
>>715666556Thank you for Correcting the Record, sister.
>>715666173His disciple looks 10 years older than him.
>>715665958>contributeI'm not watching but the DS werster is using is probably from JT. Whatever DS WR run of whatever werster has capture video of is thanks to JT's mod.
>werster already having werster luck
>>715666390imagine if he played any game i care about holy fuck
>>715666470Charityfags suddenly having issues when doing something for charity donations
>>715666578>manchildrenYou're ignoring the elephant in the room. I wonder why you would choose to do that.
pikachu crit is werster's 9/11
>>715665079I would have said no as well but mostly because I have a small cock which prevents me from enjoying casual sex or any sex for that matter.
As a pokefag, this run is comfy and informative. Not sure if I can last the full run though
Isnโt Werster so good at pokemon speedruns that heโs been excommunicated from the greater community?
>>715665318he has been engaged twice and sperged out twice
>>715666723I'd enjoy your small cock.
>>715665318projecting virgin
Are you fucks ready for Joey?
>>715666764he explained it here (I doubt you actually care) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jtgi6PGECvE
>>715666390I wish this and the FF run were swapped. It's past 1 am here and I'm gonna go have a wank then sleep but I would have loved to watch this. And I doubt I will get around to watching a 6-hour run without shitposting here.
>>715666764wouldn't surprise me. The dude speedran Emerald including the Battle Frontier. He's not human
>>715666870It looks like he recorded this in my high school.
>>715666847I was raped by my dad's native american bipolar girlfriend. Jealous?
>>715665237werster has the fucking craziest stories holy shit
What the hell is the tech crew doing? I swear to fuck them keep gradually lowering the mic volumes step by step. My speaker volume is like double what it was during AC6 just to be able to hear the same.
>>715666167where do you think we are? Werster is pretty much the last of the old guard who hasn't fallen
>>715666770Yeah but you're probably some ugly tranny desperate for any kind intimacy or some hairy faggot.
>>715653673IV is the only one I've finished and it is my favorite, so yes.
>>715666560Not just "a" poc. He was completely surrounded by negros
werster is literally black
>>715653673my first ff isn't my favorite
i probably completed three others first
>>715667003>werster gets engaged>she cheats on him with his brother>sperg out and break it off>get engaged with some roastoid from the states>shes a cunt and he eventually breaks it off>she goes full scorched earth and tries to claim he is a wife beater blah blah blah>He spends a full month in court and doing compiling evidence to say in the nicest way "shes a lying cunt"
>>715666390>Wow Wersters commentary is greatI was just coming in here to say that
This is so entertaining, it's distracting me from my Core Runner game on a regular basis
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>>715667380>chikorita bros...She's so adorable I can't stand it
>>715667510>she cheats on him with his brotherliterally dรญsown your brother and break off all contact wtf who does that
>>715667724Pretty sure he did.
>>715667724he did and his mom. There is an incredibly awkward video on youtube where he was streaming when he confronted his mom and brother about it
>>715667605>>715667380>go to skiing camp as a kid>Bring my Gameboy color and copy of silver>2 older boys asks to see my Pokemon>See I picked Chikorita as my starter>laugh at me and call me lameFelt bad man (I already has Feraligatr and Typhlosion on my copy of Gold)
>>715667746fucked up, bigly
Bless Volume Booster extension
>>715667724Iโm not too into Wersterโs lore but I think thatโs also gone over in this video?
https://youtu.be/8OvXI-q0naA?si=_njjehyBTFSF6cP4
You can find many videos of Werster with genuine anger in his voice. His personal life kinda sucks.
>>715667380>>715667605Why did they make her transform into such a retarded Pokemon?
>>715667724werster has an infamously shitty family.
Does anyone else see random yellow flickers on screen?
>>715667838The first two are fine, it's the final one I wish looked better
But compared to some of the evolutions in later gens, Chico is good
>>715667864next you're gonna tell me there's a stream 2
>>715667864I'm literally dying, epilepsybros.
>>715667864Are you hearing coin sounds?
>>715667838bayleef is great thoever
>>715667829>that musicliterally loss of childhood holy fuck you couldn't direct a sadder scene
damn werster is just a little bit faster at everything
>>715667838There are people who dislike bay leaf and meganium now? Theyโre great looking Dino inspired designs.
>>715667954>>715667829>top comment points out he has bad rng in both pokemon and real lifethis is genuinely sad but holy kek
man, tight race for a pokemon game
>>715667980Meganium's main issue is replacing the big distinguishing feature (the leaf growing off Chico's head) with two antennae
It just doesn't have the same vibe
>>715667957werster is THE pokemon speedrunner anon. Don't worry he will wipe at read for 30 minutes
>>715667864Anon this is important! Have you started hearing the coin sounds yet?! Seen any purple links? You will soon be able to enter stream 3! The fate of humanity is at stake!
