Thread 715668157

Let me get this straight. DK Bananza is so good people are MAD about it?

that's typically /v/'s problem, yes

>>715668157 (OP)
it has k rool but is around 5 hours long

>>715668157 (OP)
You lost

>>715668243
It is not /v/'s problem, it is only the Sony schizo's problem.

Or their mad because they're aware of the Nintendo bonus and how it works with reviewers. A 90% score for a major console release game from Nintendo is NOT a good sign.

>>715668534
And it’ll still sell millions.

it makes me sad that banjo will never get a game like this

>>715668157 (OP)
I think it looks fun, but finally getting my hands on a Switch and playing Odyssey/3D World/BoTW/other shit for the first time made me realize that Nintendo is just an average company with a built-in army of dickriders. Average across the board but praised as masterpieces. To be fair I own a PS5 as well and thought the same thing about Astro Boy and its deluge of 10/10s. I think journos just like bland, cutesy platformers games with zero personality. All of these games blend together. They're not bad. They're just forgettable.

>>715668157 (OP)
It's not good. It's a shitty Nintendo game so it's "good".

>>715668843
Excuse me, but are you an excutive at Nintendo?

>>715668157 (OP)
Its more like people are mad that the game that looks shallow as fuck is getting review scores solely on the fact its a switch 2 exclusive.

>>715668843
I don't think DK has that kinda pull. He's always been a third-rate Nintendo franchise compared to the big hitters of Mario and Zelda.

>>715668952
Banjo had a certain vibe that carried it for me, so I'm glad if Banjo is being "left out" of this.

>>715668534
this is the most cutting edge game ever concieved howbeit

>>715668157 (OP)
What are you talking about? Is this game even out yet? How would anyone know it's good?

>>715668843
There are millions of idiots, yes.

Is it an open world game like Tears of the Kingdom?

4 hours for 80 euros noty
I playef odyssey from start to finish and it gelt like a childs game throughout
This game looks the same but wirh voxels

>>715670006
no, unless u consider odyssey open world(like a retard)

>>715668534
>He doesn't appreciate the soulful kino of that "Oh shit things are getting so extreme the system's slowing down!" moment
>He doesn't understand tactically pausing animations to enhance dramatic effect
The browns are really doing a number to this place, Jesus Christ

>>715668534
it's cool how you cut the webm to show it running at 60 before and after

>>715669728
DK games have actually always sold extremely well with the exception of the bongo games

>>715668310
>>715670042
I don’t disbelieve that the game is actually that short, but outside of a few people saying it in threads, I haven’t seen the evidence of it. Can you link me a source?

>>715670342
>unintended stop motion is good

>>715670703
Youtube has people who already finished it. Odyssey says its 12h on howlongtobeat mainstory but only took me 6h

>>715669595
It's a Nintendo game so you seethe

>>715670042
How does the gameplay look he same to you. Odyssey doesn't even have digging

>>715668157 (OP)
Yes, it's called Nintendo Derangement Syndrome

>>715668157 (OP)
Listen up, fucko. We already convicted it of running at 480p 30fps. We don't like it. Got it? We like Expedition 33. That's the game you're allowed to play. It's GOTY and GOTD and has the official endorsement of 4chan. You will not play DK.

>>715670703
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1wgdM0o9V3c
First thing on google anon

>>715671181
Ok but did this person actually try and collect/do everything or just rush to the end

>>715671463
Rushed to the end, as fast as possible.

>>715671094
Are all seethe posters ESL like you?

>>715668157 (OP)
Beggars are too retarded to steal Nintendo games anymore, so yes they are upset

>>715668157 (OP)
looks good

>>715671181
5 and a half hours for a $70 game is just plain abysmal, especially since it’ll never go on sale.

That said though, if they had launched at $40 I would be all for it. I’m getting to a point where I’d rather have a solid 5-10 hours of great gameplay over a 50 hours of bland gameplay with 10 hours sprinkled in of great highlights, which has sadly become the norm. Xenoblade especially is a series where you could cut half the runtime and actually improve the game by removing all the padding.

The issue is more so the price than the length. If I have to pay $70, that game better be full of content. Elden Ring launched at $60 and gave more content than any other AAA game had given in over a decade, and plenty of indie games launch with more content at a cheaper price.

>>715672427
>gets given a game that's 5-10 hours of great gameplay if you critical path the game
>doesn't count
everytime nhxry

>>715671181
You can clear odyssey in about the same amount of time if you only do the easy stuff and blow through the levels.

