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Anonymous No.715653585 >>715656362 >>715656435 >>715659130 >>715659214 >>715660330 >>715660641 >>715660730 >>715661491 >>715664904 >>715670527 >>715670757 >>715671292 >>715671319 >>715672897 >>715677552 >>715689652
>it doesn't NEED to be faithful to the original Snake Eater
Anonymous No.715653796 >>715653906 >>715659000 >>715659587
did we forget to teach the new generation of kids that posting dumb shit but "ironically" doesn't make it any less retarded?
Anonymous No.715653906
>>715653796
Anonymous No.715654025
As long as it has garish product placement like the original snake Snake Eater then I'm happy
Anonymous No.715654108 >>715654397 >>715655040 >>715655714 >>715655794 >>715656459 >>715656539 >>715658829 >>715658945 >>715659016 >>715659273 >>715659404 >>715660587 >>715660852 >>715661104 >>715661735 >>715662458 >>715665227 >>715666624 >>715666875 >>715669408 >>715671378 >>715671449 >>715671503 >>715673569 >>715673658 >>715673848 >>715674854 >>715675642 >>715675806 >>715676287 >>715676394 >>715676640 >>715677764 >>715678501 >>715678559 >>715682057 >>715684239 >>715687518 >>715688452
Was the new Superman movie good or is it just more "we wish really really REALLY hard we were just making Batman instead" like every single god damn thing DC ever does anymore?
Anonymous No.715654149
I don't get it.
Anonymous No.715654397 >>715654729 >>715660994 >>715669497 >>715671752 >>715673939 >>715686910
>>715654108
it's good and it also paints israel in a bad light hence why people are calling it woke
Anonymous No.715654729 >>715655378 >>715655851 >>715656271 >>715656748 >>715659509 >>715669503 >>715680384 >>715688479
>>715654397
>and it also paints israel in a bad
This is simply too unbelievable for it to be real. Not that something is painting Israel in a bad light these days, but that a Hollywood production that was in said production for years before the war even started would have such a position.
Anonymous No.715655040 >>715665880
>>715654108
It's actually very good. And comicbooky as fuck. But if you want lighthearted fun and an optimistic good boy Superman that saves literal squirells from trees, this movie's for you.
Anonymous No.715655162
Fuck off super cuck
Anonymous No.715655378
>>715654729
James Gunn was just really clever about it, he convinced the Hollywood jews that it wasn't Isreal but Russia instead, and that the Palestinians are actually the Ukrainians but to make it less obvious they're actually Pajeets.
I believe he told them it was a Russia Ukraine thing but decided to make Ukraine into jeets so it wouldnt be so obvious, all while every other person that isn't a retard would quickly understand its fucking Israel lmao
Anonymous No.715655714 >>715660994
>>715654108
It's good
Lex Luthor is really funny too
Anonymous No.715655794 >>715656058 >>715659085
>>715654108
Its visual noise, the plot is nonexsistent, all the attempts at humor are Marvel tier and things just happen also Superman is just Invincible where he spends more time getting his ass beat and acting like a himbo
the best scenes are given to the black guy Mr Terrific
Anonymous No.715655851
>>715654729
They changed the design of the dictator and his flag to look more Jewish
Also people keep telling Superman that the country he attacked is technically our ally
Anonymous No.715655876
Have they said if Delta is coming to Switch 2?
Anonymous No.715656058 >>715656632 >>715659316
>>715655794
>the best scenes are given to Mr Terrific
Ok, I'm sold.
Anonymous No.715656271 >>715659283
>>715654729
The guy playing Superman is jewish so i dont know what that anon is on about, the war shit is so minor and i thought it was a reference to Snyder because he already did the Superman getting involved in political affairs and public distrust arguably better
Anonymous No.715656362
>>715653585 (OP)
kek, based
Anonymous No.715656435 >>715658523 >>715662407 >>715677258
>>715653585 (OP)
Ok, i must be out of the loop: is sipping on a straw the new fad to show indifference and defiance or something? Shazam, the new protag from that Neil Druckmann game and now this.
Anonymous No.715656459 >>715669392
>>715654108
It makes Superman into a big jobber that let's people die, especially that kind stranger who was the only one who helped him in one of his greatest moments of weakness in the film. The film forces him to just watch as Lex kills him. It's sad and pathetic; Why would you let that scene stay in a film that's supposed to be good and hopeful?
Anonymous No.715656539 >>715660994 >>715665880
>>715654108
It's fun, rather silly in a very comic book way. It's a bit convoluted with the amount of shit it wants to bring up, but it works overall.
Some people seem to think "war is bad" is some sort of intense political statement about Israel because Gunn is a dipshit and kept talking some weird shit before release.
Anonymous No.715656632
>>715656058
Hawk Tuah girl was annoying but it might as well have been a Justice Gang movie, they get all the cool moments
was more interested in them than Superboy
Anonymous No.715656672 >>715658532 >>715659231
I love blondes
Anonymous No.715656748 >>715658614 >>715658835 >>715658994 >>715659359 >>715661036 >>715662369 >>715665641 >>715666848 >>715669185 >>715669694
>>715654729
Here is Hawkgirl dealing with the leader of Isra- ahem, Boravia.
Anonymous No.715658523
>>715656435
>new
Anonymous No.715658532
>>715656672
Blondes are the best.
Anonymous No.715658614 >>715658994
>>715656748
he looks more like that bong leader rather than bibi
Anonymous No.715658829 >>715659390
>>715654108
it's the first movie i went to see in theaters since Rise of Skywalker because it's anti-Israel. my love for Marvel couldn't get me outta the house for Deadpool 3 nor could my love for Sonic get me outta the house for Sonic 3–but i wouldn't miss Israel getting publicly humiliated for anything. fuck Zionists.
Anonymous No.715658835
>>715656748
Casey Jones: "OOOPS"
Anonymous No.715658945 >>715663146
>>715654108
Yeaaa sure looks like Mr Goldstein is very happy about this.
>https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/movies/movie-news/superman-box-office-opening-1236312672/
Anonymous No.715658994 >>715659359
>>715656748
>>715658614
That's because he's based on the first prime minister of Israel. David Ben-Gurion.
Anonymous No.715659000
>>715653796
>HATERS GONNA HATE.gif
Anonymous No.715659016
>>715654108
well, Batman is quite literally the only interesting capeshit hero, so i get it
Anonymous No.715659085 >>715659273 >>715671198 >>715671506 >>715671732
>>715655794
So Superman is a jobber? Instantly dropped
Anonymous No.715659130 >>715675489
>>715653585 (OP)
Need Supergirl gf
Anonymous No.715659214
>>715653585 (OP)
The Konami remake will mog Death Stranding 2 in sales and Kojimbo's slow death will come to an ultimate end

