why valve

Remember when virgin freaks convinced themselves Pyro was a woman lmao.

>>715657503 (OP)
you never heard of lighting farts on fire?

>>715657983
oh yeah I remember

>>715657983
>>715658071
somehow I don't think thats how it started, given the plethora of other things to focus on.
sounds more like something tumblr based...
ah fuck thats still virgin freaks.

>>715657503 (OP)
i want pyro to eat me and convert me to pure brap

>>715657503 (OP)
>why
BIG $$$
same reason for the inflation and piss play taunts

>>715657503 (OP)
Because before we all knew about every single degen fetish out there we thought that farting was funny. He has a GAS mask, get it?

I'm still made that I started playing the game right before Pyromania, anticipating it like everyone else as the FINAL meet the team, excited for the new weapons just for it to be...
>flamethrower reskin
>axe reskin
>annoying weapon
>also mlp!!! Guys you like mlp right!!!! Pretty unicorns haha baby diaper!!!!
and then the last update was...
>Oh yeah you want heavy update? here's this totally legit poll where we give you a bad flamethrower, a bad secondary, a secondary that is simulatenously bad and also devalues one of the most fun secondaries, and a worse than axe melee
>also a banana
>also you already waited a couple years for this but now we're gonna not update for like 8 years teehee
Like seriously how? TF2 has been jerking off the pyro since it went F2P and I don't understand why.

>>715664152
that taunt came out in 2018