>>715667980What is this retarded revisionism attempt? Chikorita's evos have been infamously hated since the beginning.
>>715667829>druggie mom encourages your girlfriend to cheat on you with your own brotherholy fuck i couldn't think of a worse hand dealt if i tried
>>715667829There are very few occasions where I would ever say it's ok to disown your own kin. This is one of them
>>715667909>>715667941>>715668086I should've known better than to ask the ESA crowd, fuck man. I'm going to assume I'm not crazy and it is well known.
>>715667915Same
>>715668227>SameI was kidding.
>>715668132>regularly does abusive shit like turn off the internet/electric to bum money for cigarettes and other frivolous things since she knows he doesn't have a choice and has to pay since it is his income>always sides with the brother >mad when werster has anger issues even though anyone with 5 braincells can see why>in general just a complete and total cuntI am honestly shocked he didn't kill her or rope
>>715667829>>715667857Did the mom defend the brother? I'm not watching it cause the second-hand anger would give me an aneurysm. If so I would have killed both and the girl. I'd kill my brother either way tho.
Watching them side by side really makes you understand how optimized Werster's movement is.
>>715668391>I should've known better than to ask the ESA crowd, fuck man. I'm going to assume I'm not crazy and it is well known.Hm...
>>715668372>Did the mom defend the brother?yep. Blamed werster for his fiancee and brother cheating. Also in case you didn't know she actively helped them cheat and set it up/covered for them
>>715668365is he living on his own now?
holy shit man I feel terrible for the guy
>>715668449Holy shit, yeah I definitely would have killed all of them. I'm not even joking.
>>715668449what drives a mother to do this to their own child?
>>715668548Did his mom hate his speedrunning?
>>715668548getting back at the dad by proxy I imagine
>>715668602Good point, where is dad in all this?
>>715667797>laugh at me and call me lameI'm so sorry fren
anons in the thread should marry werster instead!
>metronome sacred fire
lmao
>Metronome -> Sacred Fire with the 100% Burn Chance
Now that's a classic
>metronome
>sacred fire
>burn
uh werster bros...
are WE losing??
>werster gets ahead of JT through being optimal
>gets stomped back down by RNG
hilarious
>>715668747I'm not really into dudes.
>>715668820Based RNG keeping it a close race.
>>715668754It's 50% but with Wester luck, it might as well be 100.
>>715668820Welcome to Werster luck, this is very likely to keep on happening.
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holy shit i'm in fucking tears what are the goddamn odds
If they were playing Soul Silver it would've done Aeroblast instead.
>>715668667estranged from what I understand until relatively recently. Werster got better at hiding his private life after such an embarrassing public blow up. If i never meet him mom or brother I will kill them on his behalf because holy fuck what pieces of shit they do not deserve to walk this earth
>>715667797>I already hasEw ESL
>>715669050Good luck bro!
>>715668747werster gave up on love. I can't blame him
>>715668747only if he says the gamer word on stream again
>>715668449Honestly werster dodged a bullet. Even if his mom didn't help facilitate it, if the fiance was the type that WOULD do that she would've ended up doing it eventually anyways.
>>715667003>ex falsely accessed him of being abusive >steps down from all places he was an admin/mod of (including ASM)>Sonic community says they won't add him back as a mod due to prior actions unrelated to the accusations >Pokemon community are close to the Sonic community and decide to follow them right after posting a public message saying that they won't add him back if he's guilty >People still think he's guilty even though he's not so he doesn't interact with the boarder community as much anymore
>>715669279>if i didn't steal it, someone else would've!
>>715669328I'm not saying the mom and brother aren't absolute human refuse, just that even if they in particular didn't do it, she was still a cheating whore at heart.
>>715669305>>715667510Isn't Keizaron going through the same thing except its more obvious his ex is batshit?
>>715669106He moved in with his fiancee this year i think. I have his stream open in the background when i play games. He also has a little brother, his chat asked him if it was his kid when they heard him in background.
>>715669305>Punished wester>A man denied his community It is so crazy how arguably the biggest and most knowledgeable member of their community gets excommunicated over a false accusation that's gets proven false. I still think it was crabs in a bucket who took the chance to kick out some a pillar of the community
>>715669586>He has ANOTHER fiance Holy fuck 3rd time's a charm dude I wish him the best. For a sperg he has no problems meeting people
>>715669675>>715669586Bruh wut. How're all these speedrunning runners getting married, let alone thrice.