not even Geoff will be able to shill back to life
Anonymous No.715659231
>>715656672
>Shorts
Anonymous No.715659273 >>715660919 >>715660994
>>715654108
>>715659085
It's like a really solid, Superman-centric episode of the old JLU cartoon. They have to make Clark slip on a few banana peels so the supporting characters can matter, but at the end of the day he's still the one who actually defats the big bad.
Anonymous No.715659283 >>715677293
>>715656271
Jewish and Israeli are not the same thing anon
Anonymous No.715659316
>>715656058
If you like him you'll love the movie. He's equally autistic and awesome.
Anonymous No.715659359
>>715656748
>>715658994
what the fuck, i love James Gunn now
Anonymous No.715659390 >>715659445 >>715659910
>>715658829
nigga DC is jewish, ow can you be so gullible? Its cashing in on the current thing lol while you make them more money which eventually goes to Israel anyway,
Anonymous No.715659404
>>715654108
The action was really annoying to follow because they kept having the camera zoom and pan all over the place
Anonymous No.715659445 >>715660027
>>715659390
You really think the executives understand movies?
Anonymous No.715659509 >>715659910 >>715687990
>>715654729
The actions are very alike to what Israel is doing but everything from their accents to their looks and names make them seem like Russia so it is a clever case of plausible deniability. Russia still is an acceptable bad guy in media and it can be easily stated that the Ukraine’s invasion was what inspired Borovia’s depiction. Any attempts to say is a criticism on Israel would indirectly acknowledge that the similarities are purely on their methods and actions.
Anonymous No.715659587
>>715653796
As long as they still hate niggers, post it about in other blue boards and get 3 days bans they will be doing good in my book.
Anonymous No.715659825 >>715661058 >>715676976
Anonymous No.715659910 >>715660252 >>715674238
>>715659509
my favorite thing about watching Israeli Zionists seethe about this shit on social media is that they are literally admitting to being cartoonishly evil people by publically identifying with Boravia. it's hilarious.

>>715659390
if even one person who was pro-Israel comes outta the theater with a new perspective, it's worth it. we're playing the long game for hearts and minds here, not 1's and 0's in a checking account.
Anonymous No.715660027 >>715660158 >>715660232
>>715659445
Only thing I understand that Hollywood is insanely Jewish and used by them to funnel money to Israel the goy doesn't understand because he's a sheep any movie doing good is another billion to Israel.
Anonymous No.715660158 >>715660894
>>715660027
>he thinks it's about the money
Anonymous No.715660232 >>715660370
>>715660027
>Hollywood is insanely Jewish
All Jews are not Zionists. That's why I rock with Seth Rogen. He doesn't subscribe to that shit. Neither does Drake.
Anonymous No.715660252 >>715660456
>>715659910
Suuure play the long game while another million get massacred in the Middle East lol goys are literally build to be ruled that's for sure.
Anonymous No.715660330 >>715660535
>>715653585 (OP)
Delta is a hell of a lot more failthful than fucking RE4 Remake.
Anonymous No.715660370 >>715660456
>>715660232
Goy fell for the Jewish tricks again lol let me guess you think Seth Rogan is white as well?
Anonymous No.715660456 >>715660993
>>715660252
>>715660370
alright, Rabbi. slither back under a sewer grate already why don't'cha?
Anonymous No.715660535
>>715660330
proofs?
Anonymous No.715660587 >>715665553
>>715654108
It's dogshit. The writing is terrible, the villains are retarded, Superman is a bitch who is treated like a joke. Supergirl is an absolute travesty based on a garbage comic run. But it's light-hearted and theres a funny dog in it so normies love it.
Anonymous No.715660641
>>715653585 (OP)
I hope they make it even worse
It's remake/remaster bullshit, so I won't be buying it regardless
Anonymous No.715660730
>>715653585 (OP)
it's gonna be anyway, all these remakes (DeS, Oblivion) are
Anonymous No.715660852
>>715654108
Its good.
Anonymous No.715660894
>>715660158
It is about cultural subversion and disintegration of social fabric and looking at the state of America today it's working insanely well. White people are already a minority and the US was supposed to be the most powerful white country. Meanwhile Europe is getting browned and more homogeneous.
Anonymous No.715660919 >>715679923 >>715680101
>>715659273
Don't you dare bring JLU in to this. That Superman was capable, mature and charismatic, not a jobber crying retard who is looked down on by everyone, lets others die and can't have a single win without someone else helping.
Anonymous No.715660993
>>715660456
Cope and Seethe that's all you could do.
Anonymous No.715660994 >>715662521 >>715662581 >>715662657 >>715662823 >>715665471 >>715671339
>>715654397
>>715655714
>>715659273
>>715656539
Superman just acted and talked like a Marvel character, James Gunn is a fucking hack and you normalfags please go back to fucking reddit where you belong.

