Which Castlevania game has the best progress screen?

>>715674116 (OP)
Imagine the smell

Imagine the rape

>>715674116 (OP)
imagine being locked in there with this guy for years, how long before you succumb to madness?

Ok you have me baited. What the fuck is this?

>>715675818
Schizo bs

>>715674116 (OP)
where is the child prisoners room

>>715675879
That's plain to see, but still humor me. Is this the Zuck Fuher Bunker?

>>715675996
ok I googled it. It's another "rich guy thinks the world is doomed so he's building a bunker to ride out the storm while the poors die outside like good cannon fodder".

Cool, nice thread dipshit.

>>715674116 (OP)
The Halloweeeeen music is pretty perfect. Also Vampire's Kiss is a much better title than Dracula X and not just because it's the best Nicolas Cage movie.

https://youtu.be/0EqMv5QWZHE?si=oV7kIvWliLhh5Ttu

>>715675503
I'd like to think that if the world really went to shit, the security these billionaires hired would immediately off them just because it's one less mouth to feed

>>715674116 (OP)
SCIV with the mode 7 map

>>715675879
>Schizo
Yeah sure anon, nothing cataclysmic is gonna happen, nope nothing at all and all the rich people are just crazy building bunkers because they took too much acid or something.

>>715676473
Can confirm as someone who is hired for one of these in the southeast of the US. I'm part of a 6 man security/maintenance (((unit))) that get paid to guard the premise and are guaranteed shelter in a cataclysmic event. That is an occasional joke/mutual understanding we've come to have had. While I'd say it is possible we wouldn't the dude is a cunt and no one is interested in living with the boss but his wife is really nice so maybe it wouldn't be a total party wipe.

>>715676473
>>715676845
This is why you add a secret lockout, if you die they all die.

I really don't follow schizo /x/ shit in general so it bothered the hell out of me when I discovered the New Zealand thing is real and a fairly open secret

Peter Thiel, Sam Altman, Larry Page, Jeff Bezos and James Cameron all have confirmed fortified compounds in New Zealand. Hell, I can make it /v/ related too - Gabe Newell does, as well. People with a ten digit and up net worth all seem to get the idea that New Zealand is the most politically/geologically/etc. stable place on earth.

>>715676473
Yeah of course it would. Fallout predicted this shit 20+ years ago lmao

>>715674116 (OP)
The year is 2025 and Jews have decided to return to the bunkers

>>715676936
Assuming I'm on the same page as to what you mean you have to remember it isn't just 1 guy it is typically his family and extended family. Even evil rich retards to some extend love their family. Most of them anyway.

>>715676958
I mean this is like the third "doomsday bunker" rush.

>>715677071
I mean I love my family but we live together or die together.

What's the name of that Roman guy who was like the richest asshole who ever lived but he got killed by his own guards while trying to flee after a battle

>>715676958
That's not schizo at all. The only reason none of this would work is that their security teams would turn on them and just become warlords in a genuine post-apocalyptic scenario. Why swear loyalty to some skinny nerd or Gaben after the nukes drop?

>>715674116 (OP)
I would gladly fight and kill to protect billionaires from leftists who would try to take their wealth. I'd do it for free. Anybody else agree?

>>715676807
>she thinks anything happens

>>715674116 (OP)
herbs

>>715676958
>geologically stable
Literally on the ring of fire and overdue for a massive quake

>>715675503
These are the type of people who would probably launch themselves into space while the rest of us die

>>715677001
machiavelli wrote about it 500 years ago, more or less

>>715676958
That's the new money tech nerds. The old money robber barons have locations in the Dutch Caribbean.

>>715677289
Totally, fellow right friend.

>>715676473
5 minutes after they get the Mad Max future they want, they're going to be food or worse

>>715677078
This. But this time something will happen for sure, right guys?

>>715677421
Note that the two largest space programs in existence right now aren't the US and Russia, they're Elon Musk's plan to colonize Mars and Jeff Bezos's plan to build Elysium (and the latter gets shockingly little attention considering the billions of dollars he's poured into it)

>>715677663
>Bezos is a space colony chad
Nice. Planets are for retards.

>>715677609
Eventually something will happen but not yet

>>715676958
>Flee to an insular nation
>An insular nation significantly more left wing than 'murica
>An insular nation with a substantial ethnic minority that has an extremely strong cultural identity
>Said minority also happens to be extremely warlike

>>715677663
>>715677778

>>715677498
and he was just writing about what happened when emperors/wannabes fucked up too badly
>get in shitty lockdown situation
>your praetorian guard just cut your head off and put it on a pike in view of your enemies even though you just doubled their pay
billionaires have an unfair burden when you really think about it

So uhh
Why'd jannies take offense with my post out of everyone itt

>>715678927
You talk like a fag and your shit's all retarded.