>>715669675Werster is actually very charismatic, charming, and outgoing despite claiming to hate people. He's just a high-functioning autismo.
>hopefully bite kills here
>it doesn't
of course
>>715669762keep going guitarheroanon
>>715669824It's more of the "finding them" part that's so impressive. Although western is a weird case since he is such a widespread individual. Not only is he a normalfag who watches and keeps up with sports/bars and whatnot he is also one of the most knowledgeable people in the world about gen 3/4 pokemon
>>715669984He's what all anons should aspire to be. His tenacity should be admitted by all
Is it weird that I prefer soggy wheatbix?
>>715669543kek yeah but they handled it differently
>>715669608>I still think it was crabs in a bucket who took the chance to kick out some a pillar of the communitythis. It's mostly the people that had prior issues with him taking anything bad with him at face value even if it has no merit
>>715670037I never understood how/why sports is considered "normalfag"
>>715670121The GUTS of speedrunning.
>>715669824He also does a lot outside of speedrunning, which a lot of Anons seem to not really grasp.
Werster has issues with women because he's a Mistyfag.
>>715670242That's why he's BASED
>>715670246Imagine if JT caught that.
>>715670173>I never understood how/why sports is considered "normalfag"Because it's the most obvious jewish bread and circus that exists.
wait how did they get a 51 gyarados so fast? i stepped out for a few minutes.
>>715670601>Catch level 50 Magikarp in lake of rage>Give rare candy
what does "Baton Pass" mean in the context of this run?
>>715670601https://www.youtube.com/shorts/UKqULZL3ymw
>>715670601surf in a specific place + evolve magikarp with rare candy
>>715670206I can't speak for the rest of theses redditors, but I just don't really care.
>>715670663has to switch out his main mon for each gym leader
You now can't unsee the two pixel line on the top right edge of the stream.
>>715670827I'm going to jump out your screen and bite your head off
>>715670726>>715670735thanks. oh cool, might be the first time one of these pokemon runs sounds interesting as a gen 1 casual
>>715670827choking you to death with my mind
>HGSS could have been peak but they got rid of the slot machines
Why did white people throw such a hissyfit about gambling in children's games only to then massively legalize sports gambling and allow gachashit to become popular?
>>715671285All vidya censorship is jewish.
>tune in
>see it's a pokemon race
>audibly sigh
>look again
>it's fucking werster
holy SHIT
>>715671285>Be gambling addict>Don't want your children to follow>Lead by example? Fuck off, can't someone else handle it?
>>715670827There's one to the left of JT
>>715670827>marathon staff totally don't read this thread, goy!
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From Werster's Twitch page.
>>715668365>>715668548If he was providing for his mother isn't there a chance she was trying to keep him from leaving her for his fiancee?
t. know literally nothing about this
>>715671382Thanks for the migu gif
>>715671675>mobile deviceSasuga ironic weeb.
Who'd have thought that the way to make a Pokemon run entertaining is to actually run it properly, explain what's going on, be informative and entertaining, and not do "randomizers" where you pretend to be shocked at the "good RNG" or not have long discussions on how Sylveon is totally transgender
>>715671604Anon it's still there, your delusions about /v/ mattering to random marathons still aren't true.
>>715671645>just watch the one that is :)So Dogwater
>>715671887>it's still thereLiterally take your meds.
>>715671864The X/Y last week was on the way to be informative and not the usual Discord call...
>>715671645>Don't complain about old marathons not being "good" anymore, just watch the one that is :)Impossible task for most of /v/.
>>715666723how small are we talking?
>>715671891when is dogwater starting
Do these people exist in Australia?
>>715672215Jews? Yes, they falseflagged their guns away.
>>715672215Unfortunately yes. Walk around Melbourne during PAX and you'll see them everywhere
>>715671925You can see it every time his screen fades to black, which is all the time in a pokemon run, lol.
>>715672361Yeah, I was shitposting. You're still retarded if you've never noticed the insane overreach of moderation in GDQ/ESA threads. It is entirely different from normal.
Racesisters..........its over.......
This run is great. Sucks that I can't stay awake
does mpv let you stream youtube, I need to 200% this audio on headphones god damn.
This is why you should save
I missed it - why is JT throwing all his Pokeballs at a trainer's Pokemon?
>>715672550Lost his revives and if he uses Gyarados now, he can't use it later
I missed it - why is werster spinning like an autist?
>>715672550Fucked up and let the pokemon he allocated for the gym leader to faint.
>>715672521are you allowed to reload a save
>>715672550He can't attack with any other pokemon, so he has to waste turns one way or the other until he is knocked out.