>Mr. Terrific is the responsible dependable dude while Superman because he's not black is humiliated in 90% of the movie
>Hawkgirl was shit, Lex was shit, the most forgettable characters ever, I can't remember a single line from them, they weren't even entertaining
>Superman is supposed to have super intelligence yet internet trolls make him seethe even a teenager me stopped getting upset at comments online, he also knew cameras were on him yet still acted violent towards Lex in one scene
>Krypto was just annoying
>Ultraman was bland, again forgettable, can't remember a single fucking thing or any substance or nuance anywhere just like every character
>Green Lantern purposely has a bad haircut and is a joke because he's white

Any shill kike praising this jew hollywood film needs to be violently murdered in cold blood.
Anonymous No.715661036 >>715662294
>>715656748
hawkgirl wouldnt do this and superman wouldnt let her
Anonymous No.715661058 >>715661265 >>715665486
>>715659825
DC should jump on the anime train
Anonymous No.715661104
>>715654108
i hate to say this but it actually was pretty good. IMO the best Superman movie, makes the Cavil films look even worse.
Anonymous No.715661265
>>715661058
What train? DC and Marvel are run by retards who have spent the last decade+ running every single character they have in to the ground and getting mogged by manga. Western comics are overrun by ideological buffoons who don't care if they lose money and any change would be an admission of failure.
Anonymous No.715661491
>>715653585 (OP)
chin too big
Anonymous No.715661735
>>715654108
It’s like an early 2000s comic movie
Anonymous No.715662294
>>715661036
Hawkgirl would absolutely do this, also Supes wasn't anywhere near the country at the time.
Anonymous No.715662369
>>715656748
>killed and final moments spent next to 5 foot tall latina hawkgirl
deserved worse desu
Anonymous No.715662390 >>715671034
>Open thread
>Israel out of nowhere
Very subtle
Anonymous No.715662407
>>715656435
Supergirl is just a dumb party girl. Which imo is kinda fun but she only shows up for like five seconds at the end of the movie to get her dog who Superman was dogsitting.
Anonymous No.715662458
>>715654108
It's Guardians of the Galaxy but with Superman and not as good
Anonymous No.715662521 >>715662581
>>715660994
>Green Lantern purposely has a bad haircut and is a joke because he's white
Anonymous No.715662581
>>715660994
>>715662521
Remember, the people that bitch about superheroes like this don't actually care or like them in the first place. Which is fine but pretending to get angry about it is gay.
Anonymous No.715662657
>>715660994
the green lantern haircut is comic accurate
Anonymous No.715662823
>>715660994
>Superman is supposed to have super intelligence yet internet trolls make him seethe even a teenager me stopped getting upset at comments online,
He says as he seethes because people online like a movie
Anonymous No.715663146
>>715658945
>Yeaaa sure looks like Mr Goldstein is very happy about this.
His name is David Zaslav
Anonymous No.715664403
I'm going to see this on Saturday. I'm looking forward to it.
Anonymous No.715664565
WHERE IS SHAZAM POSTER
Anonymous No.715664904 >>715671110 >>715687726
>>715653585 (OP)
lol
Anonymous No.715664951 >>715665992
Any comicfag here can tell me if the "Woman of Tomorrow" Supergirl run is worth reading? I heard it's good and that it's the best run she's ever had but being an american comic written in the cursed years of 2020-2021 it must have an almost self parodying amount of wokeshit.
Anonymous No.715665227
>>715654108
very good.
it's quite close in tone to the raimi spiderman movies which are among the few capeshit flicks that are actually great. it's also antisemitic.
Anonymous No.715665353 >>715665886
>2nd movie in your new universe is the main hero but a woman
Does Gunn really want a flop this early?
Anonymous No.715665471
>>715660994
the hatred of chuds for israel is so great they've been duped into embracing a reddit sΓ³ylenial movie as kino

this place gets sadder and sadders as the oldfags die off
Anonymous No.715665486
>>715661058
they already did
it was awful
Anonymous No.715665553
>>715660587
Found the seething permavirgin faggot. You should really touch grass more often.
Anonymous No.715665641
>>715656748
i hate politics focused shits so much. Border conflics between unmatched powers are as old as humanity themselves
Anonymous No.715665880 >>715671394 >>715676865
>>715655040
>>715656539
>And comicbooky as fuck.
>very comic book way

Nobody has been reading comics for the last 20 years and 90s comics were notorious for being edgier and closer to Snyder. Kids today didn't grow up watching Superman even in the 2000s.