>>715672313
I really hope you're being sarcastic.

>>715668843
is that meant to be a good thing?

>>715671463
>nooo u must 100% the game aiiieeee nintendosama

>>715672427
>especially since it’ll never go on sale.
he said that, as mario odyssey is literally on sale

>>715668534
>we could've had this at 60fps locked on ryujinx but jewtendo ninja'd it

>>715668534
God it just looks like shit. Why hasn't Nintendo moved past the Wii U era?

>>715668843
So what? It still looks like shit.

>>715674438
The Jews are ryujinx for taking the money and walking away. They weren’t sued or shut down like yuzu, Nintendo paid them off.

That said, I guarantee a switch 2 emulator will come in about 2 years

>>715668534
So this is the power of non-Unreal5 engines?

>>715668157 (OP)
One might say they're going bananas

>>715668157 (OP)
>Tfw have to tread these threads carefully until I get my hands on the game and then when I complete it I can go back and see all the spoilers I had to dodge and not open

>>715672881
Why haven’t NOBODY updated this with the REAL Organization XIII?

It's a great monke game. Very fun. Haters find no joy in any aspects of life88. Sad!

test

>>715676745
Donkey Kong gets bananaa

>>715677013
Welcome back nignog

>>715668534
looks like a game for the wii u

why do people buy games day 1 just to speedrun through the game and purposely have as little fun as possible

It's apparent that Nintendo won't be able to surpass this game for another 20 years so that's pretty sad

>>715669449
After you've played enough Nintendo platformers you no longer really have any interest in them. It's like getting full while eating, you just have to stop.

>>715676572
If it was unreal it would've dipped from 30 to 15 instead of 60 to 30

So the only 2 worthwhile games are still Odyssey and Zelda? And all thats left is cripple ball? Ummm..? Nice launch, Tendo

>>715676745
K.rool is back

>>715668534
it's doing shit that's never been done before

the terrain is fucking movable and dynamic for god sake

its expected that there will be some fps dips

>>715671181
>rush to the end to beat DK bananza
>5 hours of game
>Rush to the end to beat eldin ring(glitchless)
>55 minutes
Some how it won't count

>>715678926
Uncnarted 3 already did this.

Okay bros, I’m about to start playing it

>>715668243
/v/ consists of thirdies who are all currently malding there's no Switch 2 exploit or emulator. They may make thousands of threads talking shit about Nintendo but are in first in line with a NSP leak happens.

>>715682463
Okay still messing around in the openly section. Frame rate dipped within 10 seconds of gameplay. That said the breaking mechanic is fascinating and in exploring the controls still

>>715678926
this is surely bait, but Hulk Ultimate Destruction and Red Faction Guerilla did this better almost two decades ago.

Hell, Astro Bot absolutely wipes the floor with Bananza in terms of destruction, fluid simulation, and physics objects on screen all while 4k/60fps locked.

>>715668534
Sad shit. Game won't be playable unless trannies get busy working on an emulator.

so why the fuck is pauline a child
people already beat the game

>>715683193
>Hell, Astro Bot absolutely wipes the floor with Bananza in terms of destruction, fluid simulation, and physics objects on screen all while 4k/60fps locked.
Snoytrannies STILL trying to unflop their BING BING WAHOO? How embarrassing.

>>715668157 (OP)
So it's a Nintendo branded Minecraft right?

>>715683193
astro bot has scripted destruction

>>715668534
>never below 30 fps
So it's a nonissue? It's not like Bloodborne's silky, buttery smooth 12 fps.

>>715668534
fucking disgusting

>>715668534
The switch one also lagged like shit as soon as it came out.

Breath of the wild could not hold a stable 30 in hand held mode

Good Switch 3~ game

>>715683954
>https://files.catbox.moe/gsztdq.mp4
That nigger looks gay as fuck.

>>715674195
10 years after its release date.

>>715668534
The replys are great, Nintendo fanbois don't play their own games, have never played another game, they just buy 800 buck paper weights lol

>>715682463
>tokimeki memorial
Based waifu hunter

>>715668534
FPS dips are part and parcel of the Nintendo experience, half of the mainline SNES platformers, even SMW, had FPS dips

>$90 game
>5 hour campaign
>10 hours for 100%
>unoptimized piece of shit
>ps2 graphics

yes people are mad...

>>715668157 (OP)
/v/ is always mad about something retarded.

>>715668534
wait. That's not even a frame drop. DK's movement doesn't stutter at all

>>715670342
>I-it's part of the experience you just don't get it!!!