>>715672592>>715672597Ah ok, thanks anons, that makes sense
>>715672603Yes but they don't save much to save time.
I missed it - why are they playing Pokemon?
>>715672631Soft resets are banned or something?
>>715672595He wants a Tentacruel, apparently
>>715672706They never saved
>>715672676To answer this question we'd have to go back 30 years in the past
>>715672676It's a videogame.
>>715672215How many times are you going to post your masturbation material in these threads? Do I go to YOUR threads to talk about my fetish?
>>715672706I think you can soft reset, but the issue is that he didn't save the game recently
>>715672780which pokemon is this
>game crash
the absolute state of this race
>>715672780I don't remember this sprite ingame?
OH MY GOD ARE YOU KIDDING ME
>Werster crashed
THIS is why you should save
>>715672761OH NO MY GAME CRASHED WHOOOPS
I missed it - why did he crash his game?
>game crashed with no saves
>Game crash
Oh no, race is over
>>715672880Modded console, who knows what that does to it
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We told you about that Werster luck.
Just clone JT's save easy peasy
>>715672780>a CRIMINALLY low amount of smut of chuckagony
How come when one participant crashes in these races the other guy always just keeps going? Do speedrunners have no honor?
>crashing on purpose to save the race
impressive
>>715673007just enjoy the run
>>715673007A race is a race. Should they also wait if the other runner gets bad RNG?
This is insta SSS run for me
Any% is 3.5 hours, I'd just do that for an aysmmetrical race
>>715673007Going very underestimate is worse than going overestimate
>>715673007We got a schedule to keep bro. This is a marathon. Who knows when his last non-backup was anyway
this went from being comfykino to trainwreckino
Wait, I thought they never saved.
Oh look, I just happened to have a save right at Chuck!
How convenient!
Werstsisters.. we're back...
they're jerking off each other under the table aren't they
>>715673145it's a different save
>>715673165We're vibing, chud. No negativity.
Tuning in now how far are they in? Anything cool happen?
>>715673275werster just had a near death experience
I watched at the start and Werster was a boy but now he's a girl??
WTF???
>>715673275Werster keeps getting awful luck that erases his massive lead so it's fairly even
>>715673224Yeah I know, I'm just being cheeky
Even with this disaster, I'm still loving this run
>>715673275>werster is ahead>werster gets fucked by RNG>werster is ahead>werster gets fucked by RNG>werster is ahead>werster gets fucked by his game crashingpretty much
their necks must hurt so much after the run
>>715673343he transitioned
the werster has fallen
>>715673382I was being ironic, you massive reddit dipshit.
This is the best run in gdq history
https://youtu.be/-IUbUF8cnVA?si=jd6m0tE6538DMb28
>I didn't say on stream that the run would be under estimate, did I?
lmao
>>715673487not even the best werster run at a gdq though
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Now THIS is why I watch speedrun marathons
>>715673054Fucking werster speed runs are always great but this is a 11/10 holy fuck
>>715673719it has to be a webm
>>715673587>those beady eyesHm...
it really is a lot more fun when things go wrong
>transition donation
bros...
>actually funny tranny donation
>>715673165It's werster he probably has brought 5 games with different checkpoints because he knows about Murphy's law firsthand
>Huge congratulations to Werster's player character transitioning! We are so proud of her!
That's a high quality donation message
At least the guy on the left is not trying to hide the fact he's balding, I'm rooting for him
>werster at lead again
holy based
>>715673587Which run is this? Also every single GDQ run werster has done is a fucking classic
>FFX run got me in the mood to replay a bunch of FF games
>Now this is making me want to play Pokemon since I got as far as BW and feel obliged to continue
>Also want to get into DQ when the remake comes out
I don't know what to do
>>715674039>the bald/deaf community
baking
>>715674102Gold, AGDQ 2013
>no lake of rage or radio tower
its over wersterbros...
>gets critted on pidgeotto
>gets the lead back
>gets metronome'd
>gets the lead back
>game FUCKING CRASHES
>NO SAVE DONE
>has to find a backup save for a different category altogether
>still gets the lead back
the natural progression is for either the cartridge to get corrupted or his 3DS fucking dies at this point
>>715674075Time...can be so cruel.
>Turn on ASM first time all week
>Werster is doing a run
Based
>>715674239>still gets the lead back>realizes this save didn't do a huge chunk of the gameIt's over
>>715674239He lost as soon as he loaded the save.
>>715674265It would be a lot more entertaining if you could hear anything they are saying I assume.
>>715674336Ya I had to crank volume up