Where is this "nostalgia" for a lighthearted kid-like Superman coming from? Gunn's work is more childish than the actual source material for the last 30 years. It's just literal shills all over the place...
Anonymous No.715665886 >>715666237
>>715665353
It only will flop if the woman is ugly. That seems to be the running theme.
Anonymous No.715665992
>>715664951
/co/ doesn't like it
It has good art but it's basically True Grit with Supergirl who constantly swears like a sailor
I recommend Cosmic Adventures in the Eighth Grade
Anonymous No.715666237
>>715665886
she's in a small scene at the end of the new movie so you can look it up and be the judge
Anonymous No.715666624 >>715666832
>>715654108
It's certified kino
Anonymous No.715666671 >>715688193
>Drunk

is it even possible?
Anonymous No.715666832 >>715679592
>>715666624
>Superman is 'considered to have Jewish roots'
By fucking who?
Holy fucking kekvetch
Anonymous No.715666848
>>715656748
Looks like Danny Devito's penguin
Anonymous No.715666875
>>715654108
idk i haven't watched it
Anonymous No.715668268 >>715669501
>New soup man movie was all over the place and fill with patented unfunny Gunn humor
>His versions of supergirl will be an unironic drunken whore
Hope the DC CINEMATIC universe fails.
Anonymous No.715669185
>>715656748
i already bought tickets anon you didn't need to convince me further
Anonymous No.715669392 >>715681020
>>715656459
>The film forces him to just watch as Lex kills him.
Wasn't he literally dying due to kryptonite?
Anonymous No.715669408
>>715654108
can jimmy be REDEEMED?
Anonymous No.715669497 >>715681268
>>715654397
....anon, superman was a jewish developed character
Anonymous No.715669501
>>715668268
"Superman, but a girl" never sounded that interesting to begin with. And if she's just gonna be a alcoholic slut I'd rather just stay home and watch a cam rip.
Anonymous No.715669503
>>715654729
That land was promised to the Boravians thousands of years ago
Anonymous No.715669694
>>715656748
this webm is missing the hard cut to one of those dissolving pills dropping into a glass of water
Anonymous No.715670527
>>715653585 (OP)
hehe
Anonymous No.715670757
>>715653585 (OP)
Oh wait I get it now.
Anonymous No.715671034 >>715671483 >>715673948 >>715674308
>>715662390
Remember when the site got taken down earlier this year in a hack and it was discovered the majority of /pol/ posters are Israeli IP addresses? It's the same shit they showed in the new Superman movie. Israeli bot farms doing propoganda.
Anonymous No.715671110
>>715664904
These bloodthirsty retards can't wait to tell on and incriminate themselves. Nuremberg Trials 2 can't come soon enough.
Anonymous No.715671198
>>715659085
>jobber because he holds back knowing full well he would instantly murder someone if he didnt pull his punches
Retard that doesnt know shit about Superman
Anonymous No.715671292
>>715653585 (OP)
I don't need to do buy a remake
Anonymous No.715671319
>>715653585 (OP)
Why are THESE /tv/ capeshit threads allowed but when a show that deserves to have a thread because it’s based on vidya (DMC, Fallout, Castlevania) gets a thread, /v/ tweaks out and it gets pruned or moved to /tv/?
Anonymous No.715671339 >>715674761
>>715660994
>ultraman
what?
Anonymous No.715671378
>>715654108
It's garbage and makes the Cavill films appear decent by comparison
Anonymous No.715671394
>>715665880
>obody has been reading comics for the last 20 years and 90s comics were notorious for being edgier and closer to Snyder. Kids today didn't grow up watching Superman even in the 2000s.
only if you look at shit like liefeld and image
Anonymous No.715671449
>>715654108
The first half is a slog, but it picks up the pace, Lex is the highlight of the movie, he's such a petty asshole, watch it if you have nothing better to do
Anonymous No.715671483 >>715675826
>>715671034
you are fucking retarded
Anonymous No.715671503
>>715654108
>half the replies are retarded /pol/cucks talking about jews
yep, not watching it.
Anonymous No.715671506
>>715659085
anon the only time he jobbed is to his clone
Anonymous No.715671586
SEX WITH KARA
Anonymous No.715671732
>>715659085
He's constantly emasculated throughout the whole movie
Anonymous No.715671752 >>715673360 >>715674446
>>715654397
Meds, it's anti Russia.
Anonymous No.715672897
>>715653585 (OP)
Kojima superman game when?
Anonymous No.715673360
>>715671752
Didn’t know USA has been supplying Russia with weapons
Anonymous No.715673569 >>715677079 >>715678609 >>715679914 >>715680101 >>715680506 >>715688319
>>715654108
It's more like: "If you like every James Gunn movie before, you'll probably like it. It's not really a good Superman movie." James Gunn only knows how to do ensemble cast type movies. That' been abundantly clear. Mister Terrific steals the show over Superman who should be the star of his own movie. Also, dumb retcon of Kal'el's parents telling him to overtake Earth and breed with the women. I'm sure they'll retcon it in a later film but they didn't resolve it in this movie which I feel should've been more of a central focus on the film. Nature vs nurture.
Anonymous No.715673658
>>715654108
Superman was sent to Earth to have a harem of waifus and colonize them, yeah, pretty good.
Anonymous No.715673848
>>715654108
How do you like reddit movies? Because Gunn will never, ever change.
Anonymous No.715673939
>>715654397
>paints israel in a bad light
>woke
So this is the new narrative? Chuddies hated Jews and Israel before it was cool
Anonymous No.715673948 >>715675826
>>715671034
that was a ragebait post by some retard on twitter, nice job eating it up. here's the real one by the sharty leaker
Anonymous No.715674238
>>715659910
>my favorite thing about watching Israeli Zionists seethe about this shit on social media is that they are literally admitting to being cartoonishly evil people by publically identifying with Boravia. it's hilarious.
same. it's insane but so fucking funny. this is the first time I've ever said these words but unironically check out /r/Israel
Anonymous No.715674308 >>715675826
>>715671034
Dude you're on 4chan not twitter. You should know how the archives we use (arch/4plebs/etc) actually work. This is as retarded as those people who legitimately thought that the last post on 4chan was a fucking chicken jockey joke
Anonymous No.715674446 >>715683360 >>715685505
>>715671752
since when is Ukraine full of black and brown people
Anonymous No.715674723 >>715674881
err... Boravia is in the second issue of Superman?
Do you guys even read comics?
Anonymous No.715674761
>>715671339
Ultraman's been a DC character since forever.
Anonymous No.715674806
>white/white looking people bad, brown people good
>white male hero is a jobbing faggot that constantly licks the boot of whoever modern Hollywood thinks is popular at the moment
>Lex is objectively 100% the only right character in the entire movie because Superman is an objective threat with the emotional maturity of a seven year old
>Made Ultraman a mute faggot likely because they want to make a Bizarro instead of just going with fucking Bizarro to begin with and ruining any chance at having the ACTUAL Ultraman
Anonymous No.715674854
>>715654108
its goyslop starring a jew so the mutts think its the greatest film ever
Anonymous No.715674881
>>715674723
it's just those pesky anti-boraviaetics
Anonymous No.715675489 >>715676831 >>715677298 >>715677341 >>715677401 >>715682249
>>715659130
Anonymous No.715675642 >>715675816
>>715654108
>being kind is the new punk rock
>also Israel bad
Anonymous No.715675806
>>715654108
leaning more into the second
im not saying its bad
Anonymous No.715675816 >>715676030
>>715675642
>>being kind is the new punk rock
Worthless platitude, usually just meaning "stop being mad browns are ruining your country whitey" and nothing more.
>also Isreal bad
Another worthless catchphrase since the zoomers saying it now just hate Israel since they're whiter than the arabs around them and they'll go back to sucking them off once the war stops being trendy.
Anonymous No.715675826
>>715671483
>>715673948
>>715674308
>t. IOF dones
Anonymous No.715676030 >>715676265
>>715675816
>Another worthless catchphrase since the zoomers saying it now
Zoomers? Brother, I'm 30 years old and my generation's Clarion call was, "i'm not enlisting to die for Israel." This has been building for a long time. It's not just gonna go away. The beast has revealed itself too completely.
Anonymous No.715676116 >>715676435
Why the fuck is "main character being an obnoxious asshole with a drink" such a common thing now
Anonymous No.715676265 >>715679480
>>715676030
You're a retarded faggot if you think the mindset behind "I'm not dying for Isreal" is anywhere near the same retards screeching "free Palestine" or if you think this won't go right out the window once the check clears and they get their new orders. Again, all the leftoids crying about jews being jews now are ONLY doing it because jews are "white enough" for them to hate.
Anonymous No.715676287 >>715676335
>>715654108
It's still DC capeslop at the end of the day, but it's unironically better than every single Snyder DC movie in the past decade.
Anonymous No.715676335 >>715676458 >>715676856
>>715676287
Wrong. They're both equally terrible.
Anonymous No.715676394 >>715676559
>>715654108
It's good. As someone whose first version of Superman and the premier incarnation of him that's in my head is DCAU supes, I didn't mind that he wasn't mary sue levels of god-tier. People are bitching that he got beat by a fucking clone of himself ffs. Get a grip, he's allowed to lose fights.
Anonymous No.715676435
>>715676116
real to life
Anonymous No.715676458 >>715676621
>>715676335
Then which superman movie was good?
Anonymous No.715676554
Wife
Anonymous No.715676559
>>715676394
>being a massive bitch in his first movie
>only barely wins against the worst possible interpretation of a character through asspulls
>doesn't even have a smidge of the feeling Raimi's Spider-Man's first fucking movie had in TWO THOUSAND AND FUCKING TWO
>spent more time on latnix womyn killing the big bad jew and Mr. Floyd
this movie is ass.
Anonymous No.715676621
>>715676458
None of them and I'm 100% serious about that, not baiting at all. Superman is a shit character and all of the movies suck.
Anonymous No.715676623
Anonymous No.715676640
>>715654108
It's good.
Anonymous No.715676790 >>715676861 >>715676953
i dunno anything about comics
is supergirl canonically a girlfailure? because if so, considered me interested in capeshit for once
Anonymous No.715676831
>>715675489
Anonymous No.715676856 >>715676906
>>715676335
Your time of leeching off of big established IPs is over, Zack.
Anonymous No.715676861
>>715676790
It depends, she's drunk and has an incredibly filthy mouth in the comic they're adapting for her solo film but it's also made clear that she suffered hell and back before arriving on Earth
Anonymous No.715676865
>>715665880
Snyder's movies are extremely long. 90's comics were notorious for being mostly two-page spreads of the characters and/or teams shouting their own name, because artists of the time were lazy fuckers.
Anonymous No.715676906
>>715676856
Yeah, instead of one shitty hack making bad movies we get a DIFFERENT shitty hack making bad movies!
Anonymous No.715676953 >>715677012
>>715676790
>girlfailure?
wtf is a girlfailure?
She's an impulsive brat who only has the signature superhero no-killing rule because of how much it would piss off her cousin if she offed someone.
Anonymous No.715676976
>>715659825
God Supergirl has the cutest art.
Anonymous No.715677012 >>715677140
>>715676953
>wtf is a girlfailure?
A loser that's a woman but people excuse them because they're women.
Anonymous No.715677079
>>715673569
They're already filming the sequel with Kara, which is going to be kind of awkward because Kara leaves Krypton as a young adult meaning she would know full well that her family/people are aping Invincible hard but she says nothing about it to Supes? They are probably going to retcon some shit hard
Anonymous No.715677110 >>715677168
Reminder that Lex is objectively right even if he's a massive sperg. Superman acts like a retarded child in this movie alone and with other comics he constantly pulls the "made you flinch" shit by threatening anyone who has a problem with him having completely unchecked power by alluding to just going apeshit if they try anything. People defend this shit because he jerks off minorities a couple times a comic and gives some empty and gay statement about "being good and nice".
Anonymous No.715677140
>>715677012
I don't think she qualifies as a loser, but in some story arcs she may see herself as one when comparing herself to Clark.
Anonymous No.715677168 >>715677367
>>715677110
Lex...
Anonymous No.715677258
>>715656435
Don't sweat the technique.
Anonymous No.715677293
>>715659283
Ok death to Palestine
Anonymous No.715677298
>>715675489
You just know
Anonymous No.715677341
>>715675489
CUTE monke!
Anonymous No.715677367 >>715685441
>>715677168
Lex is wrong about 99% of things and he only cares about Superman because he's a retard that wants the spotlight. However, he's still 100% objectively right when he says Superman is a fraud piece of shit that actively needs to be put into the fucking dirt. Superman's existence actively makes your life less valuable since you'll always be compared to him if you try to help people and with how immature he is he could go fucking nuts out of nowhere and NOBODY could do anything about him if he was actually trying to kill humans.
Anonymous No.715677401
>>715675489
Anonymous No.715677552
>>715653585 (OP)
Anonymous No.715677764 >>715677862
>>715654108
without really spoilering
>absolute zoomer adhd tier pacing
>Marvel humor
>bloated cast
>worldbuilding it just thrust you into and writing is turn your brain off tier, nobody really develops
>Supes is more emotional and himbo-ish, jobs a bunch, needs help from every fucking side character to get shit done despite this being year 3 Superman he acts like this is his first month
There is so much more but its like 5/10 only cause Gunn knows how to cast and the actors performance carry some of the shit here but I think its just gonna age horribly
Anonymous No.715677862
>>715677764
>>bloated cast
This shit was indefensible. Sure nobody needs another origin story but fuck me the pacing and all the characters showing up for a scene or two felt like the fucking Flash movie.
Anonymous No.715677881 >>715678002
Anyone who hates this movie is a kike btw
Anonymous No.715677951
Anonymous No.715678002 >>715679825
>>715677881
I hate kikes and arabs, I won't watch slop made by shabbos goys that only put a generic jew in the bad guy role because jews have tricked leftists into thinking they're white enough to be hated by them. I'm also not going to watch a movie with a Jew larping as a white man.
Anonymous No.715678069 >>715678131 >>715679886
>Jews promote porn to corrupt society
>Jews stop me from watching porn
So which one is true now chuds?
>no they don't do anything about big porn sites
pic related, yes they did onlyfans also had to ban porn because Visa and MasterCard told them to
Anonymous No.715678131
>>715678069
shit wrong thread
Anonymous No.715678501
>>715654108
it feels like an acid trip, especially when the flying nigga and green lantern appear to fight mega Stitch

and when lex luthor revealed his evil convoluted plan that involved.....I kid you not...SHITPOSTING social media monkeys that wrote angry comments about superman calling him shitman I just rolled with the stupidity and waited for it to end soon
Anonymous No.715678559
>>715654108
it's good just bogged down by the schizophrenic character focus
Anonymous No.715678609 >>715678731
>>715673569
>Also, dumb retcon of Kal'el's parents telling him to overtake Earth and breed with the women.
anon that's literally the canon original reason he got sent to earth, lol
Anonymous No.715678731
>>715678609
Citation needed.
Anonymous No.715679480
>>715676265
Sure, rabbi. Good luck getting that toothpaste back in the tube.
Anonymous No.715679592
>>715666832
It was literally created by 2 jewish men retard.
Anonymous No.715679825 >>715689670
>>715678002
>jews have tricked leftists into thinking they're white enough to be hated by them
One schizo has been spouting this for like two hours. Log off, lil bro. Nobody's buying it.
Anonymous No.715679886
>>715678069
if you're streaming porn in big 2025 you're a certified retard lmao
Anonymous No.715679914
>>715673569
>dumb retcon of Kal'el's parents telling him to overtake Earth and breed with the women.
Posts like these make me realize /v/ is never happy. They are telling the protagonist a handsome, beloved 6'4 superhero to bang as many women as he can and this board screeches. Whats next this place clutches pearls at Conan carrying another princess to his bedchamber? You guys really are just as outrage driven as the side you hate.
Anonymous No.715679923
>>715660919
lol JLU Supes jobbed A LOT. What is this fake memory you're having, anon?
The only difference is that he was less emotional than Gunn's. Doesn't mean he didn't get his ass kicked all the time.
Anonymous No.715680101
>>715660919
Nigga, are you fucking dumb? 3/4's of JL and JLU is Superman or The Flash slipping on banana peels so other characters can contribute.

>>715673569
>Also, dumb retcon of Kal'el's parents telling him to overtake Earth and breed with the women
There are like 3 Elseworlds stories where this has been a thing already, and the newest Superman cartoon is doing it too. It's not a new retcon for the movie.
Anonymous No.715680384 >>715681142
>>715654729
Anonymous No.715680506
>>715673569
Pa and Ma Kent are also just retards, no wonder this Superman is so simple minded
Anonymous No.715681020 >>715681152
>>715669392
Kryptonite is a literal plot device that rarely adds anything to a Superman story. People only use it when they aren't creative enough to force Superman into a situation.
Anonymous No.715681142 >>715681296
>>715680384
>country in movie is shown to be cartoonishly evil, psychotic, and genocidal
>Israelis literally cannot resist the urge to stand up and go THAT'S US AND WE DON'T LIKE THAT YOU'RE POINTING IT OUT
the cognitive dissonance is fucking staggering but i'm glad i'm still here to laugh at it. never kill yourself. you CAN outlive the cartoonishly evil apartheid state of Israel.
Anonymous No.715681152
>>715681020
Because few people know of Mongul, Atomic Skull, Parasite, Lobo, Cyborg Superman. The most well known Supes villains are Lex, whatever kryptonian warlord is popular, a clone and Doomsday.
Anonymous No.715681268
>>715669497
boravia is older than israel
Anonymous No.715681296
>>715681142
It's quite simple

>President Boravia looks like Ben Gurion, first PM of Israel
>They're genociding shitskins and are technically an American ally

The movie is OBVIOUSLY anti-Israel. But yes it is funny when they admit to it by complaining.
Anonymous No.715682057 >>715682230
>>715654108
It's genuinely good. Nothing like Batman either. Superman is an unabashedly wholesome and positive character throughout and the movie does a great job of letting him be that way without ever making him come off as unbearably naive or overly idealistic. It's very refreshing in that regard.
Anonymous No.715682230 >>715682865 >>715682894
>>715682057
Why does /tv/ and /v/ hate it then? You have so many people here asking for a return to sincere, honest protagonists and then they complain when it happens.
Anonymous No.715682249
>>715675489
Fuck, she's cute.
Anonymous No.715682865
>>715682230
Zionist Internet Occupation Force is trying to astroturf negativity toward the film because it shines a bright light on their degenerate behavior. Some boards on this website have a disproportionate number of users with Israeli IP's.
Anonymous No.715682894
>>715682230
Because both boards are full of cynical faggots that just want something to cry about. Where do you think we are? Most of the anons detracting it probably haven't even seen it or went into it looking for reasons to shit on it.
Anonymous No.715683360 >>715685505
>>715674446
since the director made sure the soldiers were all non-russian whites. You know what this was trying to do.
Anonymous No.715683949
anybody got a rip link?
Anonymous No.715684239
>>715654108
Good but you get the feeling that this movie was just a setup for gunns dc universe, just something to get the ball rolling
Anonymous No.715685441 >>715686187
>>715677367
only megalomaniacs and psycopaths with huge egos think like that
Anonymous No.715685505
>>715683360
>>715674446
I like that Lex's posse is also diverse
Anonymous No.715686187 >>715686579 >>715687173
>>715685441
You're a fuckwit if you'd unconditionally trust an overly emotional retard with enough power to destroy the world with the same effort it takes someone to wash the dishes to not fuck everyone over eventually. He already got himself involved in killing the side in a conflict he disagrees with, what would stop him from making natural disasters worse or having his buddies show up to rip your head off if he disagrees with your politics or if you called him a loser online? There's zero good reason to NOT take this alien out back and killing it the second we could if this is how he's gonna act.
Anonymous No.715686579 >>715686724
>>715686187
>proceeds to spaz out
of course
Anonymous No.715686724 >>715686806
>>715686579
I'm glad you're the type of faggot that would give a dope head keys to the nukes because he said some empty platitude about how nobody is illegal or some other gay shit.
Anonymous No.715686806 >>715687071
>>715686724
No anon Superman is the kind of person who doesn't behave like a 4chan edgelord.
Anonymous No.715686910
>>715654397
But I thought the right was Nazis and shiet
Anonymous No.715687071
>>715686806
No he's not. He's a two-faced asshole that demands you live exactly how he thinks you should, dresses it up with hollow generic words like "uhh be kind dreams are good" bullshit and if you call him out on it he does shit kids would do to fuck with each other by faking a punch to make you flinch and acts like that means he's right. The only people he dislikes or disagrees with that he actually ends up saving is Lex because he wants to continue tormenting the bald retard since it's funny to Superman. You're a brainless buffoon if you think he'd save people that don't vote the same way he does when in this same movie he's brought to a frothing rage over internet comments calling him shit.
Anonymous No.715687173 >>715687334
>>715686187
Superman isn't going to snap one day for 0 reason. Whats more likely to happen is mind-control or cloning, and the clone goes berserk. Mind controlling superpowered beings is difficult and so is cloning.
Anonymous No.715687334 >>715687478
>>715687173
I don't give a fuck what he snaps over. The dumb bastard is practically a walking fucking nuke with the amount of damage he could do in comparison to what humans can do to defend against him and objectively the only thing that should be done is someone needs to shove a god damn Kryptonite PVC pipe into his eye.
Anonymous No.715687374 >>715687424
I am just hoping for a comfy Batgirl/Supergirl team up.
Naturally I'll get monkey paw'd and Gunn's Batgirl would be Cassandra Cain, the edgy, tryhard one, because we can't have nice things.
Anonymous No.715687424
>>715687374
>female protagonist slop
No thanks
Anonymous No.715687478 >>715687589
>>715687334
calm down lex
Anonymous No.715687518
>>715654108
shills will use buzzwords like hopeful and comicbooky
Anonymous No.715687589
>>715687478
Lex is just as bad but fuck at least he doesn't pretend to be my friend like that alien faggot trying to pretend he knows a fucking thing about being human.
Anonymous No.715687726
>>715664904
>kike upset when the subversion goes against him
>admits that jews are responsible for progressivism
>is primarily upset that Superman stops his stand-in countrymen from genociding a bunch of browns

the jokes really write themselves huh
Anonymous No.715687890
show the full image OP
Anonymous No.715687990
>>715659509
The plausible deniability is weak because Israel is the US's ally and Russia isn't.
Anonymous No.715688193
>>715666671
She goes to red sun planets to do it.
Anonymous No.715688319
>>715673569
>James Gunn only knows how to do ensemble cast type movies.
>he doesnt know
Moose !!Tm8/4MnbTW4 No.715688452
>>715654108
It was a nice movie that set up the DCU for success, Mr. Terrific was fun, Guy stole the spotlight a lot, there were some funny moments here and there, had Superman feel like a solid person trying to believe the best in everyone to a fault, and while the CGI looked a bit odd at times it worked out overall. My dad wasn't a fan of Guy's haircut (But he's never seen him before since he's not super huge on the GLs) or how the Kents were older in this iteration but overall I liked it. I also liked how they had Lex as really vindictive and really liked Pa Kent's pep talk to Clark on the bunch. I think that was the best part personally.

The robots were probably the worst part because they were just like "Haha, we are robots, we do not have feelings" multiple times while randomly cracking jokes. It felt weird. Second worst part was probably Hawkgirl's screeching paired with the goofy faces she made during them. Third worst part was the mid credits scene because it's just him sitting with Krypto looking at Earth for two seconds and felt more like a transition into the end credits than anything enjoyable.
Supergirl is also hot. The Flash's Supermangirl was hotter.
Anonymous No.715688479 >>715688803 >>715689013
>>715654729
It was originally intended to be a generic slavic/balkan cartoon villain warmonger country.
But then during production Israel started acting like real cartoon villains so Gunn made a couple of cheeky tweaks.
Anonymous No.715688803 >>715688932
>>715688479
>Israel started acting like real cartoon villains
To who? This is the only time Israel has done something good for me as a White man even though I know this is just an excuse to start another refugee crisis.
Anonymous No.715688932 >>715689250 >>715689345
>>715688803
>This is the only time Israel has done something good for me as a White man even though I know this is just an excuse to start another refugee crisis

It's amazing that you even recognise in your post what Israel's actual intention behind this is and still somehow think it's benefitting you. You're either a disingenuous jew or a moron.
Anonymous No.715689013
>>715688479
Sometimes I wonder if Gunn is kinda anti-Hollywood. I mean maybe he is or isn't but to do that brazenly in a medium dominated by the long-nosed tribe...reminds me of George Lucas making Watto with his concept art depiction showing his "mind obsessed with profit."
Anonymous No.715689250 >>715689345
>>715688932
Forgive him, being a MAGAtard is hard.
Anonymous No.715689345 >>715689502
>>715688932
Dead browns now is still a benefit, especially if it means a possible nuclear exchange getting the Middle East glassed and the problem being finished completely.

>>715689250
Not American. Your retarded jew lover ended up making my country go full retard, I just don't see a problem with an enemy of my race dying.
Anonymous No.715689352
Why do you people pretend to care about palestinian mudshits?
Anonymous No.715689502 >>715689726
>>715689345
>Dead browns now is still a benefit, especially if it means a possible nuclear exchange getting the Middle East glassed and the problem being finished completely.

Less would be entering your country if Israel was instead glassed off the map. Israel is behind almost every humanitarian/refugee crisis in the Middle East for the last half-century. Every time it stems from them killing browns. Doing it again now is no different than the last dozen times they've done it. The only difference is the world is now watching and, for the most part, condemning them. You should be more grateful they're fucking up and being called out for the vile lizardpeople they are, more than them killing a bunch of civilians.
Anonymous No.715689652
>>715653585 (OP)
With DC having the multiverse and all, it's fine if Superman isn't exactly the same in every other universe.

The same cannot be said for Metal Gear Solid Snake Eater. If they changed a large portion to be very different... they will lose fans. That's because Metal Gear Solid 3 was so fucking good that lots of fans consider it a masterpiece.
Anonymous No.715689670
>>715679825
Ashekenazim are white though?
Anonymous No.715689726
>>715689502
>Less would be entering your country if Israel was instead glassed off the map.
The Chinese and Indians have been fucking up my place way before the jews were doing their shit for two years now.
>killing a bunch of civilians
There aren't any on either side. Again, both jews and browns are my enemy why should I not be happy when they're killing each other? If Israel wasn't being Israel then Arabs would just be doing the same shit they've always been doing which is trying to invade White countries and kill us. The only thing Israel is doing is being a bunch of cowards and not finishing the job, which hopefully they'll do this time before my tax dollars works to shuttle more refugees into my country.